#because he expects the goodwill from dinner to make us excuse him being evil again.

[crimeronan]

my dad hasn't reached out to me or my siblings Once in the six months since i visited home, but earlier he suddenly texted, "are you voting tomorrow? this is the most important election of our lifetimes"

....when he Knows every single one of his kids is a registered democrat. simply to try to bait us into an argument. because (and i swear to god this is not hyperbolic) he finds it hilarious to make any or all of us cry.

rest assured none of us have responded & are instead talking shit about him in our sibling group chat, but like. Oh My Goddddd. Dad .