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DD—30—She/Her. More of a reader but sometimes I write✨Masterlist✨
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bitchesuntitled · 2 days ago
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Let me some recs 😍
RIGHT MEOW!
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ROUND THREE - FIC REC CENTRAL
Go solo or pick a fellow team (current teams) to collab with to curate your fav obscure P-Boy fics (the more wild the better!) and send it to the ASK🎳BIN by Sun, Aug 10th.
what makes a fic obscure? could be an infrequently written P-boy, an AU you've never seen before, a wild take on a P-boy… possibilities are endless!
include the link to the fic + the writer's @ (AO3 links are welcome!)
include why you love it/how unhinged it is/why should people read it
bonus points for sending in more than one
NEW BOWLING TEAMS ARE WELCOME - JUST POP YOUR TEAM IN THE ASK🎳BIN!
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bitchesuntitled · 2 days ago
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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
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bitchesuntitled · 6 days ago
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You're watching f4 and suddenly you see Dieter 🤣🤣🤣
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bitchesuntitled · 8 days ago
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HEYYYYOOOO!!!!!!
Who wants to make a playlist?!
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ROUND TWO - 9 PIN PLAYLIST
Go solo or pick a fellow team (current teams) to collab with to create a song playlist with up to 9 songs and send it to the ASK🎳BIN by Sun, Aug 3rd:
name of your playlist
attribute each song to a P-Boy on your team(s)
bonus points for sharing the lore behind the song choices & cover art
NEW BOWLING TEAMS ARE WELCOME - JUST POP YOUR TEAM IN THE ASK🎳BIN!
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bitchesuntitled · 10 days ago
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Oh Nixie ❤️ You get me, you totally get me
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bitchesuntitled · 12 days ago
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social experimnt
reblog this so it goes all over tumblr
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bitchesuntitled · 12 days ago
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DD, Mam, I think this belongs to you. Listen, he can eat allllll the nachos he wants but.... he can't just... plop himself in the middle of the lane.
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💞💞💞💞
Damn it, Dieter! We’ve been over this! Tables! Sit at the tables! The lanes are for bowling balls not your balls!
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bitchesuntitled · 12 days ago
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As for your Mando-Lane-rians’ moves outside of the lanes, Dieter tried to show Din and Frankie a few of his dance moves he learned during lockdown. Frankie tried, Din well…….he observed mostly. But too many abrupt movements would occasionally set off Din and Frankie on accident and Dieter dropped the whole thing and went to the concession stand. Can say he didn’t try.
Oh my sweet, sweet Dieter. He does love busting out those dance moves 🕺
He’s been trying to work on a cheer for us after we make a strike but your observations are correct. Frankie does a half assed attempt, Din wants no part of it and for me? Well I just simply have no rhythm
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bitchesuntitled · 12 days ago
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Hello Manda-lane-ians!!
The Lucky Strikers wanted to compliment you on such a creative team name!! My Din won’t admit it but I think he’s secretly jealous. Lucien picked our name…
I overheard Frankie muttering that the name he came up with wasn’t picked, but I didn’t get to hear what it was!
Oh gosh, heeeeere we go again! 🙄 Frankie is still incredibly salty about his team name, Catfish and the Heartbreakers, not being picked.
I mean sure, we all love Joan Jett and we all love Frankie but this is bowling! It needed to fit with the theme!
Also give @beefrobeefcal all that praise for the name. For being a writer I sure do lack creativity from time to time 🤣
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bitchesuntitled · 13 days ago
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bitchesuntitled · 15 days ago
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Like Father, Like Son
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Pairing: bfd!Joel x Reader
Summary: When your boyfriend won’t, his father will.
Warnings: 18+. Unprotected piv. Age gap. Dad[dy] kink. Infidelity — Reader cheats on her boyfriend with Joel. Pervy!Joel. Cocky!Joel. Subby!Reader. Finger-sucking. Spitplay. Joel c*ms on your tummy then fucks it back in.
Note: I was about to take a nap today, and this thought popped into my head. Couldn’t rest until I wrote it out LOL
Word count: 1.3k
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The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree, apparently.
At a staggering 6’4, Jimmy Miller is the single tallest boy in your class; his father, Joel, is scarcely an inch taller. Both of them prefer to keep their hair cut pretty short. Their shoulders are broad, and their jaws have a square-ish set—Jimmy’s chin and neck are dusted in the darkest black stubble imaginable, and Joel’s is all salt-and-pepper, thanks to the passage of nearly fifty years.
