#bc the literature is usually written by europeans who have their nasty little soft pears
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in my quest to correctly explain in my lab report that the stuff we made smelled exactly like almond jello, which is apparently an english misnomer, to me, i have given up.
#the professor's wife is from china he can just ask her if what i've written is true#bc this lab was so short i now have like two hours before i have to submit it so that means i can fuck with the font A Lot#as you can see i have inserted a bunch of hyphens so that the words aren't all spaced strangely#but i will probably make the hyphen breaks happen at ugly places in the word#the worm speaks#and then i'll probably go around changing random font letters#i even have nmr data this time around so like. he better be fucking grateful#the reason i worded the final sentence as 'differences in the subjective human experience' is bc like#i didn't want to go on a tangent in the paper where i explain that the chemical probably didn't remind me of pears#bc the literature is usually written by europeans who have their nasty little soft pears#which smell different from those crispy yellow asian pears#and that almond jello does not actually smell like almonds but in fact rather fruity. bc it is not made out of almonds.#if anything i can also just be like 'well. my sense of smell just hasn't been the same since i had the plague a few years ago.'#(not really true anymore since everything smells n tastes the way i remember by now)#(but he doesn't need to know that)
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