#because I can't with these fuckers

[iliiuan]

I dunno you guys.

If I'm paying over half of the household expenses, taking care of two children 100%, and the only person cleaning the house, that just seems a little unbalanced in household with THREE FUCKING ADULTS. And no, the stepson taking out the garbage in a half-assed way and the husband mowing the lawn when it's a foot tall do not particularly count as contributions thanks for playing.

[suddenly-frankenstein]

uhmhmhmmm just occasional thoughts about Daniel's interaction with Marius

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Look what we've become.

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[tomboxed]

jesus christ could you get any gayer

[starry-bi-sky]

DPxDC Masterpost

Almost all of my DPDC posts have the #Danny Fenton is Not the Ghost King tags, barring perhaps my earliest aus like my Thomas Wayne Au (which will be included in the post). This tag includes art i've made, asks i've answered, and non-fic au posts I've created. This is my main tag!

DPxDC posts under the main tag that don't have their own tag: Danny's Life-Changing Cross-Dimensional Roadtrip with A De-Aged Batman Danny is also Bruce Wayne (Starry goes back to their middle school roots) Danny being the first batkid (if i can get the creative juices flowing I will expand on this. mark my words) There is a Damian clone LOOSE in Amity Park. Oh wait, Danny's got him.

My Biggest DPxDC Aus #Danny Fenton is a Clone: all my posts talking about clone!Danny.

Clone Danny Masterpost: previously my pinned post. A no-powers au where Danny is also a clone of Bruce Wayne, also includes some clone^2

#Clone^2: Clone Damian + Clone Danny au combined, explores themes like identity, found family, and growing into your own as a person. Starting post Here.

#Childhood Friends Au or #Cfau: A childhood friends dead on main au that explores grief, how it may change a person, and how growing up in Crime Alley changed Danny. Contains heavier themes like smoking and mild violence.

#Danyal Al Ghul Au: Mostly contains my au where Danny is not Damian's twin, but his older brother! An excuse for me to delve into the psychological effects that growing up in the League would have on Danny that I don't really see in other DAG aus. Putting the 'assassin' in 'raised by assassins'.

My Minor DPxDC Aus Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne: an oldie but a goodie! An reveal gone wrong au where Danny decides to go by his middle name 'Thomas' shortly after the events of TUE, and leaves Amity Park two years later. He finds out that Vlad cloned him again and finds an infant in the lab. Danny takes the baby, names him Bruce, and ends up adopted by the Waynes.

#Danny Fenton is Jason Todd au: An au where Danny is Jason Todd! He was adopted by the Fentons shortly after the events of the carjacking.

#Older Brother Danny: contains all of my aus where Danny is an Older Brother. This currently includes only my DAG posts but it's not limited to Danyal Al Ghul.

#Changeling Danny: a half-ghost? oh, wait, no. that's a changeling. even worse! Danny's got latent fey blood from a Fenton getting freaky with a faerie some dozen generations ago, and it reactivated with a fervor when he had his accident! Instead of a halfa, he became one of the Fair Folk.

#Blood blossom au: currently the name for the time being. A Nightingale/First Batkid au where Vlad poisons Danny with blood blossom extract, and it results in Danny running to Batman! Currently only one post, but it has a lot of branching pathways in the reblogs. Batdad centered! Now comes with its own fanfic!

#tales of the passerine: the official au name for my "Danny being the first batkid" post! This au is what inspired changeling Danny. It's the idea that Danny was the first to be adopted by Bruce, and features me favoring batdad over "lmfao Danny goes fuck you bruce and adopts the other kids" au. Because I want batdad.

(Nightingale is, so far, the official vigilante name for the Eldest Batkid Danny concept on my blog.)

