#bc stede's universe bending narrative powers be like that

[theclaravoyant]

i'm so ready for izzy to make a surprisingly heartfelt, i am part of something, going down with the ship type speech, fully expecting there's no way he's going to get out of his impending fate. the enemy raises his pistol slowly but izzy stares him down. he is the unicorn and he will protect his crew and give them time to get out of here no matter what it costs. it's a better end than most pirates meet, giving their lives for their friends. let me be brave.

then bang

he's not dead.

the guy in front of him is.

and who does he have to thank but Stede Fucking Bonnet