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invinciblerodent · 10 months ago

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Devilweed is the closest to being, well, literal DnD weed (dried plant leaves rolled into a tobacco-like substance and then smoked, does "wisdom damage" under 3E rules and makes the user easily confused and skittish as a potential side effect), but dreammist and silkroot are drugs that actually exist as consumables in the game! (Silkroot seems to come from a novel and I think it's kinda like e by the effects, and dreammist/mordayn vapor is a pretty straightforward hallucinogen from 3E.)

I'm thinking about writing this with my girl now, just for kicks. The idea of everyone being loose and relaxed and having a good time around that hookah at the Elfsong sounds nice. Especially if they're like trying to get the PC as high as they possibly can get for this express purpose.

Confession: All I want is the whole gang at the inn, me in Astarion's lap, plenty of food and drink, the dopest faerun equivalent of cannabis the Oak Father can provide, and a running bet to see if Astarion can get high from my blood. Is that so much to ask?

#baldur's gate 3 #yknow this isn't even dirty #at least that's not my first thought #just a nice friendly fun time #sure it'd be kinda hot when he reluctantly bites her- he's never done that in front of the others before #and it feels strangely intimate both to see and to do #for like a handful of heartbeats' time all just... watch #because yknow. nobody is immune to the visceral eroticism of a vampire's bite #especially not a gang of disaster bisexuals and especially not with her just straight-up WHIMPERING and squirming on his lap too #she's high as a fucking kite; her filter is GONE-gone #but any heat the moment may have had dissipates the second he lifts his head #and looks just. COMPLETELY lost in the sauce. eyes clouded over. jaw slack. dripping just a little bit of blood.#“yeah i think it works” in that holding back a puff voice before he'd start GIGGLING uncontrollably #and then everyone has an even BETTER time because a giggly happy soft cuddly vampire is a pleasure to behold by all #oh um uuuh #tw drugs #i think? that's pretty universal?#oc: iona raedir #and because why not #inspiration

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