#because his dark twin did the equivalent of leaving a divine sandwich in the closet and booby trapped it but weird shit happened

[witchofthesouls]

When I read "Unicron is a fallen Primus" ask I thought it said Italian Primus and I was just hit with an image of Unicron doing the Italin hand thing at Primus, screaming that cybertronians are made with flavorless liquid(energon) when they could have instead been made with proteins and salt and actual seasonings(like humans are).

... So Unicron is upset that Primus overcooked everything too crunchy and in one established cooking set?

Unicron: Where’s the creativity you coward!?

Primus: I've seen what you did to your oceans.

Unicron: IT'S FUCKING FLAVOR *Angry god noises*