#beefro's 1st bday

[beefrobeefcal]

Beefro is turning 1 on June 27th!

from June 21st to June 28th, we're getting down at the Bistro!

This is not just a celebration of me - no way! I wouldn't still be blogging, thirsting, pining and lighting dumpsters on fire if it weren't for you - the friendos. To celebrate, we've got some fun THOT TANK shenanigans as well as fun straight from the source.

Thank you thank you to every one of you for being with me on this wild ass ride 🫡🥳🥩🫠💜😍

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

what to know more about beef? click here

All of the fun happening in the THOT TANK... 🥩beefLore: tell me what and who you think the beef behind the beef is + I'll tell you if you're on the money or in the dumpster. 🥩bday fic rec: have a fic/writer you wanna put on blast bc they knocked their own chubby/fat/fuller P-boy? tell me with the tag. 🥩beefOver: tell me your own HC's + what if's for the Bistro's P-boys. 🥩NHIEbeef: Tell me something from a beefFic that you haven't done with Never-Have-I-Ever. Bonus points if you actually have done something from a beefFic...

🥩beef's beef: My list of my fav fics that I have written (my hand is being forced to say at least ONE good thing about me). 🥩sinbinRecs: My own list of *chef;s kiss* chubby/fat/fuller P-boys. 🥩beefArt: Submit your art for beefFics or SinBin rec'd fics and have them showcased in my artwork collection! 🥩beefSuprise: what oh what could it be? Something fun for me...

[beefrobeefcal]

Beeftrue or beeffalse

You have polar bears in your area.

More earthlore that I’m calling beeflore. I’m gonna watch nature documentaries and submit fun facts and bullshit and you will have to sort through what is truesies and falsies

beefFalse, Buglet!

Yes yes yes... Canadians and their igloos and their main export is snow... har har har...

but no! Polar bears are not the menace you may think they are where I am. Fun fact about polar bears: they scream when they poop. The bigger Canadian nuisance, however, is the MOOSE.

One time, Mr Beefcal and I were rallying home after an almost 24-hr road trip in the middle of winter - again, northern Canadian Prairies. Right as we were making the second to last turn to our house, this weird gangly, brown Gollum-looking bitch flails across the road and flops into the ditch then gallops away into a cow field.

We rode the rest of the way home in silence, got out of the truck in silence, unloaded and went into the house in silence, went to bed in silence. As we laid in the dark, we both had the same thought - wtf was that? It wasn't until we both confirmed that we had both seen the thing run across the road that we decided we had collectively hallucinated or we'd witnessed our first government genetic mutation - a weredonkey - running free in northern Saskatchewan.

It wasn't until the morning when we told our neighbour what we saw that he told us it was a baby moose. He found it snuggled in with his cows when he went to feed them breakfast.

Moose are wild, Buglet. Thanks for adding to beefLore!

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

Hey pookie🖤 I was wondering you had any other people who write chubby Pedro boys you could recommend?

XOXO, Deathy🥰

What a delicious question, Deathy!

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

Other than @gwendibleywrites, @rebel-held & @neverwheremoonchild, I don't know any other fic writers who write feederism/weight gain/belly kink P-boy fics specifically.

HOWEVER! that is not to say that other writers haven't written chubbier/fuller/fatter versions of P-boys. And this leads me into something that I was planning for...

June 27th is this blog's first birthday! Leading up to that date, along with other fun things, I want the Bistro to tell me your fav chubby/fuller/fat P-Boy fics! You can rec your own, rec a whole blog or rec a fic! You can submit your recs here! use the hashtag #beef1stbday!

I'll be highlighting my own recommendations as well.

Thank you, Deathy, and happy rec'ing everyone!

[beefrobeefcal]

the northern lights make noise. Beeftrue or beeffalse?

beefTrue... I think... maybe?

During the first winter I spent in the super cold northern parts of the Canadian Prairies, the Northern Lights popped out. It was heckin' cold (-50°C with the windchill) but I was desperate to see if they actually made a sound. I got out of the truck on a dark empty country road and could hear a hum! turns out I was standing next to an electric fence. Now those actually make noise. still unsure about the Aurora Borealis.

Thanks for adding to beefLore, Buglet!

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