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#political shitposting#although how is it political?#racism is not political#it’s just fucking stupid#people need to be educated#or beaten with a skateboard#depending on the case#such ignorance#such fear#such bitterness#such insecurity#think i’m done#such silly outfits they have#bellends#queued post#meme humor
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The original babygirl 💖
#stop Kirk drift#shatner is a massive bellend but Kirk is a lovely little dumpling#jim Kirk#captain kirk#jim babygirl kirk#star trek#star trek tos
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Sometimes I sketch pre-trauma and pirate Reaver for my own mental health and these two actually came out alright. Pirate Reaver is my all time favourite and I like to imagen him using a bow before guns were a thing. Also saw someone HC him with naturally curly hair and I 100% agree because it's so much easier to draw.
#i havent drawn in a while cuz my tablet is android and theres no good drawing apps on this pos#fable reaver#fable#fable 2#i just want to see him before he decided to be a bellend#also you can take blue eyed Reaver from my cold warm then cold again dead hands#dont get me wrong i love him in the third game but we see him use a weapon ONCE! Give me the hero of skill or give me death#stop not doing your taxes and help me kill possesed metal birds you deadbeat
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When you and your partner get moonscorched and he turns into a PERVERTED FREAK!
#fear and hunger#fear and hunger termina#fear and hunger daan#daan von dutch#fear and hunger karin#karin sauer#pocketcat#pocketcat daan#the valkyrie#this was my first time doing tweening#had fun#by the end of it I was tweaking#don't ask where that bellend got the phone
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This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!!
#murong lian#he's such a bellend#i was right he is evil#yuwu spoilers#yuwu#remnants of filth#meatbun doesn't eat meat#meatbun#rou bao bu chi rou
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sherlock: good job, watson
john: no YOU did a good job! you’re amazing!!
sherlock: what about you?? you’re fantastic!
the guy that john is pinning down: DO I HAVE TO FUCKING BE HERE FOR THIS
#sherlock and co#sherlock & co#the blue carbuncle#the blue carbuncle: part one#john watson#sherlock holmes#johnlock#i’m rlly using these tags in the year of our lord 2023#but holy christ they rlly just took down a criminal after chasing him#and started flirting so fucking hard#the guy: RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD????#they r so hopeless for each other. <3#i can’t even talk abt the giggle fit over ‘bellend’ i rlly can’t#i won’t shut up abt it
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timsasha good end....
this is how i cope with the way tma treated timsasha.... so like today i created hope while talking w a freind and i love her sm already please like her too i want to draw her more....... timsasha save me
#timsasha#tim stoker#sasha james#hope stoker laika#tma#tma podcast#the magnus archives#i have so many timsasha good end and hope interactions hcs for everybody i love delusion#isnt she just so goobie wooby#hey if bellend wasnt a bad word in your house i really dont care growing up if i said 'what the hell' that was just as bad as saying a slur
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the incredible hubris I get when doing some low impact exercise helps me feel better... and then I do some rowing and a 20 min treadmill walk in quick succession thinking "surely this time I'll be fine" and I'm bed-bound the next day 🥲
#note to me: 5 MINUTES OF ROWING OR RECUMBENT BIKING IS NOT THE SAME AS A 20 MIN WALK ESP IF YOU ALREADY DID THE ROWING????#yeah im sure you DO feel like youre sick with a fever today because YOU HAVE PPST EXERTIONAL MALAISE you absolute BELLEND#pots#pots syndrome#post exertional malaise#chronic illness#chronic pain#chronic fatigue#cfs#me cfs
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#music#fav#Spotify#I was going to put something else on this but then I saw that gif and well I like it#so fuck you#coys#etc etc#cunts yeah you you cunts#nice one sorted#geezer#what the fucks going to happen to Bianca???#will those bellends ever find Bigfoot??#who’ll be star baker this week??#will Monica ever pronounce butter correctly??
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Trying to explain to my asshole of a brother how shooting/killing/neutering therians and otherkins is not good I'm going to kms why does he feel the need to be such an asshole to the people I love?????
I mean how can you stand there and go "Clearly I'm in the right since in all of history it has always been the right thing to do to harm and insult folks because we don't understand them" like wtf
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Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims
#and on and on and on#forever and always#believe victims#i believe you#i support you#i’m here for you#if you take the side of a rich famous person who doesn’t care about you over a victim#you’re a massive bellend#and i hope it haunts you#eat the rich#fuck celebrities#no one deserves power#this is about a specific person#but also it isn’t#power imbalance#tw assualt
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think about ‘you ask god why he didn’t work harder to save him. he spits in your face and asks you the same.’ think about fuyumi after touya dies. are you having a nice holiday hella
author of dog teeth voice no i don’t really care about how fuyumi must have felt after touya died
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I say this as one of the biggest Luis Babygirl Serra Navarro whores, if y'all make Separate Ways all about him instead of Ada I will fucking kill you I swear. Shut UP about Luis this is ADA WONG'S game now
#Same with wesker but I've mostly seen it with Luis#Ppl posting nothing but “omg more Luis content!!” MORE FUCKING ADA CONTENT YOU BELLENDS#Ada Wong#Luis Serra#Separate Ways#Resident evil 4
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Me, a British person: Why is everyone calling Xue Meng a vagina?
#casually exposing myself as british as those my love of u's and single quotations hadnt already exposed me#also regressed about 15 years reading that#which is the last time i heard someone be called a fanny#bellend on the otherhand will always be timeless#2ha
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So Labour are implementing the Cass review when they get in then.
Look, if you can't morally vote for Labour, well me neither, but please vote. Nigel Farage scared the Tories so much we got Brexit. Go and vote for a progressive alternative, whatever that looks like where you are (I know they're all not great on this but do your best). This election will be won by right-wingers. But we can build. And if you don't believe in building then at least do it out of spite.
#UK politics#UK general election#Do not clown at me about FPTP have you seen the polls there is no chance of the Tories#This is a rare opportunity to make a stand without being the bellend who let the Tories in
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Remember when Clarke shot Bellamy? 😂
This person's idea, I just wanted to make my own edit with a little more oomph.
#clarke griffin#anti bellamy blake#bellend#bellfart#she did that and i love her for it#cup song edit#pew pew
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