#beauf

[comiiical]

@ragtagrunaways

"My reputation's never been worse, so You must like me for me"

[photosansapp]

Sa musique est aussi lourde que sa bagnole.

[phosphophyllitephyllite]

Ma meilleur œuvre d'art a se jour !

[sanfou]

Gérémy Crédeville, si tu m'entends....😉

[shapelytimber]

More sw sapphic au shitty little comics nxkdk and like last time you get one angsty and one silly :)

Darthfett, many years after the fall of the empire

And the hanleia one is specifically french lesbianism- sometimes I can't escape who I am

[COMMISSION]

Leia was so ready to date a butch weed dealer

This is my best shot at translating the idiom- does english have little sayings that are about being gay and smoking ? Or is it just a french thing... Because we have more than one that's for sure jfjfk

PS : link to a post explaining why Anakin uses she/her and Vader he/him in my au

[comiiical]

fingers run through silky skin, finding themselves on the other's hips, his breath taken aback as more of him was embraced by the other's tight hole and his gaze locked on him with a laugh in his eyes. "oh so it's not my dick what makes you hard, but me? such a romantic compliment, wally..." beau teased using his hands to push him down until he could feel his ass on his own flesh, waving his lover's hips around his girth so he was setlled. a soft moan escaped him even tohugh he didn't want to, and leaned in to bite his neck gently as a mean to distract him from the possible pain.

it wasn't a common thing for wally to hand himself over this easily to another person, to be put in such a vulnerable position. but he trusted beau, and the other's words only reaffirmed that he'd put his trust in the right person. one of his hands moved down, fingers gliding over the other's pecs, leaving a light static zap in its wake. ❛ yeah w-well-- that's e-entirely your... your f-fault. ❜ there's a mischievous smile on his lips. all he wanted was to hear the other moan, make beau feel as good as he felt in that moment being stuffed by the other-- so he forced himself down a couple more inches, his cock throbbing and leaking precome all over beau's stomach in the process. ❛ almost... almost t-there-- you can push the r-rest in... please. ❜ his stutter slowly in tow, pleading blue eyes looked down at the other, wanting nothing more than to be stuffed to the brim by beau's impressive length.

[pink-nanowire]

this one goes to my french audience (4 ppl), how the hell do you translate beauf 😭

(based on a dumbass rp with my gf)

[loveboatinsanity]

[kurtcobainindresses]

coworker calling me a misogynist for not liking zendaya's acting in challengers and saying im elitist because i won't watch civil war 😭 so we can't have opinions without being bigoted now? 😭😭😭

[comiiical]

@rencissance

"yes, darling, yes, sure. yes. he's sleeping, stop panicking, he had a few too many drinks. that's all. he's good now." beau said to the other end of the phone, rolling his eyes as he walked through his bathroom in no more than a pair of briefs. "no. nothing's happened over the night. do you really take me for someone who'd sleep with your brother when drunk? he has to want it first, sweetheart. ok. ok. oh shut up, you don't trust me, i see, fine. perfect. next time i'll leave him to the hungry college dudes... see? was it that hard? you're welcomed." he said hanging out and sighing.

[jezatalks]

J'avoue que mon bonheur du moment, c'est les vidéos où Feldup est invité en format "Feat and Fun" et de le voir se lâcher. So unhinged...

[resident-sean-expert]

I'm so glad that Sean isn't French, because otherwise he'd be saying "c'est à qui les gros nichons, c'est à qui ?" while flirting with Charmaine (touching her boobs)

And in bed he'd probably say "rahhh cochonne !!"

[take-me-to-valhalla]

I plan to read the entirety of La Comédie Humaine but Petites Misères de la Vie Conjugale is testing me

[shapelytimber]

love the beer bottle penis

Hehehe :3c thankss I do my best

[pigeonneaux]

Comment l'acteur de serge le mytho me fait pas rire du tout comment il est RELOUUUUUUUUUU

[scienceoftheidiot]

Tout le monde au taf de Benj *pense que c'est un gros beauf*

Benj *s'endors en écoutant les cours d'un médiéviste au Collège de France sur la peste noire* (merci France Culture)