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byakuyasdarling · 2 years ago
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I wish I knew how to draw in bruises and dark spots a little better for S/I’s limbs — I used to be quite good at it. It’s one of those things that just take a bit of practice.
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mmmteaaa · 2 years ago
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Welcome to part 2 of stupid ideas!!!
This time introducing....
UNDERTALE x DRA/SDRA2 WHICH I NAMED SUPERANOTHERTALE!!!
(oh god i hate this idea)
And before you say something like- “oh! It’s the dra/sdra2 cast if they were Frisk and interacted with the monsters, right? -
WRONG
I mean it in the literal sense- Everyone in the underground is replaced by the dra/sdra2 cast.
EVERY character is someone, and because of that, the story changes quite a lot.
(I feel like making drawings or something. Maybe for the next post).
SO LISTEN (or rather read) MY IDEA SO FAR.
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SUPERANOTHERTALE
Long ago, humans lived peacefully with one another.
Some humans had abilities since they were young. Some could run, and some could cook. Those humans were called talented.
But some humans were exceptionally good at those abilities from the moment they were born. Those humans were given the title of “ultimates”.
However, after some time, the non-talented and talented humans felt threatened by the ultimates of how far their talents could go.
Because of that, they banished the ultimates to an underground cave. Any human that showed signs of being an ultimate was banished.
Many years later…
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Name the fallen human.
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
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h i j k l m n
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Is this name correct?
Yes.        No.
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*You wake up surrounded by some golden flowers.
*There is no way some flowers slowed down your fall.
*You must have died. Yep, that’s it.
*Is this purgatory? If so, what am I supposed to do?
*You advance into the next room. The only room you could advance.
*There’s someone in the middle of the room.
*A girl. It’s a girl. An angel perhaps. Or perhaps she’s the devil?
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*Hello. I’m Sora. Sora the !!,,=xxx><-?-'
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*Sora the Ultimate maid.
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*You must be new down here, aren’t you?
*Another ultimate who was banished? How unfortunate.
*You’ll be so lost down here. If someone doesn’t teach you how things work, you might even die.
*BATTLE START*
*Don’t worry, this is a battle, I’ll show you the basics.
* Do you see that small heart? That is your soul, the culmination of your being. Avoid your soul from being hit or you’ll get hurt. You can move around and your soul will move with you. Keep that in mind.
*Around here, resources are scarce, and so we created this “candy”. It recovers your health and gives you energy.
*I’ll throw you some and you catch, right?
*GO GRAB THE CANDY*
*You don’t move.
*You don’t understand.
*You don’t care.
*You get hit. By all of the candy.
*You feel an inexplicable pain.
*You feel like breathing could kill you.
*That girl was the devil.
*But you don’t care.
*STUPID. You’re pretty stupid. Trusting someone you just met. Didn’t your parents teach you not to take candy from strangers?
*But you didn’t even move, not an inch. Did you want to get hit or something?
*Keep this in mind: in this world is KILL or be KILLED.
*Don’t move, I’ll end this quickly.
*DIEDIEDIEDIE*
*(You’re about to die, and you’re not resisting. Sad).
*I’ll never forget your face and your sacrifice, dear Y-.
*!! What?!
*A fireball appears.
*It hits Sora, sending her somewhere.
*Oh my! What a horrible creature, torturing such a young soul.
*There you go. Are you injured, or feeling unwell?
*But how impolite of mine not to introduce myself.
*I am Mikado Sannoji, Ultimate wizard. A pleasure to meet you.
* I live here in the ruins along with that thing and with other ultimates. You’re so lucky I happened to be having a walk here. I’ll guide you through the catacombs. Follow me.
*You follow the man into the next room. A small star-shaped object lies in front of a fountain.
*You approach it.
*Knowing it’s going to be long until you finally get out of here fills you with PATIENCE.
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*But you’re not patient. You are so impatient to die.
OK THIS SUCKS BUT IT DID TAKE ME SOME TIME TO WRITE THIS SHIT SO I'M A BIT PROUD.
I swear next time I'll post the ruins part. I'm genuinely excited about this???
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anxious-art-block · 2 years ago
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LU Headcanons Part 3: I Thought of These While Watching Baymax
SCOTTISH LEGEND
“Aye.” “Wur youse vaccinated wi’ a gramophone needle?!” “A wee devil more like.” “Yer aff yer heid, Wild.” “It’s pure dead brilliant!” “She was a bonnie lass…” “Speak O’ the Devil.” “Aye right!” “Moan fur a wee drink, Cap’n?”
My grandfather is Scottish so these are things I’ve ACTUALLY heard him say
Also, her Hylian is based on Gàidhlig to further prove this 
Vegetarian Sky
When the Chain is on Tetra’s ship for the first time, Wind gathers the crew into singing The Wellerman 
When Four is arguing with someone he stands on the nearest stump, table, or chair to reach their height or taller. He needs to assert dominance.
While they all have their “Titles” since they’re all named Link, how ‘bout some nicknames?
Twilight: Cub/Rancher/Twi Time: Dad/Old Man/Sir Wild: Pup/Gremlin/Champion/Princess Wind: Sailor/Young One/Ghostie Four: Smithy/Munchkin/Artificer Warriors: Captain/Princey/Pretty Boy/Wars Legend: Vetertan/A Sheòid [by Ravio]/Honeybee [by Ravio] Hyrule: Traveler/Roolie/Buttercup Sky: Angel/Darling [by Sun]/Hero
Twi’s Hylian is based on Chinese [I like the idea of him singing Yours Forever from Over the Moon about Midna ;-;]
Legend just… doesn’t mention that he’s the prince of his Hyrule. Like it literally just slips his mind until they’re there and he talks to Fable and it just slips out, and he’s like “oh did I not mention that?” 
Obviously, due to the number of musical instruments, challenges, and quests in the Zelda universe, people have given their HCs about the boys’ musical talents, so here’s my 2 cents:
Fuck the idea that having the hero's spirit also means being tone-deaf, what about the Chain being able to sing and the ZELDAS CAN’T
TAKE THAT HYLIA
Hyrule doesn’t sing a lot, it would draw too much attention in his Hyrule so he chooses not to, but he has a very haunting air to his voice [I use Ashley Serena as a reference to how he would sound] and sounds lovely when he does
And because of his travels, he’s a very good dancer! Like, REALLY good. He learned all sorts of stuff from the places he’s been, and simply enjoys doing it which only made the skill grow
TWILIGHT SOUNDS LIKE JEON JUNGKOOK 
It was first discovered that he could sing so well when he was about 13 when he was on the ranch just singing aloud to the goats and Ilia heard him and told e v e r y o n e 
Legend has a smooth and deep voice, can sing in like 6 different languages, and can play like every instrument invented 
Srsly u could probably give it a brand new one and would probably pick it up within like a minute 
Warriors: This piano costs more than your house
I will continue to draw Twi in JKs outfits, so feel free to drop me ones u wanna see him in [like send an ask or smth]
Anyway
Time and Malon will make little duets often, with him on his ocarina and her singing, or them both singing just cause they love each other *sobs*
Ok enough music stuff on to the shit y’all care about 
Wild and Flora were goofing off and trying on each other’s royal dress and guard uniform then looked in the mirror and both just kinda went  “Oh.”
This is me saying they’re both trans [icons]
I really like the nicknames thing for the Chain & Co. so my idea is that Wild calls themselves that even after the journey, and that their Zelda ditches the name ‘Zelda’ and changes it to Florian 
“So, what’s your Princess Zelda like?” “Oh, I don’t have a Princess Zelda.” “???” “No, I have a Prince Florian.”
I also demand - platonic or romantic - that we keep the absolute CHAOS that those two have
LITERALLY TRIED TO MAKE WILD EAT A FROG IN CANON WHERE IS THAT ENERGY Y’ALL
W H E R E  I S  I T
Gives Wild his old royal dress and Wild cries
Twilight has really sharp K9s [c’mon there had to be SOME side effects to being a wolf for a while]
And is secretly a cat person
Four loves Wild’s Hyrule ‘cause of the surplus of minerals and mining
Time calls the Chain “His boys” 
Sky will take random sticks or logs he finds and carve small designs into them when he’s bored, as well as idly strumming his lyre 
You're welcome
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lorata · 2 years ago
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Okay this might be a little too spicy to ask, so feel free to ignore, but do you have any THG fanfic/fandom characterization/headcanon pet peeves? Aside from I assume one-note Careers. Mine is the way people erase the mentorship bond! I see so much Finnick stuff especially where he tells the writer’s chosen lover for him that they’re the “only one who sees the real him,” and I’m always like, hello, MAGS???
oh hard agree, plus I'm not a super fan of that even without the mentor thing. like don't get me wrong I love a good, codependent fictional relationship that would be absolutely destructive in real life (delicious) but everyone should have more than one person. there can be MULTIPLE codependent relationships! codependent fractal! a weird group of people with a weird shared experience that nobody else can hope to understand. FEED ME THAT LIKE SKITTLES.
(don't come for me about my fictional preferences. leave me and the fellowship ALONE)
on a similar note I also used to get tired of how everyone made all the mentors sexually and/or romantically involved with their victors (like Beetee/Wiress, Brutus/Enobaria or Finnick/Annie where he's her mentor, whoever.) like no shade to people who read or write it BUT I feel like there was a weird period where no one could envision ANY close relationship without writing it into a pairing. Maybe it's my aroace coming to the surface but I got a bit grumpy. So I wrote an endless permutation of complicated, intense relationships with absolutely no sex or romance aspect. what are ya gonna do about it!
one of my less controversial peeves is "peeta starts out dating glimmer who is vapid and promiscuous and cheats on him so he can get together with katniss who is perfect" like an early taylor swift song. it was E V E R Y W H E R E for a while. if there was a modern AU, Peeta was dating Mean Bitch Glimmer and she'd get her comeuppance around the end of Act I. why. please. one of Katniss' actual, literal, canon character arcs is realizing Glimmer was a person who was forced to act the way she was (her interview dress chosen by her adult stylist was SEE-THROUGH) and she died, alone, for an audience who immediately forgot she existed. and you're gonna "not like other girls" her for your wish-fulfillment barista AU. cool.
on the other end of the scale -- and this is a very personal trigger, so I don't blame anyone for liking it -- the District 5 repro girls / thin girls fanon that was rampant in 2012-2014 fanfic. a bunch of people incorporated it into their stuff but it is such a violent, visceral nope for me that if a story uses it I close the tab immediately.
characterization-wise, there is a fic i still see floating around where rue makes me scream. listen. rue is the oldest of 6 kids AND her father died when she was even younger than katniss. she has been working full time to support her family in a job where you are literally murdered for mistakes since she was nine years old. rue is calculating and intelligent, she tells katniss that peeta is "okay" when she knows he's bleeding to death because if katniss realizes he's dying she'll leave. PLEASE. respect the hustle, the girl is not naive.
ok you did say spicy so i will give you ONE (1) hot take. it drives me bananas when fanfic uses Cato Hadley and Clove Kentwell. they first appeared on wattpad in 2010, when fandom tossed a few names around for a while and hadley and kentwell were the ones that stuck. but IT'S NOT THEIR REAL LAST NAMES STOP ADDING THEM TO THE WIKIS AND TELLING PEOPLE IT'S CANON AAAAAAAAA.
there's my one petty hunger games post, lol. i am pretty live and let live, generally if I don't like something I scroll past or filter it out. the annoyance happens when it's stuff like, trying to read fic about Careers and the first page of results is just them background tagged in an ensemble fic about the main characters -- but that's a minor character in juggernaut fandom problem, that's EVERYWHERE. i do the "search within results summary: name" trick to solve that
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soobasaur · 4 years ago
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are you mine?
— a lee minho au
genre: enemies to lovers minho x gender neutral!reader
a/n: this is for my bestie who has been in a minho obsession lately and needs more content, you know who you are :]
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you and minho didnt exactly,,,get along very well for a while
the only reason you both even knew each other was two of your best friends were dating and merged ur friend groups
(thanks a lot binsung 〴⋋_⋌〵)
you wouldnt go as far as to say you hated him
but you liked to pretend you did
you just barely saw him around so why not just mke him your mortal enemy??
it was easier to hate him then admit he was decent company!!
you had a reputation to uphold!!!!
and apparently he did too because he never really disagreed,,,,
you guys just ever had a chance to get off on the right foot and really talk
mutual disagreement <33
the thing is, the both of you were never left alone together
like ever
until that one time yall were abandoned (-д-;)
you and ur friend groups planned a hang out but everyone ended up cancelling last minute with no excuse
it was just you two who didnt get the memo and ended up alone
now that you think about it,,,that sounds like smth ur friends would do on purpose
(again, fuck u binsung!! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ )
so just picture this,,,you and minho both showing up to an arcade and sitting in silence for an hour before getting a text that everyone cancelled
your immediate thought was to go home bc why would minho want to hang out with you???
but after the both of you read the text in the groupchat he got up and made his way inside, holding the door open and quirking his eyebrow up at you
“well, are you coming or not? I wanna try the new vr game.”
and you were just like \\(⊙︿⊙)// ???
he? wants?? to hang out??? with just you????
but u ended up following him in and he paid for your guy’s tickets ≧◡≦
“just buy me lunch after and we’re even”
lunch??? now this mf wants to get lunch together?!$%
you learned one thing about minho that day
he was,,,competitive,,VERY competitive
like what demon possessed him kind of competitive
whenever he won he would flash you a smirk and skip to the next game as he dragged his row of tickets along
it INFURIATED U!!!
ur pride was in shambles
so you unleashed everything after that and won a good amount of games ;)
u had been eyeing a cute cat plush the entire time but u didnt have enough tickets at the end :((
o(╥﹏╥)o damn it capitalism u just wanted a plushie
you didnt rlly want anything else so you gave your tickets to minho and waited to the side for him to get his prize
he came out with tHE SAME PLUSHIE YOU HAD BEEN EYEING \\( ಠ_ಠ)//
but before you could sulk about it he handed it to you and started to make his way to the exit O(≧▽≦)O
and during lunch this bitch ended up paying even after saying you should (`ε´)
\(▰˘◡˘▰)//\\ (▰˘◡˘▰)//\\ (▰˘◡˘▰)// \\(▰˘◡˘▰)//
After that...hang out if you will,,u started to notice minho everywhere
LIKE E V E R Y W H E R E
why was this bitch all over your college campus?
you never noticed minho was in ur class for the longest time jsskkfk
like all of a sudden u just spotted him out of the corner of ur eye and were like o h
once he noticed you too there was no going back
say good bye to paying attention in class
(as if you ever did anyways)
he started to inch closer to you during class
he even started sending you notes
ಠ▃ಠ and u were so paranoid the professor would catch you
but this bitch was slick so u were fine
ヽ(๏∀๏ )ノ
he was the type of guy to throw little crumpled sticky notes at you whenever he wanted to say something during class
they’d be covered with doodles of cats and his scribbly messy handwriting + little hearts
it was usually just some dumb thought he had or a crude drawing of the professor (. ゚ー゚)
other than those few notes you guys never really talked outside ur friend group
there was one incident late at night tho
you had a big project coming up and it was 2am and you were...2 sentences in T_T
you deserved a coffee break <3
so that was how you found under the awning of an all night coffee shop
except it wasn't all night and closed right after you got ur coffee!!
and now u were stuck under the awning!!
all you had was your measly hoodie that you stole from changbin and your now soggy cup of coffee as you waited for the rain to pass
you might as well of just stayed home since ur wasting all this time you could’ve been working on your project standing outside
were you gonna work on the project once you got home? no
but did the thought of wasted time still make you mad? yes
you slumped against the shop as you bitterly drank your coffee, crushing the cup between your hands
after a couple minutes you felt the rain above you stop
you look to your side to see,,,minho?!
this mf was holding an umbrella above your head
“here, take my umbrella.”
thats when you noticed the cafe uniform he had on
“you work here?” you asked, before taking the umbrella from his hand
“yeah, your observant ass didnt see me literally make your coffee,”
“oh whoops,,,i thought you hated me, why are you giving me our umbrella?”
