#bella of louisville

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Response 2

I love that having a student teacher has been a good experience. I could see it going one of two ways. Are the kids responding well to her teaching? I remember having mixed feelings about student teachers when I was a kid. Not so much in middle school or high school. I had some amazing elementary teachers, so I missed them a lot when student teachers did their thing.

                  I love that Bella gets along well with the kids. I love a snuggly pup. She seemed like a very loving dog when I met her briefly. Stinky dogs!!!! Jimbob is a stinky dog, too, but that is just the dog life. We had an awesome groomer for him, but she has recently stopped grooming, which is so sad. Jimbie LOVED her.

                  It must have been so wild to meet your students virtually instead of in person. I can’t imagine that was easy. I’m sure it was very challenging and really challenging transitioning back in person for only three months.

                  Ooooooo, I love me a good surprise party! Unless it is for me. I’ve only had one of those and requested that it NEVER happen again. That was really thoughtful of Jessica, though. Good for her for thinking about doing nice things for you.

                  Most likely to be the mom of the friend group AND being acknowledged for being more of a mom to them than their own mom IN FRONT OF THEIR MOM. OOOOOF. I’m sure that was an awesome time. I saw some of Faith’s pictures. She’s the only sister I’m still connected with. Marriage is such a gamble. People grow and change and should be allowed to do that, but I think that is so counter to our culture. You never know how people will change, though. That thought always reminds me of the Bojack tootsie roll pop analogy. It’s a lie based on a truth. This nugget of truth is in the middle, surrounded by uncertainty and the lie that’s based on that truth. The nugget of truth is why you put up with everything else that surrounds it, and sometimes it’s hard to remember the nugget when it’s at the center of something hard and difficult to get through. But you must believe it’s there if you can’t see it. Maybe the nugget only matters if we believe the lie that surrounds it. Oh, Bojack, it’s been too long, my dude. I worry about Fatih and want to know why she stays in that, knowing what she knows about him. It’s not my place or life, but I worry about her.

                  I remember you processing bits and pieces of your recollection of your relationship with Faith over time. It was probably really jarring to have her follow in your footsteps only to turn around and do a complete 180 or 360 in a completely different direction. I mean, Louisville is neat, but that’s about it. I’m not sure I would want to live there again. There are cool places to see and experience, but yeah, I’m sure the loneliness is part of that. She can move as well if she needs to. I feel that way about Ceire daily. She’s doing better now, but her last visit got really weird, and I didn’t love how Michelle treated her. It had her in tears, not only my parents but also Sean. It got to the point where my mom texted me about it, and Sean came over to my house to talk to me about it. They both were like you must talk to and get through to her. I’m not sure why my family thinks Ceire will ever listen to me or that she ever really has. Ceire is fiercely set in her ways. Just because we both have lady partners does not mean she listens to me or cares about my opinion, which she didn’t ask for. Ceire is miserable in Oklahoma and will not come home because Michelle’s mom is there. And I’m like, bro, come home and bring Kayla with you. Starting back over in Kentucky would be a whole thing, but she is homesick all the time, and I only know that because my mom tells me that Ceire tells her that all the time. I want her to come home and be here. I worry about her mental health all the time, especially when Michelle isn’t doing well.

                  You shared highlights from your Hawaii trip, but feel free to share them again if you would like!

                  Rory was a cute baby. Adjusting to becoming a mother and learning everything had to be so overwhelming. But you’ve done great so far!!!! They’re still alive and breathing!!! I think we just need to accidentally run into each other somewhere and you can sit me down and share all of the pics with me and all of the things.

                  I almost wonder why there isn’t support staff for teachers in the classroom now that I’m reading all this. Like a student teacher, but just someone with whom to share the load. More one-on-one time, more aid for kids who need it, shared grading and teaching responsibilities. Some floaters who help out teachers when they need it? But, you know, if we can’t already pay teachers what they deserve, then how could we supplement more for extra support? It sucks. I’m glad you are getting that support now.

