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Grandpa Naked Outside
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Majestics/Euro Team Headcanons based only on my stereotype knowledge of Europe
Robert/Ralf:
We don’t talk about where his wealth came from. We just don’t. You will be banished to the death dungeon in the basement. We also don’t talk about where the death dungeon came from. Or grandpa. We don’t talk about grandpa.
Low key a lot of fun when drunk but very picky about beer. Will only drink what he deems to be ‘good’ beer. Gets wasted during Oktoberfest then blackmails his teammates to not post pictures. Does not always work, please don’t google him.
Law abiding. The absolute most unrealistic part of G Rev is the idea of a German not immediately telling officials that a team is cheating. No way. This guy would be up in arms if he saw one of them so much as throwing the recycling in the wrong bin, which should be a crime.
Enrique/Giancarlo:
Diet consists almost exclusively of carbs. Worships olive oil almost as much as the Catholic Church. Absolutely does NOT practice what he preaches and is normally speaking to at least four women at one time. He keeps their names and identifying information in a notebook so he doesn’t get them mixed up. Thinks he has way more sex appeal than he actually does. Not a real blond.
Talks like Mario and cannot communicate if his hands are not in motion. Originally used ‘Mamma Mia’ ironically but now can’t stop. Instead of yelling when mad he just starts praying out loud in very angry Italian, teammates are past the point of questioning this.
Only wears speedos to the beach and constantly makes that everyone else’s problem. Will absolutely tan nude, though. Claims he doesn’t need sun screen because he doesn’t burn, he just tans. Told constantly that going to the beach is not the same as bathing, pretends his hygiene is worse than it actually is because he doesn’t wanna admit that he just sweats a lot. Must reapply deodorant every three hours at minimum.
Oliver/Olivier:
Chain smoker, gives his team no choice other than to deal with it. They tried making him quit once and they all decided that having him stink up the tour bus was better than dealing with Oliver going through withdrawal. He is the reason they drink but at least he has good wine. Fights with Enrique over what country ‘good wine’ comes from.
Speaks English fluently but refuses to use it when with the Americans, that’s if he acknowledges them at all. Makes snarky side comments and acts like he’s just ‘being honest’. Kid just doesn’t fucking stop, only Frenchman in the world to do the OPPOSITE of surrendering, but they still joke that his scarf is just an emergency white flag.
Brags about culinary skills, artistic skills and language skills but cannot pronounce the letter R to save his life. Sometimes says ‘Ooh la la’ but not the way one would expect. Less likely to be used in excitement and more likely to be used because Johnny left his dirty dishes in the sink.
Johnny:
Huge pet peeve of being called Johnathan. John comes from the Bible and isn’t short for anything, it’s just John ya fucks. Also won’t tolerate anyone making fun of his kilt ITS NOT A FUCKING SKIRT, ENRIQUE!
Loves battered haggis. Actually, loves anything battered. Battered and dropped in the deep fat fryer. Teammates absolutely refuse to eat anything this kid cooks or allow him to store anything in the fridge, which is saying a lot because that’s where Oliver keeps the deep fried frog legs and snails. Hisses and runs away at the idea of fruits or vegetables.
It took his team about a year to realize he was speaking English, they still can’t understand a word he says but they pretend they can. Extremely short tempered, especially when mistaken for a Brit. Will absolutely fuck your shit up if you call him British, will feel none of your attacks because he’s too drunk. Team has no idea what his personality is like sober.
#beyblade#majestics#euro team#robert jurgens#enrique tornatore#oliver polanger#johnny mcgregor#we don’t talk about opa nein nein nein
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Holidays 10.7
Holidays
Agriculture Day (Tajikistan)
Air Force Day (India)
Alvin C. York Day
American Touch Tag Day
Arbor Day (Guam; Namibia)
Back to Basics Day
Battle of Angamos Day (Peru)
Children’s Day (Iran)
Cold Dew (Chinese Farmer’s Calendar)
Colorism Awareness Day
Commonwealth Culture Day (Northern Mariana Islands)
Cosmopolite's Day
Day of the Heroic Guerrilla (Cuba)
Discoverer’s Day (Hawaii)
Father’s Day (Sweden)
International Birth Registration Day
International Earth Cache Day
International Lesbian Day
International Octopus Day
International Off-Road Day
International Percy Jackson Day
International Podiatry Day
Lawyer Day (Ukraine)
Lovable Lawyers Day
National Arab American Voter Day
National Day of Prayer for Mental Illness Recovery and Understanding
National Day of the Cowboy Boot
National Education Day (Kiribati)
National Harbormaster Appreciation Day
National Hero Day
National Hydrogen and Fuel Cell Day
