#beafraidofjesus

[shiftythrifting]

So many questions, no answers

[paperplanechemtrails]

Tag Game

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs. @sarahstreep7 tagged me, and so I must answer 

1. Basin Street Blues - Julie London

2. Until You Come Back to Me - Aretha Franklin

3. Automobile - KALEO

4. I Bet It Stung - Tegan and Sara

5. The Night My Piano Upped and Died - Johnny Flynn

6. Back in My Body - Maggie Rodgers

7. Witchcraft - Frank Sinatra

8. Cathedral - Jade Bird

9. J’ai Deux Amours - Madeleine Peyroux

10. MerryGoRound - Fitz and The Tantrums 

I tag @kayleefabulous @novellaqueen @queen-mcnamara @beafraidofjesus @felixphoenixx @moonbeamsatmidnight @blasphemousblob324

[frothyfrothy-loins]

Rules- tag 15 followers you’d like to get to know. I was tagged by @rough–edges, ty love ❤️🤗

Nicknames: Jess, Sica, Chuck, Shealy, Sheals

Gender: Female

Star sign: Cancer ♋️🦀

Height: 5′8”

Sexuality: bisexual

Hogwarts house: hufflepuff

Favourite animal: birds

Average hours sleeping: 7 most nights but I need more than that

Dogs or cats: both? I love my two cats and pupper more than life

Number of blankets I sleep with: one comforter

Dream trip: Japan during the cherry blossom festival in Kyoto

Dream job: if I could get paid for doing absolutely nothing that would be real cool also nat geo photographer

When I made his account: made it in like 2009

Number of followers: I don’t know I don’t really look. I mostly pay attention to who likes my stuff and talks to me/replies to my posts

I tag @windandwine @leddzephyr @anti-laser @beanbagsaregreat @endreal @justintaco @just-sadboy-things @gogret @mevrim @bikiniwaxingpoetic @myselfoverme @circlesandwaves @moistwithgender @glikegerardo @gymnasiumexcess @beafraidofjesus @robotic-weasel @vivialopod @invisiblearray @mylittleapricot

[jakegyllenhaalelujah]

@ironpour had the audacity to tag me in a post about listing 10 songs i’ve been listening to latey. i’m gonna try to limit it to one artist. the post adds insult to injury by demanding i tag 10 others myself.

Tove Lo - Love Ballad

Danny L Harle - Happy All the Time

Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You

Sleigh Bells - Unlimited Dark Paths

Lorde - Hard Feelings/Loveless

Fleetwood Mac - You Make Loving Fun

Yasutaka Nakata - Crazy Crazy (ft. Charli XCX and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu)

Perfume Genius - No Tear

Hannah Diamond - Make Believe

“it’s a good day to have a good day”

tagging @duzk @pineapplejarritos @mohlhean @xxbonglord420xx @kreationrecords @amandine-insensible @aquatongue @singlemix @beafraidofjesus @seizeashark

[askinnyblackman]

@beafraidofjesus till 8pm monday

[jakegyllenhaalelujah]

@beafraidofjesus reblogthefrog

Reblog the Frog.

[jpegging]

@beafraidofjesus Wrong I'm on beer 3

[zonecassette]

beafraidofjesus replied to your photo: I’m a bit of a dumbass, so help me out here when...

RMA stands for Return Merchandise Authorization. Just write RMA# (and the number) on outside on top of box!

thank you!!!!!!!

[frothyfrothy-loins]

@endreal that’s..... wow. I mean I thought the lady here coming onto the music segment and singing the phone number over and over was bad....that’s super cringey @beafraidofjesus yeahhh I absolutely feel you there. I listen in to WABE for the music segment where Lois Reitzes talks to less known artists and Lois is the reason classical music is still played here so that’s cool to me, but I can’t listen beyond that. Tom Ashbrook’s “The Point” makes my eyeballs twitch. I absolutely do not donate for that reason as well. Blehhhhhh

[askinnyblackman]

beafraidofjesus replied to your post “one of my friends informed me that grapes are $0.98/lb at food lion so...”

Like cherries, do you get the shits if you eat too many?

yes but it’s worth it

i love me some grapes

[legallyblindobservations]

beafraidofjesus replied to your post “Tomorrow!”

GOOD LUCK FRIEND

Thanks friendddd

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

Happy birthday my man. Sending you positive vibes from afar~

Thank you so much pal!

[muffystopheles]

♣️

(cont’d : WAIT I FORGOT TO PUT WORDS sorry)YOU’RE ADORABLE. Also, pewter.

[askinnyblackman]

11, 20, 25, 60/61??

11:Leafeon or Glaceon?

glaceon in every way

20:Omanyte or Kabuto?

LORD HELIX

25:Psyduck or Ducklett?

PSY PSY

60:Shaymin land form of Shaymin sky form?

sky form

61:Moltres, Zapdos, or Articuno?

zapdos

[bestnatesmithever]

Are you ever afraid to post jokes on the internet in fear of them stealing it? Also, in posting jokes on the internet, what are your thoughts on telling them on stage? I feel like people will think I stole them??? So conflicted.

Well, I mostly perform improv so I don’t tell a lot of jokes on stage and every funny thing I do is gone in an instant only to be replaced by the next funny thing.

I don’t really care if my jokes get stolen. It’s the Internet and people behave poorly here, so that’s a risk you have to take. 

Rob Delaney has a really great perspective on having jokes stolen which I found in this article

“I had the good fortune some years ago to have a joke stolen from me and performed on TV by a comic I knew. At first I was upset, but then I realized that, poor etiquette aside, the guy was funny and he would’ve been on TV with or without my joke. I also realized that if I couldn’t immediately write several more jokes to replace it, then I wasn’t funny, and I had no business calling myself a comedian. So I forced myself to make a mental adjustment and decide that the guy had done me a giant favor. And he had. I became much less precious about material. Of course I’d be “proud” of a good joke, but I knew to thicken my skin and just produce. My silent motto when I began to encounter joke theft on Twitter was “Go ahead and take ‘em, motherfucker. Here come five more.” My goal as a comedian became to be a Delta Force Operator of humor that you could throw in an empty room with nothing and I could make something funny and kill people with it. This remains my goal.”

I’ve adopted this mentality. 

And as far as performing jokes on stage that I originally posted on the Internet, I wouldn’t be afraid that people would think I stole them. First of all, there is still a very large divide between people who go to live comedy shows, and people who use the Internet heavily enough to recognize a joke originally posted on Tumblr. Second of all, I didn’t steal them.

That being said, I don’t think a lot of the jokes and content I’ve created for Tumblr/Internet would translate well to a stand up comedy routine. So I’m not sure I would even try it.

If I were you, I’d follow Rob Delaney’s lead and treat your jokes as disposable. Just crank out as many as you can and get them in front of as many audience members (online and onstage) as you can. 

[legallyblindobservations]

Because you said you were legally blind and I know I was going to be soon so I wanted to know what it would be like, but the only thing that's happened is your face and just fucking bs. :))))))))

Hahahaha. Accurate all around