                  Oooooooooh, yesssss. I love me some West Sixth. Since working at BnT, I’ve been able to drink nice beer again, which has been awesome cuz I was like why the heck do I not drink nice beer anymore??? But then I remembered that nice beer is really expensive. I hope seeing your mom will be nice, but I’m sure it’ll be a mixed bag. The wedding will probably be super stressful, but then you get to celebrate your boy the day after!!!! Wow, that’s gonna be a weekend 😅

                  Speaking of time, what is the downside to eating a clock? 👀

                  My relationship with music is so strange. The connection I have to it runs so deep. Especially music with no words. I’ve always been that way, though. I would rewatch movies repeatedly when I was younger just to listen to the music. My life changed when I went to the library and discovered that I could take home CDs with scores on them from movies that I loved. When I was learning to play piano, my teacher used to get SO mad at me because my ear for music was much stronger than my ability to read it. I could hear it once and play it, so that’s how I would scrape by. I was always in trouble for struggling to read music…but I also struggle to read and write in general. My poor billing supervisor is constantly sending notes back to me because I don’t realize or catch mistakes I’ve made. I have to super proofread really important documents and usually have to get a second person to read it first because I just won’t see it. When I was little, I used to have to write a b and a d next to each other at the top of my paper so I could tell the difference between them. I was held back in the 3rd grade due to my troubles with reading and comprehension. Also math. And no one thought there was something else going on??? Crazy to me, man. I have such a great memory because I was forced to rely on it so much as a kid. I couldn’t afford to not remember things. The other day I was taking notes and I forget the word I was trying to spell and no matter which way I attempted to spell it, nothing looked right. Not even the right spelling. I think I internalized a lot of those struggles growing up, and it formed a core belief in me that I am just stupid. I think I eradicated that when I graduated with a 4.0 from my MSW program. ANYWAY. That was a little tangent.

                  I didn’t really realize how messed up that relationship was until I was a practicum student working in a high school with 16 and 17-year-olds. They were children. That was the moment I realized that I was a child back then. I worked with many 16- and 17-year-olds at that time, and I work with many now; they all look like children. I will never understand it, either. I’m not sure what knowledge you have of Sams these days. I get small bits and pieces from Zoë every now and again. She’s no longer in KY and no longer identifies as female. That would have been problematic as I do not identify as pansexual, so I’m not sure how that would have gone. I love the ladies. I’m not sure how effective reporting would have been, though. I thought long and hard about reporting a couple of years ago, but I’m not sure it would even matter now that she is no longer in Kentucky. Still works with kids. Engaged? Thankfully, it is to someone who appears to be her age. I have wild stories, man. There was a time I had to lie about my age because 19 wasn’t old enough. I also had to lie about my name. Awesome.

                  I hope music goes somewhere with him, too, even if just for a time. I would be so fulfilled by it. Yooooooo you still be listening??? Oh, man. I’m so sorry, hahaha, but also, I’m glad the music is good enough to get stuck in someone’s head. That’s the goal. I wanted to share more music earlier on but was unsure how you would respond to it, so I just never did haha

[secretsthatwekeep]

So having a student teacher means I actually have time to write! Wow! Amazing! She is supposed to completely take over this week and next, soooooo here I am! I help here and there especially with our really low students and our students with special needs. 

I'm going through my pictures from the past four years and would like to share some memories and experiences that I didn't get to share with you. 

One of the bigger ones is my puppy dog. Bella girl is a sweet baby dog!! We love her so much. Rory loves throwing the ball for her and she brings it right back to him. She does a good job of going to him when I tell her to. She is very snuggly. So scared of the storms like dogs be. She is a stinky dog, but that be the dog life. 

2020 I started the school year out virtually. That was really weird. We were virtual until March. That group was a hot mess. I think they would've been anyways, but it was much worse because of covid. 

For my 26th birthday, Jessica threw me a surprise party. I was supposed to go out to lunch with Sara that day, but then she "canceled" plans with me and when we turned around and came home, John and Jessica had worked together to have all of my sisters there with a cake that was misspelled. haha Jessica wrote on the cake "Happy Birtday." She didn't realize it until I took a picture with the cake. Good laughs.

Oh my goodness, Faith's wedding!!! When Faith got married, we had a bachelorette party the night before and the sisters and my Mom all stayed the night together!! It was hilariously awkward. We played silly games and I won a card in a card game that was "Most likely to be the Mom of the friend group" and then we had a nice little conversation as a group where the sisters acknowledged in front of my Mom that I was more of a mother to them than she was. That was really really really fun. :l Faith was such a beautiful bride. It makes me sad now to reflect on this day. You never know what you're really walking into when you get married. What could happen? How will this person change? It's like you're marrying that person at that moment, but you're actually marrying 20 versions of that person over time. How will time and experiences change your person and test your relationship? If she had known, she wouldn't have married him. She's already shared that with me and that is a lot. That's a big thought and feeling to have, and what do you do with that? 