National Justin Day
National Lance Day
National Mall Walking Day
National Read to a Child Day
National Shea Day
National Traveller Mental Health Day (Ireland)
Navy Day (Peru)
Nude Beach Party Day (Baker Beach, California)
Pumpkin Day (French Republic)
Rory Gilmore Day (Gilmore Girls)
San Ernesto Day
Semana Morazánica (Honduras)
Tacksägelsdagen (Thanksgiving; Sweden)
Tafea Day (Vanuatu)
Tank Crewman’s Day )Armenia)
Tube Top Day
Virgin Islands/Puerto Rico Friendship Day
World Circular Textiles Day
World Dyslexia Day
World MCT8-AHDS Day
World Octopus Day
World Sight Day
World Teachers’ Day (Kiribati)
Food & Drink Celebrations
Birthday of the Microbrewery
National Fluffernutter Day
National Pierogi Day
National Salmon Day
Independence & Related Days
Croatia (from Yugoslavia, 1991)
Stardom of Bimba (Declared; 2022) [unrecognized]
2nd Tuesday in October
Ada Lovelace Day [2nd Tuesday]
Arbor Day (Guam) [2nd Tuesday]
Headspace Day (Australia) [2nd Tuesday]
International Face Your Fears Day [2nd Tuesday]
National Peyronie’s Disease Awareness Day [2nd Tuesday]
Own Business Day [2nd Tuesday]
Table Tennis Tuesday [2nd Tuesday of Each Month]
Taco Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
Target Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
Tater Tot Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
Tomato Tuesday [2nd Tuesday of Each Month]
Trivia Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
Two For Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
World Child Development Day [2nd Tuesday]
Weekly Holidays beginning October 8 (1st Full Week of October)
Cephalopod Awareness Days (thru 10.12)
Festivals Beginning October 8, 2024
Bradford Pumpkin Show - Bradford, Ohio) [thru 10.12]
Floresville Peanut Festival (Floresville, Texas) [thru 10.12
Screamfest Horror Film Festival (Los Angeles, California) [thru 10.17]
Feast Days
Aequinoctium Autumnale IV (Pagan)
Albertus Magnus (Positivist; Saint)
Bearing of Green Branches (Ancient Athens)
Bridget of Sweden (Christian; Saint)
Cornelis Troost (Artology)
Demetrius (Christian; Saint)
Evodus (a.k.a. Yves; (Christian; Saint)
Faith Ringgold (Artology)
Festival of High Places (a.k.a. Chung Yeung Day; China; Everyday Wicca)
Frank Herbert (Writerism)
Grandpa Mullally (Muppetism)
Hans Heysen (Artology)
John D. Batten (Artology)
Kari Korhonen (Artology)
Keyne (Celtic; Christian; Saint)
Leaf Lore Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Max Slevogt (Artology)
Ozias Leduc (Artology)
Palatias and Laurentia (Christian; Saint)
Pelagia the Penitant (Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic Churches)
Reparata (Christian; Saint)
Richard Sharpe Shaver (Artology)
San Ernesto, Che Guevara as a folk saint (Bolivian campesinos)
Sawney Beane Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Simeon (Gospel of Luke; Christian; Saint)
Tell Massive Lies Day (Pastafarian)
Thaïs (Christian; Saint)
William Dwight Porter Bliss and Richard T. Ely (Episcopal Church)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Prime Number Day: 281 [60 of 72]
Tomobiki (友引 Japan) [Good luck all day, except at noon.]
Premieres
The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet (Radio Series; 1944)
Badmotorfinger, by Soundgarden (Album; 1991)
The Big Dipper, Parts 3 & 4 (Underdog Cartoon, S3, Eps. 7 & 8; 1966)
Claus and Effect or Yule Be Sorry (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 220; 1963)
The Color of Money (Film; 1986)
Demolition Man (Film; 1993)
Ed (TV Series; 2000)
Flying Tigers (Film; 1942)
Friday Night Lights (Film; 2004)
Great Balls of Fire, recorded by Jerry Lee Lewis (Song; 1957)
Hopalong Casualty (WB LT Cartoon; 1960)
I Know What You Did Last Summer, by Lois Duncan (Novel; 1973)
Imagine, by John Lennon (Song; 1971)
It’s Kind of a Funny Story (Film; 2010)
Les Misérables (Musical Play in English; 1985)
Life for Sale, by Yukio Mishima (Novel; 1968)
Little Pancho Vanilla (WB MM Cartoon; 1938)
Muppet’s Haunted Mansion (Film; 2021)
A Murder of Quality, by John le Carré (Novel; 1962)
My Favorite Year (Film; 1982)
No Time to Die (US Film; 2021) [James Bond #27]
Nowhere Boy (Film; 2010)
Nursery Crimes (Phantasies Cartoon; 1943)
Playful Pelican (Andy Panda Cartoon; 1948)
The Princess Bride, by William Goldman (Novel; 1973)
Remain in Light, by Talking Heads (Album; 1980)
Romeo and Juliet (Film; 1968)
Rumble Fish (Film; 1983)
The Second Hundred Years (Short Film; 1927) [1st Laurel & Hardy Film]
Secretariat (Film; 2010)
Snowbank Squirrel or Bullwinkle Gets the Drift (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 219; 1963)
Song of the South (Animated Disney Film; 1980)
Spartacus (Film; 1960)
Stage Door (Film; 1937)
Too Many Girls (Film; 1940)
Unseen Academicals, by Terry Pratchet (Novel; 2009) [Discworld #37]
The Waves, by Virginia Woolf (Novel; 1931)
World End’s Harem (Anime Series; 2021)
Today’s Name Days
Simeon (Austria)
Demetrije, Hugo, Pelagija, Šimun, Zvonimir (Croatia)
Věra (Czech Republic)
Ingeborg (Denmark)
Hilja, Hilje, Hilju (Estonia)
Hilja (Finland)
Pélagie, Thaïs (France)
Gerda, Günther, Hannah, Laura (Germany)
Pelagia (Greece)
