#because i like an evil Nefera

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Long Ago, Chp 8

The Sphinx's Joke

The death of Princess Cleo hurt everyone in the Pharoah's city. Literally, in most cases, since Pharaoh Ramses sentenced every monster in the land to be punished. Princess Nefera declared a monster had murdered her sister so all associated must suffer. The royal guards were supposed to interview and analyze each situation; none took the time with that protocol. All creatures of the city, be they monsters or humans with deformities or disabilities or at the wrong place and time, tried to hide. Some who still put faith in the Pharaoh gave themselves to the guards, since they promised to listen to faithful. In seven days' time, the DeNile's city was smoke and fire.

Lt Medusa led many refugees across the desert to other cities. She's given up on the city that hated its own people. She hated the city that stole her son. She searched for the boy, listening to all the rumors of his possible death or hiding place. Medusa had to choose to help a hundred others and pray to Olympus that her son would meet her again in this life.

Draculaura had broken Deuce's neck with a bite. He'd tried to fight her coven in a fruitless effort to save Princess Cleo. Draculaura didn't agree with her coven following Princess Nefera's orders. She wished she'd arrived sooner to help her friends before Princess Nefera had suffocated her sister in a sandstorm. The Night-walker was outnumbered and she wished she'd spoke up sooner about mistrusting Princess Nefera. The most help Draculaura could give was drag Deuce back to her room while he recovered.

 Draculaura kept Deuce hidden in a fortress of pillows. Draculaura cried for days after the death of her friend. She tried to talk about her grief with Deuce but he couldn't speak. The gorgon's bones and muscles healed quicker than a human. He was quiet as he healed, and as he grieved. 

"We were outnumbered. You can't blame yourself." Draculaura said as she sat next to the gorgon.

His eyelids were red from crying stone tears. "I don't just blame myself for not being fast enough. I blame Nefera, and all the Nightwalkers, and everyone in Medusa's pacifist camp. Hell, I blame Cleo for being crazy, privileged, rebellious, genius, crazy hot, bold, human...."

The Night-walker in the pink toga sat next to him. She didn't have anything wise to say so sat in miserable, companionable silence. 

Draculaura and Deuce were transplants to Egypt. The big, glamorous, spared-no-expense funeral was painful on level they wouldn't have predicted.  The decorations were tasteful with blooms from all over the Known World. The sprinting dancers and rare animals shocked and delighted the funeral goers. The enormous buffet was too shiny and artfully sculpted for anyone to dare eat. Everything was lush, high class and reminded the monsters too much of their lost friend.

The gorgon borrowed Draculaura's pink robes. His snakes rustled under the covering as he watched the Night-Walkers mingle with Cleo's relatives. No one looked heartbroken or devastated and Deuce regretted not convincing Cleo to run away with him when she still could have. The time had passed. The gorgon eyed the fountain of sparkling wine. Then he eyed Clawdeen and Ghoulia walking through the palace's door.

Draculaura sped-walked to her werewolf love. Clawdeen had her arms open wide and squeezed her dear vampire. Draculaura looked up at Clawdeen and allowed her eyes to get misty; Deuce couldn't handle more emotion, but Clawdeen was stronger. Clawdeen was the strongest monster she's ever met, and considering she was over ten-hundred-years-old that was saying something. That something Clawdeen read in her eyes and reciprocated with only a sad sigh.

Deuce approached Ghoulia, arms open for a hug, and she walked right past him. The gorgon nodded in understanding and walked in the opposing direction.

"How is she?" Draculaura asked as she linked her arm in Clawdeen's. The coven would see, and Draculaura wanted them to see. 

"She use to be undead. Now's she's just dead." The wolf-woman said. She saw the coven, a dangerous gang of ruthless elites that saw her as an animal and gave them a grin.

The Night-walkers shot Draculaura a warning look. She was scared but put her nose up as she and her lady walked to the wine fountain.

Above the fountain was an image of Cleo carved in stone. 

"Do you remember when we met Cleo?" Draculaura asked as they filled their goblets. There were frozen rubies for the drinks. 

"She busted in demanding the moon and stars. I denied her crazy requests, she listed her connections because wealth made up for personality. Cleo was mean, sharp and went right for the weak point I didn't know I had." Clawdeen said, "Then, we traded design ideas and fabric swatches."

"She kept asking me when you and I would get married, before I even realized how much I..." The Night-walker said as she held Clawdeen's lower back. She wanted to prove her love but she was still afraid of her coven's punishments. 

The Night-walkers gave miserable stares, directly at Draculaura. Clawdeen knew it was monumentally hard for them to be in the same place and touch in front of the coven. She lowered her lips to Draculaura's forehead, not a kiss but a smush of her nose was enough to implant courage. 

"Hello again, Clawdeen." A sweet yet male voice said behind the monsters.

The ghouls turned to see Prince Seth Ptolemy. His mask was handsome, disgustingly wealthy and had kind eyes. They had only heard about him in passing from Princess Cleo.

Truthfully, Cleo described her shoes more frequently. Prince Seth glided over to the monsters, an attendant beside him. Clawdeen was shocked to see the prince had a cat-woman beside him. Not behind him like regular servants.

"Your highness." Draculaura said with a bow. Clawdeen kept her posture and met the prince in his sparkling eyes.

"Hello, ladies. You were friends with Cleo I believe." Prince Seth said.

Draculaura gave a sad smile, "We were. Very good friends. How did you know her?"

"Our parents are, you could say, acquainted. We've met a few times at parties like these She would listen to my poetry." Prince Seth said casually. 

The cat-woman holding the Prince's lyre cleared her throat. "She was also your betrothed."

Clawdeen spit out her wine. Draculaura patted her lady's lip with a napkin.

Ghoulia didn't drink, it hurt her stomach. The rest of her soul was in agony so she should have taken the drink anyway. Ghoulia couldn't take a sip because if she took a sip, she would lose her mind and start chomping every brain in the room.

"Give the signal and I'll bust their heads open." Deuce said as he held his empty goblet to the fountain for a refill.

The undead ghoul wouldn't speak, and she definitely wouldn't speak to him. She kept her sights on Princess Nefera, laughing as she pushed guests out of her walkway.

"You'll never forgive me and that's fine. I'll never forgive me either, but I want you to know something." The gorgon said, and then took a long drink. "She loved you more than me."

Ghoulia's gulp was soft and inaudible. 

