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prentissluvr ¡ 7 months ago
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watched a cm women edit so good it nearly brought me to tears (i'm so fucking gay like i need a girlfriend so so so so so so so so so bad)
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burnerofstars ¡ 2 years ago
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Somewhere in Panem with the victors the 74th year
Katniss climbing the tree
Gloss: Really Haymitch, this is the girl that got an 11 as a training score??
Cato falls
Haymitch: At least she got up the fuckin tree.
Cashmere: It’s fine someone else will get her.
None if the carriers climbing
Enobaria: You gotta be kidding me.
Johanna and Finnick join on the couch
Johanna: Even Finnick’s kids could climb a fucking tree,
Finnick hiding laughter
Brutus: At least our kids made it past the blood bath, can’t say the same for either of yours.
Johanna: I bet you wish they’d kept one of mine around right about now.
Gloss: its fine, she’s a sitting duck, they can just shoot her, its not like she can dodge it, or move.
Glimmer misses shot
Haymitch: Did that girl ever hit any target with her arrow? Because mine did.
Cashmere: We told her to grab a short distance weapon, she has no aim.
Enobaria: that’s embarrassing, for the careers. Cato will get her, he doesn’t miss.
Cato fires arrow and misses
Brutus: Oh my god, I can’t watch this, im getting second hand embarrassment.
Haymitch: Can none of your kids climb a tree???
Cashmere: I guess not.
Marvel throws spear and misses
Finnick: None of them can aim either, this is just sad
Peeta: lets wait her out, she has to come down at some point.
Haymitch laughing hysterically,
Some time later
Katniss starting to cut down tracker jackers
Gloss: Did all our kids seriously fall asleep,
Cashmere rubbing her temples: Yea, they did
Johanna: Who sleeps that heavily in the arena??? Shes making so much noise how are they not awake?
Enobaria: She’s gonna die from those jackers before that nest falls,
Nest falls and careers scatter
Brutus: I need another drink,
Glimmer dies
Johanna: HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING YOUR CAREER BE TAKEN OUT BY THE DISTRICT 12 GIRL!
Cashmere: no comment,
Some more time later
Katniss plots with rue to blow up food
Gloss: they aren’t gonna fall for that.
They fall for it
Haymitch: you were saying?
Enobaria: This year sucks
Katniss kills Marvel
Johanna (drunk) : HAH BOTH OF YOUR TRIBUTES TAKEN OUT BY THE 12 GIRL!
Gloss: Ok im leaving now.
Cashmere: yea i think im also gonna head out…
Johanna (drunk): LOOSERS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Finnick: ok Jo, come on, that’s enough for you,
Takes her alcohol
Johanna: no fairrrr, you never take Haymitch’s alcohol
Haymitch: he knows not to mess with me
Finnick: Every time you get drunk, you end up in a fist fight, or breaking something, or both, Haymitch just passes out.
Johanna: OH WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT LETS FIGHT!
Finnick picks Jo up and carries her to the elevator as she continues screaming and fighting
Haymitch to Brutus and Enobaria: Haha, your tributes arent as cool as mineeee,
Brutus: at least our girl doesn’t look like she wants to vomit getting close to her supposed lover.
Finnick returns
Enobaria: that was fast?
Finnick: I locked her in her bathroom,
Haymitch: Didn’t she just break down the door last time?
Finnick: I handcuffed one of her hands to the pipes and the other to the door.
Elevator doors open revealing Johanna, drenched in water, still handcuffed to a pipe, and the door.
Finnick: I give up. *sits down*
Brutus: what the fuck is wrong with you.
Both Finnick and Jo simultaneously: A lot.
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calamari-minecraft-corner ¡ 4 months ago
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I don't super have very specific questions rn but just in general is Cala's dynamics with Q and Sam always just hatred or do they ever get to interact in anyway positively? (If not, fairrrr those two are bastards and don't deserve Cala being nice to them ever uwu)
Also how does Cala interact with revived!dream? I feel like you've probably talked about this but I honestly don't remember
Wait and actually how do Cala and Dre 'get together'? Is it just like slow building of friendship and closeness and then deciding "hey this is kinda romantic right" or is there like a specific moment
I hope those are ok questions lol brain is not at 100% rn
Oooo I love these questions- I can’t sleep so I’ll answer them — also same brain is very low tonight HDHDJD
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1. Cala with Sam and Q is extremely.. mixed. Honestly one of the most mixed out of my AUs to be honest. They do have positive interactions! In the beginning it’s actually neutral-positive since they both see she’s a new person and they want to know after Glatt basically said he found her around. It kinda.. dips afterwards. Cala is what I like to call a chameleon- she kinda blends in with the crowd when she needs to be very easily because she’s masked for so long. This causes Sam and Q to kinda be on edge about her actually- they think she has a secret motive or two faced when in reality Cala is just doing her best to not have any conflict
Meanwhile Cala is just more worried on why Dre gets very jumpy when she visits las Nevadas or interacts with anyone affiliated there. Dre never elaborates but he says he feels empty when he sees them and he says the empty feeling gets worse when he sees Cala interact with them- so she is very concerned.
It also kinda doesn’t help that Q reminds Cala of some old party friends she used to be with years ago- and it leads him to pressure her to ‘let go’ a bit whenever she visits so he could squeeze the info out of her. Cala- sadly is not immune to peer pressure. But she does her best.
When she finds out those two are the big reason for his death and torture though she immediately goes ballistic. Internally.
She’s just. “Oh. Okay 🙂”
Techno, Punz and Sapnap actually notice the literal rage boiling in her but she hides it deep down.
It comes out though at some point! And it’s not pretty!
I could ramble about their dynamics forever to be honest but at some point it does get positive again? Not in a “oh we’re friends” way but in a “I helped you, you helped me— try any shit again and I’ll inflict karma on you”- but also unfortunately do have moments of relating to each other. It’s.. extremely complicated. Cala never forgives the two of what they did to Dream (and her) and they don’t like her because of who she’s with and what she’s done as well (her burning down a section of Las Nevadas before knowing the reason of Dre’s death)
2. In earlier asks I reference their interactions are very.. controlled and awkward. And they are! Dream just got back and wants to literally start some shit because he’s just about had it, but he sees that Cala helped and he’s always one to pay back favors. But the way they interact is very.. controlled. Like he has to be the one controlling the setting and how he wants her to respond. It’s out of habit sadly. And it’s worse since there’s this nagging feeling that at some point they had a deeper connection somewhere but.. he just met this woman.
Cala meanwhile is very.. awkward and distant towards Dream. Not because it’s the big bad Dream but it’s because she’s kinda grieving over the fact she lost Dre and these are two completely different people. She does her best to get along with him and in time they do actually get along— albeit it’s more awkward and very messy and at times it doesn’t feel like it’s compatible- but they do! Cala is just.. sadly missing Dre but she feels selfish for feeling that way since it was Dre’s decision to be revived.
3. they do get actually together at some point! It’s kinda a mix of “oh there’s something there” in the friendship and a key moment where they both realize they’re in love. For Dre’s key moment it’s actually the first time he possesses her- it was scary for both of them and he knew that he was accidentally hurting her. After she recovered they talked about it and she was just so… nice. She was nice and understanding and she even told him that if he needed to hide then she wouldn’t mind if he did it again as long as it kept him safe.
It… reminded him of some people, he didn’t know what though or who. It was like a fogged mirror when he tried to remember the past, but it felt safe. And he fell for her because of that moment since he realized she genuinely cared about his well being even though he was a ghost.
As for Cala— this is a silly one but honestly on her birthday. Her family set up a surprise birthday party at her house so when she came home she was greeted with that- and it surprised her! She was worried about her family seeing Dre or saying her house was haunted but her family didn’t pay anything any mind albeit some footsteps and the occasional cabinet swinging open.
Once her family left late at night Drew gave her a gift!
He drew the two together with his ichor :)
It was a very sweet gift and he tried to draw them both nice but.. he’s not good at drawing faces. Everything else yes but specifically faces- mainly because he said that sometimes it’s hard to focus.
But Cala always keeps that drawing in her purse and that’s when she knew she loved that idiot
Dre doesn’t confess til like a month later after her birthday and they’re both together :) all of this is pre going back to the SMP since Dre stays over there for a while
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weebnotheree ¡ 1 year ago
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♥ Tbhk x M! Reader ♥♡ Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun ♡ CH3
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Ch. 03 - The beginning of: Meeting you again (pt. 1)
Yashiro's pov
[shes walking rn btw while thinking]
I was on my way to the girls' bathroom thinking about what I just did. That boy..he's not like the rumors at all. Well, at least he granted me a wish. [tell me why I JUST noticed I forgot to make m/n grant her wish. THE WISH PART I forgot. Nvm just imaging the wish you gave her and ill go back and edit..maybe tomorrow or Monday.]¨I need to tell Hanako. . . . .HANAKO?! OH NO I FORGOT I HAD TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM TODAY. 。゚・(>﹏<)・゚。
I was rushing in a hurry to get to the girls' bathroom. Until I made it. Before I opened the door I was thinking why do I have to clean the girls' bathroom it's gross...'I feel more like a maid than a paranormal apprentice.' I soon opened the door and walked in. ¨Hanako, Hanako, Hanako...CAN I PLEASE GO HOME THESE TOILETS ARE GROSSING ME OUUUT!!¨
¨Not yet!¨ he responded back happily as he came out of the stall.