Koppány (Hungary)
Pelagia (Italy)
Aina, Anastasija, Aneta, Anita (Latvia)
Brigita, Daugas, Demetra, Gaivilė (Lithuania)
Benedikte, Bente (Norway)
Artemon, Bryda, Brygida, Demetriusz, Laurencja, Marcin, Pelagia, Pelagiusz, Symeon, Wojsława (Poland)
Brigita (Slovakia)
Hugo, Thais (Spain)
Nils (Sweden)
Demetria, Demetrio, Demetrius, Demi, Dimitri, Stewart, Stuart (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 282 of 2024; 84 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 2 of Week 41 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Gort (Ivy) [Day 10 of 28]
Chinese: Month 9 (Jia-Xu), Day 6 (Yi-Si)
Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]
Hebrew: 6 Tishri 5785
Islamic: 4 Rabi II 1446
J Cal: 12 Orange; Fryday [12 of 30]
Julian: 25 September 2024
Moon: 29%: Waxing Crescent
Positivist: 2 Descartes (11th Month) [Raymund Lully / Roger Bacon]
Runic Half Month: Gyfu (Gift) [Day 2 of 15]
Season: Autumn or Fall (Day 17 of 90)
Week: 1st Full Week of October
Zodiac: Libra (Day 16 of 30)
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Holidays 10.8
Holidays
Agriculture Day (Tajikistan)
Air Force Day (India)
Alvin C. York Day
American Touch Tag Day
Arbor Day (Guam; Namibia)
Back to Basics Day
Battle of Angamos Day (Peru)
Children’s Day (Iran)
Cold Dew (Chinese Farmer’s Calendar)
Colorism Awareness Day
Commonwealth Culture Day (Northern Mariana Islands)
Cosmopolite's Day
Day of the Heroic Guerrilla (Cuba)
Discoverer’s Day (Hawaii)
Father’s Day (Sweden)
International Birth Registration Day
International Earth Cache Day
International Lesbian Day
International Octopus Day
International Off-Road Day
International Percy Jackson Day
International Podiatry Day
Lawyer Day (Ukraine)
Lovable Lawyers Day
National Arab American Voter Day
National Day of Prayer for Mental Illness Recovery and Understanding
National Day of the Cowboy Boot
National Education Day (Kiribati)
National Harbormaster Appreciation Day
National Hero Day
National Hydrogen and Fuel Cell Day
National Justin Day
National Lance Day
National Mall Walking Day
National Read to a Child Day
National Shea Day
National Traveller Mental Health Day (Ireland)
Navy Day (Peru)
Nude Beach Party Day (Baker Beach, California)
Pumpkin Day (French Republic)
Rory Gilmore Day (Gilmore Girls)
San Ernesto Day
Semana Morazánica (Honduras)
Tacksägelsdagen (Thanksgiving; Sweden)
Tafea Day (Vanuatu)
Tank Crewman’s Day )Armenia)
Tube Top Day
Virgin Islands/Puerto Rico Friendship Day
World Circular Textiles Day
World Dyslexia Day
World MCT8-AHDS Day
World Octopus Day
World Sight Day
World Teachers’ Day (Kiribati)
Food & Drink Celebrations
Birthday of the Microbrewery
National Fluffernutter Day
National Pierogi Day
National Salmon Day
Independence & Related Days
Croatia (from Yugoslavia, 1991)
Stardom of Bimba (Declared; 2022) [unrecognized]
2nd Tuesday in October
Ada Lovelace Day [2nd Tuesday]
Arbor Day (Guam) [2nd Tuesday]
Headspace Day (Australia) [2nd Tuesday]
International Face Your Fears Day [2nd Tuesday]
National Peyronie’s Disease Awareness Day [2nd Tuesday]
Own Business Day [2nd Tuesday]
Table Tennis Tuesday [2nd Tuesday of Each Month]
Taco Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
Target Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
Tater Tot Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
Tomato Tuesday [2nd Tuesday of Each Month]
Trivia Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
Two For Tuesday [Every Tuesday]
World Child Development Day [2nd Tuesday]
Weekly Holidays beginning October 8 (1st Full Week of October)
Cephalopod Awareness Days (thru 10.12)
Festivals Beginning October 8, 2024
Bradford Pumpkin Show - Bradford, Ohio) [thru 10.12]
Floresville Peanut Festival (Floresville, Texas) [thru 10.12
Screamfest Horror Film Festival (Los Angeles, California) [thru 10.17]
Feast Days
Aequinoctium Autumnale IV (Pagan)
Albertus Magnus (Positivist; Saint)
Bearing of Green Branches (Ancient Athens)
Bridget of Sweden (Christian; Saint)
Cornelis Troost (Artology)
Demetrius (Christian; Saint)
Evodus (a.k.a. Yves; (Christian; Saint)
Faith Ringgold (Artology)
Festival of High Places (a.k.a. Chung Yeung Day; China; Everyday Wicca)
Frank Herbert (Writerism)
Grandpa Mullally (Muppetism)
Hans Heysen (Artology)
John D. Batten (Artology)
Kari Korhonen (Artology)
Keyne (Celtic; Christian; Saint)
Leaf Lore Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Max Slevogt (Artology)
Ozias Leduc (Artology)
Palatias and Laurentia (Christian; Saint)
Pelagia the Penitant (Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic Churches)
Reparata (Christian; Saint)
Richard Sharpe Shaver (Artology)
San Ernesto, Che Guevara as a folk saint (Bolivian campesinos)
Sawney Beane Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Simeon (Gospel of Luke; Christian; Saint)
Tell Massive Lies Day (Pastafarian)
Thaïs (Christian; Saint)
William Dwight Porter Bliss and Richard T. Ely (Episcopal Church)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Prime Number Day: 281 [60 of 72]
Tomobiki (友引 Japan) [Good luck all day, except at noon.]
