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— Les Harley-Davidson sont des machines à bulles de merde.
#texte#texte français#écriture#brève#bruit#machine#pete#peter#merde#harleydavidson#plouc#boucan#chaos#beauf#redneck
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Ma meilleur œuvre d'art a se jour !
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More sw sapphic au shitty little comics nxkdk and like last time you get one angsty and one silly :)
Darthfett, many years after the fall of the empire
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And the hanleia one is specifically french lesbianism- sometimes I can't escape who I am
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Leia was so ready to date a butch weed dealer
This is my best shot at translating the idiom- does english have little sayings that are about being gay and smoking ? Or is it just a french thing... Because we have more than one that's for sure jfjfk
PS : link to a post explaining why Anakin uses she/her and Vader he/him in my au
#Le post is giving beauf sensible fkkfif#star wars sapphic au#cw french#cw smocking#darthfett#butch lesbian#butch women#hanleia#boba fett#darth vader#leia organa#han solo#lesbian#wlw#star wars fanart#star wars#art#my art#digital art#fanart#sketches#comic
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fingers run through silky skin, finding themselves on the other's hips, his breath taken aback as more of him was embraced by the other's tight hole and his gaze locked on him with a laugh in his eyes. "oh so it's not my dick what makes you hard, but me? such a romantic compliment, wally..." beau teased using his hands to push him down until he could feel his ass on his own flesh, waving his lover's hips around his girth so he was setlled. a soft moan escaped him even tohugh he didn't want to, and leaned in to bite his neck gently as a mean to distract him from the possible pain.
it wasn't a common thing for wally to hand himself over this easily to another person, to be put in such a vulnerable position. but he trusted beau, and the other's words only reaffirmed that he'd put his trust in the right person. one of his hands moved down, fingers gliding over the other's pecs, leaving a light static zap in its wake. ❛ yeah w-well-- that's e-entirely your... your f-fault. ❜ there's a mischievous smile on his lips. all he wanted was to hear the other moan, make beau feel as good as he felt in that moment being stuffed by the other-- so he forced himself down a couple more inches, his cock throbbing and leaking precome all over beau's stomach in the process. ❛ almost... almost t-there-- you can push the r-rest in... please. ❜ his stutter slowly in tow, pleading blue eyes looked down at the other, wanting nothing more than to be stuffed to the brim by beau's impressive length.
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this one goes to my french audience (4 ppl), how the hell do you translate beauf 😭
(based on a dumbass rp with my gf)
#lupin iii#jigen daisuke#arsene lupin iii#lupin the third#nano.jpg#let's be honest Jigen is the most beauf of the 2 most of the time#but Lupin's horny-on-main jokes are EXHAUSTING he needs to be humbled real quick#aussi j'ai vu que la traduction de Beauf ct redneck ??? ew
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I was watching the cast react to episode 6, and there was no ashtray shot??? The cut version (I assume that's what it is) of that scene starts with this
instead of this
and honestly that makes the ashtray shot stand out even more, like... striking choice of prop, even more striking that it was deemed inapropriate for the Tv version.
#this is on parr with the only one of bison's murder fantasies being allowed on the tv version being the one where he doesn't say i love you#for me#sorry to harp on the ashtray again but it vexes me#entre autres choses c'est tellement un truc de beauf les flics sont partout les mêmes#the heart killers
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coworker calling me a misogynist for not liking zendaya's acting in challengers and saying im elitist because i won't watch civil war 😭 so we can't have opinions without being bigoted now? 😭😭😭
#peut-être aussi parce que j'ai dit que je regardais pas les films qui commencent par 'les...'#et que j'ai mentionné le masque et la plume#mais depuis quand aimer les trucs de beaufs c'est une obligation dhdjdjjdhsj#vraie ambiance on ne peut plus rien dire !!!!
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@ragtagrunaways
"My reputation's never been worse, so You must like me for me"
#ragtagrunaways#beau;leon#beauf#if you want something more specific let me know i was dry and used lyrics XD
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Sa musique est aussi lourde que sa bagnole.
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J'avoue que mon bonheur du moment, c'est les vidéos où Feldup est invité en format "Feat and Fun" et de le voir se lâcher. So unhinged...
#jezatalks#il est hilarant#je pense surtout à ses vidéos avec Theobabac#le duel de blagues ??? incroyable#j'ai pleuré de rire sur le clip récent où il lit les blagues beauf de topito#(la fatigue me fait rire plus facilement mais ça fait du bien)
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I plan to read the entirety of La Comédie Humaine but Petites Misères de la Vie Conjugale is testing me
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love the beer bottle penis
Hehehe :3c thankss I do my best
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Comment l'acteur de serge le mytho me fait pas rire du tout comment il est RELOUUUUUUUUUU
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