Jimmy plays football and lacrosse, and Joel runs the equivalent of a 5K on a daily basis, in addition to more strength training and core exercises than you’d think possible for a man even half his age. They both are able to boast physiques that are fit, taut, toned, and strong.
The only area where the elder Miller might have your boyfriend beat is in the way the tip of his cock can reach your cervix—and keep hitting it, repeatedly, in just the way you like it, to make you cum quicker than anything.
You shouldn’t have known what that felt like.
Your first instinct when Jimmy rolled off of you tonight and collapsed into the space beside you in bed should not have been to wait until he fell asleep and then sneak off silently to his father’s room. That was wrong of you.
This is borderline evil, what you’re doing with your hips in the heat and comfort of this oversized bed. Joel is smug.
He has a firm hold on your thighs watching you ride him.
“That’s it,” he drawls. He lifts his right hand and swiftly brings it down to smack the skin, and then he kneads. He nods, like this is something that he taught you to do. “Up an’ down, darlin’. Give that pussy what she needs.”
You really wish he wouldn’t say it like that.
Like you were in some way wanting. Deprived.
Like your boyfriend—his son—couldn’t make you moan and whine in the same way you’re doing it right now, cunt split in two by Joel’s big, thick, throbbing cock and your juices leaking out all over his belly. Jimmy’d been inside you, too, no more than twenty, twenty-five minutes prior, so Joel clearly wasn’t the only one responsible for this mess. He just helped finish it.
“I love him, Mr. Miller. I—I—I really do,” you whimper. With one shaky set of fingers, you squeeze your breast, and you feel a web of pleasure blossom down from your chest to the wet, greedy hole where you have him deep.
“‘M’sure you do.” Joel grins. “Gonna get hitched, buy a nice, big house, and have a boatload of kids? Is that it?”
“That’s what it’s gonna be.”
You bite your lip staring down at him, bracing your free hand on that broad, hairy chest, and then you nod your head, as if to convince yourself of what you just told him.
Then Joel flips you both.
He folds you in half, so your knees are pressed up against your chest and your feet are poised in the air, pointed to him. Joel hums, and he keeps on fucking you, not seeming to take issue with how loud the sounds of your cunt sucking him in happen to be. If anything, he likes it.
Your walls clench around him for what feels like the fiftieth time, and you writhe underneath him. You moan.
“Gonna leave this dick alone, too? Once you’re married, I mean.” Joel’s tone is teasing. It’s steeped in incredulity, as well as the experience of being decades your senior.
“Y-Yes,” you stutter.
“Oh, sweetheart,” he simpers.
Then he pulls a long, sad face like this is the worst news that he’s heard all day, and he leans forward until his chest is flush with the backs of your legs and his cock is driven in to the hilt. He cups your face with his big hands.
“I’m gonna miss this pussy,” he says. Sighing. “Bad.”
“Daddy.”
You can’t help but say it when one hand drifts down and starts to toy with your nipple, and the thrusts keep coming in. The bed shakes with every stroke, and you can tell that you’re close to coming apart at any second.
Joel slides the touch that was cupping your cheek to stuff fingers in your mouth. He makes sure that it’ll stifle your cries—he knows you like to scream when you cum, and though he normally loves to hear it, along with all the noises your pussy makes getting stuffed, tonight he’d rather not have to fight his son. He fucks you harder.
He smiles.
“So when it’s late at night—” Another thrust. Another short, sharp intake of breath as you bite him and whine. “—and my son gets what’s his and leaves you needy—”
You bare your teeth and practically keen as Joel fucks you so deep that you can feel him in your lungs. His length drags in and out, in and out, until the imprint of every vein must be seared into your wet, velvety walls.
“Mr. Miller,” you moan, words garbled.
Joel shoves those fingers even further in your mouth at the same time he bottoms out inside your cunt, and both orifices leak with moisture. He licks the spit trickling out at either side of your lips, the old, sick bastard that he is, and you feel that silver-flecked beard tickle your chin. You can sense a little twitch in his cock from root to tip.
Your eyes roll, and your toes curl tight, the same as they’ve done for him the last three nights in a row.
No, this isn’t Jimmy.