Premieres
The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet (Radio Series; 1944)
Badmotorfinger, by Soundgarden (Album; 1991)
The Big Dipper, Parts 3 & 4 (Underdog Cartoon, S3, Eps. 7 & 8; 1966)
Claus and Effect or Yule Be Sorry (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 220; 1963)
The Color of Money (Film; 1986)
Demolition Man (Film; 1993)
Ed (TV Series; 2000)
Flying Tigers (Film; 1942)
Friday Night Lights (Film; 2004)
Great Balls of Fire, recorded by Jerry Lee Lewis (Song; 1957)
Hopalong Casualty (WB LT Cartoon; 1960)
I Know What You Did Last Summer, by Lois Duncan (Novel; 1973)
Imagine, by John Lennon (Song; 1971)
It’s Kind of a Funny Story (Film; 2010)
Les Misérables (Musical Play in English; 1985)
Life for Sale, by Yukio Mishima (Novel; 1968)
Little Pancho Vanilla (WB MM Cartoon; 1938)
Muppet’s Haunted Mansion (Film; 2021)
A Murder of Quality, by John le Carré (Novel; 1962)
My Favorite Year (Film; 1982)
No Time to Die (US Film; 2021) [James Bond #27]
Nowhere Boy (Film; 2010)
Nursery Crimes (Phantasies Cartoon; 1943)
Playful Pelican (Andy Panda Cartoon; 1948)
The Princess Bride, by William Goldman (Novel; 1973)
Remain in Light, by Talking Heads (Album; 1980)
Romeo and Juliet (Film; 1968)
Rumble Fish (Film; 1983)
The Second Hundred Years (Short Film; 1927) [1st Laurel & Hardy Film]
Secretariat (Film; 2010)
Snowbank Squirrel or Bullwinkle Gets the Drift (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 219; 1963)
Song of the South (Animated Disney Film; 1980)
Spartacus (Film; 1960)
Stage Door (Film; 1937)
Too Many Girls (Film; 1940)
Unseen Academicals, by Terry Pratchet (Novel; 2009) [Discworld #37]
The Waves, by Virginia Woolf (Novel; 1931)
World End’s Harem (Anime Series; 2021)
Today’s Name Days
Simeon (Austria)
Demetrije, Hugo, Pelagija, Šimun, Zvonimir (Croatia)
Věra (Czech Republic)
Ingeborg (Denmark)
Hilja, Hilje, Hilju (Estonia)
Hilja (Finland)
Pélagie, Thaïs (France)
Gerda, Günther, Hannah, Laura (Germany)
Pelagia (Greece)
Koppány (Hungary)
Pelagia (Italy)
Aina, Anastasija, Aneta, Anita (Latvia)
Brigita, Daugas, Demetra, Gaivilė (Lithuania)
Benedikte, Bente (Norway)
Artemon, Bryda, Brygida, Demetriusz, Laurencja, Marcin, Pelagia, Pelagiusz, Symeon, Wojsława (Poland)
Brigita (Slovakia)
Hugo, Thais (Spain)
Nils (Sweden)
Demetria, Demetrio, Demetrius, Demi, Dimitri, Stewart, Stuart (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 282 of 2024; 84 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 2 of Week 41 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Gort (Ivy) [Day 10 of 28]
Chinese: Month 9 (Jia-Xu), Day 6 (Yi-Si)
Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]
Hebrew: 6 Tishri 5785
Islamic: 4 Rabi II 1446
J Cal: 12 Orange; Fryday [12 of 30]
Julian: 25 September 2024
Moon: 29%: Waxing Crescent
Positivist: 2 Descartes (11th Month) [Raymund Lully / Roger Bacon]
Runic Half Month: Gyfu (Gift) [Day 2 of 15]
Season: Autumn or Fall (Day 17 of 90)
Week: 1st Full Week of October
Zodiac: Libra (Day 16 of 30)
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Holidays 1.22
Holidays
Answer Your Cat's Questions Day
Apple Macintosh Day
Black Tables Day (Posaf)
Bóndadagur (Man’s Day; Iceland) [1st of Þorri]
Butcher’s Broom Day (French Republic)
Celebration of Life Day
Come in From the Cold Day
Curious Cat Day
Customs Officers’ Day (Tajikistan)
Dance of the Seven Veils Day
Day of Hungarian Culture
Day of Unity and Liberty (Ukraine)
Dia de la Fundación del Estado Plurinacional de Bolivia (Multicultural State Day; Bolivia)
Franco-German Day (Germany)
Grandfather’s Day (Dzień Dziadka; Poland)
Hi, How Are You? Day (Texas)
Justin Turner Day (Los Angeles)
Lord Byron Day
National Heroes Day (Cayman Islands)
National Law Enforcement Spouse Appreciation Day
National Ty Day
National Vincent Day
National Yorkshire Territory Day
Nuclear Ban Treaty Day
Nude Beach Day
Our Town Day
Polka Dot Day
Public Holiday (Saint Vincent and Grenadines)
Reunion Day (Ukraine)
Roe vs. Wade Day
Talk to Your Cat Day
Trans Prisoner Day of Action & Solidarity
Unity Day (Ukraine)
Food & Drink Celebrations
Curry Day (Japan)
National Blonde Brownie Day
National Hot Sauce Day [also 11.5]
National Southern Food Day
4th Monday in January
Better Business Communication Day [4th Monday]
Blue Monday [Monday of Last Full Week]
Community Manager Appreciation Day [4th Monday]
Independence & Related Days
Plurinational State Foundation Day (Bolivia)
Ukraine (Unification; 1919)
Wellington Province Day (New Zealand)
Festivals Beginning January 22, 2024
Global Organic Produce Expo (Hollywood, Florida) [thru 1.24]
Howard County Restaurant Week (Howard County, Maryland) [thru 2.4]
Indiana Hort Conference & Expo (Danville, Indiana) [thru 1.23]
Triangle Restaurant Week (Raleigh, North Carolina) [thru 1.28]
Washington Oregon Potato Conference (Kennewick, Washington) [thru 1.25]
Feast Days
Abraham (Positivist; Saint)
Anastasius of Persia (Christian; Saint)
Aquarius zodiac sign begins (Astrology; Pagan)
Basil Wolverton (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Erotic Festival Day
Feast of St. Vincent (Old Agricultural Calendar; Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Festival of Invoking and Banishing
Festival of the Orgone
Francis Picabia (Artology)
Gaudentius of Novara (Christian; Saint)
Imoinu Iratpa (Celebration of Emoinu, Sanamahism Goddess of Wealth, Prosperity and Vital Resources; India)
Joseph Wolf (Artology)
László Batthyány-Strattmann (Christian; Saint)
Laugh at Life Day (Pastafarian)
Laura Vicuna (Christian; Saint)
Moise Kisling (Artology)
Nicolas Lancret (Artology)
Quantum Cheese Day (Pastafarian)
Vincent Pallotti (Christian; Saint)
Vincent of Saragossa (Christian; Saint)
Vincent, Orontius, and Victor (Christian; Saints)
William Joseph Chaminade (Christian; Blessed)
Xomfey and Melg (Muppetism)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]
Premieres
All’s Well That Ends Well, by William Shakespeare (Play; 1742)
Bad Luck Blackie (MGM Cartoon; 1949)