"You are always her first concern, she always quoted you, and she just loved you so damn much. My jealousy couldn't compete-" Deuce put his burp in a fist, "You are, like the coolest person in this city and you should go the forum."

"Your mother already requested my presence." Ghoulia stated. "You have to know how much she loved you, too. You made her focus, made her laugh. I use to like being your friend."

Deuce leaned down and asked desperately, "What will it take? I don't want to lose you as my friend." 

"Bring Cleo back from the dead."

"Jump in the Nile." Deuce said; he heard her be dry before but that was cut-to-the-bone-too-soon-dry.

Ghoulia grabbed his wrist. "I'm not kidding. I'm talking about magic and DeNile back-up plans."

"I don't want to tell you how I last saw her, and I think we both know she's going to be thrown to crocodiles later." Deuce stated. He attended funerals in Egypt before and for strangers-near-acquaintances he use to think returning to the River of Life was cool. Not cool enough for his Cleo, though.

"That's what the average people do with their dead. The royal family are a little more.... creative." Ghoulia said, finally meeting his glass-eye-wear.

Princess Nefera looked at the stone image of little Princess Cleo as an infant. She saw her toddler-self stand next to her, holding a scorpion behind her baby-fat-thighs.

"I am so sorry to say, Finder, but I cannot bring the dead back to life." Gigi said, her only wish was to  go back and time and warn the nice Princess of her fate. She could have, but only if Princess Nefera wished so.

"Oh my Ra, what are you good for? Thank Gods I don't want her back." Princess Nefera said, chewing on jumbo shrimp.

A low growl had Nefera stiffen. She turned to see her father, the Pharaoh, staring at the image beside her.

"I am torn, Nefera." The Pharaoh began, "On the one hand, you took my child. No father should outlive his daughter, especially when she was promised to the Ptolemy prince and our respectability is the appeal we have to such a powerful family. On the other, you are a DeNile and no one steals the thrown from a DeNile."

"So you're not mad at me, Baba?" Princess Nefera asked, her voice went high.

The Pharaoh's eyes burned on Princess Nefera's teal head, yet his voice was calmly cold. "My daughter, I am furious. Your mother is devastated, and you've forced me to break a promise I made to my first born."

"Uhh, I'm your first born." Princes Nefera remind him, as he had reminded her every day of her life and after death.

"You shall fulfill your duty as princess and take your sister's place as bride to Seth Ptolemy." The Pharoah said.

"Uggghhhhhhh, but Daddy! That boy is so boring! And I don't want to get married." Princess Nefera whined.

"You will take the Ptolemy's hand and unite our families." The Pharoah said in a low, gravelly voice that left no room for argument. 

"Wait, Cleo isn't really dead?" Clawdeen asked as the monsters huddled behind the tower of basbousa.

"No, she is dead but the royals have secrets and this us a chance to bring her back to the land of the living." Ghoulia explained, "It's complicated but a chance."

"Oooh, I love a rise from the dead. Really freshens the skin." Draculaura said with a giggle. 

"I'm willing to try whatever. What do we do?" Deuce asked.

Ghoulia raised an eyebrow at her friends. "Do any of you mind a little unpredictable danger?" 

Their collective answers were nonchalant 'sures'.

"May I convince you not to try?" Prince Seth asked, poking his golden nose into their group. "I am sorry for you loss, but waking the dead after only a few days, well, the oldies consider that gouache." 

"Leave Cleo dead and the city will burn, thousands of lives lost!"  Clawdeen said, barring her canine teeth.

"Politics are a little more than the words of one royal." Prince Seth said.

A fury hand tugged Prince Seth's expensive sleeve. "Your mother said you'll have to marry Nefera."

Prince Seth's eyes bulged out of his mask. He turned his head to Nefera, sitting on a servant's back as other servants rubbed her feet and brushed her hair.

"Gods help me. I'll help you, friends. Cleo deserves better." Prince Seth said, he turned to his cat-woman-servant. "Please, distract Mother and the others."

"Don't be quick, be smart." The pink-eyed woman said. Prince Seth stared at his servant. Clawdeen noticed her tail curled around his leg.

"Normie, beside a big allowance, how are you helpful to us?" Deuce asked; it wasn't personal and he barely knew the prince but the dislike was strong and real.

The human prince waved his hands as to halt their actions, "I know what to expect in the tunnels."

"I know better." Ghoulia stated.

"I am certain that is true, lady Ghoulia. So how about you take me as an extra sacrifice offering? I'd choose anything besides marrying Nefera."

The monsters and the prince left the party. They walked through the palace to a room of jackal-men statues. Ghoulia touched one of the small statues on a mantle. She twisted the head, it clicked like a toy.  The wall rumbled and split open. The entrance was night in the early day.

Clawdeen and Draculaura lead the group, their magnificent eyes glowed in the dark. The others carried torches. Down the stairs the steps grew narrow, Clawdeen lead them and Draculaura held up the back. 

"The tunnel looks wider further down. It looks like a room." Clawdeen stated, though the words also sounded like a question.

"The rules are we aren't supposed to wake up who's down here. It's not just Cleo they're trying to hide." Prince Seth said, "But we're already here, so let's get passed the traps."

The monsters looked into the 'room'. It seemed to be a hallway; solid gold walls and gems finely placed into hieroglyphics. 

Ghoulia held out her thin arms to block her friends from the entrance, "No one walk in. It's a trap, like the prince mentioned."

"How do we get pass it?" The werewolf asked; she remembered hunting traps from back home. She remembered her siblings had to get hurt before learning to see them in hiding.

"Anyone want to take the first test?" Ghoulia asked, she considered picking the shortest reeds from a hand. Too bad she didn't have any in her back pocket.

Deuce rolled his shoulders, "Clawdeen, give me a claw?"

The werewolf apologized to him as she twisted a snake off his scalp. The equivalent of ripping off a finger, Deuce bite his hand as his very strong friend freed a serpent. Ghoulia applied a wet cloth to his bleeding head. Clawdeen sweetly petted the little reptile, and then she set it inside the hallway. The snake slithered across the titles of the hallway. It went across a ruby-red title and was shot with glass darts.

"Damn. Poor little bro." Prince Seth said, patting the gorgon's back. Deuce gave him cold look to have him stop the touching. Prince Seth took the hint and crossed his arms behind his back. It annoyed Deuce what good posture the prince had.

Draculaura covered her mouth. "What did we learn? Avoid the red titles?"

