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lunatic-fandom-space · 3 months ago

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I definitely understand why they do this, but I always think its funny when fanfics portray Herbert as soooooooo much more sexually experienced than Alfred, specifically in the sense that hes had a ton of sex with a ton of people bc its like, wheres this guy getting all these twinks to fuck from in the 17th/18th/19th century when hes living in bumfucknowhere, transilvania. Also, the way he flirted with Alfred in wenn liebe in dir ist? the result of hundeds of years of practice babey

#thats discounting all the fics where herbert used to travel a lot before 'settling down' at home #which are shockingly rare tbh #theres atleast one fanfic shipping him and ludwig ii together #bc they dance together in the ball sequence in russian productions #and i really like the idea of them together #for several reasons #a big one being; in my head herbert has not met any other openly gay person his whole life (other than his dad ig)#theres a couple vampires in the graveyard that he has suspicions about but he doesnt wanna deal with the consequences of being wrong #so hes just hanging around getting progressively more frustrated at his complete lack of sexual/romantic options #and then when ludwig joins them hes like “aHA! i know for a fact that you like men!'#tanz der vampire

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