“i do, but id rather you uh...not die in the cold looking like a dead rat.”
was it just you or were his cheeks dusted pink?
probably the cold
(y/n you dumb bitch-)
you both walk back to your dorms after that
and he insists you carry the umbrella
cus his poor arms are tired from making coffee all day :((
and maybe it's an excuse to be closer to you
since hes a bit taller he has to crouch and scoot closer to you in order to not get wet >_<
⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙ ⊙﹏⊙
over the next few weeks your find urself at the cafe he works at more often
one time you got the hours wrong and he wasnt on shift :(
but when you got up to leave he walked in and spent the day helping you study instead of working
you went for the coffee!! not for him!! definitely not,,,
(¬‿¬)
“look, im only hanging out with you cus you get the employee discount.”
“sure, and not cus you enjoy my company-”
“i 100% despise your company.”
ok but u didnt
u actually /REALLY/ liked his company
like WTF
where has he been all ur life
ew that sounded too romantic
but like fr where was he hiding
(・ε・`)
soon you both were joining binsung on their dates
but it wasn't a double date!!
it was just four friends hanging out and two happened to be a couple
and they liked to hang out at fancy restaurants and do couple like activities
totally normal!!
there was one incident where you were about to pay for your meal but minho placed his hand on top of yours and slid his card instead
“you can pay on the next date.”
NEXT? DATE??
excuse me sir what do u mean-
you ignored changbin and jisung’s snickers behind you the entire night
when minho walked you home you couldnt help but let urself blurt out
“was this a date?”
minho gave you an incredulous look
“...was it not??”
oh my god this is embarrassing
“OH MY GOD WAS IT NOT?!!”
you ignored how minho was now turning crimson red and panicking and tugged on his collar, pulling him down for a kiss
“it was...a date” you mumble, now shy at the close proximity between the two of you
“...im gonna kill jisung.” he muttered, pulling you in for a hug, “he told me this was a double date”
“that can be our next date, the murder of our best friends.”
“wow i am in love with you.”
\(^○^)人(^○^)/
minho and y/n murder besties!!
for legal reasons that is a joke
( ˶˘ ³˘(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)♡
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wizardcommune · 4 years ago
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tanjirou kamado sfw alphabet
pairing - tanjirou kamado x demon slayer!reader
warnings - there’s a mention of him proposing in r, so if that makes you uncomfortable make sure to skip it!
word count - 1.6k
a/n - i really like writing for tanjirou since he’s a kin of mine; it makes it a lot easier HAHA
also i apologize it got shorter at the end!!
(requests are appreciated! rules + media i write for are in my pinned post)
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a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)
tanjirou is actually affectionate in every way!! he loves physical affection because it’s the most soothing to him, but he’s always complimenting you or giving you gifts, too. he likes receiving affection the same way, but isn’t disappointed if you don’t. (he understands people show their love in different ways, so it doesn’t hurt him at all! as long as you know how much he appreciates you, he’s fine.)
b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)
it’s likely he met you at the final selection or during one of his missions, and he took a liking to you immediately. you met nezuko by accident, passively pointing out that “there was a demon in his box.” he immediately shielded it, but seeing how you didn’t make any advances calmed him.
as a best friend, he respects you so much!!! seeing you with the others makes him happy too. he’s always doing acts of service to help you, and giving you advice that urokadaki or the hashira gave him!!
c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)
tanjirou really loves cuddles! (he likes physical affection in general, really.) it makes him feel like you’re both safe.
he’s okay with any position, but he prefers to be able to see your face. he also really likes talking to you while cuddling!
d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)
he’s great at cooking + cleaning since he helped take care of his siblings! i hc that he’s really good at baking, so he’ll often make random food for you and the others. :)
very very minor spoilers for the end of the manga (it’s the same spoiler as the one in the zenitsu sfw alphabet):
in terms of settling down, his dream was literally just to move in with you and the others, and to actually be able to do that meant so much! 
some day he’d like to have kids, but if you didn’t want any, he’d just hope the others have kids LMAOO
e = ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
ONCE AGAIN IM SKIPPING THIS BC IT MAKES ME SAD
f = fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)
commitment doesn’t scare him, luckily! he honestly really enjoys the idea of getting to be with his partner forever :))))
i think he’d want to get married a few years into the relationship, but he’d hold off until he was absolutely sure they were safe.
g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
he’s so gentle ohh my god
even though he knows you’re strong, he’s still very careful with you!
emotionally, he’s the same! he never wants to say anything that could potentially hurt someone. especially since he’s tanjirou; he’s so kind 
h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)
hugs are his favorite; he hugs you as often as possible!! they’re really comforting as he’ll always rest his head on yours or on your shoulder. he likes rubbing your back, too!
i = i love you (how fast do they say the L-word?)
really fast, actually! it’s not like he’s rushing it, though. he always says ‘i love you’ to his friends and nezuko because he wants them to know he cares about them. so when he started dating you, he still said it!
j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)
honestly? tanjirou doesn’t get jealous. he respects you enough to know you wouldn’t cheat on him, so if he ever sees someone flirting with you he trusts you to tell them you’re taken.
if the person flirting doesn’t let up, however, he’ll get more protective and will them to leave.
k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)
his kisses are very gentle!! he doesn’t want to overwhelm you in case you want to stop. 
his favorite places to kiss you are your forehead and shoulder!! for the former, it’s always comforting to him when he’s able to cup your face.
his favorite places to be kissed are his neck and nose. it always flusters him HAHA
l = little ones (how are they around children?)
king had five siblings, he’s great with kids. he likes them too! he’s sweet anyways, but he always tries to be like. 10x kinder when he’s with some
he really likes giving kids gifts, too! if he finds a cool gem or something on his travels, he’ll gift that to them :)))
m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)
since tanjirou always woke up so early when he lived with his family, it’s a habit that stuck with him! staying in bed after he wakes up makes him feel restless, so he’ll normally just kiss your forehead and get up
n = night (how are nights spent with them?)
before bed, he always makes tea! it helps him sleep better and he hopes it helps you too. right before you go to sleep, he likes asking about your day or dumb stuff that inosuke did
o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
it won’t take to long for him to tell you about his family. he just wants to make sure he can trust you!! he won’t want to talk about it often though, considering how recent they died
it’s a huge compliment when he does, actually! it means he holds you in really high respect
p = patience (how easily angered are they?)
this is tanjirou we’re talking about, literally nothing you can do will piss him off. unless you beat up nezuko or something ig??? please don’t do that
q = quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
he works really hard to remember everything! he listens very carefully to you, so it’s not too hard to pick up on things you might like when you mention them in passing
(he’ll normally incorporate those into acts of service, too! if you offhandedly mention not wanting to go get your medicine the next day, you can bet it’ll be left on the table when you wake up)
r = remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
the day he proposed! he worked really hard for it to be perfect, and to see it went well makes him go ^^^^^
s = security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)
he’s pretty protective, but not to the point of being overbearing! he’s scared of losing more people he cares about fuck you chapter 179
when fighting demons, he would give you space to fight but also keeps an eye on you to make sure nothing happens. 
t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
he puts in so much effort. he really wants to make sure you know how much he loves you, so he always puts effort into little things like everyday tasks! like i said in q, he listens to you very carefully which can help him make really nice gifts!
he also makes sure he never forgets something like your birthday or an anniversary, as he knows that it would hurt.
u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)
NONE HE IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AND I WANT HIM TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE
v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)
pretty much not at all! besides making sure he looks clean, he’s proud of not having self esteem issues in that regard. 
w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)
in a way? he really doesn’t like the idea of depending so much on someone, especially since if something happened he wouldn’t know what to do. he has nezuko and the others, so if something were to happen to you he would be able to heal. (it doesn’t mean it would hurt any less, however.)
x = xtra (a random headcanon for them.)
he loves singing! i know that it’s canon he’s a shitty singer, but shhh he’s good at it
he definitely used to sing his siblings to sleep, so if you ask him to he won’t hesitate :((( crying
y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
he would really want a respectful s/o. it means a lot and it helps take some stress of his shoulders when he knows he doesn’t have to constantly correct you like inosuke LMAO
z = zzz (what are some sleep habits of theirs?)
if he’s not cuddling you, he really likes holding your hand when you sleep!!! it’s makes him feel really comfortable. 
when he’s on missions, he’s a vv light sleeper, but whenever he’s with you somewhere safe he sleeps a lot better!! 
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thesilencebeforeastorm · 5 years ago
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Wild Night - Eren x Reader
A/n: Since it’s Eren’s birthday today, what better way to celebrate it than with some smut ;) 5k + words later and this masterpiece was born lmao enjoy the filth! Fic is in first person, reader’s p.o.v! Dom Eren as well!
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“(Y/n)!”
The voice of Sasha calling out my name snapped me out of my thoughts as I was doodling some random drawing on my paper. I knew that with the tone of her voice, she had some random idea she was going to throw at me that she wanted me to do with her. I stopped drawing and waited to see what it was.
“What are your plans for later?” she asked me.
I looked at the time. “Wallow in my sadness while watching my show, what crazy idea do you want me to do with you now?”
Sasha frowned. “Oh don’t be such a buzzkill! You’re gonna like this one. There’s a party going on tonight and I want you to come with me.”
I knew it. It was another one of her boring parties that she was going to drag me along with and try to set me up with some douchebag. I continued doodling. 
“Nope, not interested.”
“Aw come onnnnn, why not?” I noticed Sasha’s pouty face from my side eye.
“Because this is gonna just be another one of your lame hookups that you’re trying to set me up with. 
“Well... yes but no! I promise you this one will be different!”
Yeah sure , I thought to myself. I decided to turn around to face her.  “Who’s the guy then?
Sasha seemed to have some hope in her eyes. “His name is Eren Jaeger. It’s his birthday today.”
“Jaeger? What is he, a drink?”
Sasha’s mouth dropped wide open. “Oh you cannot be serious, this is no time for games! Just come with me pleaseeeeeee. It’ll be worth it I promise. If not then you’ll never have to go with me to a party again.”
Sasha used those puppy eyes of hers on me hard. I rolled my eyes, deciding that maybe a “fun” night out would be better than my show. I also wanted to see what was so interesting about this Eren guy.
“Fine I’ll go, as long as you get those puppy eyes out of my face”, I said as I laughed and nudged her out of my way. 
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A few hours went by and me and Sasha arrived at the house. It was his house apparently and the place was packed. I noticed red cups being passed around, the smell of booze filling the air. The music was pretty loud, though not enough to make me bleed out of my eardrums so that was good at least. I noticed a couple of our mutual friends like Jean, Marco and Connie. Connie was as usual making an absolute fool of himself dancing and Jean and Marco were chatting it up though I don’t know how the hell they could even hear each other. Me and Sasha were passed cups by some blonde chick named Annie who I recognized was a girl from our school. I was surprised she was even here since she mostly kept to herself. I drank some of my cup, the alcohol stinging my throat a bit but it was enough to handle. I looked around to see if I recognized anyone else while I almost spit my drink out as my eyes landed on some guy. Sasha noticed me almost choked on my drink and she leaned in close to speak into my ear.
“Hey you okay??”
“Who the fuck is that?” I asked her, tilting my head up to point in front of me. That’s when she had the biggest smirk on her face and she laughed. “That’s Eren”.
My eyes widened slightly as I looked at him up and down. He had long brown hair that was a little longer than his shoulders and tanned skin. He was tall, shorter than my friend Jean as I remembered but not short either. He wore a long sleeve shirt with jeans as he crossed his arms, drink in his hand while chatting up with someone. I must’ve been staring at him too long cause he suddenly looked to his side and noticed me staring at him and also looked at me up and down. I took notice of his green eyes and I felt my pussy throb on the spot. 
“Oh, I am so fucking that”, I said out loud to her. 
Sasha looked at me surprised. I guess she was thinking that I finally found some guy interesting. 
“You like him?” she asked me. 
“Do I like him? Sasha look at him, he’s hot! You didn’t tell me that.” 
She shook her head. “That’s cause you never wanna listen to me!”
I rolled my eyes at her before turning back to Eren and noticed he was coming this way. My way. 
“Oh fuck, he’s coming this way. What do I do?” I asked, slightly nervous that he already noticed me that fast. A girl could still feel nervous right?
“Talk to him”, Sasha said as she started to walk away, giggling. 
“Sasha, get back he-” I was going to yell out to her but got cut off as I had Eren standing in front of me. I took in a deep breath as he got close to my ear to speak.
“I’ve never seen you around here, What’s your name?”
What’s my name? Oh you’re gonna know my name when I - 
“(Y/n). I’m Sasha’s friend.” 
He took a step back and looked over to where Sasha was standing, no more like dancing her ass off already with Connie. The girl was already acting a fool. He looked back down at me, taking notice of my figure with a smirk on his face. I took more notice of his features like his facial hair, his lips and his collar bones that poked out of his shirt. Oh how badly did I want to suck on that. He got close to my ear again and placed his hand on my shoulder. 
“Well you enjoy yourself at the party then”.
I felt my body tense up a bit at his hand, not expecting to be on my shoulder already but I still didn’t mind. “Yeah I will and happy birthday”.
“Thanks” he replied before walking away to talk to someone else. 
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The party was pretty good, much to my surprise. The music wasn’t crappy, the alcohol wasn’t bad and everyone pretty much danced or chatted around. They kept the party lively which is what I liked because if it didn’t fit my standards I would hold Sasha to her word about never going with her to a party again. I danced with Sasha at one point, though she was already drunk out of her mind while I was only tipsy. Seemed it would be my job to take her drunk ass home so I didn’t want to keep drinking. I noticed Eren from time to time, sneaking occasional glances at me. I didn’t really notice a huge difference in his behavior so either he wasn’t drinking that much or he could handle his alcohol really well. Whatever it was, I realized I had to pee badly so I made my way upstairs to use the bathroom. It was pretty quiet up here in the sense that you didn’t hear the blasted music in your ears and you could actually make conversation up here if you wanted to. Eren’s bathroom was pretty decent, no one had trashed it yet much to my relief. I was done in the bathroom and cleaned up before I left and was going to make my way downstairs when I felt a hand grab me and pull me into a room. Panic was the first response I had in my body but before I could respond, the door closed, my back pressed against the door as a familiar voice whispered in my ear. 
“Don’t worry, it’s me”. It was Eren. 
I sighed in relief, though I was slightly annoyed. “You scared me, you asshole”.
He chuckled against my ear. “Sorry about that. Had to get you in here without anyone seeing us”.
God, his voice… I couldn’t really hear it to the best of my ability downstairs with the loud music but now that we were alone in the room, I could hear his baritone voice, sending shivers down my spine. Having his body pressed against me with his lips lightly touching my cheek only made me ache to feel him more. 
“How’s the party been so far…?” he asked me, pressing light kisses against my cheek as he worked his way down to my neck. I moaned softly in response to his lips pressing against my skin. I tried to think of how to answer his question but I was distracted with what he was doing. 
“G-good..” I replied. He continued kissing my neck before he whispered again. 
“You’ve been looking at me all night. Mind telling me what that’s all about?” 
I was going to answer him this time but he bit down into my neck, causing me to moan again. I grabbed on to his arm, the answer I was going to give him coming out messy. 
“I - could..I could say..the same to you…” I panted out. He was making it pretty difficult to speak. 
He took a step back for a moment and tilted my chin up to look at him, his height adding some intimidation to mine. The look in his eyes was enough to know that he wanted this as badly as I did. He looked at me with hunger in his eyes, like a lion ready to pounce in his prey. Without another second wasted, his lips crashed into mine, a groan escaping his mouth and a moan escaping mines. I parted my mouth as his tongue slipped into mine desperately, to which I did the same in return, feeling the stubble of his facial hair against my lips. I could taste the alcohol on his tongue which made the kiss more intoxicating than it already was. His hand glided all over my body, landing on my ass and giving it a tight squeeze, causing me to moan again. I ran my fingers through his hair and tugged it towards me, wanting to feel him closer to me than he already was. I felt a rush of heat between my legs as my pussy already started to get wet for him. He bit on my bottom lip, tugging at it hard before diving back into my mouth once more with his tongue. God, he was such an amazing kisser. 
