#bc i’m doing my ee on that

[importantthingshurtsometimes]

working on my ee bc first draft is due next week and i procrastinated hard 💞

[cowboyinternist]

see!! i can draw more than just portraits!! im capable!!! (episode 90 redraw yippee)

+ other sketch/doodle things :p

[chaoticallyclorox]

i am not getting that ib diploma.

[spiderlily-w1tch-blog]

𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚒 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚒||𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛 - 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑

𝕎𝕀𝕊ℙ𝕊𝕀𝕄ℙ𝕊

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Ft Todoroki Natsuo, Dabi, & (cheater!)Todoroki Shouto; Ft Stolen|Payback, size kink, daddy kink, creampie(wow, i’m realising that that’s a very common theme here)

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫: I do not own BNHA or its characters, all credit goes to its creators and actors

WC: 5,164(a longer one :D)

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: Includes references to cheating(by Shouto), daddy kink, age gap, light breeding kink(one line), references to arson and violence, few uses of “Y/n”, 1st Person POV, obligatory exhibitionism/public sex warning (Series Warning)

𝔐𝔦𝔫𝔦 𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔢: This is Quirkless!AU, so Dabi’s ‘scars’ are just cool tattoos, maybe a bit of burn scars bc he’s still a pyromaniac lol

【Ｍａｓｔｅｒｌｉｓｔ】

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‘I hate him! I hate him!! I hate him!!!’ I screamed in my mind as I wiped my tears again, getting out of my car. ‘That fucking bastard!’ I wanted nothing more than to actually scream out what I was feeling but I just wanted to get in, grab my shit, and go. I used the spare key I almost wanted to shove down his throat, to get into his family home. I haphazardly tossed my shoes off and barely slid on the house slippers before I started on my way into the home.

With my tears blurring my vision to next to nothing, my thoughts were going a million miles a minute with the constantly recurring thought of how heavy my finger feels without the ring that bastard had the audacity to promise himself to me with. I didn’t see the hulking figure in front of me, having heard the harsh shutting of the door. I crashed into a solid chest and almost fell had it not been for the Firefighter’s fast reflexes.(Am I funny now??)

“I-I’m so sorry, sir. I-,” I tried and failed to suppress a sob that interrupted my sentence, “I di-didn’t se-ee you..” My body shook with my repressed sobs, though I couldn’t bring myself to care. In my state, I also hadn’t realized that Shouto’s father hadn’t let me go yet, nor had I realized he was shirtless.

“Y/n? What happened?” Enji asked, a hand coming up to cup my face and brush away the tears. I hadn’t even had a moment’s thought of how intimate the action was. I was simply comforted by the, vaguely surprisingly gentle hold.

“I-I don’t.. I don’t wan-want to c-cause anything..” I said through the tears still running down my face. The upside to the tears running meant that they weren’t all in my eyes, so I could actually see to an extent.

“Don’t worry about that, Little Flame, what’s happened?”

“Sh-Shouto…” Even saying his name wrought a strike of pain to my heart. Apparently, I physically cringed at it, making Enji pull me into a warm embrace. Burying my face in his bare chest, I felt content enough to continue, “He-He cheated on me…” I mumbled, just loud enough that he could hear. Suddenly, the hold around me tightened, not in a painful way, no, in a protective way that made me feel safe for reasons I didn’t understand in my emotional state. It almost took my thoughts away from the imaginary weight on my hand even with the lack thereof.

“He what?” Enji all but growled, I could somehow tell, though, that he wasn’t angry with me. I nodded into his form and curled in on myself a bit more.

“W-with Yaomomo..” I shuttered out, seemingly a substitute for the sobs that wracked my body just minutes ago. It seems I was out of tears. I could feel his fists clench before he pulled back, holding me by my shoulders.

“That is unacceptable, Little Flame. I promise he will be dealt with accordingly. In the meantime, is there anything I can do for you?” The large man asked, the look in his eyes seeming like he already had something in mind. The feeling of safety and security he gave me, as well as the powerful look in his eye, I decided in under 5 seconds.

“C-can you hold me..?” I asked weakly, wanting to feel his strong arms around me again.

