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[chewyjellycable]

she bredele on my de till i cassonade?

WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS?? /SILLY

[localhypnofruit]

can I hear some fun facts about bredele :3 /nf

I'D LOVE TO TALK ABOUT BREDELE 🥺🥺🥺

Bredele is Agender and uses Any Pronouns, but mostly sticks to They/He/Zem. He's also asexual and androromantic. :]

Bredele was originally made as a replacement for Langue in a timeline where the lawyer wasn't born. Dele became a famous doctor, much like how Langue became a famous lawyer. :] Here's an unfinished writing that I may work on more related to that.

In most timelines though, Bredele and Langue are siblings!! They're mildly jealous of each other. Dele wants Chat's confidence, and Chat wants Dele's likability- it's with this jealousy that Langue will lie to Dele about things sometimes, but he's too trusting to realize that the lawyer is lying.

Bredele doesn't like Dasani Water specifically because Langue told them it's the unhealthiest type of bottled water you can have.

Bredele HATES Dr. Bones because of how that skeleton runs their clinic. With how they proclaim patients have diseases that don't exist to get them to act how they want to... He really wonders how the hell they got their license and how it hasn't been revoked yet...

He has a high tolerance for blood and gore, being a doctor and all. This also means he talks about gruesome subjects with the friendliness of talking about cats. Langue cannot handle these discussions with how weak of a stomach they have.

Zey are great with kids!! Although when it comes to family gatherings, zey're a literal punching bag. Sometimes zey'll have to dip into the bathroom to calm down from the overstimulation of being around so many people... But also because the kids beat him up with whatever gifts they get. Hard plastic dolls, stuffed animals, toy guns... They're getting whacked and battered one way or another.

He doesn't practice magic, so all of his healing is done through actual surgical/physical means. He does know a bit of mending magic, though rarely uses it since you're not supposed to use mending for things that require healing, as much as Langue lied to them about that...

[milkymo744]

I watched inanimate insanity cuz my gf,,,, ( @beetsoupxxo )

Made me watcnh it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knife is my favourite:3

[blazemybeat]

Okay who skibidi rizzed @beetsoupxxo while time's at my house 🙏🙏

[walnutcookiesstuff]

I have a cookie run AU I want to rant about because it's consuming me. I've posted about this au, which I like to call the TBD au,

warning, there's walpuff in this au

so timekeeper just saw walnut one day and was like "oo child labor" and tried to get her to join the tbd because they saw potential in her, she politely rejected and went to go get a McDonald's happy meal or something, timekeeper just came back when walnut was older, and tried again, and she accepted, basically getting a job. anyways, cream puff isn't too sure about walnut working at the tbd, but walnut is excited because she gets a chance to not be mundane for once, though a bit saddened about not working with the same people she's worked with for years, but figuring she could always go back later. Anyways, it turns out walnut couldn't handle time magic, and now she's a bit silly. (As in, there are swirls in her eyes and a minor inconvenience can make her almost kill people) she's losing her sanity a bit, helping get rid of time anomalies, doing so, she's seen countless timelines of people she cares about getting hurt, which eats away at her sanity more. There's a visual cue when she's about to snap, the spirals in her eyes spinning really fast, or they'll get bigger, taking up more of her eyes, though, because walnut is a huge lesbian, there is a way to prevent it. walnut and cream puff have been friends for a long time so cream puff knows her really well and knows how to calm her down. cream puff is a pretty powerful well-known wizard, but unlike before, she craves to be mundane. croissant is walnut's cousin, so one day she just found her playing uno with timekeeper, timekeeper forgot to tell croissant about walnut working for the tbd, also, walnut is a bit dumber than she used to be, when she'd snap, it used to look like an anxiety attack, and nothing more, but now if it happened in front of you you'd fear for your life anyways my thumbs hurt from typing so I'm gonna stop

also @ ing people seems to help w some of my posts?? If you want me to stop tagging you, don't be afraid to ask!

