#because percy has grey hair by the time the kid is 5 or 10

[lilislegacy]

my little headcanons (pjo) - part idk

percy and annabeth have an ‘oops’ baby when they’re in their 40s

i think they start having kids in their mid 20s and are done by the time they’re in their mid 30s, because they have four. so percy, without even needing to be asked, goes and gets a vasectomy. but since demigods heal differently than regular humans, his vas deferens end up reconnecting—meaning the vasectomy literally reverses itself—and annabeth gets pregnant when she’s like 45. they don’t even find out until she’s about four months along, and at first, they’re convinced it’s the gods’ doing. good chance they storm olympus demanding to know who did it, and the gods are just like, “uh… that wasn’t us. it’s just demigod biology.” so then they have to tell their kids, including their oldest who’s like 20, that the white jackson 5 is officially becoming a reality lol. (and of course, the baby is a boy—because only a rascal son of perseus persassy jackson would be that mischievous and sneak his way into the world like that)

and then percy has to get his vasectomy redone every 5-10 years lol

[explosiongamora]

Steve Rogers Headcanons / what he's like in my DR (i've shifted twice:))

Transgender FTM 

 Omnisexual

Steve’s father was physically and emotionally abusive towards him and his mother Sarah.

^ not really a headcanon, as Steve's father was abusive in the comics, but you get the point 

The Super Soldier Serum is what helped steve through his transition  - FTM

Loves starbucks (his favorite is a vanilla bean frap, obviously)

Loves dogs

Is allergic to cats 

Hates birds

Hates british accents (he barley dealt with peggys) 

Cant cook lol

Can bake really well tho^

 cleans and bake when he’s stressed

Loves curvy women (honestly the curvier, the better.)

Hates parties and get-togethers, even if they’re small.

LOVES MYTHOLOGY 

Paints his nails for special occasions (holidays, birthdays, etc)

Hates big trucks.

Loves the name Cassidy for some reason.

Has like 5 dogs of all different breeds.

Lives in a small little cottage on a small mountain with a huge lake wrapped around it.

LOVES SNORKELING 

he hates going to the mall (unless he can stop at forever 21)

His house is  like 90% windows and 10% wall.

Wants to go to the spa, but is too embarrassed to actually go 

HATES. HORROR. MOVIES.

he literally lives on pinterest and buzzfeed. 

^ no srsly he's obsessed. Like he even has a monthly subscription to buzzfeed

LOVES LOVES LOVES MILEY CYRUS

AND TAYLOR SWIFT 

HES A SWIFTIE FOR LIFE ( they can recite every lyric of every song tswift has ever written)

Loves the percy jackson book series 

Hates the color brown 

HATES HATES HATES SPIDERS

Loves kids sm. Like someone please give this poor man a baby already.

Is deathly afraid of cardi b

Watched fifty shades of grey for the plot.   The plot in question: 

Loves braiding hair ( i feel like he would grow his hair out a little just so he could give himself tiny braids on either side of his head :,,)

Every time bucky and peter (p) watch ahs (i’ll explain in bucky headcanons later lolz) steve will run to his room and won't leave until the episode is over. 

One time he walked in just as twisty the clown was on screen and he screamed like a banshee and super sprinted to his room and didn't leave for 2 days.

He definitely has an iphone 6+ and refuses to upgrade phones

He's actually a really big fan of lacrosse and enjoys watching the games at the local highschool (creepy lowkey) 

He really wanted to go to a nirvana concert but sam and bucky bursted his bubble by telling him (rather bluntly) that kurt cobain was dead and nirvana was not together anymore 

He got depressed and didn't talk to Sam or Bucky for 8 hours.

He doesn't like One Direction (the music isn't his type) but he really appreciates Harry styles and all he does for the LGBT community :)

He even went to a harry styles concert with thor because loki wouldn't go with him

Likes making power points ( he fully believes he's an internet genius every time he successfully creates a powerpoint)

His favorite bands include: Mother Mother, Nirvana, The Lumineers, and Paramore. 

He went as a panda for halloween one year (nat did all his makeup obviously)

When bucky first joined the avengers (go with it) steve saw how much bucky hated his arm so he forced tony to make a metal arm for him too so bucky would feel better :,)

Dumbass tony however made it for the wrong arm so it went on his right hand instead of his left (like bucky’s) so  steve holds bucky’s left hand with his right when bucky gets nervous or anxious  :,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)))))

 Did i mention he loves dogs?

Another year for halloween him, sam, and bucky went to tony’s halloween party as dogs :)

Scott once told steve he gave off golden retriever energy so he went as a golden retriever :,)

His favorite board game is sorry and uno, no questions asked. 

Hes deathly afraid of the people in his insta comments calling him “super zaddy soldier”

Fall and spring are his favorite seasons btw <3

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idk how to feel about this lol, i hope this was good and you enjoyed it :)

i will also be making more headcanons for the other avengers / marvel characters :)

lmk if you have anything to add <3 

[mali-umkin]

Could you do a post presenting your pets ? The few of them I've seen are so cute 👀 I have a bun too !

Omg omg there's nothing I'd do with more pleasure!!