“Of course, Little Flame, anything for you,” He gave me a smile that sent a shiver down my spine for all the wrong reasons since he’s my, now Ex(whether he knew it or not), fiancé’s father. That thought didn’t stay long as all I wanted to focus on was the comfort he could give me.

He effortlessly lifted me into his arms and moved to the family room and sat down in the large armchair with me now in his lap. He led me to lean into his chest as he caressed my back with both hands. With his entire body naturally dwarfing me, his hands encompassed most of the space, his left hand gently stroking over my lower back while his right stayed between my shoulder blades.

My breathing returned to normal while I inhaled his smoky scent and let myself feel his body against mine, lightly blushing when I finally processed that he had nothing on his very built torso. I moved my head closer to his neck from where it lay on his shoulder, my hands beginning to slide up and down his hard chest slightly, feeling the sparse, coarse chest hair. Slowly, his left hand moved lower and dipped under my sweater top and stroked his fingers lightly on the skin just above my where my leggings ended.

His right hand smoothed down my spine before he planted it heavily on my thigh. He stroked his thumb over the area, so close to my mound, and it made me clench around nothing. He’s my cheating ex’s father, I knew I wasn’t supposed to be doing this, any of this, with him, but he’s just so big and warm and comforting and I’d be a boldfaced liar if I said I’d never thought about it. I’d also be a liar if I said part of me didn’t want to get revenge on Shouto, and you know what they say, ‘If he cheats, fuck his dad,’ no matter if it makes me feel the tiniest bit guilty.

Lifting my head up to look at him I inadvertently arched my back to look into his eyes. My gaze flickered to his lips and I noticed that his did the same to mine. Before I could even think of any reason not to, I leaned forward and captured his lips. He immediately returned the kiss and slid his left hand up my back, under my sweater top, to pull me closer.

“Yo! I’m home!” The front door opened and closed as Natsuo announced his presence. I startled and started to pull back but Enji stopped me.

“Don’t worry, Little Flame. Natsuo! Do you know if Shouto will be home soon?” Enji called down the hall to Genkan.

“Uh, I think so, why?” His voice got closer to the family room and my panic started to steadily grow with each step at the prospect of being found like this. The misunderstanding could be the end of me. As far as I knew only Enji and I knew about the affair, or at least that I knew as Shouto had no idea I had found out. So if my supposed fiancé’s brother found me in their father’s lap, I could only imagine the media storm I would fall prey to.

“Good. So he can see what he lost.” The smirk was evident in his voice and I was ready for the shouts and accusations as Natsu turned the corner.

“Oh, shit. You girls really mean it when you say that if a guy cheats on you, sleep with their dad, huh? Respect. Definitely gonna make sure not to piss off my girlfriend…” The lack of extreme reaction shocked me and I could only gawk at Natsu as he moved to sit down on the couch furthest from us.

“I- w-wait… What..? You know?” I stutter out, still gawking.

“I found out last night. I don’t have your number so I couldn’t tell you so I tried to find you but I had no clue where you were, sorry.” He bowed his head in genuine apology and I felt slightly better knowing that Natsu, even being Shouto’s brother, wanted to tell me of his betrayal.

“Now, Little Flame. Let me make you feel good, and even better when you can show him that you know he fucked up.” Enji’s voice brought me back and, with a newfound enthusiasm, I dove back in and crashed my lips to his, heat blooming in my core at the sound of his deep baritone voice cussing, for me no less. His left hand then moved down to my other thigh where he squeezed the flesh and angled them so his thumbs would both be rubbing at the edges of my cunt. I moaned wantonly into his mouth and rolled my hips to both grind on his bulge and try to get his hands further on my clothed pussy.

“Hey, Natsuo! I’m here! What did you want to talk to me about?” Shouto’s oldest brother, Touya— though he said to call him Dabi— called into the house with the sound of the front door opening and closing again.

“In the living room! I guess it’s more show and tell now, though.”

“Show and tell? What are you, fi- Holy fuck…” Dabi stopped mid-step as he turned the corner and then started to laugh in amazement, “Damn, what the hell did Shouto do?! If you’re fuckin’ the Old Man he must have really fucked up.” He spoke through his laughing fit before he wiped an imaginary tear and smirked in our direction. “But, uh, hey, if you’re lookin’ for revenge on the brat, I’m always free, too, babe.” I rested my head on Enji’s chest sideways to look at the tattooed man and giggled as I never stopped the motion of my hips.