#mother of monsters danny: specifically its mother of monsters dan but i digress. I was messing around with my fem!Danyal au and boom! Her evil timeline self is Layal, the terrifying Mother of Monsters who raises any manner of monstrous beasts. I love her <3

#martha knight au same song, different dance! This is a fem danny version of my aforementioned "Danny is Thomas Wayne" au. Except this time around, Danny is Martha! Arguably my favorite between the two, I feel like I'm able to do more with her than Thomas. Her au's vibe is After All by Christine Ebersole

Bonus Excerpt: a ficlet I made in response to a DPxDC Dead on Main prompt! It's not under the main tag as I didn't make the post, however it can be found if you search #fem danny fenton on my blog. I actually really love this idea so I may make it its own tag in the future.

[marmotsomsierost]

I have a little pin on my badge that says she/he/they and it generally either goes unremarked or i get a 'hey cool pin' from a patient. More often if someone comments on it it's actually a familymember of the patient who tells me as an aside that they appreciate that i'm wearing it and it made the patient feel more confortable. Which is why i wear it, really.

Today i brought a patient to their room and told their partner to go get a pass from security; they said 'yes ma'am.' When i later walked the partner back to the patient's room they said 'thank you sir' and then said 'oh sorry can we get another blanket too?' I said sure, brought back another blanket from the warmer, and they took it with a 'thank you again ma'am.' I was partly out of the room when i went '...wait' and the partner must have noticed my pause, because they were like 'oh, i guess i should have asked, i just saw your button and i figured, you know,' - and i waved it off and was like 'no, absolutely, that's fine. I just think that's the first time anyone's done something like that intentionally.' A gently weirdly nice little interaction, i guess.

[fisheito]

rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"

and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers

they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)

[ghooostbaby]

i think something about daniel with armand that makes it work is the way daniel is so combative... he pushes in, forces his way in where he's not wanted, can't help himself, grabs hold of what is thorny and difficult and has to figure it out, get to the bottom of it. that's interesting too in the way in some way he's performing the process he needed to do on his own life, his own memories. he had the impulse to dig aggressively for the truth somehow knowing he was needing that but not knowing to do it for himself. armand is damaged and needs some support and love, yes, but he's never going to let someone see his true wounds so openly and he needs someone who won't buy his bullshit and will push past his facade and interrogate what is really there, what he really wants. and for who it won't be a chore, and maybe even could be seductive...

armand is also the same with the way he pushes, he can't help himself, he forces his way in to something he wants and needs to grab hold of it. but he's going to do it underground, he's never going to reveal himself fully, he will conceal his real desires and work away at grabbing hold of what makes him feel wanted in secret. unlike when louis feels something intense he wants space from it and time and distance ... which is why they just don't work.

i think if armand and daniel decide that the other one is the thing they want to grab hold of and pry open (daniel) / cling onto and hoard (armand) they could have a way of dismantling each others maladaptive self protection strategies... but it will be pretty brutal at the same time. if armand feels unwanted and rejected, i don't think daniel would be particularly good at comforting him ... and actually i don't think armand would ever come out and say "i feel like you don't want me, i feel hurt" as cathartic as it is to write/draw that type of interaction. rather when armand felt like that he'd come up with a subtly manipulative way to force daniel to give him the affection he wants to feel validated by. which works for them just fine actually. bc what daniel IS really good at is unearthing the truth of bullshit masters. he wouldnt let armand build up some grandiose narrative to disguise his real hurt and vulnerability and flaws in (as louis does) and actually would have so much fun picking the lock that is armand and whatever the fuck emotional wormhole he's entered in himself this time, and when he figures it out he'd say something like "armand you were doing all THAT bc you thought i didnt sleep over that night meant i didnt want you, are you fucking stupid??" and actually in everything armand does he wants to be found out and seen and daniel being so fascinated by him with the morbid curiosity of someone investigating a weird bug would feel glorious to him. and they'd be so happy in their emotional hovel

[icarusredwings]

Me: Do you think Daredevil ever just looks at his emails when patrol is slow and the other lawyers are just like 'why is he always awnsering at 3 am?'