¨Please, there's just something I have to get done today?!¨
¨mmm no. I've also got something important I need to you to do when you're finished. Sounds like your only option is to clean faster.¨ He said smiling
¨Not faiRrrr! [Shakes him]You may be eternally young but I'm not! I'm at the price of my life right now and I could be missing my big chance today because of youUu!¨
[dizzy] (@□@)
¨Chance for what?¨
[stops shaking him]¨Not trying to brag but I got asked out on the second date by fuji the coolest guy in class.¨ I said happily smiling with my eyes closed while holding up the number two. {¨Are you free after school today?¨} ¨He really wants to meet me alone in our classroom later and i really don't want to stand him up.¨ I said still in the same pose smiling.
¨A date?!!¨ Hanako said. ¨What exactly are you expected to do with this kid?¨ Hakano asked floating close to me in mid-air.
¨If you really wanna know I guess I have to tell youu~¨ I said with hearts above my head smiling with a tent of blush on my cheeks.
. . . . . . . ¨Were meeting in an empty classroom to organize paperwork for student council. Fuji said he has to leave right away though so I told him id finish up. He's so shyy.¨ (ᓀ ᓀ||||)
¨If he's leaving than does that count as a date?¨ (O O)
¨Sure. I may just be a woman of convenience for now. But eventually, he'll I'm a catch.¨ I say trying to reassure myself, crouching down.
¨Well that's one way to look at it. But there's a fine line between optimistic and naive. Sounds to me like he's using you.¨ He says and I feel him behind me. ¨Stay. Don't go on this date.¨ He then puts his hands on mine, closing them together while saying ¨Ill show you a better time than that guy will.¨ I gasps and look back at him and he's looking at me. ¨And I won't leave you alone.¨[now she holding the mop and lets out a weird sound which idk wut to call it.] . . . . .I clench the broom ¨Thank you Hanako but if my choices are to clean bathrooms with you or sort paperwork alone, then please hand me all the stacks.¨
{difeated shocked noises-hanako} ¨Uh??!!¨ Σ(□△□|||)
¨Okay that's fine. You must really miss breathing through your gills. Guess I better go shopping. What's your favorite fish food?¨
¨✨Nothing brings me more joy than a sparkling clean bathroom!✨¨ I said happily mopping.
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pepsi-maxwell ¡ 2 years ago
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It's not fairrrr i want to know what all of them are
sgsjkfhe i think with the rest of the asks they are all pretty much covered save for girl talk (max² femslash au) aaaand it's in the water, baby which is the sequel to not quite on his grave, which tells you all you need to know 🙈 (it's cmjf piss kink)
anyway. snippet under the cut, nothing graphic, but vaguely nsfw
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“What are you thinking about?”
Thinking about you blue-balling me, Max thinks. He doesn’t say it out loud, though, because that would mean admitting what Punk’s doing (or rather, what Punk isn’t doing) is getting to him.
Strangely though, the way Punk says it reminds him of Cody. Of the way Cody would speak, the specific way he'd ask an audience what they want to talk about, which in turn, unfortunately, reminds him of The Suit.
His cock jolts at the memory, and of course, Punk notices.
“Must be something fun. This not enough for you? You’re insatiable,” he says.
“Maybe you’re not as good at this as you think, Punky,” he grits out. “Maybe I need to think about banging someone else to get off properly.”
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amyispxnk ¡ 1 year ago
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NO BECAUSE I AM SOBBING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIRRRR
His daughter’s squeals of delight when he’d gifted them to her had been well worth the theft.
He is actually such a good dad this little thing with the crayons was so fucking sweet
“Because she knows this is hard for you, Joel.”
Thinking about the games and how he must've already been scared about Ellie growing up and then.. I'm gonna make myself cry again
“And Ellie,” he nods, firmly. “M’always gonna keep my girls safe. S’long as I’m around, you’re all safe.”
He's such a protector tho like I'm not gonna start rambling about it but ykwim he's always looking out for his family and I genuinely think his biggest fear would be to lose them
“For being so good to her. To me and Ellie.” Lifting a hand, you reach over and cup the side of his face in your palm. “You’re so good to all three of us and I can’t even imagine what we’d do without you.”
Well ☹️
safe and sound
Post Outbreak! Joel Miller x Female Reader
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summary: Your daughter has a nightmare—her daddy makes it all better.
warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI. set in Jackson. slight canon age deviations (Joel is 56, Ellie is 17) READER’S AGE IS NOT SPECIFIED. she’s a child bearing adult woman so do with that information what you will. established relationship, reader and Joel have a toddler (her age is not specified in fic but she’s 3 ish years old), reader has NO PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION and neither does their child except she has Joel’s eyes and his dark curls, no mentions of her skintone. Joel and Ellie are fine bc he deserves it, Joel’s an overprotective girl dad, reader is the chill parent. implications of a toddler being told about clickers, bad dreams, almost smut, Joel and reader get cockblocked, SOFT Joel who comforts his babygirl, mention of Sarah towards the end. very minimal editing.
word count: 2.3k
a/n: listen, i love me some daddy joel but tonight i needed a bit of actual daddy joel. this was whipped up last minute bc i haven’t had the best weekend and needed some comfort. also i didn’t have the mental capacity or energy to come up with a moodboard, so gif it is.
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Joel looks down at the old, worn book in his hand.
Winnie the Pooh.
He never would have imagined it. This.
Reading a bedtime story to a toddler. His toddler.
He’s in his fifties—he shouldn’t have a toddler.
He shouldn’t have a teenager, either.
Yet, he has both.
The toddler has his blood, the teenager doesn’t.
But that doesn’t matter to him.
Joel still considers her to be his own kid.
Only, she’s not a kid anymore, not really.
She’s seventeen now. She doesn’t need him much anymore, not the way that his toddler needs him.
“Ellie’s not coming home tonight,” you’d said from where you stood at the stove, stirring in chunks of potato and chopped carrots into the pot of stew in front of you. “There’s a birthday party down at the bar. She’s going with Dina and Jesse.” You can feel the look of disapproval on his face and add, “I said she could go, Joel. She asked me permission.”
“She didn’t ask me,” he’d gruffed. He looked down at the little girl sitting in his lap, scribbling away on an old state map. He had given it to her along with the pack of crayons he’d found during patrol when his group stumbled across a schoolhouse. Though crumbling on the outside, the inside had remained untouched throughout the last two decades—little coats hanging over the back of little chairs, papers scattered all over little desks, little lunch boxes still stored in their cubbies at the back of the room. He instructed the group to search for anything useful, anything that Jackson’s teachers could use for the children in their classrooms. Joel knew that taking without trading was against the rules, but that did nothing to stop him from secretly slipping the box of crayons into his jacket pocket when no one had been looking.
His daughter’s squeals of delight when he’d gifted them to her had been well worth the theft.
“Because she knew you’d say no to her.”
“I would have. Kid’s got no business going to a bar at her age. She’s fuckin’ seventeen years ol—”
The little girl had gasped and stopped coloring.
“Daddy said a bad word.”
You’d turned around and glared at him. “He did.”
She looked up at him with her wide, brown eyes.
Those she’d gotten from him. His dark curls too.
Everything else?
Her smile, her nose, her softness?
That was all you.
“M’sorry, babygirl,” he apologized, sheepishly.
“S’okay, daddy.”
And back to coloring she went.
“Joel, let’s face it. Ellie’s growing up. She’s turning eighteen in a few months and truth is, she has one foot out the door.” Crossing your arms, you leaned back against the counter. “She was telling me how she wants to turn the garage into her own space.”
“There a reason she ain’t talkin’ to me ‘bout this?”
You’d smiled wistfully at him.
“Because she knows this is hard for you, Joel.”
It is hard. Because even though she isn’t his, she’s his and he’s afraid to lose her somehow.
Joel manages to snap himself out of his thoughts.
Rosemary’s now fast asleep, her well loved stuffed bunny rabbit wrapped in her arms. She’s a handful for him during bedtime—she has too much energy and most nights, you have to step in and help him. But tonight, after her bath, he had warmed a glass of milk for her to drink and it seemed to have done the trick because within minutes of him reading to her, her eyes fluttered closed.