"It's a start. Let me try something." Clawdeen said, she bent down and pecked a soft kiss on Draculaura's lips. 

Draculaura watched her run over the titles. Glass darts did shoot at Clawdeen's legs when she touched the red titles. The darts couldn't match her Lupian speed; she went to the other side without a scratch.

Clawdeen stood beyond the hallway. She swiftly moved her legs in a show of self-congratulations.

 The Night-Walker clapped and hopped, "Fangtastically done, Puppy!"

"We proceed." Ghoulia said, deep inside she was happy her friend was safe. The layers of misery buried the relief in her voice.

The youths walked but didn't know for how long. The darkness and fear of the unknown melded time. They kept going anyway. 

Draculaura changed form to a smaller, flying creature so she could sit on Clawdeen's shoulder. The wolf-woman rubbed her nose against Draculaura's snout. Deuce and Ghoulia sighed deeply as they watched the affection exchanged. The group came to a statue of a lioness-hawk creature. She looked like she was frozen in time, trying to walk through the wall on her mighty four legs.

"Do we add a coin to her slot?" Deuce asked, he was bitter that he'd ended up on a quest. He had left Greece precisely to avoid silly quests between rivaling families and foolish friends. 

Ghoulia and Prince Seth kneeled before the 

"We request passage, great Sphinx." Prince Seth asked, looking at her talons.

"You just got here and already want to leave? Rude." The Sphinx scoffed, she crossed her front legs and ruffled her wings.

"Forgive us, but for the good of the world we need to get what's waiting behind you." Ghoulia said, she imagined she was talking to Medusa. An intimidating and smart monster who listened to reason, and listened to the undead ghoul.

"Yeah, yeah, same as everyone else. I haven't had company in three thousand years, but this is the career I chose." She said, looking over the youths' heads.

"Why don't you change jobs?" Clawdeen asked.

"Why don't you change your face! It's not that easy, I've put too much in this spot already to start over." The Sphinx said with a snap of her jaw.

Clawdeen could've showed her own big, bad teeth and a growl but underground was not the place. Draculaura knew that was what she was thinking, so she held her love's arms.

The Sphinx examined her talons, picking out bits of sand, "So here's the game; I give you three riddles. You guess two out of the three correct and you can pass." 

"Agreed." The group all said together.

"Here we go: Give me water, and I'll die. Feed me and I'll grow. What am I?"

"I say mermaid. They don't drink anything." Deuce whispered to Ghoulia.

The undead ghoul nodded, "Thank you for not saying that louder. The answer is fire."

The Sphinx widened her eyes a tiny fraction, "Correct. Alright, here we go, I'm light as a feather-"

"Breath." Ghoulia interrupted. 

The Sphinx's angular eyes squeezed in aggravation. "Okay, here's one for you, Smarty-Smart. A high-priest, a crocodile hunter and abacus maker walk into a bar-"

"Spare me Sphinx." Ghoulia loud yet calmly said, "I could let the rest of the world burn, wake up my dearest friend, for me. Only me. I don't know where we'd go, what she'll say or if I could keep up. It doesn't matter, I have to be with her."

A paw to her chest, the Sphinx let out a shaky sigh. "Go get your girl." The wingspan of a sphinx could bridge the Nile. She flaps and takes flight into the darkness, finding a secret window out of the tunnel. They saw her fly but she made no sound.

The Night-Walker and the werewolf took each of Ghoulia's arms. The male folk walk behind them. The torches show the one tunnel split into two. The group exchanges ideas and decide to split up. 

"I'll find you on the other side." Clawdeen promises, kissing her ghoulfriend as their fingers twisted around in almost-hurtful tension.

Draculaura is on her toes, reaching, arms around Clawdeen's neck, "I can hear your heartbeat from miles away. I will definitely find you, Puppy."

The Night-walker went the boys, the werewolf she loved went with Ghoulia. The entrances were identical, they all prayed their chances of survival were high.

"Deuce, why do you dislike me? We met today so we have no reason to like one another, but why are you brushing me off? " Prince Seth asked as they followed Clawdeen. She rolled her eyes and mumbled, "In the name of the moon...."

"It's nothing personal, dude. It's just the fact that your fancy, rich, perfect ass is betrothed to the girl I love, but can't be seen in public with, kind of gets my satyr." The snakes on his head nodded and hissed.

"Oh." Prince Seth stopped in place, then fast-walked back to the gorgon. "Please know that I've never cared that way for Cleo. My heart belongs to song, and a dear friend."

"Is that supposed to make this all better?" Deuce scoffed.

"I'm not a rival, just a man in a forced position. Why be jealous of me when Ghoulia has always been at her side and is quickly becoming the hero of this story?"

Deuce said,"Ghoulia is like a sister-wife to me. I want her around."

"Wow, Cleo's family is more complex than I realized." Prince Seth wondered outload, "It's a privilege to see. I would've been honored to join, never take apa-"

"Boys. Enough. Great therapy and all, but we're running out of road." Clawdeen barked.

They lifted their torches, almost the end of the wood and wax, and saw a harp against a golden wall. 

"Wow, it's the string-thingy Cleo knew how to play." Deuce said, his heart hurt as she remembered how elegant she looked as she played fire.

Prince Seth turned to Deuce, "Cleo played the harp?"

"I hate you." Deuce said flatly, "So much."

"Okay, besides Cleo, does anyone else know to how play?" Clawdeen asked. She approached the instrument, curving like tree-branches, with a waterfall of unicorn tendons. 

"I play the lyre and can read music. It's worth a try." Prince Seth said as he read the music notes on the wall. "Clever, and brain-frying; these notes don't follow any melodies I've heard. They'd sound like da-da-eeeeekkk-oooo-deeeee."

Clawdeen's pointed ears twisted, "It's a test, or a riddle, just like the others had been. I have better eye-sight than the two of you put together, and I don't see an obvious trap. That doesn't mean there isn't one."

"Ptolemy, for the scared creatures and people up top in the city, your friend, my friends and Forever-Babe, take the strings." Deuce said, giving an encouraging slap on the royal ass.

"You're hoping I die, right?" Prince Seth asked as he rubbed his backside.

"I'm hoping for a lot of things. Please play." Deuce said again, hands gesturing to the harp.

The heir of the Ptolemy Dynasty squatted in position. He realized so much was riding on his playing abilities, he removed the mask he mother forced him to wear.

