#bc if i didnt hed get mad 😭😭

[lousiee]

godbless im so happy i dont have 2 pretend 2 be dumb abt my own interests anymore i missed having hobbies 😭❤️

[xxfillerxx]

Things im looking forward to in the hypmic 2024 albums: (BP spoilers)

EDIT updated

Nayuta Yamada waking up and FINDING OUT about all the drama. Her husband managed to find out a way to wake her up, worked with a new government that staged a coup, his kids disowned him and believed she was dead, and he made 30+ clones that were used for sacrifices on the hypnosis mic prototype. What happens when she wakes up and sees his cast from his broken arm that their son did 😭 i also hope shes actually an interesting character and not just that 'perfect dead wife' trope thingy. Ik i saw a great Nayuta headcanon that i REALLY want to be canon. I also hope we get a Nayuta design drop. Personally, I dont think she'll overly look like Ramuda bc Rei knew what the Ramuda clones were used for, so I doubt hed want to see her likeliness keep dying.

Oh my god the Yamada family drama HAS to go crazy. Like the whole hypmic plot was made bc one guy tried to get revenge on the world or whatever and wake up his comatose wife

I need to see what happens with this info publically. If Nayuta goes public, where does she live? On her own after she divorces Rei (JOKING but pls thatd be so funnyyyyy)? With rei in osaka? With BB? Godddd imagine saburo who didnt have the chance to really remember her and ohhhhhhh my ogddddd

God pls i want nayuta to pick up rapping since she was THE co-creator if not lead in creating the hypnosis mic AND have a cool mic design

ABOUT THE PUBLIC STUFF U NEED TO SEE DH'S REAVTION TO IT IF ITS NOT A SECRET. "You're telling us BB are your kids?! Wait wait you had a wife all this time?! What the fu-"

Mad trigger crew? Idk 🧍‍♂️ we might see more of rios commander, oh yeah id like to see what happens with samatoki and nemu in fighting for their ideals. There is the possibility that Nemu could become acting president or smth so ig if that happens? We see samatokis reaction? Honestly im just 💀💀 worried at samatokis words to ichiro from BP like "alright, if i participate and help in the festival then you have to listen to an order from me the next time that you cant refuse" like that sounds like bad foreshadowing even if prob nothing will happen to him 😭

oh yeah whatever happens to Ramuda AND THE OTHER CLONES OH GOD THE CLONES. do they privately help out at chuohku??? Live pubkic??? I remember chatting in the discord gc like "what if rei sets them up as a scam like u rent a ramuda and they live in ur home rent free for a while before going back". WHAT DOXYOU DO WITH 30 RAMUDAS. Im thinking they probably help chuohku as guard or w/e strictly in rhe building bc itd be chaos if ramuda clones got loose

GENTARO BBRORORORIRIRIROR GENTA BROOOOOOOO GENTBAROOOOO FUCK MAN THATS LIKE WHAT IM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE MOST FUCK. OKAY. THIS IS A BIG ONE. A DOOZY.

1) so gentsro took on his brothers identity THIS MESN THAT HE TOOK HIS NAME AS WELL, RIGHT??? WHAT IS GENTARO'S PREVIOUS NAME. IMAGINE IF HIS BROTHER WAKES UP AND THEN THE FIRST THING HE SAYS AS HE SEES GENTARO IS A NAME WE HAVENT HESRD BEFORE AND WE ALL GO "OH FUCK THATS GENTARO"

2) does gentaro still go public with chuohkus info as revenge??? Maybe not since hed just be focused on his brother waking up and all

i will be calling gentaros brother gentabro to ensure no confusion

DO THE YUMENOS GO PUBLIC WITH THE INFO??? gentaro is a celebrity rn with massive success so what happens? Do they still keep the switch private as gentabro does whatever and gentaro keeps living as his brother? Do they publically announce it? Just swap and gentaro changes his appearance a little so gentabro is still the author? Do they both work on publushing under the same name? I need to knoooow

FLINP POSSE MEETS THE YUMENOS. PLEASE bc of gentaros yume no kanata song MAYBE gentaro was still at least a little cynical and not so trusting before so IM GAINE IF HIS BRITHER IS LIKE PROUD OF HIM FOR MAKING FRUENDS. fling posse meeting them will be chaotic like "YOU HAD A BROTJET??????"