Try as you might to pretend that it is, it just—
“—ain’t enough for ya, is it?” Joel must read your mind. “Jimmy ain’t doin’ ya like this, an’ he never fuckin’ will.”
The fingers slide out. They cup your chin hard instead.
“Mr. Miller, I’m gonna…” Your eyelids flutter back open.
It’s happening again. Your boyfriend’s father is balls deep, pounding you relentlessly into his bed, and your legs are pressed to either side of his neck, taking him in.
“Need a real man to make you cum, huh?”
You look up at him, eyes wide.
Between your thighs, your cunt is as stretched and sore and washed in a deep, heady pleasure as it’s ever been.
Then, you’re about to peak.
Frantically, you nod your head.
“Yes, yes, yes—Mr. Miller, make me cum.”
Joel beams. “Gonna let me fuck it in her, too?”
“Please.”
And he does.
Well, in Joel Miller’s own, particular way, he gets it inside—you cum around his cock, bliss rolling and pulsing and squeezing in time, and he lets you milk him all through it. Your walls constrict, pushing him right over the edge. Then he pulls out. Jerks his cock furiously. Lets his sticky-white spend paint your belly in the thickest, warmest ropes, until he’s completely spent. Then, no doubt thanks to the help of a Cialis or a Viagra taken earlier that night, your middle-aged man is able to stay hard for a good while longer. Keep his hypersensitized shaft in play just to make sure that he can stuff you full.
Unlike his son, Joel doesn’t do rubbers.
Unlike his son, Joel loves to play fast and loose with the term ‘pulling out,’ and when he unloads his seed all over your stomach, he makes sure that he fucks it all back in.
So, holding his still-pulsing dick by the base, Joel swipes it over where he came. Smears the stuff messily. Then, with jizz sticking to the tip and all down its length, practically soaking the whole underside of his shaft, he angles it down. He meets your gaze and slides it back in.
He pulls out, takes a little more, and pushes in again.
And again.
And again.
Eyes never leaving your own, smile growing on his lips, hips pistoning back and forth, gently, and a bevy of obscene thoughts no doubt filling his head, Joel leans in. He doesn’t stop until his nose is hovering less than an inch from yours, and then his hands slide to your thighs.
He sinks in.
He grins.
“Think my son will mind if I fuck you one more time?”
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bitchesuntitled · 16 days ago
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Hello Pin Pal 🎳
I heard a salacious rumour about the Mandalanians.
Is it true that a member of your team, while high, got so enamoured the arrow markings on the lane that he had one tattooed on his arm?
Regards,
The Banan-El Splits
Oh… oh dear…. How did this get out?! He- he wasn’t supposed to tell people! His management is already pissed he’s refusing work right now! Something about he can’t memorize lines only lanes? I don’t know
BRAVO!
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bitchesuntitled · 18 days ago
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Awww hell yeah! 🙌🙌
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Welcome to the League!
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ROUND ONE - PIN PALS
The game begins! Pick at least three of your fellow bowlers and drop one of the following off in their asks by Sunday, July 27th:
a rendering (image or words) of their team uniform
their team's cheer (including a description of accompanying dance moves if there are any)
a tidbit of their team lore (maybe a salacious rumor about one of the team members?)
something nice you want them to know
PLEASE DO NOT SEND NASTINESS, HATE OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GET IN YOUR ASKS.
Have fun and happy bowling!
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Bowlers + their Team Posts Under the Cut
@strang3lov3 - strang3lov3 + One
@qunariagenda - qunariagenda + Co.
@stitch-away - stitch-away + Co.
@secretelephanttattoo - The Banan-El Splits
@sp00kymulderr - sp00kymulderr + Co.
@grogusmum - Bay City Rollers
@bitchesuntitled - The Mando-Lane-ians
@jennaispunk - Livin' on a Spare
@beefrobeefcal - Void Where Prohibited
@yopossum - Minds in the Gutter
@bergamote-catsandbooks - bergamote-catsandbook + Co.
