#beatrice baudelaire is rebecca dewinter for children

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Gustav: "Can you call me?"

Jacquelyn: "Hang on, I'm finishing a Pokémon battle. I'll be with you in a minute."

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Esme, to Kit over the phone: "Yeah, he's on my list."

Esme, filing her nails: "Marriage, not hit."

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Olivia: "The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self-esteem."

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Beatrice: "Everyone is addicted to my fun and flirty personality. Lives have been destroyed."

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Monty: "Do you even have a type?"

Jacques: "Yeah. Women I'm slightly afraid of."

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Brought to to you by the Princess Bride:

Jacquelyn on the phone with a client: "This was after taxes...but everything is after taxes, even stew!"

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Esme: "Inconceivable!"

Gustav: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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Jacques: "As--" THUNK "You--" CRASH "Wiiiish!" SIRENS

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Lemony: "I'll use small words, so you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

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Olivia: "Gently... GENTLY!"