I was closest to Faith growing up because we were closest in age and shared all of the experiences at home together. She followed in my footsteps in soooooo many ways- band, track and field, love of reading and writing, etc. It was so weird to watch her change and become her own person when I left that house. She became super reclusive when she went to Bourbon County. She had no friends she hung out with because a lot of her friends growing up were my friends. She became super absorbed into internet culture and she found a friend in England to be her confidante. She did follow me to college and her path was this weird rickety one where she was like split into this person of being mothered by me and trying to make her own person. She really struggled with identity and with some mental illness during this time. It was hard to know how to help her in a friend/sister way during that journey and not in a motherly way. My relationship with Faith is so weird because I've always felt it was more sisterly and friendly than with Jess and Tabby because we are closer in age. Maybe that's something to think about. Once she moved to Louisville, the relationship felt severed. I would visit her in Louisville and every single time I visited she would make snide comments about how she didn't understand why I wouldn't also move to Louisville. Even as recently as this year she has made these comments and I know part of that is due to loneliness. She latches to a person and makes all of her friends through that person. She reallllly did that with Colson and once people started not spending time with him because of all of his creepy stuff, she felt so lonely and it's really hard to watch from afar. I worry about her a lot.

Have I shared my Hawaii experience with you? I think I did, but can't remember?

Once Rory was born, I didn't leave my house for like three-four months? I just stayed home. Then when I did start going out because I had to go back to work, the first few outings were really hard with a baby. Lots of crying. Turns out Rory was really hungry!! I wasn't producing enough so we started supplementing at four months. Made me feel bad because I didn't know!! There are so many things!! Rory was soooo tiny in comparison to Jonah. Big ol head though. Looking through all of these pictures makes me miss my tiny boy!!! We had so many cute themed outfits for hims!! His little smile!! The way he would suck his thumb sometimes. Jonah didn't do that! So cute. AHHH His first Christmas!!! I wish I could just sit and share all these pictures with you and talk about all of the things. 

Stopping my memory sharing here.

I am currently getting back into the struggle of work, clean, bathe, sleep- repeat, repeat, repeat. Having a student teacher is amazzzziiinnnnnngggg. I will never go back!!! I get to put in grades on time!!! I get to work with kids individually and in groups while she is teaching something else. I get to catch up on emails and creating assignments!! It's the best! I would really be struggling without her. Our new reading program this year is a lot and it's nice to learn it together and point out the things she needs to know and just have a partner through it. There are pros and cons to our program. Some pros-it provides a workbook to each kid and the texts are super rigorous. Some cons- it's TOO rigorous, some of the texts are super boring, and it is tough to learn a new program with absolutely no training on the program. We are getting through though!

I'm thinking about fall plans. My Mom is coming up on the 7th of October to "help." I think I am going to take a day off work that week to do some fall things with her and the kids. Maybe go to an orchard or find some changing leaves or something. The wedding day on Saturday is gonna be sooooo stressfulllll!!! Not prepared for Jessica's emotions. The west sixth farm is open that evening to the public if you wanna go get some cider and watch from afar. haha Jonah's birthday is the day after the wedding. We are having a spooky halloween theme and I'm excited for it! Makes me sad that time be a beech again, but oh well, I cannot stop her. 

Your deep and thoughtful posts are so full of emotions and deepness!!! I'm over here like I like this song cause it sounds cool and you're like I like this song because it speaks to my SOUL. Like alright girl!! Feel those feelings!!! I'm really glad that you did get out of that relationship and I'm sorry that it got to a really horrible and abusive place. The anger I feel stems from many places. The biggest being that she was an adult and a teacher in a position of power that took advantage of a child. Obviously I don't teach high school age children so maybe I don't understand the lure?? (That sentence makes me gag, sorry) But also that is just so not okay!!! I'm sorry if talking about the Faith stuff stirs that up and bothers you more than other topics. I feel angry because I also didn't and haven't... like...reported her. The last time we had talked about it and you shared that she was working somewhere else with more kids or in another position of power and just being made this "great example" just really makes me wanna fight someone!!! Like!!! You are a bad person, ma'am!!! Then there's the anger that is at myself in my guilt that I shared with you. All of the what ifs just haunt me every single day. I know you were on your own journey (as was I), but there's still this spot of blame that I put on myself that I could've prevented all of that. But what ifs just make us sick and don't fix anything from the past! Please feel free to NOT protect me from anything ever!!! I am a big girl haha I've been through hell and back times three over and I promise I can handle it. Will it be upsetting? Yes! Will it make me feel feelings? Yes! But you're the one who had to live through it and I think even if not with me...that it needs to get out! I hope you've been able to talk about it with someone somewhere. I'm happy you share with me anything that you share. (Even if I am a forgetful fool who has early onset alzheimers)  Even when what you share is hard to read. Because it's a part of you and your life and I want to know it all if you want to share it. There are some things I think I'll keep locked in a box forever because I don't want to share those things and that's okay! We just have to share what we are comfortable with the other knowing and at a time that is best for our journey!!! 