oh yeah whatever happens with dice and his mum. Im p sure thatll still be kept a secret but itd be so funny if it got revealled to FP

Ooohhhh id love to see jakurai reunited with his horrror movie protagonist son (WHY did he ring jakurai AND PROCEED T9 TELL HIM EVERYTHING WITHOUT HEARING HIS VOICE). maybe jaku gets emotional amd all then introduces him to Matenro 😭😭

Whatever the FUCK is honobono's deal and if things get resolved AKA she goes to jail for 1000000 years and whatwver needs to happen for hifumi to resolve stuff a little and put some closure on it

Homobono mic and spesker reveal PLEASE. oh god the honobono typos go crazy i once spelled HONKbono as well as bonobono just minutes ago.

PLEASE KR SHAKES BARS LIKE A MONKEY WITH RABIES I NEED HER MIC AND SPEAKER REVEAL STAT. girl doesnt even need a rap ability bc she only needs raw power to win

um ill update this list in the afternoon tomorrow bc i need to fucking studddyyyy exams start next week wish me luck! I will write a fuckton more of stuff i needd to see dw.

Addition still studying for exams hoping to crush it! Anyways:

i think everything jakurai and hitoya has been resolved already so not much need for that. BUT. IMAGINE IF JAKURAI AND REI MEET AS THE DILF DUO. I had a meme for this lol

DH? I dunno if anything needs resolving for DH aside from DH's reaction to rei and his family.

We need a Honobono and Shakku Harai showdown 😭😭 maybe its just bc shakku knows his son so well that his rap/sermon was effective but CURRENTLY THESE 2 ARE UNCONTESTED. pls shakku defeat the final boss

ummm ig thats all im mostly just looking forward to the gentabro stuff and everything related to the Yamada family. Like the hypmic plot would NOT be this convoluted or exist if it werent for Yamada dysfunctional nuclear family drama lmaoooo

OH YWAH HONOBONO MIC AND SPEAKER DESIGN AND NAYUTA DESIGN TOO PLS

Pls let nayuta be intwresting and not a perfect dead wife trope plz 🙏🙏

PS I FORGOT YEAHXI WANNA SEE WHOS THE PRIME MINIZTER NOW LOL. Is it otome stepping back up? Nemu despite being 19? Ichiro brime binister real? Im so curious.

[ballplayersxo]

i need that anon to come back and give me a mlre detailed d report of kuz paolo and ben like SMUTTT i need to know

kuz: this was 2018. he was honestly so cool personality wise, always complimenting me and checking in. ik he was talking to hella girls in la though. dick wise was good. hes average size. hes not the best eater and only did it drunk lol. hes sooo good at fucking though. i see why all his exes keep tabs on him. you wouldnt assume so. so sensual and its always fun. he also lovessss pillow talking and wanted to discuss what i liked and didnt like and vice versa. i loved how he loved to make me cum. leos are so good in bed i swear. 

ben: … okay so disappointing. hes so hot i was so nervous to be around him initially. he was sooo clingy before we met but as soon as we started fucking became on and off. the dick. is. BIG. i was so shocked. but hes horrible in bed. refused to kiss saying he hates kissing and only kisses his girlfriends. refused to eat me out saying he never did it and never would and girls that want their pussy ate arent wife material and hes so disappointed so many woman expect it?! but wants his dick sucked everyday. deadass told me his future girl is expected to suck him every morning and night and on command… all that AND HE DOESNT LAST. hes nutted just off 20 seconds of head. You cant forget about fucking. imagine him lasting a minute being considered a long time. cant stroke either. only missionary bc seeing ass makes him nut before he can put it in. and he wants “rounds” aka nutting in 30 seconds, resting ten minutes then repeat. im getting mad typing ughh. cant believe it lasted a year… i was down bad. we had a huge fight.

paolo: a stallion. this man is BIG. All three are around the same height and ben is muscular too but paolo is HUGE. he also has such bde. i was nervous in his presence. i could tell he wanted to FUCK fuck. his eyes are mesmerizing, a honey brown. he has a gentle voice and touch and just makes you melttt. so sexual. he was telling me how he was gonna eat me and DELIVERED. A MUNCH!!!! ugh hes literally the best eater ive ever had. his dick is sooo big and girthy too and HEAVY. that bitch hurt to hold. he also fucks good. theres been times hes nutted quick or his rhythm was off but hes still a baby and was improving everytime. but he was also hot and cold. like hed ghost me after an amazing session then call me 50 times. hes also my most recent of the three and my fave of them. 