Deuce's snakes hissed angrily and he leaned over to Clawdeen and whispered, "Gods dammit, I'd hit that. Stupid Ptolemy." 

"Boy, shut up."

The sweet strands of melody began, like walking through the afterlife's Field of Reeds. Prince Seth remembered hearing the melody before and played what he knew, not what the wall said. The wall disagreed and opened a slot for black ooze. The prince kept her fingers going, not understand what he'd done wrong. In worry of risking his new friends, he skipped a string and made a sour note. The gushing ooze slowed down.

Seth Ptolemy realized he had to massacre music, his passion as hot as Ra's sun, for the sake of everything else under Ra's sun.

"Hathor, forgive me." Prince Seth said, he gave up trying and bashed at the harp. The slimy ooze began flooding out, and a door suddenly closed from the way they walked in. 

"Ptolemy, what's wrong?"

"I have to follow the instructions exactly, even though they are vile." Prince Seth pulled back his arms and cracked his knuckles. He read quicker than he played and, though it disgusted him as an artist, he played the gold notes. Deuce and Clawdeen had to cover their ears. They were still grateful as they watched the ooze cease. As Prince Seth made it to the end, they heard a creaking noise. The prince didn't stop playing, he and his friends watched the doors open.

Open to a room made of light.

Prince Seth stepped away from the harp. The three walked into the room and discovered piles and piles of treasure. Gold furniture, enormous, boulder size gems, rare magic weapons they'd all heard of in legends.

"I'm in the sky with the moon and all the stars, and it's glorious." Clawdeen said, her tongue dropped as she panted. 

Prince Seth didn't tell them this was one of the small chambers and the DeNiles had hundreds, if not thousands, more tunnels of wealth and riches. 

"The princess won't be in here. All this is another test to see if we'll make it to the Family Chamber. We cannot touch anything." The Ptolemy Prince said, very unimpressed by the unloving sparkling rocks.

"Which way?" Deuce asked, he grabbed his other hand before he could grab the cape with the golden Ram's skull. 

Prince Seth walked straight past all the baubles and trinkets. Keeping their greed in check, Clawdeen and Deuce held each other's hands, as they followed the prince. Clawdeen whined and her ears dropped. 

They stepped down a stairway to the Family Chamber. The ceilings tall enough to create its own weather. On 'medium' sized pyramid-pedestals there were shrines around sarcophagi. Jars, books, weapons, images in stone, all sorts of tokens at each shrine. Clawdeen locked eyes on the sarcophagus that draped fabric she had embroidered.  

"Cleo." She said, and ran to the steps. The boys followed her. On the top of Cleo's personal pyramid there were roses made of rubies, expensive fabrics shinning against her magic-never-go-out-candles. Clawdeen couldn't believe in the toasty, dry underground that near Cleo's sarcophagus it smelled like spring water and night-bloomed roses. 

"Deuce, look, she included us." Clawdeen bent down and ran her claws lightly over the icons of monsters dancing aside her coffin. They could have been humans but Clawdeen recognized details of herself; her jewelry unlike any human, her strong form, the hair braids she taught Cleo.

"She's in here?" Deuce asked, almost a gag. He saw a face painted on the sarcophagus that resembled Princess Cleo, except the flat, cold eyes. "Ptolemy, how do we crack this open?"

[via-the-ghoul]

Anyways here’s some concepts for how some currently not in Gen3 characters could fit into the universe

(Mattel hire me I’ll clean up these ideas and make you so much money)

Clawdia Wolf

Howleen’s older sister, poem writer, and Nefera’s best friend. She was with Nefera on the trip to Scaris, but didn’t come back with her when she left early. When she comes back she’s mad at Nefera for leaving early just so she could be in a play, and Nefera has to make it up to her. In a different episode Howleen tries to get her to join the wolf pack because she’s older than Barkimedes and Romulus and therefore Howleen can loophole that so Clawdia is the new leader so that Clawdia will then put Howleen in charge because she doesn’t think she’s qualified to lead and Clawdia’s like “hey sis I don’t think this people are very good friends I think you should leave” and Howleen’s like “No I can’t leave I need to be the coolest werewolf in school!” This idea’s kinda messy but

Jinafire Long

Skelita’s long distance girlfriend from China (since we know Skelita’s coming back). Controls water now and can turn into a more traditional dragon. Ran into Watzie at the dragon migration and they hit it off so Jinafire spent the rest of the first season trying to figure out where this random hybrid was from, and then discovered he’s at the same school as Skelita. She already wanted to go there (even though her dad disagreed since he wasn’t comfortable with his daughter moving so far away) but this managed to convince him somehow or maybe she went without his permission because like now both her friend and her girlfriend are there that’s so many people she likes this beats homeschooling a whole bunch like

Slo Mo

A very fancy descended from the Great William Spookspeare. He’s like wearing renaissance clothes and he has a British accent but it’s way better than Torelei’s. He’s very nice actually but poor Ghoulia’s like “oh no he’s gonna judge me for my skater girl vibe” meanwhile Slo Mo’s like “oh no what if everyone judges me for wearing renaissance clothing on the first day of school fuck fuck fuck” and then they find out about this and bond. Over that. Like they both tell each other they thought the other one was way cooler and that they were gonna judge them and oh no I accidentally gave them way too much chemistry oh fuck I just wanted them to be friends this time

River Styxx

The campiest, most dramatic, actually-has-a-scythe now reaper ever. Her and Heath were like childhood beasties back in the underworld but they had a falling out because Heath went to therapy while River got worse. And then River transferres to Monster High because she got kicked out of Reaper Academy for some kind of crime that’s never elaborated on other than a shot of River smiling while flashback noises of people screaming can be heard and also Spectra’s genuinely afraid of her but she only really threatens people she doesn’t like kill anyone she’s just really intense. She’s trying to make Heath worse. Heath is trying to make her better and she is objectively like less evil by the end of her debut episode but she’s still a camp goddess. Her voice actress is having the time of her fucking life.

