#because blake and colress

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

y'know i realized if there's one person who can roam around unova like a normal, unsuspicious person and have a connection with co.lress its lara for sure.... (@lovinglin) until blake catches the behavior AKJSDKAJEJAKJKDA

[jils-things]

i gotta get my mind off about the hype so im gonna babble about blake and ilynne again + whitley

one of my favorite parts about the undercover arc that blake and ilynne goes through is how they deal it in school, especially if ilynne is around

i like to imagine that at some point within blake's school, there would be a parent-teacher association meet-up or whatever - some sort of get to know each other type of beat. ilynne would probably recognize cheren for his past deeds in the BW Arc (especially in the league) and would be entertained to meet him there. now, blake and ilynne has to keep up their "mother and son" dynamic which isn't a problem for any of them, but it's certainly surprising to see the kind of person blake is in his school.

... an absolute playboy

now, ilynne knows this is fake, but it almost feels so convincing that he's this genuine. insert funny moment where she falls for his tricks and he immediately zips her mouth while trying to maintain that pretty boy image AHHAHDHAJA it's so stressful for blake to balance between two tasks - that's probably why he wanted to work solo anyways.

but the REAL fun begins is when blake starts to have sneaking suspicions on whitley, as blake had successfully verified the other girls' (through his charms) behavior not being similar to team plasma except for whitley who's been actively avoiding blake no matter what. imagining blake doing his normal "friendly" behavior towards whitley but she's weirdly flustered (she's also very shy rip 😭) and ilynne probably read this the wrong way again 😭 AHSHDHSUHAJ thinking about whitley's mom and ilynne getting chummy with each other and it forces the kids to sit together on the same table much to whitley's misfortune. (blake will stop at nothing to get information out of her by trying to act overly sociable ITS A HILARIOUS CAT AND MOUSE CHASE)

whitley is in so much trouble if ilynne ends up liking her because she's just as talkative as blake's fake personality - i bet you whitley's like "good grief like mother and SON OKAY" (except that its not but shhh ily found fake family)

i wanna draw an idea i have so bad abt this but for now i can only write my thoughts... 😔😔😔

[mishy-mashy]

Again, here to talk about an OC (Pokémon Unova trainer), who I'll refer to by her last name, Sycamore

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- Sycamore's paternal cousin is Alain from Kalos. Follows the HC of Alain being the son of professor Sycamore

- Her first memory of Alain is when he made a small fire in the kitchen. Well, that wild Fletchling landed on the window, how was he not supposed to let the pokemon in?!

- Alain always had a thing for dressing like pokemon. When he was little, he dressed in Squirtle onesies.

- When they met for the first time, Alain screamed in her face as an excited baby

- He absolutely does not like Cheren, but he's fine with her other friends. Cheren can feel his flaming ire from regions away, and it always makes him sweat

- Even though her dad's brother is a pokemon professor, and they live in a world of pokemon, her parents are terrified by the idea of her having pokemon

- She still went and caught her own pokemon: a Pidove. She was five or so. She snuck a pokeball, dragged Hilbert and Cheren with her to the grass, and ended up catching one on accident

- Cheren encountered a shiny Pidove there, but it flew away instantly

- She ran away from home to go on her journey

- Her parents that were terrified of journeys and wild pokemon, went on their own journey to bring her home. Ironically, they now love being on a journey and are much more advanced than her, despite starting later

- Sycamore made friends with a Minccino she found in some dumpsters, then catching him. In the same city, she found a Tepig and proceeded to set a city block on fire. Also on accident

You can ignore Cheren screaming like a madman because of this

- Her Minccino doesn't like others, but when it comes to Cheren, it's just on-sight nailing him in the face with a shoe and straight out hissing. Her Minccino even barked at baby pokemon. But to be fair, he knew something she didn't

- Emmet once chased her down a subway tunnel, while she was in a subway, like a Galvantula

- a "pokemon are friends, not tools" person

- She got banned from the league circuit indefinitely. The reason cited is aggravated assault (Blake is certain it wasn't her fault, but too little too late)

- Managed to land a job as a teacher despite that being broadcasted around the world, only because the principal thought she was a good fit for the job with her trainer past

- Cheren never gets a break. She made him go to class in his underwear, threw him out a window, a pokemon committed arson in his classroom, all his pokemon were nicknamed by Sycamore, he got a random email from Alain completely lacking context, and just... it's really just a new thing everyday for him.

