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this scene gnaws at my brain and it's not even real

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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The Third Saint to Serve the King Undying and his cavalier Pyrrha Dve

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Marcus is a handsome boy and oh so ✨shimmery✨

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maybe we’re looking at the same moon at the same time tonight

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imagine being a robot and hearing the daneel ringtone and thinking oh god what now

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"i saw my lifetime as a line, and then as a plane, and then i wrapped that plane around me like a blanket, and it was a shape i could manipulate. and i recognized i'd been pulling parts of my life toward myself."

or gaal ripling through time. watch foundation

on twitter

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Of all the stories my mother used to tell me at bedtime, the black hole frightened me the most.

It wasn't the darkness that scared me. I was comfortable in darkness. It was the idea of an event horizon.

Venture into that horizon and the gravitational pull prevents you from turning back.

Escape becomes impossible.

Foundation | s1, s2, s3

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2007: old navy is having a sale on jeans so everyone should come on down to the old navy..

2016: #MyJeans keep me connected with the community while I do Activism. Identity

2025: these jeans were given to me by adolf hitlerrrr

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finding an error in someone else's fic: awe. we are all human - this is totally understandable and doesn't bother me whatsoever. it is almost endearing to know that others are not perfect, and in their excitement to share, they made a small mistake.

finding an error in your own fic: a merciful death is too kind for me. i deserve to be burnt on a pyre or publicly executed at dawn

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It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.