#because she’ll either

[moonfurthetemmie]

Unrelated to the last post (joke) do you think an eldritch creature could take advantage of a destiny bond to fuck with DS Nightmare and Dream? because if yes they definitely will need extra help because Nightmare is in no shape to try and stop H!Lear and H!Puck.

The thing’s influence might be too powerful once he gets near the main sources of its power in this dimension (the rings), and when he gets there he suddenly can’t remember what he was trying to stop them from doing and just joins them

[vigilskeep]

“then she died killing the archdemon. i cried so hard. she’ll never know the difference she made in my life.” “it was a dark time. there was one light. she saved us. she saved me.” dagna 😭😭

[aizenat]

I don’t care who hates this, but I always loved Hilary. I was buying shit from her campaign too to spread the message. I was excited to vote for what I thought was going to be our first female president.

Yall can’t make me hate her either lol.

[stupidrant]

SANTA MONICA STUDIOS GIVE ME MORE ANGRBODA CONTENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

PLEASE WE ARE BEGGING WE ARE GETTING FRUSTRATED 😡😡😡😡 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[quietwingsinthesky]

in the amelia pond au, amelia’s aunt does still send her to therapy between doctor adventures, but since amelia is now secure in the fact that he’s Definitely Real since both rory and mels have also met him and because she lost a tooth last week from tripping on the stairs of the tardis, she doesn’t bite any therapists this time around. and besides, her therapist is a very funny lady. she reminds amelia of her doctor, with how her voice will flip and jump in volume and accent and tone on a whim, with how she’ll talk to amelia like they’re conspiring together. she keeps the pictures amelia draws of the doctor and their adventures for her, even hangs one or two on the walls. she listens very intently to every detail, which no adults in amelia’s life do save the doctor himself and river song, whenever she’s around. and best of all, whenever she tells amelia’s aunt that amelia is doing just fine, don’t you worry, she’ll grow out of this, she winks at amelia so that amelia will know her therapist is only playing along to wave away her aunt’s suspicion.

it is a little odd, though, that she insists on only being called Missy. but amelia is quite used to odd by now.

[only-one-brain-cell]

Why in the actual fuck was Carmy not at the hospital when his SISTER WAS IN LABOR??????

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

All this time waiting for Marianne to reappear and there’s a 0% chance she’ll interact with Tom because it looks like he’s not coming to the funeral for some reason

[birdy-bird27]

I’m so normal and not overthinking things rn :) I’m the normalest human ever

[ortanthaig]

Mother in law has been telling us for months that her and father in law can’t wait until we move out. Told her yesterday that we’ll be out in a month, three months max, and are already planning inspections.

Now she’s trying to deter us from moving and wants us to stay 💀💀💀

[somedudewithantlers]

ya girl Steve is not doing all that great in college work life

[amurder-ofcrows]

i, the guy with a percy bysshe shelley quote as a blog title, get to write an entire essay about the use of diction and structure in percy bysshe shelley’s poetry and i cannot be happier

[lesbiangracehanson]

i can’t deal with the fact that my cat pretty regularly at this point will pick a time in the evening when i’m sat on the sofa, usually watching tv, and climb onto my chest and attach herself to me, in a way that’s only viable if i hold her up and then she just waits because she knows that i will 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[uptownthots]

saw your post criticizing kamala's campaign messaging and then seeing it get votescolds on your ass for an entire month. holy shit. you're so fuckin right and you shouldn't have to deal with people who can't take any criticism towards harris without plugging their ears and saying "vote blue no matter who!!"

I think what’s funny is that there really was no Big Message behind that post—its not “here’s why we shouldn’t vote” or “here’s why I’m not voting” it’s a very basic observation about ads that I found annoying and didn’t think were effective, but people are literally losing their minds over it💀

[camgoloud]

i simply feel that if you burn shit in your roommate’s skillet you should then feel the obligation to be the one who scrapes it out and cleans up

[candycryptids]

Hi! (^o^)/ I dunno if you've already answered it somewhere, but I couldn't see! So i thought I'd ask! How did Colette end up working at the Gold Saucer?!

I HAVE NOT !!!! 💖💦 I forgor. :’3

Colette gets her job at the Gold Saucer because she and Colette arrive on the back of that dusty Chocobo cart with about a thousand Gil to their name total. They need cash to live, if they don’t intend to end up like the refugee’s starving outside the city walls. So they sort of pick up being mercenary-adventurer’s, but Colette is seeking to safe guard Setsuna from danger, and neither of them are making them much money; it’s actually Godbert who steps in after she’d taken out a particularly predatory loan to make sure they could gear up AND still have food and board and unfortunately lessons at the black mages guild… she was running late on payments and was seeking any possibly way to come up with the Gil, when he offers her a job opportunity after over hearing her distress :T (along with an advance bonus to clear her debt. Part of her contract disallows her from taking any other loans from anyone not approved by the Manderville Family, but she hasn’t really needed to since getting employed there-)

Her boss has been understanding of her numerous leave of absences, while traveling with Setsuna tailing after the Warriors of Light, though she comes back to work whenever she can. Some of her early jobs were just ‘promotionals’ for the Gold Saucer, and assisting in running Mahjong Tables and bar service. (Setsuna’s echo is.. seeing SPECIFICALLY what Kizuna and Ishi had done, through their eyes, so she’s sort of retracing their steps while trying to understand what it all means*)

She typically works all the holidays, and weaponizes the way people seem to like looking at her for bigger tips. It’s sometimes exhausting to be ogled so much, but the pay is too good to quit, and she honestly respects Godbert enough to not try to slither out of her contract.. She’s simply not interested in having sex with anybody (aside from Setsuna, and they haven’t even figured out they have a crush on each other yet. So it’s like a Future Exception.). Her most frequent phrase is “Darling, you could not AFFORD me.”

She recently spent a short stint in one of the Water-imp costumes, having always wanted to try dressing up as one of the famous gold Saucer Cactuars; those costumes only came in lalafell sizes, so her Cactuar costumed dreams are, for now, in the trash. She uses a Gold Saucer Black Mage Staff as part of a sponsorship deal. Eventually also picks up the Dark Knight Weapon, though hers is a different material from the ones behind the counter. Even still, she doesn’t fight with it, worrying it’ll break. She’s used to the heavier duty weapons a proper Monster Hunter wields, crafted from monster parts.

*Setsuna belongs to one of my partners and it’s been a minute since we hashed out all the details, and if it was written down, by god, I can’t find it, so this might be mildly inaccurate, but the gist of following the main WoL’s is correct.

[professorlegaspi]

This line by Josh makes me crazy. Is that what he told himself every day when Celia wouldn’t talk to him, wouldn’t give him any way to help? Is that the ultimatum he gave himself? You either trust what she tells you or you don’t. At what point did he stop trusting her when she said ‘I’m fine’ and ‘I don’t need your help’? How long did he wait before going behind her back with Quiroz? And how does he feel now, making it black and white, a no nuance choice between having a relationship and having none?