So here are Paquita (brown) and Perséphone (grey), they're 9 and 8. Paquita is the leader and she used to have a crappy temper with other animals while she's a sweetheart with humans, but now she loves Percy so very much <3 Perséphone loves exploring and taking care of her best friend

This is Marnie, she's 6, she's my wee little baby. Just a wonderful little girl always up to exploring, always talking and loving to mind her own business in the garden with the girls. She's incredibly independent for a guinea-pig, she just loves life.

This is Érol, he's 10, I call him chicken (poulet) and he's scared of many things while always wanting to appear sure of himself so that's funny to watch. He loves playing with my hair and with water drops. And also classical music, the epic, Versailles Court and military kind.

This is Molly, she's 4, she's super curious and doesn't like pictures at all. She loves showers and playing with Érol even if sometimes he's annoyed with her because she's full of energy. She also loves classical music, but quieter pieces

That's Merlin, he's 6, he's my baby boy. Very very very needy, loves hugs, just a big baby really, has some emotional issues because of a rough start in life. He loves belly rubs and generally spending time with us, but he enjoys his solitude as well. I'm not kidding he has at least 25 nicknames.

And finally this is Suzie! She's 5 and a wonderful little being who has lots of issues with cats' social life and interactions with both cats and humans but who's gotten really better at it. She's incredibly talkative and expressive and really really clever. She adores her brother and is super skilled at annoying him. I love her.

We also have a frog called White, even if he's brown and green! That's it, these are all my children ❤️ You can see more pics on Instagram (alittlehairyfamily)

[bonillart]

PJO Headcanons (probably unpopular)

College: 

1. Annabeth attended Harvard

2. Percy went to the New Rome University (come on you guys our boy is smart but with his record this is his best shot)

3. I can see Percy becoming either a teacher. social worker, or marine biologist

3a. the school is for demigods so he doesn't have the issue of dyslexia, he however has to study a lot, but if its marine biology he internally knows everything

3b. He is a diver for the swimming team because the speed thing would be cheating. 

4. Frank and Percy are roommates during college 

5.Frank and Hazel break up but get back together as adults. 

6. Leo doesn't attend college but opens his own mechanic shop. 

7. Leo invents demigod friendly tech

Post College:

8. Annabeth and Percy made long distance work, but Annabeth’s careers makes her jump from place to place, Percy follows her around. 

9. Because Percy moves in with Annabeth, Frank is by himself for a while. 

10. Will is still going through college during this time because med school

11. I believe Clarisse and Chris become close friends with Annabeth and Percy because there are not that many couples that stayed together and they double date or something 

11a. Clarisse and Percy hate admitting that they are friends and will deny it at all cost. 

11b. They are constantly making jabs at each other

12. Clarisse becomes a detective (think of Rosa from B99)

Family:

13. @thejudgingtrash has posts that are amazing regarding parenting/ jobs

14. Will and Nico adopt (I don’t see them using a surrogate but I guess thats a possibility) 

15. Frank and Hazel have two kids, they were both only children, and Hazel loves her brother Nico and realized how “lonely” an only child is so they decided on two. A girl name Nicole, and a boy name Fai

16. Leo decided to become a foster parent being that he was in the system and he wanted to have a safe space. 

17. Percy and Annabeth have two kids as well, (see 13), they are working parents and know that they want to have careers but also a family and three kids are a lot of work.

17a. They were all planned pregnancies. They had their first at 27

17b. I either see them having 2 boys, or a boy and a girl. 2 boys, one with curly black hair but that is identical to Percy in the way that Percy is to Poseidon, and the other boy is Annabeth’s mini me but with straight blonde hair and darker grey eyes. boy 1′s name is James after Sally’s dad, and boy 2′s name is Adler because Annabeth got to name him and she couldn't think of another name, and she didnt want to use Oliver because OJ, but also didnt want to use a name that had a tragic story. for my second scenario James remains but Adler becomes Allison (Ally), a girl with wavy black hair and grey eyes that looks a lot like Annabeth and Sally

17c. Percy is the stricter parent. 

Camp(s):

18. New Athens isn't a thing, the camp expands but the camp is designed to be a summer camp. so no city 

19. As it turns out Zeus had a bunch of kids that started coming out of the wood works when the gang was at college (turns out Percy’s wish worked in his favor being that he had broken the pack)

19a. Hades didn’t have any kids cause he was the only one that was true to his word 

19b. Poseidon always jokes about more demigod children but they never appear (he truly loved Sally and wanted to make her a queen- thats canon)

20. Will and Nico once took in one of the Zeus’ kids for a while 

21. They all visit during the summer, but aren't truly there as campers

22. On August 18 they celebrate Kronos defeat while also remembering the fallen heroes 

23. The seven stories have become larger than life, and their personalities have been obstructed by people’s stories to the point where some of them are very far fetch (cough cough kinda like the fandom cough)

24. The old campers all tease each other with the far fetch stories 

[angelsodreamy-no2]

if annabeth chase rated the greek gods :

(ic : @helpimobsessedwithpercyjackson )

Zeus: 3/10 because he abandoned my besties Thalia and Jason, but because of that i got to knew them tho so idk

Hera: 0/10 because we hate each other + kidnapped my boyfriend and stole his memories, but at least she let him remember me tho