@yourcoolauntie - Team Grogu
@maggiemayhemnj - The Gutter (Ball) Gang
@hellfire-state-of-mind - F*ck It, We Bowl
@timelordfreya - Bi King Pins
@regularjoel - Lucky Strikers
@mando-abs - Renegade Runaways
@artsy-girl-76 - Law & Bowler: SPU
@tinytinymenace - Three Men & a Lady
@whocaresstillthelouvre - Shirtless4Mallory
@tateypots - Scared Spitless
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bitchesuntitled · 18 days ago
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So I've been pretty absent for a while. I'm not gone, I've just been having a break. I'm tired. Other fandoms are full of people who have always been into fic and fandom. Pedro's fandom is full of normies discovering fandom for the first time and hating it. Then spreading that hate to everyone else.
There's a difference between being into fandoms, and being so into the actor that you seek out fan content, and the Pedro fandom is full of the latter. There's nothing wrong with being new to fandoms, or being so in love with Pedro and his works that you want to be a part of the fandom. That's what makes fandoms grow! But there are a lot of people who are obviously new to fandoms as a whole, and are experiencing fandom for the first time here.
Obviously there's newcomers to fandom who take to it and get it and make the community better. They bring fresh takes and new works and ideas and content. But a lot of people turn up trying to impose their own cultural rules to fandoms, but we already have them lol. Fandom etiquette is well established.
I'm literally begging people to spend some time learning fandom etiquette and stop being so horrid to authors, artists, fellow fans. The PPCU fandom has been a pretty unpleasant place to be lately. People are being run off, named and shamed, bullied. By people who haven't figured out that their only job online is to curate their own experience.
Don't like that fic concept? Don't read it.
Disagree with speculation on his personal life? Don't speculate on it then.
Hate his outfit? Bitch about it to your group chat instead of sending his stylist death threats.
Sick of people sexualising him? Stop clutching your pearls. He's a 50 year old man and sexualises himself at every opportunity. He doesn't need your protection, and he didn't ask for it.
People have become more obsessed with being right than being kind. Stop trying to control and curate everyone else's experience. The fandom is booming right now, but there will come a time where it's quiet, and people have moved on. Stop taking it for granted. We're literally so spoilt for choice, you can read/consume any fandom content you like. Just scroll past what you don't.
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bitchesuntitled · 19 days ago
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Thank you!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Softer
Pairing: Joel x F!Reader
Summary: Joel’s feeling a tad self-conscious
Warnings/Tags: Humor, No outbreak AU, Tommy being an asshole in a brotherly way, fluff, pregnancy, sympathetic pregnancy, blended families, strip tease, nothing bad happens to Sarah ever and Ellie's your kid, and I think that’s it?
A/N: Thank you much @strang3lov3, @whocaresstillthelouvre, @jay-zzle for your eyes and Jai also for the moodboard!!! 😍🥰😘
This is for @beefrobeefcal’s Joel Sat on Me challenge! I hope you laugh at this as much as I did writing it 😅
Masterlist||AO3
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The gender reveal/baby shower was going off without a hitch. Maria was making sure people knew where to put gifts, Tommy was helping Joel at the grill, while your mom was helping you put the Boy or Girl banner around you. You hate this kind of attention but Maria and your parents both wanted to make a show of it. Despite your arguments on tradition being only for the first baby.
“Well, it’s you and Joel’s first baby together,” Maria deadpanned, all while your mom nodded along.
“Can’t beat that logic!” Your dad grinned.
“Fine,” you relented, rolling your eyes, “Good thing it’s the last one too.” 
Joel smirked, his palm caressing your thigh, “It’ll be fine,” he whispered in your ear, “Least there will be cake,” he added with a shrug. You couldn’t help but laugh.
“Can’t beat that logic!” You reply mockingly, sticking your tongue out.
“Mom!” Ellie shouts, “Sarah’s trying to sneak into the cake!”
“Quit being such a narc!” Sarah laughs, playfully smacking Ellie’s arm, “You want to know just as much as I do!”
“Girls!” Joel hollers. “Come help your uncle Tommy set up!”
Both girls walk to the grill, helping Tommy carry hamburgers and hotdogs to the table.
“Alright everyone!” Maria announces, raising her voice to get everyone’s attention. “Let’s eat! Parents-to-be first!”
“Hey momma,” Joel grins, meeting you at the food table and placing a soft kiss on your temple, “What ya in the mood for?”
“More like what is the baby in the mood for?” you grumble, trying to adjust the sash around your body. “I hate this fucking thing,” you hiss.