He pulled back for a moment to not only catch his breath but to remove his shirt and when I saw him shirtless, my mouth literally w a t e r e d. His abs were so toned, his v line now being exposed above the waistband of his jeans. I couldn’t admire it any longer before he lunged at me again, my body pressing hard against the door again as he went for another kiss, his tongue sloppily slipping past my lips. I could hear the music from downstairs playing loudly as background noise which only made it more exciting that I was going to get fucked by this hot guy in a house full of people like the desperate whore that I was. Gotta please the birthday boy right?
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I felt his bulge press up against me, the friction making me want to grind up against him. I decided that I could do that later and that there would be other ways I could please him. I broke the kiss and started to pull at the belt on his pants as he went for my neck again, sucking harshly on the spot above my collar bone. I moaned loudly, my hands gripping tightly on his belt as he sucked on my sweet spot which I was sure would leave a mark. I tried my best to fumble with his belt before I finally got it off, unzipping his jeans and placed my hand inside to palm his dick outside of his boxers. He groaned again as I applied more pressure to his bulge, my mind going crazy with the idea of how it looked and tasted. No longer being able to control myself, I pushed him off of me, a string of saliva being noticeable as we parted. I got on my knees and took his dick out his pants only to be amazed at how good it looked. He was a bit longer than average with pre cum leaking out of his dick tip. I placed my hand around the base of his cock and licked up the underside of it before I moved my tongue in circles around his slit and head to taste the pre cum. I looked at him while I did so, seeing him take a shuddering breath at my actions. The view from down here was hotter, seeing his loose hair fall down in front of his face, his green eyes slightly widening and his tightly toned abs in full display. I looked back at his dick and gave his head a good few sucks before sliding my mouth further down his length, hallowing my cheeks as I did so. I heard him moan as I felt his hand grab a fist full of my hair into a ponytail to look at him and began to push me further on to his cock. I gagged in response to that but I opened up the back of my throat to make more room for him as he began to thrust into my mouth. I let the base of his dick go to allow myself to move deeper into his mouth and gripped onto his thighs as he continued to fuck my face. His thrust became faster, my gagging louder as his movements continued. His cock tasted so good and I couldn’t get enough of it. I wanted more of him, I wanted him to fuck me hard already. I wanted to moan his name loudly so that everyone in the house heard who was making me feel so good. I was running out of air soon and Eren took notice as he yanked my hair back, leaving me gasping for air as he pulled me up, his grip never letting go. He motioned me to the bed and pushed me on it before climbing on top of me for another hard kiss. He pulled back suddenly, taking a look at my shirt. 
“Take this shit off”, he ordered, looking annoyed and pulling at my shirt which made my pussy dripping wet even more. I could tell that he was a dominant man and that I was in for one wild night. I took off my shirt fast, tossing it somewhere in the room before he lifted me up a bit suddenly and unclipped my bra with one hand and ripped it off of me to toss it to the side. Oh, so he’s got experience I thought to myself as my thoughts were cut off when he placed his mouth on my nipple. I arched my back slightly, gripping the sheets and whined as he began sucking on it harshly, his teeth nibbling on it. He fondled my other breast, pinching and playing with my nipple in his hand. He kept looking up at me, wanting to see the reactions he got out of me as I looked down on him. I started to feel uncomfortable in my jeans so I wiggled to try and take them off. Thankfully Eren got the message and let my nipples go and unzipped my jeans, pulling them off, leaving me only in my panties as he took his jeans and boxers off. I was thankful that I wore a sexy pair tonight, having some bit of hope that the guy Sasha was going to hook me up with was worth my time. He went back up to my breast, taking in both of them in his mouth now and leaving dark marks on my chest as I left his dick press up against my pussy. I let out a shuddering breath as I tried to grind my hips against his cock. One thing I noticed about Eren was that he was really good at understanding body language and began to grind his dick against my panties, the friction against my clit sending sensations to my body. I could only imagine how much better it would feel if I was actually getting fucked. I was growing impatient, the feeling of him grinding against me feeling too good. I pushed him off again, only for him to grab my wrist and hold them above my head. The pressure was sure to leave a mark.  
“I didn’t say you could fucking move”, he growled lowly against my ear. Fuckkkk, that was hot. I didn’t want to listen to him but by the tone of his voice, I could tell that I wasn’t going to be able to dom him. 
“Eren, please…” I whined. I couldn’t take it anymore. 
Something in what I said made him stop what he was doing and met up with my face. His eyes stared at me intensely. “Say my name again”.
“Eren..” I breathed out. “Please”.
“Please what?” he asked me, a smirk forming on his lips. He seemed to like me begging. 
With the way I was speaking, I felt like I was so little. I’ve had my fair share of sexual encounters in the past but it was always a quick fuck. Never have I had someone dom me like this, let alone take their time to make me feel good. It was intoxicating. 
“Please fuck me already”. I didn’t care how I sounded. I wanted him so bad. He motioned himself near my ear. “You gotta be patient baby girl, I haven’t even tasted you yet. I know your pussy is dripping wet for me” he replied, sucking on my earlobe. 
“Ahh” I replied, a shuttered breath leaving my lips again. I tried to close my thighs together for some friction against my aching cunt but his knee moved up and separated them. He chuckled lowly, hearing me whine again. “Push me off again and you’re going to be punished”. My eyes closed for a second, taking in a deep breath before opening them again. As much as I liked the sound of being punished, it could either go one of two ways. Either Eren could be more rough with me or he could leave me here and go back to the party with his friends. I didn’t want to test that out and decided to be good just for him.
“Okay… I won’t…”
“Good girl”, he said before kissing my neck, moving to my breast and moving lower to my stomach. I looked at him, his eyes never looking away from mine, taking a mental note that he loved eye contact. He sat up a bit to remove my panties and spread my legs, my throbbing cunt in full display for him. I bit my lip, suddenly feeling shy as he stared at it for a few seconds. 
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“You’re fucking beautiful”, he said, his breathing becoming heavy at the realization of just how wet I was for him, licking his lips as he did so. He wasted no time in diving into me, his mouth hungrily sucking on my clit as I let out a sharp cry and gripped the sheets. He gripped my thighs to hold me down and to bring me closer to his face as he continued to taste me, his tongue licking up and down my folds before sucking on my clit again. His tongue dived into my core, driving me wild as I kept moaning his name over and over again. I wasn’t so sure if anyone could hear me with the music going on downstairs but I didn’t give a fuck about that right now. 
“You taste so fucking good, fuck”, I heard him say as I felt him place a finger inside of me, which slid in easily. I gasped at the sensation as he fingered me slowly, licking on my folds. Fuck, he’s teasing me, I thought to myself as I grabbed on to his hair to pull him in closer. I felt that stupid smirk against me again as he inserted a second finger and began to pump into me fast. I could hear the sound of how wet I was which only added to horny I was as he curved his fingers upward and began finger fucking me fast against my g- spot.
“Ahh fuckk!!” I cried out, as he placed his hand above my abdomen to increase the pressure. I tried my best to keep my legs still but I couldn’t so he sat up and leaned a bit in towards me so that my legs were around his waist. I looked at him as he looked at me, the pressure in my lower stomach becoming too much as I felt myself about to cum.
“Please don’t stop Eren, I’m gonna -”. He cut me off.
“You gonna cum for me baby girl?” Fuck, keep calling me that please. 
“Y-yesss” I whimpered as he began to be more rough with me, his fingers moving at an unforgiving pace. I felt a rush of heat spread throughout my body and with a few final pumps, I shouted his name over and over again loud, arching my back and came undone around his fingers, my legs shaking as I did so.
He slowly removed his fingers from me and tasted them before moving back down to my pussy and lapping up all the juices that had spilled out of me. My body shivered, still being sensitive from my intense orgasm as he did so. My shaking legs made it a little difficult to do so but he was able to move them away with his strong hands. 
“Look at how much of a mess you are. We haven’t even gotten to the best part”, he said to me, a cocky grin spread across his face. I swallowed as I looked down at his dick, hard and throbbing just for me. I looked back up at him, aching for more as he positioned himself near my entrance. He pumped his dick a few times before rubbing his tip around my pussy softly. 
“Erennnnn, don’t tease me please”. The feeling of his tip rubbing on my clit made me grind up against him again. 
“Beg for it”.
“What?” I asked him.
“You heard me the first time. Beg for it.”
I rolled my eyes at him in frustration before his body shot up against me, his face inches away from mine as he wrapped his fingers around my neck. “Did you just fucking roll your eyes at me?” The intensity of his gaze made me know he wasn’t messing around. 
I slightly panicked, thinking I was going to get punished. I cursed at myself, wondering why I was feeling like this. It felt like he had total control over me, like I was his and he could do whatever he wanted to me. I wanted more. 
“I - I’m sorry” I sputtered out, the lack of oxygen from him pressing on my sides making me slightly lightheaded but still felt good. “I just want you so bad.”
The intensity of his eyes softened as he let me go and moved back, getting into position and rubbing the head of his dick on my clit again. “If you want me so bad then beg for it”. 
I had no choice. If I wanted him to wreck me then I needed to do what he said. “I want your cock so bad Eren, just fuck me already… please…please…”
That seemed to please him as I felt him push himself into me, a whimper escaping my lips. I felt full as he continued to push into me slowly, his body leaning over he half way and I gripped his arms and allowed myself to adjust to his size. God, it felt so good. I had been wanting this ever since I saw him earlier and now the moment was finally here. He moved his hips back before diving into me again slowly, gritting against his teeth at the sensation. 
“You’re so tight, when was the last time you got fucked?” he asked me, as he pulled back slowly and dived into me again. 
I got cocky. “It’s been a while since I’ve had somebody fuck me good”, the answer seeming to excite him. I rolled my hips up against him, my body telling him that I was ready as he began speeding up the pace. The pace still wasn’t how I wanted it though, leaving me wondering why the fuck he wanted to be so gentle now. I sat up a bit, taking the chance at grabbing his neck to pull him close. “I’m not fragile Eren, fuck me already”. 
He gave me what I wanted, ramming his dick into me as I cried out. He hooked his arm under my back, lifting me off the bed slightly, angling himself better to hit my g-spot. I cried out again, feeling his dick hit my spot at an unforgiving pace, the sound of slapping skin and my moans and his grunts filling the air. I gripped his arms, my nails digging into his skin and scratching them as he kept fucking me faster and faster. 
“Oh my god, fuck!! Keep fucking me Eren, please, fuck!” 
He kept going though now he lifted me up completely as he leaned the back of his thighs against his calves and I was sitting on him. My legs tightened around his waist, my arms around his neck as he pounded up into me hard, making me shout out his name again. My head tilted back, no longer being able to look at him with the pleasure becoming too much. Had I had known him sooner, I would have been going to his house every night to get fucked. The guy had stamina. 
“Look at you, a desperate slut for my cock. You like it when I’m fucking you like this right?”, he grunted against my ear. 
“Yessss, fuck!” I cried out. 
His dirty talk made me realize how much of a freak he was and I felt my walls clench around his cock. I was close and I knew it. Fuck you for making me finish this fast I said to myself, wanting this to last longer. I held on for as long as I could but his loose hand somehow found its way on my clit as he was rubbing hard against it. I couldn’t hold on anymore and came HARD.
“ERENNN!” I shouted, as I felt him continue thrusting into me sloppily. I then knew he was close. 
“I’m cumming” he grunted and was gonna push me off of him to come elsewhere but I held on to him close and grabbed his hair to look at me. “I want you to fucking cum in me!”. I didn’t care. I was on the pill.
Not having any other choice, he thrusted up into me hard, releasing his warm cum inside me. I felt his cock twitch as the liquid continued pouring into me and then out of me and on to his cock. 
~
Our heavy breaths filled the room, neither of us moving off of each other as we held on to one another in an embrace. Loose strands of hair were sticking to his forehead full of sweat, mine being the same way. I pushed them out of his face to get a better look at him, his gaze meeting mine.
“Wow…. that was the best dick I’ve had in a very long time… shit”. I wasn’t lying when I said that. Remember the shitty hookups Sasha tried to set me up with?
“This is the best dick you’re ever going to get”, he said to me. I could tell he was very confident in his abilities. I liked that. 
“I guess we should clean up now. You know where the bathroom is”, he said to me. 
I gave him a smirk. “I could but… I have something I want to do first”.
He cocked an eyebrow, wondering what I was referring to before I pushed his hair to the side and sucked on his neck hard. He hissed at the sudden feeling but I told myself earlier that I wanted to do this. Not only did I want to do this but I wanted everyone to see his neck marked up, to know that I was there and that he fucked me. I continued sucking until I felt satisfied with the purple mark and gave a soothing lick to coat it. I continued to pepper kisses against his collarbone before softly grinding my teeth against them. I pulled back when I was done. 
“Now you may go”, I said to him. I felt air blow out of his nose as he chuckled lightly and shook his head. He lifted me up with him, not wanting to get cum on his bed as I slid out of him, careful to not let anything drip on to the floor. I gathered my clothes and got dressed, not too worried about looking perfect since I was going to the bathroom right across from his room. He did the same, placing his hair into a bun now. 
“You should give me your number. Maybe we can do this again”, he said to me, his body pressed up against mine and handed me his phone. I smirked at him. 
“Oh we are doing this again. There’s no maybe”, I replied as I grabbed his phone and entered my name and number into it and texted myself so he could have my number. I handed back the phone to him as he placed a sweet kiss against my lips, nothing like the roughness he had earlier. 
“See you, baby girl”, he said as he left the room. I couldn’t wait to get fucked by him again. 
~
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I walked into the living room, hearing a commotion which ended up being a bunch of high fives being handed to Eren, noticing the mark on his neck. I shook my head and laughed, looking for Sasha who was passed out drunk on the couch. With the help of anyone who was sober, we took her drunk ass to her car and I drove her home. 
~ The Next Day ~
I could hear Sasha groaning in her room, her hangover hitting her hard. I walked in with pills and some water, placing it on her nightstand before she spoke to me.
“I feel like crappppp” she said, placing her hand on her forehead. 
I laughed. “Yeah, that’s because you decided to go crazy last night with Connie and drink your life away”. 
She scoffed. “Yeah and where were you for most of the night, hmm?”
My mind replayed the memories from last night, the feeling of Eren’s lips on my skin and him fucking me hard. I chuckled.
“Well…. I was busy with a certain someone.”
Sasha’s eyes widened at my neck as she shot up from bed before wincing at the pain. “No you did not! You two actually had sex?”
I was surprised with how shocked she was even though she was the one that wanted this to happen in the first place. “Yeah we did.”
“How was it??” she asked me. 
“Fucking amazing. The man is a freak.”
Right at that moment I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket. I took it out and saw Eren’s name pop up on the screen. “Looks like I gotta go.”
“Wait- !” she said to me before wincing at the pain again. I shook my head. “Take those meds and get some sleep. I’ll check up on you later.”
She groaned in frustration but listened to me as I left the room. I opened the text and read it. 
From: Eren
Down to come to my place tonight?
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I shook my head and chuckled before typing up a response. 
To: Eren
You want me that bad already? Seems like someone misses me. 
~
A minute later I got a text, this time a picture. A dick picture. 
From: Eren
Does this answer your question?
~
My mouth watered again at the picture. I couldn’t get enough of him and I had only met him yesterday. I shot him another text, knowing what would get him riled up. 
To: Eren 
Aw, look who’s begging for me now ;) See you later xo. 
~
From: Eren
Oh fuck off 
~
Looks like I was in for another wild night. 
