#bc not once have i done a theme thats not pink

[habibisagi]

i wanna make a new theme even tho i just made this one a couple of days ago..........

[toruro]

WHAT REALLY IM GONNA CRY THATS SO CUTE IM ACTUALLY… WTF 😭😭 I’ve had a couple of people around me who associate me with bracelets now like…. It’s my favorite hobby i’ve ever picked up ITS JUST SO FUN AND SATISFYING RIGHT. And once you’re done you’re like… perfect. AND YOU CAN MAKE THEM FOR ANY OCCASION OR ANYTHING CAUSE YOURE MAKING THEM like i can color code my woozi bracelets to my outfit now. I WORE RED THE OTHER DAY AND I HAD 8 PERFECTLY COLORED BRACELETS TO GO WITH IT… i’m so happy. DOESNT IT JUST MAKE YOU HAPPY. And yours were so fucking cute… you should get letter beads -🌟

RIGHT NO THEY'RE SO CUTE! i have keychains for all members of the perf unit and then i have a bunch of svt songs ones too ... i love color coding them to either the vibe of the song or the album covers like! rock w you has a red & black theme and then dust has a sorta yellow vibe going on bc it reminds me of summer mornings ... idubilu is my FAV keychain and it reminds me of the colors purple, black, & magenta so that's the scheme i have going on for that one ... hoshi's is yellow & orange and then dino's is purple and pink bc they're my fav colors :3

[cynicalrainbows]

Hi you probably get this a lot but I love, love, love TNBT, and have read and re-read it possibly far too many times. Somehow every chapter is a perfect mix of hilariousness, heartbreaking sadness, and pure fluff that makes me so happy.

I love that Catalina is literally the most perfect adult to ever exist and even when she does not-so-perfect things in Cathy’s eyes they always have a valid explanation and reason - that woman can do no wrong. And I feel like the Cathy and Catalina motherly relationship doesn’t get enough love but you depict it perfectly. I love that Anna is already such a cool, collected badass and she always knows the right thing to say and her Mutti and Vati are already so iconic from the snippets we’ve seen. I love Tarka and pink and silver kitty and Anne’s dragon (and her scaly T-shirt - I feel like there’s a theme there and I really hope Anne decides to own a reptile at some point in her life) - (it’s probably clear that I just reread the sleepover chapters and there’s so many more details of the book that I love but these are the ones in my head right now.) but to sum up I love it and my god I’ve rambled for so long when the point of this was I had a thought: Cathy + world book day. How do you think it would go? Because I feel like it would be her favourite school day of the year (I used to love when we had to dress up with a twist - thus resulting in my ‘little blue riding hood’) but of course no pressure! And sorry if it’s already been done.

You are too kind, dear anon- thank you so so much, it really means so much to me that people enjoy this fic and the longer it goes on and the more messages i get, the funnier it is that I literally began it as a ‘I will write this one little scene and no one will like it but I need to get it out of my head-’ and has now become my longest work! Honestly there is SO much projection in how I write Catalina- she’s exactly who I’d like to be and I think, from the messages I get, she’s the sort of calm, supportive adult that everyone wishes they had as a child. I definitely need to include Anna’s parents a bit more (Pink Kitty obvs will be included more) and also omg thats such an amazing idea and one I never considered doing before (mostly bc I never went to a school where we dressed up on World Book Day.... I didnt even know it was A Thing til I was a grown up and I’m not sure if it’s just the no schools dressed up in the 90s or if I just went to a boring school- elder UK followers, any thoughts on this?) It WOULD be Cathy’s favourite day and it actually ties in really nicely with ANOTHER idea I had for something I wanted to happen....and that is why, I’m afraid, I’m answering this ask without giving any information about Cathy herself away bc I think I want to make it my next storyline. I’m indebted to you, thank you! I really love that you were Little Blue Riding Hood also, that’s adorable- did you get to make up an altered version of the story for yoru character too? i think if I did that, I’d be....hm something with good costume potential. Maybe Jospehine with a Technicolour Dream Coat (bc the bible is as book so it counts)? I did dress up for uni club night once where we were all book characters and I went as Julia from 1984: dark blue dress and red sash and I painted some Big Brother slogans on the dress and I was sO proud of it ^_^ Oh and a friend and I dressed up as Eponine and Marius from Les Mis once too, and she had Marius-esque sideburns and I had a big wound from being shot which was great fun to make... sorry to ramble but thank you dear fro the lovely ask!