“Just gotta eat, cut the cake and get through presents then I’ll kick everyone out,” Joel reassures.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” you mumble, grabbing a plate and staring at the food. The baby decided it wanted corn on the cob, a burger with all the extras, potato salad, and a small salad with more ranch on it than lettuce.
“Jesus Joel,” Tommy laughed when you both got to one of the tables. “Your woman’s the one eatin’ for two not you!”
Everyone looked at Joel with his plate piled high with two burgers, two hotdogs, and plenty of sides to feed a small army. You saw the flush creeping up his neck as he sat next to you. Joel opened his mouth to say something but Maria interrupted.
“Oh hush,” Maria said, smacking Tommy softly on the shoulder.
“Probably going through that sympathetic pregnancy thing,” a guest piped in. “My husband did that too!”
“Sympathetic pregnancy?” Ellie asked with her mouth full of potato salad. Your mom begins to laugh, shaking her head at Ellie.
“Ellie, gross,” you hiss. “Finish eating before you speak.”
Ellie makes a show of swallowing her food before speaking again. “What the hell is sympathetic pregnancy?”
“Ellie,” you groan. “Language! I haven’t spent the past 13 years raising a hellion!”
“And just think, you’re starting over!” your dad laughs.
Joel, meanwhile, keeps pushing the food around on his plate, taking smaller bites of the sides.
“Okay, googled it!” Sarah announces to the table, wagging her phone and clearing her throat. “Google says, c- cou- nevermind, I’m not even gonna try. Sympathetic pregnancy is a proposed condition in which an expectant father experiences some of the same symptoms and behavior as his pregnant partner. These most often include major weight gain, altered hormone levels, morning nausea, and disturbed sleep patterns.”
“That why you were asking for Pepto the other day at the site?” Tommy asks, nudging Joel’s shoulder before sitting down. “Dealing with some morning sickness as well?”
“Damn it Tommy,” Joel growls, balling up his fist. “If you don’t cut it out-“
“Alright, alright,” Maria hisses. “Enough.” She adds pointing at Tommy.
Joel stood in front of the mirror, looking at himself. Marriage had been good to him. His mental health and financial stability had improved, and he seemed overall a happier person. The only drawback seemed to be the effect it had on his waistline the moment he got you pregnant. He hadn’t thought about it before but Tommy got in his head. Especially when he announced to everyone at the party it made sense now why Joel had to move his tool belt to the next hole for it to fit.
“Whatcha lookin’ at hot stuff?” You smirk, standing in the doorway of the adjoining bathroom with your toothbrush in hand.
“Thinkin’ I need to go on a diet,” Joel huffs out, turning towards you with his hands on his hips.
“The fuck would you do that for?!”
“Tommy’s ri—“
“I swear if the next words out of your mouth are Tommy’s right.” You pout, trying your best to not let the toothpaste escape your mouth as you move back into the bathroom, spitting into the sink, “I’m gonna kill ‘em.”
Going back to the bedroom, you sit on the edge of the bed, watching Joel find his pajamas for the night. Sure, he’s gotten thicker in the middle since you got pregnant. His pants fit a bit tighter around his thighs. His chest, oh god his chest, the way your hands grip onto the meaty pecs he has now. You make a small noise at the memory of this morning before the girls woke up, and how you rode him as best you could with your swollen belly in the way, slick pooling in your underwear.
“What?” Joel asks, turning to look at you, noticing that feral glint in your eyes. He’s seen it more and more as the months have gone by. Sarah’s mom was nothing compared to you at this stage in pregnancy. Revved up and ready to go 24/7 these days.
“Tommy’s got it totally wrong,” you grin, “I love the way you look these days Joel.”
“Yeah?” Joel smiles shyly, rubbing the back of his neck, turning to face you, “what.. uh.. what about it?”
“Dad bod through and through,” you hum, adjusting on the bed to sit a little further back. “Was thinking about this morning, how I can hold onto your chest a little better with your pecs being a little softer.”
“Yeah?” Joel grins, watching your eyes track his fingers as they open the first couple buttons of his flannel, his chest barely peeking out through the fabric, “Should I put on a show?”
“I wanna see my man!” you let out a breath nodding your head eagerly.
“Feel like we need some music or something,” Joel says, letting out a shy laugh, trailing his palms down the front of his shirt, popping open more of the buttons. You begin humming 70’s porno music, “No thank you, that’s enough.”