Poseidon: 4/10 because percy wouldn't exist without him, but him and my mum are enemies tho so not too sure

Demeter: 6/10 because i've never really had a conversation with her, but she seems nice + her kids are nice and helpful as well

Ares: 1/10 because he's quite annoying and tried to kill percy when we were only 12, only 1 points for him since im friends with some of his kids

Athena: 9/10 since she's my mom, not the most perfect mom tho so i'm going to have to deduce at least 1 point

Apollo: 7/10 because he has helped us several times on our quest, + his kids are really nice as well

Artemis: 8/10 because she's cool, i even considered joining the hunters

Hephaetus: 5/10 because i still have mixed feelings about him, nearly thought that my boyfriend died because of him

Aphrodite: 6/10 since i personally have 0 problems with her, even tho some of her kids are annoying. can't live without my personal therapist tho, piper. she supports me and percy so i guess thats nice

Hermes: 4/10 because he was once mad at me for not running away with his son who's 7 years older than me. has helped us on several quests tho

Dionysus: 5/10 because he sometimes forgets my name

Hestia: 8/10 since she seems like a nice goddess, very unproblematic as well which i love. percy loves her sl i guess thats a good enough reason

Hades: 7/10 since i feel bad for him sometimes, not a big fan of the underworld tho. extra points since he has a cute hellhound named cerberus

Persephone: 8/10 because she seems chill, i've never met her so i cant judge too much

Atlas: 0/10 since he nearly killed me and percy when we were only 13, but gave us matching grey streaks on our hair so i forgive him a bit

Calypso: 6/10 since i thought she was going to steal percy, a lovely person, is dating my friend leo so idk

Kymolopeia: 3/10 since she would've killed percy if it weren't for jason, but to be fair he was already giving up on life tho

Iapetus: 10/10 because he's the sweetest god ever who helped us and even sacrificed his life for us when we were in tartarus, forever greatful for him if im being honest

Kronos: 0/10 since he nearly killed me, percy, luke, and everyone. just no

Hyperion: 0/10, no comment

[theetangerine]

What it’s real like being a Dyslexic

Today's  post shall be about Dyslexia from  "Dyslexia the Gift". Well I didn't know that I was blessed with such an omnipotent power. Thank you Dyslexia the Gift for Awakening my abilities. Anyways this post is just my rebuttal to this list as an Anthropomorphic Tangerine with severe dyslexia. Here we go: General:

1. Appears bright, highly intelligent, and articulate but unable to read, write, or spell at grade level.

Ahhhhh.......... so I am all those big words that I can't spell or pronounce.

BTW who ever came up with the word Dyslexia is a troll cause you knew damn well I can't spell that.

2. Labelled lazy, dumb, careless, immature, “not trying hard enough,” or “behavior problem.”

Hey I am not lazy just because Suzie spends her the night figuring out Algebra questions and I on the other hand will look at her formula, "Copy and Paste" for myself and even then at the end of the day I stilled will have learned it. Einstein did say there are different types of genius.

3.Isn’t “behind enough” or “bad enough” to be helped in the school setting.

Let's just pretend it didn't take me 3 times to read this inorder to understand it. Anywhose.

The school suggested to my parents to take me to get tested. Although I think it was because they wanted justify their discrimination against me.

 4.   High in IQ, yet may not test well academically; tests well orally, but not written.

Lies. I failed in both.

5.Feels dumb; has poor self-esteem; hides or covers up weaknesses with ingenious compensatory strategies; easily frustrated and emotional about school reading or testing.

*clear throat* In best Beyonce voice "I'm survivor................"

6.Talented in art, drama, music, sports, mechanics, story-telling, sales, business, designing, building, or engineering.

 Ohh.......come on I suppose to be talented in these fields why didn't Dyslexia tell me this.

7.Seems to “Zone out” or daydream often; gets lost easily or loses track of time.

They were in the Zone like in Soul

woahh..... that was a bar.

8.Difficulty sustaining attention; seems “hyper” or “daydreamer.”

 As I type this I peer out through the window wondering if clouds really are made of precipitation or that is what the Illuminati wants you to think.

 9. Learns best through hands-on experience, demonstrations, experimentation, observation, and visual aids.

Crash Course history is my religion.

Vision, Reading, and Spelling:

10.Complains of dizziness, headaches or stomach aches while reading.

 Starts going in the 4th dimension if I pick up a book.  

11.Confused by letters, numbers, words, sequences, or verbal explanations.

Algebra is not for dyslexics. You mix letters and numbers together. Mathematicians were not thinking of dyslexics when Algebra was created.

 12. Reading or writing shows repetitions, additions, transpositions, omissions, substitutions, and reversals in letters, numbers and/or words.

Yes Yes . Truly feal for all of of my teacher who read my essays.

13.Complains of feeling or seeing non-existent movement while reading, writing, or copying.

I am Percy Jackson so I am a god.

 14.Seems to have difficulty with vision, yet eye exams don’t reveal a problem.

 I actually had glasses.

15.Extremely keen sighted and observant, or lacks depth perception and peripheral vision.

Yet another sentence I can't understand. Hold up let me go and look up “depth perception” so I can understand this sentence, real quick.........................This is true.  

