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Unrelated to the last post (joke) do you think an eldritch creature could take advantage of a destiny bond to fuck with DS Nightmare and Dream? because if yes they definitely will need extra help because Nightmare is in no shape to try and stop H!Lear and H!Puck.
The thing’s influence might be too powerful once he gets near the main sources of its power in this dimension (the rings), and when he gets there he suddenly can’t remember what he was trying to stop them from doing and just joins them
#also it’d be so funny if JR managed to arrest H!Puck and H!Lear and take the rings#and H!Elphaba did such a good job of acting that Dream let her help guard the rings to make sure the whisperies didn’t get to anyone#because she’ll either#1. take them herself when he turns his back#or 2. bring them to H!Puck and H!Lear the instant she hears that they broke out#or the secret 3rd option: it tells her to wait and just fuck up the cameras n shit when the pair get to the room the rings are being held in#either way I need H!Elphaba to so such a good job of acting like she’s not affected by the rings and that she doesn’t want o#to be with those two crazy bastards#that Dream not only believes her but puts her in the WORST position if he wants to keep the rings away from the pair#on the bright side she’ll definitely do a good job of keep them from anyone ELSE
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ROLE SWAAAAAAAAAAAAP. Debbie can now be eligible for the worst parent award! No real thoughts for plot ideas yet, just messing around with a design.
#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#invincible rotating in my mind#digital art#fanart#procreate art#invincible#invincible fanart#debbie grayson#invincible au#viltrumite Debbie#And If I call this AU mommy issues what then? HUH#she wears red instead of green cause evil murder color.#I am tired rn lol#but yeah opposite Debbie so opposite color#Much like Nolan she doesn’t deviate far from viltramites uniform either#Keeping some elements#Obliviously the red. Blood on her hands. You get it.#Everlasting just sounds fun. Like she’ll outlast all of humanity. If she hunts you down you’ll run out of energy. You cannot escape her.#Her success is inevitable type feel? Yknow?#His uniform is slightly diff to reflect her but idkkkkk#Lighter pallets for her cause Viltrum uniform. Red and pink and grey is always on her#some way even if it’d just one color#Using brain rot to make me get better at anatomy because I am a genius#She tells mark why the fuck did she give birth to such a failure#For all the months she created him. Felt sick. felt fucking awful. And this is how it turned out! He will earn the life he’s been given.#Fucked up in a diff way lol.#Finale has just as much violence but diff psychological damage#Mark ends trying to prove why he deserves to live why he’s born#self esteem is in the negatives here#he clings to heroism to prove his worth. Desperate for public approval. He is always patrolling. Ends up paralleling his mom by working all
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One of my favorite things to do as a crafter is to show someone my new project and when they ask what it is, sound really hurt like, “You can’t tell?”
I like to do this because they’ll get this brief second of panic on their face and I am evil.
#I get my mom with this all the time#but mainly because I will tell her straight up what I’m making and then she’ll ask what it is#either pay attention or I’m gonna be a villain
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I love my stinky man :(
#for reasons this is just a joke in ref to the prev post i am not actually sad or mad#gummmyspeaks#ok but i like thinking about Price who’s lost it all#ticking time bomb John my beloved#each chore felt like a dreaded briefing#trapped in his own bed surrounded by comfort which is the scent of cigar and bitterly- cigarettes#because he ran out of cigars and would not want to buy or get new set from his own collections#his hair is tousled ruffled and messy and his beard is unkempt#i think about either Laswell or Nik would come drag his ass out of that state#or my dear Raven#she would be awkward about it but if Price doesn’t corporate then she’ll get a move on#first thing first opening the damn window to let the air in and the sunlight to sizzle out the bad air - yk the typical asian move#then its to try to convince him out the bed - take a shower with me works#but there is promised sexy smexy time she is sCRUBBING and eXFOLIATING the shit out of him#he grumbles whine and cry about it but at least he gets to hug and get coodle by Raven who is currently#holding him by the jaw and slathering horse oil beard on his sharp spiky cactus beard#ok now what if i actually make this an au dammit
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Look. This is going to be a weird question and I know it’s going to be but I’m gonna ask anyway. If the power of blood magic comes from blood symbolizing life, then would menstrual blood be especially powerful for its connection to fertility? Similar to the trope of the heart being a powerful organ to use in rituals because of its symbolic importance as the blood-pumping organ.
#OOC / HOLLY.#MOBILE.#menstruation tw#it makes SENSE#either way I can tell you Jo when she was alive would use that blood#because otherwise it’s a waste in her opinion#she didn’t ask for this cycle and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t get smth out of it
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“then she died killing the archdemon. i cried so hard. she’ll never know the difference she made in my life.” “it was a dark time. there was one light. she saved us. she saved me.” dagna 😭😭
#this is making me upset because dagna was such a little light for minerva and SHE’LL never know that either#head in hands
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I don’t care who hates this, but I always loved Hilary. I was buying shit from her campaign too to spread the message. I was excited to vote for what I thought was going to be our first female president.
