#beatles secret santa 2022

[lovedbythesun]

The conversation was starting to get away from him. “What are you talking about?”  “You’re a smart man,” she said, raising her eyebrows, “I’m sure you can figure it out. Just next time he’s here, try and be a bit braver.” 

Merry Crimble, @inspiteallthedanger from your Secret Santa!  I hope this does your exceptional story Going Nowhere justice. 

And thank you to everyone at @beatleskinkmeme for organizing this event!

[beatleskinkmeme]

Beatles Kink Meme Secret Santa 2022 Master Post

What a great week of gifts it's been! Thank you to all who participated and made this first Secret Santa so successful! There are still a few more gifts which should be coming in the next week. But for now we'll be back to your regularly scheduled kink meme!

Fics

In Bed by @brummelliana for @heartsinthebasement

The Dive by @scurator for @brummelliana

Leads Me To Your Door by @bluewater9 for @merseydreams

Get a job, cop! by @javelinbk for @lovedbythesun

Suffer fools gladly by @aquarianshift for @javelinbk

Hand of fate by @surrealisticduvet for @blondecasino

Was I So Unwise by @notgrungybitchin for @theoldmixer

Lucky You by @crumblingcookies for @scurator

the late, great, johnny ace by @two-gurus-in-drag for @dumbcloud

Go Where You’re Going To by @heartsinthebasement for @surrealisticduvet

wouldn’t it be nice? by @pauls1967moustache for @mydaroga

We’ve Got Each Other, Haven’t We? by @mydaroga for @bluewater9

Heard the news today (Oh boy) by @inspiteallthedanger for @crumblingcookies

The Drainies by @merseydreams for @muzaktomyears

Mourning Moon by @with-eyes-closed for @ahumoroussuggestion

The Spirit of Compromise by @scurator for @pauls1967moustache

Art, vids and gif sets

John’s MBE by @blondecasino for @two-gurus-in-drag

Four very cold lads by @adriansfrombrooklyn for @meimeimoimoiart

Merry Christmas with the Beatles by @meimeimoimoiart for @bug-boys

Going Nowhere by @lovedbythesun for @inspiteallthedanger

(Just Like) Starting Over by @theoldmixer for @aquarianshift

Lennon/McCartney by @butinhopeibreathe for @adriansfrombrooklyn

Paul is ill and John becomes concerned by @dumbcloud for @notgrungybitchin

Paul and George’s 1959 hitchhiking adventure by @ahumoroussuggestion for @with-eyes-closed

"We were just a band who made it very, very big - that’s all” by @javelinbk for @butinhopeibreathe

[javelinbk]

“We were just a band who made it very, very big - that’s all” -- John Lennon

Merry (belated) Christmas, @butinhopeibreathe! Here is your @beatleskinkmeme Secret Santa gift. Sorry for the delay, we had some technical issues.

[theoldmixer]

Happy Crimble @aquarianshift !

You mentioned other songs about the passage of time and missed love and this one popped in my head. I just knew I had to make a video for this song to show who it's truly about!

I'm so glad you are a part of this fandom and have enjoyed chatting with you this year.

Happy Holidays and I hope you enjoy!

[meimeimoimoiart]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

A req from @bug-boys

I loved how you want George to be centered so I turned George into a Christmas tree (he looks gorgeous haha).

And I made an extra too :3

Hope you like it and I wish you a merry, wonderful Christmas time <3

[aquarianshift]

Merry Christmas @javelinbk !

Words: 14145

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: The Beatles (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Lennon/Paul McCartney, Jane Asher/Paul McCartney (mentioned), John Lennon/Yoko Ono (mentioned) Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison, Trevor Peacock, Martha | Paul McCartney's Dog, Mal Evans, George Martin, Jane Asher Additional Tags: Drug Use, Smoking, LSD, Period-Typical Homophobia, First Time, Animal Abuse, something happened in India, Pining, denial ain't just a river in egypt, oblivious Paul, Sexual Tension, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Four Times +One Time Summary:

Four times they almost kissed, and one time they did, from Beatlemania to the breakup.

Many happy returns & thanks to @theoldmixer and @dumbcloud for keeping the @beatleskinkmeme​ running like a “ship” (ha-ha-ha)!

[heartsinthebasement]

Hello @surrealisticduvet - this is your @beatleskinkmeme secret santa! I wrote John/George sharing an occult ritual, and it gets erotic.

I did try to keep it light but there was some crying about dead parents. I'M SORRY. There's also a lot of cuddling so I hope that makes up for that. I do hope you enjoy it!

[mydaroga]

Title: We’ve Got Each Other, Haven’t We? Pairing: John and Paul, John/Paul if you like Rating: G Summary: While waiting to go on for their first Christmas show, Paul worries about the future, about what's changed, and about whether he should have bought John a present. @beatleskinkmeme Secret Santa 2022 gift for @bluewater9. Happy Holidays!

