#beau & fjord bromance

[imorphemi]

"And why would we have come running in at the first yelp?" "....because we care about each other." "Oh, f***ing sh**, we do? Amazing, does that apply to you as well?" "...I don't know..." "Oh, I think it does."

I absolutely love Fjord and Beau's friendship and bromance

[boyfriendyke]

I AM SOOO DELIGHTED BY THE JESTER & YASHA AND BEAU & FJORD GOSS SESSIONS. THEY ARE.......BEST FRIENDS...........!!!!!!!!!!

[mollywauk]

Fjord & Beau are like the no homo best friends who sometimes cross lines of broness into extreme broness with brofull undertones but they actually don't want to fuck

[mnemememory]

[video description: a Bengal cat is sitting in the middle of the frame, eyes fixed on something just above the camera’s lens. He stays there for almost five minutes, not moving. 

A door slams just off to the side, and the cat flinches. 

“HA! I WIN! I WIN!” 

A pair of battered boots comes into the scene. “What is –?” 

“I WIN!” 

Text scrolls across the suddenly blank video: [Triumph is mine!]

STARING CONTEST WITH ROOMMATE’S CAT – part 12

NottTheBrave 

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Posted 23/02/2018

Another Staring Contest With The Devil – Nott 3 | Frumpkin 9…SHOW MORE

[video description: A woman is standing in front of a tall wall, dressed in blue sweatpants and a black tank top. She has a long stick held loosely in her hands. Every few seconds, she spins it around so she can better show off her muscles.

Next to her is a tall man with dark skin and a long scar running up from his top lip and across his cheek. He is dressed very thoroughly in padded armour and is side-eyeing the woman and her big stick with what would appear to be a healthy dose of concern.

The woman waves her arms around. The man narrowly dodges underneath the stick.

“Hello, my lovely viewers,” the woman says, grinning. “Today, we’re going to film a man getting hit in the dick with my staff.”

“Beau,” the man says, genuine alarm settling across his classically handsome features. “I didn’t agree to that –”

The scene cuts ahead. The sun is well up in the sky by now. The man is even more thoroughly padded across every inch of his body, so much so that he can barely waddle around without falling over. He attempts to do so, shuffling to the side so he can stare balefully at the camera. Beau is nowhere to be seen.

“Hi,” he says. “My name is Fjord, over at CaptainTusktooth on YouTube, Twitter and Instagram” – links flash across the page, along with the words ‘lol go and tweet him GIF’s from The Ring’ – “And today, I’m going to be acting as a crash-dummy for –”

“Stop boring my viewers!” Beau yells off-screen.

Fjord gives the camera a long stare. It zooms in a little bit to capture how dead inside he looks, the ambient upbeat music momentarily replaced with the sound of violins.

“This is what happens,” he says. “When you lose a bet with your girlfriend. Learn from my mistakes. Don’t make bets with your girlfriend. You will lose.”

Beau cackles off-screen. The tip of her staff whips along the edge of the frame as she warms up. Fjord looks at her, then back at the camera.

“Jester,” he says. “If I die, I want you to know that this is entirely your fault and –”

“Here I come!”

The scene cuts to Fjord giving a loud, high shriek as he stumbles back. The moment replays once in slow motion, the colour saturated out and violins playing in the background, and then cuts to them both standing in side-by-side.

“Okay, so here’s how to actually hit someone –”

Beau continues to demonstrate how to hit someone without actually hurting them, and then how to hit someone and absolutely hurt them. Fjord remains stoic throughout, though ever so often he’ll make a pained face to the camera whenever Beau lands too-hard a hit. The video ends with a montage of Fjord’s uncomfortable faces overlaid with his initial scream].

 I Hit A Man So Hard He Screams | ft. CaptainTusktooth

boBeauboBeaubo1

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Posted 03/02/2018

Join me and my crash-dummy and fellow YouTuber CaptainTusktooth (yes, that’s his real name) as I hit him a lot with my staff…SHOW MORE

[video description: A woman with short blue-dyed hair and glitter-dusted freckles is standing in front of an expensive-looking kitchen. Her apron has the words ‘My Cooking Is So Good Even The Smoke Alarm Cheers Me On’ stitched in pink thread across her chest. The intro theme – which consists of tiny bubble unicorns stampeding across the screen dragging the words ‘Jester Fancypants McGee!’ behind them – pops with a burst of sparkly animation.