- She punched Colress in the face, in front of Blake. Blake didn't hold that against her, and it didn't go on her record, but still. Come on, miss. He's really trying to get you unbanned, and it doesn't help that LOOKER doesn't like you

- Looker does not like her. He does not have a good impression of her. Blake had to force him to talk to her, for him to finally go "maybe I misunderstood everything"

Of course, not without making her cry first.

"I think there's a reason you're still single, Looker."

"Huh??"

- The Aspertia Gym is recommended as the sixth one to complete, but the gym is never available because it's still a school building full of trainers-to-be and pokemon, and... let's just say, stuff goes south instantly, and they're lucky they're funded by the league.

- Whitley, sweet bean, admires Sycamore, even when she was broadcasted attacking someone, because of a chance encounter. Sycamore doesn't remember her, but Whitley sure does

- Alain's rage just runs in the family. When it happens, it happens.

- Blake copies Sycamore's phrases because he thinks they'll help him blend in more. They do... but there are times he just gives the police more stress

Blake, sighing: I need a raise.

Looker:

Looker: I'm sorry, what?

Blake: And a box of donuts.

Looker: And a box of... okay.

Blake: For my friends.

Looker: Wait-

Blake: If I had any.

Looker: SIR-

[icykyurem2224]

Pokémon Adventures B2W2 Behind The Scenes 2

* Green actually helped a lot of the cast including with makeup.

* Hugh’s sister despite playing more of a supporting role said she didn’t get to play as many scenes as she liked because the age limit to be in more important scenes such as battles or even the final battle during the filming of the Eleventh Chapter was 12, she was only 9 1/2, She turned 10 during the epilogue, Everyone celebrated her birthday during a party.

* Ghetsis. Just did not stop talking, He was the cast’s resident chatterbox, N’s reaction was “Ghetsis! Stop talking!”

* Yancy and Blake’s first scene took three takes because Blake ironically was shy around girls.

* The grunts asked if the committee chairman was hurt after filming the Chapter 535

* Ghetsis actually preferred his B2W2 attire to his BW attire, the same with the grunts in Neo Team Plasma due to complaints thar the outer robe was quite bulky and the hoods giving them rashes respectively.

* Leo had a natural talent for mimicking train sounds.

* Cheren and Ghetsis didn’t get along well due to differences even in BW due to Ghetsis’ extremely filthy mouth.

* Bianca and Hugh’s sister are still great friends off set.

* The B2W2 prologue was ironically one of the easiest parts to film and was done in one take to ease the younger Hugh and his sister, the grunts were given hand signals when something went wrong such as an attack at the wrong time.

* As a joke, Colress brought an Flying Fuck RC helicopter and flew it on set

* White alongside Whitley’s mom was in charge of cooking, Hugh’s sister helped with tea.

* Ironically enough, Hugh’s sister’s Purrloin and Ghetsis’ Hydreigon got on well off set.

* As a joke, Ghetsis and Black did a YGOTAS skit.

Black: “Wait a minute, is your Hydreigon underleveled?!”

Ghetsis: “Yeah, so?”

Black: “That’s against the rules, isn’t it?”

Ghetsis: “Screw the rules! I have money and green hair!”

[both burst out laughing]

* Both the Trainer’s School classmates and Neo Team Plasma actually tease Leo about Hugh’s sister and his crush on her, When riding a bus to the final set, Leo dropped the F-bomb

Leo: “Excuse my potty mouth! *turns to Neo Plasma and classmates who are shouting “WOOHOO LEO AND QWILFISH’S LITTLE SIS!”* Shut the fuck up!”

[Hugh’s sister covers her mouth in shock while both parties cheer]

* Hugh’s grandfather was dying of cancer, he acted for 50 years and he wanted to make it his swan song before he passed away.

[themattress]

OK, this is the fan-translation of the original Japanese version of the B2/W2 arc’s climax. 

Now, here is the official Viz translation:

Yeah, I don’t like it all. In the original, Colress is being a graceful loser because he respects Blake, with the follow-up joke being that he can’t act so casual about losing to Kyurem as he is losing to Blake because losing to Kyurem’s really gonna hurt. But now, Colress is made out to be a bratty sore loser, with the follow-up joke being that he’s a coward since only when faced with the threat of Kyurem does he accept defeat, basically going “I was just kidding about what I said there, honest!” C’mon, Viz! The man has nuance, don’t shy away from that!