Joel sets the book down and leans over to brush a kiss onto her cheek, quietly whispering goodnight. “Sweet dreams, babygirl.”
He switches off the lamp on the bedside table and steps out of his child’s bedroom, being careful not to wake her as he closes the door behind him.
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“I still can’t believe she fell asleep within minutes,” you say, staring at him in utter disbelief. “How?”
“Gave her a glass of warm milk before I tucked her into bed,” Joel explains, tugging on a pair of faded black sweatpants. He peels off his shirt and tosses it onto the floor before climbing into bed. “Worked like a fuckin’ charm. She’s out like a damn light.”
You set your book down and raise an eyebrow.
“Joel, I brushed her teeth before her bath.”
“I brushed them again after she drank it, darlin’.”
He outstretches his arm, beckoning for you.
Grinning, you scoot closer to him, draping an arm over his bare chest. “It’s only nine,” you tell him. “I have no idea what we’re going to do with all of this free time we have. Rosemary’s asleep, Ellie’s gone for the night.” You slowly drag your hand down his chest and over his stomach, a finger skimming the waistband of his sweatpants. You hear the way his breath catches in his throat and tease, “I guess we can actually get some good sleep for once, huh?”
Groaning, Joel rolls over and pins you down to the bed as he positions himself on top of you, his eyes glazed over with lust. “We can sleep,” he murmurs as his mouth hovers over yours. He reaches for the buttons of his flannel you’re wearing and begins to single-handedly pop them open only to find you’re not wearing anything underneath. He groans once more. “Or I can make you feel good. S’your choice, baby.”
You gasp as he nips at your chin and starts trailing his lips lower, peppering kisses down the length of your body. Heat blossoms in your lower belly as he settles himself between your thighs. Hooking both arms around them, he nibbles at the soft spot that is right below your navel, the spot you hate, but he adores. Having a child had changed your body and while you two seldom had time to yourselves to do anything of this nature, when you did find time, he never failed to make you feel like you were still just as beautiful to him, if not a thousand times more.
“Fuck,” you whimper. “Please, Joel.”
“Please what, sweetheart? What do you want?”
His voice is low, husky.
Your hands reach down and tangle in his curls.
“Your mouth, Joel. Please. I need your—”
The sound of a teeny knock at the door makes you both freeze on the spot.
“You heard that, right?” you ask him breathlessly.
There’s a second teeny knock.
It’s then followed by an even teenier voice.
“Mommy? Daddy?”
“Fuck,” Joel hisses, scrambling off the bed. “What the hell is she doin’ out of bed?” Picking his t-shirt up from the floor, he quickly throws it on, ignoring that he’d put it on inside out. Watching you as you fumble to button his flannel, he calls, “Just give us one second babygirl, alright? We’ll be right there.”
“I’m decent,” you tell him, getting the last button.
Nodding, Joel opens the bedroom door. His knees protest when he squats down, lowering himself so that he can meet Rosemary’s tearful gaze.
“S’matter, Rosie Posie?” he asks her in a soft voice that he reserves for his girls. “What happened?”
She sniffles. “I—I had a bad dream, daddy.”
You sit on the side of bed and wait patiently.
Joel has it handled. He always has it handled.
He never stopped knowing how to be a father.
“You had a bad dream?” he repeats, frowning.
Rosemary nods, clutching her rabbit to her chest.
A single tear slips down the side of her little face.
Joel reaches out, gingerly wiping it with his finger.
“M’sorry it scared you, babygirl. Tell you what, just for tonight, how about you sleep with me and your mama in our bed? That sound good?” With a small labored grunt, he scoops her into his arms. She is getting heavier and you often tell him it’s not good for his back—he can’t care less. He’ll keep picking her up until the moment his little girl decides she’s a big girl and doesn’t want him to pick her up. Joel carries her over to the bed and sits her on your lap and reminds her, “But this is just for tonight, Rosie Posie. Tomorrow night you’re back in your own big girl bed, alright?”
“Okay,” she nods again and leans against you, tiny shoulders slumping.
“Rosie? What was your dream about?” you ask her gently, wrapping your arms around her. She hardly ever has nightmares—she’s too young to know the world outside the commune’s walls, smart but still too little to understand why she cannot go outside the gates. “What did you dream about, honey?”
She hesitates, then answers, “Monsters.”
“Monsters?” Perplexed, you glance at Joel.
He seems to be just as confused as you are.
“Who did you hear that word from, babygirl?”
“Robbie.”
Your neighbor’s unruly, troublemaker son.
Joel’s jaw clenches slightly. “Thought I told you he ain’t allowed to be around her. The kid is nine, ain’t got no business bein’ around Rosemary. Little brat ain’t nothin’ but a bad influence. He’s always up to no good.” He shakes his head at you. “Said I didn’t want that boy anywhere near our daughter.”
“The kids were out playing in the snow today,” you remember. “He must have been there too. It’s kind of hard to tell who is who when they’re all bundled up and flinging snowballs at each other, Joel.” You shoot him an apologetic look. “Rosie was having a blast playing with everybody—I’m sorry. I suppose I should’ve paid more attention to who was around her.”
He bites back a sigh. He knows it’s not your fault.
Rosie’s too good of a girl, too pure and innocent to know that not everybody is her friend.
“Rosie, what did Robbie say to you?”
Again, the child hesitates.
“He said—he said monsters live outside. They bite people and turn them into monsters too. He said it happened to his daddy.” Rosemary’s eyes flit from you to Joel. “He said it would happen to you, too.”
Your eyes widen in shock. “He said that to you?”
Hands curling into fists, Joel reminds himself now isn’t the time to let his anger take over. “S’not true at all, babygirl.” He reaches over and slides her out of your lap and onto his. Like you, he wants to lie—tell her those monsters she was told about are not real, that they don’t exist. But they do exist and as much as he wishes he could keep her from finding out about all that lies beyond Jackson’s walls, Joel knows that one day, she will. “Listen to me. M’real sorry to hear ‘bout Robbie’s daddy, baby. But I can promise you, that ain’t gonna happen to me.”
She points a chubby finger at you.
“What about mommy?”
“Ain’t gonna happen to her either.”
Rosemary drops her hand, fear clear in her tone as she asks the both of you, “What about me?”
“Of course not,” you say, smoothing back her dark curls. “You’re safe here, honey. As safe as can be.”
Joel nods. “Your mama’s right, darlin’. You’re safe,” he reassured her. “You’re safe and sound.”
“I am?”
He gives her body a warm, gentle squeeze. “Mhm. Always will be. Y’know how I know that, babygirl?”
“How?”
“‘Cause. As long as daddy’s around, he will always protect you,” he promises her. “He’ll never, ever let anythin’ bad happen to you, Rosie. I swear it.” Joel kisses the top of her head, his gaze meeting yours. He murmurs his oath quietly, “On my life.”
Flashing him a small, grateful smile, you reach out and touch his forearm and he places his hand over your own.
“And mommy too?” Rosemary questions him.
“And mommy too.”
“And Ellie?”
“And Ellie,” he nods, firmly. “M’always gonna keep my girls safe. S’long as I’m around, you’re all safe.”
Rosie tiredly snuggles into his chest, yawning.
“What about you, daddy?”
“Huh?”
You squeeze his arm. “Think she’s asking you who is supposed to keep you safe, Joel.”
The little girl nods sleepily. “Yeah. Who?”
“Well.” Joel’s throat bobs nervously. He knows the moment he says what he’s about to say, there’s no going back. Not that he never planned to tell Rosie about her sister, but he’d always imagined doing it when she was older and understood death. “I—uh, I have an angel in the clouds who looks out for me. She watches over me, keeps me safe and sound.”
Rosemary’s curiosity is all that is keeping her from completely passing out in his arms.
“Really? You have an angel?”
Your heart squeezes tightly in your chest. “Joel—”
He lightly shakes his head.
“S’fine sweetheart. I don’t mind tellin’ her.”
Rosie’s fighting to stay awake just a little longer.
“Daddy? What’s your angel’s name?”
Joel answers in the steadiest voice he can muster.
“Her name was—her name is Sarah.”
“Sarah,” she mumbles, her eyes closing. “S’pretty. Your angel has a really pretty name.”
“The prettiest name,” you agree, softly.
Rosie yawns again. “Daddy?”
“What is it, babygirl?”
“Will you tell me stories about Sarah? Please?”
Joel chuckles, rubbing her back. “I sure will. I have plenty of them to tell, Rosie Posie. But not tonight. I’ll save them for tomorrow ni—”
You cut him off “Joel?”
“Yeah?”
“She’s out cold.”
He glances down and sure enough, she’s asleep.
Moments later, the three of you are in bed. Rosie’s in the middle, curled up against Joel’s chest—your chest is pressed against her back but you’re being careful not to sandwich her in too tight in between your bodies.
