#beliorpost

[therealmsofchaos]

Please ask us things. Especially me. I have so many answers!

Please don't answer spoiler questions.

Of course not! What kind of monster do you think I am!?

[therealmsofchaos]

Come my brethren, we must protect the food givers.

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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[therealmsofchaos]

My gender is mischief

[therealmsofchaos]

Sometimes, people just need to die.

This is one of those times.

You know who I mean.

[therealmsofchaos]

What are the deities' opinions on transgender people? Let's find out!

I'm sometimes female when I feel like it and have helped people transition. Also I deliberately designed a gender-affirming afterlife. I think my actions speak for themselves.

It's not actually as uncommon as one might think for creatures to change genders. A commonly cited example in your world are clownfish. See, in clownfish communities there's one female and a bunch of males and if the female dies then the biggest male becomes a female and-

Gender is meaningless. Identity is meaningless. You are all merely particles waiting to decay, and I will bring that decay to you. You cannot stop the passage of time. You cannot avoid your death. Entropy is inevitable.

It is up to you to choose your path. It is not my place to choose for you, nor is it up to others to decide what you do with the life you are given.

Well, that's all the time we have for today! See you soon with more absolute chaos!

[therealmsofchaos]

Me getting spaghetti.

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Fantasy prison guards discuss some of the most mundane items prisoners have used to escape. An old guard white with age shivers as he remembers the day an imprisoned Druid received a mouldy potato for their meal.

[therealmsofchaos]

Someone just tried to convince me to go vegan. So now I'm carnivorous.

It was a joke. You've seen me eating meat. Wearls are literally carnivorous animals. I have killed and eaten birds.

I was also joking. There's no way I'm giving up pancakes.

[therealmsofchaos]

Question, why are there so many gods of rot and decay on tumblr? I've seen like 8 of them.

[therealmsofchaos]

We've been trying to get people to ask us questions since I was the only one on this blog.

Longer than that. It's been months. Not a single ask.

Anyone who interacts with this post will get a random question in their ask box.

Edit: I'm so sorry to anyone I've missed! I'm gonna have to say that I'm just going to have to do the comments (replies, whatever they're called) and reblogs that say something (tags are included.)

The reason for this is the likes and empty reblogs stack up into bunches in my inbox (I have no idea how else to say it) and I can't keep track of who I've asked, and who I haven't.

I did NOT expect this to blow up. It's been less than a week and it's at 1.5K. I thought this would just die after maybe five likes.

Again, I am so sorry to everyone I missed.

Sincerely,

-Firefly

[therealmsofchaos]

There's a reason I love phoenixes.

I have to agree on that one.

A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It's so happy.

[therealmsofchaos]

I have. I was the bird.

In a metaphorical sense.

And a literal sense once.

never done this

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I'd love to meet them. I think we'd get along!

The Wondering Spirit. It visits creatives who struggle with art/writing blocks, bringing little bits of inspiration in the form of floating stars. Part 2 of my gentle spirits series.

[therealmsofchaos]

This is just my life.

TORXEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT DOWN!

JADE STOP STEALING EVERYONE'S STUFF!

ZERI WHY ARE YOU A HORSE YOU'RE ON A BOAT!

AVIEN WHAT IS THAT!? WHAT DID YOU JUST MAKE!?

KAELI NO. DON'T JUMP OFF OF THAT!

ASH WHY ARE YOU NAKED PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! I DON'T CARE WHAT JADE TOLD YOU!

KAEVAR STOP ATTACKING TORXEN!

LOCKE WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE!?

ARGET GET BACK HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO LLEWYN!

Llewyn honey, you're doing perfectly.

TORXEN STOP IT! WHAT THE SPARK ARE YOU DOING!?

You are a group of deities and other patrons, and your followers are traveling together as a party, being celebrated as heroes. However, they are terrible at their jobs, and all along you were the ones defeating their enemies, simply trying to keep your pathetic children alive. Bonus points if you start out weak due to a lack of faith, and regain your strength throughout the campaign, as people see how "blessed" your followers are.

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[therealmsofchaos]

It's annoying that it can't go older. Where's my representation for immortals?

I love that tumblr lets you set your date of birth as far back as 1895.

Yes I am 129 years old

[therealmsofchaos]

Cleric of the Bit

Which is me by the way.

Warlock Patron: The Bit

[therealmsofchaos]

This worm is my spirit animal now.

Sorry phoenix, you aren't a worm.

I just discovered my favorite article ever.

It has citations, and talks about the ethical concerns of keeping worms on strings.

It reads like a serious article, but it's about worms on a string.