#beefsticks

[melissamangus]

Picking up some goodies at Stoney’s. #peachpecanjam #cobycheese #sweetbologna #beefsticks #stoneys #strawberryrhubarbjam (at Stoney's Sausage Shop) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjJns98s7hi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tainbocuailnge]

gamepress writers have the least universal experiences of all mobage players. gamepress writers are playing a different game from the parallel evil dimension where game balance is worse and game resources more limited and every game is pvp and requires you to keep on top of the latest meta or your fellow players (whom you are competing against in this single player game) will hire deep web assassins to violently kill you (this is the pvp) because you decided to put a single point of exp into the somewhat undertuned character with a fun design and good writing instead of the generic looking overpowered beefstick who still has no lore two years after release

[pocogainer]

Here’s the shakes as promised 😁

Used the new Beefstick (as I call it) and boy does that thing feel great. Like force feeding yourself! I was full before, now I’m at 105% 🤤

[wormshirt]

My pickle and beefstick delight (excited)

[rennarita]

this is my third little snacker this week with apple slices and um kinda tired of apple slices but this one also came with pieces of beefsticks and star shaped cheese crackers soooooo

[bobcat-pie]

ate 3 beefsticks and im genuinely transmogrifying into an anisopterid. horribly and painfully

[cadenceconfessions]

Hello beefstick

[o5-blackbird]

You should be thankful for his service, Mr. Ate-a-random-beefstick-that-was-found-on-the-ground. /lh

I had to eat the ground beef. It was calling me.

[geoselenictheomachy]

i have a bag of beefsticks im unstoppable now

[pocogainer]

Had a great night out at a Burger King (first time btw!) with a handsomely devilish feeder. Ordered 2 double whoppers and a poutine but could only finish the poutine and a single burger; working on the appetite I promise!

Bout to fire up a shake or 2 in my Bierstick, or as I call it, the beefstick. You’ll see why :)

[gggoldfinch]

talk to me about star wars! tell me all about it!! I know very little about it and am willing like to be educated by a professional such as yourself!!! tell me about anything that's giving you the brain worms! goldfinch rant time go go go

(i'm sat, notebook open and pen ready to take notes ✍️)

SCREAMIFN SHAKING CRYING THROWING UP EXPLODING INTO A CLOUD OF CONFETTI YIPPEEEEE YIPEE YIPPE YIPYIPEEEE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

Okay so the basics are that the movies are split into three trilogies and tell the story of a bloodline (aka the Skywalker saga), and each movie is called an Episode (1-9). The first trilogy is caked the Prequels, and follows Anakin (Darth Vader) and Padmé, Luke and Leia’s parents. Second trilogy is called the Original Trilogy (which sequentially came out first and is the one pretty much everyone is at least somewhat familiar with), which follows Luke and Leia. The third trilogy and most divisive is the Sequels, which follows Leia and Han’s son and Palpatine’s granddaughter (yikes…). Then there’s the stand alone movies Solo, which is a prequel to Han Solo’s story in the Original Trilogy, and Rogue One, which is a prequel to the events of the Original Trilogy. I recommend watching them in canon timeline order, even if the film quality differences are jarring 🤣 (I personally prefer the visual dark fantasy effects of the Original Trilogy, but I digress)

MY personal favorites are the Prequel movies, specifically The Phantom Menace (Episode 1) and Attack of the Clones (Episode 2), and the standalone movies Solo, and Rogue One (which I believe is objectively one of, if not THE best Star Wars movie to date); however growing up I only ever saw the Original Trilogy, and not very often. I only really got into Star Wars when I was around 18-19 years old. Once when I was a little kid my local library (which was fancy and had a projection theater in the basement) was showing Return of the Jedi (Episode 6) and invited the kids to dress up; so while everyone was dressed up like little Leias and Anakins, my ass was an Ewok (my costume was spot on btw). I got sick halfway thru with like a 101F fever and had to leave 😭

THEN there’s the TV shows. The animated ones, The Clone Wars, and Rebels, are modern television classics and are beloved in-fandom (and although I have personal beef with Rebels i don’t deny it’s a good show lmao). More recently there’s been a surge of live-action TV shows, like The Mandalorian, beloved by all, and recently Ashoka. So far I’ve only watched The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett (which are both my favorites), and Kenobi, so I can’t necessarily speak to the quality of the others (being Ashoka, and Andor) but I’ve heard they’re great too. There are other animated shows too, like Visions (which I have seen) and Bad Batch (which I’ve partially seen), which are also good.

