#beatlesabortion

[big-barn-bed]

crying because I was LITERALLY just about to post about him getting white girl wasted on half a marg...I need to get margs with him so bad it would literally fix me

you and me both!

need to know the real secret ingredient in those maccaritas

he looks so practiced with that motion…a true master of his craft..

[ghostpunkrock]

Re: the announcement like I think it's a not great idea for various reasons and the rollout was absolutely atrocious but yeah people are being so shitty like I hope it does well! I get why people are upset but wishing for their downfall just sucks!

I feel the same like first seeing it I was like hm. don’t know about that. I agree about them fumbling the rollout too like communicating/marketing big changes if def a weak spot for them as a company (thinking about how poorly organized the ghost files tour announcements have been both years here, and also some of the merch drops) but a lot of people are acting like this is a personal betrayal or like a curse on your blood lineage or something like guys. they’re not jeff bezos they’re just some dudes who wanna make funny videos

[the-haiku-bot]

I mean what else is

there to say really that sums

it up pretty well

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

it's genuinely insane that paul said that john said he wrote jealous guy for paul and nobody ever like interrogated that like when did he say that paul please share with the class

[paulscunt]

hey sorry, what was your last URL?

paulscunt 🫡 and before that it was evilevilsecretblog

[oldmanpusspuss]

You changed url names again?! I am impressed and amazed at how quickly you think of these although i will be missing oldmanpuspuss and beatlesabortion and paulmccartneygrinder. It's fascinating just how many ways you can sexualize an old man. I admire it. Keep doing what you love.

[oldmanpusspuss]

I just think you should know I have a mutual who, the second I saw your username, messaged "THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME" and they immediately knew who I was talking about because we had talked about how much we appreciated the usernames beatlespreg and beatlesabortion. Also they're currently very into Beatles RPF and I'm currently very into SPN so like. Perfect recipe to idolize you.

Point is no, no you're not annoying us with the Beatlesposting

aww that's sweet well I'm glad you guys enjoy my horrible content <3

[bucky-boychik-barnes]

@beatlesabortion this seems like something you would or should know about

Quick let me check ao3 for something real quick.

[oldmanpusspuss]

Each time your url changes to something infinitely more horrifying, I debate whether or not I should unfollow but I need to see where this goes. I can't look away from you, tumblr user beatlesabortion.

You'll be following me until the comet hits and takes out all life on earth and I've changed my url to doomsdaympreg or whatever you're here until the end ❤️

[p-0-p-3]

I cannot recall a woman named beatlesabortion so maybe she's not as famous as you initially thought

I dont understand how people could possibly get my real name wrong like you'd think having the same first name as one of the most famous women on the planet would be enough for people to not get my name wrong all the time but alas