[forthetherapyy]

HII I'M SORRYYY I ALMOST FORGOT SORRY SPRRY SORRUQJW but it's for a good cause!! I was finishing the present!! he is a little complicated hehe...

I also procast a lot 😭 it sucks for me

THATS SO CUTEE AAAAAAA I never found a louie in my city :( but I'm converting my friends 😈

my wallpaper is themed and simple!! it's pink with a white kitten draw! this makes my phone theme pink or related to kittens! my main apps are pink and my phone buttons (go back, show recent apps, and home) are kitten's paws

I will reveal myself tomorrow ok? do you have any idea who i am? we are mutuals 😏😏 my pack is soft blue, my user has an elegant animal and my profile picture is of a member of red velvet

see you tomorrow aaaaah

-❄️❄️❄️

HELLO!! don't worry at all!! you're making even more excited now!!

i am the worst procrastinator... i've started leaving my phone outside my room when i need to get shit done bc it's the only way.

omg no!! whoops he's not a louie ahaha (or so he says) nah fr, he has a younger sister who he said was into them but i'm skeptical! he also knew my ringtone was 1d and it's half a world away by them which is unreleased- so?? who knows maybe he's lying??

but i've never met an irl louie, whenever i wear my merch i'm waiting for ppl to say it to me but no one ever does. soemone asked me if it was nirvanna once and i was like no :(((((

awwww omg that sounds so soft and gorgeous, i'm guessing you have an iphone? bc can't you like edit the way apps look on them? i've a samsung so i wouldn't know!

okay okay i have no idea!! but!! i think i recognise your icon, like it rings a bell but i don't know your name or handle.... but i defo have seen you online... i think...

but i'm super excited and can't wait to "meet you"!!! hope you have a great day!!

- aj x

[lesbianstrawbie]

“should we know us a little better” tag 📜        

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people I was tagged by: @lesbianblossomjimin 💗

THE LAST:

1. Drink: is a milkshake a drink??

2. Phone call: making a doctors appointment

3. Text message: i never text anyone?????

4. Song you listened to: Cathedrals by Varick

5. Time you cried: when 9muses mv came out…

6. Dated someone twice: nopeee

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: i kissed a girl when i was on sleeping meds and forgot about it and then she fucking treated me like shit after… so yea i regretted that

8. Been cheated on: nah ive never actually dated anyone soooo

9. Lost someone special: family members i wished i knew better

10. Been depressed: a couple weeks ago when i had a panic attack when i hadnt had one in over a yr. i was pretty down the next couple days.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: ive never been drunk bc i never drink..

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: pink blue and yellow (all pastels)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: im very social online so ive definitely made great new friends here. 

16. Fallen out of love: nope

17. Laughed until you cried: it was a recent vlive from Pentagon when they “switched” personalities and omfg i cried

18. Found out someone was talking about you: just a half hr ago but it wasn’t bad.

19. Met someone who changed you: Lupita who i met on here has just made me happier. bitch im tagging you so you’ll see me getting sentimental but i luv u

20. Found out who your friends are: one girl who i had a crush on and was good friends with never talks to me anymore… its like we were never friends

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: nopeeee

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: maybe half??? idk maybe less. im too lazy to check

23. Do you have any pets: 4 cats in our house but only one is technically mine (maxxie)

24. Do you want to change your name: i used to for sure but im kinda indifferent now

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i think just chill. i try not to plan much so i don’t have any expectations

26. What time did you wake up: 1pm..

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching Pentagon videos on youtube most likely 

28. Name something you can’t wait for: my laptop.. im hoping i get it sooner than i think

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: im with her right now actually, we’ve been chatting the whole time iver been typing this

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: a stable income

31. What are you listening right now: my ma’s noise machine which is set to ocean rn

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: not that i know of???