Broad City (TV Series; 2014)
Caprica (TV Series; 2010)
Chappelle’s Show (TV Series; 2003)
The Crucible, by Arthur Miller (Play; 1953)
D.E.B.S. (Film; 2004)
Dirty Grandpa (Film; 2016)
Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player, by Elton John (Album; 1973)
Extraordinary Measures (Film; 2010)
Five Corners (Film; 1988)
French Freud (The Inspector Cartoon; 1969)
Get Low (Film; 2010)
The Happy Highwayman, by Leslie Charteris (Short Stories; 1939) [Saint #22]
Hello, Ma Booby or Pleased to Beat Ya (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 197; 1963)
Innertube Antics, featuring Ol’ Doc Donkey (MGM Cartoon; 1944)
A Knock for the Rock or The Lamp is Low (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 92; 1961)
Knock on Wood or Bullwinkle Takes the Rap (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 91; 1961)
Lady Soul, by Aretha Franklin (Album; 1968)
Legion (Film; 2010)
The Misadventures of Merlin Jones (Film; 1964)
Neil Young, by Neil Young (Album; 1969)
On Broadway, recorded by The Drifters (Song; 1963)
Ophelia (Film; 2018)
The Paneless Window Washer (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1937)
Peggy Sue Got Married, recorded by Buddy Holly (Song; 1959)
Please Don't Eat the Daisies, by Jean Kerr (Essays; 1957)
Robin Hood (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1933)
Safety Not Guaranteed (Film; 2012)
Scrap For Victory, featuring Gandy Goose & Sourpuss (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1943)
Shoot the Moon (Film; 1982)
The Soul Cages, by Sting (Album; 1991)
Spinach Fer Britain (Fleischer//Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1943)
Sugar Blues, by Clyde McCoy and His Orchestra (Song; 1931)
The Tin Can Tourist, featuring Farmer Al Falfa (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1937)
Tooth Fairy (Film; 2010)
Under Bullwinkle’s Bowler or The Wide, Open Spaces (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 198; 1963)
The Virgin Queen (TV Mini-Series; 2006)
The Vitamin G-Man (Phantasies Cartoon; 1943)
We Are Family, by Sister Sledge (Album; 1979)
Wouldn’t It Be Nice, recorded by The Beach Boys (Song; 1966)
Today’s Name Days
Vinzenz (Austria)
Anastazije, Irena, Vice, Vinko (Croatia)
Slavomír (Czech Republic)
Vincentius (Denmark)
Luule, Luuli (Estonia)
Visa (Finland)
Vincent (France)
Dietlinde, Jana, Vinzenz (Germany)
Anastasios, Timotheos (Greece)
Artúr, Vince (Hungary)
Domenico, Esmeralda, Linda, Smeralda, Teodolinda, Vincenzo, Vinzenz (Italy)
Austris, Meinhards, Vincents (Latvia)
Anastazas, Aušrius, Skaistė, Vincentas (Lithuania)
Ivan, Vanja (Norway)
Anastazy, Dobromysł, Gaudencjusz, Gaudenty, Marta, Wincenty (Poland)
Anastasie, Timotei (Romania)
Zora (Slovakia)
Vicente (Spain)
Viktor, Vincent (Sweden)
Tin, Timothy (Ukraine)
Enoch, Piper, Vicenta, Vicente, Vince, Vincent, Vincentia, Vincenzo, Vinnie (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 22 of 2024; 344 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 1 of week 4 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Luis (Rowan) [Day 2 of 28]
Chinese: Month 12 (Yi-Chou), Day 12 (Yi-You)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 12 Shevat 5784
Islamic: 11 Rajab 1445
J Cal: 22 White; Oneday [22 of 30]
Julian: 9 January 2024
Moon: 91%: Waxing Gibbous
Positivist: 22 Moses (1st Month) [Abraham]
Runic Half Month: Peorth (Womb, Dice Cup) [Day 13 of 15]
Season: Winter (Day 33 of 89)
Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 1 of 28)
Calendar Changes
Aquarius (The Water Bearer) begins [Zodiac Sign 11; thru 2.18]
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Holidays 1.22
Holidays
Answer Your Cat's Questions Day
Apple Macintosh Day
Black Tables Day (Posaf)
Bóndadagur (Man’s Day; Iceland) [1st of Þorri]
Butcher’s Broom Day (French Republic)
Celebration of Life Day
Come in From the Cold Day
Curious Cat Day
Customs Officers’ Day (Tajikistan)
Dance of the Seven Veils Day
Day of Hungarian Culture
Day of Unity and Liberty (Ukraine)
Dia de la Fundación del Estado Plurinacional de Bolivia (Multicultural State Day; Bolivia)
Franco-German Day (Germany)
Grandfather’s Day (Dzień Dziadka; Poland)
Hi, How Are You? Day (Texas)
Justin Turner Day (Los Angeles)
Lord Byron Day
National Heroes Day (Cayman Islands)
National Law Enforcement Spouse Appreciation Day
National Ty Day
National Vincent Day
National Yorkshire Territory Day
Nuclear Ban Treaty Day
Nude Beach Day
Our Town Day
Polka Dot Day
Public Holiday (Saint Vincent and Grenadines)
Reunion Day (Ukraine)
Roe vs. Wade Day
Talk to Your Cat Day
Trans Prisoner Day of Action & Solidarity
Unity Day (Ukraine)
Food & Drink Celebrations
Curry Day (Japan)
National Blonde Brownie Day
National Hot Sauce Day [also 11.5]
National Southern Food Day
4th Monday in January
Better Business Communication Day [4th Monday]
Blue Monday [Monday of Last Full Week]
Community Manager Appreciation Day [4th Monday]
Independence & Related Days
Plurinational State Foundation Day (Bolivia)
Ukraine (Unification; 1919)
Wellington Province Day (New Zealand)
Festivals Beginning January 22, 2024
Global Organic Produce Expo (Hollywood, Florida) [thru 1.24]
Howard County Restaurant Week (Howard County, Maryland) [thru 2.4]
Indiana Hort Conference & Expo (Danville, Indiana) [thru 1.23]
Triangle Restaurant Week (Raleigh, North Carolina) [thru 1.28]
Washington Oregon Potato Conference (Kennewick, Washington) [thru 1.25]
Feast Days
Abraham (Positivist; Saint)
Anastasius of Persia (Christian; Saint)
Aquarius zodiac sign begins (Astrology; Pagan)
Basil Wolverton (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Erotic Festival Day
Feast of St. Vincent (Old Agricultural Calendar; Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Festival of Invoking and Banishing
Festival of the Orgone
Francis Picabia (Artology)
Gaudentius of Novara (Christian; Saint)
Imoinu Iratpa (Celebration of Emoinu, Sanamahism Goddess of Wealth, Prosperity and Vital Resources; India)
Joseph Wolf (Artology)