I really hope your music sharing turns into something with Andy. It sounds like that is part of your dream. Maybe? Making it big? That would be really, really cool!!! A Fighting Futures tour!! Quitting your two jobs to do the dang thing!! Even just getting to record a song with Andy would be pretty neat. I hope that it works out and that he enjoys your music. Sometimes your songs get stuck in my head and I gotta listen to them. Then I'm like curse you zoe for your beautiful angel voice being in my brain!!! hahahaha

[high-heels-and-high-weights]

Miss Kentucky Class of 2023

Kentucky Heart of Bourbon County      F        Adysn Dpnl university of Louisville Ankita Nair Danville                                         Ashley-Shae  Benton University of Kentucky                  Bella Burler Monticello                             3       Chapel  Tinius Lexington                              F        Daryn  Polzin Louisville                              f     …

[team-mew-s-a]

Expansion Draft: Protected List Predictions

I haven't seen any protected lists published yet, so below I've listed out who I think each team will/should protect. Other than the +1, they aren't in any particular order. We'll see how close I come soon!

Angel City:

Claire Emslie

Ali Riley

MA Vignola

Alyssa Thompson

Syd Leroux

Angelina Anderson

Amandine Henry

Jun Endo

Giselle Thompson

(+1) Scarlet Camberos

Chicago Red Stars:

Alyssa Naeher

Tatumn Milazzo

Arin Wright

Julia Bianchi

Penelope Hocking

Ava Cook

Jenna Bike

Ally Schlegel

Cari Roccaro

(+1) Jill Aguilera

Houston Dash:

Jane Campbell

Sophie Schmidt

Natalie Jacobs

Katie Lind

Diana Ordoñez

Michelle Alozie

Sarah Puntigam

Nichelle Prince

Andressa Alves

(+1) Joelle Anderson (rights)

Kansas City Current

Gabrielle Robinson

Michelle Cooper

Debinha

Lo'eau LaBonta

Haillie Mace

Elizabeth Ball

Vanessa DiBernardo

Kristen Hamilton

Morgan Gautrat

(+1) Cece Kizer

NJ/NY Gotham FC:

Lynn Williams

Yazmeen Ryan

Jenna Nighswonger

Kristie Mewis

Midge Purce

Kelley O'Hara

Maitana López

Katie Stengel

Esther González

(+1) Nealy Martin

North Carolina Courage:

Kaleigh Kurtz

Ryan Williams

Narumi Miura

Casey Murphy

Denise O'Sullivan

Kerolin

Malia Berkely

Tyler Lussi

Rikako Kobayashi

(+1) Brianna Pinto

OL Reign:

Lauren Barnes

Alana Cook

Sofia Huerta

Jordyn Huitema

Bethany Balcer

Jess Fishlock

Veronica Latsko

Quinn

Claudia Dickey

(+1) Sam Hiatt

Portland Thorns:

Sam Coffey

Bella Bixby

Morgan Weaver

Kelli Hubly

Emily Menges

Hina Sugita

Sophia Smith

Olivia Moultrie

Janine Beckie

(+1) Rocky Rodriguez

Racing Louisville:

Abby Erceg

Katie Lund

Lauren Milliet

Carson Pickett

Savannah DeMelo

Ary Borges

Jaelin Howell

Elli Pikkujämsä

Thembi Kgatlana

(+1) Paige Monaghan

San Diego Wave:

