#because now the litterbox smells fucking horrible

[whatevertheywant]

I hate when people with more regular brains tell me "don't worry about it right now" when I jump right on a task they ask me to do. Because I know my executive dysfunction is going to fucking get me if I wait and that it is so much better for everyone involved if you just let me do the thing while I am actively motivated to do so

[josephjoestank]

Vent, again, because mo one else in my life besides my partners du king care;

I fuckfinh hatr my cats I fucking hate sll yhe outdoor ones I fucking hatr my family I'm fuckin sick of evrrythinh being MY problem

They had to put a fucking litterbox in my room because one of out cats kept shitting on the floor right in front of my bed so now I have to smell shit and piss all night wholr I slreo and it's fucking horrible AND ALOS they have fuckinh kittens from out outdoor cat EHO THEY REFUSE TO GET FIXED in our second bathroom

SPEAKING OF THEY WON'5 FUCKIN GET ANYBOF OUR OUTDOOR CATS FIXED, AND NOW THEY'RE EVEN *MORE* FEMALE CATS OUT THERE SO WE'RE GOI G TO HAVE EVEM *MORE* KITTENS IN OUR FUCKING HOUSE AND PUTSIDE

I'M SO FUCOIN SICK AND TIRED OF CATS AND MY FAMILY AND MY LIFE I FUCKINH HATE MY JOB I HATE WAKINH UP IN YHE MORNINH I HATE HAVING TO DO ANYTHING IT'S ALL FUCKING TERRIBLE J DON'T WANT TOBR HERE ANYMORE

[thisdayinfavrd]

June 9, 2009

Is that an octopus in your pocket or are you just oh god OH GOD!   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 124

"I closed it and didn't save." "You can restore it." "How?"  "Just go into control panel, under Leprechaun Magic."  "I hate you."   @abigvictory (Michele Catalano) – 89

Dealing with lawyers makes me want to kill. Which would result in hiring even more lawyers. Darn, these people are smart.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 87

Don't draw eyes on fruit if you don't want fruit to stare at you.  Judging you.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 81

When an app hangs, and I "Sample Process" to arrow through threads, I look a lot like a kitten trying to understand lasers.   @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 79

Missing tweet #2085664877   @srslainey (Unavailable) – 74

Coffee, take the wheel.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 74

I've become so ambidextrous, I can now brush my teeth with one hand and scoop the litterbox with the other.  Uh-oh. Oh, fuck. Never mind.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 71

I'm going all E.T. on this bag of Reese's Pieces. Related: I'll need a ride home from the woods.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 66

And I took the path less traveled by. Which is why my jeans are now covered in mud and cow shit and I'm half an hour late for my meeting.   @sniffyjenkins (Justine Kilkerr) – 66

I feel reflective today, like Thoreau. But without the pond. Or the cabin. Or the peace and quiet.  I guess I feel just like I do every day.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 64

This pizza I made would have been organic, if my nail polish was dry.   @baileygenine (Bailey Siewert) – 62

People bitching about the upgrade price for still-working phones need to spend a day at Walgreens watching folks try to pay for cancer meds.   @Mike_FTW (Mike Monteiro) – 62

You don't vote because you want to make a "statement"?  What statement?  "My boogers are chewy"?   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 62

If the zombies attack at 7:00 AM, I'm not sure how we'll tell them from the living.   @joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) – 60

To do list for this afternoon: 1) identify that horrible smell under my car; 2) help neighbors put up their "missing cat" flyers.   @Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) – 59

Dear Tuesday,  I shaved above the knee. Obviously, I have big plans for you. Don't let me down.  Regards, Aimee   @Aimee_B_Loved (Aimee B) – 55

I'll be very impressed if Apple makes a tablet computer. But there's no way I'm swallowing one.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 54

In my defense, I only stared at the word PUSH for twenty, thirty seconds, tops, before I stopped pulling on that door.   @zolora (Theresa Couchman) – 53

Very proud of myself. I rollerbladed over 5 miles today.  It was on our treadmill, but still. I had to keep them really, really straight.   @smilinbjones (Chris Pinckney) – 52

[nadjaofstatenisland]

The Parent ‘Cap 1x06 - Faster Pussycats! Kill! Kill!

Alice making Jughead uncomfortable over breakfast is everything.

But what’s even better? The picture of Alice with Hal’s arms around her next to her purse. What’s even better than that? The picture of Alice and Hal six inches away from that picture, clearly from the same photoshoot.