[strangestcase]

another mildly angry and petty monster high thought: i think the reason some monster high fans kind of. expect some characters to be more emotionally mature, for instance:

-expecting Clawdeen to be normal about her older brother dating first her rival and then her bff they both met as a child

-expecting Frankie (only 15 in appearance!) to not get a crush on a different boy every month and forget about the thing within the week

-expecting Gil to not passively absorb his shitty family's beliefs or to fight back (beyond arguinng w them)

-expecting Cleo and Nefera (15 and 19 respectively!) to be above wanting their manipulative father's approval and respect

and i think part of it is this cultural shift of teen shows (as in, shows about teenagers) going from being marketed to kids and teenagers to being marketed to adults (or maybe that shift never happened, but uh, I'm just saying there's like a huge difference from Victorious to Euphoria, alleged realism be damned)

so if you get used to teenage characters being played by young-looking adult actors, having sex and drugs onscreen, and having very adult dramas going on, i think that colors your perception of monster high media, which, yes, tackles serious issues at times, but monster high is

a franchise FOR children

a story about puberty

set around a high school and not just as dressing

A TOY LINE

it's not fucking Euphoria! characters will do silly shit not just because they're children but also because it's a silly story for kids!!!! calm the fuck down nobody will kill anybody because some 16 year old broke up with her boyfriend of two years not even if the cast is full of flesh-eating undead she'll be FINE they have bigger fish to fry such as the end of term exams and the lovecraftian evil someone summoned in the gymnasium!!! i swear some people see "teen" and "monster" in the same sentence and they think this cartoon about being nice to other people should have graphic fuckmurder in every episode

[scrumptiousobjectcollector]

Now I wanna know about the popular dolls that YOU find overhyped 👀

Hi thank you so much for the ask!

Hmmm. Well g1 wise honestly not much of a fan of nefera, she really just has that evil step sister vibe aesthetic down to a T, like they really did so well of capturing that in her dolls🥴

Several of the skulltimate secrets just fell ostentatious. They're going for fashion versions of these characters but in the end it just feels like flops, banking off the familiarity and popularity of characters. There are a couple I like but especially the big reseller ones will never ever be worth it. People who actually buy at these prices are wild to me on so many levels...

I think I really loathe the Dracula skullector I mean obviously they were going to make them a girl base but at the same time I think that's really what missed the mark for me. She just looks so tacky.

Something with howliday dracs bangs are a big deterrent but overall she did miss the mark on a general scale

I think because I'm not g1 drac crazy(love her obviously but not a drac girlie) alot of the dracs do miss the mark for me. Especially because if you don't get them right away or don't have them they just become overpriced and even less desirable??

G3 not a good ghoulia doll in sight, or maybe I just associate how poorly they've presented her on the show, or maybe they just transferred the vibes into her dolls??

I don't really like "creepover" Twyla, saw her on a very big discount recently and even that wasn't enough for me to get her. Idk what it is.

And anytime they're ready to try and put some respect on toralei and her hair I will be waiting here🧍I do have core toralei because I'm going to give her a chop, but like cmon?? Mattel this is your character.

Monster ball lagoona is a mixed bag because like I don't like it but I don't not like it? Like some parts of her are cute others I'm like girl what? Same with drac except it's mostly her hair. Sorry the tinsel in her hair did not pass the vibe check.

And personally I do not care for abbey core doll.

[vampiregirl-in-a-barbieworld]

New Nefera pic via Instagram! 💎💫 I can't wait to see Nefera in doll form hoping we get a leak soon of her 💕

I can't wait to see Nefera again in G3 💚 I'm curious to see what her personality will be like this time. I honestly never liked how cartoonishly evil and mean Nefera was to her sister it was just too much paired with their father Ram's constant criticisms of Cleo's life choices that Nefera would often stir the pot up over to begin with. With Nefera being such an overshadowing bully of a sister it made sense why Cleo constantly competed with and disliked Nefera so much but in G3 if Nefera is nice and a good sister I won't understand Cleo's huge dislike of her sister this time around?

I think in G3 Nefera will be a good older sister who is a lot more mature and graceful yet struggling with perfectionism trying to be the perfect future pharaoh and in the process this could make Cleo jealous of her sister because she thinks her sister is perfect and it makes her insecure comparing herself to Nefera and it doesn't help that sometimes unintentionally when Nefera tries to guide Cleo she comes off as a know it all or sounds like she's trying to tell Cleo what she should be doing. I think what will bring Cleo and Nefera together later on is that they're sisters no matter who is on the throne and they vent about their Dad's high expectations/pressure of them together.

In G1 aka Haunt Couture Cleo's diary there is a moment where Ram reminds his daughters telling them that they're family when Cleo and Nefera are arguing at dinner and this actually inspires Nefera to be nicer to Cleo by knocking on her door instead of barging in and the two have a heartfelt conversation as a result so I'm wondering if this G3 Nefera is the result of that possibly?

[mvsic0]

I DID! I DID! and i absolutely agree that this was a banger episode block

starting off with the first episode (i suck at remembering mhg3 episode names) any episode with cleo as a main focus is a banger, and nefera really added was really great

i’m definitely reading too much into nefera ( i find it fun 😢) but this episode really makes me see her as like, of course she cares for everyone BUUT she can’t help but be better if that makes sense….

like she’s a little mean sometimes but is completely oblivious to it (or maybe she is fully aware and is just pretending to not know to get sympathy, for anyone who wants her to be *really* evil)

i mean, my examples are just her in this episode and the episode where she’s over watching a school test (need to talk about that episode in some time because i need to get my confusions out with it..) and like she kinda offhandedly remarks about just how GREAT she is

also she literally had cleo PUSH HER IN A WAGON? i now need g3 nefera content because i now wonder much about her (also i do know the wagon had the toys but nefera didn’t need to sit ON TOP OF THE WAGON 😖 and just to say again i don’t think g3 nefera is actually evil just a little oblivious 😅)

alright second episode overall thoughts WHEWWWWW..

barkimedes and the others literally play spin the bottle and the bottle lands on buddy and barkimedes that’s all i say…

well no, i want to say more

this episode was really sweet, human lagoona and manny i never expected… technically it isn’t their actual human equivalents but i definitely think when designed it was viewed that way

but now i can draw the monster high characters as humans which i find fun 😛

oh also, steven king is now canon in g3, under the name steven sting

i do think i prefer this episode over the de nile’s babysitting, but only by a little bit as both episodes are really good

i think that’s all my thoughts for now, the ones i can regulate after just watching the episode 😅

Dear anyone who watches the new mh episode I google drived: Please please please let me know I love talking about things and I really loved this episode so if you have thoughts I would literally die to hear them <3

[the-girl-with-the-glass-heart]

Something that annoys me is gen 1 monster high fans acting like gen 1 was this perfect pinnacle of diversity and gen 3 ruined it.