Danny Colaprico

Naomi Girma

Kailen Sheridan

Alex Morgan

Jaedyn Shaw

Rachel Hill

Sofia Jakobssen

Taylor Kornieck

Abby Dahlkemper

(+1) Kristen McNabb

Washington Spirit:

Sam Staab

Gabby Carle

Ashley Hatch

Tara McKeown

Aubrey Kingsbury

Andi Sullivan

Trinity Rodman

Ashley Sanchez

Ouleymata Sarr

(+1) Paige Metayer

[letsgethaunted]

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[schizononagesimus]

Under-1k music recs

Ramona's Tea Party - Norwegian girl punk

Komodos - Brooklyn garage rock

L'ment - Serbian new wave

Shark Sandwich - Louisville femme queer punk

Jules Avalon - German-American indie folk

Microwave Dave and the Nukes - Texan blues

dorpsstraat 3 - Dutch post-punk synthwave

Choo Choo la Rouge - Boston-based rock

Yara Lapidus - Beirut indie rock/pop fusion

Two Headed Girl - San Diego pop punk

BH Dex - Texan trap

laethe - Boston-based vaporwave, best found on Soundcloud.

Kata - Spoken word. No clue where they're from and literally can't find them on the internet at all.

Bella Rios - Canadian-born. Traditional Judeo-Spanish, Moroccan Gnawa.

Ninotchka - UK folk punk

Roland Pearsall - Boston rock

Anemic Royalty - Louisville alternative rock, new EP leans more nu-metal and post punk

i think i should make a list of random bands ive found out about from stickers and flyers and post them, i cant keep listening to 300 monthly listener norwegian girl punk alone

[woah-syd]

Guys are we aware that the whole racing organization are complete assholes. First holly with t and c. And now their president with bixby. Like huh. Y’all need to fire y’all PR team cause who is approving these statements and letting y’all say some shit like that

[hardtchill]

do you know what this tweet is in reference to https://twitter.com/bellageist/status/1420209858922434560?s=20

Pretty sure it was this tweet by LV who are trying to claim they were referencing the draft. Meanwhile basically anyone not wearing Lavender glasses suspects they were referencing the light show Bella rightfully called out.

I mean they deleted the tweet basically right after, kinda proving this was not related to the draft, but to Bella's comments. Bella has been attacked by many insane LV stans because they think their pretty Christmas lights are more important than the health of players and other fans. LV has done nothing to stop fans from attacking her.

[lovethelifeyoulive123]

Im sorry, what now. I really am starting to dislike this team.

[louisvillenoms]

Lovely lovely at Louvino with Eat Love Louisville and Bella of Louisville, aka, the best. 

[trueblueboygenius]

Phoebe Bridgers at Forecastle Festival in Louisville, Kentucky photographed by Bella Peterson

[grapefruit-personified]

Random question?

Who are your top 3 players from each nwsl team and who is your favorite overall nwsl player? So excited about the alyssa fics btw

ohhh ok long one ahead I can expand on some of these later if yall want

Chicago Red Stars first

Alyssa Naeher of course

Yuki Nagisato

Tierna Davidson

Washington Spirit

Ashley Sanchez

Andi Sullivan

Emily Sonnett

North Carolina Courage

Debinha

Carson Pickett

Casey Murphy

Gotham FC

Kristie Mewis

Imani Dorsey

Midge

Orlando Pride

Ally Watt now I guess

Honestly don't know or like any more players sorry Orlando

Houston Dash

Nichelle Prince

Sophie Schmidt

Ebony Salmon

Racing Louisville

Jaelin Howell

Emily Fox

Jessica McDonald

Kansas City Current

Desiree Scott

Kristen Hamilton

Lo'eau LaBonta

San Diego Wave

Taylor Kornieck

Kaelin Sheridan

Naomi Girma

Angel City

Christen Press

Jun Endo

Savannah McCaskill

Ok the next few are extra hard so may give more than three

Portland Thorns

Megan Klingenberg

Bella Bixby

Becky Sauerbrunn

Crystal Dunn

Rocky Rodriguez

Christine Sinclair

Janine Beckie

OL Reign

Rose Lavelle

Sophia Huerta (Sose for the win)

Tobin Heath

Megan Rapinoe

Jordyn Huitema

Bethany Balcer

Nikki Stanton

Alana Cook

Quinn

[miszswan]

content warnings: nothing, just Imani’s friends being chaotic <3

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imanimathenge : cat play dates >>>