“I’ll keep that in mind next time he cheats.” I said bitterly and got a sick sense of satisfaction when I saw the way Dabi’s eyes widened and his mouth dropped open.

“Holy shit, forget revenge fucking his dad, I’m gonna help you set the bastard on fire.” I had heard stories of his pyromaniac tendencies but I didn’t think they were real, or at least I thought they were massively exaggerated.

“How about the three of us go afterwards, Touya.” Natsuo’s voice called from the couch and I returned my full attention to Enji when he kissed and nipped at my neck with a possessive growl in my ear.

“Sounds good, Natsu. Now scoot over, ain’t no way I’m missing this shit.” The pleased man trotted over to his brother and sat, watching in both lewd interest and smug satisfaction. Getting impatient, I whined and ground my hips harder against the behemoth of a man.

“Please..” My voice came out high-pitched and needy, “Please, Daddy…” Enji’s breath hitched at the name and I panicked for only a second before another, more possessive growl sounded against my throat, and his hands wrapped tightly around my hips and moved my hips to roughly press into his as he leaned back enough to capture my lips.

“Damn, how am I both not surprised at all and yet entirely unprepared for that?” Dabi muttered to Natsuo who only offered a breathless chuckle in return.

Finally getting impatient, Enji slid his hands up from my waist and took my sweater top with the lift. I sat up to help him shuck it off and teasingly tossed it at Dabi. He whooped and jokingly told Natsuo to hand over his wallet. I rolled my eyes with a smile before my spine stiffened with a shocked gasp and moan when Enji’s thumbs dug into the seam of my leggings, with the rest of his big hands pulling the fabric taut, and tearing into them to expose my soaked panties.

“Holy shit… I mean, I figured it’s been a while since he got laid but, fuck, that was…” Natsuo spoke, both bewildered and kind of amazed at the actions of his father and the strength he exhibited in the moment.

“Desperate? Savage? Insane only the most pent-up kind of horny can make you? Yea.” Dabi cheekily replied, still not taking his eyes off the scene as he leaned toward his brother to mutter his response. Enji kept a hand at the apex of my thighs surrounded by the remains of my pants and used the other to pull me back down for a sweet kiss to my lips, to my cheek, and my jaw.

“I’ll buy you a new pair, Little Flame, I’m sorry,” he apologized, though it only sounded about half genuine in the moment, as he nipped at my lobe. His lips attached to my neck as his hand returned to the shreds of fabric and he maneuvered it enough that he could pull it easily enough down my thighs without disturbing our connection.

“Fuck… Enji, please..” I whined, the throbbing in my core becoming too much. He growled lowly at my voice and nipped at the skin just below my ear and moved his hand back to my soaked-through panties.

“Needy, Little Flame, huh?” He asked teasingly as he slid his thumb over my cunt through my underwear. My grip on his broad shoulders tightened and I let a chalky breath out at the pleasure just a layer closer to my heat. As if he could sense my thoughts, Enji moved his thumb to sneak under the hem of my panties to stroke my pussy directly. The sudden stimulation had me crying out and arching my back, pushing my chest against his.

Enji used his free hand to pop open the clasp on my bra and help me pull it off, leaving my breasts exposed. Dabi whistled and I didn’t have a chance to give a witty response when the hulking man beneath me took one of my nipples between his lips and sucked. I gasped and clenched around nothing which he must have felt. His fingers moved and he pulled the fabric to the side of my pussy and stroked through the labia with his fore and middle fingers before he eased them into my hole. While he sucked on my tit and lightly nipped at the bud, he slowly moved his fingers in and out, in and out, in and out of me. He turned his wrist over to have his closed palm facing upwards and sped up his ministrations.

“So tight, he hasn’t been taking care of you, has he?” Enji popped off of my nipple and spoke.

“T-Too.. busy fucking my best-best friend, I guess…” I breathed and looked down at his face which held a lust-clouded anger, a fire in his eyes as he gazed up at me. My gaze flickered down to where he was finger fucking my cunt and I saw the dark patch on the front of his sweatpants from my dripping arousal.