[rnainframe]

rules: choose any three (or more) fandoms and answer the questions.

tagged by nobody, i grabbed this off a dead blog

tagging: @gruvu​ @undeaddarude​ @aceiou​ @deathofamemer​ @skeleren​ @nortrefuck​ @cryfie​ @king-of-the-outpost​ @glenny-boy​ @macready-getting-the-mac-ready​ @trashpunkz​ @plumfumble​ @aurorathepersonnn​ @livewirecl​ @popcornflavoredtea​

fandoms:

picking my main focuses atm

Pokemon

The Binding of Isaac

Stardew Valley

The Thing (1982)

Starbound

the first character you loved:

Barry!

I’ve always liked Cain a lot.

Shane!

MacReady!

The Novakid race!

the character you never expected to love so much:

Colress!

Probably Azazel and Samson? not that i play as anyone but cain >>

Alex!

Windows!

The Hylotl that helps you in the plot. Also the Floran race.

the character you relate to the most:

Barry and Hugh. Barry’s a manic impatient idiot boy and Hugh is trying to be a good friend but also Fucking Pissed 

Isaac, cause mentally ill child in unstable household...

Shane and Alex, Shane’s depression really rings true for me (and reminds me of how a good pal of mine deals w/ it), and Alex being a guy trying to focus on Manly Stuff after a rocky childhood and loss of a parent

Mac’s paranoia in one bit is like when I get delusional but up to 11

The Novakids have no idea where they came from and just wanna be cowboys, yeehaw

the character you’d slap:

Ghetsis is a bitch and a horrible parent

Listen, I know people wanna instantly forgive Isaac’s mom and assume it’s just how Isaac’s warped perception shows her, but there’s still so many things that show her being a bad parent, so,

MORRIS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR 50% OFF SALE

You’d think I’d say Palmer, right? Wrong!!! I wanna slap Blair

every last member of the xenophobic human cult

three favorite characters:

Barry, Roark, Colress

Cain, Azazel, Samson

Alex, Shane, Leah

MacReady, Windows, Clark

Koichi, Lana Blake, Nuru

a character you did not like at first but do now:

Hugh, sadly... I thought he was a butthead until I realized he’s just Passionate

Samson, for reasons I’m not saying

Alex

Palmer

Koichi, I thought he was annoying at first, shame on me

otp(s):

Sparkress for a rarepair OTP, also my version of canon stuff has Roark close to Lucas’s age and them hooking up postgame w/ the game lasting a few years,

no

Farmer/Alex, Alex/Sam and Alex/Sebastian and Sam/Sebastian and all 3 together are cute 

Windows/Mac is Good and not because of lazy computer jokes

man idk

[cha0tician]

# ◐▩♫

# - how many members are in the system(s) right now?uhhhhh. UHH. 103 as of two days ago, or rather, 102.5! it’s always a party, that’s for sure

◐ - who is the oldest member of the system?as in, who’s been here the longest, that’s probably me and kari! and age is a scam on the astral, nothing is truly consistent

▩ - do system members have their own distinct aesthetics?yes! though you can usually tell when they’re in my family lol, we’re very black/red/gold oriented. a handful have separate blogs, and of those, i gotta promo melone for their glow/rainbow aesthetic and ghiaccio for his complimentary glow/ice aesthetic, because they’re cute like that. nori’s blog looks about how you’d expect from him.

♫ - is there a song that’s guaranteed to make anyone(s) specific come to the front?a better question is out of our 1000+, is there a song that doesnt make someone want to co-con? but, the best/worst are* any version of “hallelujah,” which is what you play when you’re summoning roderich [along with “springsteen”,* “fatalism” off the cut beforus album somehow gets mic every time [he says it reminds him of his own stuff but it’s just SO RELIABLE],* colress’s battle music, that predictably gets colress [but surprisingly, not lukas, who’s also a colress],* “take me out!” by franz fedinand will get you a benny* “tranquilize” by lou reed & the killers and “damn these vampires” by the mountain goats for holly,* “no children” by the mountain goats for fugo,* “ol’ red” by blake shelton gets you an anasui, and* gorillaz’s “sound check” for lunam!and you can get me back with the route 209 shuffle lmao

[icykyurem2224]

Pokémon Adventures B2W2 HCs:

* To prepare himself, Ghetsis kept his distance from other cast members, this included Team Plasma grunts, Trainer’s School class and Looker.