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my fucking allergies.. i want to rip my nose off

34. Most visited Website: tumblr then youtube

35. Mole/s: i have them everywhere??? a very large one is on my left collar bone. but yea i have quite a few on my arms and even a couple on my legs. they are like my freckles… everywhere.

36. Mark/s: some from self harm on my upper left arm, a small scar on my nose from just scratching it too hard once. and one on my left hand from an outdoor cat i was trying to clean up

37. Childhood dream: i wanted to write children’s books.

38. Hair color: my natural hair is dark dirty blonde but right now its dyed a medium blonde

39. Long or short hair: my hair is pretty damn short. i have to two block cut i think its called? …but lets be real i just have a bowl cut with shaved undersides

40. Do you have a crush on someone: nope

41. What do you like about yourself: my sense of humor and style and how genuine i am i guess. 

42. Piercings: 2 in my left and one in my right

43. Bloodtype i actually have no clue

44. Nickname: ash. thats its. not pashta sauce. no.

45. Relationship status: very much so single

46. Zodiac: pisces

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV Show: probably sailor moon

49. Tattoos: on my “ring” finger i have an equal sign for equal marriage. it was done before it was legal in ny. and on my left forearm I have the title of my favorite song from my favorite Japanese band

50. Right or left hand: right handed

51. Surgery: nope

52. Piercing: already answered

53. Sport: laying down…

55. Vacation: in nyc. i just love it there.

56. Pair of trainers: black and whiteadidas

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: a donut

58. Drinking: iced tea

59. I’m about to: idk?? i have nothing planned for tonight so just chill

61. Waiting for: my uncle to leave

62. Want: im still thinking about my laptop

63. Get married: yes ugh i want a family a lot

64. Career: im just gonna leave this blank…

WHICH IS BETTER?:

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs

66. Lips or eyes: lips??

67. Shorter or taller: shorter

68. Older or younger: same age or younger. also i never meet people older than me???

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: doesn’t matter

71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive but also loud aka me bc im a narcissist

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: ??? neither

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: nope

75. Drank hard liquor: nope

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: i dont need theme

77. Turned someone down: yeah

78. Sex on the first date: nope

79. Broken someones heart: idk???

80. Had your heart broken: yea by my friend group in high school

81. Been arrested: nope

82. Cried when someone died: of course

83. Fallen for a friend: hahahaha….ha yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: yes

85. Miracles: yes

86. Love at first sight: not really

87. Santa Claus: well saint nick was a real person. so yea minus the crazy version of santa thats sold to kids.

88. Kiss on the first date: idk maybe if it feels right

89. Angels: yes. my ma is psychic and im an empath so i believe that stuff

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: amari, my sister and lupita

91. Eyecolor: very dark brown

92. Favorite movie: spirited away, inglorious bastards all the sailor moon movies bc im trash and probably titanic

I’ll tag @inspaceibelong @hobihomerun @knjz idk???? My mind has gone bank

[thegeminisage]

more botw blogging, SUPER spoilery

this is a real long post sorry normally i break these up and this time i didn’t

and finally, off we go to a new province

this time im making its tower my first stop, since i can see it from here

i tried to paraglide across the river but i didn't have enough height so i landed on the cliffside and ITS RAINING!!!!! for fucks sake

i cant believe this game actually got me to hate rain..........

not only that but when i died in the water it didn't reload me back to where i started to glide from but a bit of cliff i stood on lol so #struggles right from the first minute

rain for the next 3 hours.......and i gotta climb it in the rain....jesus

i guess i could fast travel but i'd have to walk all the way back there :/

hmm. maybe the gae's throwing me the rain on purpose. an npc mentioned this river was notoriously difficult to cross :///

yep as soon as i turned away: it cleared. Great

well i see some bridge-like things further downstream i guess i'll check that out

lol jk i managed to glide across a different part and climb

like i saw my forecast change but then it changed back to sun so w/e i'll take it im up here now

aaaaah i can see so many cool things from here!!!!! i cant wait to explore them all!!!! that #new province feel

i hate like, feeling obligated to track down every last bit of stuff in the old ones when you're seeing new exciting stuff

but i love the feel of getting to a new one and not even knowing which cool thing to check out first

ohhh my god lol there's a big-ass bokoblin camp on the way to the tower i think i see a moblin but im not sure

aaaand im dead

at least there werernt any moblins!