You shrug letting out a giggle as he continues unbuttoning his shirt, his strong chest and thick belly being revealed as he rips the flannel shirt back in a dramatic fashion, spreading his legs wide and tilting his head to sway his curls behind him.
“Jesus Christ, Napoleon Dynamite. Ya gonna take it off or what?”
“‘Scuse me?” Joel asks, straightening up, pinning you with a look, pulling his flannel back over his shoulders, “Listen, I’ve never done this for anybody. I’d ‘preciate if ya didn’t make rude comments.”
You clear your throat and lean your arms back against the bedding to prop yourself up, “Sorry, horny goblins took over, proceed.”
With his flannel shirt open, he starts flipping his belt open, stalking towards you, nodding your head at this new development, sliding his belt out quickly from his belt loops causing a gasp to escape your lips.
“Mmmm,” you moan softly, thighs squeezing together, and squirming on the bed “Joel. You look so fucking good like this.”
Joel spins around to show you his backside before slipping one shoulder of the flannel off, turning his head to the side with a smirk as he slowly slides it off his arm, followed by the other. You hear the button and zipper of his jeans sliding down. He begins teasing you with his jeans, dropping them some before pulling them back up and swiveling his hips, he puts one foot on the opposite leg to try and help pull the leg out.
“Fuck!” He yelps, as he falls back sitting on you, “Shit that wasn’t supposed to happen!”
“Ow!” You groan, smacking his ass to get him to move. He rolls off you to lay beside you on the bed.
“You good?” Joel asks, laying on his side next to you, placing his palm on your belly.
“Yeah, I’m good,” you grin, placing your hand on top of his with a sigh. “No Magic Mike in here, but for your first attempt that was good Miller,” you add with a smirk.
“Fuck you,” Joel grins, leaning up to kiss you.
“Fuck. Please!” You groan, grabbing his shoulders and pulling him in for a deeper kiss.
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bitchesuntitled · 19 days ago
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Aww Wyyyym!!! Thank you love! ❤️ I’m so glad you liked it 🥰
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When It Rains
Pairing: Javier Peña x F!Reader
Warnings/Tags: 18+ MDNI, go on get! PWP, mostly porn but some plot, unprotected PIV(Don't do this IRL, be safe, make smart choices), kissing, fingering(f receiving), cream pie, flirting.
I'm trying to practice smut more, be kind. This is for @undercoverpena's April Showers prompt!
Thank you so much to @notjustjavierpena for helping me with the moodboard and the grammar stuff, @strang3lov3 for editing and leaving encouraging comments, and @beefrobeefcal for also betaing! Don't know what I would do without you lovely people! ❤️
@jay-zzle is my Spanish expert and dear friend who has helped me with a lot of my translations. Plus she's also one of the main reasons I'm trying to learn Spanish 🥰
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Masterlist||AO3 Link
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You’ve been assigned the stakeout with Javier Peña at a nightclub, where it’s been rumored that some of Escobar’s sicarios frequent regularly. It’s not a problem per se, but it could just be a tad distracting considering the circumstances. No one, not even Murphy, has seemed to catch wind of what has been going on between the two of you; the late-night meet-ups, the storage closet, the file room, hell - there was even one time late at night in the office the three of you share. You’re professional though, work always comes before play. That’s been the rule since the beginning. 
“Looks like it’s gonna rain,” Javi comments, pushing his head to the car’s window, and looking up, “We could definitely use it.”
You hum in agreement, watching the nightclub like a hawk. As you listen to the pulsing music radiating from the club, watching people file in and out of the building, none seem to be any of Escobar’s crew just yet. The night seems to be growing darker as the clouds glide across the sky, covering the bright moon's light. Soon enough, small drops of rain begin to fall, turning into fat drops within minutes, downpour to follow.
“Fuck,” you hiss, gripping the steering wheel and peering out the dash window, “Of course.”
“Nothing wrong with some rain,” Javi smirks, looking at you.
“Except for the fact we can’t see shit!”
“Maybe we could do something else with our time?” Javi suggests, laying his arm against the back of the bench seat and scooting his hips forward to get more comfortable. His hand creeps onto your shoulder, rubbing small circles against the bare skin there, skimming past the hem of your tank top.
“Javi,” you scold, shrugging your shoulders to get your point across,  “No, we’re working.”