* When filming the prologue of Hugh’s flashback, Hugh, his sister and the two grunts were supervised by three other grunts and the sages due to Rood’s concern for the girl, Ghetsis told both to “pretend that they weren’t here” and to get them both ready for it, he told the Giallo’s female subordinate to confiscate his Poké Ball containing Hydreigon as he was returning it so she would have a clear idea on how it would go and have his Deino headbutt N in the stomach when he went to retrieve it.

* Colress only did it so his younger siblings could watch “be a crazy bastard”

* Whitley’s “Ouch! Ouch!” when she was captured by Neo Team Plasma and her hands held behind her back was not improvised, The large male grunt nearly broke her arm which he thought she was just acting.

* The scene of N trying to save Ghetsis was done without safety harnesses or anything, Ghetsis was reportedly left traumatized after this scene as he wasn’t warned nor told.

* When Hugh and his sister were reunited with Purrloin, Hugh was not told his sister’s Purrloin did not evolve unlike the games and Purrloin himself was told to pretend to be pissed off, Hugh and his sister’s reactions were real

* The scene where Neo Team Plasma threw the Pokémon to abandon them after being defeated had to be supervised and safety enchantments were in place so the hostaged Pokémon weren’t injured.

* During the Ghetsis-is-arrested scene, Ghetsis was not told about the Pokémon glaring at him, his terrified reaction was real.

* Hugh and his sister kept distance from other actors playing Team Plasma grunts to prepare themselves.

* To prepare, Colress and Blake watched the 1989 Batman film, Blake also had to watch Dexter, Ghetsis had to watch any film with Mads Mikkelson in it.

* Hugh’s sister’s Purrloin didn’t actually like Hugh! The scenes where he got scratched, bag stolen and running towards Aspertia gym were not improvised, Purrloin’s reaction to Hugh’s sister was real.

* Rood only agreed to doing both arcs for the sake of his grandchildren.

* Yuko, Yuki and Maya were told to act ‘like a complete bitch’ as much as possible to make it seem real.

* When filming the scene before the frigate exploded, Ghetsis accidentally nearly fell face first into Poké Balls, he had to stand on top of his Hydreigon to make sure it didn’t happen again, This scene had to go through 6 takes because Ghetsis and N kept flubbing their lines.

* Ghetsis and Hugh both had serious potty mouths, They both filled the swear jar up in a day, Team Plasma and Hugh’s classmates wanted a swearing contest, Ghetsis won.

* As a prank, N sang the lyrics to “Everybody Walk the Dinosaur” everytime Kyurem was onscreen.

* No one in the cast likes the N x Rosa shipping, Whitley herself even admitted even though a protagonist in Team Plasma was an interesting concept, it didn’t go too well, Ghetsis even admitted that “The character of Whitley/Whi-Two came off as more of a fangirl than a character, She’s even dreamed about him”, Hugh laughing at N and Rosa was real.

* Leo was asked if he wanted another go at being in Pokémon Special, he accepted as long as he got a Zweilous.

* Zinzolin wasn’t told Colress was going to beat the crap out of him, his pain was real, Colress ended up apologizing after filming.

* Black and Blake both decided to have a prank war offset, Black replaced Ghetsis’ ringtone with Telephone by Lady Gaga and Hugh’s with What’s New Pussycat by Tom Jones.

* As a joke, Actors playing Team Plasma often cheer when Hugh’s sister and Leo got a scene much to their chagrin “STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN N AND WHITLEY! WOOO!”

* When filming the prologue, a request was made by Hugh not to harm his sister, The sages and grunts agreed to follow it when filming, She was also not told who the grunts were to make her reactions more real.

* When reacting to the finished product, Leo blurted out “Wow, Team Plasma, You’re a fucking asshole.” before covering his mouth when reacting to the Unforgettable Memories chapter, Hugh’s reaction was “at least she wasn’t hurt….”, Ghetsis and N burst out laughing at Leo’s reaction.

* White and Black were told that Black wasn’t going to come back, his reaction to her hug was real.

* The ice was made of fake snow and slush, slush models of the extras were created but melted easily to the point they had to film in temperature of -14°C/5°F

* Ghetsis and Colress have screwed up their lines, especially the one where they were announcing the takeoff.

* Whitley’s Mom was the Mom of basically everyone, she had to keep some of the younger actors in line and scolded Ghetsis if he used profanity.

