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watched a cm women edit so good it nearly brought me to tears (i'm so fucking gay like i need a girlfriend so so so so so so so so so bad)
#. >> mari says shit !#like oh my god#oh my god#bro oh my god#if i dont get a gf this semester i might go a little crazy#LIKE I WANT TO LET THINGS JUST HAPPEN#but also i want to get a girlfriend#i don't know if i'm in the right place exactly#maybe i should ask my therapist for help tomorrow#because like#idk i guess i'm not sure what i want#and i don't want to pursue someone just for the sake of dating#and not for the sake of actually liking someone#because that's not fairrrr to them or me#but like i don't think it's a bad thing to actively seek out someone to date either obviously#i should try asking someone out this semester#just to see what happens#put myself out there#get used to rejection if it happens#or actually maybe start something lovely if i don't get rejected#idk we'll see#this post was supposed to be about hot criminal minds women#and turned into therapy talk LOL
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Somewhere in Panem with the victors the 74th year
Katniss climbing the tree
Gloss: Really Haymitch, this is the girl that got an 11 as a training score??
Cato falls
Haymitch: At least she got up the fuckin tree.
Cashmere: Itâs fine someone else will get her.
None if the carriers climbing
Enobaria: You gotta be kidding me.
Johanna and Finnick join on the couch
Johanna: Even Finnickâs kids could climb a fucking tree,
Finnick hiding laughter
Brutus: At least our kids made it past the blood bath, canât say the same for either of yours.
Johanna: I bet you wish theyâd kept one of mine around right about now.
Gloss: its fine, sheâs a sitting duck, they can just shoot her, its not like she can dodge it, or move.
Glimmer misses shot
Haymitch: Did that girl ever hit any target with her arrow? Because mine did.
Cashmere: We told her to grab a short distance weapon, she has no aim.
Enobaria: thatâs embarrassing, for the careers. Cato will get her, he doesnât miss.
Cato fires arrow and misses
Brutus: Oh my god, I canât watch this, im getting second hand embarrassment.
Haymitch: Can none of your kids climb a tree???
Cashmere: I guess not.
Marvel throws spear and misses
Finnick: None of them can aim either, this is just sad
Peeta: lets wait her out, she has to come down at some point.
Haymitch laughing hysterically,
Some time later
Katniss starting to cut down tracker jackers
Gloss: Did all our kids seriously fall asleep,
Cashmere rubbing her temples: Yea, they did
Johanna: Who sleeps that heavily in the arena??? Shes making so much noise how are they not awake?
Enobaria: Sheâs gonna die from those jackers before that nest falls,
Nest falls and careers scatter
Brutus: I need another drink,
Glimmer dies
Johanna: HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING YOUR CAREER BE TAKEN OUT BY THE DISTRICT 12 GIRL!
Cashmere: no comment,
Some more time later
Katniss plots with rue to blow up food
Gloss: they arenât gonna fall for that.
They fall for it
Haymitch: you were saying?
Enobaria: This year sucks
Katniss kills Marvel
Johanna (drunk) : HAH BOTH OF YOUR TRIBUTES TAKEN OUT BY THE 12 GIRL!
Gloss: Ok im leaving now.
Cashmere: yea i think im also gonna head outâŚ
Johanna (drunk): LOOSERS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Finnick: ok Jo, come on, thatâs enough for you,
Takes her alcohol
Johanna: no fairrrr, you never take Haymitchâs alcohol
Haymitch: he knows not to mess with me
Finnick: Every time you get drunk, you end up in a fist fight, or breaking something, or both, Haymitch just passes out.
Johanna: OH WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT LETS FIGHT!
Finnick picks Jo up and carries her to the elevator as she continues screaming and fighting
Haymitch to Brutus and Enobaria: Haha, your tributes arent as cool as mineeee,
Brutus: at least our girl doesnât look like she wants to vomit getting close to her supposed lover.
Finnick returns
Enobaria: that was fast?
Finnick: I locked her in her bathroom,
Haymitch: Didnât she just break down the door last time?
Finnick: I handcuffed one of her hands to the pipes and the other to the door.
Elevator doors open revealing Johanna, drenched in water, still handcuffed to a pipe, and the door.
Finnick: I give up. *sits down*
Brutus: what the fuck is wrong with you.
Both Finnick and Jo simultaneously: A lot.
#the hunger games#fanfic#hunger games#incorrect hunger games quotes#thg incorrect quotes#incorrect hg quotes#finnick odair#johanna mason#brutus#enobaria#haymitch abernathy#katniss#clove kentwell#cato hadley#74th hunger games#gloss#cashmere#marvel#glimmer#somewhere in panem
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I don't super have very specific questions rn but just in general is Cala's dynamics with Q and Sam always just hatred or do they ever get to interact in anyway positively? (If not, fairrrr those two are bastards and don't deserve Cala being nice to them ever uwu)
Also how does Cala interact with revived!dream? I feel like you've probably talked about this but I honestly don't remember
Wait and actually how do Cala and Dre 'get together'? Is it just like slow building of friendship and closeness and then deciding "hey this is kinda romantic right" or is there like a specific moment
I hope those are ok questions lol brain is not at 100% rn
Oooo I love these questions- I canât sleep so Iâll answer them â also same brain is very low tonight HDHDJD
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1. Cala with Sam and Q is extremely.. mixed. Honestly one of the most mixed out of my AUs to be honest. They do have positive interactions! In the beginning itâs actually neutral-positive since they both see sheâs a new person and they want to know after Glatt basically said he found her around. It kinda.. dips afterwards. Cala is what I like to call a chameleon- she kinda blends in with the crowd when she needs to be very easily because sheâs masked for so long. This causes Sam and Q to kinda be on edge about her actually- they think she has a secret motive or two faced when in reality Cala is just doing her best to not have any conflict
Meanwhile Cala is just more worried on why Dre gets very jumpy when she visits las Nevadas or interacts with anyone affiliated there. Dre never elaborates but he says he feels empty when he sees them and he says the empty feeling gets worse when he sees Cala interact with them- so she is very concerned.
It also kinda doesnât help that Q reminds Cala of some old party friends she used to be with years ago- and it leads him to pressure her to âlet goâ a bit whenever she visits so he could squeeze the info out of her. Cala- sadly is not immune to peer pressure. But she does her best.
When she finds out those two are the big reason for his death and torture though she immediately goes ballistic. Internally.
Sheâs just. âOh. Okay đâ
Techno, Punz and Sapnap actually notice the literal rage boiling in her but she hides it deep down.
It comes out though at some point! And itâs not pretty!
I could ramble about their dynamics forever to be honest but at some point it does get positive again? Not in a âoh weâre friendsâ way but in a âI helped you, you helped meâ try any shit again and Iâll inflict karma on youâ- but also unfortunately do have moments of relating to each other. Itâs.. extremely complicated. Cala never forgives the two of what they did to Dream (and her) and they donât like her because of who sheâs with and what sheâs done as well (her burning down a section of Las Nevadas before knowing the reason of Dreâs death)
2. In earlier asks I reference their interactions are very.. controlled and awkward. And they are! Dream just got back and wants to literally start some shit because heâs just about had it, but he sees that Cala helped and heâs always one to pay back favors. But the way they interact is very.. controlled. Like he has to be the one controlling the setting and how he wants her to respond. Itâs out of habit sadly. And itâs worse since thereâs this nagging feeling that at some point they had a deeper connection somewhere but.. he just met this woman.
Cala meanwhile is very.. awkward and distant towards Dream. Not because itâs the big bad Dream but itâs because sheâs kinda grieving over the fact she lost Dre and these are two completely different people. She does her best to get along with him and in time they do actually get alongâ albeit itâs more awkward and very messy and at times it doesnât feel like itâs compatible- but they do! Cala is just.. sadly missing Dre but she feels selfish for feeling that way since it was Dreâs decision to be revived.
3. they do get actually together at some point! Itâs kinda a mix of âoh thereâs something thereâ in the friendship and a key moment where they both realize theyâre in love. For Dreâs key moment itâs actually the first time he possesses her- it was scary for both of them and he knew that he was accidentally hurting her. After she recovered they talked about it and she was just so⌠nice. She was nice and understanding and she even told him that if he needed to hide then she wouldnât mind if he did it again as long as it kept him safe.
It⌠reminded him of some people, he didnât know what though or who. It was like a fogged mirror when he tried to remember the past, but it felt safe. And he fell for her because of that moment since he realized she genuinely cared about his well being even though he was a ghost.
As for Calaâ this is a silly one but honestly on her birthday. Her family set up a surprise birthday party at her house so when she came home she was greeted with that- and it surprised her! She was worried about her family seeing Dre or saying her house was haunted but her family didnât pay anything any mind albeit some footsteps and the occasional cabinet swinging open.
Once her family left late at night Drew gave her a gift!
He drew the two together with his ichor :)
It was a very sweet gift and he tried to draw them both nice but.. heâs not good at drawing faces. Everything else yes but specifically faces- mainly because he said that sometimes itâs hard to focus.