“Happy Valentine’s Day!” Jester says, waving her arms around.

From behind the camera, a quiet voice says something. Words appear at the bottom of the screen:

[Yasha: Your right hand is out of frame]

Jester beams, shifting a little more to the right.

[Yasha: No, you have to go the other way]

Jester shuffles to her left. She seems to receive some kind of non-verbal confirmation that she is corrected positioned, because she starts back up again with no less enthusiasm.

“In honour of Valentines Day, we’re going to do be doing something very special. Do you know what my favourite kind of cake is?”

There is a moment’s silence.

[Yasha: Wait, do you want me to answer that?]

 “Red Velvet Cake!” Jester yells at the same time, flinging her arms into the air. “And do you know what that reminds me of?”

Another moment of silence.

[Yasha: …blood?]

“Blood!” Jester yells at the same time. “Oh, you got it right Yasha! Good for you.”

There is a small sigh.

“Here’s what you’re going to need to make this very wonderfully bloody Valentine’s Day Red Velvet Cake,” Jester says. She points at the white granite tabletop and snaps her fingers. Through the magic of jump-cut editing, it soon becomes littered with messily measured bowels of ingredients. Text appears to the side in curly lettering: For ingredients and full recipe, check link to Jester’s blog in the description!!!

The cake that takes form is less anatomically correct than artistically creative, complete with googly-eyes and a dramatically screaming mouth. Jester stands back from her work with a proud smile. She wipes her stained fingers down the length of her apron, which now resembles something out of a particularly gruesome horror movie. Her face is splattered with red food colouring, her nose tipped with a puffy smear of cream cheese icing.

“And there you have it!” she says proudly. “My Valentine’s Day –”

Someone stumbles into the scene. Fjord is very obviously tired, limbs dragging with lethargy, dark bruises visible along his arms. He takes one look at the destroyed kitchen, horror-movie girlfriend, and camera-setup, and then turns around and leaves. An edited frowny face follows him out of frame].

the coolest and most fun valentine’s day cake in the history of ever

Jester Fancypants McGee

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Posted 12/02/2018

Prepare for Vonderful Vampire Valentine’s Day with this one-of-a-kind Red Velvet heart – cake...SHOW MORE

[video description: Fjord is sitting on a comfortable-looking couch that is covered in all kinds of animal rug-skins. The person sitting next to him has shoulder-length blond hair and is almost comically well-dressed compared to Fjord’s own jeans and cowboy boots.

Fjord stares dead at the camera.

“Welcome,” he drawls. “To Fjord’s Yee-Haw Game Ranch.”

 Fjord’s Yee-Haw Game Ranch: Red Dead 2 ft. Bryce

CaptainTusktooth

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Posted 26/02/2018

Well howdy there, partners! Welcome to Fjord’s Yee-haw Game Ranch, where I – Captain Tusktooth, AKA Fjord – and Bryce….SHOW MORE

[video description: a tall, skinny man is sitting calmly in the middle of a graveyard. The stones are warped and faded enough that the names are completely unrecognisable, the camera focused in a way that the shadowed trees are a black silhouette against his back.

“Hello, children,” the man says. He is dressed in bright pastels, his hair dyed a fluorescent pink. “Today we are going to make the perfect cup of tea.”

 He calmly sets up a tripod with a large, antique black kettle hooked over the top. He sets a small fire underneath it and sits and stares at the camera.

After five minutes of waiting, he checks the kettle and is apparently satisfied with the results, because he goes over to one of the graves and begin to pick some flowers. There is no sound other than the crackle of the fire and the distant, creak of tree branches pushed about by the breeze.

