#becky every time you thirst over sanji now i'm just gonna be thinking about the fucking. muppet shrimp

[jonathanrook]

hello i have watched every muppet movie (im pretty sure) with gonzogamer and every episode of one piece! they said sanji as pepe the king prawn and i totally agree, its tempting to make him the swedish chef due to the cooking but if sanji can't flirt he'll die, so, pepe. kermit as luffy main character yes, which means zoro has to be miss piggy (im zolu until i die) miss piggy could do three sword style easily, and she'd jump into the water to save kermit from drowning every time nami would be rizzo because 1: street rat/cat burgalar kind of match and 2 she is always ready to tell people when they're being idiots and rizzo would do the same usopp would be beaker - he's an inventor too! but he's also canonically a coward (but he beats his fear every time!!! i love usopp!!!) he's still very meek though, like beaker, and i think robin would pair well with him as bunsen because she has a curious scientific mind that is a little bit unhinged (wierdgirl robin i love you so much) chopper as a human youre absolutely right and the human has to be the rock (google SNL adult bambi skit) franky would be gonzo because stuntman/inventor pair pretty well together and i think gonzo could fire canons from their arms and we'd all be like yeah yeah that tracks. brook is dr teeth, musician extroidinare and he'd look great with a gold tooth - he's also the Most fashonable in a gaudy way and dr teeth has everything going on all the time. Jimbei would be bobo the bear, big and imposing but actually just a lovely guy. other honourable mentions is scooter as coby, uncle deadly as mihawk, and sam the eagle as garp!

this is the best ask i've ever received in my life i'm gonna print it out and hang it on my wall