tbh it isnt a difficult camp i just wasnt vigilant about healing

me every time i see something new: what the Fuck is that!?

in this case it was an ice wizzrobe which made it snow EVERYWHERE oh my god

That Was Difficult

if i didn't have my fire arrows and lynel bow it would have taken way longer

i died again!!!

those weird pattern bokoblins have SO much attack power ):

come on i have to clear out the camp AGAIN? and kill the wizzrobe?

naw dude i am skipping this nonsense i am going straight up the fucking cliff

HA i sniped them from above >:3

w

there's a zora on top of this tower!!!!!!!

omg poor thing he can't get back down i wish i could carry him on my paraglider

man i love the tower cutscenes and music and the way they unfold it's so cool

BIG SHINY NEW PROVINCE YYYYEAH!!!!

oh hey i found another zora down near these bridges

they all want me to go see their prince haha noooo i have too much to explore!!!

oooh it's so easy to get all turned around on these bridge thingies

man i love this province it's SO pretty

ah i found a goron on a sandbar!! how did you get out here with all this water...

nooo the blood moon again i knew it was coming the music has been funny all night >:(

lol jk the music faked me out its 2am and i warped to the stable for nothing (i was trying to get that one dude's reaction)

i came back and did the shrine and found another zora!! lol they all really want me to go see that dude

there's a thing i need to climb but ugh rain

while i was bored i chopped grass and attached octo balloons to things

now i am in the wetlands which are AWFUL to walk through i can practically feel the mud squishing between my toes and i want to die lmao

there are horses here!! i miss mine ):

ive done enough shrines now to get another upgrade but i dont feel like doing all that backtracking blegh

oh noooo i see a guardian out here, a moving one ;_;

ah it's been awhile since i failed to fight the still ones on the plateau...i wonder what the start screen meant by "the right tools" ive got a lot of damn tools!! did they mean arrows??

lol yet another zora telling me to meet with the prince.........dude

this prince must be either desperate or spoiled

uh

okay maybe its a glitch but i think?? i see?? a flying island in the distance? What The Fuck

wait no it looks kind of like a ship or giant bird??

my pins don't stick to it, it's definitely moving around

jesus fuck

AHAHAH FUCK THE GUARDIAN SAW ME

HAD TO TAKE REFUSE IN THE FUCKING SHRINE

jesus christ i hate those things!!!! you can't kill them!!!!!!!

NO oh my god there's a hinox over here too

why this Why This

lol the hinox fighting music is giving me trauma flashbacks

actually that wasnt so bad with a defense elixir on

maybe it's just me but this province feels kinda small? i feel like i could finish exploring it p quickly, which is nice

not that i'm not having fun but i know i'm going so slowly ):

me every five seconds: i miss my hooorse i want one to ride around to go faaaaster

i guess...i could catch...one of these

and like. not register it bc the stable is 10000 miles away but

a temp ride. let's see if i can. need to use up some of my sneak potions anyways

i caught one and rode it awhile, but my heart's not in training it...i want My Horse

oh my god wait i hear town music!! is this a stable right here!! AAAAAH

so i did catch a pretty black one and named it luna - had to let the first one i caught go lol but it didn't have great stats and i only rode it once so it'll be happier in the wild probably

KASS IS AT THIS STABLE IM SO HAPPY SO IS HESTU

he's playing epona's song i'm gonna CRY

I MISS EPONA IM DYING

oh my god he had a story for me!! the same one that impa told!!!!! man

the music is still so good. fuck.

lmao i was talking to one dude and he was like well might as well head back inside ugh that place is so filthy and the women so free you might as well call it a manfill

UM?? NINTENDO??

i can see hyrule castle super close from where i am and it looks super scary and i super want nothing to do with it rn

i get the feeling you can like, go in there whenever? maybe even do the endgame stuff early? but oh my god i Dont wanna