“Which one is her best friend again?” Dabi murmured to Natsuo, clicking a lighter repeatedly, likely a fidget the Pyromaniac had developed.

“Uh, the one with the giant ponytail and her tits always out.” Natsuo summed her up, making me giggle breathlessly while their father fingered me.

“Oh, yea, that one. Wait- Yaoyorozu? The brat of that one ridiculously rich and snobby family we do business with?”

“That’s the one. Yea, I never liked her, she was somehow a little brat and a stick in the mud at the same time.” My instinctive response was to defend her, say she was different if she was comfortable around you, but I stopped myself, quickly remembering just what kind of person she really is if she would betray me like this, to fuck my fiancé behind my back and have the audacity to lie to my face and still smile at me as if she wasn’t a homewrecking whore.

“Oh, fuck. Y’know I always did was want to watch them crash and burn.” I smiled and shivered at Dabi’s sentiment and moaned loudly when Enji’s thick fingers brushed against the spongy spot inside me. He smirked and brought his hand back up to hold the back of my neck to pull me into another kiss.

Even with his fingers plunging into my heat again and again, I felt far too empty so I lightly scraped my nails down his chest to the waistband of his sweatpants. He groaned into my mouth and his grip tightened on my nape and his fingers in my pussy plunged faster and harder. I moaned— a whiny, high-pitched noise— against his lips and rushed to yank his pants down below his solid cock.

Finally getting it free, I wrapped my hand around his dick and began to stroke. I gathered my own arousal on my fingers and smeared it over his tip to mix it with his pre-cum and used the mixture to lube my strokes. With each stroke, his kiss became more hungry and he moved his fingers faster and more deliberately, until finally, he decided enough was enough and pulled away from my lips.

“Oh my God, is it finally happening?” Dabi asked no one, a teasing lilt to his voice, though it had an underlying excitement.

“I think so, dude.” Natsuo responded, sounding almost exasperated but had poorly concealed excitement lacing his words. Enji pulled my hand away from his length and moved to try and position my heat over him to sink me down. Try being the operative word. We had managed to position me to hover over his cock but in the position we were in, I couldn’t properly sink down or even get him to enter me. I whined in frustration and looked at him desperate and needy to be filled.

“Don’t worry, Little Flame, I’ll take care of you.” The behemoth of a man promised me and sealed it with a kiss before he grabbed my hips firmly and lifted me up as he stood. I squealed in surprise and gripped his shoulders for balance before he set me down.

“Enji..?” I asked, wondering what he wanted me to do next. He smirked at how I looked to him for instruction, likely the action had pleased his dominance.

“Good girl, looking to Daddy for instruction. Bend over, against the chair.” He said, the smirk still present on his red and swollen lips. Dabi and Natsuo both snickered at their father but I hardly paid mind to it in my desperation to be filled by Enji’s fat cock. I quickly complied and bend myself over the arm of the chair, facing the brothers who had their gaze locked on the scene before them. Quickly after I got into the proper position, Enji got behind me and grabbed my hip with one hand and used the other to press his tip to my sopping hole.

He grabbed my other hip and pushed in and bottomed out with one hard thrust, pulling back on my hips to bring my hips flush with his. I moaned loudly when his cock buried so deep inside me and filled me better and more than Shouto ever had. His lean muscle had nothing on his father’s hulking form that encompassed me so wholly.

“F-fuck-! So.. So fucking big…” I whimpered out, the burn of the stretch was just this side of painful. I felt more than heard Enji’s low chuckle vibrating through my body, starting from my cunt, where we were connected.

“I’ll bet he never filled you up like this, huh? Certainly not recently. He truly is incompetent for throwing away such a perfect good girl.” He growled out, grinding his hips against mine to accentuate his point.

“No-! Kami no, he could never fill me up like this!” I cried out when he pulled back only a bit to roughly rut his hips against my ass, his balls slapping against my clit. I moaned loudly when he started moving, pulling back and thrusting back in. His cock dragged along my twitching walls and it felt like heaven. He sped up his thrusts and began pounding into me, jolting me forward and making my ass ripple against his forceful hips and my tits jiggle.

“Fuck-! Daddy! Feels- Feels so good~!” I moaned lewdly and felt his rhythm falter when the sound of the door cut through the living room and I stiffened up at the knowledge that my cheating Ex-Fiancé was here. In the house that his father was currently fucking me in.