The man returns to his spot and begins to grind up some purple flowers in a mortar and pestle, gently brushing the contents the clay cup when he is done. He sits back with a low, contented sigh and stares at something behind the camera for a little while.

When the kettle begins to make some noise, the man gets to his feet and takes the kettle off the tripod, pouring it into the cup. He stirs it for a little bit with a small stick, and then blows gently over the top. Steam curls up from the cup towards the sky in delicate, smoky tendrils.

The man waits for a few minutes, and then takes a long, generous sip of the tea.

“Aaah,” he says. “Thank you for experiencing this with me, children. This is a very good cup of tea.”

 making the perfect cup of tea

Mr. Clay

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Posted 02/02/2018

Making tea…SHOW MORE

[video description: the camera is focused downward at a table full of buttons. There is no apparent uniformity to the size, design or colour – some of them have the paint chipped away, while others sparkle in the dim lighting. There isn’t any room in the frame for the rest of the room. There is no background music.

“Good morning, everyone. Today I welcome you to my button collection.”

A pair of green-gloved hands reach out from both sides of the frame to shift around the buttons. More buttons are revealed.

“This is one of my favourites,” the disembodied voice says. The gloved hand grabs onto a small, clear glass button to hold it up to the lens. It swims in and out of focus for a few seconds. “There was a lovely tailor shop that I lived behind for a while which just threw these away, can you believe –”

“Nott? Have you seen my cat?”

“I’m filming –”

The scene cuts again. The lighting has changed and become much brighter. The buttons on the table have obviously been messed around with. The green-gloved hand is holding up another button up for the camera to inspect, this one bronze-looking and intricately designed.

“I found this one on the coat of a dead person washed up next to the sewer I was hiding behind. I had to polish it a lot to get the bloodstains out of the cracks, but I think it came out okay.”

The rest of the video continues in a similar vein, with the green-gloved hand choosing buttons from the table seemingly at random and relaying stories about each of them. At one point, a cat jumps up onto the table and starts pawing through the buttons, but the green-gloved hand shoos it away before it can eat any of them].

 EPIC BUTTON COLLECTION

NottTheBrave

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Posted 11/03/2018

I share my button collection....SHOW MORE

BONUS

[video description: a tall, androgynous-looking man who has perfect purple-and-gold eyeshadow and is covered in tattoos stares fixedly at the camera. He is sitting cross-legged on a bed covered in throw-pillows that do not match. He is slowly tapping his nails – which are painted a lime green with glitter accents – along his knee.

“Well, well, well,” he says, lazily stretching out his shoulders. “I bet you thought I had died.”

Someone clears their voice offscreen.

“Well, I didn’t!” he continues hastily, voice bright and cheerful. “Which is the important thing to remember here. No one is dead. I continue to grace you with my presence through your computer screens. Less Mollymauk Tealeaf is still better than none!”

Another throat-clear, this time louder and more pointed.

Mollymauk rolls his eyes. “Since my last foundation tutorial seemed to go over well, I thought I should demonstrate some more advanced –”

Someone barges into screen, shoving Mollymauk off to the side and glaring at the camera. Her shirt if cobalt blue. Her arms are crossed in front of her chest. Her makeup is smudgy and old.

“Hey, Molly,” she says. “Why don’t you tell your lovely viewers why you’ve been so radio silent these past few weeks.”

“I said you could watch so long as you didn’t interfere! This is going to be a mess trying to edit out –”

“No one wants to watch your foundation, they want to know about –”

“I am a very private person, Beau, and I don’t appreciate –”

Someone comes into frame. She is very tall, with heavy dark makeup and frost-pale skin. Her eyes narrow at the bickering duo, and then she turns her back onto them.

“He got hit by a car,” she says.

“Yasha! Get back behind the camera!”

Yasha shrugs and goes out of frame. Mollymauk is currently in a headlock.

“Wait, on second thought, come and save me –!”

The scene cuts into the future, with Mollymauk and Beau sitting on opposite ends of the bed glaring at each other. They are both noticeably more dishevelled than earlier. Mollymauk’s makeup does, however, remain impeccable.