Yall can’t make me hate her either lol.
#her child healthcare act is the reason I could see doctor for all the MANY health issues I had as a child#i literally owe my health and therefore life to her#middle class assholes don’t get it: the second I learned she wanted to expand that to everyone#and she was pro gay marriage in a time where everyone hated us#even back in the ‘08 election I was rooting for her over Obama#I wasn’t mad at Obama because I knew the democrat would win after bush#and I was like we’re either getting our first female or black president#BUT in the primaries I was really rooting for Hillary and I was excited to vote for her in 2016#she’ll always be my president#the president who never was#I’m making that a thing lol
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SANTA MONICA STUDIOS GIVE ME MORE ANGRBODA CONTENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
PLEASE WE ARE BEGGING WE ARE GETTING FRUSTRATED 😡😡😡😡 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
#THAT PARTTT#My monster girl i love and miss her bad 😢😢😢💔💔💔💔 slight rant below#I can tell they are kinda scared to put her in the forefront but like who really cares plus shes getting more fans😭#Im sure she’ll join atreus fully or partially on his journey i hope they put more emphasis on her esp in promos. I think it just makes sens#considering her role and all. It would make me disappointed if they tried to hide her because of trolls bc hiding her imo#would make things worse and make them look shady 😭😭😭😭#Thankfully they are primarily focused on kratos post-valhalla so im not too disappointed because they havent#posted about anybody else too much or at all either. I need to stop and go on twitter 😭😭 the more angie fans on there the better#Angrboda appreciation#asks#gowr#god of war#angrboda#god of war ragnarok#gow#Gow ragnarok
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Why in the actual fuck was Carmy not at the hospital when his SISTER WAS IN LABOR??????
#the bear#carmy berzatto#“yeah we’re not gonna have Carmy at the hospital because that could present a opportunity for Carmy and Nat to bond”#“and for Carmy to hold his nice and to be happy and we can’t have that”#“we can’t have him reconnecting with his mom either because she’ll try to apologize and we can’t have that either”#-the writers while writing this episode
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I’m so normal and not overthinking things rn :) I’m the normalest human ever
#I WAS FUCKING LATE TO WORK TODAY BY 2 FUCKING MINUTESSSSS AGHHH#That means any bonus this weekend I don’t fucking get it#bullshit#because my car battery died#and I literally ran to work since I live a couple blocks away#THE WORST PART IS I COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN MY MOMS BIME#*BIKE#IM A FUCKING IDIOT#I’m so pissed it’s not funny#I’m getting irrationally angry#I feel myself getting worked up#I need to calm down#what happened already happened#I can’t change it#this was my first time in three years ever being late#this will ruin my life#I’m feeling sick thinking about it#i have this really irrational fear and obsession about being early and on time for things#where if I’m late I have to stop myself from full on crying mental breakdown#Im having such a hard time not loosing my mind#it’s ok#I have to make it ok#and my managers and everything weren’t mad or anything either#they said they get it#but they aren’t the ones who controls the bonus it’s my boss#and idk if she’ll let it slide
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Mother in law has been telling us for months that her and father in law can’t wait until we move out. Told her yesterday that we’ll be out in a month, three months max, and are already planning inspections.
Now she’s trying to deter us from moving and wants us to stay 💀💀💀
#‘you need stable work to do that don’t forget that. you’ve quit your last few jobs so’ shut the fuck up bitch 🤡#I’m in corporate retail now and am praised on my team. even though I’ve only been here two weeks. like wow yes so unstable#it’s literally just because she’s realised that my bf and I have been paying for all of her stuff LOOOOL#so now she needs to find a way to come up with $1100+ a month and that’s JUST for bills. not food or anything else#just watch in three months time she’ll either be a) begging for money or b) begging us to move back in#art.txt
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ya girl Steve is not doing all that great in college work life
#tryna convince myself to do an essay rough draft by thinking how it could “”””impress””” a guy in my English class that i can’t tell if i’m#crushing on bc i’ve never been in feasible romantic situations (ie crushing on some1 not a fictional mythical entity) or if there’s just#serious mutual “we should b friends but oh god how do i actually talk to them” tension#either way there’s undoubtedly smthn here I just gotta get past aaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll the social trauma from being ostracized#in middle school & having absolutely 0 consistent real friends in high school; i swear to that axolotl i am on constant Survival Mode at#school & it shows so badly#should’ve (ie an “excuse me” or “thank you”)#and typing this is EXTREMELY counterproductive rn I’ve been here for like 5 minutes#anyway i feel stupid for this because it feels like smthn i should’ve been doing in high school but thank the undiagnosed adhd for#annihilating my “high school experience” in favor of homework I could never complete and still can’t apparently#like for christ’s sake could i at least be doing good at schoolwork & creative projects if i can’t have a social life#or instead have a few friends to make it feel like there’s less pressure on the hw cuz there’s more important things in my life#literally screenshooting this rn to know to talk to my therapist abt it. doubt she’ll b able to help but might as well yeah#i don’t want it to be obvious how much self loathing & pity & general angst i’m holding when i talk to ppl but I’ve never ever been a good#emotions actor & never will tbh.#AND my minecraft house looks ugly. send post
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breaking news: if you tell a child that they remind you of someone you hate and constantly insult near everyday- even if you mean ‘just the good things’- theyll more than likely internalize it!