In a beam of silvery moonlight shining through the bedroom window, you meet Joel’s gaze.
“Thank you,” you whisper.
He chuckles. “For what? Doin’ my job and soothin’ our daughter after a bad dream?”
You smile at him.
“For being so good to her. To me and Ellie.” Lifting a hand, you reach over and cup the side of his face in your palm. “You’re so good to all three of us and I can’t even imagine what we’d do without you.”
Joel turns his face, brushing a kiss into your hand.
“I mean it,” he says, quietly. “S’long as I’m around, you girls will always be safe and sound.”
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after-nine-at-the-oasis ¡ 4 days ago
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Okay back
AAAHHHHH STOPPP their handshake 🥺🥺🥺 that is the cutest thing ever
I know we haven't seen much of them but that's fully got me right there
Ope and we're going with Yusuf lol
Makes sense though xdd
AAAHHHH hi Marjan's parents 🥰🥰🥰 been a while since we've seen you!!
Like since she almost died lol
Ah nice nice :))
OOP 😶💀
WILD XDDD
Poor guy bro was SHOCKED
Okay an interesting start but y'all got this xD
Awww yeah 🥰🥰
They're so sweet :D
Ooop we saying it!!
I know they probably know but you know :))
AAAHHHHH YEAHHH 🥰🥰🥰
Buuut-
Yep xdd there's a but lol
Ahh yeah 😬😬
LOLLL the logistics bit xD y'all are so silly I love you
Okay okay yeah :))
Okayyy cool
Ahhh not a house is the thing xdd
I mean I guess y'all could
Yeah that would make sense glad they're chill with that
Ahh okay xdd
Good for y'all buuuut
Yeeah they're not so sure xD
Yeah fair yk just plans not like current
Yeah there's parks everywhere xD
Yeeeah kids though
I mean you can raise kids in an apartment totally
Okay 4 chillin! That seems like a good number
LOL him like it's open 😶 :) (the apartment xD)
Ooop
Hmmm these "it's just talking"s are feeling suspicious Marj xddd
Yeeeah he agrees
Hmmm
Uh oh y'all 😬
I think Judd's scene goes here but idk
Why yes indeedy it did
Ahh yeah totally /gen
Yayyy :D
But also
Judd 😑😑
You liar. . .
Again it is the disease and it's awful but bro 😭
Still glad they're supportive 😑👏👏
Oope
GASP
OWEN SAW
OWEN SAW ITTTT
HE KNOWS THAT'S A LIE O.O
Uhh ohhhh
Oh crap
Glad that Judd's getting caught but ohhh crap
Yeah it is still great you came though Owen :'))
O.O yep there it is
Oh he's just not even gonna try to come up with an excuse o.o wild okay xD
Honestly through all this Judd hasn't much been one to do that, ngl
Honeyyy :(((
GOSH he's so right but hon 😭😭😭 it must be so so difficult :'(((
I'm so sorry honey <333
Huh?
Did her grandparents take her since Judd started going through all this (even if they didn't know the reason) D:?
OH GOSH
Ohhh honeyyy 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭💔💔❤️❤️
Oh honey I am SO sorry 💔💔💔😭😭 that's freaking heartbreaking :'((
And the worst part is he gets it too 😭 :') (suffering smiley face)
Gosh
Judd :(((((
OOOOPEEE HE HEARD IT O.O!!
W i l d
Uh ohhh 😬😬
Yepp he has been o.o
Maybe not every single day but for a while
And he gets it :((( gosh that's awful
I mean amazing because he's willing to help but it's just awful how this is
Hon D:
?
Ooofghh, the anger
That's so good
Just like, hits
It's an awful thing but xdd
Gosh
Honey :(((
:O IS OWEN GONNA-
YUPPPP OWEN'S GONNA STAY WITH HIM :DDD
Girl does Mateo just own the house now xD
UAAAAGHHHHHHHH "They'll have to go through the both of us" STOPPPPP I AM SO NOT OKAY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️😭
LOSING ITTTTT THAT'S SO GOOD
Gosh I love that :((( 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️🥰
Amazing <333
I love them so much :')))
Awww that sucks :(((
I'm sorry guys D:
WOAH girly that is a long way away o.o
No he's kinda got a point xD
OOP o.o
OOOP O.O
He said yes 😬
Nah yk what fair enough he's right 🥺🥰🥰 he got good reasons :))
Awww honey <33 🥰
I mean I get it honey but :(
OOP
A Y O O.O
FIREFOX OR MOUSE IS W I L D :OOOO
Crazy xDD
Exactly Nancy
Wildddd
Kinda see it but still
Yeah I mean totally Marjan
But are you willing to give him up for it?
Yeah like no honey :((( you LOVE him
For real
Honeyyyy
LOL it got her xD
(okay I feel like Judd's scene definitely already happened so I'll go to that in a second)
Oop call!
Byee guysss
Ooop Owen and Judd staying behind o.o
Yeah probie stuff is a good excuse
"Are you babysitting me in this house too" is WIIILD LOL
Fairrrr enough
Yep go fix that then xD that's something to do
I was wondering if he'd end up having to wrestle with that thing
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rockingego ¡ 1 year ago
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AUGH I HAVE A FANFIC IDEA NOW THIS ISNT FAIR
Imagining like
Netto Enzan and Meiru on a mission, Meiru tagged along because she decided idk
And they get like captured by someone and they re-infect/infect the navis with the dark aura stuff or whatever it was called and then force the operators to cross fuse and they get infected too
And then Laika and Searchman gets put on the case to find and save them
Might not make sense right now but trust me I have a plan
FUCK I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED THE LAST CHAPTER TO SEKAI.EXE AND I HAVE A NEW IDEAAAA THIS IS FAIRRRR
Ever wished we got a cross fused empress meiru?
I wish we got a cross fusion of all the dark navis..
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smolchildlevy ¡ 4 years ago
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More Than Just Friends
Sugawara Koushi x F!Reader
Prompt: “I think I’m falling for you..”
A/N: I saw this prompt and had to write some fluff- so this is a looong one.
Warnings: major fluff, crack
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You and Sugawara have known each other since your first year of high school. Right now, you’re in your third year.
Both of you are really close, telling each other everything. This led to late night FaceTime calls and hanging out after school.
He was in the boy’s volleyball club. You loved the sport, as well as when he would tell you all the things they got into.
You got pretty close with Asahi and Daichi after Suga introduced you to them one time while you were walking out of class during your second year.
This also let you meet Kiyoko as well.
Back then, when you were sitting with them at lunch, they asked you if you wanted to become a second manager of the team.
You accepted, thinking how much fun it would be to hang out with them (especially Suga) everyday. That’s when you met the others on the team later that day.
Now back to today. You were on your way to the gym, late because of school work. When you opened the door, you see four new people.
Everyone was already there, so you were the last one to arrive.
The four boys looked in your direction as you head to where the Daichi and Suga are.
“Hey, sorry I’m late. I got caught up with my last class.”
“It’s understandable, you don’t need to rush.” Suga says smiling at you sweetly.
That smile never failed to give you butterflies every time. Realizing that there were new people there you haven’t seen yet, you ask who they were.
“They’re our new team members!” Daichi explains.
“Ooooh okay, so let’s see what they got!” You smile wide.
Suga loves your enthusiasm.. and your smile (basically everything about you he found endearing).
He grins to himself with a faint blush on his cheeks.
The practice goes by, with you being just as surprised as everyone when you see Hinata’s spike and Kageyama’s sets.
~~~End of Practice~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
While putting everything up, Suga walks up to you after he says his goodbyes to everyone else.
“Hey, Y/N? I have a question.” He asks, hesitantly.
“What’s up?”
“Would you like to come over and hang out? I mean, it’s a Friday so..” he trails off.
“I would love to, Suga!” You say instantly.
“Great!” He beams.
You both head out the gym, side by side.
“Today’s the day..” he thought to himself.
As you approach his house, he goes to unlock it. When the door is open, you grab his hand excitedly and pull him inside.
How heart beats several times faster and his cheeks when to a rose color.
“Let’s go watch [insert favorite horror movie]!” You say while letting go of his hand and sitting on the couch.
“Sure, let me get us some snacks.”
He heads into the kitchen while you set up the movie on his TV.
You hear shuffling coming the kitchen as you get comfy. After a minute, he comes out, snacks in hand. He also had [insert favorite drink] with him since it’s also a drink he loves.
“Wahh! Thank you Suga!”
You eagerly take some snacks and your drink.
“No problem.” He smiles.
He sits next to you, this time more nervous then every other time you came over. The movie starts and you lay back and eat your food.
As it goes on, you get closer and closer to Suga due to being frightened.
No matter how many times you watched the movie, it always scared you. He jolts a little at the sudden contact.
A jump scare you forgot was there came up, and you hugged his arm out of fear.