 16.Reads and rereads with little comprehension.

Reading number fifteen (15) proves this.

 17.Spells phonetically and inconsistently.

 Hooked on Phonics told me otherwise.

Hearing and Speech:

18.Has extended hearing; hears things not said or apparent to others; easily distracted by sounds.

Being an only child while being home alone this ability doesn't have any benefits.

 19.Difficulty putting thoughts into words; speaks in halting phrases; leaves sentences incomplete; stutters under stress; mispronounces long words, or transposes phrases, words, and syllables when speaking.

 I feel called out.

Writing and Motor Skills:

20.Trouble with writing or copying; pencil grip is unusual; handwriting varies or is illegible.

 I may have changed my writing style multiple times. Some legible, some not.

 21.Clumsy, uncoordinated, poor at ball or team sports; difficulties with fine and/or gross motor skills and tasks; prone to motion-sickness.

But if I am supposed to be talented at sports in the afro-mention point why can't I catch a ball.

Dyslexia being confused since 1877.

 22.Can be ambidextrous, and often confuses left/right, over/under.

Yip...A 20 something that doesn't know their left from their right.

 Math and Time Management:

23.Has difficulty telling time, managing time, learning sequenced information or tasks, or being on time.

Well if I can't tell time I can't manage my time thus I don't have enough time to do tasks so that is why I am never on time.

 24.Computing math shows dependence on finger counting and other tricks; knows answers, but can’t do it on paper.

 Only if Math exam were oral I would have accolades in Math.

 25.Can count, but has difficulty counting objects and dealing with money.

 Y'all I have nightmares about being a cashier.  

 26.Can do arithmetic, but fails word problems; cannot grasp algebra or higher math.

As I said before Algebra not, for dyslexics.

Memory and Cognition:

27:Excellent long-term memory for experiences, locations, and faces.

I wish could forget about that time I fell down in front the entire school. And yes this is not an exaggeration. The ENTIRE school saw this.  

28.Poor memory for sequences, facts and information that has not been experienced.

Subjects dyslexics shouldn't do:

Science: too many big words you can't spell.

History or Literature: reading is detrimental to your health.

Math:  A-L-G-E-B-R-A

 29.Thinks primarily with images and feeling, not sounds or words (little internal dialogue).

Sad truth I wear my heart on my sleeves. It's fricking annoying cause I want to be mad in peace without anyone knowing Goddamn it .

 Behavior, Health, Development, and Personality: 

30.Extremely disorderly or compulsively orderly.

I am Death the Kid.

(If you don't get that reference you are uncultured)

 31.Can be class clown, trouble-maker, or too quiet.

Like I was disliked in school for being too quiet. You would think that it was students oh no no no Patricia it was teachers.

Sorry Mrs. Emily for not giving you grey hairs, so you have the opportunity to go home to your loving husband to complain about how much you hate your job and kids. While you thinking about your affair with the young nextdoor neighbour, who you would end up marrying only to then leave them for a hot 20 yea.............................Ummmm that got a bit personal there lets continue shall we  

32.Had unusually early or late developmental stages (talking, crawling, walking, tying shoes).

 It took a while to learn how to tie my laces.

 33.Prone to ear infections; sensitive to foods, additives, and chemical products.

So wait not only did Dyslexia inhibit my ability to read, comprehend and to tell my right from my left to function normally in society but it caused my ear infections too. That is it I'm done

Moving to Siberia.

 34.Can be an extra deep or light sleeper; bedwetting beyond appropriate age.

 I was a very well trained tangerine.

 35.Unusually high or low tolerance for pain.

Everytime I stub my pinky toes it feels like an aeroplane wheel rolled over it.

36.Strong sense of justice; emotionally sensitive; strives for perfection.

 Facts!

37.Mistakes and symptoms increase dramatically with confusion, time pressure, emotional stress, or poor     health.

2 second Rant

Examiners don't think of dyslexic people, even with extra time. The sheer amount of times it takes just to understand the question then to answer with the best possible Grammar is straight cruelty.

You automatically want me to fail and not finish don't you.

You Demon.

  Mini sidestory:

While writing this I asked my significant other to spell "Exaggerate", dude looked at me and told me to sound it out. Past me knew he was going to say this and I did sound it out  before he asked me to sound it out. I told him that I did and that I don't know what letter comes after "Ex", he was like babe sound it out..................................

Tangerine internal thoughts: (Exsqueeze me) Every time try that a ""H" is coming up in my head. I thought this through ya know.

In conclusion I sound it out to my phone.

 To anyone who don't understand Dyslexia fully I do suggest researching.  

My commentary is completely subjective but if you relate that is good :)

 That's all my Fruits until next time

- TheeTangerine

Proof read by TheeApple<3

https://www.dyslexia.com/about-dyslexia/signs-of-dyslexia/test-for-dyslexia-37-signs/

[leafmother]

Sydney, I literally cannot believe you answered all of those. You are such a SUPER star, you cant comprehend.