“I’m home!” Shouto announced his arrival and I could hear the shuffling of him taking his shoes off and transferring to house slippers before he would start heading down the entry hall. Enji manhandled me easily to lift me to my knees on the armchair for just a moment before gripping the backs of my thighs to pick me up. My back was pressed to his chest and he continued his thrusts with a new vigor.

“You ready to show him what he’s missing, Little Flame? How much he fucked up?” The man at my back growled into my ear, kissing just below my lobe and biting the juncture of my neck and shoulder. He never stopped his thrusts, fucking up into me. I nodded hurriedly, suppressing a whine as I clenched around him and shot my grip to his forearms and dug my nails in.

“Yo, Shouto! We’re in the living room!” Dabi called smugly to his youngest brother, shooting me a smirk and a wink. ‘You can do this, princess.’ He mouthed to me with a nod. Even with Enji giving me mind-numbing pleasure, I managed to nod back.

I heard the shuffle of Shouto coming down the hallway and tried to prepare myself. I let myself focus on the drag of Enji’s cock on my walls to relax my stiff body before I let myself moan out just as Shouto was turning the corner. At the noise, his eyes widened and shot to me. To me in his father’s grasp, his cock pumping in and out of me.

“What the fuck..?!” He gasped. At first, I had been anxious, a twisting in my gut at the situation, at what would happen, but that melted away when anger replaced it. Burning rage twisted in my chest when I saw that he had the gall to look upset, to look hurt.

“Sh- aah- Shouto.. Hey.” I greeted as casually as I could with a cock slamming into me, reaching my cervix and even feeling like it would almost bust through it.

“What… What the hell are you doing?!” Shouto asked, looking bewildered.

“Haahh..! Welcome home~!” I called out in a whiny voice, preparing myself to reveal that I know he’s a lying, cheating bastard, “How’s Momo?” I asked cheekily.

“Wha.. Momo..?” The bastard tried to mask panic for confusion which only fueled the fire of my anger.

“Yea, did she- Oh fuck!- Did she feel good? Does she feel better than me? I guess she does if- if you’ve been fucking her rather than your own fiancé.” I stated through moans and my voice shaking from Enji bouncing me eagerly on his dick.

“Wh-what..? I- Fuck. Y/n I can explain. Please just- I’m sorry! It wasn’t supposed to-” He began to plead, a desperate look on his face that both made me even more pissed yet also like I wanted to hear him out, like maybe that meant he didn’t mean it and that he would come back. Enji must have seen, or sensed, or something, that I was feeling so as he nipped at the shell of my ear.

“Don’t do that, Little Flame. Don’t let yourself fall. Remember what he did, why you’re here,” he muttered into my ear and kissed my jaw softly as he slowed his thrusts to deliberately drag his cock against my sweet spot. Quickly, I remembered exactly that and steeled myself once more.

“Explain what? That you were fucking my best friend? That you fucking cheated on me? Were you fucking her the whole time? Before you fucking proposed to me? Before you promised yourself to me? Promised to love me for the rest of our lives?” I asked angrily, my fingernails digging into his father’s arms harder.

“I- Baby, please. Just come here and talk to me. Please just- just stop.” He begged, pointedly not answering, giving me my answer.

“Fuck. You.” I panted, feeling my climax building with each time Enji rammed into my g-spot. “You don’t get to act all hurt. You broke my fucking heart, you bastard. You fucking cheated on me and then had the fucking audacity to propose to me and act like you loved me. Did you ever fucking love me? Or were you using me?” I demanded, tears pricking my eyes. I chose to believe that they were from Enji fucking me so fucking good rather than letting myself know that they were from the pain I was experiencing all over again from the man in front of me.

“Of course I did! Please, Y/n, baby, I do love you. I’m sorry. I’m so fucking sorry…” The bi-coloured man continued to beg with me.

“I don’t- oh Kami- I don’t fucking believe you. You piece of- Oh fuck!- You piece of shit!” I yelled at him.

“That’s right, Little Flame. I’ve got you. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you. Daddy’s got you,” Enji purred, purposely loud enough for Shouto to hear. Shouto tried to glare at his father but it was more defeated than truly pissed and spiteful.