OMG i just mounted a bear

i read that you could ride things other than horses but holy shit lmao

i mean

it killed me after i got off, but man

sadly i must now board my horse and continue with The Story see i explored the non-story bits of that province SUPER quickly dang

oh no

this shrine is called a minor test of strength

Oh No

Why, God

oh. that was actually like SUPER easy compared to the other two haha phew

this lady at the crossroads said the prince was creepy omg i knew there was something, ahaha, excuse me, "fishy"

whoa i love his music theme!!

lmao i always get so SHOCKED when they talk!!! even still!!!!!

voice acted cutscenes of this game are like fmvs of final fantasy games in generations 5-7 lol

oh my god...the wink/sparkle thing...he's such a HAM

he's flattering me TOO much omg dude what do you want.......

ok, ok, i like him

he doesn't seem very trustworthy but since his people are in trouble i'll cut him some slack on that one

oh nooo i gotta climb this in the rain......

ah, it's sunshowering tho! that's kinda neat

i just got attacked by octoroks and my heart wept a little because traveling up zora's river dodging octoroks to get to and save zora's domain...I've Been Here Before

listen, i could write a book on this

(lol i did write 300k on this but shhh that was a long time ago)

like...if link is actually a reincarnation does he get flashes of memory

oot happened in every timeline but i know wind waker didn't

but do you think assuming this is in the same timeline as wind waker something in him feels at home the first time he sails a raft again

or hears kass play epona's song at the ranch

or ducks an octorok on his way to zora's domain

people treat the incarnation thing as a kind of tragedy - the world will never be free of evil so long as ganon/ganondorf exists

but maybe there's happiness in it too

no matter what happens, no matter how sad the ending - i mean hell, in this very game, link and zelda LOST

no matter what though, it's guaranteed that they'll see each other again

over and over and over without end, link and zelda are gonna meet and be together for awhile while they defend hyrule again

frankly if that's not a soulmate idk what is

and frankly i'm perpetually offended that they don't develop ganondorf the man more like they did in wind waker...that was the Peak tbqh

i would kill for something like that again

anyway

i love how present the current here is, like with the stuff floating down the river, thats a NICE touch

tbh it's actually really nice that he keeps uselessly checking on me on the way up the river

like, i've been so lonely

even now i miss my companion going "what's WITH that guy" like they probably would if i had one

so this is nice. tbh.

i know it was probably a deliberate choice and makes the game stronger but a companion for this game, someone to share it with...that would've been cool

even just zelda as the protag, she could do some internal narration

but the whole thing is just so quiet.

this place is so pretty tho?? in the distance i see these like, pink coral looking plant things, and the blue columns and bridges are gorgeous

OH NO LIGHTNING GOD WHY

i think its an area thing too i cant just wait it out lmao im gonna Die

oh jk it's just rain now

idk why my entire forcecast changes to a particular type of weather and its only like that a few seconds...super weird and annoying

lol sidon all "you're almost halfway there i believe in you!!" and not helping fight and link's little "k" wave

i love link as a silent protag even if i did have him talk in my writing like it's so endearing

i wonder if link is like sgr like "i am 100 years old what is this zora kid even doing. what is he EVEN DOING."

lol just had to dodge some rocks rollin down a hill

you see this is what i mean. there's a weird sense of familiarity and nostalgia if you've played the games a lot. i wonder if the spirit of the hero feels that way with each new adventure, too

like if he's okay doomed to an eternity of fighting and parting with zelda over and over

because in the end he always gets to do this again

like i can see the spirit of the princess/goddess being high key miserable about those circumstances but i wonder if the spirit of the hero is maybe secretly glad

because part of him will always yearn for the next adventure

he never COULD be happy settling because this is what he was born for

WE love doing this again and again and again, maybe it's not such a stretch to think the spirit of the hero does too

or maybe i'm projecting so hard onto him because undertale has so successfully blurred the line between the player and the game for me LMAO

oh man i just noticed all the names on this map

lulu, mikau ;_;

i miss them!!!!