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jawabear · 4 years ago
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Agent “Jack Daniels” Whiskey NSFW Alphabet
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A/N: Here is my NSFW Alphabet for the Yee Haw daddy himself, Agent Whiskey. The character of his that made me fall in love with Pedro. As with the others, these are just my personal views of his character so the may differ to yours, so please be respectful of mine and others views of characters :) Sorry for any mistakes.  
Genre: Smut
Warnings: fem!reader, mentions of sex, nothing too much, Pedro Pascal comes with his own warning
Summary: An A-Z of Agent Whiskey’s bedroom antics
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He’s soft after sex. He’ll always hold you in his arms, comfort you, take care of you. Jack is just an all round sweetheart and would do anything for you. He’ll shower you with kisses until you fall asleep, or you tell him you have to get up.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Whiskey loved everything about your body. But especially your hips. He loves when you sways them to tease him, he loved to hold them while he takes you from behind or holding them as he pulls you down on to his dick. He loved to hold them while pressing kisses to you. He loves your hips.
On him, he likes his arms. He likes when he can fully wrap them around you to hug you. He likes when you grabs them when he’s fucking you. The way you grip hold of his biceps...
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He likes to finish inside you or onto your body. He loves to see you covered in him and he loves to watch his come slip out of you. There’s something about seeing your chest covered in his come that is almost endearing to him, the fact that you feel comfortable enough with him to allow him to paint your precious body with his mess just makes him feel lucky.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
You were a fresh agent when you first met. He wanted you from the first day he saw you. One day he caught you in the training room of Statesmen, seeing you punch he he’ll out of a punching bag got him worked up. Seeing you in those tight leggings that perfectly outlines your ass, your white tank top, and seeing the sweat drip down your cheek and down to your neck. He loved the way you moved. Wondered what kind of moves you would use on him, wondered if he could make you sweat like that.
And he couldn’t help but get off by watching you. Giving him one of the best orgasms of his life. He was so incredibly turned on by watching and listening to you.
But because it was before you both established your relationship, he didn’t feel right in telling you. But he knew he probably should...
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Jack knows how to touch a woman. That’s for damn sure. He knows exactly how to make you scream and moan. He’s very experienced, it’s more the relationship side that he’s a little new to. Since his past lover he hadn’t allowed himself feelings but you are definitely an exception.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
He loved when you rides him. He loves when you takes control. Seeing you come undone on top of him makes him crazy. He feels quite proud that you are able to feel so good from him. And who wouldn’t want to ride a real cowboy?
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Jack can be a little goofy during sex. He loves to make you laugh. He thinks your laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds on earth. But most of the time, sex is a time for passion and seriousness. He loves to watch you under him or above him, he loves to whisper sweet words to you about how much he loves you and how good you feel.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
He’s pretty tidy down there. Neatly trimmed and clean.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Jack is pretty romantic in the moment. It will usually be him that makes the first move and he will be slow and loving to entice you into bed. His hands slowly roaming your body and pressing kisses to your neck and touching all the spots he knows drives you crazy.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Jack doesn’t mind the occasional jack off. But he much prefers to have you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Sub/Dom. Both ways. As mentioned before, he loves when you take control, and when you take care of him. He loves how strong you are and he loves when you use that strength on him, choking him for example makes him wild. But on the other hand, he loves to have you at his mercy, begging him to let you come. Jack is a switch.
He is the yee haw daddy so I guess I should mention his daddy kink.
Maybe whips too, but like, not using it on you as such, tying you up with it. He loves when you are tied to the bed, he loves to see you tug against your restraints as he teasingly tortures your body.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
The bed is his favourite. He can do so much with you in the bed. And it’s comfortable.
But he loves to take you in the shower. He loves to fuck you against walls, especially in the shower. Seeing your body wet and soapy is a huge turn on of Jack. He loves to pin your wrists against the wall as he fucks up into you.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Pretty much anything you do. But is especially fond of when you wear a nice pair of lingerie. He likes when you get all “dolled” up for him as he likes to put it.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Jack would not be up for any kind of activity where he is to share you with someone else. So no threesomes. And he does not want to hurt you. The idea of leaving a permanent mark in your body is horrible to him.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Jack loves to watch you go down on him. Your mouth is amazing. He looses track of everything when you have him in his mouth, he’s useless in this situation. So it’s fun for you to tease him, he’ll do anything when you have him like that. He is literally you’re slave at that point.
But he won’t say no to getting between your legs. He practically makes out with you down there. Making you feel all kinds of pleasure.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Jack definitely prefers to take it slow. Rolling his hips into you. Making you gasp and whimper for more. But he can go fast. It all depends on you. He likes to let you set the tone for the bedroom. But he definitely prefers to go nice and slow.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Doesn’t mind them. If you do something to rile him up while at work he’ll take you quickly over his desk or in the training room, but he doesn’t favour them, he likes to take his time with you.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Jack is willing to take a risk if you are. He’s happy to experiment with what you want to do.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Jack could go a few rounds. He’s not as young as he would like to be, but usually he fucks you so good, you only need to go one round. Unless he’s especially turned on and then he will go for more, faster and rougher rounds.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own any personally. But when you brought to light the pleasure of using a vibrator, he was immediately sold...sometimes he uses it when he’s alone. After one use, he is slightly addicted to the sensation...
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Jack LOVES to tease. Like I said, he loves to have to tied up as he teasingly tortures your body. His hands will glide lightly over your skin, he will place light kisses to your body, making you squirm and beg him for release.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Jack never shuts up really. He is always whispering praise to you. He’ll always tease you with his words to make you whimper for him. He grunts and groans but those are usually pretty quiet, he wants to hear you more then himself.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
I think Jack would be a very passionate and sweet lover. Like I said, he likes to let you set the tone for the bedroom, and I think that could mainly be because he doesn’t want to do anything to make you run away. So by letting you start you off in the bedroom, it puts his mind a little at ease.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Jack is big. And he knows it. He loves to watch as he slips his big dick into your tight hole. He loves to watch your face as he stretches you out. He’s long and he’s thick and you love it.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
It’s pretty high. Not insanely but it’s high enough that he could take you at any point.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Jack’s job really takes it out of him so he’s pretty quick to fall asleep after sex but not before he’s made sure that you are okay.
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burnedbyshoto · 5 years ago
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Takami Keigo (Hawks) - Alphabet Hc’s
a/n: it’s late, lo siento!!!!!!! enjoy our favorite pro-hero bird man 
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they with an s/o?)
Takami is a gentle affection man. Soft touches, soft hand holding, soft kisses, soft hugs. At least in public. In private he is the type to be hanging off your leg as you try walking through the house because he loves you so much.
B = Breath (What could their s/o do to take their breath away?)
Takami loves when you help preen his feathers. The feeling of your gentle and slow fingers carefully ruffling through his sensitive nerves as you pluck and fix them up. The feeling of your breath falling onto his back… he just always goes weak whenever you do this. 
C = Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)
He loves to cuddle so much. He loves laying down on your stomach, laying his head gently on your chest as your fingers run up and down the length of his spine. Takami wishes he could cuddle you every single day.
D = Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)
Takami wishes that one day he’ll be able to retire from being a hero and grow old and wrinkly with you. Watching your family from rocking chairs with your hands intertwined.
E = Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)
Takami is an easy going man, but he would do everything and anything for you. He does the most and makes you feel special every single day. Not that him making you feel special is romantic, he may send a meme and be like “me @ you” but it hits home and you’re like “TAKAMIIIII”
F = Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)
Arms and wings hug!!! He’ll take you to wherever you feel most comfortable. Flying you there without batting his eyes. Takami wants you to feel safe! He handles it well, he’s adept, but it does scare him a lot. He doesn’t like seeing you scared. 
G = Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)
The weirdest most obscure things you’ve ever seen in your life. Like the gifts you find at the penny stores because he claims that they have the best finds! But every so often he’ll spoil you with something you wanted so badly. He does expect gifts in return! He even gets pockets onto his jacket to keep his most favorite gifts from you in there
H = Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)
Takami is the kind of boyfriend who hugs you before kissing you, so yeah. Happens every day, and a lot. He just likes holding you and being held by you as your fingers ruffle his hair. 
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)
A kinda terrible guy when it comes to romance. He’s just never been the kind to memorize suave details prior to getting with you, and it shows. But it doesn’t mean his gestures aren’t intimate or romantic, they’re just a little weird. He had no problems with intimacy though! Will make out in public with you in case his intimacy is ever questioned.
J = Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)
HOOOOOOOOOO. WHEN TAKAMI GETS JEALOUS?!?!?! First of all, he comes over to you he doesn’t touch you. No. he instead goes after the person flirting with you. He talks with the person as if you’re a complete stranger, and you smirk at him as you roll your eyes at your dumb boyfriend. The stranger of course is like ‘fuck yeah i wanna fuck you’ and takami is like ‘let’s bet! Whoever can get her to make out with her first wins?’ and of course he agrees and the stranger will start making money moves but takami will just walk over and start the most lewd makeout session with you that he can manage.
K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?)
He is a really good kisser for some reason. His lips are often chapped though, so buy him some chapstick if that concerns you. Kisses and small pecks are his favorites because it just seems so wholesome and amazing he loves it really.
L = Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say or show it?)
Takami says it after you help preen his feather for the first time. The act of preening him takes forever because he has so many feathers and you didn’t complain once even though he sees you rubbing your sore arms. He’ll take your face in his hands as he presses a soft kiss to your mouth. And with that a small “thank you, I love you.” slips out from his mouth.
M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so, what kind of ceremony?)
Hell yeah he wants to fucking marry you!!!!!!! Takami wants a small and intimate wedding. He wants only the people who need to be there like family and friends but that’s it.
N = Night out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?)
Takami loves taking you out on flying dates. Whether you’re afraid or not he just loves soaring with you in his arms. Whether you’re hollering in excitement or clutching his neck for dear life he loves it. As a joke once he even lets go of you and will quickly catch you, the adrenaline rush man. Dates are a weekly thing. They don’t happen every day, but for sure at least once a week.
O = Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do with/for their s/o?)
Won’t normally cook for the two of you. He knows only how to make cereal and still struggles with that. (don’t worry though, he’s taking cooking lessons because he’s gonna surprise you)
P = Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)
Takami is a very playful soul, of course he’s gonna be a goofball in your relationship. You remember that age when snapchat first got face filters and the face swap gold mines that came??? Its like 5 years later and the two of you dedicate evenings for doing the most cursed faceswaps on the planet. 
Q = Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)
Takami values your opinion over his own, like deadass. He is so in love with you that everything he does has your best interest and opinions in front of his own. It’s not even intentional it just happens.
R = Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)
Takami is a pretty damn spontaneous person! Especially since he can fly so fucking fast that distance and time have never been an issue for you. So you want that one restaurant on the other side of the country??? Okay, takami will take you!
S = Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?)
Sleeps on your stomach because he can’t sleep on his back. It’s a system that took you awhile to get used to, but now you can’t sleep without his weight on your stomach
T = Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)
Takami trusts you with his entire life. Secrets??? Sorry, the two of you don’t know any. Everything is shared between the two of you as you both highly value honesty and integrity.
U = Unique (What makes them unique as an s/o?)
Takami is a very not serious yet serious boyfriend. He just acts super nonchalant sometimes but does literally everything that anybody would want from a significant other!
V = Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)
It doesn’t take long for takami to be vulnerable around you, in fact you’ll probably see him crack even before getting together. In this state, takami is so twitchy, fluttering, unable to sit still. His wings are tense, and his feathers seem to stand up straight. It’s not your favorite thing, but you’re there to help him.
W = Wild Card (Get a random domestic headcanon of the character of your choice)
You know those feather earrings? Yeah, takami has custom made his tiny wings into jewelry for you. He doesn’t know what to get you for your one year, and that was it, and well… it was something that made you cry.
X = X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)
You’re injured so you’re babey now. He will make your injury a living nightmare because he will annoy you for being an idiot and getting injured. Like a mother hen as he scolds you and reprimands your actions before helping you out even more than you had asked for.
Y = Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)
When you whistle too shrilly, it just really makes his head spin. It doesn’t happen often, but it really doesn’t make him happy when it does. He has a bad habit of plucking out feathers that annoy him, so if you’re a neat freak, beware.
Z = Zeal (Are they passionate as an s/o? Do they want or like passion?)
Pretty passionate. Takami loves when you’re super lovely dovey just lay it on him!!!!!!!!
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Takami is big fat baby, you have to literally take care of him!!! Okay, not really, but he definitely will use his quirk to get everything needed because the two of you for sure tire each other out. 
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Takami’s favorite body part is his back. His back is so fucking ripped because of the flying, like it’s so defined and delicious and oh god he loves when you fucking mark his back up with your nails. On you, his favorite part is your thighs and your stomach. They’re so soft and comfy first of all. But he loves the way your stomach tenses when he goes down on you, and loves holding your thighs and how they shake and aohgaogiarar yes.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
His cum is super opaque, it comes out in a few loads whenever he releases. Loves to fucking creampie you, okay???
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Takami really really fucking loves it when you pegged him that one time. The feeling of you commanding him, your fingers dragging against his back and along his feathers. The dirty words dripping from your mouth and the powerful thrusts you gave?!
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s a pretty experienced guy. He never really had shame when it came to sleeping around. He does however need help in certain areas in how to please you properly, but the two of you definitely work on that together.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Because of his wings, he is very sad that he can’t watch you ride him properly. But he loves sitting at the edge of the bed and seeing you ride his lap, loves the straddle :)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Takami tries so hard at being light hearted but always fails. He tries his best to be fun and cool, but damnit the second he sees your naked body he can’t help the seriousness that overcomes him and his need to make sure you are attended to in every aspect.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Okay, so his pubes are someone the softest pubes on the goddamn world. They’re a bit blonder than his hair, and are well groomed to ensure your ease and pleasure,
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 
He is the lover who whispers sweet nothings in your ear while slamming into you at a ridiculous speeds and strength. His fingers are permanently glued onto your body and never will leave your body.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Tamaki is someone who masturbates when he can’t get to you. Definitely while jack off to the sound of your voice as you speak to him about your day.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He’s a switch but fucking loves being dommed the hell out of you. Into degradation both giving and receiving. Really fucking loves being seduced because he thinks its so fucking hot seeing you giving him the bedroom eyes and yet completely not letting him touch you.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
His favorite place to do it is actually outside. Being able to fly far and fast, he was able to find this amazing outdoor location for a date that ended with the two of you fucking, and well, it’s his most favorite place.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
The thing that turns him on the most is whispering into his ear. It doesn’t have to be anything raunchy or even explict, but the feeling of your lips ghosting against his ear and the timber and volume of your voice dropping backs his dick so fucking hard.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
He will not do a bird mating dance for you. He thinks its embarrassing in the worst of ways, even if you think its hot or whatever, it just doesn’t sit well with him.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
HE WANTS TO GIVE IT TO YOU!!!! Takami wants his face inbetween your fucking legs!! He wants to go down on you and see the way your body rolls and twists under his manipulation. His skill is amazing because he notices the tiniest of details.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s not known as the fastest hero for nothing. Fast and rough is the best thing he’s good at. The thrills of fucking you at such a high speed is so alluring to him and he won’t stop. But there are times that are slow and sensual and good lord… those nights are unforgettable.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He’s into quickies because of the way it electrifies his senses at seeing you just coming undone and knowing that he’s about to go over the edge. He is thrilled by the idea of someone walking in on the two of you like that.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Takami knows what he likes and knows what he doesn’t. Doesn’t really experiment, but if you are dying to try something out, he won’t deny you the chance. It is how he found out that pegging wasn’t as bad as he thought initially.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Takami can last the entire fucking night if you would let him. He’s just so fucking turned on by you that it doesn’t matter how tired he is he will continue. Until. You’re. Done. it’s also why he sucks at aftercare.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Has the very basic toys like a vibrator, binds, and a gag. They are used on both of you, just depending on who’s domming.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Takami teases on one condition and one condition only. When you deserve it after being a fucking brat. Besides that he is very down to business and trying to make you feel amazing as soon as possible. He will never tease you unless pushed to it.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Takami is SOOOOOOO loud. Lots of grunting, cursing, and moaning. His mouth is basically permantly open even if it’s a little bit because good god do you feel so fucking amazing around his cock.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Takami has definitely fucked you in the air before. Like not near the city, far away so that no one can see your naked bodies. But he has definitely held you in the sky and fucked you there, it was by far the best sex the two of you had even though it was the messiest and hardest one to accomplish.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Takami is about five inches flaccid and gains an inch and a half when he’s hard. He is a bit girthy, nothing too traumatizing, but enough to make your jaw drop in pain if there isn’t lube.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Takami has a few periods of high sex drives especially during warmer weather, but as soon as it’s cold it goes to about average! But he can get turned on very easily.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
As soon as you whisper a goodnight takami has probably been asleep for two whole minutes. He knocks out very quickly as soon as you’re cleaned up.