But Cala always keeps that drawing in her purse and thatâs when she knew she loved that idiot
Dre doesnât confess til like a month later after her birthday and theyâre both together :) all of this is pre going back to the SMP since Dre stays over there for a while
#ghost au#okay I going to sleep now#youâre a victim of my late night rambles cryptid in so sorry#Cala answers
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⼠Tbhk x M! Reader âĽâĄ Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun ⥠CH3
Ch. 03 - The beginning of: Meeting you again (pt. 1)
Yashiro's pov
[shes walking rn btw while thinking]
I was on my way to the girls' bathroom thinking about what I just did. That boy..he's not like the rumors at all. Well, at least he granted me a wish. [tell me why I JUST noticed I forgot to make m/n grant her wish. THE WISH PART I forgot. Nvm just imaging the wish you gave her and ill go back and edit..maybe tomorrow or Monday.]¨I need to tell Hanako. . . . .HANAKO?! OH NO I FORGOT I HAD TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM TODAY. ・ďžď˝Ľďź>ďš<ďźď˝Ľďžď˝Ą
I was rushing in a hurry to get to the girls' bathroom. Until I made it. Before I opened the door I was thinking why do I have to clean the girls' bathroom it's gross...'I feel more like a maid than a paranormal apprentice.' I soon opened the door and walked in. ¨Hanako, Hanako, Hanako...CAN I PLEASE GO HOME THESE TOILETS ARE GROSSING ME OUUUT!!¨
¨Not yet!¨ he responded back happily as he came out of the stall.
¨Please, there's just something I have to get done today?!¨
¨mmm no. I've also got something important I need to you to do when you're finished. Sounds like your only option is to clean faster.¨ He said smiling
¨Not faiRrrr! [Shakes him]You may be eternally young but I'm not! I'm at the price of my life right now and I could be missing my big chance today because of youUu!¨
[dizzy] (@âĄ@)
¨Chance for what?¨
[stops shaking him]¨Not trying to brag but I got asked out on the second date by fuji the coolest guy in class.¨ I said happily smiling with my eyes closed while holding up the number two. {¨Are you free after school today?¨} ¨He really wants to meet me alone in our classroom later and i really don't want to stand him up.¨ I said still in the same pose smiling.
¨A date?!!¨ Hanako said. ¨What exactly are you expected to do with this kid?¨ Hakano asked floating close to me in mid-air.
¨If you really wanna know I guess I have to tell youu~¨ I said with hearts above my head smiling with a tent of blush on my cheeks.
. . . . . . . ¨Were meeting in an empty classroom to organize paperwork for student council. Fuji said he has to leave right away though so I told him id finish up. He's so shyy.¨ (á á||||)
¨If he's leaving than does that count as a date?¨ (O O)
¨Sure. I may just be a woman of convenience for now. But eventually, he'll I'm a catch.¨ I say trying to reassure myself, crouching down.
¨Well that's one way to look at it. But there's a fine line between optimistic and naive. Sounds to me like he's using you.¨ He says and I feel him behind me. ¨Stay. Don't go on this date.¨ He then puts his hands on mine, closing them together while saying ¨Ill show you a better time than that guy will.¨ I gasps and look back at him and he's looking at me. ¨And I won't leave you alone.¨[now she holding the mop and lets out a weird sound which idk wut to call it.] . . . . .I clench the broom ¨Thank you Hanako but if my choices are to clean bathrooms with you or sort paperwork alone, then please hand me all the stacks.¨
{difeated shocked noises-hanako} ¨Uh??!!¨ ÎŁ(âĄâłâĄ|||)
¨Okay that's fine. You must really miss breathing through your gills. Guess I better go shopping. What's your favorite fish food?¨
¨â¨Nothing brings me more joy than a sparkling clean bathroom!â¨Â¨ I said happily mopping.
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It's not fairrrr i want to know what all of them are
sgsjkfhe i think with the rest of the asks they are all pretty much covered save for girl talk (max² femslash au) aaaand it's in the water, baby which is the sequel to not quite on his grave, which tells you all you need to know đ (it's cmjf piss kink)
anyway. snippet under the cut, nothing graphic, but vaguely nsfw
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âWhat are you thinking about?â
Thinking about you blue-balling me, Max thinks. He doesnât say it out loud, though, because that would mean admitting what Punkâs doing (or rather, what Punk isnât doing) is getting to him.
Strangely though, the way Punk says it reminds him of Cody. Of the way Cody would speak, the specific way he'd ask an audience what they want to talk about, which in turn, unfortunately, reminds him of The Suit.
His cock jolts at the memory, and of course, Punk notices.
âMust be something fun. This not enough for you? Youâre insatiable,â he says.
âMaybe youâre not as good at this as you think, Punky,â he grits out. âMaybe I need to think about banging someone else to get off properly.â
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NO BECAUSE I AM SOBBING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIRRRR
His daughterâs squeals of delight when heâd gifted them to her had been well worth the theft.
He is actually such a good dad this little thing with the crayons was so fucking sweet
âBecause she knows this is hard for you, Joel.â
Thinking about the games and how he must've already been scared about Ellie growing up and then.. I'm gonna make myself cry again
âAnd Ellie,â he nods, firmly. âMâalways gonna keep my girls safe. Sâlong as Iâm around, youâre all safe.â
He's such a protector tho like I'm not gonna start rambling about it but ykwim he's always looking out for his family and I genuinely think his biggest fear would be to lose them
âFor being so good to her. To me and Ellie.â Lifting a hand, you reach over and cup the side of his face in your palm. âYouâre so good to all three of us and I canât even imagine what weâd do without you.â
Well âšď¸
safe and sound
Post Outbreak! Joel Miller x Female Reader
summary: Your daughter has a nightmareâher daddy makes it all better.
warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI. set in Jackson. slight canon age deviations (Joel is 56, Ellie is 17) READERâS AGE IS NOT SPECIFIED. sheâs a child bearing adult woman so do with that information what you will. established relationship, reader and Joel have a toddler (her age is not specified in fic but sheâs 3 ish years old), reader has NO PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION and neither does their child except she has Joelâs eyes and his dark curls, no mentions of her skintone. Joel and Ellie are fine bc he deserves it, Joelâs an overprotective girl dad, reader is the chill parent. implications of a toddler being told about clickers, bad dreams, almost smut, Joel and reader get cockblocked, SOFT Joel who comforts his babygirl, mention of Sarah towards the end. very minimal editing.
word count: 2.3k
a/n: listen, i love me some daddy joel but tonight i needed a bit of actual daddy joel. this was whipped up last minute bc i havenât had the best weekend and needed some comfort. also i didnât have the mental capacity or energy to come up with a moodboard, so gif it is.
Joel looks down at the old, worn book in his hand.
Winnie the Pooh.
He never would have imagined it. This.
Reading a bedtime story to a toddler. His toddler.
Heâs in his fiftiesâhe shouldnât have a toddler.
He shouldnât have a teenager, either.
Yet, he has both.
The toddler has his blood, the teenager doesnât.
But that doesnât matter to him.
Joel still considers her to be his own kid.
Only, sheâs not a kid anymore, not really.
Sheâs seventeen now. She doesnât need him much anymore, not the way that his toddler needs him.
âEllieâs not coming home tonight,â youâd said from where you stood at the stove, stirring in chunks of potato and chopped carrots into the pot of stew in front of you. âThereâs a birthday party down at the bar. Sheâs going with Dina and Jesse.â You can feel the look of disapproval on his face and add, âI said she could go, Joel. She asked me permission.â
âShe didnât ask me,â heâd gruffed. He looked down at the little girl sitting in his lap, scribbling away on an old state map. He had given it to her along with the pack of crayons heâd found during patrol when his group stumbled across a schoolhouse. Though crumbling on the outside, the inside had remained untouched throughout the last two decadesâlittle coats hanging over the back of little chairs, papers scattered all over little desks, little lunch boxes still stored in their cubbies at the back of the room. He instructed the group to search for anything useful, anything that Jacksonâs teachers could use for the children in their classrooms. Joel knew that taking without trading was against the rules, but that did nothing to stop him from secretly slipping the box of crayons into his jacket pocket when no one had been looking.
His daughterâs squeals of delight when heâd gifted them to her had been well worth the theft.
âBecause she knew youâd say no to her.â
âI would have. Kidâs got no business going to a bar at her age. Sheâs fuckinâ seventeen years olââ
The little girl had gasped and stopped coloring.
âDaddy said a bad word.â
Youâd turned around and glared at him. âHe did.â
She looked up at him with her wide, brown eyes.
Those sheâd gotten from him. His dark curls too.
Everything else?
Her smile, her nose, her softness?
That was all you.
âMâsorry, babygirl,â he apologized, sheepishly.
âSâokay, daddy.â
And back to coloring she went.
âJoel, letâs face it. Ellieâs growing up. Sheâs turning eighteen in a few months and truth is, she has one foot out the door.â Crossing your arms, you leaned back against the counter. âShe was telling me how she wants to turn the garage into her own space.â
âThere a reason she ainât talkinâ to me âbout this?â
Youâd smiled wistfully at him.