just once i wish zelda games would feature the same side characters in two or three titles

we never got to see saria or darunia or lulu again

we get to come back to the world but every friend we've ever made has been gone

like some narnia shit i swear to god

lol this is why i should never do story all i do is rant about My Zelda Feels, which are literally endless

oh NICE battle with a blue moblin on the bridge!!!!

ah i like the zora history here too please give me all the worldbuilding i wanna know everything about this world that i can bc rn all i know is "we got Fucked"

i guess i also know about the automans but i need More

i say, while procrastinating on getting to the story

in other news i have an ice and lightning rod which i havent bothered trying to use

bc when i tried to use the boomerang i failed utterly lol

but these? holy shit dude these are Powerful when you actually land a magic hit like Dang

i Love them im never avoiding another wizzrobe again (thats where they drop from)

oh wow

i finally made it, and

man. oh man. it's so beautiful

i wish i could see if better

jesus the zoras always had the prettiest parts of the games imo

OH NO THE MUSIC

OH NO!!! im gonna cry omg

it's the same melody from oot i think!! oh my god!!!!!!

omg there's a zora here named rivan who says he knows me?!?!

omg no he's listing some of link's old pals from Before im so sad why can't he remember

OOOH i shouldn't speak to the elderly bc apparently i am "guilty" of something?? i love this development PLEASE tell me more

i love that they all age so slowly #nice

am i walking into a fucking execution lmao sidon don't play me......

omg the little zora kids are adorable!!!

omg there's a statue of the zora champion ;_;

man this is all so cool i wanna know EVERYTHING about what happened back then!!!!

lol the shrine here was SUPER nerve wracking god you had to like, roll the giant ball down a hill and stop time at JUST the right moment skjghf

oh my gosh ANOTHER zora who knows me (lol "linny")

im so ;w; they all know me!!!!!!

i slept on the blissful water bed at the inn and was mystified and alarmed by the sound effects but i got an extra stamina wheel and 3 extra hearts!!! god damn you can't beat that shit

im so amazed at how many people knew link and like, blame him? i wanna know so bad what happened, i wanna know more about mipha

ten bucks says she's still alive and like trapped in the divine beast but corrupted

or a ghost or something like the old man ;_;

aww zoras sleep in the water aw aw :3

i'm loving this theme of link sleeping for so long like at first i thought of sgr but i just realized it's also like oot (and i can't believe i didn't make that connection first...)

like in oot the people who knew him Before are so happy to see him again and are sure he can help them

but in this game it's a bit mixed

and in this game we don't know the details of 100 years ago yet ;_;

zora's domain here is like. so GLOWY. reminds me of waterfall from undertale tbh lol i wanna paint it

so i'm talking to the king and this one elderly zora goes "the hylians abused an ancient society's power to turn hyrule into what it is today" & like...tbh my dude you have a point. if they had never gotten those guardians out then they couldn't have turned on them

oh my GOD

i just got my first look at a divine beast and i can't believe i was calling them jaegers

my jaw dropped irl holy shit

like that thing truly looks both divine and beastly (this one is an elephant)

is mipha still in there as like a ghost ;_;

it's so clear how much everyone misses her

and she seemed so sweet in the one short memory i recovered

every time sidon does his sparkle smile i love him a little more

i didn't trust him at first bc he seemed a little too eager but now i see he's just doing his best!!!!

especially as someone who thinks radically and progressively in a society where elders stay around hundreds of years

YESSSSS I GOT ZORA ARMOR!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

SWIM SPEED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omfg and it's an engagement thing just like the sapphire

MADE BY MIPHA?

thats right that other lady said link was supposed to choose between her and mipha

listen mipha seems cool and all but i've been shipping zelink for 19 years, so

oh NO, mipha had feelings for link

oh no poor mipha...oh my god

WAIT AM I ABOUT TO GET ANOTHER MEMORY??? OH MY GOD!!!!!

duuuuuude

"no matter how bad the wound i will ALWAYS" heal you and then link wakes up in water

did she do that!!! did she save him ;_; oh my god im going to cry

"you are quivering like a hatchling" PLEASE protect my poor son

muzu is making me sad dude he misses her so much and he hates this so much

ooooh i have to fight another lynel for shock arrows...good Lord im not looking forward to that