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cadiacore · 5 years ago
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Fluff A-Z | a.g.
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A/N; so i know this came out of fucking no where but im in a really fluffy mood and im listening to mrs. grande herself so I decided to make this as a cute little thing it is lol might make a headcannon but who knows lmaooo. The gif is mine x
Pairing; Ariana Grande x Reader
Warning(s); pure fluff and a bit of angst if you squint.
Word Count; 1.5k+
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A - I feel like she is an ass girl. If you two were dating then she would most likely have her hand on your ass half of the time. Maybe it’s a comfort thing or she just really likes to touch it and show PDA. 
B - She would love to bake pastries, cakes, cookies and etc. with you since that’s you two’s way of bonding and having fun together. You two would love to throw flour at each other, chase each other and make a mess of the kitchen. It would just be an overall fun time.
C - cuddles! Cuddles for daysssss. I feel like once she is home from the studio or tour, she would climb in your lap and just smother you with cuddles. Or it could go the other way around, you get home from work and you just want to be close to her, so you just crawl into her lap and you instantly feel safe in her arms. 
D - Dancing around the apartment would be another favorite past times for the two of you. It would lead to a lot of laughs and goofing off with the upbeat songs but when a slow song comes on, you two would just hold each other and sway to the beat with many kisses to follow. 
E - I think you two would love to experience new things together, like food, activities, roller coasters, etc. Trying new foods would be hilarious because you both would countdown when to both take a bite and then it would be disgusting. You two’s faces would be so funny and cute and that would be part of the fun because y’all just love doing anything together. 
F - It would take a lot for you and Ariana to fight about something. Very rarely y’all would fight but when you do it’s big and a lot of crying would happen but in the end you two would forgive each other and talk it out normally. After that would lead to snuggles and movie night.
G - Ariana and you love to give each other gifts even though it’s not a holiday or anything specific. Ariana would most likely shower you with diamonds and cute dresses as you would get her flowers and make cute diy things. I feel like she loves homemade things more than she does material, but she always wants to go out and buy you anything sparkly and shiny. You two are also grateful for each other whenever the other receives a gift.
H - Honesty is a big thing for Ariana and you. You two love having deep and honest conversations with each other at 1 a.m. Those are the times were y’all just need to get things off your chest and how you’re both feeling. This would be therapeutic for both of you and it would strengthen your bond even more.
I - You are the main inspiration for her music and that makes you all warm and fuzzy inside. It makes you happy hearing all the lovey dovey songs about you and it inspires you to make things that remind you of her. It always makes her smile when she sees you painting/writing/drawing something that is related to her. It gives her a stomach full of butterflies.
J - Ariana gets jealous and will hold it in until she is able to talk to you about it in a safe space and not around a lot of people. You would do the same since you don’t like causing a scene in front of strangers. It wouldn’t be over anything small usually but if someone was being too close to you or her then y’all would step in and pull each other close. In the end you two would kiss it better and continue on with your day/evening/night.
K - Kissing Ari in your eyes is like heaven. She has the softest lips and is a very good kisser. She blushes every time you two kiss and you think it’s the cutest thing ever when she does. You more and likely blush too but you think it’s cuter on her than yourself.
L - Ariana was shy at first about confessing her love for you but she sucked it up one day and told you how she loved everything about you and that she has always felt that way towards you. She continues on and mentions the first time you two went to Disneyland together and how she knew she had fallen in love with you on that day.
M - She’s all for marriage and so are you! You two love the thought of spending the rest of your lives together and adopting cute little babies. Maybe here soon, one of you will propose!
N - You both love giving each other cute nicknames and your nickname in her phone is “wifey” with a kissy face emoji along with a ring and her nickname in your phone is “babygirl” followed with a heart eye emoji. She loves coming up with new and cute pet names to call you and you love them to no end. Gives you butterflies.
O - When the two of you are on cloud nine, everyone can tell. Ariana tends to look at you like you are the best thing that has ever stepped on this earth and she tends to kiss you more often when she is. Her mom always teases her when she won’t leave you alone with kisses but she just can’t help herself when she’s around you.
P - You both love PDA. You two are always showing some kind of affection whether it be holding hands, kissing, and snuggling/leaning against each other while shopping. You two do it all the time and you don’t care about what anyone thinks of you and Ariana. 
Q - Ariana’s quirks are that she loves talking in an Italian accent at the most random times just to make you laugh. She likes to lay out a warm towel for you before you get out of the shower. She doesn’t want you to be cold when you come out of the shower. Which you find very cute and adorable.
R - Ariana LOVES to be romantic. So at any chance she can get she will lay roses out from your dining room table leading to the bedroom and having candles light up the room and well we all know where that goes to lol she also loves to spoil you on Valentine’s day because she thinks you deserve it but it’s always valentine’s day in the grande household.
S - She is super supportive of you and as you are with her. You two make sure that the other is okay and when something bad or traumatic happens, you two are always there for each other, no matter what place or what time. 
T - Usually you both love a routine but sometimes you both want to try out new things as said in letter E. You love trying new scary roller coasters and holding onto each other as you go through the ride. When it’s done, both of you want to instantly get back on. The thrill of the ride is so much fun for the both of you two.
U - Ariana can be very understanding at some points and then other times you would have to explain why you’re upset or the way you’re feeling. Usually when you do explain it she is understanding and helps comfort you on whatever the situation is. 
V - She values her relationship with you so much that she puts you high on her priority list. If something is wrong, she will do everything in her power to make it right again. She loves seeing you smile so she will always try to make you happy and you are her number 1 besides her family but you understand that because well...family. 
W - She loves when you cook a nice dinner for her for when she comes home from tour. She loves how you put so much effort and time into it just for her and you. Sometimes you make a big feast for all your friends and family and thats another cute thing she loves about you.
X - xoxo As previously discussed in C, she loves cuddles and loves showing you love in any form she can. She doesn’t care what anyone thinks of the two of you and she makes that very clear to others who might give you two a dirty glare or look. She’ll kiss you right in front of them just to piss them off or make them uncomfortable.
Y - When she yearns for you while you’re at work is when she gets one of your sweaters or your pillow, and just holds onto it until you get home. She’ll send you sweet messages on how she misses you while she is on tour and can’t be beside you every night but you make sure to face time her everyday so she doesn’t get too sad while she’s away.
Z - She will go many great lengths for you and your relationship and so do you. You both love each other dearly and would do anything for another. Ari is the type to put everything into a relationship once she knows it’s serious and that she loves the person so she would literally do anything for the person she loves, no matter what it is. 
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ah-kasuna · 4 years ago
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Puppetry in a Nutshell // ♥ I ♥
Pairing: SasoDei
AU: Art School
THIS IS THE 1ST PART AND MY VERY 1ST TRANSLATION ;_; I ain’t native speaker, so there will be mistakes I think, so please let me know about them, so I could fix em! Tbh it feels like doin it with the blindfold on, so XD Yeah, forgive me anyway. 
I hope you’ll like it!♥ Let me know what you think please! Love ya!
AND I DEDICATE IT TO @deidaraakasuna, U KNOW WHY♥♥♥
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Geidai.
The world-famous Fine Arts Academy, located in one of the most charming corners of Tokyo. 
A place that growing artists dream about, perceiving it as a mystical land of inspiration and creativity (until they see sculpture students playing with their own Pony ponies). 
The university to get to is a high-class feat, usually drenched in liters of alcohol and liters of tears in a later hangover. After all, who wouldn't get drunk on this occasion? 
I smiled at the vague memories as I unpacked my breakfast and shook my head fondly. Basically, this sentimental feeling of being an old woman with a bunch of grandchildren has accompanied me since the beginning of my sophomore year, when I watched the freshmen roaming the corridors in sweet ignorance of their fate. Fortunately or not, this intoxicating state faded into non-existent at the end of the first semester as the session approached. And it just so happened that it was just approaching, breaking the will to fight along the way and magically depriving the students of creative inspiration, the one necessary - as you can easily guess - to pass half a year at a group of charming leaders.
My gloomy eyes followed the classroom. Outside the corridor window, visible through the open door, a bird chirped merrily. The weather was beautiful - a typical Japanese spring. The cherries were blooming, scattering fragrant white-pink petals around, and I was rotting at the epicenter of All Evil, like a condemned man aware of what was about to happen. And which happened cyclically twice a week, because my goddamn ambition pushed me to apply for this equally damned university. And so I redeemed my sins before I died, regretting abandoning the idea of ​​self-improvement in the privacy of my modest (but equipped with a kettle and toaster!) Apartment. What more could you want?
I shoved a huge piece of bread in my mouth, which I chewed for five minutes before he graciously wanted to squeeze through my esophagus. A dry mouth like this meant only one thing: my brain finally picked up the information that puppetry classes were about to begin. For my despairing amusement, everyone was rushing to their seats, with shaking hands shoving paints, chisels, and the rest of the necessary utensils out of their bags, as if someone's life depended on the speed of their perfect arrangement on the table. I felt a sudden urge to laugh out loud.
If asked about the reason why the very thought of puppetry gave the vast majority of students sudden symptoms of delirium and depression, the answer would be simple, concise, and more eloquent than the potency pill ads: Hell Cerberus aka Sasori Akasuna. Officially - a lecturer in a terribly heavy and hated subject; in fact - the walking essence of the deepest pits of hell. What was it about him that wherever he went - everyone immediately cut off discussions and silly games? Well, the puppetry professor not only carefully nurtured the art of being laconic, cynical and ruthless. He was devilishly intelligent, even more talented and vindictive and possesive a tons of sophisticated sarcasm, which he liked to apply with the greatest pleasure to me. 
The bell rang. Everyone but me jumped up immediately and Akasuna entered the classroom. As always: in a perfectly matched shirt, elegant pants, a perfectly knotted tie and an equally perfect boredom on the face.
I reluctantly swallowed the rest of my bun, limiting myself to lazily lifting my ass off the chair and making a painful expression. Anyway, I was a loser at the outset, so I saw no point in putting on a similar play as the others, which only maked him sastisfied more. I clenched my fists automatically. Not this time, man!
The professor walked slowly towards the cathedral by stairs, giving the impression of a man who  scrupulously and deeply don't care for this worldly place and time. And perhaps I would even fall for his 'dun-give-a-shit' play, if I had not been marked by his hatred from the very first class. And yet, it's not like I did something to him, oh no. I was simply not susceptible to his mental puppet strings, so I stubbornly disagreed with him on the essence of the art. For him, the highest dimension of beauty were - horror of horrors - goofy make-uped puppets; for me, the art was much less crude carving in plastic materials, where every little movement could fix or spoil everything. And the wood? It was too patient, too tough, hard to work with, unresponsive to the tender touch of trained hands, and it had splinters ...
Everything happened according to the established order. Akasuna checked the attendance, gave an excruciatingly boring spiel about our laziness and talentlessness (noting that exams were coming up), and then had everyone make an individual puppet design. I groaned woefully like the rest of them, reluctantly reaching into my bag for a sketchbook and a set of pencils.
I loved nothing so much as wasting my time gouging dolls. To my left, a class idiot Tobi, wrapped in an orange and black scarf almost under his nose, looked at me as if I was a revelation of heavens.
"Don't even try," I said, feeling what was happening." We'll be kicked out both."
The guy made cat eyes, but said nothing more, and I went to work. I was drawing the lines in concentration, letting my mind wander along the definitely nice tracks, and in the end I turned off mind for good. And I would have been drawing in peace so I'd probably have finished this stupid task if that black-haired moron at the desk next to mine had not disturbed me with his grunts accompanying his neck stretching towards my work. 
It was the end of my composure. I lifted my head from the project and cursed him to the next five generation, supporting my words with a discreet but well-hit kick. There was a muffled groan.
"Kawamoto, shall you explain me what are you doing?" I immediately heard the distinctive, bored tone of his voice and stiffened on my chair. 
The professor was standing a few steps away from me, eyebrows raised and hands folded across his chest.
"Should I take you to the playground?"
"I'm trying to work, professor," I grunted, holding back the appropriate retort and wondering how the heck did he materialized at my desk.
"Good choice of words, indeed." The corner of his mouth curled up in a cynical smile. "Then be that kind and continue your trials in peace, unless you prefer to try at another university."
I felt my blood flooding. Tobi inhaled loudly, knowing what awaited him at the break, and Akasuna leisurely returned to the cathedral, occasionally glancing at me with hideous satisfaction.
I hated him. I hated him most sincerely and most earnestly, with particular emphasis on his physicality, which, despite the sadistic nature, made most of the female students' knees soften and their tongues tangled. Because exactly! He wasn't just a psychopath. He was a disgustingly handsome psychopath who was well aware of this fact and was not embarrassed to make use of it.
Unfortunately, it happened that he accidentaly found out about my moderate interest in the opposite sex, and from that moment he enjoyed torturing me with himself, perfectly guessing my preferences and weaknesses.
"May you rot in these shavings," I drawled under my breath, sticking a pencil on a blank sheet of paper and tracing a busty doll in a ballerina costume on it, with revenge paints 'Miss Sasori' on her exposed ass. And I would probably enjoy this piece of finest art until the end of the class, if I hadn't realized what my "blank sheet" was and why I just sentenced myself to death. I scribbled a porn image of the puppetry professor on the outline.
The bell rang.
"I would like to remind you that today we have the deadline for submitting the presentation plans to pass," his voice occurred to me as if through a fog.
Did I really hoped it would end well? With my heart pounding in the chest, I tore the rubber band out of my pocket, trying to erase the traces of my crime, as I caught above me the distinctive smell of his perfume.
"It was especially to you, Kawamoto," he announced icily, slipping the battered paper out from under my hands with a nimble movement. 
He attached it to the stack of papers he held, without even glaring at it, and left me sitting at the desk with a silent scream of terror on my face.
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idontgiveaflyinggrayson69 · 5 years ago
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Tyler Seguin N/SFW Alphabet
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Aftercare isn’t really a thing with Tyler. He doesn’t really know how to be soft, nor does he really want to. He’s more likely to grab him and yourself a snack, or just fall asleep quickly. That being said, Tyler does like to cuddle. He likes to be the big spoon; he’ll wrap his arms around you and be out like a light.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes how his body looks. He likes his arms, and his abs, and his back. He’s hot and he knows it.
He’s a total boob guy. He loves looking at, touching and kissing your boobs.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Tyler doesn’t know how to be soft or handle his emotions, but he gets vulnerable after losses because he feels like he’s let everyone down. So, when they lose, he gets all possessive and claimy. He likes to see his cum on you, using his thumb to rub it into your skin. “You’re mine and you can’t leave me.”
After wins is when he likes when you blow him and swallow his cum. It’s victory cum and you can’t go wasting that.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Tyler has thought about asking one of his teammates *cough cough Jamie* to join in a threesome. 
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
It’s no secret that Tyler is a hoe. He’s been around the block more than a few times. But, that’s a good thing because he knows what he’s doing. He knows just the right angle and pressure and tricks that will have you moaning in no time.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Tyler likes it against the wall where he can display his strength by holding you up while fucking you.