Words appear at the bottom of the screen:

[We put it to a vote. Molly was outvoted 2 to 1. You’re welcome]

“Fine,” Mollymauk finally says, sulkily uncrossing his arms and sitting up a little straighter. “This can be my impromptu Q&A! I haven’t done one of those in a while, anyway. To make a long story short –

“Very short,” mutters Beau.

“– I was run over by one of my exes.”

“One of your asshole exes,” Beau says. “You always forget to mention that.”

“Well, I thought the fact that he ran me over with his car made that fairly self-explanatory.”

“People are stupid. They need things spelled out for them.”

“Well, maybe you’re not –”

There is another jump cut. There are noticeably less pillows on the bed, and the ones that remain have been moved around. Beau is gazing sulkily off into the corner.

“I basically broke up with him because he started being a creep to some friends of mine,” Mollymauk says, glancing down at his nails. “And when they told me some of the things he said – well, it wasn’t exactly the most heartbreaking decision I’ve ever made. It was rather cathartic, actually.”

“And then he ran you over with a car.”

“I’m getting to that, calm down. Since Lorenzo wouldn’t stop harassing me, I decided to – well, you know what, that’s not a very internet-friendly story. Needless to say, he made the decision to cut off all contact.”

“With you,” Beau mutters. Mollymauk ignores her.

“Unfortunately, he isn’t exactly – the hamster’s dead, but the wheel’s still turning, if you know what I mean. Since I’m rather publicly affiliated with this simply charming young woman –”

“Fuck you, Molly.”

“– he decided to be rather unpleasant.”

Beau scowls. “This idiot pushed me out of the way of that car and was in a coma for a good week. Thanks, dickhead.”

“I’m so sorry for saving your life, it won’t happen next time.”

[I just cut out the next part because I had to bleep everything out, and it wasn’t worth it]

The scene cuts again. Molly is sitting in centre frame, back straight and grin wide. Beau is nowhere to be seen. The bed is a mess, with most of the pillows shoved into the corner.

“Since this devolved a little, I guess my next video will have to be the foundation one! So sorry for that, my lovely viewers, but really what you need to know is that I’m back and will once again be uploading on schedule. So long, farewell, and I’ll see you next time.”

Molly blows a kiss to the camera, and the scene ends.

 My Ex Ran Me Over With His Car | Impromptu Q&A With boBeauboBeaubo1

Mollymauk Tealeaf

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Posted 12/07/2018

While I think the title is fairly self-explanatory, I do want to assure people that I’m all better now with only a few scars…SHOW MORE

[brit-blade]

hey I'm like 30 episodes late but remember in hupperdook when fjord said he's had sex before

I want beau and fjord to get drunk together and beau to try and figure out who he's slept with

considering she's heard exactly 2 names from his past, being vandren and sabien, 100% need some light fjord teasing aka delicious blushing half-orc

[michguerin]

look i shouldn’t be surprised but i LOVE the beau/fjord bromance so much

[halfgap]

I can’t articulate how much I love Beau & Fjord’s friendship energy. they’re a bromance in the purest sense of the word. like... genuinely Platonic dumbass bros who will bicker & yell at each other & be hype-men & call each other gorgeous & compliment each other’s muscles & wipe away each other's tears while pretending they're allergies & work out together every morning & talk about weird kinks & trust one another irrevocably & punch each other & roughhouse at the SLIGHTEST opportunity but never actually hug & leap blindly into danger for each other without a second thought & say shit like “Oh you’re turning me on rn” even tho there is not & will never be anything remotely sexual abt their feelings for each other

& they’ll awkwardly wingman & awkwardly third wheel & gleefully sync up to pester and make fun of their nerdy friends & heatedly advocate for each other’s hotness/sexual magnetism & high five constantly & be horny on main together for their other best friend & also be horny on main for the best friend’s mom & be fairly cool & competent individually but transform into a feedback loop of the STUPIDEST PEOPLE ALIVE when hanging out together. while being the definition of Ride Or Die always, always & forever

[annemarieyeretzian]

beau offering to teach fjord some basic self-defense I love their bromance so much