“Ah-! Yes-! Yes, Daddy! I know.. I know you’ve got me… Oh Kami you feel so fucking good… So full. So fucking big…” I rambled on, shifting from taunting Shouto to losing myself to the pleasure of Enji pounding into me.

Shouto stood at the mouth of the hallway and looked torn between staying and watching, maybe even continuing to plead his case, and leaving. The turmoil filled me with a sense of satisfaction. He was fighting a war in his head and it pleased me to no end. Now he knew even a sliver of what I felt when I found out he’d been fucking my best friend— Ex best friend. I would have made more taunting remarks at him had I not been nearly overwhelmed by my approaching orgasm and Enji fucking me dumb.

“Fuck! Enji- Daddy! I’m close... I’m so.. so fucking close-!” I cried out, my hips bucking against him. He released a pleased growl next to my ear and bit and sucked on my neck possessively.

“Go ahead, Little Flame, cum on my cock. Cum on my cock and I’ll fill you up. I’ll breed you so full, fuller than you’ve ever been.” He hummed to me and taunted Shouto further.

I let myself forget about the fucker in front of me and only focus on the pleasure coursing through me and the tightening knot in my belly. The knot pulled tighter and tighter and tighter until it finally snapped and I came— hard. Harder than I have in years. Harder than I have since before I started dating Shouto.

My orgasm gushed around him and he roared a moan at the tightness of my cunt constricting so hard around him. Around his fat cock. As his hips came up to slam hard into me, he used gravity and his grip on my thighs to bring me down even harder as he came. His tip slammed so hard into my cervix I was certain he truly had busted through. Ropes and ropes of white hot cum gushed into me, almost like lava in my lower belly with how hot his cum was. I cried out in a whorish moan at the feeling of him pumping me so full of his cum. His cum filled my walls and my womb yet it was still too much. His jizz proceeded to leak out of me, squeezing between the taut stretch of my pussy and his thick cock to drip down his balls.

“Fuck… That was hot and rewarding.” Dabi smirked, fisting his spent dick. I didn’t know when he had pulled it out or even when he started jacking off but the sight was fucking hot. His chest heaving and cum splattered over his fist and his toned belly. When he had taken off his shirt I wasn’t sure but I was silently appreciative. His intricate tattoos spread down further than his shirt had allowed me to see and they were even in other places, including leading below the waistband of his pants. His bare chest exposed his nipple piercings I had heard about and it filled me with an exhausted excitement.

“Very.” I breathed, smirking at him as I laid limply against Enji’s chest, “Though I might take you up on your offer later, too.” I teased, though it held actual consideration.

“Oh, believe me, princess, if you do, you will not regret it.” He smirked wolfishly back at me with a wink that would have made heat bloom in my cheeks had they not already been flushed from the situation and Enji’s rough fucking. Shouto stood for another moment, looking defeated and hurt before he turned and marched down the hall back to the Genkan.

“Wait-!” Natsuo started but was cut off by Dabi putting a hand up, “What..?”

“Let him go running back to his whore. That way, Y/n will have time to recover before we go.” Dabi explained, glaring at the spot his brother had been.

“Go..? Go where?” Natsuo asked, lost.

“Go after him, duh. Don’t you remember the plan? We’re gonna set him and his slut on fire.” The raven-haired man smirked evilly. It made me happy that he was so serious about that but it also filled me with concern that he was so serious about it.

“Okay, no. We are not setting anyone on fire. You can get revenge some other way, just without the pyromania.” Enji instructed as he sat back down in the armchair and let my legs rest more comfortably. He wrapped his arms around me loosely and pressed soft kisses to my shoulder and neck, leading up to my jaw before lifting a hand to turn my head for a sweet kiss to my lips. I giggled against his lips and happily relaxed into him as I indulged in the kiss.

“Ugh, fine, Old Man… Killjoy,” Dabi said, practically pouting. “We’ll just have to ruin him or something. Get the evidence out and let him be his own downfall.” He shrugged halfheartedly, clearly not pleased by the relatively docile plan.

“Maybe we can fuck up his car, too. Go full Carrie Underwood on him.” I suggested and that got his attention, his expression lighting up, making me laugh.