I KNEW IT

"calamity ganon took control of the beasts and trapped the champions inside" yep either she's still alive like link and zelda or her body is in there and so is her fucking ghost

DUDE!! i just swam up my first waterfall and it was AWESOME!!!!!

so im at shatterback point now hwere lynel is just bc i wanted to swim up a waterfall but probably he will kill me quickly lmao

apparently you can mount him too which. sick.

but idk i dont have any good food or elixirs or weapons ready im just up here for science im probably gonna knock off soon i gotta Draw

Oh Fuck There He Is ):

it's super tedious to have top go back and delete every fucking picture i take for my copendium one by one those shouldn't save in my album automatically come on dude im trying to take a picture of this lion centaur thing here

aaah there's a rainbow here too #nice

ah well got him about a quarter pf the way down before i died :/ not bad for being completely unprepared

tbh i only had one defense food?? had i had more i could have whittled him down eventually

anyway thats all for tonight!! i doubt i'll play anymore tonight bc i have drawing to do

lol this is a long post but it's all in one bc i'm typing them in notepad now and don't have to worry about them getting too long

[thegeminisage]

zeldablogging! i actually quit playing hours ago but i didn’t have time to post it until now

firstly my bro came over and let me use all his amiibos and i got epona and some SWEET gear, but it's like, a random chance to get one of the three piece fo each one, so he has to COME BACK so can get everything

i got one of link's iconic hats haha im Sad

also i went to the wasteland tower and i can see the divine beast from there!! i think with the flying island bird thing i've now seen them all

altho if that ship thing really is the beast and i can see if from that far away...holy Fuck. they are so Big

my brother wanted me to go north to the woods at the top of the map to get the master sword, but im just not Ready yet. i wanna see more plot. he also told me that there was no special quest for it which like :/ weak?? im disappointed tbh

the interactive map shows a stable along the road so i guess i will start there!

i'm a little intimidated by the big desert tbh

god everything here is so tall and vast...i'm pretty sure bits of this are from one of the cool parts of the trailer

omg there's a talus on this hill

dont feel like fighting it now tho lol

KASS IS HERE <3

omg four dudes lost in the gerudo region...now THIS sounds familiar

ahaha :')

actually, i think i'm gonna go ahead and head to gerudo town first before exploring everywhere...which is the opposite of what i SAID i wanted to do after death mountain but this desert is big and vast and it'll be easier to keep track of what i've done, and tbh i'm afraid of running into the divine beast while i explore LMAO

plus: i wanna see plot!

i like that horses follow the roads, i can kinda see the sights and scope it out a little before Deep Exploration

wait can i not

oh god can i not ride my horse out here....?

oh jesus

ohhh my god what a long walk.......haha i've become spoiled

oh well here we go

lol i put on the link hat and got like. overwhelmed, emotionall.y too much. so much. to see him in green rn. altho lowkey disappointed he hasn't been in green for most of the game thats just His Color

omg it gets Cold in the desert at night!!

i bet in the daytime it gets hot hahaha

ooh i got a gerudo shield and scimitar from this lizalfos! nice!

WOW ANOTHER GERUDO HI HELLO IM GAY

uh

why......doesn't my map work rn

what the fuck??

i opened it and?? static??

please tell me it's the divine beast and not an area thing i can't LIVE without my map

wow the air got all green and windy here when i walked towards a shrine...dnw dnw 

see this is why i worried about exploring but it's Right There if igured it'd be no trouble

thats what i get for thinkin

omg a SAND SEAL?? they are so weird lookin haha and it scared me for a sec moving thru the gloom like that. thought it was a monster

uh

it strikes me with no minimap i can't fast travel and everything looks just the same out here...what if i get lost?

oh there's the shrine thank god

omg my map works inside the shrine ;w;

tbh i dont feel like doing it rn i'd fast travel out of this green shit if that didn't mean having to start the whole walk over

i guess i can just fast travel to the shrine itself at least now i know the direction i need to walk to get out

yep and here goes the temp climbing. jesus

luckily i prepped for this when i stop to cook i like to make a bit of everything and i knew i was coming somewhere hot, so