i have many thoughts. first with ben, there seems to be a clear difference in how he is with girlfriends vs flings. cause this is not the ben i’ve read about 😭 it’s not the ben that seems to have the girls going crazy like??? i’m so disappointed. but paolo??? yeah, i need it expeditiously. i’m seeing him in a new light y’all i can’t deny it anymore 💔 i always knew the body gave but now? yeah. yeah.

[rillils]

its how crowley didnt immediately chug down holy water after the Break up because hes still so full of love (even after everything) he knows that god had abandoned muriel, ofc she doesnt care about muriel, you know damn well that hes gonna take care of muriel bc he knows first hand how painful it is to be abandoned by god and, fuck everyone, he will not ever let muriel know that god had abandoned them

HE IS GONNA BE SO SO SO OVERPROTECTIVE OF THEM BECAUSE THEY REMIND HIM OF HIMSELF

he will show them the world that he and his angel fell in love with

he will not let any harm come to them, he wont get mad when they ask questions, he wont get mad when they do something stupid, hed take care of them like he would a child, becaUSE HE IS NOT GONNA BE ABANDONING THEM BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW LONELY IT WAS ON EARTH BEFORE HAVING AZIRAPHALE TO GO TO

HES GONNA TREAT MURIEL THE WAY AZIRAPHALE TREATED HIM, WITH SO MUCH LOVE AND CARE AND VALIDATION AND ANSWERS TO THEIR QUESTIONS

AND EVERYDAY, HIS LIFE ON EARTH WONT BE AS SAD AS IT WAS THAN IT WAS THAT DAY

hes gonna show muriel all the places he loves (because hes made memories there with his angel) all the places hes been, all the songs he likes and even some of the songs that his angel likes

HED HAVE LUNCH, SNACKS, DESSERTS, DRINKS, AND DINNER WITH THEM EVEN THOUGH MURIEL WOULD JUST STARE AT IT (at the end, crowley just ate their food) BUT MURIEL WOULD STILL LOVE IT, THE MOMENT

muriel would read all the romance books in azi's library and would tell crowley all about it everytime they finish one, and crowley would listen, BECAUSE GOD DIDNT LISTEN TO HIM, DIDNT LISTEN TO HIS QUESTIONS OR IDEAS, HE HAS TOO MUCH LOVE IN HIM TO DO THAT TO MURIEL AS WELL

AND EVERYONE WOULD JUST ASSUME THAT THEYRE HIS DAUGHTER HSBSHDJ

#muriel and bentley are children of divorce #and i am once again not Okay

babes holy shit you're gonna make me cry all over again 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

but yes THIS!!!! SO VERY MUCH THIS!! I need it like I need air! GIMME SOFT GRUMPY LOVING DAD CROWLEY, WHO'S AS GENTLE WITH MURIEL AS HE WAS WITH LITTLE JEMIMA ALL THOSE MILLENNIA AGO 🙏🙏💕💕💕

also do you think he would let Muriel ride in the Bentley? I'm pretty sure Muriel's never even been close to a car in their life before-- oh and the plants!! can you imagine Muriel seeing them, and being so fascinated by them, reading books about all things green and realizing that these specific plants are suffering, so they take it upon themself to look after them and nurture them back to health? because that would make Mr Crowley so happy, they're sure 😭😭

[dykeyote]

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE NEW EPISODE...... <- I cried several times and had to take an hour long break to eat food because I was so stressed I was shaking like a small dog JSBDJDNDM

it made me theow up and die . anyway my specific thoughts:

hermies sad little love ballad in his goofy nerd voice made me giggle . hed be so mad if he knew he didnt even drop the best season 2 npc post-death song 🙏 sorry hermster im literally listening to the cut my life into pizzas intro rn

i REALLY loved normals reaction . ADORED IT . its exactly what i wanted him to do . i LOVE that he was angry in particular!!!!!!! i Adore when normal gets to be properly mad him shouting ar scam and at sparrow was GREAT!!!!!!! the denial was perfectly in character the anger was perfectly in character the sadness was too i Loved it

DRAWING THE LOVERS REVERAED????? insane . my jaw dropped in the middle of the post office

the scam stuff was interesting to me .... the ract that hermie was never supposed to be sentient and was just a goof meant to be funny forever will HAUNT ME.