First shot of businesswoman Hermione, coming to do the books.

FRED CAN’T LET HIS GUYS GO. The last time… and let your heart slowly break, because you know he’s talking about FP.

Fred and his elaborate plan to ask out Hermione. “So I need to woo the mayor but cooking her up a fancy dinner to get this contract. Only, I need a pretty lady on my arms because, well, this made more sense in my head.”

HAND OF THE CHEST. HAND ON HER HAND.

SLOPPY MAKE OUT. SLOPPY MAKE OUT SLOPPY MAKE OUT. This is officially our only real riverparent kiss, besides that quick one between Alice and Hal in the next episode (that’s a dream of course, but I still count it) and Sierra and Tom in season 2.

Fred wanting to gush about Hermione to Archie is fucking adorable. You know he wants to belly flop on that bed and put his chin in his hands and tell Archie how Hermione smells like lavender.

Oh Sierra. She has a great way of talking Josie up and trying to make her forget about bad situation. Although damn, I hate the way she casually brings up Myles being a dick. Is it always walk on eggshells whenever he’s home?

Speaking of which, what does Myles do? Is he a musician? An agent? A scout? Does he just travel the country going to different jazz festivals?

‘We’ve never even kissed before today.” Or not in the past 20-odd years at least. When did these two have sex? When did they have the time? Did they go bang on Hermione’s desk after Veronica walked away?

Did Hermione and Hiram never have the “what’s okay?” talk before he went to prison? I’m sorry, but if my husband is going away for an indefinite amount of time, I think I can bang other people. As if Hiram isn’t getting dick in prison as this was all going on.

I know Alice and Hal made some bad decisions but I still never believe all of Polly. Especially this episode. She sounds wacky as anything. Maybe it’s because no one talks at the Sisters.

Ugh. I hate everything about the confrontation in the hallway. It’s heartbreaking.

Myles. You dick. I love Myles and Sierra’s passive aggressive snips at each other.

“JOSIE WHY AREN’T YOU FAMOUS YET?” - Myles at some point probably

I love how Hal dances around the question when Betty asks him about the files. It’s not lying if you don’t answer!

Alice laughing at the idea of Hal killing Jason is great. The crying turning to laughter. I’m so sorry, Hal.

Fred Andrews… chasing a dollar. Bitch, you don’t know his life.

Hermione has ZERO poker face when Sierra talks about the buyer. Thank God Fred is too distracted to notice.

Fred, full offence but if your son doesn’t know who Bob Dylan is that is partly your fault. Educate the boy.

Why did Hermione even ask Veronica in the first place? She’s a minor. Can she even sign those documents without her guardian’s consent?

I like to pretend Alice and Hal were sitting in the living room minding their own business as Fred’s ladder went past the window.

Sierra made those pussycat outfits herself. Fight me on it.

Fred and Hermione sitting together!

FP “Serpents only deal with dimebags of weed” Jones. I have seen a lot of weed in my day and none of it looked like that.

Would it have killed Myles to stay for the last 10 seconds of his daughter’s set? The guy sitting in front of them in the green enjoyed the fuck out of that performance at least.

They could have used “focus someone who makes you feel safe” to set up a Varchie moment but I love that they made it a father/son moment instead. Give us more parent/child moments! Or just parent moments. Whatever’s cool.

These pesky kids interrupting Tom as he watches his son host the variety show.

Is this the first time Fred and Veronica… meet?

Sierra holding her crying daughter in the bathroom. Kill me.

A few other things...

You know why this is such a good episode? Several plots and they all get a pretty even amount of screentime. What’s the main storyline? I want to say Betty and Jughead but maybe not. All the stories are well balanced and I wish all episodes were written this way.

Polly’s room at the Sister’s is at least three times the size of my childhood bedroom and I shared that room with my sister. Your life isn’t that bad.

Val and Archie sing a quick snippet of the song they wrote, I Got You. I never like the songs Archie “wrote” but this is a great one. Go listen to it on Spotify or YouTube right the fuck now. It’s so much better than the song he actually sings.

I’m not typically one to get all gushy over kisses, but I actually love the first Bughead kiss. The scene is so detailed and well shot and honestly, I don’t know much hard I would have shipped them without this first kiss. I miss the Jughead here. Ugh. What the hell happened to him.

“There’s always room for one more kitty in my litterbox.” This is both the most horrible and best line on this whole show. My husband still quotes this one.

Val is too good for Archie simply because Val is too good for everyone.