#beezlebeef

[mrsbeaker]

Oh man, Crispy has worries..

Beezlebeef:

Pure evil, man, pure evil.. @hungry4sims2

[vidcund4ever]

Ava is always my favorite part <3

[solitasims4]

You have inspired me to make videos , I would love to add Andrea to my video. I am rewriting the beezlebeef lore and your sim will be perfect I pin the video of the idea I have

Hi, thank you so much! I am so happy to have inspired you! Unfortunately, Andrea / Diandra is a Sim I never plan on uploading. She is too personal for me.

I hope your content creation journey goes smoothly, best of luck!

[plantsimunwatered5]

What does BeezleBeef mean

[rosasappho]

beezlebeef…

[yetisims]

So I just found out Someone converted Optimum Alfred, Beezlebeef, and Grim Cowboy to TS4, a bit suprised they haven’t been converted to TS2

Here they are if anyone is wondering

https://www.deviantart.com/gauntlet101010/art/Sims2-to-Sims4-Optimum-Alfred-Conversion-817402560

https://www.deviantart.com/gauntlet101010/art/Sims4-Miscellaneous-Pack-5-883075774

https://www.deviantart.com/gauntlet101010/art/Sims2-to-Sims4-Grim-Cowboy-Conversion-823021596

[chrisnewbie]

Day ---. Everything is lining up nicely, recruitment is ongoing and membership is generally obedient. Sara is still a problem, but that won’t matter soon enough - Beezlebeef is coming.

[thesims2comics]

Cows are evil in the Sims universe. Maybe that was an evil / villain Plumbob?

It kind of depends, according to the wiki. In the ts3 store and in ts4: cottage living they seem nice and just cows. only the cowplants are evil (which exist in ts2, ts3 and ts4)

Only in the sims 2 PSP and DS there's a guy who gives the cows a bad rep, and that's Beezlebeef, a giant cow that's being worshipped by a few sims and its statue has to be destroyed in ts2 DS. But with the cowplants, those are the only two evil kind of cows

But he could be the third and last trifecta of evil cows in the sims. i certainly wouldnt be suprised if he is evil lmao

[simnostalgia]

uh.. wasn't that circe post, like.. the "too realistic" thing was referring to how men doing things to women who can't consent is an actual thing that happens irl a lot? and that's why they were talking about it the way they were? I don't think it was the mind control specifically. (I'm on mobile & I can't recall exactly how the post went bc my memory's really bad so sorry if I'm getting anything off) Maybe I'm out of line for this but you going out of your way to be mean to someone talking abt something they think is serious that you think is nbd just bc it's a game is really disappointing to see.. like, u coulda just ignored it or smthn? why go outta ur way to be rude to someone? idgi..

(not trying to start an argument or anything btw, I won't message again, I just.. idk, feel like someone here's missing smthn. Maybe it's me. Is the psp game just off the walls lighthearted? i've only played TS3 😔)

The PSP game involves a Werepug. It involves a robot woman who explodes and then you have to collect her body parts so that a scientist can put her back together. There’s a game that’s whack-a-mole with zombies. The main antagonist’s name is a pun and his plan involved creating a “cow based cult” to summon a cow demon named “Beezlebeef”.

So to answer your question I’m being rude because if I’m not I’ll have to go through another round of listening to adults explain why you’re a bad person if you like a character from a videogame made in 2005 because they “seem like an abuser”. ... In a sims game, where characters talk in gibberish.

If I have to go through another “Is Buzz Grunt an abusive husband?” discourse where people project their personal issues onto and then try to cancel pixels on a screen like they’re a real person. If I have to have one more discussion with someone who talks about social issues with absolute authority but only how they apply to fictional characters and saying idiotic cutesy shit like “You absolute walnut” I am going to become goddamned unhinged. 

But other than that I’m doing great <3 Sims 3 is so much fun! What’s your favorite expansion pack? Mine’s Supernatural because I think werewolves are neat :)

[illenlan]

My fat to do list

Replace all the templates with elf ears. No more round ears, only elves

Armor sets that are androgynous and all slaved to each other..mmm tasty

Finish my skinblend that i have had sitting around for literal months now

Redo shieldmaiden (First dress I posted on pbk)

Beezlebeef statue

PIRATE. BOOTS. EVERYWHERE.

make simlish deco/redo victorian clutter in simlish

unnatural hair color genetics, for my elven jrpg hood

[vidcund4ever]

Prime Heifer

[chrisnewbie]

“Wh--? Why is my door locked! Hello? Who’s in my private room! Answer me!”

“Crap.”

“As Herd Leader of the Kine Society, I demand you open this door immediately!”

“Hurry!”

“I will call upon Beezlebeef Herself to stomp you into a fine paste if you don’t open this door!”

“That was fun,” Bull chuckled.

“I’d say,” Sara agreed. The couple embraced in their newfound freedom. “Thanks Bull, I really needed this.”

“Anytime, my Starr.”

“Don’t.”

“Okay, what about Herd Leader Starr. Better?”

“I don’t know--” The title was too Sinjin.

“Cow-sister Sara? Dairy fairy? Oh, I know! My milky moo boo.”

“Disgusting!”

“Madame Kine?”

Sara made a thoughtful pause before she said, “Okay, Madame Kine.”

[chrisnewbie]

“Um, hi,” Kristina greeted. “I’m with the, um, Kine Society. My name is Kristina.” This was Kristina’s first door-to-door recruitment mission and she was all kinds of nervous.

“Hi, Kristina. Nice to meet you.”

“Have you heard about us? The Kine Society?”

“Nope, can’t say I have.”

“So, you’re saying there’s a giant cow-god that really exists?!”

“That’s right, Roland!”

“Wow!”

“All you would need to do is live with us, devoting all of your time to worshiping Beezlebeef.”

“Y’know, I don’t really have a home here - not yet, anyway. I’m sort of between places right now? I’m not really sure, exactly.”

“So it wouldn’t be a problem to run away with us then?”

“Well, kinda. For now I need to stay here. I’m a live-in pool boy - I don’t expect you to understand, but it’s something I can’t walk away from right now.”

Dang, a dead end, Kristi thought.

“But, hey, thanks for the info, Kristina! I’ll definitely keep it in mind!”