âBecause she knows this is hard for you, Joel.â
It is hard. Because even though she isnât his, sheâs his and heâs afraid to lose her somehow.
Joel manages to snap himself out of his thoughts.
Rosemaryâs now fast asleep, her well loved stuffed bunny rabbit wrapped in her arms. Sheâs a handful for him during bedtimeâshe has too much energy and most nights, you have to step in and help him. But tonight, after her bath, he had warmed a glass of milk for her to drink and it seemed to have done the trick because within minutes of him reading to her, her eyes fluttered closed.
Joel sets the book down and leans over to brush a kiss onto her cheek, quietly whispering goodnight. âSweet dreams, babygirl.â
He switches off the lamp on the bedside table and steps out of his childâs bedroom, being careful not to wake her as he closes the door behind him.
âI still canât believe she fell asleep within minutes,â you say, staring at him in utter disbelief. âHow?â
âGave her a glass of warm milk before I tucked her into bed,â Joel explains, tugging on a pair of faded black sweatpants. He peels off his shirt and tosses it onto the floor before climbing into bed. âWorked like a fuckinâ charm. Sheâs out like a damn light.â
You set your book down and raise an eyebrow.
âJoel, I brushed her teeth before her bath.â
âI brushed them again after she drank it, darlinâ.â
He outstretches his arm, beckoning for you.
Grinning, you scoot closer to him, draping an arm over his bare chest. âItâs only nine,â you tell him. âI have no idea what weâre going to do with all of this free time we have. Rosemaryâs asleep, Ellieâs gone for the night.â You slowly drag your hand down his chest and over his stomach, a finger skimming the waistband of his sweatpants. You hear the way his breath catches in his throat and tease, âI guess we can actually get some good sleep for once, huh?â
Groaning, Joel rolls over and pins you down to the bed as he positions himself on top of you, his eyes glazed over with lust. âWe can sleep,â he murmurs as his mouth hovers over yours. He reaches for the buttons of his flannel youâre wearing and begins to single-handedly pop them open only to find youâre not wearing anything underneath. He groans once more. âOr I can make you feel good. Sâyour choice, baby.â
You gasp as he nips at your chin and starts trailing his lips lower, peppering kisses down the length of your body. Heat blossoms in your lower belly as he settles himself between your thighs. Hooking both arms around them, he nibbles at the soft spot that is right below your navel, the spot you hate, but he adores. Having a child had changed your body and while you two seldom had time to yourselves to do anything of this nature, when you did find time, he never failed to make you feel like you were still just as beautiful to him, if not a thousand times more.
âFuck,â you whimper. âPlease, Joel.â
âPlease what, sweetheart? What do you want?â
His voice is low, husky.
Your hands reach down and tangle in his curls.
âYour mouth, Joel. Please. I need yourââ
The sound of a teeny knock at the door makes you both freeze on the spot.
âYou heard that, right?â you ask him breathlessly.
Thereâs a second teeny knock.
Itâs then followed by an even teenier voice.
âMommy? Daddy?â
âFuck,â Joel hisses, scrambling off the bed. âWhat the hell is she doinâ out of bed?â Picking his t-shirt up from the floor, he quickly throws it on, ignoring that heâd put it on inside out. Watching you as you fumble to button his flannel, he calls, âJust give us one second babygirl, alright? Weâll be right there.â
âIâm decent,â you tell him, getting the last button.
Nodding, Joel opens the bedroom door. His knees protest when he squats down, lowering himself so that he can meet Rosemaryâs tearful gaze.
âSâmatter, Rosie Posie?â he asks her in a soft voice that he reserves for his girls. âWhat happened?â
She sniffles. âIâI had a bad dream, daddy.â
You sit on the side of bed and wait patiently.
Joel has it handled. He always has it handled.
He never stopped knowing how to be a father.
âYou had a bad dream?â he repeats, frowning.
Rosemary nods, clutching her rabbit to her chest.
A single tear slips down the side of her little face.
Joel reaches out, gingerly wiping it with his finger.
âMâsorry it scared you, babygirl. Tell you what, just for tonight, how about you sleep with me and your mama in our bed? That sound good?â With a small labored grunt, he scoops her into his arms. She is getting heavier and you often tell him itâs not good for his backâhe canât care less. Heâll keep picking her up until the moment his little girl decides sheâs a big girl and doesnât want him to pick her up. Joel carries her over to the bed and sits her on your lap and reminds her, âBut this is just for tonight, Rosie Posie. Tomorrow night youâre back in your own big girl bed, alright?â
âOkay,â she nods again and leans against you, tiny shoulders slumping.
âRosie? What was your dream about?â you ask her gently, wrapping your arms around her. She hardly ever has nightmaresâsheâs too young to know the world outside the communeâs walls, smart but still too little to understand why she cannot go outside the gates. âWhat did you dream about, honey?â
She hesitates, then answers, âMonsters.â
âMonsters?â Perplexed, you glance at Joel.
He seems to be just as confused as you are.
âWho did you hear that word from, babygirl?â
âRobbie.â
Your neighborâs unruly, troublemaker son.
Joelâs jaw clenches slightly. âThought I told you he ainât allowed to be around her. The kid is nine, ainât got no business beinâ around Rosemary. Little brat ainât nothinâ but a bad influence. Heâs always up to no good.â He shakes his head at you. âSaid I didnât want that boy anywhere near our daughter.â
âThe kids were out playing in the snow today,â you remember. âHe must have been there too. Itâs kind of hard to tell who is who when theyâre all bundled up and flinging snowballs at each other, Joel.â You shoot him an apologetic look. âRosie was having a blast playing with everybodyâIâm sorry. I suppose I shouldâve paid more attention to who was around her.â
He bites back a sigh. He knows itâs not your fault.
Rosieâs too good of a girl, too pure and innocent to know that not everybody is her friend.
âRosie, what did Robbie say to you?â
Again, the child hesitates.
âHe saidâhe said monsters live outside. They bite people and turn them into monsters too. He said it happened to his daddy.â Rosemaryâs eyes flit from you to Joel. âHe said it would happen to you, too.â
Your eyes widen in shock. âHe said that to you?â
Hands curling into fists, Joel reminds himself now isnât the time to let his anger take over. âSânot true at all, babygirl.â He reaches over and slides her out of your lap and onto his. Like you, he wants to lieâtell her those monsters she was told about are not real, that they donât exist. But they do exist and as much as he wishes he could keep her from finding out about all that lies beyond Jacksonâs walls, Joel knows that one day, she will. âListen to me. Mâreal sorry to hear âbout Robbieâs daddy, baby. But I can promise you, that ainât gonna happen to me.â
She points a chubby finger at you.
âWhat about mommy?â
âAinât gonna happen to her either.â
Rosemary drops her hand, fear clear in her tone as she asks the both of you, âWhat about me?â
âOf course not,â you say, smoothing back her dark curls. âYouâre safe here, honey. As safe as can be.â
Joel nods. âYour mamaâs right, darlinâ. Youâre safe,â he reassured her. âYouâre safe and sound.â
âI am?â
He gives her body a warm, gentle squeeze. âMhm. Always will be. Yâknow how I know that, babygirl?â
âHow?â
ââCause. As long as daddyâs around, he will always protect you,â he promises her. âHeâll never, ever let anythinâ bad happen to you, Rosie. I swear it.â Joel kisses the top of her head, his gaze meeting yours. He murmurs his oath quietly, âOn my life.â
Flashing him a small, grateful smile, you reach out and touch his forearm and he places his hand over your own.
âAnd mommy too?â Rosemary questions him.
âAnd mommy too.â
âAnd Ellie?â
âAnd Ellie,â he nods, firmly. âMâalways gonna keep my girls safe. Sâlong as Iâm around, youâre all safe.â
Rosie tiredly snuggles into his chest, yawning.
âWhat about you, daddy?â
âHuh?â
You squeeze his arm. âThink sheâs asking you who is supposed to keep you safe, Joel.â
The little girl nods sleepily. âYeah. Who?â
âWell.â Joelâs throat bobs nervously. He knows the moment he says what heâs about to say, thereâs no going back. Not that he never planned to tell Rosie about her sister, but heâd always imagined doing it when she was older and understood death. âIâuh, I have an angel in the clouds who looks out for me. She watches over me, keeps me safe and sound.â
Rosemaryâs curiosity is all that is keeping her from completely passing out in his arms.
âReally? You have an angel?â
Your heart squeezes tightly in your chest. âJoelââ
He lightly shakes his head.
âSâfine sweetheart. I donât mind tellinâ her.â
Rosieâs fighting to stay awake just a little longer.
âDaddy? Whatâs your angelâs name?â
Joel answers in the steadiest voice he can muster.
âHer name wasâher name is Sarah.â
âSarah,â she mumbles, her eyes closing. âSâpretty. Your angel has a really pretty name.â
âThe prettiest name,â you agree, softly.