My friend: ...Looks?

Me, disappointed and ahsamed of myself:

FUCK

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

StaticRadio Concept

All I'm asking, if for Alastor and Vox to have a big old confrontation where maybe they're snarking, fighting and accidentally filling in a lot of blanks for their respective friends/coworkers

And then something happens, something forces them to fend off an alternate threat

Alastor and Vox immediately, without even thought or discussion, default to fighting together in a terrifyingly effective pattern of well-honed destructive power that decimates the oncoming threat

Cables and shadows carefully sweeping their associates aside and behind them to keep them out of harm's way. And it raises so many new questions, just as more are answered...

[myth0mani-art]

I was just jumped by Vessels very much not masked face on Pinterest and now I feel bad for invading the mans privacy and anonymity even tho it wasn't my fault :')

Please can we just respect the guys wishes about their privacy and others wishes not to know their identity?

It won't hurt anyone to respect it

[flying-cat]

People don't want character redemption they want a revenge plot from a story that was never supposed to be about revenge

[forgotten-daydreamer]

"Oh yes!! I can finally join the mouthwashing fandom!!" I said with excitement. Little did I know it was a feature. A creature feature. Featuring........ The absence of media literacy.

[imeriayapping]

I can't continue like that

I NEED ITALIAN INJECTED INTO MY BRAIN

[lostsoul1217]

⚠️WARNING⚠️

This post includes mentions of:

Rape

Sexual assault

Blog The Great Rouge

NaJ/Need and Jock AU

Mentions of children being sexualized and having NSFW art drawn of them

Again, Rouge as a whole warning, the person who made the PJ's Daycare AU

This entire post deals with dark topics and if I missed any warnings for the list, I apologize in advance.

What the fuck

. . .

I'm...

I fully expected for people to be hateful about this but no one is. Two people have literally said it brings up bad memories! What the fuck is this?!-

This comic is genuinely so problematic. I don't care that its "nostalgic" or whatever the fuck.

"Ignore the creator" till you realize that the Creator tried to justify rape.

Literally in the comic Goth rapes Pallette. Pallette is of course traumatized, a whole thing happens, amd Goth tries to kill himself. Then Palette's all like: "No I wanted to, I just wasn't ready, I wanted it which was why I didn't stop you."

. . .

What the actual fuck

She even fucking drew it happening, which is even worse.

Horror x Cross Chara in his child form is a thing. Btw there's art of them fucking as well.

Killer ships incest in the comic. Automatically, ew. "Nightmare x Dream is so forbidden" maybe cause their brothers. Blood brothers. They are siblings.

Also everyone in these comics are most likely under 18 because they are in highschool meaning the creator drew child porn. Child porn people. You fuckers can not be serious saying: "Let's just ignore the creator guys!"

Disgusting.

And before any mother fucker starts going: "It's just Gacha-" THERE'S PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THIS WHO ARE LIKE THIS! I can not. I just- How the fuck can people be like this? This isn't a situation where you can just remove a creator from the AU, the AU itself is so fucked that you have to rewrite everything from scratch. Even then I don't think many people can see the AU in the same way.

If I see one person saying that it's just pixles, that it doesn't affect reality, I'm going to scream. This comic and many others affected so many people in the Undertale community that even to this day people are still unable to even think of the damn things.

I can't. I genuinely fucking can't with people. One moment mother fuckers are being overly sensitive about shit and now they're pulling this bullshit! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS? WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THINGS LIKE THIS, FICTIONAL OR NOT, ARE NOT AND NEVER WILL BE OKAY!?

Just might go insane, I can feel my sanity dropping. Dude I haven't even went into detail about this damn AU there's so much. All of the Rouge comic bullshit has so much.

[nartml]

Saw a comment describe killugon as 'born to be brothers, forced to be best friends'.

And I just have to say that, out of all the things that have never happened, that has never happened the most.