#because he mentioned how he read that blood sucking bats are related to fruitbats or that they not always suck blood but snack on fruit

[thegothicviking]

You forgot that he gets laid from (almost) all the ladies that he wants and yet he still has the most supporting boyfriend at home who brings him fruit to snack on for "breakfast" and "lunch", and tend his vampire man's wounds if he ever gets hurt. This vamp boy is (un)living the life like a bisexual God/king and we are all jealous!

Jerry is out here living the vampire dream. Moving across country every once and awhile. Getting a all you can eat buffet and renovating old houses with his boyfriend.