I shall too, complete these questions, by your request

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? So I'm like, gonna fight you here but... SPOTIFY.... sorry 2. is your room messy or clean? It has never been clean 3. what color are your eyes? green or something 4. do you like your name? why? yes, I used to hate it but now I think it just fits me well. idk. 5. what is your relationship status? sad 6. describe your personality in 3 words or less: silly, anxious, and TIRED 7. what color hair do you have? red 8. what kind of car do you drive? color? lexus, dusty grey (because i never clean it) 9. where do you shop? amazon so i don't have to deal with people 10. how would you describe your style? Random things i like thrown on my body 11. favorite social media account uggggg, I'm always on this stupid site 12. what size bed do you have? twin 13. any siblings? only 1, but hes not important 14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? a cloud so i can float above everyone and watch the view and have the birds teach me to fly 15. favorite snapchat filter? the groovy one with the glasses 16. favorite makeup brand(s) anything that's over my price range 17. how many times a week do you shower? everyday, but if i wake up too late thenn... opps 18. favorite tv show? oh god idk, Brooklyn 99 cuz that's what I'm watching rn 19. shoe size? 7.5 20. how tall are you? 5′8″ 21. sandals or sneakers? ummm... converse 22. do you go to the gym? HAHAHAHAHA 23. describe your dream date. I meet them on a mountaintop at dawn. we battle with broadswords. i win. that's all. 24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? twenty dollars- for EMERGENCIES 25. what color socks are you wearing? the flesh kind 26. how many pillows do you sleep with? 3 27. do you have a job? what do you do? i am a depressed college student. I get paid for that, right? 28. how many friends do you have? if i said more than four id be lying to myself 29. whats the worst thing you have ever done? plz don't make me think about this. idk. the car door. syd knows. 30.whats your favorite candle scent? like those forest ones that smell like your eating a pine tree. not sure why that's appealing to me but whatever 31. 3 favorite boy names: peter, percy, and pie. 32. 3 favorite girl names: veronica, ruby- idk anymore. i don't think about this a lot as i don't want children (read: demons) 33. favorite actor? ???? the first dude i could think of was nick offerman cuz he makes me laugh so much in parks and rec 34. favorite actress? Emma Watson. You know why. 35. who is your celebrity crush? WhAt iS a cRushhHHH??? idunnnnoo 36. favorite movie? rn i could go watch power rangers again it was so cute 37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? don't know really the percy Jackson series maybe? the new norse ones are good... 38. money or brains? yes 39. do you have a nickname? what is it? i wont say it. its bad. 40. how many times have you been to the hospital? 1 for myself idk about other times tho... 41. top 10 favorite songs: The entire cast recording of Spring Awakening. I know that's not ten. I don't care. 42. do you take any medications daily? only my prescriptions for my skin 43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) ummmm... ill-mannered? 44. what is your biggest fear? like all things to do with sickness and medical stuff. I hate it i hate it and i recently found out that i will faint. not fun. 45. how many kids do you want? negative 5. please keep your children away from me i don't know how to handle myself around them. 46. whats your go to hair style? the all-natural, just got out of the shower and forgot to brush my hair look. 47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) ...medium? 48. who is your role model? i don't know, whoever says something inspirational or something 49. what was the last compliment you received? my cousin liked my outfit for the speech i have to give tomorrow. woo. 50. what was the last text you sent? “yup, sounds good.” 51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? i don't know, but i was heart-broken 52. what is your dream car? something that's red and screams “cant touch this” 53. opinion on smoking? don't do it around me plz, and if you leave the butt on the ground i will kill you in my mind 54. do you go to college? unfortunately 55. what is your dream job? i get paid to travel the world and not do a lot of paperwork 56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? somewhere in between 57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? yeah i have so many 58. do you have freckles? some, not sure why i don't have more actually 59. do you smile for pictures? yup 60. how many pictures do you have on your phone? not very many, i have a shitty camera 61. have you ever peed in the woods? ...yeah? 62. do you still watch cartoons? definitely 63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? mcdonalds 64. Favorite dipping sauce? ranch or buffalo or honey mustard 65. what do you wear to bed? pajamas 66. have you ever won a spelling bee? no. not even auto correct can save me from my errors 67. what are your hobbies? music, sleeping, computer.. ?? other things maybe 68. can you draw? not well 69. do you play an instrument? nope 70. what was the last concert you saw? the lumineers with my family (not really my thing but not bad). 71. tea or coffee? coffee is so gross i don't know why people drink it. caffeine literally murders me- only like decaf tea. sorry I'm weird  72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Dunkin Donuts although they don't have those in cally 73. do you want to get married? yeah, but I'm not keeping my hopes up 74. what is your crush’s first and last initial? still not sure what that means 

75. are you going to change your last name when you get married? nope 76. what color looks best on you? all the ugly ones. that gross army green and like saffron yellow. like... why?? 77. do you miss anyone right now? oh god yes 78. do you sleep with your door open or closed? locked and closed 79. do you believe in ghosts? undecided. i have an open mind 80. what is your biggest pet peeve? when people chew their food all gross. like, go away 81. last person you called: my cousin 82. favorite ice cream flavor? theres like none i don't like. i love ice cream. 83. regular oreos or golden oreos? golden i think? (jeez syd, what did oreos do to you) 84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? how about chocolate flavored rainbow sprinkles 85. what shirt are you wearing? my ugly black and white striped shirt 86. what is your phone background? blue background and the words “sincerely, me” from dear evan hasen 87. are you outgoing or shy? I'm so shy I'm sick 88. do you like it when people play with your hair? only if i know them lol 89. do you like your neighbors? meh. 90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? morning and night 91. have you ever been high? no 92. have you ever been drunk? quite possibly 93. last thing you ate? pizza 94. favorite lyrics right now: young and menace 95. summer or winter? i kinda like fall 96. day or night? night 97. dark, milk, or white chocolate? all chocolate is good. but eating whit chocolate plain is sad. 98. favorite month? December 99. what is your zodiac sign: virgo 100. who was the last person you cried in front of? my cousin?

oh god i need to sleep. thank you syd, for this amazing opportunity to shame myself on the internet.