Rosie yawns again. âDaddy?â
âWhat is it, babygirl?â
âWill you tell me stories about Sarah? Please?â
Joel chuckles, rubbing her back. âI sure will. I have plenty of them to tell, Rosie Posie. But not tonight. Iâll save them for tomorrow niââ
You cut him off âJoel?â
âYeah?â
âSheâs out cold.â
He glances down and sure enough, sheâs asleep.
Moments later, the three of you are in bed. Rosieâs in the middle, curled up against Joelâs chestâyour chest is pressed against her back but youâre being careful not to sandwich her in too tight in between your bodies.
In a beam of silvery moonlight shining through the bedroom window, you meet Joelâs gaze.
âThank you,â you whisper.
He chuckles. âFor what? Doinâ my job and soothinâ our daughter after a bad dream?â
You smile at him.
âFor being so good to her. To me and Ellie.â Lifting a hand, you reach over and cup the side of his face in your palm. âYouâre so good to all three of us and I canât even imagine what weâd do without you.â
Joel turns his face, brushing a kiss into your hand.
âI mean it,â he says, quietly. âSâlong as Iâm around, you girls will always be safe and sound.â
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AAAHHHHH STOPPP their handshake đĽşđĽşđĽş that is the cutest thing ever
I know we haven't seen much of them but that's fully got me right there
Ope and we're going with Yusuf lol
Makes sense though xdd
AAAHHHH hi Marjan's parents đĽ°đĽ°đĽ° been a while since we've seen you!!
Like since she almost died lol
Ah nice nice :))
OOP đśđ
WILD XDDD
Poor guy bro was SHOCKED
Okay an interesting start but y'all got this xD
Awww yeah đĽ°đĽ°
They're so sweet :D
Ooop we saying it!!
I know they probably know but you know :))
AAAHHHHH YEAHHH đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°
Buuut-
Yep xdd there's a but lol
Ahh yeah đŹđŹ
LOLLL the logistics bit xD y'all are so silly I love you
Okay okay yeah :))
Okayyy cool
Ahhh not a house is the thing xdd
I mean I guess y'all could
Yeah that would make sense glad they're chill with that
Ahh okay xdd
Good for y'all buuuut
Yeeah they're not so sure xD
Yeah fair yk just plans not like current
Yeah there's parks everywhere xD
Yeeeah kids though
I mean you can raise kids in an apartment totally
Okay 4 chillin! That seems like a good number
LOL him like it's open đś :) (the apartment xD)
Ooop
Hmmm these "it's just talking"s are feeling suspicious Marj xddd
Yeeeah he agrees
Hmmm
Uh oh y'all đŹ
I think Judd's scene goes here but idk
Why yes indeedy it did
Ahh yeah totally /gen
Yayyy :D
But also
Judd đđ
You liar. . .
Again it is the disease and it's awful but bro đ
Still glad they're supportive đđđ
Oope
GASP
OWEN SAW
OWEN SAW ITTTT
HE KNOWS THAT'S A LIE O.O
Uhh ohhhh
Oh crap
Glad that Judd's getting caught but ohhh crap
Yeah it is still great you came though Owen :'))
O.O yep there it is
Oh he's just not even gonna try to come up with an excuse o.o wild okay xD
Honestly through all this Judd hasn't much been one to do that, ngl
Honeyyy :(((
GOSH he's so right but hon đđđ it must be so so difficult :'(((
I'm so sorry honey <333
Huh?
Did her grandparents take her since Judd started going through all this (even if they didn't know the reason) D:?
OH GOSH
Ohhh honeyyy đĽşđĽşđĽşđĽşđđđđđđđâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸
Oh honey I am SO sorry đđđđđ that's freaking heartbreaking :'((
And the worst part is he gets it too đ :') (suffering smiley face)
Gosh
Judd :(((((
OOOOPEEE HE HEARD IT O.O!!
W i l d
Uh ohhh đŹđŹ
Yepp he has been o.o
Maybe not every single day but for a while
And he gets it :((( gosh that's awful
I mean amazing because he's willing to help but it's just awful how this is
Hon D:
?
Ooofghh, the anger
That's so good
Just like, hits
It's an awful thing but xdd
Gosh
Honey :(((
:O IS OWEN GONNA-
YUPPPP OWEN'S GONNA STAY WITH HIM :DDD
Girl does Mateo just own the house now xD
UAAAAGHHHHHHHH "They'll have to go through the both of us" STOPPPPP I AM SO NOT OKAY đĽşđĽşđĽşđĽşđĽşâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸đ
LOSING ITTTTT THAT'S SO GOOD
Gosh I love that :((( đĽşđĽşđĽşâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸đĽ°
Amazing <333
I love them so much :')))
Awww that sucks :(((
I'm sorry guys D:
WOAH girly that is a long way away o.o
No he's kinda got a point xD
OOP o.o
OOOP O.O
He said yes đŹ
Nah yk what fair enough he's right đĽşđĽ°đĽ° he got good reasons :))
Awww honey <33 đĽ°
I mean I get it honey but :(
OOP
A Y O O.O
FIREFOX OR MOUSE IS W I L D :OOOO
Crazy xDD
Exactly Nancy
Wildddd
Kinda see it but still
Yeah I mean totally Marjan
But are you willing to give him up for it?
Yeah like no honey :((( you LOVE him
For real
Honeyyyy
LOL it got her xD
(okay I feel like Judd's scene definitely already happened so I'll go to that in a second)
Oop call!
Byee guysss
Ooop Owen and Judd staying behind o.o
Yeah probie stuff is a good excuse
"Are you babysitting me in this house too" is WIIILD LOL
Fairrrr enough
Yep go fix that then xD that's something to do
I was wondering if he'd end up having to wrestle with that thing
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AUGH I HAVE A FANFIC IDEA NOW THIS ISNT FAIR
Imagining like
Netto Enzan and Meiru on a mission, Meiru tagged along because she decided idk
And they get like captured by someone and they re-infect/infect the navis with the dark aura stuff or whatever it was called and then force the operators to cross fuse and they get infected too
And then Laika and Searchman gets put on the case to find and save them
Might not make sense right now but trust me I have a plan
FUCK I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED THE LAST CHAPTER TO SEKAI.EXE AND I HAVE A NEW IDEAAAA THIS IS FAIRRRR
Ever wished we got a cross fused empress meiru?
I wish we got a cross fusion of all the dark navis..
#net's asks#I need to get to drafting on this one now#After I finish sekai.exe though I'm like so close but I dunno how to writeee
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More Than Just Friends
Sugawara Koushi x F!Reader
Prompt: âI think Iâm falling for you..â
A/N: I saw this prompt and had to write some fluff- so this is a looong one.
Warnings: major fluff, crack
You and Sugawara have known each other since your first year of high school. Right now, youâre in your third year.
Both of you are really close, telling each other everything. This led to late night FaceTime calls and hanging out after school.
He was in the boyâs volleyball club. You loved the sport, as well as when he would tell you all the things they got into.
You got pretty close with Asahi and Daichi after Suga introduced you to them one time while you were walking out of class during your second year.
This also let you meet Kiyoko as well.
Back then, when you were sitting with them at lunch, they asked you if you wanted to become a second manager of the team.
You accepted, thinking how much fun it would be to hang out with them (especially Suga) everyday. Thatâs when you met the others on the team later that day.
Now back to today. You were on your way to the gym, late because of school work. When you opened the door, you see four new people.
Everyone was already there, so you were the last one to arrive.
The four boys looked in your direction as you head to where the Daichi and Suga are.
âHey, sorry Iâm late. I got caught up with my last class.â
âItâs understandable, you donât need to rush.â Suga says smiling at you sweetly.
That smile never failed to give you butterflies every time. Realizing that there were new people there you havenât seen yet, you ask who they were.
âTheyâre our new team members!â Daichi explains.
âOoooh okay, so letâs see what they got!â You smile wide.
Suga loves your enthusiasm.. and your smile (basically everything about you he found endearing).
He grins to himself with a faint blush on his cheeks.
The practice goes by, with you being just as surprised as everyone when you see Hinataâs spike and Kageyamaâs sets.
~~~End of Practice~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
While putting everything up, Suga walks up to you after he says his goodbyes to everyone else.
âHey, Y/N? I have a question.â He asks, hesitantly.
âWhatâs up?â
âWould you like to come over and hang out? I mean, itâs a Friday so..â he trails off.
âI would love to, Suga!â You say instantly.
âGreat!â He beams.
You both head out the gym, side by side.
âTodayâs the day..â he thought to himself.
As you approach his house, he goes to unlock it. When the door is open, you grab his hand excitedly and pull him inside.
How heart beats several times faster and his cheeks when to a rose color.
âLetâs go watch [insert favorite horror movie]!â You say while letting go of his hand and sitting on the couch.
âSure, let me get us some snacks.â
He heads into the kitchen while you set up the movie on his TV.
You hear shuffling coming the kitchen as you get comfy. After a minute, he comes out, snacks in hand. He also had [insert favorite drink] with him since itâs also a drink he loves.