IM REALLY GLAD HES DEAD PERMANENTLY HONESTLY!!!!! i was a little irritated we saw terry jr again despite also being excited bc i love him .... but im glad hes a death with consequences even tho i wish we'd gotten some more depth

NOTMAL CANNOT GO FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT SOME NONSENSE 😭😭 ANTHONY BURCH LEAVE HIM BE . DID HE NEED THAT REVELATION PILED ON????? extremely interesting tho im excited to see what happens

henry and normals interaction abt mercedes made me wail . so did sparrow reassuring normal a bit while lark told him to get down from the bullets

scary struck me as the only other one to be particularly sad which surprised me and struck me as really interesting?? not that i think she was Deeply Upset but shes the only one who to me read to me as having a particular emotional response (saying they cant just leave him, having the only particularly personal eulogy besides normal) which i think is an interesting choice i didnt expect

i miss you herm u were my fav freak 👍 i might make him a char playlist soon

[ask4mycashapp]

The pillars reactions to their traine thats super physicaly strong (like raw strength)

Their in a spar match and they just pick them up and bitch slam them on the floor straight on their back 😭

hii, i only write for 4 of the pillars, (mitsuri, obanai, sanemi and muichirou) so if they arent the specific onws you wanted im sorry abt that. here you go though 🤲🏼.

obanai, mitsuri, muichiro and sanemi with a vv physically strong trainee!

obanai:

• uhm excuse me... what the hell???? 🤠

• hes so confused

• if you could body slam the shit out of him why are you trying to train under him???

• like for all that you can rip the demons head off with with your hands! you dont need to learn how to wield a sword from him 😭.

• when oyakata first brought you to obanai to be his trainee he genuinely thought you were weak too ☠️.

• mans was like, "ha look at this dumbass they dont even know how to wield a sword 🥱"

• and you probably heard him bc that body slam seemed so personal-

• hes sorry just dont do that again, hell teach you serpent breath and everything :,).

mitsuri:

• omgomg OMGGGG

• shes always wanted a trainee! shes so exciteddd

• she almost forgot she had to spar with you to test your current skill. she just wanted to get straight into teaching you breath of love or helping you make your own breathing technique!

• but obanai reminded her and here we are now.

• shes still excited though! she even emphasized not to go easy on her, so you sadly had to body slam the nicest woman alive.

• but shes not mad, shes actually so impressed.

• shes extremely physically strong too you know! shed probably challenge you to a sparring match without weapons, who knows who will win! probably not you.

• anyway she thinks youre extremely cool and shes excited to see how strong youll be with a sword!

muichiro:

• see he was supposed to start your training like... last week? he doesnt know, he forgot.

• another thing he forgot, like mitsuri, was that he had to spar with you. unlike her though he didnt forget because he was excited he just deadass forgot.

• once yall were starting and he saw you didnt have a sword he immediately got defensive.

• hes forgetful not dumb, oyakata would not make him train you if you werent strong. so that means if you cant use a sword your probably as strong as the fuckin hulk.

• so since hes prepared, you probably wont be able to get to body slam him, but for the sake of this hc lets say you do.

• hes more annoyed than anything ☠️.

• hes like, "wtf that was mad uncalled for. now my back hurts. i cant even watch the clouds now because it hurts for me to lay down bc of you, dickhead."

• i hc sassy muichirou

• hell forgive you eventually probably.

sanemi:

• i love sanemi i promise not more than muichiro 🙄 but he would be the biggest dh ever.

• hed def be like "now why the actual fuck would i train a dumbass that doesnt even know how to use a sword??? you have to be really fucking talentless to-"

• he got bodyslammed before he could finish.

• contrary to probably what everyone would think, he smiles.

• he probablys like, "okay maybe i was being a douche, you might have a little potential."

• thats the best your gonna get from him so take it.

• in the end you got some respect from sanemi shinazugawa himself, be proud.

