#beedei?

[ladykissingfish]

*Sasori and Deidara, having captured Killer Bee and marching him tied-up to the rest of the Akatsuki*

Sasori, in the front: You okay back there Deidara?

Deidara: N-not really, hm …

Sasori: *stops and turns around* What’s wrong?

Deidara: I … I think this guy is hitting on me?

Sasori: *chuckles* Well, you’re beautiful, so that’s something you should be used to by now with our prisoners.

Deidara: Yeah that’s not the problem, Danna. The problem is, he keeps doing it in rhyme!

Killer B: Rap, fool.

Deidara: Fine, in rap. Danna he’s been at it for three hours straight; it’s getting annoying …

Sasori: Well try three years of being with someone who never shuts up, then complain to me about “annoying”, brat.

Deidara: But Danna! He —

Killer B: Hey blondie the mighty Killer Bee finds you so appealing, let’s go on a date I can pick you up at eight waiting outside the gate with some flowers, won’t that be great?  When I saw your pretty eyes they made me want to testify that —

Deidara: *screams*