You’ll be the death of this man- he is nearly flustered. But he didn’t know that you had just realized you did that and you were blushing too.
As the movie ends, you clap your hands together.
“Ahhh, this movie is always just the right amount of scary and funny.” You speak out.
“Agreed.”
“Oh, it’s kinda late now. W-would you want to just sleepover?” Suga asks.
“Wow it is late- might as well then.”
“So do you wanna play card games of something?”
“How about Uno? We haven’t played that in a while huh, Suga?”
“Yeah, you’re right. I’ll go get it.”
“Ok!”
The both of you sit across from each other at a table.
You play a few rounds. Most of it consisted of you two arguing and laughing over having to draw two, or what color it should be.
“Hey! How dare you make me draw four!” You complain.
“Haha, you made me draw six last round! This is my revenge!” He says triumphantly.
“Aha! Take this!” You announced.
“What-“
You set down a reverse and two cancels, then a normal 9 card.
“Uno!”
“No fairrrr” he groaned.
“All’s fair in war and Uno.”
Now, you still have one card left and Suga has two. He sets down a 5 in the color red.
“YES!” You cackled.
You set down your final card and won that round.
“I guess now’s as good of a time as any..” Suga contemplated in his mind.
“Welp, you won.” He sighs in defeat dramatically.
“Yessss.”
“Hey, uh Y/N?”
“Yeah? Are you alright?”
“I am.. I just need to get something off my chest.”
“What’s wrong?” You ask with a worried look painted on your face.
“Oh uh- nothing bad, it’s just..” he trailed off, filled with anxiety.
“Hm?” You urge him on.
“I think I’m falling for you..” He admits, while trying to hide his blush.
You fall silent for a second.
“Y-you are?” You say, still surprised.
“Sorry if that was too sudden I-“
You get up, walk around the table, and stand in front of him. He looks up at you, confused.
His eyes widen in shock when you place your lips on his.
You pull back.
“I feel the same, Suga!” You declared.
Both of you are now blushing messes as you replay the scene in your heads over and over.
“So.. do you want to be my girlfriend?” He spoke.
“I wouldn’t have kissed you if I didn’t.”
“Right.” He laughs.
He gets up and kisses you once more.
Later on, it’s now really late. He asks you if you wanted to go to bed since you looked as tired as he was.
His smile grew wider when you offered to sleep with him. (Not like that- get your mind out the gutter)
You guys cuddled all night, enjoying each other’s embrace.
The next day wakes up before you and so he grabs his phone from the nightstand next to the bed without waking you.
He immediately texts the “Karasuno Volleyboys” groupchat bragging about what went down.
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This is so wholesome I-
Anyways, I’ll be continuing my other series, as well as continuing to make other fics like this :)
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lavendersage ¡ 4 years ago
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herb, milk, cow!! 😊💗
🌿 - answered!
🥛 Milk: What is a food you find comforting when you are sad?
oooohhhh depends on if i’m wanting a meal or a snack!! if i’m hungry enough i’ll go for a nice hot bowl of ramen (i like jin ramen and kimchi ramen!!) or just soup in general tbh. for snacks...i really like fruit with cheese 💚 also a big fan of dark chocolate mmmmm
🐄 Cow: What is one other tumblr blog you really appreciate?
this isn’t fairrrr because i appreciate so many of you 😭😭😭 like...you have no idea. but...i’d say my new friendships with @orchidgoblin and @snackhobi/@celestialjoys have brought me a lot of happiness over the last few months!! 💚💚💚 every day i am amazed that they want to talk to me and i adore them very much!!
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yamithediaperdork ¡ 4 years ago
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Forgotten stories 2: From shadow hunter to Bald cuck (Mortal Instruments)
Alec signed as he was walking back from getting a snack to his room, and spotted jace coming back from his date and in tears. he was also in drenched pants and the stench of the piss someone ruined the taste and smell of his triple decker hogie sandwich. as the blond was home much earlier then expected, one had to assume the wet pants had something to do with it and Alec found himself mentally debating going and seeing what was wrong with the little crybaby or leaving him alone since Jace himself had clearly told him off and said he wasn't jace's daddy anymore. (the two had been in a bondage/ S & M nursery daddy and boi relationship that had amused many of the others but Jace himself had apparently gotten tried of soiling himself in bugling diapers and called it off.) Spotting Alec, jace whined loudly, then rushed over and practically tackled Alec, putting his sobbing face in the brunettes chest and knocking his sandwich to the floor. "No no, it's OK. not like i was gonna eat that." Alec grumbled softly, and then softly patting the sobbing dorks back. "ALEEEEECCC! it was Awful!" jace was sobbing and whimpering, and Alec was certain he was getting boogers all over his favorite shirt. "what happened,, as if i can't tell." Alec said, gently moving them toward his room. if he was going to have to be stuck with the little dork all night he wanted it in his room which had enchantments to cut down on the smell of certain things..which had proven useful when he let jace sleep in his room. (he'd also had enchantments put in Jaces room that amplify the effect of those same smells, meaning Jace's room could at times smell like a diaper pail.)
as the big baby calmed down enough he became to tell Alec how he'd met up with a boy from a bar, and they went and saw a movie together (Elmo vs. the teletubbies, part three) and the guy assumed that jace was just being quirky with the movie choice. After the movie they'd gone and picked up a 12 pack of bud, and then had gone back to the guys apartment for a quick little make out session before the main event. (alec had pointed out that Jace KNOWS that beer just goes right though him and due to his angel blood doesn't get him drunk, but Jace had just whined that he didn't wanna be rude.) sitting on the worn leather coach that the date had bragged was inherited from his grandfather, jace had felt himself getting crazy hot in the loins for the cutie, only to realize that he was getting hot, because he was starting to soak himself.
"So then the guy freaked out and yelled at me and called me a stupid diaper baby, so I smashed a beer bottle and cut up that stupid crotch and came home!" jace finished and sniffled, in just his soaked undies now and rubbing a eye as alec stripped him. "...well that was rude." alec said. "I know right? Like it was my fa-" "let me rephrase that. you were a naughty little boy who's in for it now,!" Alec said. "W-what!? But he yelled at ME!" "For pissing yourself like a god damn baby, yeah, and somehow you think he's in the wrong? you're gonna get put in proper clothing for a little spaz like you, then you're going to go over to his place with me and say sorry!" Jace huffed at that and stooped a foot, crossing his arms. "Not gonna and you can't make me!" Alec rolled his eyes at that and just reached for the hair brush as Jace's look of defiance turned to one of terror and the back of his undies, already piss stained, bloated out and a faint smell of shit filled the room. "...you know a cow could drop a deuce in here and the enchantments would cover it up? what the fuck have you been eating?" Alec asked. "...I like grilled cheese sandwiches but they don't like me." Jace whined. "..let's get you cleaned up, and dressed and then we'll visit this poor guy." "well uh..i don't remember his name. or where he lived.. or what he looked like!" Jace lied quickly. "I'm sure it'll all come back to you after a few minutes over my knee." "..Um..I uh..gosh it must of been a memory charm and somehow being back here cleared my head! I can tell you everything!" "amazing how that works. you're still getting a spanking for being a brat." "But thats not fairrrr!"
one quick and efficient shower later, Jace was being dried off by Alec and looking nervously at the hair brush and noming on a edge of the towel that was on his head. "Do..Do you hafa use the brush?" Jace finally asked, even though his cock was standing out at all 6 inches of it's stiff glory. "would you prefer I use the studded paddle? or got a wooden spoon?" Alec asked, noting with a smirk that despite the tremble and look of fear in the big babies eyes, and the fear in his voice.. jace's cock was twitching and drooling. "Nooo! Just your hand!" the Blond baby whined. "Hmmm..I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a hand spanking, but when we go you wear that pretty purple dress Isabelle got you. if you take the brush, sailor shorts and a sailor top with the hat. and if you take the paddle, Shortalls." Alec said with a smirk. "...I really hate you sometimes." "keeps our relationship interesting." Alec agreed. "ngggh..Not a freaking sissy.." Jace whined then looked thoughtful. "Make up your mind soon or you'll get both the brush and paddle, and then I'll put you in the dress." Alec said after 20 seconds. "Ah! Paddle!" the little diaper baby whined., then covered his mouth. smirking and tugging the whiny diaper bitch in for a forehead kissed, Alec chuckled. "no take backs."