László Batthyány-Strattmann (Christian; Saint)
Laugh at Life Day (Pastafarian)
Laura Vicuna (Christian; Saint)
Moise Kisling (Artology)
Nicolas Lancret (Artology)
Quantum Cheese Day (Pastafarian)
Vincent Pallotti (Christian; Saint)
Vincent of Saragossa (Christian; Saint)
Vincent, Orontius, and Victor (Christian; Saints)
William Joseph Chaminade (Christian; Blessed)
Xomfey and Melg (Muppetism)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]
Premieres
All’s Well That Ends Well, by William Shakespeare (Play; 1742)
Bad Luck Blackie (MGM Cartoon; 1949)
Broad City (TV Series; 2014)
Caprica (TV Series; 2010)
Chappelle’s Show (TV Series; 2003)
The Crucible, by Arthur Miller (Play; 1953)
D.E.B.S. (Film; 2004)
Dirty Grandpa (Film; 2016)
Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player, by Elton John (Album; 1973)
Extraordinary Measures (Film; 2010)
Five Corners (Film; 1988)
French Freud (The Inspector Cartoon; 1969)
Get Low (Film; 2010)
The Happy Highwayman, by Leslie Charteris (Short Stories; 1939) [Saint #22]
Hello, Ma Booby or Pleased to Beat Ya (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 197; 1963)
Innertube Antics, featuring Ol’ Doc Donkey (MGM Cartoon; 1944)
A Knock for the Rock or The Lamp is Low (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 92; 1961)
Knock on Wood or Bullwinkle Takes the Rap (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 91; 1961)
Lady Soul, by Aretha Franklin (Album; 1968)
Legion (Film; 2010)
The Misadventures of Merlin Jones (Film; 1964)
Neil Young, by Neil Young (Album; 1969)
On Broadway, recorded by The Drifters (Song; 1963)
Ophelia (Film; 2018)
The Paneless Window Washer (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1937)
Peggy Sue Got Married, recorded by Buddy Holly (Song; 1959)
Please Don't Eat the Daisies, by Jean Kerr (Essays; 1957)
Robin Hood (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1933)
Safety Not Guaranteed (Film; 2012)
Scrap For Victory, featuring Gandy Goose & Sourpuss (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1943)
Shoot the Moon (Film; 1982)
The Soul Cages, by Sting (Album; 1991)
Spinach Fer Britain (Fleischer//Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1943)
Sugar Blues, by Clyde McCoy and His Orchestra (Song; 1931)
The Tin Can Tourist, featuring Farmer Al Falfa (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1937)
Tooth Fairy (Film; 2010)
Under Bullwinkle’s Bowler or The Wide, Open Spaces (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 198; 1963)
The Virgin Queen (TV Mini-Series; 2006)
The Vitamin G-Man (Phantasies Cartoon; 1943)
We Are Family, by Sister Sledge (Album; 1979)
Wouldn’t It Be Nice, recorded by The Beach Boys (Song; 1966)
Today’s Name Days
Vinzenz (Austria)
Anastazije, Irena, Vice, Vinko (Croatia)
Slavomír (Czech Republic)
Vincentius (Denmark)
Luule, Luuli (Estonia)
Visa (Finland)
Vincent (France)
Dietlinde, Jana, Vinzenz (Germany)
Anastasios, Timotheos (Greece)
Artúr, Vince (Hungary)
Domenico, Esmeralda, Linda, Smeralda, Teodolinda, Vincenzo, Vinzenz (Italy)
Austris, Meinhards, Vincents (Latvia)
Anastazas, Aušrius, Skaistė, Vincentas (Lithuania)
Ivan, Vanja (Norway)
Anastazy, Dobromysł, Gaudencjusz, Gaudenty, Marta, Wincenty (Poland)
Anastasie, Timotei (Romania)
Zora (Slovakia)
Vicente (Spain)
Viktor, Vincent (Sweden)
Tin, Timothy (Ukraine)
Enoch, Piper, Vicenta, Vicente, Vince, Vincent, Vincentia, Vincenzo, Vinnie (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 22 of 2024; 344 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 1 of week 4 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Luis (Rowan) [Day 2 of 28]
Chinese: Month 12 (Yi-Chou), Day 12 (Yi-You)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 12 Shevat 5784
Islamic: 11 Rajab 1445
J Cal: 22 White; Oneday [22 of 30]
Julian: 9 January 2024
Moon: 91%: Waxing Gibbous
Positivist: 22 Moses (1st Month) [Abraham]
Runic Half Month: Peorth (Womb, Dice Cup) [Day 13 of 15]
Season: Winter (Day 33 of 89)
Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 1 of 28)
Calendar Changes
Aquarius (The Water Bearer) begins [Zodiac Sign 11; thru 2.18]
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Victoria's Secret Lined Perfect Coverage Bra In hot Pink / Nude 36DDD Barbiecore.
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☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”
PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN
y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.
─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand)
author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!
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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it.
Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.
Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge.
But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.
Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”
You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.
But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too.
Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.
That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view.
You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”.
Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.
Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.
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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”
Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.
“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”
While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.
r u dating sykkuno?
You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”
the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team
“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”
how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?
“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute.
can i be adopted by ur parents plz
will you and corpse ever collab?!
