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for-the-love-of-avo · 2 months ago

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Sometimes I sketch pre-trauma and pirate Reaver for my own mental health and these two actually came out alright. Pirate Reaver is my all time favourite and I like to imagen him using a bow before guns were a thing. Also saw someone HC him with naturally curly hair and I 100% agree because it's so much easier to draw.

#i havent drawn in a while cuz my tablet is android and theres no good drawing apps on this pos #fable reaver #fable #fable 2 #i just want to see him before he decided to be a bellend #also you can take blue eyed Reaver from my cold warm then cold again dead hands #dont get me wrong i love him in the third game but we see him use a weapon ONCE! Give me the hero of skill or give me death #stop not doing your taxes and help me kill possesed metal birds you deadbeat

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silliest-rabbit-ever · 4 months ago

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When you and your partner get moonscorched and he turns into a PERVERTED FREAK!

#fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger daan #daan von dutch #fear and hunger karin #karin sauer #pocketcat #pocketcat daan #the valkyrie #this was my first time doing tweening #had fun #by the end of it I was tweaking #don't ask where that bellend got the phone

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talk-danmei-to-me · 5 months ago

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This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!!

#murong lian #he's such a bellend #i was right he is evil #yuwu spoilers #yuwu #remnants of filth #meatbun doesn't eat meat #meatbun #rou bao bu chi rou

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littleoceanbabe · 1 year ago

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sherlock: good job, watson

john: no YOU did a good job! you’re amazing!!

sherlock: what about you?? you’re fantastic!

the guy that john is pinning down: DO I HAVE TO FUCKING BE HERE FOR THIS

#sherlock and co #sherlock & co #the blue carbuncle #the blue carbuncle: part one #john watson #sherlock holmes #johnlock #i’m rlly using these tags in the year of our lord 2023 #but holy christ they rlly just took down a criminal after chasing him #and started flirting so fucking hard #the guy: RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD????#they r so hopeless for each other. <3 #i can’t even talk abt the giggle fit over ‘bellend’ i rlly can’t #i won’t shut up abt it

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fiuworks · 8 months ago

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timsasha good end....

this is how i cope with the way tma treated timsasha.... so like today i created hope while talking w a freind and i love her sm already please like her too i want to draw her more....... timsasha save me

#timsasha #tim stoker #sasha james #hope stoker laika #tma #tma podcast #the magnus archives #i have so many timsasha good end and hope interactions hcs for everybody i love delusion #isnt she just so goobie wooby #hey if bellend wasnt a bad word in your house i really dont care growing up if i said 'what the hell' that was just as bad as saying a slur

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bloodcrosses · 6 days ago

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Oh God, I ran across a funny Cillian interview and made the mistake of reading the comments - there was a bunch of people cry arsing about Cillian hating the English because he became uncomfortable with his kids sounding posh-English.

Firstly, this would be the Cillian Murphy who's most frequent film collaborator is Chris Nolan, an English man. And who loves the Beatles, the band from fucking Liverpool, England.

Secondly, the Irish have an understandable reason to feel that way about their children being absorbed by English culture. It's called our entire history with Ireland.

And despite what those cry arsing losers say, this isn't in the past. Irish, Scottish and Welsh people still get shit over here from the same ignorant losers crying about this. A friend of Mike's now-ex was Scottish and he got so much shit during the fucking EU referendum and I don't imagine the Irish and Welsh got it any better. My Polish friend got threats too.

I absolutely get why Cillian went back to Ireland.

Our behaviour is still shameful. That's just the truth.

#cillian murphy #0 days since my country fellows were bellends

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latenightsimping · 7 days ago

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ngl absolutely love it when people write about eddie's partner being drunk and they're all cute or crying over silly things but like when i'm drunk i start fights and steal useless shit 🫠 where's the fic about nearly getting a drunk and disorderly charge for hitting a guy who was being a prick and stealing a stop sign

#if there's a whimsical instrument in my vicinity sorry mate it's getting nicked #ukelele? don't mind if i do #like i'll never start fights with people who don't deserve it but if you've been acting like a bellend i'll absolutely throw down y'kno #can take the boy out the estate

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choixsimple · 5 months ago

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the incredible hubris I get when doing some low impact exercise helps me feel better... and then I do some rowing and a 20 min treadmill walk in quick succession thinking "surely this time I'll be fine" and I'm bed-bound the next day 🥲

#note to me: 5 MINUTES OF ROWING OR RECUMBENT BIKING IS NOT THE SAME AS A 20 MIN WALK ESP IF YOU ALREADY DID THE ROWING????#yeah im sure you DO feel like youre sick with a fever today because YOU HAVE PPST EXERTIONAL MALAISE you absolute BELLEND #pots #pots syndrome #post exertional malaise #chronic illness #chronic pain #chronic fatigue #cfs #me cfs

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dustcollectingbones · 2 months ago

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Trying to explain to my asshole of a brother how shooting/killing/neutering therians and otherkins is not good I'm going to kms why does he feel the need to be such an asshole to the people I love?????

I mean how can you stand there and go "Clearly I'm in the right since in all of history it has always been the right thing to do to harm and insult folks because we don't understand them" like wtf

#slightly a #vent #tw hate #tw violence mention #tw my brother being a right bellend

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secretagentsagainstwhatever · 6 months ago

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Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims

#and on and on and on #forever and always #believe victims #i believe you #i support you #i’m here for you #if you take the side of a rich famous person who doesn’t care about you over a victim #you’re a massive bellend #and i hope it haunts you #eat the rich #fuck celebrities #no one deserves power #this is about a specific person #but also it isn’t #power imbalance #tw assualt

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lesbianwyllravengard · 1 year ago

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I say this as one of the biggest Luis Babygirl Serra Navarro whores, if y'all make Separate Ways all about him instead of Ada I will fucking kill you I swear. Shut UP about Luis this is ADA WONG'S game now

#Same with wesker but I've mostly seen it with Luis #Ppl posting nothing but “omg more Luis content!!” MORE FUCKING ADA CONTENT YOU BELLENDS #Ada Wong #Luis Serra #Separate Ways #Resident evil 4

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digitalisnarcissus · 7 months ago

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So Labour are implementing the Cass review when they get in then.

Look, if you can't morally vote for Labour, well me neither, but please vote. Nigel Farage scared the Tories so much we got Brexit. Go and vote for a progressive alternative, whatever that looks like where you are (I know they're all not great on this but do your best). This election will be won by right-wingers. But we can build. And if you don't believe in building then at least do it out of spite.

#UK politics #UK general election #Do not clown at me about FPTP have you seen the polls there is no chance of the Tories #This is a rare opportunity to make a stand without being the bellend who let the Tories in

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talk-danmei-to-me · 5 months ago

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