before the spanking started, Alec made jace sit on a training potty (shaped like duck just to piss the little guy off) and used a spell to ensure that jace's bladder and bowels were cleared out before the spanking. he could always after all refill the brats guts, but this helped keep him from pissing all over the place or shitting everywhere. (the potty had been bought after the first spanking, so Alec knew what he was talking about.) with the sluices cleared so to speak, and Jace almost squirting out his loser milk five times as alec wiped his hole and cock clean, the blond brat was over his daddy doms lap. "...you know..you should go easy on me with the spanking." jace tried. "Oh?" Alec asked, tapping the paddle on the blonds bubble butt. "Y-yeah! see, you made me a helpless pants wetter so all of this tonight is kinda your fault." "mhmm..who begged who to spank them and put them in thick diapers where they belonged to start all of this?" alec asked. "...just saying is all." Jace huffed and closed his eyes. "well i predict the next thing you say is 'owwww daddy please spank me harder!'" alec smirked and brought the paddle down hard. and wouldn't you know it? He was right.
even with the ribbons he had tied around Jace's cock to keep the little bitch from spurting during his spanking, there was a puddle of pre on the floor that jace was currently laping up while on all fours, sobbing and moaning as he kept reaching behind himself to squeeze and fondle his tormented cheeks. Daddy meanwhile was laying out 4 thick diapers and then picking out a light tan pair of short all's and a white diaper shirt to go with. there was also a pair of white socks and a pair of tan sneakers,and to finish off the look there was a tan pacifier. "you better keep your cock under control brat or I'll bring out the clippers again." alec warned as he noted that Jace had been trying to low key work some of the ribbons off so he could FINALLY spurt out his load, his balls looking rather heavy and full. "Buh..but..I hate the head shaving!"  Jace whined and pouted. "...according to you you hate all of this and yet here we are. though if you think about it. going up to a guy who was ready to fuck you..diapered." whimper. "Dressed like a toddler." Louder whimper. "and with your cuck diaper baby hair cu-" was as far as Alec got as jace cried out and fired out streams of cum, howling in frustration as the ribbons kept him for getting the full benefit and when he went to reach down and stroke himself Alec was quickly there, holding his hands behind his back and kissing Jace's neck. "you're gonna look cute as a cue ball." he chuckled. "A-asshole." jace whined.
the hair cut hadn't taken too long, and jace whined and sobbed as his long blond locked were shaved off all while daddy hummed happy tunes. the big baby was in just his diapers as daddy didn't want the hair getting all over his other clothes, but kept mentioning how itchy and irritated the shaving was going to leave the boy alll night long and would playfully pinch and tease jace's nipples while bringing such facts up. after getting his head bald as a melon, and making Jace wave bye bye to his hair before he flushed it down the toilet, Alec had then gotten the big baby dressed up and put a little curse on the pacifier that Jace could only remove it from his mouth with permission from daddy, or if someone else removed it for him. with the oversized nipple pressing down on jace's touge this meant that A) the former blond, now cue ball was blissfully quiet for a change and B) was a very drooly baby as Jace got out the seasume street themed toddler leash and got it attached to jace. "Don't worry though buddy.. if you get soo red faced and humiliated that you end up cumming again, this time daddy won't punish you. he'll just point it out to everyoneeeee." alec promised and rubbed the top of jace's head. "Man, you craving grapefruit too or just me?" he asked, making the poor baby bitch look in the mirror. jace just drooled and sulked. 'Jesus Christ. lex luthor likely has more hair then me now.'
heading out onto the streets, it was late enough that they didn't run into alot of people, though those that they did either stared and laughed, or who muttered about freaks. they did have the misfortune to go by a pack of vampires who took one look at the ex blond shadow hunter who loved to torment them and they all burst out laughing, giving the pair safe passage as they joked that they didn't hurt widdle babies. getting to the apartment block with jason (the Scottish boy that jace had been flirting with lived,) jace whined and mumbled around the paci, or tried to and just made more spittle go down his chin and add to the damp stain on the front of his shortalls. "huh..maybe next time I'll add a drool bib." Alec chuckled and then buzzed Jason's apartment. "Don't even think about trying to run. the same curse i put on your paci? i put on your diapers. unless you wanna be stuck in the same diapers for a week.." Alec trailed off and jace whined..but stopped trying to pull away. "Hello?" came a voice over the intercom and alec put up a finger for jace to stay silent, not that the big baby could talk right now. "Hi, is this jason Moonshore?" alec asked. "aye, what be it to you?" came the boys voice. "I have someone here who wants to say sorry for eailer tonight, and is going pay for the damages to your furniture." alec said. "...who's this and what makes you think i want that crazy bugger back up in here?" jason asked, his voice filled with hostitly. "I'm his Daddy dom, and trust me, you'll never forgive yourself if you don't at least see this." alec said. "look, there's 100 bucks in cash in it for you, taken from baby jace's own private little fund he was saving away to use on a trip to Disneyland." alec added as jace went wide eyed. that motherfucker had gone into his room and musta broken up mr.oinky, his piggy bank! DICK MOVE! "...aye just know I'ma regret this." the scot said after about 15 seconds of silence and buzzed them in.
As jason opened his door he took one look at jace and burst out laughing, and shaking his head. "git off, this is some damn yank prank show is it?" he asked, poking his head out into the halls to look for cameras. "nope. just a total diaper wearing bottom bitch and the poor sucker who puts up with him. may we come in?" Alec asked. "I suppose so.." Jason said and looked down at the puffy waist of jace. "aye doubt he'll be leaking anymore in here t'night." he added with a grin and stepped aside. though as jace waddled past, eyes filling with tears and looking down at the carpet he handled off and swatted the big baby's puffy backside. "aye could get used to that." he mused. "Noted. I'm always looking for babysitters. " alec laughed. Popping the pacifier out of Jace's mouth alec smiled at the bald baby, and nodded to jason. "Is there something you'd like to say little man?" "...I'm sowwy fer making tinkles on yer couch den being a bwat." jace said babishly, then looked confused for a second before realizing that alec must of had a baby talk curse on the pacifire as well. "Pffft...Bwhahahaha! Oh god! this totally makes up for the pissy couch. and as long as ya fix it up, yer forgiven." Jason said and then patted the bald babies head. "Fank ku! Dada, I's said sowwy, we go home now?" jace asked, his cock throbbing in his diapers even as he was mortified. "Hmmm I dunno..I think we owe Jason a evening of hot steamy sex still. well, those of us who can control ourselfs." alec smirked. "aye, I was promised a night in paradise. and ye be looking mighty fine." the scot said and smiled at alec. "But..but what 'bot me!?" jace mewed and whined. "..do you have any toys or something the baby can play with while we fuck?" alec asked.
And so the night where Jace was gonna show that he could be a mature young man and not a little diaper baby ended with him sitting on the living room floor of the man he had intended to top, dressed like a toddler and making tinkles and poo's poo's in his diapers while playing with action figures..all while forced to listen to his daddy and new daddy moan and cry out as they fucked hard in the master bedroom.
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celesecretsanta ¡ 5 years ago
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@froggystyles : hello, hello, hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💛💖💞🥰🌞🌙💘🌻🌿💝💖❣🍉💞⭐🎇💓🍒
jdshk to be fairrrr, i could be in a completely different timezone, buuut the truth is it was around 5am i sent it :/ askjdhk yes, that'd be an ICONIC look on crowley
oh yeah, it is solo work which makes it. Different. ah, yes falling. really. punches you in the gut. and calls you out. and we jst. let him huh. i think it resonates w/ me bc. i've changed so much in the past 5yrs and i don't love the person i;m becoming?? i mean, i don't hate myself, it's more, i'm accepting of things i shouldn't be accepting of and idk . much 2 think abt!
hey well, if you have the power to make what you write abt yourself come true, write positive stuff and see what happens! (also: do you have a diary/journal that you write in daily? i wrote religiously 5th-8th grade and in 9th grade, i stopped. kinda wanna get back on it, but i can never stay consistent :/)
ahh okay, so basically it's a tv show remake of the musical?? idk . it's on disney+ & i my bi ass love the characters with my whole heART
hmmm that's if i ever get around to writing smth hdsfkj but! when i do, i'll definitely share w/ you :') it's more original work than an au (but! y'know how louis's the sun and harry's the moon? well. the main couple in mine are wlws & one's middle name is solange (means sun) & the other's mahina (means moon) so.. hl are my inspo as well)
i think . we feel more true to ourselves bc our lesbian mother, the moon, is out and ready to love us. just a theory sdkjfh
ooH, so you're more like an only child.. validish.sdfkj and yes, that is a big age difference. i have three younger sisters with a 2yr / 6yr / 8 yr age diff so we're pretty close (*however: i fell asleep during the maze runner and my sisters left me. on the living room floor . to wake up with an 90y/o back . is that "close" .)