(For refrence this is about the dolls/cartoon, not the live action movie as that is another can of worms i do NOT want to open).

Did you just forget all the problems gen 1 had? The fact nefera is darker skinned than cleo and yet shes the evil one? The fact that in quite a few gen 1 dolls clawdeen is white washed? The fact white people voiced all the poc? The fact that characters like skelita and jenafire were introduced and then barely ever used if it didnt have to do with their culture? The weird orientalism with jenafire and 13 wishes? Isi dawndancers entire character being one big fuck up of representation?

You can't just add a racism allegory, some random poc monsters in the background, vaugley hint at gay characters, and then have all this other shit and still act like this is perfect.

I know gen 3 also has problems, and you should absolutely not take gen 1's problems as an excuse to ignore them, by all means, please point them out and criticize to your hearts content as that is the only way to make things improve, all i'm saying is, look at what we have now in comparison to back then.

We have a latina lead

A dark skin lead

A disabled lead

An afro-latina lead

A taiwanese lead

A lead with two moms

A fucking trans lead!! Imagine that!! A trans lead in a childrens show!

And they are all voice by actual poc! No more white lady with a bad blaccent voicing clawdeen! Thats kinda rare to come by even now... sadly.

There is obviously stuff that can be improved on and gen 3's diversity still isn't perfect (even with it's leads, sadly often when you take a step forward you still take two steps back) but come on, don't act like the problems weren't there from the beggining and don't act like this is some kinda down grade cause it's so obviously not.

Besides, you can't really compare the diversity of monster high after they already had shit tons of dolls and movies and this one has barely even started yet, you don't know whats coming and neither do i.

This is all just the same company doing the same shit they always have, you just don't remember it because of rose colored glasses that cover it all up.

We unfortunately don't live in a fairytale world where good rep is easy to comeby so sadly, at least in reboots, good rep is a process, but so far i still think we are leaps and bounds ahead of what we once had.

[delightfully-deranged-dagur]

How is your version of the Monster High movies different from the canon? Like, what’s your version of Why Do Ghouls Fall in Love, Escape From Skull Shores, Boo York, Scaris: City of Frights, Fright On, Ghouls Rule, Friday Night Frights, and 13 Wishes? I would LOVE to hear how you would rewrite them for your Reimagined series!! I also love how you have background characters like Invisi-Billy and Johnny become the main cast instead of just all girls. I also want to know what town Monster High is set in because they never said WHERE the movies take place.

Okay, this is gonna be a long one. Let's start with the name of the town near Monster High. Old Salem. Cuz the human town in Ghouls Rule is named New Salem. That's all I could come up with.

Now. The movies. Aka, The Timeline!

Let's begin. (Keep in mind that this could change in the future)

New kids at School.

A new School year at Monster High. We get to see the first month of school for new kids, Frankie, Gil and Abbey. We also get to see Invisi-Billy dealing with his new roommate Johnny Spirit.

Main Cast : Frankie Stein. Toralei Stripe. Draculaura. Clawdeen Wolf. Cleo De Nile. Deuce Gorgon. Lagoona Blue. Gil Webber. Abbey Bominable. Heath Burns. Clawd Wolf. Invisi-Billy Where. Johnny Spirit. Ghoulia Yelps.

Fright On!

Belfry Prep and Full Moon high merge with Monster High, bringing a bunch of new students with them. Most notable being Gory Fangtell and Dee O'Gee. Both leaders of their respective student body and they absolutely hate each other. Starting a race war between Vampires and Werewolves. With Clawdeen and Draculaura caught in the middle. And if that's not enough, the so called "human-monster relationship expert" is actually planning on hunting them all down.

Main Cast : Draculaura. Clawdeen Wolf. Clawd Wolf. Howleen Wolf. Romulus Timberwolf. Dee O'Gee. Gory Fangtell. Van Hellscream.

Why do Ghouls fall in love?

It's valentines day at Monster High. Also Draculaura's birthday! And Clawdeen is determined to make it the best day ever for her girlfriend. But Draculaura's ex-boyfriend Kieran Valentine shows up with the intend to win her back. Meanwhile Johnny deals with the fact he might be falling in love. And what secrets does the office of former student, C.A. Cupid hold?

Main Cast : Draculaura. Clawdeen Wolf. Kieran Valentine. Johnny Spirit. Invisi-Billy Where. Frankie Stein. Toralei Stripe. Cleo De Nile. Deuce Gorgon. Neightan Rot. Holt Hyde.

Skull Shores.

A group of students go on a special trip to Skull shores. The best monster friendly vacation resort in the world! The Wolf sisters try to sleep during the day to enjoy the night with Draculaura and Twyla. Johnny asks Neightan for love advice. Hoodude leads Manny, Iris, Wydowna and Billy on "exciting" Island trips. Lagoona helps Gil with his fear of the ocean. And Frankie, Toralei, Cleo and Deuce go on a mystery boat trip and make a huge discovery.

Main Cast : Frankie Stein. Toralei Stripe. Cleo De Nile. Deuce Gorgon. Andy Beast. Bartleby Farnum. Johnny Spirit. Neightan Rot. Lagoona Blue. Gil Webber. Hoodude Voodoo. Manny Taur. Iris Clops. Wydowna Spider. Invisi-Billy Where. Draculaura. Clawdeen Wolf. Howleen Wolf. Twyla Boogeyman.

Friday Night Frights.

Two rollerblading teams. Monster High vs Granite City. Only one winner. Let the race begin!

Main Cast : Operetta Phantom. Clawd Wolf. Clawdeen Wolf. Robecca Steam. Lagoona Blue.

Ghouls Rule.

Frankie gets upset over the incorrect presentation about Halloween. This is nothing like what she read about. She gets some surprising support from Johnny Spirit. He knows what Halloween is and this is wrong. But trying to show how humans really act during Halloween ends with Jackson and Holt getting arrested by humans! It's time for the Monsters to save them.

Main Cast : Frankie Stein. Johnny Spirit. Jackson Jekyll. Holt Hyde. Claire. Chad. Lilith Von Hellscream. Toralei Stripe. Invisi-Billy Where.

Scaris : City of Frights!

Clawdeen wins an opportunity to intern under her fashion icon. Moanatella Ghostier. But she's in competition with 2 other designers. Skelita Calaveras and Jinafire Long. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes searching for her missing boyfriend Garrot with the help of Spectra and Operetta and the local street artist Catrine DeMew.