[phantomjai]

all the questions on the ask meme have fun my dude

THANKS SO MUCH, I honestly love doing thesethese are actually hella fucking cute y'all

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

- I usually have more cereal than milk, I don’t like cereal when it is mushy

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

- YES, living in Florida anything thats cold is so welcomed

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

- I usually use receipts and sometimes index cards

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

- My tea with some sugar and honey and my coffee with half in half and some sugar

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

- I use to be because my bottom teeth are fucking crooked

6: do you keep plants?

- I would love to but I currently only have a single cactus and her name is Pepper

7: what clothing size are you?

- Um I think for my pants a 9? and my shirts are medium/large and my shoes are 9 ½

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

- Um writing

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

- Yes, It helps me focus and get in a better mood

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

- all 3 it just depends on my mood

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

- “the soap is dangerous, holder” “run my love run asshole”

12: what’s your favorite planet?

- Saturn!!

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

- I was with my sister and we laughed at something stupid.. and someone thought she was my mom also so that was funny

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

- Disorganized but stylish? we would probably have some succulents and just a mix of our interest.

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

-The Apollo crews did not have any life insurance.

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

- Cajun Shrimp Alfredo or anything with ravioli 

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

- A light blue or light purple

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

- Fuck I dont know

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

- i have one but I dont write in it currently but it is usually just my feelings or something that is currently going on

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

- Brown or green honestly any of them are pretty 

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

- Just my book bag I love it and use it all them time (I ALSO HAVE ON THAT HAS NICO ON IT AND I LOVE IT)

22: are you a morning person?

- I want to believe that I am but I really hate getting up in the morning

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

- Playing video games or just watching youtube

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

- Yes 

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

- I have never broken into anything because I am lame

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

- My converse 

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

- Spearmint 

28: sunrise or sunset?

- Both

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

- The way Jamie laughs and how she shows that she is surprised

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

- Yeah

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

- I love wearing weird socks, sometimes I fall asleep with them, I just fucking love crazy socks I go and buy them from Target all the time

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

- We watched Joseph King of Dreams and laughed and made really bad jokes

33: what’s your fave pastry?

- croissants

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

- I have a bear named Fifi(?) that I had to make twice because my dog ate the first one. and I still have her but now I have sea-monkey who is a red panda

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

- YES and Yes

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?

- P!ATD

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

- I try to keep it clean but it is usually messy 

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

- I don’t like rude people, or people who try to make it seem like something bad that is happening to you their life is 100 times worse, 

39: what color do you wear the most?

- Black and grey

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?

- I have my class ring from high school and it just reminds me of the fun I had in high school

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

- PERCY JACKSON (any and all of them) and also Harry Potter

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

- Yes it is called Krazy Kup and it just feels so calming and nice and it is so cute in my old ass city

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

- I dont remember but I do it all the time

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

- Not in a long time my dude

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

- Yes it usually works out 

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

- ( I googled this because I couldn’t think of any) A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

- Mustard (is that a food?/)

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

- Clowns and yes

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

- Yes but I bought a really funny CD as a joke and I can’t remember the name 

50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

- Um I don’t collect anything odd but movie tickets and concert tickets

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

- For Morgan anytime any Vocaloid song comes on I think of them 

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

- History of the world I guess (yes its new I dont care)

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

- Yes for Heathers and rocky horror and I loved them

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

- Ummm IDk

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

- I think I have jumped across a bed probably

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

- Smiles, laughs, humor, and their eyes

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

- It makes me feel energetic and yes I did

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

- I’m the wine mom and Jamie is the vodka aunt 

59: what’s your favorite myth?

- The story of arachne 

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

- Yes and IDK

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

- Jamie once gave me a giant goofy (I still loved him) and I gave someone candy because I did not know what to get them

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

- Sometimes and Apple

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

- Yes yes yes both

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

- Blue 

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

- people from elementary school probably

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

- umm I made it once and it is all roses

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

- Peaceful

68: what’s winter like where you live?

- Sad, I live in Florida so it is cold about 3 days of the year

69: what are your favorite board games?

- Monopoly

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

- Yes

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?

- Earl Grey and peppermint 

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?

-YES   

73: what are some of your worst habits?

- I bite my nails 

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

- Long hair, green eyes, tall

75: tell us about your pets!

- I have Joker who is a pointer mix and he is black and white and large. Blaze who is a mini Australian shepherd who is tri colored and so happy. Zion is a big giant shepherd and friendly. And Jasper who is a normal sized Australian shepherd and he is red and so nice

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?

