#beefsticks

[vilkalizer]

I still remember the hideous lists of uh "creative" interpretations that got shared around back in the lj days.

The terms 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓽 and 𝓼𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓯𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴 are forever seared into my marbled mind meat.

This Tik Tok that just came across my FYP: “Will y’all authors stop using the word ‘cock’?? There’s so many other words!!”

Ma’am, respectfully, that is the least objectionable / most palatable word for that particular reproductive organ

and also respectfully, no, I will not stop 😂

[tainbocuailnge]

gamepress writers have the least universal experiences of all mobage players. gamepress writers are playing a different game from the parallel evil dimension where game balance is worse and game resources more limited and every game is pvp and requires you to keep on top of the latest meta or your fellow players (whom you are competing against in this single player game) will hire deep web assassins to violently kill you (this is the pvp) because you decided to put a single point of exp into the somewhat undertuned character with a fun design and good writing instead of the generic looking overpowered beefstick who still has no lore two years after release

[pocogainer]

Here’s the shakes as promised 😁

Used the new Beefstick (as I call it) and boy does that thing feel great. Like force feeding yourself! I was full before, now I’m at 105% 🤤

[wormshirt]

My pickle and beefstick delight (excited)

[rennarita]

this is my third little snacker this week with apple slices and um kinda tired of apple slices but this one also came with pieces of beefsticks and star shaped cheese crackers soooooo

[bobcat-pie]

ate 3 beefsticks and im genuinely transmogrifying into an anisopterid. horribly and painfully

[cadenceconfessions]

Hello beefstick

[o5-blackbird]

You should be thankful for his service, Mr. Ate-a-random-beefstick-that-was-found-on-the-ground. /lh

I had to eat the ground beef. It was calling me.

[terminalskies]

the disappointment meat shoe is the next big look! made with a squished beef patty, salami, laced with sausages and one beefstick, the disappointment of this accessory will be infinite. ESPECIALLY with how it falls apart as soon as you put it on

I had a dream last night where I had to craft a makeshift shoe out of deli meat in the middle of a shopping mall. I don’t think I’ve ever dreamt of something so utterly nonsensical

[geoselenictheomachy]

i have a bag of beefsticks im unstoppable now

[pocogainer]

Had a great night out at a Burger King (first time btw!) with a handsomely devilish feeder. Ordered 2 double whoppers and a poutine but could only finish the poutine and a single burger; working on the appetite I promise!

Bout to fire up a shake or 2 in my Bierstick, or as I call it, the beefstick. You’ll see why :)

[gggoldfinch]

talk to me about star wars! tell me all about it!! I know very little about it and am willing like to be educated by a professional such as yourself!!! tell me about anything that's giving you the brain worms! goldfinch rant time go go go

(i'm sat, notebook open and pen ready to take notes ✍️)

SCREAMIFN SHAKING CRYING THROWING UP EXPLODING INTO A CLOUD OF CONFETTI YIPPEEEEE YIPEE YIPPE YIPYIPEEEE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

Okay so the basics are that the movies are split into three trilogies and tell the story of a bloodline (aka the Skywalker saga), and each movie is called an Episode (1-9). The first trilogy is caked the Prequels, and follows Anakin (Darth Vader) and Padmé, Luke and Leia’s parents. Second trilogy is called the Original Trilogy (which sequentially came out first and is the one pretty much everyone is at least somewhat familiar with), which follows Luke and Leia. The third trilogy and most divisive is the Sequels, which follows Leia and Han’s son and Palpatine’s granddaughter (yikes…). Then there’s the stand alone movies Solo, which is a prequel to Han Solo’s story in the Original Trilogy, and Rogue One, which is a prequel to the events of the Original Trilogy. I recommend watching them in canon timeline order, even if the film quality differences are jarring 🤣 (I personally prefer the visual dark fantasy effects of the Original Trilogy, but I digress)

MY personal favorites are the Prequel movies, specifically The Phantom Menace (Episode 1) and Attack of the Clones (Episode 2), and the standalone movies Solo, and Rogue One (which I believe is objectively one of, if not THE best Star Wars movie to date); however growing up I only ever saw the Original Trilogy, and not very often. I only really got into Star Wars when I was around 18-19 years old. Once when I was a little kid my local library (which was fancy and had a projection theater in the basement) was showing Return of the Jedi (Episode 6) and invited the kids to dress up; so while everyone was dressed up like little Leias and Anakins, my ass was an Ewok (my costume was spot on btw). I got sick halfway thru with like a 101F fever and had to leave 😭

THEN there’s the TV shows. The animated ones, The Clone Wars, and Rebels, are modern television classics and are beloved in-fandom (and although I have personal beef with Rebels i don’t deny it’s a good show lmao). More recently there’s been a surge of live-action TV shows, like The Mandalorian, beloved by all, and recently Ashoka. So far I’ve only watched The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett (which are both my favorites), and Kenobi, so I can’t necessarily speak to the quality of the others (being Ashoka, and Andor) but I’ve heard they’re great too. There are other animated shows too, like Visions (which I have seen) and Bad Batch (which I’ve partially seen), which are also good.

My favorite character, as is obvious by my shrine blog, is Darth Maul, the first apprentice of Emperor Palpatine introduced in The Phantom Menace. He himself is a menace🫡 After his first appearance he’d then go on to have major plot arcs in The Clone Wars and Rebels (the latter of which I don’t ever want to think about ❤️), and also a very hot cameo in Solo. He’s a very complex, deep, and a deeply troubled character (and is also physical disability rep), and he means so much to me. His story is beautifully fleshed out and I just. AAAAAA he’s in the top 5 bracket of my favorite blorbos of all time tbh 🥰

Other runners up for my favorites are: Din Djarin aka The Mandalorian, Boba Fett, Savage Opress (Maul’s beefstick brother played by the same actor as Mr. Krabs), Asajj Ventress, Kit Fisto, Cad Bane, and other miscellaneous idiots. There are so many amazing alien designs & fully armored people to adore and be horny over…

I’m currently writing a Star Wars fic that has been EATING MY BRAIN since 2022 and I’ve only now gotten my act together to actually write it. The main character oc is very self-inserty, as the all are. I put pieces of myself into all my main “I made this as an adult” ocs, and they help me learn things about myself (in a crazy psychoanalytical way), and cope with trauma, and vent, and feel LOVED! And it’s crazy. This fic is MY EVERYTHING and I’m so excited to be writing and sharing it finally after I thought I never would 🥰 It’s seriously just been like an alternate life I’ve lived inside my brain up until now 🚶🏻‍♀️

It’s late and I can’t think of anything more I can infodump about rn but if you want to ask specific questions or want me to talk about specific things I will! THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME ❤️❤️😭

[robtriestokeepadiary]

Leaving day. Surprise last night seconds 🥰🥰🥰 wow . Good enough i didn't put up much of a fight when you wanted me to drive the whole way back. Mbmbam the whole was. Chewed lots of beefsticks. Got qdoba for tomorrow. Wwe to catch up on. Mitb tomorrow. Went to a show with c and rosr tonight. Was fun distraction. Pretty shitty whats up show. We might have been the only non band people there.

[gailroberts]

[Gail attempts to follow the directions but is a little clumsy. She keeps an eye on the progress Pete is making on the beefstick eventually passing over her water bottle as well]

How does this not break?

[The boy sits in the middle of witchwood, his home, happily making a flower chain]

@peter-pumpkin-spankoffski

[Gail is coming back from their training session when they run into the boy. ]

Hey Flower-power, what are you doing out here?