âWahh! Thank you Suga!â
You eagerly take some snacks and your drink.
âNo problem.â He smiles.
He sits next to you, this time more nervous then every other time you came over. The movie starts and you lay back and eat your food.
As it goes on, you get closer and closer to Suga due to being frightened.
No matter how many times you watched the movie, it always scared you. He jolts a little at the sudden contact.
A jump scare you forgot was there came up, and you hugged his arm out of fear.
Youâll be the death of this man- he is nearly flustered. But he didnât know that you had just realized you did that and you were blushing too.
As the movie ends, you clap your hands together.
âAhhh, this movie is always just the right amount of scary and funny.â You speak out.
âAgreed.â
âOh, itâs kinda late now. W-would you want to just sleepover?â Suga asks.
âWow it is late- might as well then.â
âSo do you wanna play card games of something?â
âHow about Uno? We havenât played that in a while huh, Suga?â
âYeah, youâre right. Iâll go get it.â
âOk!â
The both of you sit across from each other at a table.
You play a few rounds. Most of it consisted of you two arguing and laughing over having to draw two, or what color it should be.
âHey! How dare you make me draw four!â You complain.
âHaha, you made me draw six last round! This is my revenge!â He says triumphantly.
âAha! Take this!â You announced.
âWhat-â
You set down a reverse and two cancels, then a normal 9 card.
âUno!â
âNo fairrrrâ he groaned.
âAllâs fair in war and Uno.â
Now, you still have one card left and Suga has two. He sets down a 5 in the color red.
âYES!â You cackled.
You set down your final card and won that round.
âI guess nowâs as good of a time as any..â Suga contemplated in his mind.
âWelp, you won.â He sighs in defeat dramatically.
âYessss.â
âHey, uh Y/N?â
âYeah? Are you alright?â
âI am.. I just need to get something off my chest.â
âWhatâs wrong?â You ask with a worried look painted on your face.
âOh uh- nothing bad, itâs just..â he trailed off, filled with anxiety.
âHm?â You urge him on.
âI think Iâm falling for you..â He admits, while trying to hide his blush.
You fall silent for a second.
âY-you are?â You say, still surprised.
âSorry if that was too sudden I-â
You get up, walk around the table, and stand in front of him. He looks up at you, confused.
His eyes widen in shock when you place your lips on his.
You pull back.
âI feel the same, Suga!â You declared.
Both of you are now blushing messes as you replay the scene in your heads over and over.
âSo.. do you want to be my girlfriend?â He spoke.
âI wouldnât have kissed you if I didnât.â
âRight.â He laughs.
He gets up and kisses you once more.
Later on, itâs now really late. He asks you if you wanted to go to bed since you looked as tired as he was.
His smile grew wider when you offered to sleep with him. (Not like that- get your mind out the gutter)
You guys cuddled all night, enjoying each otherâs embrace.
The next day wakes up before you and so he grabs his phone from the nightstand next to the bed without waking you.
He immediately texts the âKarasuno Volleyboysâ groupchat bragging about what went down.
This is so wholesome I-
Anyways, Iâll be continuing my other series, as well as continuing to make other fics like this :)
#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu!! x reader#hq x reader#suga x y/n#suga x reader#haikyuu#x reader#suga x reader fluff#female reader#wholesome#ahhhhhh
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herb, milk, cow!! đđ
đż - answered!
đĽ Milk: What is a food you find comforting when you are sad?
oooohhhh depends on if iâm wanting a meal or a snack!! if iâm hungry enough iâll go for a nice hot bowl of ramen (i like jin ramen and kimchi ramen!!) or just soup in general tbh. for snacks...i really like fruit with cheese đ also a big fan of dark chocolate mmmmm
đ Cow: What is one other tumblr blog you really appreciate?
this isnât fairrrr because i appreciate so many of you đđđ like...you have no idea. but...iâd say my new friendships with @orchidgoblin and @snackhobi/@celestialjoys have brought me a lot of happiness over the last few months!! đđđ every day i am amazed that they want to talk to me and i adore them very much!!
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Forgotten stories 2: From shadow hunter to Bald cuck (Mortal Instruments)
Alec signed as he was walking back from getting a snack to his room, and spotted jace coming back from his date and in tears. he was also in drenched pants and the stench of the piss someone ruined the taste and smell of his triple decker hogie sandwich. as the blond was home much earlier then expected, one had to assume the wet pants had something to do with it and Alec found himself mentally debating going and seeing what was wrong with the little crybaby or leaving him alone since Jace himself had clearly told him off and said he wasn't jace's daddy anymore. (the two had been in a bondage/ S & M nursery daddy and boi relationship that had amused many of the others but Jace himself had apparently gotten tried of soiling himself in bugling diapers and called it off.) Spotting Alec, jace whined loudly, then rushed over and practically tackled Alec, putting his sobbing face in the brunettes chest and knocking his sandwich to the floor. "No no, it's OK. not like i was gonna eat that." Alec grumbled softly, and then softly patting the sobbing dorks back. "ALEEEEECCC! it was Awful!" jace was sobbing and whimpering, and Alec was certain he was getting boogers all over his favorite shirt. "what happened,, as if i can't tell." Alec said, gently moving them toward his room. if he was going to have to be stuck with the little dork all night he wanted it in his room which had enchantments to cut down on the smell of certain things..which had proven useful when he let jace sleep in his room. (he'd also had enchantments put in Jaces room that amplify the effect of those same smells, meaning Jace's room could at times smell like a diaper pail.)
as the big baby calmed down enough he became to tell Alec how he'd met up with a boy from a bar, and they went and saw a movie together (Elmo vs. the teletubbies, part three) and the guy assumed that jace was just being quirky with the movie choice. After the movie they'd gone and picked up a 12 pack of bud, and then had gone back to the guys apartment for a quick little make out session before the main event. (alec had pointed out that Jace KNOWS that beer just goes right though him and due to his angel blood doesn't get him drunk, but Jace had just whined that he didn't wanna be rude.) sitting on the worn leather coach that the date had bragged was inherited from his grandfather, jace had felt himself getting crazy hot in the loins for the cutie, only to realize that he was getting hot, because he was starting to soak himself.
"So then the guy freaked out and yelled at me and called me a stupid diaper baby, so I smashed a beer bottle and cut up that stupid crotch and came home!" jace finished and sniffled, in just his soaked undies now and rubbing a eye as alec stripped him. "...well that was rude." alec said. "I know right? Like it was my fa-" "let me rephrase that. you were a naughty little boy who's in for it now,!" Alec said. "W-what!? But he yelled at ME!" "For pissing yourself like a god damn baby, yeah, and somehow you think he's in the wrong? you're gonna get put in proper clothing for a little spaz like you, then you're going to go over to his place with me and say sorry!" Jace huffed at that and stooped a foot, crossing his arms. "Not gonna and you can't make me!" Alec rolled his eyes at that and just reached for the hair brush as Jace's look of defiance turned to one of terror and the back of his undies, already piss stained, bloated out and a faint smell of shit filled the room. "...you know a cow could drop a deuce in here and the enchantments would cover it up? what the fuck have you been eating?" Alec asked. "...I like grilled cheese sandwiches but they don't like me." Jace whined. "..let's get you cleaned up, and dressed and then we'll visit this poor guy." "well uh..i don't remember his name. or where he lived.. or what he looked like!" Jace lied quickly. "I'm sure it'll all come back to you after a few minutes over my knee." "..Um..I uh..gosh it must of been a memory charm and somehow being back here cleared my head! I can tell you everything!" "amazing how that works. you're still getting a spanking for being a brat." "But thats not fairrrr!"
one quick and efficient shower later, Jace was being dried off by Alec and looking nervously at the hair brush and noming on a edge of the towel that was on his head. "Do..Do you hafa use the brush?" Jace finally asked, even though his cock was standing out at all 6 inches of it's stiff glory. "would you prefer I use the studded paddle? or got a wooden spoon?" Alec asked, noting with a smirk that despite the tremble and look of fear in the big babies eyes, and the fear in his voice.. jace's cock was twitching and drooling. "Nooo! Just your hand!" the Blond baby whined. "Hmmm..I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a hand spanking, but when we go you wear that pretty purple dress Isabelle got you. if you take the brush, sailor shorts and a sailor top with the hat. and if you take the paddle, Shortalls." Alec said with a smirk. "...I really hate you sometimes." "keeps our relationship interesting." Alec agreed. "ngggh..Not a freaking sissy.." Jace whined then looked thoughtful. "Make up your mind soon or you'll get both the brush and paddle, and then I'll put you in the dress." Alec said after 20 seconds. "Ah! Paddle!" the little diaper baby whined., then covered his mouth. smirking and tugging the whiny diaper bitch in for a forehead kissed, Alec chuckled. "no take backs."