ahsdkjfhk i can only do and just barely do math. i'm learning to drive rn bc my permit expires in april rip and i Hate it. i've tried cooking and it's alright?? i just don't have the patience for it
TUNAAA it's just that i used to love tuna and have good memories attached to it and jst . haven't had it in ages. wellll, i've have tuna subs from subway, but that Doesn't Count
oH praar is a beautiful name!! i'm sending my love right back to them 💛💝 nahh, that's only for winter. fall, spring, and summer, my bed's a mess
ahHH YES, they're soft and in Love and [interviewer voice] that's beautiful, harry reading fics tbh is all like 'damn i wish that were me.jpg'
HE REALLY DOES!! he's come a Long Way and i'm very proud of that, but thinking abt how ppl fixate on one (1) bad thing makes me very, very angry
omggg, 2016!! that was . a Trip, to say the least . anD NOOAFSHDKJ @ 2015 you
my friends made me watch the wymb music video at the end of 4th grade (so summer 2012) and it was Downhill from theredskjfh but no, so i knew of their existence and everything but loWkey, i only liked them bc my friends did. also i had like. google alerts set up so i knew all the Drama oof. also. tragicallyyyy i shipped elouno (10y/o me thought she was pretty ok) in 2016 though, i watched The One fimq video and sold my soul & sanity to the devil as i became the biggest larrie
oH RTTTT i went to college early bc i was ""smart"" and now . everything sucks bc i'm not the person i thought i was and i feel myself burning out but i don't care enough to Care y'know . but!! day by day, right! we just have to sit. and reflect. and change a little something each day to be the better person
💘🌻❤✨💞
yes!!! books have a way of transporting you away from reality. most times i feel like i am watching life zoom by me and that i'm living on autopilot and i don't know how to take back control? i guess we both have ''much 2 think abt!''
odaat!!!! i love that show omg, so glad it was picked up. and yeah, i think that since we are jUst getting rep, it isn't going to be super relatable for everyone. when i was younger, i latched on to any and every desi person, no matter how toxic/bad the rep was lol. i rmbr rlly liking ravi from jessie . rn, i really like skam for rep tbh
babe you knowing that you were who you needed early on is amazing. i know you'll time will come, you just have to take it ahah . one day at a time .
and this has to be my fave quote abt reading: “I have lived a thousand lives and I’ve loved a thousand loves. I’ve walked on distant worlds and seen the end of time. Because I read.” --George R.R. Martin
life comes at you quick huh . my room doesn't feel mine oops, but!! i really want to hang up pictures in mine, fill up the walls with love and whatnot
okay! so! do you listen to music for the melody or the lyrics? some fics/books you'd rec?
last notes: m listeing to lorde rn and thinking of you :')
may life be softer, ✨
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albuspottrss ¡ 5 years ago
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Hpcc part two recap from January Third
The scorpion king spends a lot of time anxiously fiddling with his robes, he doesn’t know what to do with himself :(
Craig!Karl did an excellent high kick as he ran over to the scorpion king (probs to try and impress him ;))
Luke!Yann was making intense eye contact with the scorpion king as he checked whether they were ;) still ;) on ;) for ;) tonight
Yann and Karl do a very enthusiastic chant on “VOLDEMORT”
Lola!Polly pointing out as she spelt f a c t and then doing a very dramatic hair flick
“Taking to the ball” Lola was bobbing up and down like an excited penguin
“Oh Potter” was followed by the loudest “eurghhhhhh” ever like she was genuinely disgusted
“The future is ours to make” she waved her hands in the air and did a dramatic little squeal
As the staircases went off Lola!Polly collapsed down on the stairs and fanned herself after her moment with the scorpion king
The scene in Dracos office is always super super intense with Jon!Scorpius. He gets worked up very quickly, he simply cannot believe his father would be responsible for all these cruel things and he’s learnt to not bottle up how he feels anymore and he just explodes- very similarly to the library scene :(
After getting his head slammed on the table Jon kinda stays there sobbing for a bit, he’s so broken at this awful world he’s found himself in
Draco finds himself crying and fiddling with his wedding ring at the mention of Astoria and hurridly busys himself with tidying his desk as a distraction
Both of the boys were incredibly emotional and crying as they spoke about Scorpius’s mother 🥺
Draco comes to give his son a reassuring tap on the chest, but Scorpius fully flinches himself away from him, he is so scarred by the violent way his father treated him moments ago and doesn’t feel safe
When Jon mentions Albus he got all choked up on the line “my best friend” as if he knew that it was very likely he wouldn’t ever get to see him again
When Hermione whipped her wand out at him Scorpius was so panicked and fell to the floor in terror, he’s so scared and as Hermione is on top of him he lies there shaking and twitching his foot, he’s so scared of the pain that might be inflicted on him :( - which makes the torture scene and the crucios later on so much worse
Scorpius tried to point out to Ron that his wands the wrong way round
I cannot remember for the life of me what was going on here but I have in my notes “Tom reaching out his hands and jazz handing at the dementors” and I felt like that needed to be shared
Scorpius took the biggest gulp before going into the lake, he knows the fate of the world relies on him
I adore how excited Dombus is about seeing a mermaid and then he dramatically re-enacts the ‘pincers’ and flails his arms around dramatically
The lake hug is one of the cutest hugs ever they’re both just so happy to see each other and hug so tight 🥺
Jon whacked the tie into the pool with such force it splashed Dom so hard
Draco imitates the awkward way Scorpius says ‘hello dad’ so sassily with a little wave
Dombus tries so hard to pretend like he’s got no idea what the time turner is - he’s not a good liar ;)
In trouble again! Had some great moments including but not limited to Luke!Yannns iconic staircase cartwheel parkour display, and Rayxia shouting at Ronnie to “go that wayyyyy”
Draco is such a little suck up to Mcgonagall, he sticks his hand up and proudly says “seems fairrrr” he can’t help himself but be a teachers pet
On the stairs when RGW finds out she didn’t exist Ryan!James does the most reassuring shoulder pat, we stan supportive cousins
Doms reply of “no” after the are you okay is so broken and hurt and lost
Albus is properly snuggled up in the slytherin dorm scene, until Scorpius crawls out of bed and gets right round in his face to shout and wake him up
“Malfoy the unanxious” Jon puts his hands on his hips and looks so proud of himself 🥺
“I’m not sure being fearless is good for your health” on fearless Dom mocked Scorpius’s confident movements and it’s the cutest thing
Jon then sat down on the bed next to Albus as they had their little heart to heart, and Scorpius kept hugging his knees, there was a lot of touching going on here between the boys too
Albus tucks himself back into bed, ready for a good nights sleep before Scorpius ruins that chance
Ronnie!Cbj looked so worried when he realised scorbus were missing, we stan one prefect in training, he gave a determined nod at his orders from Minnie G and ran off as fast as he could
The owlery Scorpius drapes his legs down the stairs and has his hand resting right behind Albus leaning in super close
“A much underestimated part of modern witchcraft”- Scorpius then gave Albus a little nudge and it was super cute
Dombus gets very emotional when describing what the dark au was like :(( he thinks it’s all his fault
Scorpius was crouching as far away from Delphi as possible he was clearly very frightened of her :((
Michelle!Hermione was blushing so hard at the “I bloody love you” and giggling like a little girl as she tapped on Tom!Rons chest
Joward!Draco was full on shaking his head at Rons revelation of Albus and his ‘older girlfriend’ like he knew it couldn’t be true since it’s clear Albus is in love with his own son
After Ron messes up Scorpius’s name and calls him “scrupius” Joward angrily shouted “SCORPI” But got cut off before he could say scorpius and just ended up venting out scorpi and it was very sweet
Scorpius flinched as soon as the wand was pointed at him :(((
After Delphi turns to Scorpius, Albus screamed “NO, no PLEASE NO”
Dombus charges forward at Delphi on the first crucio, hes so desperate to try and save his friend, and when he gets stopped he writhes on the floor in pain but trying to get up and save Scorp
Jon collapses on the floor completly broken after the first crucio, everytime a wand had been pulled at him since the dark au hes flinched, afraid at what awful spell will come out of the wand- I think this is because he’s always been so enfatuated with magic, he loves it and all the clever ways it can be used to help people, but then he sees the horrors it can cause in the dark world and truly appreciates how the awful things it can do, and everytime a wand gets drawn on him he’s terrified, if he could use those awful spells in a situation like that then surely anyone could, and then it finally happens, hes tortured and it breaks him because he knows that another version of himself was using it on innocent people
Before the maze Luke was giving the biggest cheers and Gordon was waving his slytherin scarf around like a windmill
Act Four
In the second EGM there were several shouts of “SHAME” and “ridiculous!”