My favorite character, as is obvious by my shrine blog, is Darth Maul, the first apprentice of Emperor Palpatine introduced in The Phantom Menace. He himself is a menace🫡 After his first appearance he’d then go on to have major plot arcs in The Clone Wars and Rebels (the latter of which I don’t ever want to think about ❤️), and also a very hot cameo in Solo. He’s a very complex, deep, and a deeply troubled character (and is also physical disability rep), and he means so much to me. His story is beautifully fleshed out and I just. AAAAAA he’s in the top 5 bracket of my favorite blorbos of all time tbh 🥰

Other runners up for my favorites are: Din Djarin aka The Mandalorian, Boba Fett, Savage Opress (Maul’s beefstick brother played by the same actor as Mr. Krabs), Asajj Ventress, Kit Fisto, Cad Bane, and other miscellaneous idiots. There are so many amazing alien designs & fully armored people to adore and be horny over…

I’m currently writing a Star Wars fic that has been EATING MY BRAIN since 2022 and I’ve only now gotten my act together to actually write it. The main character oc is very self-inserty, as the all are. I put pieces of myself into all my main “I made this as an adult” ocs, and they help me learn things about myself (in a crazy psychoanalytical way), and cope with trauma, and vent, and feel LOVED! And it’s crazy. This fic is MY EVERYTHING and I’m so excited to be writing and sharing it finally after I thought I never would 🥰 It’s seriously just been like an alternate life I’ve lived inside my brain up until now 🚶🏻‍♀️

It’s late and I can’t think of anything more I can infodump about rn but if you want to ask specific questions or want me to talk about specific things I will! THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME ❤️❤️😭

[robtriestokeepadiary]

Leaving day. Surprise last night seconds 🥰🥰🥰 wow . Good enough i didn't put up much of a fight when you wanted me to drive the whole way back. Mbmbam the whole was. Chewed lots of beefsticks. Got qdoba for tomorrow. Wwe to catch up on. Mitb tomorrow. Went to a show with c and rosr tonight. Was fun distraction. Pretty shitty whats up show. We might have been the only non band people there.

[meeedeee]

[VID] AS-Rig

Fandoms: The Sentinel (TV), Unreal (Video Games)

No Archive Warnings Apply

Jim Ellison/Blair Sandburg

Jim Ellison

Blair Sandburg

Red Leader Satin (Maggie Bryce)

Blue Leader Archon (Ben Curly)

Xan Kreigor (Truck Brower)

Dessloch (Captain)

Humor

Beefstick & Lambchop

Episode Related

UT99 OST & dubbing

ChaosUT sounds

Rated T for mild language & off-color humor

gunfire but no gore

Fanvids

Crackvid

A humorous retelling of The Rig (2x08) as an Unreal Tournament match, dubbed with UT99 voices, and with Unreal/UT99 soundtracks & sound effects.

Jim & Blair enter the Tournament Assault Ladder. But someone's trying to kill them for real and steal Jim's gold! Meanwhile, Jim works up the nerve to pop the question to Blair, who discovers the power of an ancient alien language. Habouji!

Ch 5: Proposal! and spooky noises (6:00)

(Feed generated with FetchRSS) source https://archiveofourown.org/works/34644232

[ladressebistro]

The power meal 🥘 and it is often during breakfast 🍳, a beef 🥩 flatbread for a better day rich with iron, proteins and vitamins. . . . . . #beef #beefsteak #beefporn #beefcattle #beefsticks #beeflover #beefcheeks #beeftips #beefwellington #beefflank #beefbrisket #beeftendon (at L'Adresse Bistro Saigon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJXQo1-pX5L/?igshid=1w623git2f3h6