before the spanking started, Alec made jace sit on a training potty (shaped like duck just to piss the little guy off) and used a spell to ensure that jace's bladder and bowels were cleared out before the spanking. he could always after all refill the brats guts, but this helped keep him from pissing all over the place or shitting everywhere. (the potty had been bought after the first spanking, so Alec knew what he was talking about.) with the sluices cleared so to speak, and Jace almost squirting out his loser milk five times as alec wiped his hole and cock clean, the blond brat was over his daddy doms lap. "...you know..you should go easy on me with the spanking." jace tried. "Oh?" Alec asked, tapping the paddle on the blonds bubble butt. "Y-yeah! see, you made me a helpless pants wetter so all of this tonight is kinda your fault." "mhmm..who begged who to spank them and put them in thick diapers where they belonged to start all of this?" alec asked. "...just saying is all." Jace huffed and closed his eyes. "well i predict the next thing you say is 'owwww daddy please spank me harder!'" alec smirked and brought the paddle down hard. and wouldn't you know it? He was right.
even with the ribbons he had tied around Jace's cock to keep the little bitch from spurting during his spanking, there was a puddle of pre on the floor that jace was currently laping up while on all fours, sobbing and moaning as he kept reaching behind himself to squeeze and fondle his tormented cheeks. Daddy meanwhile was laying out 4 thick diapers and then picking out a light tan pair of short all's and a white diaper shirt to go with. there was also a pair of white socks and a pair of tan sneakers,and to finish off the look there was a tan pacifier. "you better keep your cock under control brat or I'll bring out the clippers again." alec warned as he noted that Jace had been trying to low key work some of the ribbons off so he could FINALLY spurt out his load, his balls looking rather heavy and full. "Buh..but..I hate the head shaving!" Â Jace whined and pouted. "...according to you you hate all of this and yet here we are. though if you think about it. going up to a guy who was ready to fuck you..diapered." whimper. "Dressed like a toddler." Louder whimper. "and with your cuck diaper baby hair cu-" was as far as Alec got as jace cried out and fired out streams of cum, howling in frustration as the ribbons kept him for getting the full benefit and when he went to reach down and stroke himself Alec was quickly there, holding his hands behind his back and kissing Jace's neck. "you're gonna look cute as a cue ball." he chuckled. "A-asshole." jace whined.
the hair cut hadn't taken too long, and jace whined and sobbed as his long blond locked were shaved off all while daddy hummed happy tunes. the big baby was in just his diapers as daddy didn't want the hair getting all over his other clothes, but kept mentioning how itchy and irritated the shaving was going to leave the boy alll night long and would playfully pinch and tease jace's nipples while bringing such facts up. after getting his head bald as a melon, and making Jace wave bye bye to his hair before he flushed it down the toilet, Alec had then gotten the big baby dressed up and put a little curse on the pacifier that Jace could only remove it from his mouth with permission from daddy, or if someone else removed it for him. with the oversized nipple pressing down on jace's touge this meant that A) the former blond, now cue ball was blissfully quiet for a change and B) was a very drooly baby as Jace got out the seasume street themed toddler leash and got it attached to jace. "Don't worry though buddy.. if you get soo red faced and humiliated that you end up cumming again, this time daddy won't punish you. he'll just point it out to everyoneeeee." alec promised and rubbed the top of jace's head. "Man, you craving grapefruit too or just me?" he asked, making the poor baby bitch look in the mirror. jace just drooled and sulked. 'Jesus Christ. lex luthor likely has more hair then me now.'
heading out onto the streets, it was late enough that they didn't run into alot of people, though those that they did either stared and laughed, or who muttered about freaks. they did have the misfortune to go by a pack of vampires who took one look at the ex blond shadow hunter who loved to torment them and they all burst out laughing, giving the pair safe passage as they joked that they didn't hurt widdle babies. getting to the apartment block with jason (the Scottish boy that jace had been flirting with lived,) jace whined and mumbled around the paci, or tried to and just made more spittle go down his chin and add to the damp stain on the front of his shortalls. "huh..maybe next time I'll add a drool bib." Alec chuckled and then buzzed Jason's apartment. "Don't even think about trying to run. the same curse i put on your paci? i put on your diapers. unless you wanna be stuck in the same diapers for a week.." Alec trailed off and jace whined..but stopped trying to pull away. "Hello?" came a voice over the intercom and alec put up a finger for jace to stay silent, not that the big baby could talk right now. "Hi, is this jason Moonshore?" alec asked. "aye, what be it to you?" came the boys voice. "I have someone here who wants to say sorry for eailer tonight, and is going pay for the damages to your furniture." alec said. "...who's this and what makes you think i want that crazy bugger back up in here?" jason asked, his voice filled with hostitly. "I'm his Daddy dom, and trust me, you'll never forgive yourself if you don't at least see this." alec said. "look, there's 100 bucks in cash in it for you, taken from baby jace's own private little fund he was saving away to use on a trip to Disneyland." alec added as jace went wide eyed. that motherfucker had gone into his room and musta broken up mr.oinky, his piggy bank! DICK MOVE! "...aye just know I'ma regret this." the scot said after about 15 seconds of silence and buzzed them in.
As jason opened his door he took one look at jace and burst out laughing, and shaking his head. "git off, this is some damn yank prank show is it?" he asked, poking his head out into the halls to look for cameras. "nope. just a total diaper wearing bottom bitch and the poor sucker who puts up with him. may we come in?" Alec asked. "I suppose so.." Jason said and looked down at the puffy waist of jace. "aye doubt he'll be leaking anymore in here t'night." he added with a grin and stepped aside. though as jace waddled past, eyes filling with tears and looking down at the carpet he handled off and swatted the big baby's puffy backside. "aye could get used to that." he mused. "Noted. I'm always looking for babysitters. " alec laughed. Popping the pacifier out of Jace's mouth alec smiled at the bald baby, and nodded to jason. "Is there something you'd like to say little man?" "...I'm sowwy fer making tinkles on yer couch den being a bwat." jace said babishly, then looked confused for a second before realizing that alec must of had a baby talk curse on the pacifire as well. "Pffft...Bwhahahaha! Oh god! this totally makes up for the pissy couch. and as long as ya fix it up, yer forgiven." Jason said and then patted the bald babies head. "Fank ku! Dada, I's said sowwy, we go home now?" jace asked, his cock throbbing in his diapers even as he was mortified. "Hmmm I dunno..I think we owe Jason a evening of hot steamy sex still. well, those of us who can control ourselfs." alec smirked. "aye, I was promised a night in paradise. and ye be looking mighty fine." the scot said and smiled at alec. "But..but what 'bot me!?" jace mewed and whined. "..do you have any toys or something the baby can play with while we fuck?" alec asked.
And so the night where Jace was gonna show that he could be a mature young man and not a little diaper baby ended with him sitting on the living room floor of the man he had intended to top, dressed like a toddler and making tinkles and poo's poo's in his diapers while playing with action figures..all while forced to listen to his daddy and new daddy moan and cry out as they fucked hard in the master bedroom.
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@froggystyles : hello, hello, hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! đđđđĽ°đđđđťđżđđâŁđđâđđđ
jdshk to be fairrrr, i could be in a completely different timezone, buuut the truth is it was around 5am i sent it :/ askjdhk yes, that'd be an ICONIC look on crowley
oh yeah, it is solo work which makes it. Different. ah, yes falling. really. punches you in the gut. and calls you out. and we jst. let him huh. i think it resonates w/ me bc. i've changed so much in the past 5yrs and i don't love the person i;m becoming?? i mean, i don't hate myself, it's more, i'm accepting of things i shouldn't be accepting of and idk . much 2 think abt!
hey well, if you have the power to make what you write abt yourself come true, write positive stuff and see what happens! (also: do you have a diary/journal that you write in daily? i wrote religiously 5th-8th grade and in 9th grade, i stopped. kinda wanna get back on it, but i can never stay consistent :/)
ahh okay, so basically it's a tv show remake of the musical?? idk . it's on disney+ & i my bi ass love the characters with my whole heART
hmmm that's if i ever get around to writing smth hdsfkj but! when i do, i'll definitely share w/ you :') it's more original work than an au (but! y'know how louis's the sun and harry's the moon? well. the main couple in mine are wlws & one's middle name is solange (means sun) & the other's mahina (means moon) so.. hl are my inspo as well)
i think . we feel more true to ourselves bc our lesbian mother, the moon, is out and ready to love us. just a theory sdkjfh
ooH, so you're more like an only child.. validish.sdfkj and yes, that is a big age difference. i have three younger sisters with a 2yr / 6yr / 8 yr age diff so we're pretty close (*however: i fell asleep during the maze runner and my sisters left me. on the living room floor . to wake up with an 90y/o back . is that "close" .)