“Can’t see shit in this rain,” Javi grumbles, crossing his arms across his chest, “Least we could have some fun.”
“Maybe it’ll die down,” you suggest, looking at him. He matches your stare with those pleading eyes of his. Those dark eyes, the way they make you want to melt every single time they land on you.
It’s been 20 minutes and the downpour hasn’t relented. After seeing how you wouldn’t be doing something else with your time like he suggested, Javi’s beginning to become restless.  
“When it rains it pours, hermosa,” Javi says, grinning at you. Your pulse jumps at that word. Hermosa. He knows exactly what he’s doing. That’s how it always starts.
“Javi,” you warn, reminding him again, “We are working. You know the rules, work then play.”
He moves closer to you, leaning over to whisper in your ear, “We’ve played at work before, cariño.” Goosebumps pebble across your skin. You hope he can’t see them with how dark it is. You crane your head away from him and grab the binoculars from the dash, choosing to ignore the burning desire between your thighs. You just need to focus on work. You feel Javi lean back in the seat, his eyes boring into the side of your head. You put the binoculars against your face, grunting in annoyance when you still can’t see anything.
“Bebé,” Javier says, grabbing the binoculars from your grip, “Let’s call it night, hmm?”
He throws them into the back seat with a smirk, leaning closer to you, grabbing the back of your neck, and gently urging you toward him. His index finger sweeps against your cheek, brushing a stray hair behind your ear. He smiles warmly at you before dipping his head to meet your lips. Your hands rest against his chest, fingers fiddling with the open V of his button-up. 
You moan against his mouth when he licks your bottom lip, allowing him access to slip his tongue inside. Your tongues caressing each other, your hands move to the nape of his neck. Your lips make their way to his jaw and down his neck, your teeth lightly scrape his pulse point.
“Mira que duro me pones(look how hard you make me),” Javi says, pulling you onto his lap, grinding against your center to let you feel his growing bulge. “Te deseo(want you),” he growls.
You let out a faint gasp. Javi has a firm grip on your thighs to keep you against him, one hand finding its way to your center, palm pressing firmly against your clit through the denim of your jeans. You moan against his throat at the sensation.
“Javi,” you whimper as he flicks the button of your jeans open and begins to tug on them impatiently. “Fuck, Javi. I gotta get my damn shoes off first.”
He grabs your jeans, helping you out of them after knocking your shoes off. Javi brings his hand back to your center, rubbing precise circles against your clothed clit, moving down to pull your panties aside. Javi hums, capturing your lips again, tongue tangling with yours, enjoying feeling the slick against your slit.
“So wet,” he says, teasing two thick digits against your entrance. You hum with a nod of your head, crying out when he pushes them into your wet heat.
“Javi,” you moan, putting your head into the crook of his neck, rolling your hips in time with his fingers. “Fuck.” Beginning to feel the coil in your belly tightening.
“¿Así, bebé?(just like that, baby?)” He asks, moving his thumb to massage small quick circles on your clit. You whimper his name when he curves his fingers just right, hitting that spot he knows you love. His mouth leaving open mouth kisses along your neck, reaching your pulse point he begins to suck lightly. You can feel the coil in your belly tightening more, your walls beginning to flutter against his fingers every time he hits that spot with the pads of his fingers.
“Eres mía(you’re mine),” Javi whispers against your neck.
“So close,” You whine, moving your hips faster, his fingers sinking in deeper with each roll of your hips. He moves his head from your neck to look at you, gripping the back of his neck, crashing your mouth into his. Javi moans, beginning to feel your walls clamp around his fingers. The coil in your belly snaps, shooting white-hot lightning through your entire body. Your hand pulls onto the hair at the nape of his neck, causing Javi to let out a guttural groan, pulling you back down from your high.
“Fuck me,” you sigh against his lips.
“That’s the plan, cariño(honey),” Javi smirks, kissing you again, scooting to lay his back against the seat.
Your hands slide down his chest, popping open the buttons of his shirt. You smirk, leaning into his collarbone and placing soft kisses before biting down gently.
“Fuck, bebé(baby),” Javi says sucking in a breath, moving his hands between your bodies to fumble with his belt, “Te necesito(need you)”
You lift up, swatting his hand away to work his belt and jeans open. He lifts his hips and helps you lower his jeans, his stiff member slapping against his stomach.
“Javier Peña,” you tsk, shaking your head at him, “Commando? Did you miss laundry day?”
