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cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

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i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

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in the vampire lestat book, lestat cries 67 times, weeps 31 times, tears up 27 times and is hysterical 3 times.

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Growing potatoes is great because not only are they an incredibly easy and fairly fast-growing crop, but the sheer number of potatoes that one potato can turn into is amazing. I got a few shrivelled, wilting seed potatoes off my ommer about a year ago and now I have enouygh of them to turn them into a nice little row. The area under the orchard where I bury any supermarket potatoes that go green on me is a forest of free carbohydrates. It really feels like an Infinite Food Hack in a way that most gardening doesn't.

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bubbl 🫧

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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At some point during your 20s you lose the ability to eat a whole pizza in one sitting

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junoverse 😞

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to the centre of the city in the night, waiting for you

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I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.

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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it