But, he loves it when you ride him. He loves just laying back and watching your boobs bounce as you move and groping your ass, helping keep your pace steady.
Tyler also absolutely loves it when you sit on his face. He loves making you whine from beneath you and you have to use the headboard to stay up as your thighs become raw from his beard.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Tyler likes sex and pleasure, so he’s very serious in the bedroom. He wants to make you moan and feel good, and he’s not one to be goofy. If something were to come up, rolling off the bed, tripping on discarded clothes, etc., he’ll laugh, maybe crack a joke, but other than that, he’s not goofy.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
He shaves a lot, so he’s either bare or it’s short because it’s growing in. Dark like his hair.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Tyler isn’t romantic. He’s not one for candles or rose petals or scented oils. Sex is sex for Tyler and it’s something he enjoys and he wants you and him to feel good. 
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
When he’s on the road? All the time. He has an album on his phone of photos of you/that you’ve sent him and it’s his wanking material, not that he really needs it since you send him a bunch of naughty Snaps (photos and videos).
And Ty also loves getting off via phone/skype sex when he’s on the road. 
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Ice. Tyler likes the feeling of ice cubes running along his skin and he likes holding an ice cube between his lips and running it down your body.
And he likes tying you down. 
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Tyler isn’t picky for the location. He prefers to keep things in the apartment (bedroom/shower/living room/kitchen), but… You two are definitely known for getting it on in some questionable places because he just can’t keep his hands off you. 
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Low cut tops, tight pants, you wearing his jersey, biting your lip, running your hand up his thigh. You’re a walking turn on for Ty. He’s always ready to go.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Hurt you. He can go hard and rough, but he can’t hurt you. So, not too hard, not too rough.
He also couldn’t call you degrading names like “slut” or “whore.” Some people like being used and called those names, but he cares about you and he couldn’t call you those kinds of names. 
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves blowjobs. Most guys do, but with Tyler, he can become a total whining mess when you blow him. When he’s in control, he has a hand in your hair, controlling and guiding you, but when you have control, he’s fisting the sheets and whining, and it’s absolutely amazing to have the power to reduce Tyler Seguin to a whining mess.
He genuinely likes going down on you, but he likes to take his time. Draw everything out and make you whine just as much as he does when you blow him. He knows what makes you tick and he won’t stop till you cum at least once. And, my god, he looks amazing with red lips and your juices on his beard.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Usually, his pace is hard and fast. He’s the type of guy that likes things rough and can deliver it.
But, in the morning? Things are slow and soft in more of a lazy type way.
Other than in the mornings, Tyler isn’t known for going soft and slow. He’s wound so tightly and filled with energy and aggression and sex is his release, so he likes things rough.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Ty is always down for a quickie. Out with the guys and he’s teasing you under the table a bit? He’s ready to follow you to the bathroom. He’s definitely pulled you into a closet when the two of you were at an important event more than once. The backseat of his car is a frequent visit as well.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Tyler has been around the block more than a few times, so he’s tried a lot and he knows what he likes, but if you asked him to do/try something, he’d say yes. He’s always down for something new and he’d do anything you wanted to try. 
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He’s a professional athlete so he can last a while, and he can go for a few rounds in one night. Tyler is a night to remember and he knows it. 
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Tyler loves toys. He loves ropes and vibrators and plugs and vibrating panties. He finds them so much fun and he just loves to tease you with them. The vibrating panties and vibrating plugs that he can control from a remote or his phone are his favourite. 
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Tease could be Tyler’s middle name. He’s super handsy all the time and always keeps his hands on your stomach/chest/thighs and he whispers all kind of comments to you all the time. And when it comes down to actual sex, he still teases. He draws everything out, brings you to the edge and then stops. He loves hearing you whine and beg for him to let you cum, all with his stupid smirk on his lips.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He’s loud. Tyler’s moans are low and loud and if you’re teasing him, he’ll whine and beg. And he likes to talk dirty. He whispered and mumbles filthy comments against your skin.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Tyler loves it when you ride his thigh. 
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He’s not super hung, but he’s on the bigger side. He’s about 6.5” and a bit above average in girth. 
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Literally all the time. You’re a walking turn on and he’s an athlete that’s constantly looking for a release. He’s always ready to fuck you. 
Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Pretty quickly. He’ll wrap his arms around you and bury his face in your neck and be out like a light.
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Anon 1 said:
Hi I’ve been looking for a doc and can’t find it anywhere. It’s set in the war and where abo doesn’t exist until the serum Kina turns Steve into an omega and the hydra serum kinda turns Bucky into an alpha. That’s all I really remember:)
omnia-vespera said:
Hey, I was wondering if you could find a fic for me? It was a mediafic with tumblr posts, tweets, and Internet forum discussions. It took place around the time of TFA and TWS, and the ocs were really scared by the winter soldier attacks (showing how normal ppl were affected). They analyzed Steve and Bucky’s relationship online and were kind of like a fandom I think? One of the ocs would tag her tumblr posts as “in which Jen [does something].” Sorry that’s all I can remember! Thanks so much!
wouldilietome said:
hello! i’m looking for a fix where steve helps bucky into recovery from being the winter soldier but then goes on a mission killing everyone he can find from hydra who had anything to do with buckys torture. eventually nat brings steve back to bucky and they recover together in a house in like california or something.
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Anon 2 said:
I was wondering if you could help me find a fic If it’s not too much trouble. It’s preserum, and Bucky is most definitely gay but Steve isn’t. Bucky can’t find a suitable dom. He tries to get Steve to tell him to do stuff such as being his “pencil holder” when he’s drawing. I’ve been looking e v e r y w h e r e for it! Thanks!
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Anon 3 said:
hey i’m looking for a fic about steve and bucky going camping for some school trip or something but they get separated from the group and end up lost in the woods? i remember sarah being really protective of steve and bucky having like an outcast vibe and i think they fuck in a tent before they’re rescued
whatbecameofophelia said:
Hi there, I’ve submitted this ask in the past but it might have gotten lost. I’ve looked everywhere but can’t find it. I’m pretty sure it was based off a meme or an incorrect quote. It’s set during the highway scene in Winter Soldier, Bucky misunderstands his mission because of crappy connection: he thinks his mission is to kiss captain America instead of killing him. Basically they kiss on the highway right after Steve recognizes him and then Bucky remembers him. Hope someone can help! Thanks!
jimmiecrackyourface said:
There was this one story that was kinda like beauty and the beast and Steve was stuck with a curse until he found true love and he lived in a house with Natasha and Clint and Bucky picked a flower for his sister and was stuck there or something like that but now I can’t find it anywhere. 😫
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Anon 4 said:
I’ve looked everywhere for this fic I read a while ago but can’t find it again. It started with Bucky at war before Steve got there and he missed Steve a lot (they were not romantically together) so when ppl asked him if he had a girl back home he said yeah and just described Steve as a girl and called her ‘Stella’, and then when Steve and the howlies get together Steve still doesn’t catch on for a while and buck is super embarrassed. Pls help I’ve looked everywhere
Anon and christmaswhisper sent in You’d Be So Nice To Come Home To by EmilianaDarling (oneshot | 26,995 | E)
Anon 5 said:
hey i’ve been looking for this ABO fic for a long time it’s about omega steve and alpha bucky but bucky doesn’t remember being steve’s alpha and steve thinks bucky’s now in a relationship with natasha thanks in advance!
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Anon 6 said:
Hi! I'm looking for a fic where Bucky wants nothing to do with Steve, so Steve leaves to destroy Hyrda bases and he gets tattoos and eventually builds a house in Iceland. Then Wanads goes to stay with him while she's pregnant with twins. Thank you!
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Anon 7 said:
Hi!!! Thank you so much for your blog-you are literally a life-saver! There’s this one fic (it was a oneshot) that was post CATWS, and it basically Bucky took an apartment that was across the street from Steve’s. The apartment belonged to Hydra to watch Steve, but he took out the agents living in it and took the apartment for himself. He was watching Steve throughout the whole fic (Steve didn’t know he was there). He also adopted a cat (from the street?) Steve and Bucky meet at the end and kiss
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ysbrd said:
Hi there! Have you guys ever seen/read a fic where there's a particular scene where steve gets badly burned to the point of near death? Wanda keeps him alive I think. I think its post CW, where bucky is recovering in wakanda? I've been stuck thinking about it for days. Thank you in advance!
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Anon 8 said:
hey, so sorry but i need help finding a fic. basically bucky gets stood up on a date and is about to leave when steve pretends to be his date, and they have a great time. steve then drives bucky home and they end up having sex, i think bucky has a praise kink during it and steve says "mine" a lot. when bucky wakes up steve leaves his # but bucky get's nervous and ignores it. in the end when bucky goes to class (college ?? it's never specified) he find steve is his teacher. ring any bells?
Anon 9 said;
Do you know the fic where Steve is into Bucky but he never goes after him bc Steve is small (pre-serum) and he likes to top and he assumes Bucky would never be down to bottom for Steve since he’s so small. I can’t remember if he actively rejects Bucky or if he just doesn’t pursue him. Obviously it ends with them getting together in the end bc Steve was wrong. (It’s possible I’m thinking of the wrong ship, in which case I’m sorry!!). Thanks!!
everythingstucky said:
Hey! I was wondering if you guys knew the fic where Steve accidentally summons Bucky’s from different universes and Bucky gets upset and retaliates by summoning Steve’s as well and they have to match each Steve with a Bucky and then send them home. I can’t remember the name or find it with tags so I was hoping you guys did.
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arigatouiris · 5 years ago
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daughter of artemis // p.p — [12]
c h a p t e r  t w e l v e
Pairing: Peter Parker x Demigod! Reader [Female pronouns]
Warnings: swearing; angst [a lot of it]; greek mythology rewritten [completely my interpretation of it, oops]; slightly based off the games god of war and assassin’s creed odyssey; hurt/comfort; cliche; fluff [on later chapters sometimes]; mentions of sex and gore; slight alternate universe
Follows events after Endgame, but Tony, Natasha, Steve, Loki are alive in this universe.
Author’s Note: OKAY THIS CHAPTER WAS WHAT STARTED DAUGHTER OF ARTEMIS GUYS. Okay so this is the chapter I pictured first, because my mind strangely never works chronologically. So there’s a lot of Greek mythology here, which is all my personal interpretation, and forgive me if I’ve made some errors, it’s all fiction and in good fun! There’s mentions of abuse in this chapter, so please please discretion advised. 
Word count: 5469
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12 // δειλός coward
(y/n) had always been curious about her father. Artemis never told her much, and even when she was a child, her mother would brush off topics about her father as quickly as they came. Now, (y/n) understood that this was because Artemis was trying to protect Tony and Pepper from Zeus because Zeus had always been angry about Artemis having broken her vow. However, what she didn’t understand was why her mother even slept with Tony in the first place? Especially if she didn’t love him.
    “Why you?” (y/n) asked, narrowing her eyes, witnessing Tony’s suit turn into a small cube.
Tony then turned to her, blinked at her question and gave her a shrug. He had no idea, and was as clueless as she was. It was as if her mother had played a game neither of them knew anything about, and here was Tony and his biological daughter, coming face to face with nothing to say. Seeing her sit on the ground, Tony nodded to himself once before sitting himself down next to her, sucking it up and knowing a conversation was due.
    “Your mother never told me about you. We never met after… after the art gala.” Tony placed his arms on his knees, looking down on the ground between his legs.
    “I know,” (y/n) said, but since her voice was dry, she almost choked. “It was to protect you.”
    “Wow. At least someone was thinking of doing the protecting for once.” Tony mumbled, sarcastically.
(y/n) narrowed her eyes at him, and the two met each other’s gazes once more. Tony observed her, noticing how similar her features were to her mother, but there was a distinguishing feature that no one could mistake. Her eyes. She had his eyes. Tony immediately looked away at the realisation.
    “Do you always joke around about everything?”
Tony chuckled, finally understanding the situation. This girl, if he had met her when she was 13, would have been a child with no parent, no motive, all the confusion and anger of losing her mother, desperately in search of a parental figure because that’s what children do. If a child got lost in a supermarket, they look for the parent. It was everywhere in nature, and she was Artemis’ daughter, nature personified. Tony was guilty, but he was also genuinely sad; sad that he had no part of her childhood, and met her when she was clearly rejecting him, not wanting him around because he was a dead weight to her, a null void in her struggle for her own version of justice and purpose.
Now that he was a father to Morgan, a child he was completely aware of, Tony understood how painful her childhood might have been—after losing her mother and before. From what he had heard from her uncle, and Natasha, she was never really loved in Olympus, and losing the only beacon of hope in her life, she came searching for another. And then the blip happened. And then this prophecy.
    “It’s a bad trait, glad you don’t have it.” He finally said, bringing himself out of his reverie.
Tony looked at her for a long second, his eyes scanning every part of her face. He wanted to hold her right then, and even if his arm stung, he ignored the pain. Whether he knew it or not, his heart knew about her; this, he was sure about. Maybe, Artemis had slept with him because she knew it would be (y/n)’s face he would see after snapping Thanos off the face of the universe. Maybe, (y/n) was there for a reason and even if she was not, Tony wanted nothing more than for her to be part of his life now that she was there.
    “How do you know what traits I have and don’t?” Tony heard her respond to his question, cocking her eyebrow, and in the meanwhile, watching her lovingly.
She might be 18 years old, but she was definitely his child. The way he was feeling right then proved it; her fingers looked small all of a sudden, fingers that were supposed to wrap around his own as he guided her through a zoo or a park. Her hair was wild but it suited her, and he couldn’t admit how similar in feature it was to his own. She had his jawline, she had his eyes, and he couldn’t tell if he was pushing it, but based on the memory of her in the place he went to after the snap, he could tell that she had his smile.
    “Good point,” He said, now looking at her curiously. “Then tell me what they are.”
(y/n) shook her head like it was a defense mechanism. He was trying, she admitted that. He tried to get to know her and be there now that he knew about her; he was trying right now. He had been looking for her ever since he heard the news that he might be a father to her. Artemis may have wanted that, but she had started this path when he was not in his life; and even if she doesn’t blame him, she knew he was too late.
When she becomes a goddess, there would be no use for Tony Stark in her life.
    “Natasha must have told you everything, right?”
Her pressed her hands together to prevent them from shaking. Her heart was beating rapidly, and her stomach flipped with every breath she took. Her anxiety levels were off the charts, and her eyes watered with every blink. (y/n) had never felt this sort of fear, the fear that doesn’t claw at your skins but wants you to drop everything and not hide. The fear that tells you that everything you’re doing and have been doing was for naught, because the reason you came to this place is sitting right next to you.
The fear that didn’t allow her to embrace her father.
However, Tony noticed her fingers when they shook. Tony noticed several things about her that he probably would never have noticed in a person before. He had always been observant, but this was his daughter! Her fingers were shaking, she was avoiding eye-contact, she was sitting in a crouching position, trying to hide her physical self from him; all of the signs that displayed that she was nervous sitting there with him, nervous for the first time not because he was a genius, playboy, millionnaire, philanthropist, but merely because he was her dad.
    “You can come live with me, (y/n). We can figure everything out. We’re family.”
    “How is that possible?” (y/n) frowned. “So, you find out that you have a kid who’s like 18 years old, and you don’t care who they are? You want them to live with you despite everything?”
This time, she was looking at him. Tony also observed something; that moment before tears formed in your eyes, she was going through that.
    “I missed those years in your life, kid. And I never knew about you. If I did, I’d have done things differently, you’d have done things differently—”
(y/n) shook her head, interrupting him. She licked her lips and stared at the ground, hanging her head low.
    “What’s stopping you?”
    “Everything.” (y/n) said, but not entirely honestly. She was thinking of the little girl that introduced herself as Ironman’s daughter. She was thinking about how happy Tony was that Morgan was safe.
