#beks.txt

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it did not, even a little bit, sound like she was being sarcastic

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jb gripping lucy’s hand in both of hers while she makes out w her wrist is the definition of “relax bro aint nobody taking it from u”

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[me, every month without fail] blarg. why do i feel so crabby and achey and— oh 😐

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the jb deer memes on bgtwt are getting tiresome

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ao3 being down when i’m menstruating is a hate crime against me specifically

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finally watched i saw the tv glow last night w a buddy, and it still feels like someone kicked me repeatedly in the stomach whenever i think about it </3

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maybe muna will release the jblu tapes if we all get down on our knees and grovel

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ugh it makes me mad uncomfortable that pb is promoting a marshall vore project. i get that she likely produced the single w him before the allegations went public, and who knows if they still collaborate or not, but the whole situation gives me the ick. and like, i understand why she chose not to address the rumors publicly, but to uncritically support one of his projects now??? feels gross

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“my girlfriend’s armpits” I HATE GAY PEOPLE ACTUALLY

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camera roll of a girl who is normal about lucy dacus

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peak lesbianism is tegan and sara hosting a webchat featuring sara’s ex and current wives

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how it feels to indulge in a midafternoon treat

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truly i am the world’s biggest hypocrite bc i love fan sightings but also i think everyone should be left alone and if i saw any of my faves the wild i would turn tail and run in the opposite direction as fast as my legs would carry me

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me (delusional): but what if jb joins lucy onstage at gayotic tn

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genuinely touched that one hundred of you are willing to bear witness to my jblu meltdown, thanks friends