[javelinbk]

The Drainies is my @beatleskinkmeme Secret Santa gift fic for the incredible @muzaktomyears

Muzak, I'm so honored and nervous to write for you! I picked this prompt from the list of prompts you sent:

John bullies Paul into wearing tight drainies and the result awakens something in both of them (Can also include some John vs Jim stuff since Jim didn’t approve of Paul wearing tight clothes).

Happy New Year!

And a big thank you to @theoldmixer and @dumbcloud for all of your work organizing this gift exchange!

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 2.25

Holidays

Big Bang Theory Day

Choiseul Province Day (Solomon Islands)

Colt Revolver Day

Commedia dell’Arte Day

Coronado Day (Mexico)

Cuddle Day

Dag van de Revolutie (Day of Liberation and Innovation; Suriname)

Dance of the Secret Places

Deinonychus Day

DNA Discovery Day

Februaristaking (Netherlands)

George Harrison Day

Gray Day (Scotland)

High Five Day

Imam Ali Day (Iran)

International Cochlear Implant Day

Ireland Reads Day (Ireland)

Meher Baba Day

Memorial Day for the Victims of the Communist Dictatorships (Hungary)

National Billy Day

National Day (Kuwait)

National Don't Utter a Word Day

National Jessica Day

National Kathy Day

National Nicholas Day

Peace Memorial Holiday (Taiwan)

People Power Day (Anniversary of EDSA Revolution; Philippines)

Pistol Patent Day

Revolution Day (Suriname)

Russian Warship GFY Day

Quiet Day

Sister Wendy Day

Soviet Occupation Day (Georgia)

Time of the Old Woman begins (until March 4)

Tristan da Cunha (a.k.a. Queen’s Day, Saint Helena)

World Bookmark Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Chocolate-Covered Peanuts Day

Let's All Eat Right Day

National Chocolate-Covered Nuts Day

National Clam Chowder Day

Tastykake Day

4th & Last Saturday in February

Clam Chowder Cook-Off (Santa Cruz, CA) [Last Saturday & Sunday]

International Sword Swallowers Day [Last Saturday]

International Tongue Twister Contest Day [Last Saturday]

National Day of Terere (Paraguay) [Last Saturday]

National Library Open Day (UK) [Last Saturday]

National Pretty Brown Girl Day [4th Saturday]

National TRiO Day [4th Saturday]

Open That Bottle Night [Last Saturday]

Independence Days

Kuwait (from UK, 1961)

Pigeon Island (Declared; 2022) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Æthelberht of Kent (1st Christian Anglo-Saxon King) [current date]

Burke Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Caesarius, Physician of Constantinople (Christian; Saint)

Ciriaco María Sancha y Hervás (Positivist; Blessed)

Day of Mut (Mother Goddess; Ancient Egypt)

Feast of the Blessed Regina Marriam of Vattalil (India)

Feast of the Stinky Butts

Festival of Ptah (Ancient Egypt)

Gerland of Agrigento (Christian; Saint)

Hare Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Hermie (Muppetism)

John Roberts, writer and missionary (Christian; Saint)

Kitano Baika-sai (Plum Blossom Festival; Kyoto, Japan; Shinto)

Maria Adeodata Pisani (Positivist; Blessed)

Media Hiems (Pagan)

Octopus Enjoyment Day (Pastafarian)

Saturday of Souls, Second (Eastern Orthodox) [57 Days before Easter]

Tarasius, Patriarch of Constantinople (Christian; Saint)

Victornius and six companions (Christian; Martyrs)

Virgil (Positivist; Saint)

Walpurga (Christian; Saint; she was canonised on 5.1 c. 870 and Walpurgis Night is celebrated 4.30) [Crops]

Wendy Beckett (Christian; Sister) [Art]

Wenchang Wang Day (Chinese God of Literature)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Fortunate Day (Pagan) [9 of 53]

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Belle Epoque (Film; 1994)

Boat Builders (Disney Cartoon; 1938)

The Bourne Ultimatum, by Robert Ludlum (Novel; 1990)

The Carnival of the Animals, by Camille Saint-Saëns (Musical Suite; 1922)

Henry IV, Part 1, by William Shakespeare (Play; 1598)

The Lady Eve (Film; 1941)

Little Earthquakes, by Tori Amos (Album; 1992)

Modern Times (Film; 1936)

Ooooooohhh… On the TLC Tip, by TLC (Album; 1992)

The Passion of the Christ (Film; 2004)

Please Please Me, by The Beatles (US Song; 1963)

Reindeer Games (Film; 2000)

Rubber Duckie, sung by Ernie (Song; 1970)

Slap Shot (Film; 1977)

Songs from the Big Chair, by Tears for Fears (Album; 1985)