Tony had a daughter. Tony had a beautiful wife. Everything in his life was perfect as it is, and what she was, was an unwelcome burden banging on his door. She wasn’t something he wanted, she wasn’t something he was even prepared for. And it wasn’t a choice. He was merely surprised with her as a daughter, and being the amazing person he was, he accepted her; but it wasn’t entirely his call to make.
Even if Tony’s gesture of accepting her was noble, she couldn’t accept his gesture. Pepper had asked her to come home as well, but there was nothing she could say that Pepper would understand. Tony was strangely flesh and blood; and was in threat at the moment, because Zeus could attack him at any given moment.
Staying with him, living a life as his daughter—this would only cause more harm. Zeus had made sure (y/n) lost everything. She never had a life in Olympus to begin with, and with the death of her mother, she was quite literally nobody. She was a demigod in a world where Gods declined. She was less than human.
Zeus had always played a major part in her life—the reason she lost her mother, and why her uncle left even if she did yell at him, and in many ways, she had lost her own life because of Zeus.
When she was wallowing in self-pity, she almost didn’t hear Tony say, “I might not know your traits, but this one’s mine.”
(y/n) blinked confusedly and looked at him. Tony smiled at her before continuing, “That stubbornness that you’ll do what you think is right.”
Her heart began to beat so rapidly that it began to hurt her chest. (y/n)’s lips quivered and a weak ‘Go away’ came out of her throat. Tony placed his hand on her shoulder and brought himself close. He could see how the tears were forming in her eyes now, how her lip quivered, how she was struggling to not accept him back even if she wanted to. Tony saw all this but also knew that it was still her call to make.
    “You’re my daughter. And, (y/n), you might not know this but,” Tony sucked in a breath of air and blinked a couple of times, “After I snapped Thanos off the face of the universe, I should have died. And I would have, if not for you.”
Her eyes widened. She was confused.
    “I saw you. I was in a weird field, there was nobody there. I saw no one. Not Pepper, not Morgan, not fucking Cap, or Peter, but you. I didn’t even know you at the time, but the sight of you, God… It made everything alright. You looked up at me, wearing this… this black jacket, your hair all over the place… You looked up at me and smiled. And that kept me alive, (y/n). You kept me alive.”
Maybe that’s why he looked like he had seen me before when I first saw him, she thought before blinking her tears away. She couldn’t tell him this but she also had a vision of him just as she came into New York. Of him and Pepper and Natasha and Peter.
Tony let go of her shoulder and pulled back, and stood up. He gave her one last look before getting into his suit wordlessly. He had said everything that he had to say.
And he really, really hoped she made the right decision.
Apollo had never imagined that walking the halls of the palace of the Gods in Olympus would make him nauseous. He had been feeling gassy all day, he blamed the takeaway from the other night. It was a strange nuisance for a God, to be given the same mediocre ailments that men had.
He noticed how the walls were bizarrely empty. He had hoped to find any of the Gods out, doing their thing, enjoying their luxuries or trying to woo his sister Aphrodite. However, there was something morbid in the air that made Apollo understand that Olympus was not just empty, but in a phase of collateral shutdown. He rushed to the main hall and saw screaming Gods, one after the other, demanding Zeus’ presence.
Apollo noticed a drunk Dionysus and waltzed over to the ex-demigod for answers.
    “Where’s Zeus?”
Dionysus laughed before shrugging. His hair had a wreath that needed to be changed, and his white flowy outfit had stains of wine. He was not always a drunk person when Apollo met him, but the Sun God knew Dionysus’ habit of drinking when he was stressed.
    “We don’t know,” He said in a singsong voice. “That’s the reason for the commotion!”
Apollo turned to spot Demeter, throwing Zeus’ vases to the ground, screaming with each throw.
    “Demeter!” Apollo exclaimed before heading to her, “What happened?”
    “Zeus happened,” Demeter said, throwing another vase to the ground. Zeus had plenty, all stacked up from era to era, in a nice big shelf that was showcased at the exit of the main hall. “My stupid brother is a bloody coward of a King, hiding away when the prophecy draws near.”
Apollo blinked a couple of times before putting the pieces together. However, Demeter turned to him suddenly and blinked. She was a beautiful goddess, with radiant dark skin and flowy curly hair. Her eyes were amber, like honey, and freckles adorned her face.
    “You had nothing to do with the demigod child, right?” Demeter asked, stunning Apollo.
    “Uh,” He gulped before backtracking. “No. Of course not. That was my sister’s doing, not mine.”
He hated lying to Gods. They always figured it out. A moment later, he felt a soft hand on his shoulder. Turning around, he spotted Athena, his heart fell to his feet because there was no hiding things from her.
    “My lady, if I may borrow the Lord of the Sun for a moment?” Athena asked, smiling sweetly.
Demeter shrugged before getting back to breaking vases.
    “Athena, I—”
    “How is (y/n)?” Athena asked, when the two of them were a bit distant from the rest.
    “She’s… She’s—”
    “Let me guess, she wants to end Zeus’ life?” Athena asked, cocking her eyebrow.
    “Yes! Yes, I mean, thank goodness someone understands—”
    “Apollo, focus.” Athena said, standing up straight, folding her arms in front of her chest.
    “Right.” Apollo said, nodding once.
Athena wasn’t considered a beauty, but Apollo always found people who didn’t think she was beautiful were odd. In his eyes, Athena’s beauty rivalled his sister’s, brown eyes, brown skin and brown hair—which most people considered were plain, but in his eyes, they were gorgeous.
    “Speak to Hera,” Athena said, “Zeus hides because two of his henchmen have died at (y/n)’s hands. The last one still stands. I’m sure you know why Zeus made them in the first place?”
    “To serve as his guards?”
    “Apollo, I believed you were much smarter than that. He made them because he runs from fights. Zeus is no warrior. Ares, before he was banished, was his right hand man. Hades went against him because he knew of Zeus’ truth. Zeus has immense power, but no wit to contain it or use them.”
Apollo didn’t know if he had to feel offended, but what Athena said made sense. But, he didn’t know how this would help his niece. A hand fell on his shoulder, and Apollo turned to Athena’s determined expression.
    “Find Hera. Now is the best time to speak to her. After that, you will know what to do.”
Nodding, Apollo headed over to Hera’s chambers; he knew she wouldn’t come out if Zeus’ name was being chanted for his disgrace. She would lock herself in, as she always did, staying away from every God and Goddess who had anything to do with her husband. A husband, Apollo wondered who definitely didn’t treat her right.
She didn’t open the door when he knocked, but Apollo could feel her in there. With a little force, the door budged on its own, and the Sun god went inside to find Hera’s back facing him, herself seated on her bed. Just as he was about to call out to her, she turned to face him from the side and Apollo stilled. His eyes widened slowly, and his heart fell to his feet. Hera’s usually clear skin was adorned with bruises, and she had a black eye on her right eye. Her lip was bruised and bleeding, which indicated that this wound was fresh, and her luxurious gown was torn in places near her shoulders and hips.
    “Queen Mother—”
    “You dare walk into your Queen’s chambers without announcement?” Hera snapped, not frowning too much because Apollo figured it hurt her.
Her expression softened when Apollo knelt beside her, his gaze fixed at her eyes. Hera looked like she was crying, her expression hiding a thousand battles, battles from so long ago. Zeus had done this, this much he was sure of. Tears slid down Apollo’s cheek and he felt Hera wipe them away.
    “You’re too old to cry, silly boy.” Hera’s low voice stated.
    “Mother.”
It was customary for every child of Zeus to address Hera as ‘Mother’. It was easy for everyone to despise Hera for her power obsession, for the way she got jealous over Zeus’ lovers and killed the mortal lovers that he had slept with. Hera certainly had terrible traits that made everyone believe she must not be a Goddess, but as a Queen? As a Queen, Hera was the best option out there. She was judicious where she had to be, she was righteous and proud, and even if Apollo and Artemis were not her children, even if most of the Gods in Olympus were not her own, Hera never did them wrong. She treated them coldly, she would brush off their advances, but she would commit no crime to hurt them or wrong them, unless asked.
    “Freedom is more important, is it not, mother? Forget being Queen—”
    “What Queen am I?” She let out, looking away. Her voice broken and low. “Queens are merely wives of Kings, and Zeus is no King. Zeus is a pathetic man-whore, irresponsible overgrown child.”
Apollo shook his head and spoke, “You are Queen of Olympus, now and forever, Queen Mother. Many disagree with you, but you have never backed down as a ruler. But, the way Olympus has been running is unfair.”
Hera did not meet Apollo’s gaze. There’s nothing I can do, she thought, brushing away every bit of hope that she may have had left.
Apollo on the other hand, finally understood what Athena meant. Zeus has immense power, but no wit to contain it or use them. The only thing left was for him to translate this to his niece.
Apollo visited his niece that evening, just as the sun set. He found her where she would usually be, at her rooftop, sitting by the edge. It was as if she was almost expecting him, when she didn’t seem too surprised by his appearance.
    “I’m very sorry—”
    “What do you plan on doing to Zeus?”
It felt strange for him to address his father by his first name, but what he had learned changed things and put them into perspective. His gaze was narrow but sharp, and (y/n) merely blinked at his random question.
    “I’ll kill him.”
This answer’s wrong, he thinks before speaking, “The prophecy doesn’t say you’ll kill him. It said you’d dethrone him.”
    “It didn’t say that dethrone didn’t mean killing.”
    “Hera. We were wrong about her. I was wrong about her. She was forced to send her henchmen after you, she was forced to do a great many things because Zeus cannot do it himself. Zeus constantly abuses her, commands his power over her, and it is Hera who—”
    “She tried to kill me, and it seemed like it was on her own accord, uncle.” (y/n) interrupted, scoffing.
    “She is who she is because of Zeus.”
    “Do not justify her behavior because of the abuse she went through. What about me? What about my mother and the things she said? Hera is the reason my mother didn’t go to Zeus!”
    “Hera is the reason the prophecy is still intact! Zeus would have killed Artemis—”
    “Uncle, what are you on?” (y/n) asked, her eyes widening.
Apollo stopped abruptly. He looked at his niece disbelievingly, almost as if he didn’t even recognize her. Here was a standing, living, breathing embodiment of rage and pain gone wrong; manifested in ways that it shouldn’t have. Zeus was primarily responsible for this, too. And by behaving this way, she was playing into his game. However, there was no way she would listen to Apollo with the way she is now.
Taking a deep breath, he did the one thing he thought would help.
    “The Boar is with Zeus. And Zeus is nowhere in sight. He abandoned Olympus, (y/n). All the gods are raging because they demand an explanation and as King, he is not there. Can you see why?”
(y/n)’s eyes widen at her uncle’s words. Those actions sound like the actions of a… She couldn’t even think it.
Those actions are that of a coward.
Peter Parker normally didn’t have to worry about crashing into things because his spider senses kept him just that aware. However, when something crashed into him that day, while he was on his way to see (y/n), he was sure that it was not his fault. Whatever had crashed into him, had crashed into him intentionally. There was no coincidence.
Landing on the top of a roof, a few roofs away from (y/n)’s, Peter got up on his feet and saw a large man, holding what looked like an Olympic pole.
    “Who’re you?” Peter asked, the voice through his mask vibrating.
The large man ran to Peter without warning, and just as Peter jumped in the air to avoid being hit, the man hit Peter with his pole and brought him to the ground. He then hit Spiderman once again with the side of his pole, before Peter webbed away. Landing a few feet away from the man, Peter noticed the sign on the pole.
That… Peter’s eyes widened. That looks like a javelin.
The large man threw the javelin at where Peter was standing, and Peter barely dodged it. Jumping to another roof, Peter rushed to (y/n)’s, knowing her dagger was the only thing that could bring this monster down. After hearing the warning that Zeus would go after Mr. Stark, Peter was slightly confused as to why this creature was attacking him instead. Was it because Zeus witnessed him standing alongside (y/n), when she killed the second henchman?
That must be it, he thought before landing on her roof, her uncle and (y/n) right there. (y/n)’s eyes widened when she saw Peter, but before he could say anything, a javelin landed to where he was, Peter having dodged again, but barely.
    “The Boar?” (y/n) said, gasping, coming into her stance.
A moment later, just as Apollo was about to say something, the Boar’s javelin lodged itself into him, pinning him to the wall. Light escaped from Apollo’s wounds, with him screaming in pain. (y/n) yelled before running to him, but another javelin prevented her from moving from the spot.
He’s creating javelins from thin air? She thought before noticing the Boar land on her roof. It was the same creature that had hit her with the javelin, the scar for which she still had. Her hand unconsciously brushed against her wound before she grabbed her dagger with her right hand. Let’s finish this once and for all, she thought before running to him. The Boar used his javelin to beat her to the ground, but (y/n) hopped into the air and dodged the attack, only to be brought down with a smack from the Boar’s left hand.
Peter immediately sent a signal to Tony, not wanting to let this fight escalate. For some reason, he knew that this would be a difficult fight, the Boar seemed formidable, and strangely, (y/n) seemed a bit sloppy. It was as if she was attacking in anger, and attacking blindly, which caused her movements to slow.
Getting back on her feet immediately, (y/n) jumped onto the Boar and wrapped her legs around his arm and bends it, however, her knife fell to the ground as she did so. Peter immediately uses his webs and grabs the knife, before throwing it back to her, as she jumped down and caught the knife. Turning to the Boar, she tried to attack him, underestimating his speed, as the Boar brought her down to the ground, and kicked her in the chest, shattering a couple of her ribs with just one kick.
He kicked her again, earning a loud scream from her, but he felt Peter jump at him, punching his face. Peter shook his hand after punching him once, it was as if he was punching stone. The Boar grabbed Peter by the back of his neck and threw him to the ground, before trying to kick him. Peter moved aside, shot a web at the Boar’s face, and tried to slide him to the ground by kicking his legs, but that didn’t work. Peter turned to (y/n) and noticed she was unconscious now, after having taken direct damage from the large creature.
Turning to the Boar, who was struggling to get the webs off his face, Peter tried to think of what could be done. Just before making a final move, a large energy beam shot from behind him, directly to the Boar, sending him flying backwards. Peter noticed Tony there, wearing half his suit, as he directed Peter to an almost unconscious Apollo. Peter ran to where Apollo was, before pulling out the dagger using his webs.
Apollo instantly rushed to the Boar, and teleported away from there, without another word.
When (y/n) came to, her first thought was Peter Parker. Opening her eyes felt like a task, and when her vision became clear she noticed Morgan staring at her intently. The child’s face was inches away from hers, and (y/n) groaned once earning a giggle from the girl.
    “Hi… Morgan.”
Morgan smiled before saying, “(y/n). You’ve been sleeping for four days now.”
    “It’s been four days?” She said, wincing when she tried to move.
Morgan moved back and stood by her bed, smiling at her. (y/n) smiled back weakly before falling back to her bed, unable to move. Her chest hurt and burned, she was sure she had broken several ribs from the impact of the Boar’s kick. She couldn’t remember anything after that, but she assumed that Peter must have brought her to Tony’s, since he was her living family. She wondered if her uncle was alright, after being impaled by the Boar. But, if she was here and the sun was shining, Apollo must be okay.
    “It’s been pouring for four days.”
So the sun isn’t shining, she thought before wincing once more. If it was raining then Zeus was trying to find her. Looking around, she saw the white walled rooms, resembling a hospital room, with the right equipment fit everywhere. If she didn’t feel like she was dying, she knew she’d have tried walking around.
What she didn’t know was how Apollo returned and let Tony know a few things. For a brief second, Apollo told Tony to keep her away from the rains.
After struggling for a bit, (y/n) sat up, winced for a whole second before earning a click of the tongue from Morgan.
    “You’re not supposed to be moving.” She said, folding her arms in front of her chest.
    “They told you to watch me?”
Morgan smirked before saying, “I’m not supposed to be here.”
(y/n) chuckled before rolling her eyes, “Two of a kind.”