“Knew about this assignment for weeks now. Asked to be paired up with you,” Javi smiles, wiggling his eyebrows. “Figured this would happen.”
“Oh, fuck off!” You laugh, playfully smacking his chest.
“Awe, come on now, chica sucía(dirty girl)” Javi says, placing your hands on his chest, “You know it’s—“
You grind against his cock, hands pressing firmly against his chest and he lets out a groan.
“That’s one way to get you to shut up,” you grin, slowly grinding your wetness along his shaft, the tip catching your bundle of nerves with every roll of your hips. Javi shifts up grabbing the back of your neck and pulling you to his lips in a hungry kiss. He moves his hand down to line his cock up to your entrance and you slowly sink down on it, taking it inch by inch. You're no stranger to Javi’s cock but each time feels like the first with how thick he is.
“Estás tan apretada, mi amor(you’re so tight, my love)” Javi growls, against your throat, “No pares(don’t stop)” holding onto your hips as you sink further down on him, ass cheeks finally resting on his thighs. You kiss him, both of you taking a minute to savor the feel of one another, Javi gently rubbing his fingers up and down your spine with one hand while the other holds your cheek.
“You’re so beautiful,” Javi murmurs, caressing his nose against your cheek before capturing your lips again, moaning into the kiss as you tentatively roll your hips. His hand settles on your lower back, letting you take control at a slow tempo, letting you enjoy the way his cock massages your inner walls. You moan feeling your nipples beginning to harden between your layers and his chest.
“Javi!” You gasp when he snaps his hips holding onto your lower back firmly.
“Need to see you,” Javi huffs, moving his hand from your face to your shoulder and pushing you to sit up, breath hitching as you swallow more of his length into your core. He rids you of your tank top and pushes the cups of your bra down. You begin to lightly bounce on his cock, moaning at the feel of his hands on you, fingers from one hand beginning to pinch your left nipple while his other hand slides down your ribs, gripping your waist. “Eres mía(you’re mine),” he growls. You can feel your climax nearing, your thighs beginning to shake, feeling the heat running through your body as you bounce.
“Want to take you out,” Javi grunts, your walls begin to tighten at his words, “Make sure that ev-fuck-everyone knows you’re my girl,” he rambles, gripping your waist tighter, snapping his hips into you. “Eres mía(you’re mine).”
“Javi,” you cry out, wanting all of those things and more, your walls fluttering around his shaft, “Fuck, Javi- yes, yes, yes, yes!” Your walls clamp down on him, milking his cock while your vision blurs.
“Fuck,” Javi whines, hips stuttering, emptying himself inside you. He sits up, wrapping his arms around your back to pull you closer to him. Your arms wrapped around his neck, kissing him softly, leaning your forehead against his, trying to catch your breath. Javi looks into your eyes and grins as his softening cock slips out of you.
“I’m serious, corazón,” Javi says, “Want it all.”
“Me too,” You nod, a grin stretching from ear to ear on your face.
“Peña?” You hear the radio chirp against the dash, Murphy beginning to call for you as well. “Anyone there?”
You giggle as Javi leans over, keeping a grip on you in his lap to reach the receiver. “Peña here.”
“The hell are you guys?” Murphy asks, “It’s been raining like cats and dogs for a fuckin’ hour, and no word from either of you!”
“Heading back now,” you say, shaking your head and laughing.
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bitchesuntitled · 22 days ago
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BOWLING DREAM TEAM!!!
Head on over to @ppcu-bowl-a-rama for more fun!
Now my first teammate choice would have to be Din. Let’s be real: that helmet? That blaster aim? Of course he’s gonna have the best score and he won’t even remotely brag about it. Just sit in the chair all silent and shit until it’s his turn again.
For my next teammate, it’s gonna have to be my love Frankie. Listen guys(gn), he’s got skill and I’m not just talking about his tongue. He is super precise when it comes to throwing that ball down the lane, tongue poking out the side and all.
My last teammate choice, isn’t it gonna be obvious? Who haven’t I mentioned yet that we all know I love(or at least should by now)?! Dieter. That man is gonna be at the snack bar every 5 minutes getting me more candy. Sometimes he shouts at one of us to bowl for him when it’s his turn because he’s too busy with getting sweets. Din usually just throws it in the gutter for him.
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