ahsdkjfhk i can only do and just barely do math. i'm learning to drive rn bc my permit expires in april rip and i Hate it. i've tried cooking and it's alright?? i just don't have the patience for it
TUNAAA it's just that i used to love tuna and have good memories attached to it and jst . haven't had it in ages. wellll, i've have tuna subs from subway, but that Doesn't Count
oH praar is a beautiful name!! i'm sending my love right back to them đđ nahh, that's only for winter. fall, spring, and summer, my bed's a mess
ahHH YES, they're soft and in Love and [interviewer voice] that's beautiful, harry reading fics tbh is all like 'damn i wish that were me.jpg'
HE REALLY DOES!! he's come a Long Way and i'm very proud of that, but thinking abt how ppl fixate on one (1) bad thing makes me very, very angry
omggg, 2016!! that was . a Trip, to say the least . anD NOOAFSHDKJ @ 2015 you
my friends made me watch the wymb music video at the end of 4th grade (so summer 2012) and it was Downhill from theredskjfh but no, so i knew of their existence and everything but loWkey, i only liked them bc my friends did. also i had like. google alerts set up so i knew all the Drama oof. also. tragicallyyyy i shipped elouno (10y/o me thought she was pretty ok) in 2016 though, i watched The One fimq video and sold my soul & sanity to the devil as i became the biggest larrie
oH RTTTT i went to college early bc i was ""smart"" and now . everything sucks bc i'm not the person i thought i was and i feel myself burning out but i don't care enough to Care y'know . but!! day by day, right! we just have to sit. and reflect. and change a little something each day to be the better person
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yes!!! books have a way of transporting you away from reality. most times i feel like i am watching life zoom by me and that i'm living on autopilot and i don't know how to take back control? i guess we both have ''much 2 think abt!''
odaat!!!! i love that show omg, so glad it was picked up. and yeah, i think that since we are jUst getting rep, it isn't going to be super relatable for everyone. when i was younger, i latched on to any and every desi person, no matter how toxic/bad the rep was lol. i rmbr rlly liking ravi from jessie . rn, i really like skam for rep tbh
babe you knowing that you were who you needed early on is amazing. i know you'll time will come, you just have to take it ahah . one day at a time .
and this has to be my fave quote abt reading: âI have lived a thousand lives and Iâve loved a thousand loves. Iâve walked on distant worlds and seen the end of time. Because I read.â --George R.R. Martin
life comes at you quick huh . my room doesn't feel mine oops, but!! i really want to hang up pictures in mine, fill up the walls with love and whatnot
okay! so! do you listen to music for the melody or the lyrics? some fics/books you'd rec?
last notes: m listeing to lorde rn and thinking of you :')
may life be softer, â¨
#thank YOu for being you!!!#ily and m sending you good vibes đđđđ¤đ¤đ˝đđđťđđ
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Hpcc part two recap from January Third
The scorpion king spends a lot of time anxiously fiddling with his robes, he doesnât know what to do with himself :(
Craig!Karl did an excellent high kick as he ran over to the scorpion king (probs to try and impress him ;))
Luke!Yann was making intense eye contact with the scorpion king as he checked whether they were ;) still ;) on ;) for ;) tonight
Yann and Karl do a very enthusiastic chant on âVOLDEMORTâ
Lola!Polly pointing out as she spelt f a c t and then doing a very dramatic hair flick
âTaking to the ballâ Lola was bobbing up and down like an excited penguin
âOh Potterâ was followed by the loudest âeurghhhhhhâ ever like she was genuinely disgusted
âThe future is ours to makeâ she waved her hands in the air and did a dramatic little squeal
As the staircases went off Lola!Polly collapsed down on the stairs and fanned herself after her moment with the scorpion king
The scene in Dracos office is always super super intense with Jon!Scorpius. He gets worked up very quickly, he simply cannot believe his father would be responsible for all these cruel things and heâs learnt to not bottle up how he feels anymore and he just explodes- very similarly to the library scene :(
After getting his head slammed on the table Jon kinda stays there sobbing for a bit, heâs so broken at this awful world heâs found himself in
Draco finds himself crying and fiddling with his wedding ring at the mention of Astoria and hurridly busys himself with tidying his desk as a distraction
Both of the boys were incredibly emotional and crying as they spoke about Scorpiusâs mother đĽş
Draco comes to give his son a reassuring tap on the chest, but Scorpius fully flinches himself away from him, he is so scarred by the violent way his father treated him moments ago and doesnât feel safe
When Jon mentions Albus he got all choked up on the line âmy best friendâ as if he knew that it was very likely he wouldnât ever get to see him again
When Hermione whipped her wand out at him Scorpius was so panicked and fell to the floor in terror, heâs so scared and as Hermione is on top of him he lies there shaking and twitching his foot, heâs so scared of the pain that might be inflicted on him :( - which makes the torture scene and the crucios later on so much worse
Scorpius tried to point out to Ron that his wands the wrong way round
I cannot remember for the life of me what was going on here but I have in my notes âTom reaching out his hands and jazz handing at the dementorsâ and I felt like that needed to be shared
Scorpius took the biggest gulp before going into the lake, he knows the fate of the world relies on him
I adore how excited Dombus is about seeing a mermaid and then he dramatically re-enacts the âpincersâ and flails his arms around dramatically
The lake hug is one of the cutest hugs ever theyâre both just so happy to see each other and hug so tight đĽş
Jon whacked the tie into the pool with such force it splashed Dom so hard
Draco imitates the awkward way Scorpius says âhello dadâ so sassily with a little wave
Dombus tries so hard to pretend like heâs got no idea what the time turner is - heâs not a good liar ;)
In trouble again! Had some great moments including but not limited to Luke!Yannns iconic staircase cartwheel parkour display, and Rayxia shouting at Ronnie to âgo that wayyyyyâ
Draco is such a little suck up to Mcgonagall, he sticks his hand up and proudly says âseems fairrrrâ he canât help himself but be a teachers pet
On the stairs when RGW finds out she didnât exist Ryan!James does the most reassuring shoulder pat, we stan supportive cousins
Doms reply of ânoâ after the are you okay is so broken and hurt and lost
Albus is properly snuggled up in the slytherin dorm scene, until Scorpius crawls out of bed and gets right round in his face to shout and wake him up
âMalfoy the unanxiousâ Jon puts his hands on his hips and looks so proud of himself đĽş
âIâm not sure being fearless is good for your healthâ on fearless Dom mocked Scorpiusâs confident movements and itâs the cutest thing
Jon then sat down on the bed next to Albus as they had their little heart to heart, and Scorpius kept hugging his knees, there was a lot of touching going on here between the boys too
Albus tucks himself back into bed, ready for a good nights sleep before Scorpius ruins that chance
Ronnie!Cbj looked so worried when he realised scorbus were missing, we stan one prefect in training, he gave a determined nod at his orders from Minnie G and ran off as fast as he could
The owlery Scorpius drapes his legs down the stairs and has his hand resting right behind Albus leaning in super close
âA much underestimated part of modern witchcraftâ- Scorpius then gave Albus a little nudge and it was super cute
Dombus gets very emotional when describing what the dark au was like :(( he thinks itâs all his fault
Scorpius was crouching as far away from Delphi as possible he was clearly very frightened of her :((
Michelle!Hermione was blushing so hard at the âI bloody love youâ and giggling like a little girl as she tapped on Tom!Rons chest
Joward!Draco was full on shaking his head at Rons revelation of Albus and his âolder girlfriendâ like he knew it couldnât be true since itâs clear Albus is in love with his own son
After Ron messes up Scorpiusâs name and calls him âscrupiusâ Joward angrily shouted âSCORPIâ But got cut off before he could say scorpius and just ended up venting out scorpi and it was very sweet
Scorpius flinched as soon as the wand was pointed at him :(((
After Delphi turns to Scorpius, Albus screamed âNO, no PLEASE NOâ
Dombus charges forward at Delphi on the first crucio, hes so desperate to try and save his friend, and when he gets stopped he writhes on the floor in pain but trying to get up and save Scorp
Jon collapses on the floor completly broken after the first crucio, everytime a wand had been pulled at him since the dark au hes flinched, afraid at what awful spell will come out of the wand- I think this is because heâs always been so enfatuated with magic, he loves it and all the clever ways it can be used to help people, but then he sees the horrors it can cause in the dark world and truly appreciates how the awful things it can do, and everytime a wand gets drawn on him heâs terrified, if he could use those awful spells in a situation like that then surely anyone could, and then it finally happens, hes tortured and it breaks him because he knows that another version of himself was using it on innocent people
Before the maze Luke was giving the biggest cheers and Gordon was waving his slytherin scarf around like a windmill
Act Four
In the second EGM there were several shouts of âSHAMEâ and âridiculous!â
When Ron stepped up to defend his friends but said he had no idea what was going on everyone clapped
Scorpius nearly started tearing up when they mentioned Ceeby :(
Albus grabbed Scorpiusâs hand (once again) to drag him along to godrics hollow :))
Lola waved at Luke after they put the pumpkins down and they did the biggest grin at each other and swunggggg their hands together as they exited :))
When hiding from bathilda bagshot Albus ran the furthest Iâve ever seen him run and had absolutely nowhere to hide so just stood by the wall at the front of the stage with his arms crossed and his head down trying his best to not look toooo suspicious (hint: it didnât work)
Whilst watching his grandparents, Albus and Scorpius were stood super close together, Albus so happy heâs seeing his grandparents, Scorpius wanting to be as close to Albus as possible to make sure heâs okay
Both of the adorable little nerds were jumping up and down after seeing Bathilda Bagshot
Jamie!Harry is still sobbing over his interaction with Dumbledore and awkwardly turns away when Draco walks in because he doesnât want to show how vulnerable he really is and puts on a brave face to the world
Joward!Dracos awkward laugh at this office will soon be mine is everything. âHahahahah. Ha.â
Draco was getting very emotinal about Astoria and the blood malediction
Audience: all decide that this is the perfect moment to have a coughing fit
Albus speaks of his grandma with so much admiration and love
Scorbus are so excited about their plans, Dom grabbed Jons shoulders in pure excitement before realising it wouldnât work
They both mime out the cot and standing over the baby and when Albus shouts âhelppppppppâ dead seriously, he started jazz handing before they both collapsed into laughter at how stupid it was
If youâve seen Doms Albus youâll know what Iâm on about but the pause after Scorpius says âIâd choose youâ hes sooooo touched, and so happy about it that heâs literally speechless, and then he starts to open his mouth to say, âIâd choose you tooâ but then in true awkward Albus style he panics last minute and makes the joke about it but itâs so cute and you can see Scorpius knows that he would choose him too
Jon!Scorp listens so intensely to what Albus has to say, even when he has no idea what is going on, he wants to support him and bounces up and down with Albus because he knows heâs super clever and just needs the encouragement!