#j’s a bloody mess#Well. If she treats him like that and compares me to him#She’ll treat me like that.#It doesnt matter that you were supposedly talking about my work ethic. Im a lazy peice of shit whos never done anything in life and would b#Better off dead and always will be unloveable by everyone and should just shut up about my intrests because theyre stupid and i talk too mu#H anyways. And everythings always my fault and i ruin everything etc etc.#Either maybe dont compare your kids like that or hate the person in silent. Or at least not bitch to your kid.
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i, the guy with a percy bysshe shelley quote as a blog title, get to write an entire essay about the use of diction and structure in percy bysshe shelley’s poetry and i cannot be happier
#i’m in a british literature class for my 200 level english class#and for my 17th-20th century essay i got to choose shelley!!!#i’m so fucking excited#my professor didn’t put a max word count and i think she’s going to regret that#or maybe she’ll love it because she loves british literature#either way i’m hype#- r
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saw your post criticizing kamala's campaign messaging and then seeing it get votescolds on your ass for an entire month. holy shit. you're so fuckin right and you shouldn't have to deal with people who can't take any criticism towards harris without plugging their ears and saying "vote blue no matter who!!"
I think what’s funny is that there really was no Big Message behind that post—its not “here’s why we shouldn’t vote” or “here’s why I’m not voting” it’s a very basic observation about ads that I found annoying and didn’t think were effective, but people are literally losing their minds over it💀
#to be clear I’m not voting for her. but the post wasn’t abojt Swaying people to not vote either#if anything it’s a criticism of her supports because they’re the ones claiming she’ll do xzy for marginalized people lol#*supporters
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i simply feel that if you burn shit in your roommate’s skillet you should then feel the obligation to be the one who scrapes it out and cleans up
#sometimes i think about the fact that i’m literally the only person who’s cleaned the kitchen in this place for the entire year and a half#i’ve lived here and i get. a little pissed off#i’ve tried being polite and bringing up the problem without explicitly pointing fingers by leaving cleaning products (which i bought)#out on the counters and sending a text in the group chat like ‘hey! 😊 i got these wipes for us! i think that all of us could#use these a little more often so that the kitchen doesn’t get so gross!’ but it seems that everyone either has no sense of shame or just#genuinely doesn’t mind living in filth for the periods between the marathon cleaning sessions i do every few weekends when i have the time#one of the guys who lives downstairs will just walk right by me cleaning up on his way to the fridge and pretend he can’t see me#which is still better than the other one (the one who just burned shit in my skillet) who once saw me cleaning and asked if he could help#and when i got all pleased and asked if he could maybe take the trash out for me while i was cleaning counters (a small and simple task!#when he’d literally asked me if there was anything he could do!) he visibly deflated. said ‘well i’m not really around here much [so it’s#not my trash in there etc.]’ and wandered off. without doing anything#like. HELLO???? you could have just been like the other guy and pretended you didn’t see me doing all the work if this was how you were#going to be about it#but i guess he wanted to feel good about himself having offered/expected me to just say ‘oh no thanks i love being your housekeeper 😊’#tbh i really need to be more assertive and be like ‘hey guys i’m sick of this’ and maybe. bring up the Sexism of it all. because.#you know. the whole situation feels pretty gendered#was complaining about all this to an irl friend the other day and she said i should start a chore chart but i don’t want to be responsible#for maintaining the chore chart either! take on the mental load of managing the housework and also turning into Resident Bitch for asking#men to do things for me. you know. there is simply no way out here#there is another woman who lives here as well but unfortunately i don’t think she’ll be much help in forcing the issue because. she doesn’t#clean shit either!#actually in the days since she moved in the shower drain in our bathroom has become horrendously clogged which. well. i mean not to point#fingers but one of us has got about two inches of hair and the other has got a foot and a half. so#i also simply feel that if you clog a drain you should be the one to unclog it but i’ll probably do that as well#sorry for the massive tag rant by the way i really shouldn’t make myself out to be some kind of martyr because i’m not particularly neat#myself but…. ooooh god if the bar isn’t all the way down in hell#anyway i just did a whole bunch of dishes but i left that one skillet to soak passive-aggressively overnight#i don’t think the aggression will come across though because i think he genuinely won’t even pay attention to the fact that it’s still#dirty and i’ll end up being the one to clean it tomorrow#caseyposting
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