Ten Summoner’s Tales, by Sting (Album; 1993)

That’ll Be the Day, recorded by Buddy Holly (Song; 1957)

Yes Minister (UK TV Series; 1980)

Your Show of Shows (TV Series; 1950)

Today’s Name Days

Walburga (Austria)

Berislav, Hrvoje, Nestorije (Croatia)

Liliana (Czech Republic)

Victorinus (Denmark)

Tormi, Tuule, Tuuli, Tuulike (Estonia)

Tuija, Tuire, Vanessa (Finland)

Roméo (France)

Edeltraud, Walburga (Germany)

Riginos, Tarasios, Tarsi (Greece)

Mátyás (Hungary)

Cesario, Costanza, Vittorino (Italy)

Alma, Grants, Zalga (Latvia)

Margiris, Rasa, Regimantas, Viktoras (Lithuania)

Viktor, Viktoria (Norway)

Bolebor, Cezary, Konstancjusz, Maciej, Małgorzata, Modest, Nicefor (Poland)

Tarasie (Romania)

Frederik (Slovakia)

Donato, Valerio (Spain)

Sigvard, Sivert (Sweden)

Artema, Artemis, Welden, Weldon (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 56 of 2023; 309 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 6 of week 8 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Nuin (Ash) [Day 7 of 28]

Chinese: Month 2 (Yi-Mao), Day 6 (Jia-Yin)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 4 Adar 5783

Islamic: 4 Sha’ban 1444

J Cal: 26 Xin; Fiveday [26 of 30]

Julian: 12 February 2023

Moon: 34%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 28 Homer (2nd Month) [Virgil]

Runic Half Month: Tyr (Cosmic Pillar) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Winter (Day 67 of 90)

Zodiac: Pisces (Day 6 of 29)

[beatleskinkmeme]

err honestly feel like the grinch with this incredibly depressing fic but uhhh secret Santa for @dumbcloud here! https://archiveofourown.org/works/43640397 hope u enjoy!!

[javelinbk]

Merry Christmas!

Yes, I know it’s June. But something about the Secret Santa fic I wrote for @lovedbythesun has been niggling at me for a while… it just seemed like there was more of this story to tell…

Chapter 1 - Get a job, cop!

Paul never would have thought it would take getting arrested to be alone in a room with John again, but here they were.

Chapter 2 - Bloody ‘bout time, too

John and Paul have some unfinished business to attend to

Chapter 3 - And so I quit the police department

Paul tries to move on from recent events, but it’s easier said than done

[mydaroga]

This is so good!! Somehow it's everything I didn't actually say I wanted--ambiguous feelings, things left unsaid, fitting fully within reality as we know it.

Go read!!

Fic: wouldn’t it be nice?

August, 1962.

John gets married. It has nothing to do with Paul, really.

@beatleskinkmeme Secret Santa gift for @mydaroga !

Hope you enjoy!!!!!

(Read on ao3)

[brookston]

Holidays 2.25

Holidays

Big Bang Theory Day

Choiseul Province Day (Solomon Islands)

Colt Revolver Day

Commedia dell’Arte Day

Coronado Day (Mexico)

Cuddle Day

Dag van de Revolutie (Day of Liberation and Innovation; Suriname)

Dance of the Secret Places

Deinonychus Day

DNA Discovery Day

Februaristaking (Netherlands)

George Harrison Day

Gray Day (Scotland)

High Five Day

Imam Ali Day (Iran)

International Cochlear Implant Day

Ireland Reads Day (Ireland)

Meher Baba Day

Memorial Day for the Victims of the Communist Dictatorships (Hungary)

National Billy Day

National Day (Kuwait)

National Don't Utter a Word Day

National Jessica Day

National Kathy Day

National Nicholas Day

Peace Memorial Holiday (Taiwan)

People Power Day (Anniversary of EDSA Revolution; Philippines)

Pistol Patent Day

Revolution Day (Suriname)

Russian Warship GFY Day

Quiet Day

Sister Wendy Day

Soviet Occupation Day (Georgia)

Time of the Old Woman begins (until March 4)

Tristan da Cunha (a.k.a. Queen’s Day, Saint Helena)

World Bookmark Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Chocolate-Covered Peanuts Day

Let's All Eat Right Day

National Chocolate-Covered Nuts Day

National Clam Chowder Day

Tastykake Day

4th & Last Saturday in February

Clam Chowder Cook-Off (Santa Cruz, CA) [Last Saturday & Sunday]

International Sword Swallowers Day [Last Saturday]

International Tongue Twister Contest Day [Last Saturday]

National Day of Terere (Paraguay) [Last Saturday]

National Library Open Day (UK) [Last Saturday]

National Pretty Brown Girl Day [4th Saturday]

National TRiO Day [4th Saturday]

Open That Bottle Night [Last Saturday]

