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Today, I found out that pygmy Megaladons may have lived in the Mediterranean and were about the size of an average Great White, so I felt compelled to create this terrible mashup.
#sharks#meg#megaladon#below deck#below deck mediterranean#below deck Med#bad joke#joke#mashup#manip#edit
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Below Deck Med is entertaining me this season even though we're only 2 episodes in, and the number one thing I love is the ACCENTS.
they've just brought on a deckhand with the world's thickest French accent and I'm honestly waiting for him to break character and reveal he's just doing a fucking bit
#bravo posting#below deck med#there's aussies and a couple sputh africans#and the chef is from liverpool#i forget where the chief is from but her accent is unique#and even the Americans sound interesting to me#i only think one of them is faking though#this french guy...man i just don't know
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hello hello can anyone hear me???
#below deck#below deck med#🅱️lease I just need some people to be like#'wow I hope max gets fired he's annoying'#so I can reblog like#DAMN same#c'mon be gossipy with me
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fanfic writers really need to start writing me some below deck aus for all my favourite ships
it’s literally the perfect au cmon please i’m begging
give me chef dean and stewardess cas
please i swear it’s an untapped goldmine
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Do any of y’all watch Below Deck?
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Very true ❤️
Then there’s all this trash 🙄
#top chef#vanderpump rules#rhobh#the real housewives of beverly hills#rhony#the real housewives of new york city#below deck med#bravo#twitter
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Oh my god. Natalya is ridiculous. She's giving half truths and stirring up the pot. And Sandy just eats it up and believes her and it's ridiculous!
God what a pair. A liar and a sorry excuse for a leader. Who as a leader just accepts one person's version of events?! Only one person! Lee would have asked everyone there what had happened and gotten to the bottom of it.
Sandy really shouldn't be a Captain or a leader at all especially with this blatant favoritism and inability to lead or get to the root of a problem. She jumps to conclusions and it's ridiculous to watch her.
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Is no one gonna talk about how Natalya is clearly in an abusive relationship? Or how she and Kyle are actively pitting Jessica against Tumi with kinda racist undertones?
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Kyle is such a manipulative drama starter everything started because of him I can’t stand it
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okay they are both horrendous people but ‘im pro choice and your parents should’ve aborted you’ was a brilliant line from lexi icl
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Charter guest: But I thought he was flirting with me!
2nd Steward: Oh, I'm gay as hell, honey!
A favourite moment from Below Deck Med, season 7.
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To all the people in the 'Below Deck' fandom. Please start posting more.
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Im watching the latest season and I really hope Captain Lee is okay.
But im hella fucking stoked that Sandy is the Substitute Captain. She is so fucking cool.
#below deck#below deck med#captain lee#captain sandy#bravo#reality tv#go girlboss#girlboss#boats#yachts#vacation#paradise
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the interior crew is a nightmare and the deck crew is a bisexual’s nightmare we’re under fucking attack
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#im nauseated by Malia#i really dislike hannah but man#that was a really low move#just cause hannah said no to her#i used to love malia#now i hope she eat shit and die#below deck med#jay rants
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Sandy is taking over for Captain Lee?!
I’m done. See y’all next season.
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