Main Cast : Clawdeen Wolf. Draculaura. Rochelle Goyle. Operetta Phantom. Spectra Vondergeist. Garrot Durogue. Skelita Calaveras. Jinafire Long. Catrine DeMew. Moanatella Ghostier.

13 Wishes.

Howleen is going through a lot and the bullying from Gory Fangtell just sets her off. She ends up with a magical lamp containing a genie, Gigi Grant. Howleen, still in a fragile state of mind easily becomes manipulated by the shadow genie Whisp. Howleen's wishes end up making Gil a daredevil with no regard for his safety! And she erases Cleo from everyone's memory, almost everyone. Seems artificial minds are immune to genie magic. Clawdeen just wants to help her sister but things don't go well. Can Howleen be saved before it's too late?

Main Cast : Howleen Wolf. Twyla Boogeyman. Clawdeen Wolf. Gigi Grant. Whisp. Cleo De Nile. Robecca Steam. Hoodude Voodoo. Lagoona Blue. Gil Webber. Frankie Stein. Toralei Stripe. Ghoulia Yelps. Abbey Bominable.

Frights! Camera! Action!

Draculaura gets the chance to become the next vampire queen. Of course, she prefers to go on a quest to find the real one. And right when she's away is when Valentine and Whisp return trying to redeem themselves.

Main Cast : Draculaura. Clawdeen Wolf. Cleo De Nile. Deuce Gorgon. Robecca Steam. Clawdia Wolf. Honey Swamp. Viperine Gorgon. Kieran Valentine. Whisp. Elissabat Von Vamp. Lord Stoker.

Freaky Fusion.

It's Monster High's anniversary! And in an attempt to learn more about the past of the school, the ghouls end up going to the past! Where Robecca gets to meet her missing father. They try to return but once they get back to the present, they experience some interesting side effects. They fused! Can the hybrids help Cleolei, Lagoonafire, Clawvenus and Ghoulankie to cooperate?

Main Cast : Frankie Stein. Ghoulia Yelps. Cleo De Nile. Toralei Stripe. Lagoona Blue. Jinafire Long. Clawdeen Wolf. Venus McFlytrap. Neightan Rot. Avea Trotter. Bonita Femur. Sirena Von Boo. Viktor "Sparky" Frankenstein.

Haunted.

Frankie is being haunted. While Toralei is tormented by the return of Meowlody and Purrsephone. Spectra spreading rumors isn't exactly helping. While Twyla, Rochelle, Garrot and Sirena try to help Frankie with her haunting, Toralei joins them as they follow Spectra into the ghost world. And poor Johnny literally gets dragged into the adventure leaving a distressed Invisi-Billy no other choice but to get Headmistress Bloodgood involved.

Main Cast : Frankie Stein. Toralei Stripe. Spectra Vondergeist. Twyla Boogeyman. Rochelle Goyle. Garrot Durogue. Sirena Von Boo. Johnny Spirit. Invisi-Billy Where. Headmistress Bloodgood. Principal Revenant. Porter Geiss. Kiyomi Haunterly. River Styxx. Vandala Dubloons.

Boo York!

Catty Noir invites some friends to join her to Boo York where she's gonna perform at a royal wedding. The same wedding Cleo was invited too. Upon arriving they learn Cleo's disowned father somehow promised her away in an arranged marriage. While they come up with a way to break the marriage, Catty's voice gets stolen by the werecat twins, employed by Nefera De Nile. During the chaos Johnny decides now is apparently the right time to confess his feelings for Billy. Also, there's a meteor. And it's a musical. Yay!

Main Cast : Catty Noir. Cleo De Nile. Deuce Gorgon. Ramses De Nile. Nefera De Nile. Pharaoh. Johnny Spirit. Invisi-Billy Where. Neightan Rot. Frankie Stein. Toralei Stripe. Meowlody and Purrsephone. Luna Mothews. Elle Eedee. Mouscedes King. Astranova.

The Great Scarrier Reef

A fight between Lagoona and Toralei results in them falling into the pool, suddenly transported to the Great Scarrier Reef. And they're not allowed to leave until Lagoona faces her demons. For once Operetta and Johnny agree for Lagoona to hurry up so they can stop being half fish!

Main Cast : Lagoona Blue. Toralei Stripe. Gil Webber. Frankie Stein. Operetta Phantom. Johnny Spirit. Kala Mer'ri. Posea Reef. Peri and Pearl Serpentine.

Scarily Ever After

During the great school clean up. Draculaura finds a magical book in the attic. Suddenly, she, Clawdeen, Cleo, Deuce and Johnny get pulled into a fairytale maze where they run into the students of Ever After High, Raven Queen, Apple White, Maddie Hatter, Briar Beauty and Sparrow Hood, trying to stop The Evil Queen, Raven's mother, from enslaving Monster High. As if that's not enough, a magical stream swaps the Monsters with the Fairytale students. And who's this mysterious Euna?

Main Cast : Draculaura. Raven Queen. Clawdeen Wolf. Maddie Hatter. Cleo De Nile. Apple White. Deuce Gorgon. Briar Beauty. Johnny Spirit. Sparrow Hood. The Evil Queen. Euna.

And that's all I have so far. Of course there's stuff happening in between. Like the Bloom and Gloom and Freak Du Chic. But this is what I have so far.

[superior-in-every-way]

Do you agree with the anons who say that Ramses is a little too possessive over Dedyet and should let her be her own person or nah?

OOC:

Super great question. I love it when people ask about my ideas about the characters.

I gotta say, I agree to some point, at least.

Ramses is super controlling in general, he wants everything to go his way and is 100% sure to know what’s best for literally anyone around him.

Dedyet is easily influenced by people in general, especially by Ramses, because she loves him so much that she can’t see most of his flaws. Just like him, she is sure that he knows best, not only because of her love for him, but also because of his position in society. Let’s not forget he was by far the most important person in the country, and if he ever said something, no one was allowed to doubt or criticize it in any way at all. What the pharaoh said was law, and Ramses was pharaoh for a pretty long time (I’d say, like, twenty years, or twelve, at least).

I agree that he is “a little too possessive over her”, but not that he should “let her be her own person”. Ramses’ ideas about things influence how Dedyet acts pretty often, but I wouldn’t say that she can’t be herself with him around.

When analyzing Dedyet’s incredibly naive personality, I think we shouldn’t forget about her traumatizing past. She was born into an unstable household, which her brother has broken apart by - much like Ramses’ brother - literally murdering his father.