LMFAO out of sheer curiosity i took all my armor off and that worked too.

ohhh amn this no-map green-sand no-visibility thing is WIGGING ME OUT dude i pray it's a divine beast thing bc i can't explore like this AND i couldn't really see the whole beast bc of the sand. so. fingers crossed

please let me find the road please let me find the road please let me find the road

put all my armor back on bc i spotted an enemy and thats super weird even without special food the sun isn't killing me anymore...maybe it's a noontimeish thing? but no, it was sunrise before and 10am now.......mysterious. i don't like it. i do not like the desert. i Do Not like the desert.

I JUST HEARD THE BEAST ROAR

oh my god and there it is...what even IS that jesus christ

it's so big im scared and crying

and the lightning!!! it's so powerful!!!!

like, my brother said the dungeons were too easy but the FEEL of these things...they truly are fucking divine

oh thank fuck i see fire. help me please

MY MAP'S BACK YES

thank GOD

and i'm at gerudo town i think!! somehow

but i missed the oasis and i know there was a memory there painter dude told me ):

wait, no...this IS the oasis! yes!!!!!! i made it to the road in the perfect spot!!!!!!

wait they;re saying here "voe" aren't allowed in gerdo town...oh my god are they being serious rn

I HATE THE DESERT LMAO

but frankly i can't blame them. tbh if i had a society of all females i wouldn't let any men in either.

there's. so many pretty women in here. they're so tall. i'm so gay

omg there's a rito and a goron here!

oooh the highlands tower sandstorm apparently dies down for a few hours every day!! good to know x_x

god if it IS a regional thing im totally fucked.

oop the temp kicked up again once i left the oasis

WAIT i almost forgot the memory jesus christ!

ok ok

WHOAAA HOLY FCK

zelda was running from the yiga clan and link stepped in and saved her at the last second AND THE MAIN THEME PLAYED A LITTLE

altho i kinda hate this helpless damsel zelda stuff...i guess it's mostly par for the course, tho - very few games have had her able to fight and even the ones that did got her captured at the very end

there's a rock outcropping here and i can SEE the sandstorms, jesus

i hope they're less frequent after i free the beast

maybe the one near the shrine/tower broke up for a sec and that's why the temp kicked up? everyone says it does once a day...but my map didn't change lol so idk

lol got to tell a gerudo she was my dream girl

haha so they travel and leave to find husbands and have kids? she mentioned "training"... great potential for trans characters here but alas that's WAY beyond nintendo rn

i like that they speak another language, it makes the world feel bigger and more real (and they even teach you some!!)

omg you can RIDE the sand seals?!

i...need a shield...to sand seal SURF

that sounds. like the coolest thing ive ever heard in my whole life

apparently there's a guy who slips in every night that i could follow!! i wish i could just sneak in myself, tho

all right nothing doing so i loked it up and APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO CROSSDRESS LOL i love it

like i've seen that outfit in guides and i thought it looked a bit nonfunctional

altho i hope this plotline doesn't make crossdressers the butt of a joke!!

aw you can tell the person on the rock "you're a man" but im gonna pretend she's trans and not be a jerk

AAAH I LOOK PRETTY

ok, i absolutely gotta dye these pink

AWWW LINK LOOKS BASHFUL WHEN TOLD HE IS A GOOD-LOOKIN GAL

MY SWEET SON

yes i am fast traveling this instant to dye these

i know this game is probably being gross about this but frankly i love the idea of agender link

and these are my favorite clothes i wanna wear them and ride my pink horse all the time

aaah and now i am pink!! tbh i'd love to sneak in now but i have a stream to get ready for ))):

maybe i will just look around really quick i still have a few minutes

im usually a little late starting anyways lol

ooh the music in the day here is rly cool!

OMG A LIL BABY GERUDO GIRL SHE'S SO CUTE im crying

LOL THERE'S A GORON HERE

why did they let him in! i thought there were no girl gorons

lmao even he doesn't know......omg

omg an OLD gerudo too finally!!!

gaaaah i wanna look around more but my time is up for tonight!!