#because agatha is prideful we will not be seeing her crumble like puddy in this script
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Agatha, sweating, hiding inside the closet
Lilia, just outside it: You can’t hide in there forever
Agatha: No one is in here
Lilia: Bitch please, I was in the closet longer than you were alive.
Lilia: Come out now.
Rio, on the bed butt naked, dazed: mommy I’m seeing stars—
Agatha, finally coming out of the closet: I will not bend like my wife!
Lilia: Your wife is foldable *slaps Agatha’s ass* Now go on, you are only delaying the inevitable.
Agatha: I thought the inevitable was death coming for us all
Rio: *giggles* Anything. For. You.
Agatha: Way to go Lilia, you blew her brain to bits
Lilia, bending Agatha down on the bed: You should see yourself in a few minutes—
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#agatha all along spoilers#aubrey plaza#marvel#incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#agatha all along incorrect quotes#rio actually came out more unscathed than agatha this round#agatha did in fact see herself#for obvious reasons#because agatha is prideful we will not be seeing her crumble like puddy in this script#I’m going back to my fic and then sleep now
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