You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.
Corpse_Husband: yes.
Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.
pack it up, sykkuno
More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets.
“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”
we are prepared
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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.
y/n is a child murderer
“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”
take a break and go eat queen <3
“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”
Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance.
“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?”
The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over.
“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”
Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”
“Your pizza came.”
“My what now?” You echo, confused.
“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”
“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”
Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.
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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”
If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae.
looking hot, her message read.
thanks, was all you replied with.
You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.
Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.
“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”
You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.
“Glad you liked it, baby.”
He was going to be the death of you.
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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707
more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙
#corpse husband#corpse#corpse husband x reader#corpse x reader#corpse husband imagine#corpse social media au#corpse husband fanfic#social media au#corpse husband x y/n#corpse x y/n#corpse husband fic#reader#xreader#imagine#imagines#myso#make you say oh
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Happy Halloween! [insert pumpkin emoji here]
Season’s greetings, wimps!
Cee says I have to make this announcement on her behalf. I’m just going to copy and paste her whole email.
yoongi! please pass this message along to everyone :D and please stop pretending to send me care packages only for them to be baskets of maggots and pitchers of vomit. and don’t forget to post the baby drabbles featuring the ceo!fam and roomie!tae and lveb!joon and etc etc-
halloween may be spent in quarantine this year, but that doesn’t mean we’re not allowed to dress up and have fun, right? to celebrate the finale of the house of horrors event coming tonight (which i hope has been enjoyable so far.,., idk yoongi doesn’t ever update me with anything), i thought it’d be fun for everyone to embrace their inner y/ns… so here are some costume ideas! you obviously don’t have to dress up if you don’t want to and most of you will probably end up just ~imagining~ your costumes but i figured this could be a little something-something to make halloween still feel like halloween this year :-))
uni!y/n:
high ponytail with a scrunchie of your choice
sensible skirt and cardigan (preferably argyle because of course she likes argyle) situation
platform oxford shoes
pencil tucked behind ear and maybe also one in the ponytail
find the heaviest textbook you own and then stack it on top of another heavy textbook and then carry those in each arm
grandpa glasses
:D
secretary!y/n:
low ponytail with two strands of hair pulled out in the front
crispy white blouse OR like a fancy chiffon blouse kinda thing (depends on your mood)
black pencil skirt duh
black heels! or nude heels if that goes better with the blouse
phone in one hand and a coffee cup in the other
splash coffee on your blouse for extra effect
:D
lveb!y/n:
low space buns with scrunchies of your choice
namjoon’s brown sweatshirt OR creamy chunky sweater of some kind
mom jeans?? or loose-ish boyfriend jeans
raGGedy nike air force 1s
smudge some flour on the apples of your cheeks
mixing bowl and whisk
:D
hotmess!y/n (android!yoongi’s y/n):
half up half down hair and also fluff it up to make it look like you just woke up from a nice afternoon nap
oversized t-shirt that looks like it hasn’t been washed in ten years and two months
knee high socks
tub of ice cream with the spoon shoved into it
cheeto dust on the corner of your mouth and also all over your fingers
:D
roomie!y/n:
hair down and straightened because we all know you look like you know what you’re doing when your hair is straightened
plain top (colour of your choice)
mom jeans!
headphones around neck
backpack but hanging off onE shoulder because that’s trendy
holding her cute lunch box that namjoon packed for her
half a pb&j sandwich hanging out of her mouth because she’s in a ruSH and has to get to class but is also super hungry
probably also nike air force 1s because all of the y/ns are super #basic
:D
bookworm!y/n (lifeguard!kook’s y/n):
dollop of sunscreen on nose and aLSo your cheeks
two loose, low braids!
the biggest sunglasses u own
also maybe a baseball cap of some kind
sundress?? something light and airy and appropriate for the beach
flip flops
cheesy romance novel in one hand and a dainty cucumber sandwich in the other
:D
buildabear!y/n (hotmess!y/n 2.0):
mascara streaks down your cheeks because yes you just cried in a build a bear in front of like ten families and you don’t care if you look crazy because you just got DUMPED
messy bun,.,. but not the cute kind.,,. the homeless kind
sweatpants (stained)
oversized sweatshirt (also stained)
teddy bear bear clutched in one arm
maybe a box of tissues in the other arm because u never know when the tears are going to start again
:D
spoiled!y/n (mechanic!yoongi’s y/n):
hair down with a pair of sunglasses sitting on the top of your head (you can’t afford this)
plain white crop top (you can’t afford this)
leather jacket (you can’t afford this)
skinny jeans (you can’t afford this)
thigh high boots (you can’t afford this)
medium sized designer purse (hey, by the way, you can’t afford this)
lollipop in one hand and car keys in the other
:D
happy (safe and socially distanced) halloween!!
