#bearded assassin

[brbarou]

he loves me, he says! and i love him!!

[frostytherobot]

literally one of the episodes of all time

[mohntilyet]

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[generic-lab-assistant]

It’s his day today

[mariajamel]

Fitz with his Farrow merchant haircut from Assassin’s Quest

[quixoticprince]

King Arthur and Shura 

Thank you to those interested in my little row boat - Have some more 😳

[methulusyllasluth]

"If you ask Nassir what his job is, the answer would never be the same. Once a pirate, once a mercenary, once a smuggler... But in fact, he was a royal guard. Was... Dismissed from his duties for reasons only he knows, his goal is known only to him."

[especiallyhaytham]

I have no interesting thoughts to post right now so I'm just here to tell you that Basim has shaved armpits.

It's not even that they half-assed his pits because you never see them, there IS stubble. Maybe some dirt. But no hair. That's all I have to say.

[aluminia]

Me playing AC: Syndicate: Who is this guy with the beard, Darwin? Lol

And then it actually turns out to be Darwin

[benvoliotheorphan]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve read a comic where Peter and Logan spend years living together with a woman who was introduced in that comic for the express purpose of being Peter’s love interest, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice right?

[teecupangel]

I watched AC Brotherhood with beard mod on Desmond. I'll tell you now, Desmond in a beard looks so sexy. He could have used it as a disguise since he's clean shaven in the wanted poster. I bet the team (Shaun, Rebecca and Lucy) got distracted by him when he's doing mundane tasks like reading the Animus data base. If he had cabin fever and went out to get food for the team, people would stop and stare at him.

The mod in question (I think)

(That is the look of "I'm so done with all of these.")

You know who he looks like, princess?

The only difference between Desmond's and Ezio's in-game model in Brotherhood is the beard and hair. Ubisoft at it's finest XD

(short musing/fic below - it's a bit angsty though, sorry)

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That Auditore gene is what makes Desmond look so sexy with a beard.

Actually, it would make more sense if he did grow a beard while on the run from Abstergo.

Maybe he even tries to, at first. He definitely enjoyed the appreciative glances Rebecca, Shaun, and Lucy would give him as his beard continues to grow.

It was scratchy as hell but Desmond could deal with that.

But then the Bleeding Effect starts to become more invasive.

Sometimes, he would look at his reflection and Altaïr’s face would be staring back at him for a second before he could even see his own face.

Desmond could ignore it. It rarely happens, after all, and there was nothing frightening in Altaïr’s reflection. He just looks at Desmond with that stoic expression of his.

Desmond didn’t mind.

Then…

Ezio started appearing in his reflections too.

The more memories he relived as Ezio, the more times he saw Ezio’s reflection.

They always stayed for just a second or two.

Desmond could deal with that.

Until they were chased out of Rome, and they started hiding in the Sanctuary.

He continued to relive more and more of Ezio’s memories.

Then one day, Ezio’s reflection didn’t disappear after a second.

It was still there even after a minute has passed.

Desmond’s heart began to beat too fast, his breathing became too shallow…

And Ezio’s reflection changed to a panicked expression Desmond had never seen before.

That’s when Desmond realized…

He wasn’t staring at Ezio’s reflection at all.

He had been staring at his own reflection this entire time.

That very same day, he finally shaved the beard he had been maintaining since they started staying underneath Villa Auditore.

He ignored the confused and disappointed looks thrown his way.

He focused on his reflection.

On his clean-shaved face.

And relaxed.

As this was the face of Desmond Miles.

… Not Ezio Auditore.

This was him.

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Video reference:

[falsenote]

literally at a conference right now that is held in huge conference halls. my footprints on the moon moment!! also the alienation and living under surveillance bits. oh well

[ydbugs]

american assassin steve request from patreon!

steve with a beard is doing something to me.

[vorakh]

is it me or that one man in the assassin's creed shadows trailer looks suspiciously like toshirō mifune? and not just whatever toshirō mifune but him in his red beard era?

evidence under cut:

[men-men-everywhere]

Casey Affleck

[capitaobarba79]

3 doodles of my half orc, rogue/assassin in a DnD 3.5 Ravenloft campaign. He's called Gorky.

He's deadly, fierce, traumatized, sad... (but the druidess keep saying he's a cinnamon roll).

In the 3rd pic he's confused cause some kid put a daisy chain crown on his head, thanking him for slaying the monsters that were plaguing the village. He's not used to displays of affection, poor thing.

(Btw in the last session, he entered Ravenloft Castle to defeat the nefarious Lord Strahd, and he was still wearing the crown)