“Perfect. First, though, we gotta get you off the Old Man’s dick and cleaned up.” He smirked and raised a brow at my blushing face. Wordlessly, Natsuo handed his brother a box of tissues as he pulled out his phone to pull up the evidence he had found that he had wanted to tell me about the night before.

“I got enough here to send to the media, but if you really want to make it stick for a while, you might want to get some more.” He stated casually, happy to help me get revenge on his younger brother. I smiled at the family all helping me and already started planning ways to thank them.

Home-cooked meals seemed like a good start.

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𝕋𝕒𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥:

Crossed out if I can’t tag you for some reason!

@frosch-thefrog @hellsingalucard18

[astronicht]

Do you have a strong accent poll: Screaming, weeping, gnashing of teeth. If I open my mouth to speak English around a fellow native usamericans they say, sometimes literally, “what the fuck” and always “where are you from??” I CAN fake an american accent near-perfectly if I focus but I still confuse my vocab. If I talk around British ppl they just go “oh 😊 you’re american 😊” while the americans stare in horror. However, if I’m drunk, tired, stressed, or not concentrating I will be assumed perfectly RP British (or once, memorably, perfectly Irish by an Irishman I accidentally parroted). Meanwhile in German I am regularly told I don’t have an accent by Germans living in Austria and a few Austrians, which causes immense difficulties bc this leads to the catastrophic assumption I understand German. I cannot pronounce an o correctly in any language, nor kebab. I pronounce Turkish and Arabic with horrific American i (ee) sounds and i must be stopped. I used to speak French with a perfect Basque accent; i no longer speak French.

Sometimes i slip back into a flat Florida accent as if none of this has ever happened in my life, everyone breathes a sigh of relief, and then like a horror movie I say “trousers”

[axciea]

Omg high effort piece?!?!? When do I do that? Shading is wonky bc I’m still stupid but eet ees waht eet ees 🙏what do y’all think iggy is playing right now >:3c cuz they’re playing with my heart 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

Blep - me

[eternal-moss]

I’m like. *this close* to writing Genshin fan fiction in Latin, not even joking. I’d probably stick to Mondstadt characters bc Latin conjugation would not be very compatible with Liyue/Inazuma/Sumeru character names. Maybe some Fontaine characters as well, but I’m less interested in most of them.

Some Mondstadt characters are pretty compatible, examples like ‘albedo’ which already exists in the nominative singular (nice!) but grammatically female (I can just make him grammatically masculine. Or change it to neuter or leave it haha. So many options).

‘Kaeya’ is not derived from Romance languages, I can’t find concrete information but I think it’s from Sanskrit or one of the derived languages (let me know if that’s wrong!) either way, very much not derived from Latin, but I could probably make it decline like ‘nauta’ and keep it grammatically masculine.

Names like Lumine are funny because ‘lumine’ does exist in Latin, but isn’t in the nominative singular (which is lumen, and a neuter noun also). I could make it decline like ‘Penelope’ maybe, and keep it neuter to honour the non binary coding of the travellers.

Klee is a German word, and I don’t know much about German conjugation but I think it just goes klee, klee, klee, klees, klees, klees, klees, klee. So I would need to give it a Latin declension of some kind to make a sentence with her name make sense. I could make it so that it declines like Penelope too, but then I don’t know if I’d keep both ees. Maybe just keep it like Klee, Kleen, Klees, Kleae (???) either way it sounds really clunky lmao.

‘Aether’ thank god is nominative singular already. Hehe what if I make it grammatically neuter though…. >:]

Diona, Eula, Babara, Lisa, Mona, Rosaria should be easy, just keeping them as first declension feminine.

Noelle and Sucrose shouldn’t sound too clunky with the Penelope treatment.

Mika can get the Kaeya/nauta treatment.

Everyone else with a final consonant can be 3rd declension m/f (eg Razor, Razorem, Razoris, Razori, Razore).

AND THEN VENTI. I don’t know what to do with him?? Venti is the gen singular or nom/voc plural of ventus. And there is no nominative singular ending in all of Latin or Greek (my Greek knowledge is bad so tell me if I’m wrong lmao) that ends in ‘i’ so wtf do I do???

