#begging yall. make some skillship content. dont be afraid

[brainrotdotorg]

im sorry its been taking me so long to write chapter 2 of mindfuck so as an apology. here is a sneak preview : ))

VOLITION- We're not discussing this right now. Back to the topic at hand, please... I think we all know why we're here.

VISUAL CALCULUS- You wanted to tell us all about how Electro wore you like a hand puppet?

VOLITION- ...no. But that is related. Gang, I won't mince words here. We're sexually frustrated.

YOU- Yeah, I know.

VOLITION- Not just you. All of us, Harry. Pining after Kim is taking more than an emotional toll. 

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT- We need to fuck, Harry.

REACTION SPEED- Like rabbits.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- Amen to that!

INLAND EMPIRE- A desert of physical intimacy, and only one man can quench that thirst...

INTERFACING- If we don't get our hands on his body, I don't know what I'm going to do.

ENCYCLOPEDIA- Blueballs is a myth, but as of now, it feels real.

PAIN THRESHOLD- Very real. Too real.

SAVOIR FAIRE- It's going to get noticeable if this goes on much longer.

VOLITION- ...which is why we need to try our best to appear like this isn't the case. We can't be a horny nuisance.

CONCEPTUALIZATION- Since when do we care about not being a nuisance? 

LOGIC- Since Harry got caught with an erection by Kim. It's a miracle he kept speaking to him after that. Our influence is going to lessen Harry in his eyes if we aren't careful.

YOU- I don't want that. I definitely do not want that.

LOGIC- Kim having less respect for you means it's less likely he'll fuck you. Which means it's less likely we'll get some kind of relief.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- Exactly! If we're not going with the sexual kamikaze angle that Volition suggested-

VOLITION- I didn't suggest that.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- -then our next best bet is to be normal.

VOLITION- Good. I'm glad we're all in agreement, then.

AUTHORITY- Right. Kim's type is not a messy slob who doesn't know how to have a handle on things. You need to learn how to keep it together.

YOU- I can keep it together! I can do that!

EMPATHY- Not without help.

HALF-LIGHT- Mhm. Sounds to me like someone needs to learn how to do their job.

YOU- I'm trying to! But this case is just completely-

HALF-LIGHT- Not you. A certain yellow-bellied someone.

COMPOSURE- Hey, now, wait. Are you talking about me?

REACTION SPEED- Yeah, wallback. 

COMPOSURE- You're telling me how to do my job? It's not like I get much help around here. None of you lot make it easy.

PAIN THRESHOLD- At least we know what we're doing.

COMPOSURE- And I don't? I know how to keep it together. I'm the most collected out of all of us.

ESPRIT DE CORPS- Stop acting like you're better than us. You're just as fallible as anyone else.

VOLITION- We're all feeling the effects of this, Composure. It's not up to us whether we feel sexually frustrated.

COMPOSURE- Actually, I've been feeling just fine. I don't know what the rest of you are going on about. Sounds like it sucks. Sorry.

PERCEPTION- Okay, now they're just lying.

DRAMA- For shame! Sssssuch a flagrant act of deceit!

COMPOSURE- Really. You can all bitch and moan however you'd like. Rut against each other, if you really need to feel better. I'm calm. I'm collected.

YOU- I don't feel very collected.

COMPOSURE- That sounds like a you problem. Me? I'm fine.

RHETORIC- What's your damage? Truly. Honest question.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- Hm...

VISUAL CALCULUS- Hm?

LOGIC- Oh, no. He's getting an idea.

SUGGESTION- Everyone stand back.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- Alright, poser. If you really are so calm, let's see it in action. Think you can really keep it together in the heat of the moment? You wanna prove you're a pinnacle of staying cool? Buddy, we're gonna make you squeal.

HAND/EYE COORDINATION- Do you mean-

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- ORGY. ORGY IN THE FRONTAL LOBE.

SAVOIR FAIRE- Knew he couldn't keep up subtlety for long.

COMPOSURE- See, this is what I mean. You can't stay calm. Your brilliant plan is to... all fuck each other?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- No, silly. We're all gonna fuck you.

ENCYCLOPEDIA- Technically... that's not an orgy. That's a gangbang.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- GANGBANG IN THE FRONTAL LOBE!