Getting out of bed took the life out of her, as she walked to the door of her room, which overlooked the living room. She could see the windows and the rain on the outside, and she could see the people gathered at the living room. Natasha, Tony and Pepper sat there, apparently talking. Making her way to them, to at least demand an explanation as to what she was doing there, she noticed Pepper freeze.
    “Morgan! Did you wake her?”
Pepper rushed to (y/n) and made her sit on the couch immediately, earning a couple of coughs from the girl. Everything hurt, her feet, her stomach, her chest and she was starting to have a headache.
    “You’re supposed to be sleeping.” Pepper said, almost as if she was scolding her.
    “What am I doing here?”
    “You were resting after being beat up, kid. That’s what.” Tony said, seriously.
He wasn’t adorning the usual sarcastic tone like before. Something had changed.
    “Your uncle asked us to keep you away from the rain.” Natasha said, looking at her.
    “That’s none of your—”
    “You fight now, you die anyway.” Tony said, snapping.
    “When did he…?” (y/n) asked, about her uncle.
Pepper sat beside her and said, “It was after we got you. Peter sent us a signal indicating you were under attack, and after Tony came, Peter and Tony got you here. Your uncle seemed fine, and took that creature away somewhere.”
    “Back to Olympus.” (y/n) said, raspily.
    “You’re in no state to travel.” Tony said, glaring at her.
(y/n) wasn’t about to argue. She knew how weak she felt. Leaning back against the couch, she felt Pepper place a hand on her forehead to check for a fever.
    “The fever’s lifted, but you’re in a lot of pain.”
    “No kidding.” (y/n) said, chuckling dryly.
    “Who said she didn’t have my sarcasm?” Tony said, spreading his hands at his side.
Natasha glared at him. Pepper looked at the girl before saying, “Peter came here everyday, (y/n).”
Her heart flipped at the mention of Peter. He had saved her life twice already, a lot more than that if she included how he had always helped her, ever since she had set foot into New York. And his brown eyes dragged her to every corner that screamed that she was making a mistake.
    “Peter came and saw you every single day, funny because I thought he said he didn’t know you that well.” Tony spoke, looking at her.
A moment later, “She kicked that lady’s ass!” Morgan’s voice screamed, earning a laugh from (y/n).
    “Morgan!” Pepper scolded instantly.
    “She did not learn that from me.” Tony defended.
A while after, (y/n) went back to her bed and lay down. There was very little she could do at the moment, but the best thing would be to heal as fast as she could. Closing her eyes, she thought of Peter and how helpless she must have seemed. She hoped things would have been different; she dreamed that she was a human girl and could finally tell Peter that she liked him. She wondered how different her life would have been if not for this prophecy.
When she was about to fall asleep, Peter walked into the room. He stood by the door, his mask not on his face, and gave her the look she had always seen on him, even before meeting him. It was the same look, the look that screamed at her to not go, the look that had started her obsession with him.
    “Peter—”
She didn’t notice him run to her. What she noticed was how all of a sudden, his hands were caging her cheeks and his lips were pressed to hers. Her eyes widened, her heart jumped out of her chest, and she could feel Peter’s hands shaking as he held her. But, just before she was about to kiss him back, Peter pulled away.
    “I’m sorry.” (y/n) looked at him, confused. Her face felt like it was on fire, but she ignored the feeling for now. “I was… I was so, so scared. When that thing was beating you, and I couldn’t do anything, I thought… I thought…” His voice broke, and Peter’s hands were shaking at her cheeks.
Pulling back, with Peter’s hands still on either side of her cheek, “Please, don’t leave, (y/n). Stay here, with me.”
At that second, it made sense. She wondered from five years what that look meant—what it meant when Peter’s eyes told her not to go. It was not telling her not to go, Peter’s eyes, from the very second she had seen them in her vision, were begging her to stay.
Suddenly, she remembered funny details that she thought didn’t make sense. She remembered Peter saying a name after hearing her hum a song her mother used to hum. Peter had called out the name of the song, and had promised to make her listen to it someday.
And right then, staring into Peter’s eyes, she heard her mother sing it.
If you’re lost, you can look and you will find me.
Time after time.
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dolphin-enthusiast · 5 years ago
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How about a bucci gang reaction to their s/o trolling them on Minecraft?
M Y F A V O R I T E
Bruno:
- Keeps his calm and meticulously fights back. He is, after all, the Minecraft lord. He loves his s/o dearly and would laugh at their trolling, but if they keep doing it over and over again he might as well troll them back.
- If they are trolling him on his own server they are on thin fucking ice. He’s going to keep kicking them out from the server over and over again (with messages such as “OWO” too might I add) and having a shit eating grin as he watches them keysmash in the chat.
- S/o would eventually give up since literally no one is a fitting match for Bruno. He’s literally unstoppable. If they would be trolling him on another server he’s going to strike back when they least expect it and probably steal all of their stuff from their house, their dog included. He’s not evil though and would give the dog back.....if they a p o l o g i z e.
Giorno:
- Oh now you’ve done it. He usually doesn’t trouble himself with petty things such as combat or trolling, but if he’s attacked he a l w a y s retorts. S/o is in for a treat really because this boi is sly as a damn fox.
- Will literally appear out of nowhere and spawn a fuck ton of mobs around s/o then leave. No one knows how the fuck he got those spawn eggs since he doesn’t have a rank on the server. Keeps spamming mobs around s/o ESPECIALLY inside their house.
- Will steal their horse and basically all of their pets too if they don’t stop. He doesn’t hold grudges though so he would totally stop but ONLY if s/o apologizes. He only strikes when attacked so if s/o stops he stops too, it all depends on them. He’s literally the definition of uno reverse card.
Abbacchio:
- Fucking A N G E R Y. Do not test him he’s going to pour lava all over your fucking house and steal all of your goddamn diamonds too. Unlike Giorno he holds grudges and NEVER forgets what people do to him.
- Terrorizes s/o and keeps breaking holes into their house and putting up signs in front of their door like “HAHA PRANKED”. This would only lead to more trolls and eventually s/o and Abba would end up having the world’s greatest trolling contest.
- In the end both of them would get tired of constantly fucking up eachother and eventually make up. Not before being petty and refusing to admit their own faults though.
Mista:
- Fucking troll god. He’s the second most chaotic when it comes to trolling after disaster kid Narancia, so you’re in for literal hell if you fuck with him. Will hunt down s/o and refuse to give them peace until they apologize.
- You thought Abbacchio was awful? Just you w a i t. This man goes all extra and constantly steals all of s/o’s stuff and surprise attacks them from behind. He once placed a fuck ton of tnt and waited for s/o to show up only to light it up and also kill himself with the explosion.
- Another special form of terrorizing s/o is constantly screaming “CREEPER AW MAAN” whenever he sees them. S/o wanted to slap him once since he literally sneaked behind them irl and screamed that in their ear. He literally takes the trolling irl and just like Gio only stops if s/o stops as well.
Fugo:
- Russian kid rage™️. He fucking S C R E E C H E S once they push him into lava and he loses all of his fucking diamonds. Swears to get his revenge and that’s exactly what he will soon do.
- Is just as merciless as Mista honestly. Goes out of his way to do redstone traps and lure s/o in. He’s surprisingly good at redstone and manages to do some wack shit that often ends up in s/o falling into deep pits of lava or getting stuck somewhere.
- Does stop when s/o stops but doesn’t promise that he won’t attempt something ever again. He actually had tons of fun getting back at s/o and will be trolling them on many occasions from now. Nothing as brutal as when they made him lose all of his ores and he got his revenge though.
Narancia:
- No. 1 troll right fucking here. Literally everyone knows not to mess with this chaotic kid so if you decide to do it nonetheless then good fucking luck.
- Pesters s/o into saying sorry while making their Minecraft life a living hell. Breaks the torches when s/o is mining, surprise attacks them or puts lava in random places, keeps throwing eggs/snowballs at them etc he’s fucking c h a o t i c.
- If they’re playing skyblock they better prepare to free fall because he’s going to be pushing them into the void. Constantly steps onto their crops, steals their food and ores and also their pets. He’d be laughing the entire time and honestly it would sound precious, so who could stay mad at him?
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quitethepirategal · 5 years ago
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Alphabet Headcanons!
List a headcanon that correlates with each letter of the English Alphabet. Can you list that many? It’s harder than it looks! Any tidbit of information counts, from the simplest fun fact to the lengthiest lore!
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A - Red Jessica is an Aries. Her moon sign is Taurus and her rising is Leo. She’s also a cusp baby, giving her Pisces leanings.
B - She has quite a few books in her massive library, but her favorites are The Art of War, Anthony and Cleopatra, On the Origin of Species, The Prince, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, Frankenstein, and Treasure Island. She reads more textbooks than anything else tho. She really wants to like Jane Austin but she just... can’t.  ( unrelated, I was trying to figure which Shakespeare play would be Jess’s fav and found this. Y’all I screamed. )
C - Cats are her favorite animal. Any kind of cat. The grace, the lore, the silliness, the toe beans; they’re majestic little idiots and she loves them. She has two of her own. Sasha and Rosie. Jessica’s loved cats since she first made friends with one as a very little girl and she remembers every cat she’s ever had or been friends with.  Her first cat was an alley cat that followed her around that she uncreatively named Katjie
D - Dutch Afrikaans and English are her native languages, she grew up speaking both. However, she hasn’t really needed to speak Afrikaans since her mother died, and is no longer fluent as a result. Her first word was “Ahoy” but her second word was “geld.”
E - Red Jessica has some ridiculous eating antics, as a result of living in starvation from birth to late childhood and living as a pirate from then on.  She can bite directly into onions and garlic cloves as if they were apples, will eat ( or save ) the bones and fat of any meaty meal, can eat an entire apple- core included, loves to eat or chew on citrus peels and raw herb leaves, has a somewhat high tolerance for both spicy things and alcohol, and, like all pirates, has learned to tolerate most rotten/stale/moldy/expired food.  On top of that, her pursuit in studying biology and botany crowns her as probably the ONLY person in all of the Neversea who knows what nutrition is and how it works. Also eating avocados make her ears itch.
F - One of Jessica’s signature mannerisms is putting her fists up by her face. When excited or overjoyed she’ll shake them and when shes shy she’ll kind of hide her smile with them. She rests her chin on her fists, holds them still by her jaw when waiting in suspense, and its immediately where her fists fly to when startled or snuck up on ( with the exception of when shes armed, to which her hands fly to her hilt or holster ).  This mannerism makes complete and total sense considering shes a trained kick boxer.
G - Gardening is her absolute favorite stress reliever and you can pry it from her cold dead hands. Just bury your problems in the dirt my dude.
H - Her curly ginger hair is certainly one of the first things you notice about her and she takes very good care of it; a wash every two days, plenty of oils, vinegar once a week for dandruff. Her curl type is 3a.
I - Red Jessica is a closeted artist and frequently engages in illustration, and while this mostly comes in handy for taking illustrative botanical notes, her other favorite subject is the human figure. Specifically, the human figure of people she finds attractive or has a crush on.  And if you ask she’d be happy to try and draw you! Though she isn’t what you would call amazing she is somewhat talented- with her drawings having very technical, anatomical, and minimalist influences. She also like to sketch pastoral scenes when out in her fields.
J - Jessica was a name her father picked out, naming her after his first love.
K - She remembers her first kill. At 13 she was involved in a skirmish and lunged at a man out from under a table with a rapier. She remembers the exact look on his face, and recalls it with pride. First kill is a right of passage to pirates.
L - Jessica’s love language is all over the place, but can be narrowed down to gifts, words, and quality time. Arrogant suitors, take note because Jess will literally never shut up about you; she will brag about you, remind you of your achievements, praise you for your talents, be proud of you, will show you off, insist to EVERYBODY that you’re the best, and in some cases, spoil you.  This goes for friends too, of course but this all goes especially for whoever she has a crush on or is courting her. She JUST!! LOVES STROKING PEOPLE’S EGOS!! Speaking of spoiling, she’s a total gift giver.  No reason or occasion needed whatsoever; she is the QUEEN of  “ I was thinking of you so I got you a little something.”
M - Jessica is really really weird when it comes to materialism.  At a first glance, shes as avaricious as they come. She hoards beauty in the form of an art collection that graces her fine chateau’s halls and eminence gardens of gorgeous flowers.  She is a little crazy about treasure too, never missing an opportunity to treasure hunt, and has been known to loan-shark a time or two.  But in actuality, as made apparent through getting to know her, she isn’t really greedy or possessive at all.  Yes she loves pretty things and yes she is great at making money but believe me when I say that she is in the treasure hunt for the hunt more so than for the treasure.  Were she somehow to loose it all, money, island, treasure, everything, she’d be more concerned that whoever took her priceless art won’t take care of it.  In the best laid plans of mice and men, Jess is totally a mouse.  She’s lived the majority of her life owning nothing but the clothes she had on so, she’d just cut her losses and start over… come to think of it being wealthy is a bit boring…
N - Jessica has never been to Neverland. In my canon, only one pirate ( Hook ) was brave enough to ever set foot on that cursed island. Red Jessica, like the rest of the neverpirates, are too afraid. Most heard tales of an unbeatable foe and that the island itself is watching you, and that’s enough to keep Jessica away.
O - Oranges are her all time favorite food. She’ll eat anything with orange in it. Second favorite is crab or lobster. Third is pineapple chili sauce.
P - Her Myers-Briggs personality type is ESTP- a, the Entrepreneur.
Q - Jessica was Dread Pirate Grace O’Malley’s quartermaster. There are 9 Dread Pirates in the Neversea, each one being a legendary pirate of old, and they have the power to grant only the most talented pirates among them recognized captainship.
R - Red Jessica is is short for Red Handed Jessica for no reason other than I am Peter Pan ( 2003 ) trash.
S - Red Jessica’s crew is a sisterhood of sorts. While she is authoritarian and a captain to be feared, Jessica is friends with everybody in her crew and trusts them with her life. Her ship, The Rose, is practically a floating sorority; complete with weird traditions, gossip, gag rivalries, inside jokes, hazing, and the occasional prank. She even aids in getting them dates ( pro wingman right here ) and babysits some of their kids. Granted, they haven’t done much sailing or piracy in some time. But they all live comfortable lives on Crimson Isle, and they’ll be ready to sail should the need arise.
T - Jessica tends to trust people a tad too quickly and “give too much away” so to speak. It’s gotten her into trouble and even gotten her heart broken a time or two; but for some reason she never learns. She’d like to think she’s great at keeping secrets and to a degree, she is… but I wouldn’t trust her with any of mine- that I will say.
U - Oppenheimer, a pirate in the crew of the Flying Frigate ( in the movie the Pirate Fairy ) is her uncle.
V - Jess finds that she spends most of her days in her vineyard. She’s perfected the growing of grapes and timely shipments of wine, but now shes tinkering with how different aspects of growth effect flavor.
W - Jessica, whether she’s aware or not, is capable of being attracted to women. But she’s never really had any female partners. She’s not homophobic and wasn’t raised in an environment that was homophobic ( pirates pretty much love and sleep with whoever they want to ) it’s just ...never occurred to her to date women. Most of the reasons as to why are subconscious maternal issues but in short, Jess already has difficulty separating different kinds of love. Friendship and romantic love kinda... feel the same. She really only knows how to love one way and she can never tell if a woman is being friendly or flirty, much less if SHE’S being friendly or flirty. For this reason I’ve always labeled her as a questioning bisexual or a heteroflexible...
X - Her most recent botanical experiments revolve around xenogamy, also known as cross pollination. And just to flex, she’s also a huge xenophile for both Spanish and Chinese culture.
Y - Yellow is her second favorite color after red. Pink is her third and emerald green is her forth.
Z - In Jake and the Neverland Pirates, we see a type of rose called a Zebra Rose. While no such flower exists in actuality, I’d like to believe this is a result of some of Jess’s experiments - the medicinal purpose being to combat itching and irritation. 
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