[👤] hazelperreira, itsmekhalazhao, daisydevoe

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itsmekhalazhao: the cake looks horrendous but it tasted amazing

↳hazelperreira: the frosting would've looked better if imani and daisy didn't constantly make out while she was doing it

↳imanimathenge: its not my fault that my girlfriends cake boss skills made her ten times more attractive 😭

↳itsmekhalazhao: keep your hands to yourself 😭

↳imanimathenge: do you want me to talk about you and urban 😭😭

daisydevoe: I have mad cake boss skils😌

↳imanimathenge: and other things too babe <3

↳hazelperreira: I-😭😭 I am scarred. Not on a public platform

user6: I love how everyone in this trio has a cat

↳hazelperreira: agreed 😌

user2: I am patiently waiting for when they do another live where they just play music and dance

↳user8: remember the one they did with Zendaya 😭

↳user7: that was the most chaotic shit I had ever seen😭😭

itsmekhalazhao: WHY ARE YOU SQUISHING GARFIELD LIKE THAT

↳imanimathenge: BRO HE LOOKS SO TIRED WITH HAZE

↳hazelperreira: why am I friends with you two?

zendaya: I MISS YOU THREE

↳imanimathenge: I MISS YOU TOO

↳itsmekhalazhao: screaming ...crying ... throwing up

user9: WHEN ARE WE GETTING THE STRANGER THINGS TRAILER

↳imanimathenge: BRO IDK 😭😭😭

user3: missing Jack and Imani's interactions

↳user7: same like they barely interact in each other's comments and it's getting me worried

↳user4: do you think they're having beef or something?

↳user9: nah they just haven't seen each other in a while, jack has been busy with his music and imani has been filming a lot of things at once. So even if she wanted to see him she doesn't have the time

↳user7: what has she been filming?

↳imanimathenge: a lot 😭😭😭, I'm so tired

user4: LUNA KEEPS GETTING BIGGER

↳imanimathenge: ikr😭😭😭 i love her so much

brecbassinger: I'm ready to go broke next year after watching everything you'll be in

↳yvettemonreal: same😅

↳imanimathenge: I LOVE YOU BOTH SM

user2: Imani is really going to chase that bag next year

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user8: manifesting that Imani will go back to Louisville for New Years

↳imanimathenge: same

neelamthadani: why is cottontail stretching like that😭

↳imanimathenge: idk 🤷🏾‍♀️😭😭 I just walked in and decided it was picture perfect 😭

jordanalexader: @hazelperreira WHATS YOUR BABIES NAME🥺🥺

↳hazelperreira: HIS NAME IS GARFIELD my cuddly buddy forever 😌

↳jordanalexader: I'm 🤌🏽 close to flying down to Atlanta to be the weird cat aunt

↳hazelperreira: OMG PLEASE DO

urbanwyatt: @itsmekhalazhao YOUR SMILE 😭 >>>>

↳itsmekhalazhao: I miss you baby 😭😭

↳hazelperreira: can you two stfu...like I am so tired of you two

↳daisydevoe: haze you'll find someone, one day I promise

↳hazelperreira: okay miss Disney princess 🙄

↳itsmekhalazhao: Imani let's take haze out for ice cream before she gets moody again

↳imanimathenge: I'll get my bag😌

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A/N: the chaotic energy <3, I think we might get some proper Jack and Imani action in chapter three but a bit in the next chapter

Taglist: @lcandothisallday @harlowsbby @jackssneakylinkk @bella-20015 @imdozingoff @m-1234 @jackjackharlow @harlowsslut let me know if I should add you

[lovelacefc7723]

Soooo ... Casey Stoney is officially the first coach of San Diego NWSL!!! My fantasy expansion draft looks like:

Tobin Heath & Christen Press from Louisville, traded before the draft for money, college draft picks and protection for the rest of the team (if they are willing to play for Ellis again).

Angharad James from North Carolina Courage

Bella Bixby from Portland Thorns

Casey Krueger from Chicago Red Stars (they will protect Tierna Alyssa and maybe will take care of Ertz salary personally)

Caprice Dydasco from NJ/NY Gotham FC

Shirley Cruz from OL Reign 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that would be SOOO FUNNY! No, maybe Bethany Balcer

Amy Turner from Orlando Pride

I would LOOOVE Andi Sullivan from Washington Spirit

Sophie Schmidt from Houston Dash

No one from Kansas City because god, they are the ones who need players!