- Cleaning my dishes I am about to go bowling

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

- Pink all the way

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

- hate all the way

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

- my friends surprised me for my birthday

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

- two different types of purple and I was in the 6th grade so it was my favorite color

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

- ( im not really good at this) but they are bright like the sun and they laugh so loudly it brightens any mood

82: are/were you good in school?

- i am okay 

83: what’s some of your favorite album art?

- The cover for death of a bachelor 

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

- I already have one for HP but I want another one and also one for star wars and star trek

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

- I just read one for the first time in like 80 years and I like most of marvels 

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

- Umm… American Idiot?

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

- Rugrats in Paris and The Chorus

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

- ej

89: are you close to your parents?

- Not really

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

- I loved Sacramento and DC

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

- Puerto Rico

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

- Some cheese I hate cheese actually

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

- My hair short and just how it falls

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

- My friend Alicia and her cousin

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

- Hanging with some friends

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

- I fucking procrastinate on them

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

- INFP, Aquarius, and Hufflepuff

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

- Like 2 years ago and nope

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

- For good (wicked), moments, midnight memories, the sea is a good place to think of the future, 

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

- In the future to make see how everything is loking

[chocoboru]

People are supposed to pick one for me but i’m bored so i’m gonna answer ALL of these

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

The more Milk the better

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

If i’m not freezing my ass off in general HELL YEAH

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

Bookmarks

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

sweetener in there and i’m good (don’t drink coffee)

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

oh yes which makes my smiles look very awkward

6: do you keep plants?

Yes but they always die :(

7: do you name your plants?

They’re all called Planty

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

i just reblog stuff on tumblr lol

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

Yes i also talk to myself 24/7

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

Side

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

Baistenkleisten

12: what’s your favorite planet?

It used to be Saturn but then i found out it isn’t actually blue (don’t know why i thought i was) and now i’m pissed

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

a video of one of my favorite bands

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

i wouldn’t live with my best friend cause i love being alone

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

too lazy lmao

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

just plain pasta with tomatosauce

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

lilac

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

i once let out a very loud fart in public

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

Yeah but i never ever use it

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

all eye colors are beautiful

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

i only have one and i use it cause i need a bag to carry things so yea

22: are you a morning person?

who even IS a morning person?

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

Youtube & Tumblr all day

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

Yep my best friend

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

gurl i’ve never broken in anywhere lol

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

Black shoes with smol red roses on the side

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

i don’t like bubblegum

28: sunrise or sunset?

sunset

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

ehh nothin lol SORRY ILY but u ain’t cute omg i’m MEAN

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

Duh!

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

If i get the chance not to wear socks i will NOT wear socks. They’re just so uncomfortable and i HATE when i have to sleep with socks because it’s so cold URGH

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

Never been with my friend til 3am 

33: what’s your fave pastry?

do Brezel count? If not then Croissaint

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

It’s a duck and it’s yellow with a red beak and plays a goodnight song. I used to have a purple one but i lost it somewhere and cried so much

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

I do! but i resist buying them because i would never ever use them

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?

i’m sleepy so idk most bands i listen to are upbeat

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

it’s not like i LIKE it being messy i just really hate cleaning

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

just.. people lol

39: what color do you wear the most?

black duh

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?

A moon necklace my mom got for me for my birthday! i wanted a moon necklace for so long and she just gave one to me and it’s made out of real silver like??!!

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

I only just read Percy Jackson please don’t kill me and I LUV IT

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

i don’t drink coffee

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

uhm my mom

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

bitch idk

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

hell NO

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

i love puns but idk i don’t feel like using my brain rn

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

onions!

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

Death. I think it still is

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

Yes! I love supporting artist and hey if i buy a CD I have somethin from it too! Last CD i bought was a Ariana Grande album.

50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

Disney coloring books and stickers lol

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

My best friend. One Last Time by Ariana Grande

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

I love Evil Patrick

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

Shame on me i’ve only seen Heathers and i did not like it at all

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

my best friend

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

uhh yell? lmao i don’t know

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

When they are kind to animals, when they love Disney or Harry Potter.. when they’re a fan of books

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

ugh gurl i don’t want to i’m tried af

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

GROUP of friends? Sweety no there is only one friend

59: what’s your favorite myth?

i only know conspiracies

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

I love Edgar Allan Poe

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

stupidest gift i’ve given was toilet paper

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

only if somewhere on vacay and i’ll drink orange juice

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

They are oraginized in a specific way and if anyone messes shit up i’ll be ANGRY. 

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

Grey-ish

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

no

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

flower crown sksksksks

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

Happy, gloomy, comfy

68: what’s winter like where you live?

cold but not much snow

69: what are your favorite board games?

wizards chess duh

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

hell no i’m not messing with that shit

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?

mint tea

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?

i even forget to note things down

73: what are some of your worst habits?

i never clean things up after me 

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

Sass master, kinda gross, gets me

75: tell us about your pets!

they all dead

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?

taking a shower

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

i never had pink lemonade

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

HATEclub!!!