That’s why Dedyet is so obsessed with peace and harmony. She doesn’t want to realize her brother has done all that, and that’s why she is 100% sure that everyone has a good side.

I don’t like how people pretend Ramses is the devil. I get it, he’s an unlikeable character. He is basically against everything his daughters like (Deuce, for example), and prevents them from becoming their own people. But he doesn’t do that because he hates them. It’s literally the opposite!

GR and BYBY painted him as a bad father twice, but you can’t tell me that he doesn’t care about his family. You can’t tell me that he is an evil narcissist who has only had bad moments.

Take the diaries. The most important one, Cleo’s G&B diary. Now search for one passage where Ramses was irresponsible. Spoiler: You won’t find one. :D

He was a very good father in there. He stayed calm throughout the entire escape, was the only one who read about mummies and tried to find a way out of their tomb, and, in the end, he even cried with his daughters. If it wouldn’t have been for Ramses, working every day for months on that hole in the ceiling, they wouldn’t even have gotten out. 

Let alone when talking about his wife, it became obvious that he loved her and that it was painful to leave her behind. But he didn’t go back to get her. His daughters’ safety was far too important. He was great in that diary.

In Robecca’s SDCCI diary, where Dedyet returned, Ramses was sure she wouldn’t come back ever again, but he didn’t admit it, because he didn’t want his daughters to give up hope and suffer. He cares about them.

Even in the comic book I Only Got Eye For You, he was passable. He would have even given Cleo the money for the dance, if it wouldn’t have been for Nefera. (His relationship to Nefera is even more interesting and comlex: Who manipulates who?)

Also, he let Nefera live alone for one entire year in Milan and payed for her career, so that she could chase after her dreams (which might only exist because Ramses wanted her to become a model?).

Anyway, let’s get off of the ‘Ramses is an a-hole’ train, please. I know he is a bad father (and sometimes a bad husband, too), but he loves his wife and kids to death and it is not like he’s not trying to be a good father and husband.

Sure, he’s arrogant af and the reason for Nefera’s NPD, but I wanna see you be a pharaoh and literally treated like a god on Earth. Living like that would make even the nicest people arrogant. D:

Lastly, I gotta say Ramyet is my OTP, and I absolutely don’t want them to break up, no matter how horrible Ramses is, or how many anons send in hate for his character. :D

Don’t forget: Ramses is the person that changed Dedyet forever. It is him who gave her a new chance at life. Read “The Story of Nefera’s Birth” on fanfiction.net if you don’t know what I’m talking ‘bout. ;)

(Also, sorry if this is kinda long, I could analyze the de Niles for hours.)

[feline17ff]

Oooh! I like this! Getting the stereotypes out of the way first:

Cerise, Ramona - werewolves ofc,

Rosabella, Daring, and by extension Dexter and Darling coz siblings - some sort of werebeasts

Kitty - werecat

Bunny - wererabbit (I think this could be cute?)

Duchess - wereswan / bird monster / harpy

Faybelle, Farrah - fairies, witches, or Farrah a genie

Raven, Ginger - witches

Apple - vampire, but Snow White as a vampire has been done before

Cedar, Humphrey, Maddie - like Robecca and Frankie, with detachable limbs! Maddie seems the type to detach her limbs just because

Lizzie - headless horseman

Meeshell - mermaid, siren

Crystal - yeti

The Charming siblings could also be, based on their magic touches:

Dexter, some sort of hypnotic monster (coz eyes)

Darling, speedy or time-travel monster, or freeze people temporarily like a gorgon

Daring, also hypnotic, or siren coz beauty or a monster that has beauty as their main thing

Now, putting more thought into them:

Briar - a bogeyman like Twyla

Blondie - ghost (but not a fan of this rn

Rosabella - sasquatch

Wish I could think of more :(

Now, monsters at EAH:

Jackson, Holt - as Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or locked in a tower like Fiona or Rapunzel or generic

Cleo, Nefera - as Sleeping Beauty or Snow White

Robecca, Frankie, Rochelle - Pinocchio

Deuce - as Rapunzel

Jackson, Holt - as Cinderella but a twist somehow because of Holt

Gil - as Cinderella

Nefera, Toralei, werecat twins - as the evil queen or the dark fairy

Clawd, Howleen - Hansel and Gretel

Literally any of the werebeasts - Red Riding Hood

Heath - as Goldilocks, maybe enters the werewolves' or werecats' home

Gigi - Aladdin or Cinderella

Gil or Deuce - Aladdin

I recommend looking up Monster High's Scarily Ever After line where main characters were put in fairytales and had rhyming stories included, like Snow Bite and Threaderella

For the beautiful people in the EAH and MH fandoms, if you had to swap the casts worlds how might you go about it?

Ex. What fairytale might Draculaura be from? What kind of monster would Apple White be?

[un-living-perfection]

Oh please don't play innocent. You're the first one to defend your muse's terrible actions and not even regret it. While it's OKAY to love your muse even though she's a villain, you need to have in mind that she goes too far at times, and of course the others will disapprove of it, which you don't and guess what? You get MAD at them, which you keep saying you don't (the proof is right there on your blog)

OOC:

Ugh. I feel like I’m having one and the same conversation again and again and again. With one and the same person who seems to have absolutely NO hobbies.

“You’re the first one to defend your muse’s terrible actions and not even regret it” - Regret it? Regret WHAT? There is nothing to regret. Am I supposed to feel bad about MH for inventing a mean character??? Nefera is emotionally abusive. Have I ever said emotional abuse is okay? NO. The only thing I said like 5,000 years ago is that Nefera kind of has reasons why she is like that. There’s a difference between justifying abuse and giving reasons why someone is abusive. IF YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH CRUEL VILLAINS, DON’T RP WITH THEM. Canon makes it obvious Nefera is literally evil. -_-

I get that others disapprove of Nefera’s actions. I disapprove of them myself, you dumbass. She is literally a bad fucking person. But what am I supposed to do? Change her??? If you don’t want your muse to deal with villains, LEAVE. And don’t pick a fucking fight with me, because someone I RP with is getting treated badly.

And lastly, I don’t remember the last time I got mad at anyone on here, must be LONG ago. The only thing I get mad about is obvious fucking stupidity and ignorance. Like who the fuck even are you? I’m 500% sure you aren’t following me. Go pick a fight with someone else from kindergarten. -_-