@beetsoupxxo @maplepancakezz

[welcomebluemorning]

who wanna read my epic fic

[eclipixnova]

just wanting to let you guys know that. you guys are the coolest people ever

EVEN YOU CHEEZ BOT @cheezbot

(especially you @lemonsbakery @korrby @beetsoupxxo @thehomestuckinfection @chartreuxcatz @idiotic-stressy @callmewhatyouwantitdoesnotmatterouwantitdoesnotmatter @akaribbons @nebul0la @springbox19 @soapfeetyah <3 you guys are the most awesome fricking people i have ever met /srs )

[askthetbdau]

@beetsoupxxo

help

[askbeetcookie]

@beetsoupxxo

I gave into the thoughts… I made a beet askblog help me..

if I get more asks here than I do on @walnutcookiesstuff I’m going to cry,, I don’t know if that’s tears of joy or sorrow yet

[verygaypurplething]

my croissant and coffee candy miis

for @beetsoupxxo :3

[chewyjellycable]

pssst you should totally dump reverse turnabout identity lore here /nf /hj

HELP you have no idea what you're unleashing by prompting my rambling!!!! /Silly

This got kinda long so I'll put it under a Read More for the sake of everyone that winds up looking at this. :]

Okay so. Turnabout Identity has Bredele De Cassonade Cookie accidentally killing his sibling Langue de Chat Cookie with mending magic because of a lie that Langue told him. That mending magic can be used for healing purposes. This goes horribly wrong and Langue winds up dying in the forest after an accident on a nature walk, with Bredele going through this whole mental arc by himself where he basically convinces himself that HE is actually Langue and that DELE was the one that died. In this instance, we like to call Dele "Languele" because it's a combination of both Bredele and Langue!!

Now, we flip this on its head. Instead of Dele killing Langue, Langue kills Dele!! In what manner? Good question!! It could be the nature walk where Dele gets injured and Langue makes it worse because they're absolutely not used to performing medical treatments on people. Bonus if Dele is trying to give them advice and they're just Refusing to listen out of their own ego (and panic).

And now it's LANGUE convincing themself that they're Bredele. This instance is called "Cassochat", a combination of Cassonade and Chat. (Thank you to my pal Almond for figuring out these names btw.)

Now what's interesting about THIS is that while Languele is a lot more empathetic and lax about his differences between the real Langue and him because he subconsciously understands that's how trauma operates, Cassochat... Keeps their perfectionism. And when it comes to "forgetting" everything medically, there's this intense frustration of not being able to remember.

They'll spend so much time trying to "relearn" everything, getting frustrated at themself. And with the weak stomach that Langue has, despite the days of trying to learn what they think they should already know by being "Bredele", all that is thrown out the window when they actually go to treat a patient. Particularly with surgery, where their weak stomach and disgust towards anything bloody or gorey comes back to haunt them. Dele is able to withstand so much horrific sights, but Cassochat? Absolutely not. Another doctor is forced to substitute for Cassochat's duties due to this, and it makes them feel so much WORSE because they're supposed to be an EXPERT, so WHY did they forget? WHY is such a sight so upsetting to them? Back to the books for days on end, it seems...

Langue casually ruining Dele's career... Even if by accident. Then again, Dele does the same when he tries to replace the other. They can't be each other no matter how hard they try. </3

[walnutcookie]

langue de chat yuri addiction au @beetsoupxxo

[milkymo744]

Made eyestrain art 4 the first time ⁉️

If I'm gonna b real here I didn't know what I was doing lol

@beetsoupxxo

[blazemybeat]

I'm gonna banish your ass, wish you into the cornfield @beetsoupxxo

[walnutcookiesstuff]

Active out of character on @modwalnut .

(Rewrite 5)

Intro post

You can call me walnut, if you know me as ragatha or any other name, that's cool too. I'm a minor and I go by all pronouns.

my mutuals are cool.

Really cool people:

@/beetsoupxxo @/autumnsparkz @/just-indi @/purewinter @/inkyslimee @/wikihowhowtoexist @/messy-cakes @/i-am-mentally-unwell @/walnutcookie @/totallynotsilly @/kittensnowie @/thattransdudeee

i like a lot of stuff, but my content is mainly cookie run, i have separate blogs for most of my fandoms.

ragatha blog: @ask-ragatha-tadc

elodie blog: @askingelodie

(dead) beet cookie blog: @askbeetcookie

ask walnut and cream puff asks are open. Ask rules are down further after i finish ranting. I will mainly focus it around walnut and cream puff, but I'll probably add more characters. I ship walpuff. There's gonna be a lot of it so beware. I'll respond to asks and stuff in character if you specify "to walnut/cream puff/whatever character". I also draw AUs and concepts if you ask me to. anyways, if you decided to read all that, thanks. I hope the bees don't get you.

I don't mind personal questions, but I'd like to have questions aimed at the characters.

that being said, please don't hesitate to send asks!

dni list:

Pedos, Z oos, etc.

anyone who discriminates based off of sexual orientation, gender, race, religion.

[callmewhatyouwantitdoesnotmatter]

@beetsoupxxo OAUDNSZODNS COME TO THE TBD RP SERVER HUHUHUHUHU