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

oh man there is a lot but like i said i don’t wanna use my brain rn

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

white and dark purple. I wanted a witchy vibe but failed hard

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

meh

82: are/were you good in school?

yes until the bullying got too bad and fucked me up

83: what’s some of your favorite album art?

Lana Del Rey Paradise album

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

a tattoo for my dog and a disney tattoo

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

i used to read manga idk if that counts but not anymore

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

i guess

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

Jurassic Park, Lady and the Tramp, Mean Girls

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

i’m bored

89: are you close to your parents?

only to my mom

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

i didn’t travel a lot yet so i don’t have one

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

no where cuz i’m broke

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

there is no such thing as ‘too much cheese’ DROWN THAT BITCH

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

just my hair down i’m not good with beauty stuff i wish i was tho

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

my mom

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

eating

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

i procrastinate until my computer doesn’t give me a choice anymore

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

can’t remembers, Capricorn but i relate more to my rising which is Cancer, and Hogwarts house is either Slytherin or Ravenclaw. I’d rather be a Ravenclaw i think

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

uhhh..

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

ducks

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

future because i past was horrible

[atlas-evolves]

answer all the adorable asks u adorable nerd

thank you loser <3

1. Have you met your soul mate? if i have then they have a funny way of showing it lmfao

2. Favorite color when you were younger, and now? i used to live for pink, but now… i like basically every color

3. Do you wear eye-shadow? What color? yea, it depends on the outfit i’m wearing, but mostly grey-ish colors

4. Are you in love right now? naaaaaaaah ?

5. In your opinion, is love at first sight real? i believe that you can be extremely attracted to someone and feel really attached quickly, but love? no, not really

6. Are you an optimist, realist, opportunist, or pessimist? idk I’d like to think a realist

7. First kiss details? (If you haven’t been kissed, reply how and if you would like to be.) i don’t remember who my first kiss was? ummm the one that i think was my first kiss was this girl that i hung out with a lot in ninth grade. the kiss was really slow and tender and emo music was playing in the background, it was nice…..

8. Do you own stickers, an stationary? nah

9. What’s your aesthetic? i don’t know, if anyone would like to tell me what my aesthetic is, that would be appreciated

10. Do you wear dresses, and skirts? very rarely

11. What is your hair like? kinda long, blonde, wavy

12. Does time go by fast or slow to you? it depends, but mostly too slow

13. What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up? lmfao this implies that i have a healthy sleeping schedule, could you imagine?

14. Favorite sweet food? anything

15. Tea, coffee, or hot cocoa? hot cocoa

16. Space, Ocean, City, or Forest? forest!!

17. Favorite game as a child? idk? me and my brother used to run around and explore this kind of forest-y place by our house

18. Comfort book? the percy Jackson series, specifically the lightning thief… takes me back, man

19. Princess, Fairy, Mermaid, or Unicorn? fairy!!!

20. Do you fall in love easily? lmfao i get attached way too easily but i think i’ve only ever really thought i was in love once, so… no?

21. Favorite word? Ataraxia— a state of freedom from emotional disturbance and anxiety; tranquillity.

22. Describe your life in 3 words. a shit stain

23. Do you dance? Slow dance? yeeeeeep

24. Do you wear fake nails, or paint your nails? i’ll paint them randomly

25. Has anyone ever confessed to you? LMFAO that would require me to be attractive, right?

26. Do you lie? yea lol, not about anything big tho

27. What makes you smile? my friends

28. Have you ever cried in a book or movie? yea

29. When and who was your first crush? silly little third grade crush or serious crush? i’ll tell the funny one and not the depressing one lmfao

i had a crush on this girl in 3rd grade but i didn’t know it, and she had a boyfriend, and i got mad every time i saw them together and when i told my mom she convinced me it was because i liked the boy and anywhoo this continued on for a while and right before i moved away i realized that i was super gay and my first thought was, “son of a bitch, i fucking like her what the hell.”

30. Marriage or kids? marriage is a no-go, but kids, yea, one day

31. Are you superstitious? nah, not really

32. Who’s your 3 am thought? …………………………….. he follows me on tumblr i’m not going to just divulge that information

33. Do you like candy? What’s your favorite candy? yeeeeeeeeeeeeees, anything chocolate i love tbh

34. Favorite holiday? halloween

35. Favorite season? winter

36. Cat or dog person? both, but mostly dogs because i’m allergic to cats

37. Are you quiet or loud? both

38. Favorite time period? (80′s, 60′s, etc.) don’t have one, friend, time doesn’t exist

39. Favorite fashion fad that went away? none, don’t follow fashion all that much

40. The best dream/ worst nightmare you’ve ever had? best: i was on a date with my crush and it was really cute, don’t remember it, but i woke up happy. worst: ummmmmm no.

41. Worst fear as a kid? the ghosts in my house killing me (my house was mega haunted lmfao)

44. Do you flirt? all the time

45. What’s your style? tries-to-be-edgy-but-is-4’9

46. Do you blush? all the time lmfao its embarrassing

47. Do you feel everything, nothing, or you don’t know what to feel? yes

48. Are you a crier? Do you smile? yep

49. First love? that girl in third grade, brianna, boo, hmu

50. Last love? he follows me and even though he knows he is i refuse to give him the satisfaction