[oOooOo insert spooky ghost noises here]
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Holidays 10.8
Holidays
Air Force Day (India)
Alvin C. York Day
American Touch Tag Day
Arbor Day (Namibia)
Back to Basics Day
Battle of Angamos Day (Peru)
Children’s Day (Iran)
Cold Dew (Chinese Farmer’s Calendar)
Colorism Awareness Day
Commonwealth Culture Day (Northern Mariana Islands)
Cosmopolite's Day
Discoverer’s Day (Hawaii)
Father’s Day (Sweden)
International Birth Registration Day
International Earth Cache Day
International Lesbian Day
International Octopus Day
International Off-Road Day
International Percy Jackson Day
International Podiatry Day
Lawyer Day (Ukraine)
Lovable Lawyers Day
National Arab American Voter Day
National Day of the Cowboy Boot
National Education Day (Kiribati)
National Harbormaster Appreciation Day
National Hero Day
National Hydrogen and Fuel Cell Day
National Justin Day
National Lance Day
National Mall Walking Day
National Read to a Child Day
National Shea Day
National Traveller Mental Health Day (Ireland)
Navy Day (Peru)
Nude Beach Party Day (Baker Beach, California)
Pumpkin Day (French Republic)
San Ernesto Day
Semana Morazánica (Honduras)
Tacksägelsdagen (Thanksgiving; Sweden)
Tube Top Day
Virgin Islands/Puerto Rico Friendship Day
World Circular Textiles Day
World Dyslexia Day
World MCT8-AHDS Day
World Octopus Day
World Sight Day
World Teachers’ Day (Kiribati)
Food & Drink Celebrations
Birthday of the Microbrewery
National Fluffernutter Day
National Pierogi Day
National Salmon Day
Ziua Vinului (Wine Day 2 of 2; Moldova)
2nd Sunday in October
Bokbierdag (National Bock Beer Day; The Netherlands) [ website ] [2nd Sunday]
Clergy Appreciation Day (a.k.a. Pastor Appreciation Day or Ministry Appreciation Day) [2nd Sunday]
Drink Local Wine Week begins [2nd Sunday]
Father-Daughter Day [2nd Sunday]
Good Thief Sunday [2nd Sunday]
Grandmother's Day (Florida; Germany) [2nd Sunday]
Grandparents’ Day (Hong Kong) [2nd Sunday]
Pastor Appreciation Day (a.k.a. Ministry Appreciation Day) [2nd Sunday]
Shojo Festival (Narumi Hachimangu, Nagoya, Japan) [2nd Sunday]
White Sunday (American & Western Samoa) [2nd Sunday]
World Day of Aunts & Uncles [2nd Sunday]
Independence Days
Croatia (from Yugoslavia, 1991)
Stardom of Bimba (Declared; 2022) [unrecognized]
Feast Days
Aequinoctium Autumnale IV (Pagan)
Albertus Magnus (Positivist; Saint)
Bearing of Green Branches (Ancient Athens)
Bridget of Sweden (Christian; Saint)
Cornelis Troost (Artology)
Demetrius (Christian; Saint)
Evodus (a.k.a. Yves; (Christian; Saint)
Grandpa Mullally (Muppetism)
Hans Heysen (Artology)
Keyne (Celtic; Christian; Saint)
Max Slevogt (Artology)
Palatias and Laurentia (Christian; Saint)
Pelagia the Penitant (Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic Churches)
Reparata (Christian; Saint)
San Ernesto, Che Guevara as a folk saint (Bolivian campesinos)
Sawney Beane Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Simeon (Gospel of Luke; Christian; Saint)
Tell Massive Lies Day (Pastafarian)
Thaïs (Christian; Saint)
William Dwight Porter Bliss and Richard T. Ely (Episcopal Church)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Prime Number Day: 281 [60 of 72]
Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]
Premieres
The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet (Radio Series; 1944)
Badmotorfinger, by Soundgarden (Album; 1991)
Claus and Effect or Yule Be Sorry (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 220; 1963)
The Color of Money (Film; 1986)
Demolition Man (Film; 1993)
Ed (TV Series; 2000)
Flying Tigers (Film; 1942)
Friday Night Lights (Film; 2004)
Great Balls of Fire, recorded by Jerry Lee Lewis (Song; 1957)
Hopalong Casualty (WB LT Cartoon; 1960)
Imagine, by John Lennon (Song; 1971)
It’s Kind of a Funny Story (Film; 2010)
Les Misérables (Musical Play in English; 1985)
Little Pancho Vanilla (WB MM Cartoon; 1938)
Muppet’s Haunted Mansion (Film; 2021)
A Murder of Quality, by John le Carré (Novel; 1962)
My Favorite Year (Film; 1982)
No Time to Die (US Film; 2021) [James Bond #27]
Nowhere Boy (Film; 2010)
Remain in Light, by Talking Heads (Album; 1980)
Romeo and Juliet (Film; 1968)
Rumble Fish (Film; 1983)
The Second Hundred Years (Short Film; 1927) [1st Laurel & Hardy Film]
Secretariat (Film; 2010)
Snowbank Squirrel or Bullwinkle Gets the Drift (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 219; 1963)
Song of the South (Animated Disney Film; 1980)
Spartacus (Film; 1960)
Stage Door (Film; 1937)
Too Many Girls (Film; 1940)
Unseen Academicals, by Terry Pratchet (Novel; 2009) [Discworld #37]
The Waves, by Virginia Woolf (Novel; 1931)
World End’s Harem (Anime Series; 2021)
Today’s Name Days
Simeon (Austria)
Demetrije, Hugo, Pelagija, Šimun, Zvonimir (Croatia)
Věra (Czech Republic)
Ingeborg (Denmark)
Hilja, Hilje, Hilju (Estonia)
Hilja (Finland)
Pélagie, Thaïs (France)
Gerda, Günther, Hannah, Laura (Germany)
Pelagia (Greece)
Koppány (Hungary)
Pelagia (Italy)
Aina, Anastasija, Aneta, Anita (Latvia)
Brigita, Daugas, Demetra, Gaivilė (Lithuania)
Benedikte, Bente (Norway)
Artemon, Bryda, Brygida, Demetriusz, Laurencja, Marcin, Pelagia, Pelagiusz, Symeon, Wojsława (Poland)
Brigita (Slovakia)
Hugo, Thais (Spain)
Nils (Sweden)
Demetria, Demetrio, Demetrius, Demi, Dimitri, Stewart, Stuart (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 281 of 2024; 84 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 7 of week 40 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Gort (Ivy) [Day 6 of 28]
Chinese: Month 8 (Xin-You), Day 24 (Ji-Hai)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 23 Tishri 5784
Islamic: 23 Rabi I 1445
J Cal: 11 Shù; Foursday [10 of 30]
Julian: 25 September 2023
Moon: 30%: Waning Crescent
Positivist: 1 Descartes (11th Month) [Albertus Magnus]
Runic Half Month: Gyfu (Gift) [Day 12 of 15]
Season: Autumn (Day 15 of 89)
Zodiac: Libra (Day 15 of 30)
Calendar Changes
Descartes (Modern Philosophy) [Month 11 of 13; Positivist]
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