Independence Days

Kuwait (from UK, 1961)

Pigeon Island (Declared; 2022) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Æthelberht of Kent (1st Christian Anglo-Saxon King) [current date]

Burke Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Caesarius, Physician of Constantinople (Christian; Saint)

Ciriaco María Sancha y Hervás (Positivist; Blessed)

Day of Mut (Mother Goddess; Ancient Egypt)

Feast of the Blessed Regina Marriam of Vattalil (India)

Feast of the Stinky Butts

Festival of Ptah (Ancient Egypt)

Gerland of Agrigento (Christian; Saint)

Hare Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Hermie (Muppetism)

John Roberts, writer and missionary (Christian; Saint)

Kitano Baika-sai (Plum Blossom Festival; Kyoto, Japan; Shinto)

Maria Adeodata Pisani (Positivist; Blessed)

Media Hiems (Pagan)

Octopus Enjoyment Day (Pastafarian)

Saturday of Souls, Second (Eastern Orthodox) [57 Days before Easter]

Tarasius, Patriarch of Constantinople (Christian; Saint)

Victornius and six companions (Christian; Martyrs)

Virgil (Positivist; Saint)

Walpurga (Christian; Saint; she was canonised on 5.1 c. 870 and Walpurgis Night is celebrated 4.30) [Crops]

Wendy Beckett (Christian; Sister) [Art]

Wenchang Wang Day (Chinese God of Literature)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Fortunate Day (Pagan) [9 of 53]

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Belle Epoque (Film; 1994)

Boat Builders (Disney Cartoon; 1938)

The Bourne Ultimatum, by Robert Ludlum (Novel; 1990)

The Carnival of the Animals, by Camille Saint-Saëns (Musical Suite; 1922)

Henry IV, Part 1, by William Shakespeare (Play; 1598)

The Lady Eve (Film; 1941)

Little Earthquakes, by Tori Amos (Album; 1992)

Modern Times (Film; 1936)

Ooooooohhh… On the TLC Tip, by TLC (Album; 1992)

The Passion of the Christ (Film; 2004)

Please Please Me, by The Beatles (US Song; 1963)

Reindeer Games (Film; 2000)

Rubber Duckie, sung by Ernie (Song; 1970)

Slap Shot (Film; 1977)

Songs from the Big Chair, by Tears for Fears (Album; 1985)

Ten Summoner’s Tales, by Sting (Album; 1993)

That’ll Be the Day, recorded by Buddy Holly (Song; 1957)

Yes Minister (UK TV Series; 1980)

Your Show of Shows (TV Series; 1950)

Today’s Name Days

Walburga (Austria)

Berislav, Hrvoje, Nestorije (Croatia)

Liliana (Czech Republic)

Victorinus (Denmark)

Tormi, Tuule, Tuuli, Tuulike (Estonia)

Tuija, Tuire, Vanessa (Finland)

Roméo (France)

Edeltraud, Walburga (Germany)

Riginos, Tarasios, Tarsi (Greece)

Mátyás (Hungary)

Cesario, Costanza, Vittorino (Italy)

Alma, Grants, Zalga (Latvia)

Margiris, Rasa, Regimantas, Viktoras (Lithuania)

Viktor, Viktoria (Norway)

Bolebor, Cezary, Konstancjusz, Maciej, Małgorzata, Modest, Nicefor (Poland)

Tarasie (Romania)

Frederik (Slovakia)

Donato, Valerio (Spain)

Sigvard, Sivert (Sweden)

Artema, Artemis, Welden, Weldon (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 56 of 2023; 309 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 6 of week 8 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Nuin (Ash) [Day 7 of 28]

Chinese: Month 2 (Yi-Mao), Day 6 (Jia-Yin)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 4 Adar 5783

Islamic: 4 Sha’ban 1444

J Cal: 26 Xin; Fiveday [26 of 30]

Julian: 12 February 2023

Moon: 34%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 28 Homer (2nd Month) [Virgil]

Runic Half Month: Tyr (Cosmic Pillar) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Winter (Day 67 of 90)

Zodiac: Pisces (Day 6 of 29)

[surrealisticduvet]

christmas? I don't know her. I know only the very happy Beatles Secret Santa exchange season!

my gift for @blondecasino ! you know how people sometimes wrap presents to look like very different things? here's me handing off two of the greatest rock musicians but you unwrap them and one is actually just a bratty pillow princess. cheers!

@beatleskinkmeme thank you for organizing this event!!

[beatleskinkmeme]

Secret Santa gift for @heartsinthebasement

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Beatles (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Lennon/Paul McCartney Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney Additional Tags: Age Difference, Time Travel, Praise Kink, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Reconciliation, Hotels Summary:

The year is 1989. A friend from 1964 comes to visit.

For @heartsinthebasement! @beatleskinkmeme secret santa. I hope you like it!