And then we go saving Leah Galton, Alessia Russo, Ona Batlle and Ella Toone from Manchester United!

[love-that-we-were-in]

i’m thinking about them so here are some brody and the gays headcanons @solli @imogenlefay

Eli C:

deeply average. i mean, he has no particular talents whatsoever. he gets average grades (his best subject is physics) and his fashion sense is pretty standard - t-shirts and jeans and sneakers mostly. he’s just the most average guy you can imagine

he introduced sebastian and elaine to each other because elaine was in desperate need of a roommate (fic coming soon about this bc i miss elastian roommates

his last name is Collins (see: deeply average)

bisexual king

elaine:

rollerblades with dani

majored in gender/women’s studies at louisville probably

has just as big of an ego as seb but is less annoying with it

can’t cook rice

favourite ice cream flavour is vanilla - this becomes a very heated debate during grocery runs

regularly pretends to be peoples fake partner for kicks and minor things in exchange (eg scratchers and an ani defranco tee)

adam:

swiftie

allergic to citrus

has somehow always avoided the fate of being designated driver even though he doesn’t tend to drink

had a 1D phase. idk what to tell you. his ringtone was little things for a long while

introduces brody to the rest bc that makes the most sense. he’s the only who met brody in canon

dani:

will regularly disappear without telling anyone where she’s going

like completely drop of the grid. one time she just left to backpack south america. she came back bc she missed her guitar and was worried they would sell it

drags elliot into a meeting with the rest of the gang bc she accidentally double-booked

makes excellent apple pie & adam loves her for it

chandler:

was barred from visiting sebastian and elaine’s apartment at one point bc he kept breaking things by accident

has a cat in ohio named clive

thinks sebastian is an idiot for not going into performing. no one else actively agrees bc sebastian can pay his bills on time

also had a 1D phase. his favourite song steal your girl bc he was in deep denial

probably liked percy jackson

elliot:

honestly i don’t think i have any??

sebastian:

can’t swim

swiftie (fav album is reputuation bc it’s seb)

maybe just a little bit still obsessed with blaine. but he’s not pining. of course not.

didn’t want anything to do with adam, dani or elliot when he first realised they had been friends/friend adjacent to kurt and rachel. this was 4 months into their friendship

once tried to get elaine to change her name bc it sounds too much like blaine

hates beer

will eat an entire packet of raw cookie dough without blinking

political science major

adhd

brody:

finds it really funny to be the straight friend

gets along well with the group bc sex positivity is important and yes i am bitter about Feud

will argue that the best part of twilight was any part without bella edward and jacob. he wrote a paper on it once

was honestly shocked to find out sebastian was in show choir in high school. just thought he was a nerd

believed eli was straight for like 6 months because he’s so deeply average

got harmony to join the gang bc he missed rachel and she was close enough

bonus Harmony:

got the role rachel turned down in s6 and became good friends with jesse

only thinks sebastian was right i’m not persuing the arts because he’s just as good at poli-sci. however she does still make him rehearse with her when brody is unavailable.

hates kurt

lactose intolerant

has never tasted coffee ever and sometimes switches sebastian and elaine’s out for decaf

i’ll be honest, this post got away from me and now i have to think of elliot headcanons.

[hardtchill]

Tobin is worth much more than two bench players and 75K. So if you’re saying it makes sense for him to grab Press it makes even more sense for Holly to grab Tobin bc she’s the best player in the NWSL. Especially when he already got his GK in Betos, he doesn’t need one of Portland’s GKs right now which were the best players on their unprotected.

Two bench players for Portland wouldn’t be bench players for LV, they have a quality bench. Tobin wasn’t the best player in the NWSL at the time of the expansion draft and even now it’s a loaded statement. Besides you can draft the best player in the universe but that isn’t going to make them play for you.

Portland had a lot to offer aside from Tobin (Gabby and Christen for example), Utah didn’t that’s why it made sense to draft Chris and did it not make sense to draft Tobin. Drafting Betos also wasn’t a better choice than drafting Britt in my opinion, based on age alone i would always go for Britt (or Bella although she was injured at the time).

It has nothing to do with who how good you think Tobin is and everything to do with what other players they could have picked from their teams. 75k + two experienced NWSL players is better than Tobin Heath who won’t play for you.