When Ron stepped up to defend his friends but said he had no idea what was going on everyone clapped
Scorpius nearly started tearing up when they mentioned Ceeby :(
Albus grabbed Scorpius’s hand (once again) to drag him along to godrics hollow :))
Lola waved at Luke after they put the pumpkins down and they did the biggest grin at each other and swunggggg their hands together as they exited :))
When hiding from bathilda bagshot Albus ran the furthest I’ve ever seen him run and had absolutely nowhere to hide so just stood by the wall at the front of the stage with his arms crossed and his head down trying his best to not look toooo suspicious (hint: it didn’t work)
Whilst watching his grandparents, Albus and Scorpius were stood super close together, Albus so happy he’s seeing his grandparents, Scorpius wanting to be as close to Albus as possible to make sure he’s okay
Both of the adorable little nerds were jumping up and down after seeing Bathilda Bagshot
Jamie!Harry is still sobbing over his interaction with Dumbledore and awkwardly turns away when Draco walks in because he doesn’t want to show how vulnerable he really is and puts on a brave face to the world
Joward!Dracos awkward laugh at this office will soon be mine is everything. “Hahahahah. Ha.”
Draco was getting very emotinal about Astoria and the blood malediction
Audience: all decide that this is the perfect moment to have a coughing fit
Albus speaks of his grandma with so much admiration and love
Scorbus are so excited about their plans, Dom grabbed Jons shoulders in pure excitement before realising it wouldn’t work
They both mime out the cot and standing over the baby and when Albus shouts “helpppppppp” dead seriously, he started jazz handing before they both collapsed into laughter at how stupid it was
If you’ve seen Doms Albus you’ll know what I’m on about but the pause after Scorpius says “I’d choose you” hes sooooo touched, and so happy about it that he’s literally speechless, and then he starts to open his mouth to say, ‘I’d choose you too” but then in true awkward Albus style he panics last minute and makes the joke about it but it’s so cute and you can see Scorpius knows that he would choose him too
Jon!Scorp listens so intensely to what Albus has to say, even when he has no idea what is going on, he wants to support him and bounces up and down with Albus because he knows he’s super clever and just needs the encouragement!
Tom!Ron leaning in for a hug after the “you’ve got really nice hair Draco” and Joward being super sassy and turning away
Scorpius ran away from Draco when he came towards him, he’s still haunted by the dark world :(
But then they leaned in for the hug and it lasted foreverrrrr neither of them wanted to let go and when they finally broke apart Joward started holding Jons cheeks 🥺
Albus and Ginny’s hug was super cute as always and then Albus kept his arm wrapped around ginny long after she broke apart
Susie and Jamie are the perfect Hinny, in the church they have a beautiful heart to heart and the they lean in together so that their foreheads are touching and it’s the cutest thing ever
Scorpius is glowing after being referred to as like Hermione, it means so much to him to be referred to the girl who was “the brightest witch of her age” and the current minister for magic
Scorpius does not want his dad to volunteer to be voldemort he’s shaking his head and trying to protect him in case something goes wrong and he loses the last member of his only family :(
After the suggestion of ‘zaPping” Delphi, Draco makes zapping hand actions before he can stop himself and then looks at his hands in absolute disgust
Albus steps in front of his dad when Draco makes a comment, he’s so desperate to protect him
There was a lot of reassuring holding going on with Scorbus as Albus watches his dad turn into voldemort :(
When Ron and Scorpius are looking out for Delphi, they were having a conversation and then Jon made binoculars with his hands to mime his being on the lookout
Dombus takes Harry’s wand away during Lily and James and just holds Jamie’s hand 🥺
Draco was stroking Scorpius’s head :((
Yolly did another hand hold as they walked across the stage and Lola!Polly was giggling :))
Jon says “oh yeah right” after the mention of Rose after their hug so quickly and confused, Rose is literally the last thing on Scorpius’s mind right then bless him
Jamie!Harry did a large shudder before muttering out “pigeons!!”
Jamie!Harry did the biggest laugh at Albus’s pigeon racing joke and it was reallyyyyy sweet
And that’s it on my notes there but I hope it managed to give you some dombus and scone feels and plenty of scorbus 🥺💚 cast four are really something special and I loveeee writing about them so sorry these notes are rather long haha :)
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miikoos ¡ 3 years ago
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hi senny!! im so proud of you for reaching 50 followers <33 ill be here waiting for the 500!!
for your event :O i, mercury bestest planet (they/it) would like to bring my darling bokuto kōtarō with me to your lovely place! me and kō's theme song is probably home by edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros (i linked my favourite cover).
i would appreciate a drabble! thank you senny <3 i love you forever
looks like MERCURY has arrived !
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welcome to the arcade, mercury and bokuto !
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he's absolutely INFATUATED by you
he loves your smile, and will do anything to see it!
you smiled at someone's puppy? be prepared for at least 7 pictures of puppies daily (if not hourly)
he finds your voice relaxing, whether you're talking, singing, or humming
his favourite moments with you aren't nessecarily big and bold, some of the most precious ones are where you're cuddled up together and watching a cheesy rom-com
he LOVES showing you off to the team! if you're not there in person, he brags about you and shows them the latest pictures of the two of you
sometimes he gets insecure because he knows he's not the best at reading emotional cues, so little gestures like surprise kisses and random compliments go a long way <3
your song: loverboy by a-wall
"meeeerr!" bokuto whined. you smiled and looked at him, raising an eyebrow. "what's wrong, ko?" you asked. he pouted and crossed his arms. "it's not fairrrr! you're too good at these games, and i haven't even won you one thing!" he said, gesturing to all of the arcade machines. you laughed and pecked his cheek. "how about this... every time i win, you owe me a kiss, and every time you win, i owe you one?" you asked. bokuto thought for a second, realising it was a win-win situation. he instantly perked up, dragging you to the air hockey table. "let's start playing then!! we have loads of tokens to spend!!"
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leonbastralle ¡ 7 years ago
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Someone come help me come up with a few...or no pls help me with uni work instead.
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ok but like same girl
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FLOWER CHIIIIIIILD ❤��
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ALSO YASSSS FLOWERS
IKR I think I wanna keep doing that but it was less weird in a foreign country where I look like a dumb tourist anyway
cosysimmer replied to your post “This is so late and it’s not even Sunday”
WHY R U SO CUTE IT ISNT FAIRRRR
I only think I’m cute 20% of the time and the rest of the time I am disgusted by my reflection, so I think it’s quite fair xD
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Their kids are too perfect give me them
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Okay well I love her too
I know! The Miracle kids are something special. You can’t help but love them all ;_;
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What a pure child :)
I’m glad there is another! I really am done now tho.
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aww my heart ♥
tots in ts4 give me so many feels man ;_; tots in general, but 4 has such great animations!
smillingsection replied to your photoset “I’m not crying, you are.”
they're all so beautiful
and so grown up!! It’s crazy!
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so cute!!!!
They always make me happy ;_;
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I always enjoy your stuff just sometimes when i'm feeling down, I won't leave comments
hey I didn’t say you have to ;) I’m happy when you do, but I know when you don’t it’s not because you don’t like it! I know it can be difficult ;_;
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I feel that way so many times! It happens when i finish a book I love
it doesn’t always happen tho, I can love books without them becoming my entire world, which is a bit more convenient XD but aghhhhh I wish I could read all my good books for the first time again...is that weird? That’s probably weird.
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😀 😀 😀
so this is how She Returns with her emojis xD welcome back Daria!
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ah that’s fairrrr. I sometimes wonder if I should’ve just left EtF where it was as a like... trial run story-thing, but like. it wasn’t exactly the first and also we’re here now.
I get that! Sometimes names having meanings for the characters are good. fun little extra depth. It’s just apparently the thing that will tangle me trying to make it make sense. Like why their parents named them that? And sometimes, you know, the meaning doesn’t have to come into that, but sometimes it’s just... wildly on the nose like... did the parents prophecy this. Did they see it coming. (Remus Lupin annoys me for this exact reason. Like they were asking for him to be a werewolf)
 My naming is all over the place lmao. So like my early stuff is typical Fantasy Syllables Because They Sound Rad never mind the spelling that I occasionally stick meanings on. Ifernia Fiarer is uh. absolutely butchering fire words bc she’s phoenix. The early werecreatures I tangled meanings for bc they were based on me ‘n’ my friends (originally it was going to be like dumb comic strip shenanigans of adventures. and then I realised I don’t have the patience to draw, so that fell away) so I just stole our name meanings and translated them again
 Now I mostly see what Vibes with sounds ‘n’ that. I have waves of characters who begin with ‘A’ and then ‘K’ haha, n I rarely look at name meanings unless I’m
7 and 15 of the writer's asks?
7: What was the first novel you ever tried to write? If you’ve never tried to write a novel, then what was the first story you ever wrote?
Well it wasn't exactly a novel, but the first (original) story I ever wrote was a romance, about a boy moving to a new city, who falls in love with a friend he made there. I like the story a lot, but it's unfinished....
15: How do you name settings/characters?
As for characters: with a lot of thought and a baby naming website xD I need very long to pick names, they need to sound nice or have a nice meaning (preferably both!)
And settings: I don't. Seriously, I suck so much at naming locations that I just... don't do it. (So if anyone has any tips, go ahead and let me know ^^)
Thanks for the ask! 💙
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