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[numbaoneflaya]

Hiii, can I get 1, 2, 6, 16 for Nirn ; 3, 10, 14, 18 for Riley; and 4,7, 12, 15 for Suds. Also fun fact: I write down all the oc questions I wanna ask so I have random notebook pages with numbers and ur oc names on them 😌

GFHDHD wait wait I do that too for you I put them down in whatever google doc im workin on so i just have a bunch of docs w numbers and UR ocs names on them 😭 same mind..

1. What is their morning routine? What are the first things they do when they wake up?

-Wake up around 5 am. (six if he feels like sleeping in). Do morning stretches/yoga immediately. Fix his appearance/ brush his hair and teeth. Go over notes and documents from the night prior to see if he views anything differently now. Breakfast (light) with black tea. This is his me time of the day. Then choose an outfit and get dressed. Have the messengers sent in to hear any news or concerns. By around 7 am he's ready to greet the day :)

2. What is their nighttime routine? What are the last things they do before they fall asleep?

-He usually goes to bed around midnight or so. He bathes, chooses an outfit for the next morning, maybe does a face mask or sets some candles. Goes over documents and letters. For a little while in bed he'll read, either work related things or something he finds interesting. He falls asleep fairly easily but is a light sleeper and suffers frequently from insomnia, so its not unoften he'll miss a day or two of sleep and just spend the night working instead.

6. If they were videogame characters, what loot would they drop when they died?

Man I cant imagine him being killable in a videogame hes DEF an unkillable npc 😭 since hes literally a god. maybe he gets sick of the player trying to kill him and pretends to die, dropping the following- a bottle of wine, a coupon for scented bath salts, a collection of golden rings, and a moderate amount of XP. You run into him later in the game and can ask him like “didnt I kill you?” and hes like “that sounds like a personal problem. But try it again and you wont be as lucky” and then any further attempt to attack him just ends with the game crashing.

16. Is there a song lyric that they particularly identify with?

And oh, poor Atlas

The world's a beast of a burden

You've been holding on a long time

And all this longing

And the ships are left to rust

That's what the water gave us

'Cause they took your loved ones

But returned them in exchange for you

But would you have it any other way?

Would you have it any other way?

You could have it any other way

(Thanks i made myself sad)

Riley!

3. They’re locked out in the rain. What do they do?

High pitched musical screaming while banging on the windows exactly like this vine but with more desperation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfF49HgeVKY

Start crying probably if hes wearing velvet or satin and then gets mad enough about being locked out (even tho he locked himself out) he kicks in a basement window or smthn and crawls in and ends up falling on his face. All of this bcs in his emotions abt having his outfit ruined he forgot the rats have a way of unlocking it from inside and they all just watching him like :/

10. What would their karaoke song be?

Either something by ABBA or falloutboy hsfsdfh had his medieval fantasy equivalent to an emo phase in his youth and would know all the words to the black parade by heart so maybe that. Hed get hype af on the stage and start trying to crowd surf and shit when the guitar solo hits if he's gotten drunk enough.

14. What would you have to put under a crate propped up with a stick to catch them?

A nice plate of assorted cheese, a bottle of champagne, some fine imported silks unavailable from anywhere local, a darling fancy rat with a tousled coat, an ocean scented body mist, an arcane tomb bursting with forbidden energies, and maybe a beginners set of dulled throwing knives bcs he wants to learn how to be sexy but keeps cutting himself up when he tries w real ones :/

18. What do they do to cheer themselves up?

Buys himself things, spends time with his rats and talks his problems through with them, buys his rats costumes and accessories, throws himself into his studies, or if he's really feeling it then makes himself a bubble bath and gets champagne drunk in it while reading other arcane scholars thesis papers and scribbling down scorching reviews while mocking them aloud to the rats or whoever is unfortunate enough to be nearby.

Suds!

4. What would their ideal first date be?

-Suds considers himself too old and too jaded to ever do something like go on a date or have romance again. Of course that doesn't stop the occasional dream or fantasy of it from which he wakes up thinking damn :/ that hurted. Ideally its a picnic with just the two of them, they go to a pond or a spring and have biscuits and honey suds made himself. They feed the local squirrels and maybe share a glass of rose wine… they go home late through the garden and suds shows them the different variety of plant life he grows. They maybe hold hands :) and then share a kiss at his door.