* Extra safety precautions were carried out when Whitley and Blake were frozen by Kyurem, both were given swimming lessons.

* Ghetsis was not allowed to drink prior to filming.

* The explosion in the frigate actually broke some of Ghetsis’ ribs and his right arm and actually dislocated his left arm striking N, this wasn’t discovered until after filming, The binds could have worsened the breakage if wasn’t discovered.

* After everything was wrapped up, a party was thrown, The guys sang Funhouse by Pink super obnoxiously.

* Giallo’s subordinate had to keep their distance from Hugh in present time to pretend they didn’t know him.

* No one liked how long it took to be finished, with Hugh and Ghetsis summing it up for everyone “It’s only 24 FUCKING CHAPTERS!”

* Hugh’s sister was only allowed to leave set if she was accompanied by an adult.

* Blake and Ghetsis both watched slasher horror movies and Criminal Minds to prepare.

* Prank Christmas gifts are also very popular, Hugh got a T-shirt with a Qwilfish on it, he wore it because his sister bought it.

[themattress]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

^ So, translations came in and...yeah, this was not what I was expecting.

So the Magician is actually Agent Lack-One, who is charged with overseeing Lack-Two / Blake without his knowledge (basically, he’s beating him at his own game). In his discussion with the Interpol director, he says that negotiations with Colress to be an Interpol asset are going slowly because Colress is brattily demanding too much. The director says it’s time for “Plan B”, which Lack-One ominously describes as “the plan to send Colress to Alola”.

Later, during the graduation ceremony, Blake says this to Whitley:

“Even if we see each other again, they probably won't call me Lack-Two anymore. And it's almost certain that you wouldn’t recognize me.”

Then we get the end scene, where this is the exchange made:

Lack-One: It is almost time to take our flight. Don't you at least think about saying 'Hi' to them before we leave?

"Colress": ...Let's go, Magician.

Yeah....

IT’S NOT COLRESS. IT’S LACK-TWO / BLAKE.

He’s going to Alola undercover disguised as Colress, as a means to force the real Colress (who would be aghast at this) to drop his excessive demands and agree to Interpol’s terms.

Kusaka, you goddamn GENIUS.

[icykyurem2224]

Pokémon Adventures B2W2 HCs 3

* They were planning on doing the Liepard part for Hugh’s story until they scrapped it because Purrloin didn’t evolve in time and a Liepard being unavailable and Ghetsis saying when making the flashback prologue “Hey guys, Let her make her own fucking decisions, alright?” due to her playing a bigger role and her having a say.

* Yuki, Yuko and Maya aswell as Hugh’s sister sold cookies made from an Easy Bake Oven to help fund the episodes due to the constant delays and sometimes went door to door to sell them.

* Hugh’s sister owning a Deino at the end came from a questionnaire based on Frillish and Deino, the questions were “Which of these Pokémon would you prefer?”, “Which one would you have a phobia of?” and “Which one would be your protector?”, She answered Deino for all three, citing that a fear of Frillish would come off as too cliché and the fact both male and female forms are different.

* Whitley found the dreaming about N scene embarrassing, Even asking it to be done in one take, Ghetsis burst out laughing after this was done after holding it in.

* Looker actually made sure to ensure the safety of the actors, especially the kids and grunts.

* Colress actually watched kids playing Call of Duty so he could practice his childish nature, even when he had been told to act like he’s playing a first person shooter and throw a fit whenever he loses, Ghetsis found this analogy hilarious.

* Zinzolin got porn magazines as a joke from Colress and the protags aswell as some of the grunts, “For a man with too many sticks up his ass”.

* Ghetsis and Blake both have the most instances of them corpsing on set, usually by a line screwup or if they thought of something.

* Ghetsis actually had to learn how to talk formally, especially when filming the Tenth Chapter because of his tendency to use foul language.

* Ghetsis almost cracked his jaw when filming the ‘I’m going down with my dream’ scene because he was originally going to stand on the Poké Balls but he ended up slipping and nearly cracking his jaw.

* Foongy’s former trainer was an extra who also bought cookies from the girls and he won a prize asking if he would appear for a few minutes, He actually got on well with Hugh’s sister.

* Leo was nicknamed “Goji-Pants” by everyone, his classmates, Team Plasma and even Hugh’s sister.

* Bianca actually helped any castmate who had fallen sick due to the cold temperatures.

* Hugh’s sister also has the role to break up fights off set.