Tom!Ron leaning in for a hug after the âyouâve got really nice hair Dracoâ and Joward being super sassy and turning away
Scorpius ran away from Draco when he came towards him, heâs still haunted by the dark world :(
But then they leaned in for the hug and it lasted foreverrrrr neither of them wanted to let go and when they finally broke apart Joward started holding Jons cheeks đĽş
Albus and Ginnyâs hug was super cute as always and then Albus kept his arm wrapped around ginny long after she broke apart
Susie and Jamie are the perfect Hinny, in the church they have a beautiful heart to heart and the they lean in together so that their foreheads are touching and itâs the cutest thing ever
Scorpius is glowing after being referred to as like Hermione, it means so much to him to be referred to the girl who was âthe brightest witch of her ageâ and the current minister for magic
Scorpius does not want his dad to volunteer to be voldemort heâs shaking his head and trying to protect him in case something goes wrong and he loses the last member of his only family :(
After the suggestion of âzaPpingâ Delphi, Draco makes zapping hand actions before he can stop himself and then looks at his hands in absolute disgust
Albus steps in front of his dad when Draco makes a comment, heâs so desperate to protect him
There was a lot of reassuring holding going on with Scorbus as Albus watches his dad turn into voldemort :(
When Ron and Scorpius are looking out for Delphi, they were having a conversation and then Jon made binoculars with his hands to mime his being on the lookout
Dombus takes Harryâs wand away during Lily and James and just holds Jamieâs hand đĽş
Draco was stroking Scorpiusâs head :((
Yolly did another hand hold as they walked across the stage and Lola!Polly was giggling :))
Jon says âoh yeah rightâ after the mention of Rose after their hug so quickly and confused, Rose is literally the last thing on Scorpiusâs mind right then bless him
Jamie!Harry did a large shudder before muttering out âpigeons!!â
Jamie!Harry did the biggest laugh at Albusâs pigeon racing joke and it was reallyyyyy sweet
And thatâs it on my notes there but I hope it managed to give you some dombus and scone feels and plenty of scorbus đĽşđ cast four are really something special and I loveeee writing about them so sorry these notes are rather long haha :)
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hi senny!! im so proud of you for reaching 50 followers <33 ill be here waiting for the 500!!
for your event :O i, mercury bestest planet (they/it) would like to bring my darling bokuto kĹtarĹ with me to your lovely place! me and kĹ's theme song is probably home by edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros (i linked my favourite cover).
i would appreciate a drabble! thank you senny <3 i love you forever
looks like MERCURY has arrived !
welcome to the arcade, mercury and bokuto !
he's absolutely INFATUATED by you
he loves your smile, and will do anything to see it!
you smiled at someone's puppy? be prepared for at least 7 pictures of puppies daily (if not hourly)
he finds your voice relaxing, whether you're talking, singing, or humming
his favourite moments with you aren't nessecarily big and bold, some of the most precious ones are where you're cuddled up together and watching a cheesy rom-com
he LOVES showing you off to the team! if you're not there in person, he brags about you and shows them the latest pictures of the two of you
sometimes he gets insecure because he knows he's not the best at reading emotional cues, so little gestures like surprise kisses and random compliments go a long way <3
your song: loverboy by a-wall
"meeeerr!" bokuto whined. you smiled and looked at him, raising an eyebrow. "what's wrong, ko?" you asked. he pouted and crossed his arms. "it's not fairrrr! you're too good at these games, and i haven't even won you one thing!" he said, gesturing to all of the arcade machines. you laughed and pecked his cheek. "how about this... every time i win, you owe me a kiss, and every time you win, i owe you one?" you asked. bokuto thought for a second, realising it was a win-win situation. he instantly perked up, dragging you to the air hockey table. "let's start playing then!! we have loads of tokens to spend!!"
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Someone come help me come up with a few...or no pls help me with uni work instead.
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ok but like same girl
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cosysimmer replied to your post âThis is so late and itâs not even Sundayâ
ALSO YASSSS FLOWERS
IKR I think I wanna keep doing that but it was less weird in a foreign country where I look like a dumb tourist anyway
cosysimmer replied to your post âThis is so late and itâs not even Sundayâ
WHY R U SO CUTE IT ISNT FAIRRRR
I only think Iâm cute 20% of the time and the rest of the time I am disgusted by my reflection, so I think itâs quite fair xD
thatsimslove replied to your photoset âFLAME! Have you not learned how to hold a child yet?? R: DA! MORE! F:...â
Their kids are too perfect give me them
thatsimslove replied to your photoset âFLAME! Have you not learned how to hold a child yet?? R: DA! MORE! F:...â
Okay well I love her too
I know! The Miracle kids are something special. You canât help but love them all ;_;
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What a pure child :)
Iâm glad there is another! I really am done now tho.
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aww my heart âĽ
tots in ts4 give me so many feels man ;_; tots in general, but 4 has such great animations!
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they're all so beautiful
and so grown up!! Itâs crazy!
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so cute!!!!
They always make me happy ;_;
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I always enjoy your stuff just sometimes when i'm feeling down, I won't leave comments
hey I didnât say you have to ;) Iâm happy when you do, but I know when you donât itâs not because you donât like it! I know it can be difficult ;_;
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I feel that way so many times! It happens when i finish a book I love
it doesnât always happen tho, I can love books without them becoming my entire world, which is a bit more convenient XD but aghhhhh I wish I could read all my good books for the first time again...is that weird? Thatâs probably weird.
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so this is how She Returns with her emojis xD welcome back Daria!
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ah thatâs fairrrr. I sometimes wonder if I shouldâve just left EtF where it was as a like... trial run story-thing, but like. it wasnât exactly the first and also weâre here now.
I get that! Sometimes names having meanings for the characters are good. fun little extra depth. Itâs just apparently the thing that will tangle me trying to make it make sense. Like why their parents named them that? And sometimes, you know, the meaning doesnât have to come into that, but sometimes itâs just... wildly on the nose like... did the parents prophecy this. Did they see it coming. (Remus Lupin annoys me for this exact reason. Like they were asking for him to be a werewolf)
 My naming is all over the place lmao. So like my early stuff is typical Fantasy Syllables Because They Sound Rad never mind the spelling that I occasionally stick meanings on. Ifernia Fiarer is uh. absolutely butchering fire words bc sheâs phoenix. The early werecreatures I tangled meanings for bc they were based on me ânâ my friends (originally it was going to be like dumb comic strip shenanigans of adventures. and then I realised I donât have the patience to draw, so that fell away) so I just stole our name meanings and translated them again
 Now I mostly see what Vibes with sounds ânâ that. I have waves of characters who begin with âAâ and then âKâ haha, n I rarely look at name meanings unless Iâm
7 and 15 of the writer's asks?
7: What was the first novel you ever tried to write? If youâve never tried to write a novel, then what was the first story you ever wrote?
Well it wasn't exactly a novel, but the first (original) story I ever wrote was a romance, about a boy moving to a new city, who falls in love with a friend he made there. I like the story a lot, but it's unfinished....
15: How do you name settings/characters?
As for characters: with a lot of thought and a baby naming website xD I need very long to pick names, they need to sound nice or have a nice meaning (preferably both!)
And settings: I don't. Seriously, I suck so much at naming locations that I just... don't do it. (So if anyone has any tips, go ahead and let me know ^^)
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#no god no rambles are excellent thank you#hilariously I can't find where I got Leiri from. bc I thought it was greek for lily but uh. That's Krinos so what? I am confused.#apparently leiri means comb or crest#I may have to switch that up bc her name meaning does actually have importance oops
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