7. What are the last 3 things in their Google search history?

How to let coyotes know you are a friend but also not to fuck with you

How to be less sensitive

Pineapple hurt mouth why

12. What do they use as a bookmark?

Hes def the type uses big leaves and flowers as bookmarks. Doesnt consider dog earring to be bad unless its a super old book.

15. They need to go on a 5 hour drive. How do they prepare?

Wakes up a little late and packs half in a hurry. Water bottles check. Snacks and food check. Pee bottle and tampons? Check, in case someone needs it. He respects women like that. Books on tape check, but also custom made cds for the occasion. Headphones and sunglasses check. MOST importantly a blanket and neck pillow, check. On god he is gonna be snoozin. Sun chips and arizona iced tea are his go too snack so also check.

[seo-bean]

I was fine until you came along--Mark Lee (blurb)

Request: enemies to lovers mark blurb !!

A/N: guys im sorry im so late,,,im really trying hard to finish these but i just started college so 😭 please be patient with me feel free to request more (i’ll get to them eventually, also gif didnt load im sorry))

SO ALRIGhtttt

youd be close friends with donghyuck….and so would mark

but the three of you wouldnt be close….

donghyuck literally had to choose you or mark bc,,,

when you and mark were together you guys would be so awkward and borderline hateful

it seemed to donghyuck like you were competing for his friendship

but it was never something he’d confront

like it all started when donghyuck over scheduled himself MEANING he had to decide between chilling with you or mark

so then the jealously began

and every time you saw mark you got a little hostile

and mark wasnt nearly as mad as you BC HE GOT TO SEE DONGHYUCK MORE OFTEN

so he would just feed in to the nonsense by saying something equally as mean or worse

and after a while youd literally ignore mark

eventually youd tell donghyuck how upset it made you that he forgot about the arcade plans 

he was one of your closest friends and you depended very much on his company  WOW SOft hours have BEEN ENTERED

like he was one of the people you could talk to about anything

AND THE MORe he saw how marks presence affected your mood the more distant he got from you both

bc he didnt want you sad

so one day mark would see you commencing your walk home and hed storm towards you

MARK WOULD BE SO MAD n hed snatch your headphones out for your attention

youd be so shocked and your eyebrows would furrow

lemme tell you he’d go off on you

“IF IT WASNT FOR YOU DONGHYUCK WOULD STILL BE HANGING OUT WITH ME. WHY DID YOU ACT LIKE I WAS CAUSING YOU SO MUCH DIsCOMFORT,,HE WAS MY FRIEND BEFORE HE EVEN MET YOU” hed literally be a different person

and you would not have known what to say

youd have tears in your eyes bc you missed him but mark had a point 

donghyuck was human and he literally made one little mistake that you blew out of proportion

and it made mark seem like a bad guy even tho donghyucks the one who chose to hang out with him

SO all you could say was “sorry” before you start to walk away and cry

AND MARK WOULD JUST STAND AND WATCH WITH HIS DOE EYES BEFORE FOLLOWING YOU

“wait im not done” hed mumble while sprinting behind you

and youd be so done like ‘IS HE SERIOUS?”

SO HED MAKE YOU TURN AROUND

and hed go “Also why couldn’t I establish the relationship I wanted with you? You ruined it for us in so many ways.” hed drop his arms to his side

before you could speak again he’d go,,, “I thought you were cute and I was gonna ask you out but you treated be so viscously, I got quite defensive and I’m sorry but I still don’t know why you hate me so bad.”

and youd start to feel bad,,, wondering if you and mark played nice would donghyuck return

SO THATs exactly whatd you do….

and mark would tell you to disregard the stuff about liking you bc hed just “say that was for the dramatics”

 youd literally feel so strange

but donghyuck would notice you two getting along

and now the both of you managed to hang out with him at the same time

BUT one day when donghyuck sets up movie night mark would catch you in the kitchen alone

n you’d be super confused 

but hed tell you that he seriously did like you 

he noticed how soft and caring you can be

and he saw how well you took care of yourself and how kind you can be

and hed even kiss you like hed always wanted to

definitely the type to secretly hold hands under blankets and sneak glances at you

initially donghyuck would not pick up on it

but later hed see mark cupping your face in a V NON-PLATONIC WAY

but hed keep it to himself bc you guys came a very far way and this means less fights over him looool