[alphapockets]

Chapters: 40/40 Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Fjord/Caleb Widogast, Fjord & Mollymauk Tealeaf, Yeza Brenatto/Nott | Veth Brenatto, Essek Thelyss/Astrid/Mollymauk Tealeaf, Calianna/Jester Lavorre Characters: Fjord (Critical Role), Mollymauk Tealeaf, Caleb Widogast, Jester Lavorre, Beauregard Lionett, Caduceus Clay, Nott | Veth Brenatto, Yeza Brenatto, Bryce Feelid, Eodwulf (Critical Role), Astrid (Critical Role), Darrow, Essek Thelyss, Lorenzo (Critical Role), Gunther Prast, Keg (Critical Role), Rissa Tinkertop, Kiri (Critical Role), Calianna (Critical Role), Reanminere "Reani" (Critical Role) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, text fic, Group chat, Alternate Universe - College/University, Strangers to Lovers, Slow Burn, More Ships to come, POV Multiple, Bromance, Fjord has his old accent, video game references, Streamer Jester, Hockey Player Fjord, Flirting, Drunken Flirting, mute character, selective mute character, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Supportive Friend Groups, Start of Beau/Yasha, Hurt/Comfort, Sexting, Sexual Content, Explicit Sexual Content, Please Hydrate If You Binge This, Disabled Character, Aromantic Characters, Asexual Characters, Trans Keg, Trans Female Character Summary:

Beau Just say 15 dollars like a real person with actual currency that matters Molly in this economy? I’m about to start using euros as my form of currency Nott Didn’t the UK leave the EU Molly aye and I am Irish so your argument is invalid Beau you grew up in essex Molly Sussex Beau WHATEVER Caleb Perhaps not that much changed after all.

***or***

Caleb decided to play Siege with randoms one night because Eodwulf was busy and got dragged into the chaotic group of friends and their active group chat. Fjord attempts to keep Caleb from being overwhelmed, not realizing that this may be exactly what the shy junior needs as his own friendships are struggling.

[lookingrespectfully]

m9 canon and possible love interests

(as in interested but not together)

Hi this is mainly for me but i need it out of my head - please add on if i miss also SPOILERS. The possible section is in the order I think most likely to least likely and yes u can fight me on this lol i’m passive

Beau

Canon: Jester [mentioned in game], Keg, and Reani

Possible: Yasha [early blatant flirting]

Caduceus

Possible: Fjord [him being drunk Fjord is the shy flirt big time]

Caleb

Canon: Jester [talks machina]

Possible: Essek, Fjord, Nott

Fjord

Canon: Jester [The mouth to mouth and kiss on the cheek can be argued to be protective or romantic tbh]

Possible: Caduceus, Caleb [bromances or romances u tell me]

Jester

Canon: Fjord [disputed if the crush is still there]

Possible: Beau, Caleb

Nott

Canon: Yeza [they are married with a child]

Possible: That Minotaur, Caleb [mentioned once she had those vibes]

Yasha

Canon: Zuala [deceased]

Possible: Beau, Jester [in the newest playlist Ashley said she had a new interest and it’s vague so i think Beau??? But there’s an everyone loves Jester vibe so i included her

Molly

not here but would’ve gotten with Caleb let’s be real

[rwby-dnd]

The Grog and Keyleth Bromance walked to that the Beau and Fjord bromance could run.

[criticalrole20]

Fjord and Beau are the best bromance in CR - Fight Me

[boyfriendyke]

i am just sooo happy to see more of the beau & fjord bromance 

[defira85]

honestly as much as I am here for all the ships, one of my absolute favourite relationships in CR2 is Beau and Fjord’s bromance

What’s better than a lesbian and a himbo getting high and going to watch a stripper together and trying to solve crimes while being best friends, nothing is, that’s what

[flowercoasts]

i genuinely love that beau and fjords first interactions has fjord giving his gold piece to her and beau complimenting fjord like.... Bromance is Real

[truealpha]

Beau and Fjords bromance is still the best