I’m debating just keeping him as Venti, and him being treated like a plural noun like idk ‘posteri’ or something. It would be semi lore accurate, if his name is based of the thousand winds (plural!) as a way of honouring them. I don’t know this is a massive stretch. Anyway that’s the best solution to the Venti Problem.

[nitrogenwaters]

Thinking 

[little gore warning] So I was watching a YT vid of someone reading out the Zombies’ comic and got up to comic #2 when the end is literally zombie Richtofen punching right through a mutated animal that was after him, and quickly turns against Victis again with the rest of the Bios out of the way.

Seeing this has only strengthened my wish that Trayarch should of made a Ultimis zombie Richtofen boss fight bc that would of been dope as hell.

First of all, even out of the MPD, he still has partial control of surrounding zombies, and can even command them to solve obstacles for him.

Second, he still has consciousness and is fully aware of what is happening around him, making him literally the most deadly and threatening zombie you could even encounter in the whole Aether storyline (Brutus is stupid compared to Edward’s intelligence). He sure as hell would know how to fight back any potential threats if it presents itself, he had all that time fighting undead up until Moon and before joining Group 935 as well.

Third, he is granted the strength of the undead that they have of course. As I mentioned before, he punched through a undead Bio the Elemental Shard created like it was nothing.

(Edward has yassified nails confirmed!? 👀💅✨)

Another thing, he got the zombies to pry open a steel door that was a few feet thick and probably tons of pounds using surrounding junk in the area.

honestly, seeing Richtofen as a zombie and what he does during that time has gotten me really happy for no reason. Maybe I’m just hyper fixated on it too much, but I love seeing what he can do in battle outside of the games, which the characters are controlled by the player and their skill determined by said player. It gives us some knowledge of his combat and solving skills and how quick he is to use them.

Other honourable mentions that happenes in the comics:

Zombies will sacrifice themselves to protect Edward or he’ll doge out of the way.

Edward of course, has a sense of self preservation and for the undead as well. He will retreat (or stop) the horde if too many will or have died from Victis’ attempts to keep them at bay.

Edward lost his hat because he was body check by a monkey. (Don’t know why he didn’t bother to pick it back up, guess Victis was more important then his precious hat)

Imagine (if he was a boss zombie) him having a in game doge mechanic if you aimed at him like the Ascension ones, but quicker and more agile. His horde would still be as strong as the regular dead, but they could avoid traps if activated and would swarm back to Edward if he was hurt in any way, making it hard to get a clear shot of him. If too many of his undead are killed, he will retreat to gain mass again.

Eventually he will become angered enough to face the player(s) head on and pick up a weapon or something and just make the player’s life a living hell in any way he can. He’ll get you to chase him around well avoiding his rain of bombs and Molotovs, he’ll chase YOU around if he gets his hands on a good Goblegum (better hope not death machine) or weapons from somewhere, and he’ll most definitely jump you from the shadows from anywhere and try to rip your heart out. Hell, let’s throw in a custom animation for just that, and make the player mash a button or two to avoid getting stabbed or their throat gets ripped out by his chompers (which would probably get you an instant down if he succeeds in doing so).

It would be a sick EE in general and hope one day I gain the skills needed to make a mod of this idea, or at least inspire someone to do it. Anyways, imma end this post here and show some leftover pics of Richtofen being a menace. Plus Samual beating the crap out of zombies with a gun.

[heller-castiel]

had a doctors appointment and the doctor was nice bc my old doctor was, as they say, Dog Shit. but the stupid fucking new patient form has this section like gender at birth and then gender identity. which like. we should stab(for legal reasons this is a joke) whoever let agab be a thing bc now its just become are you boy nonbinary or girl nonbinary etc. and also. my mothers here dude i can’t tell you that. im not sick or anything i just had to go to the doctor bc blah blah disability benefits etc bureaucracy etc. En Ee Ways i almost finished the jacket im making for class, i just need to attach the buttons and add the button hole (most of the buttons are for looks only bc this jacket is assignment thats not meant to be worn) and do the bloody theory stuff and paperwork. sigh.

please correct me if i’m wrong but isn’t agab important medically? like. on a chromosomal level? like i completely get you but also. but i am maybe wrong

[nebulaegalaxy]

Hi im late but for the character meme, rapidfire round: naven, ramsey, zora, qibli and peril :3c

Naven:

First impression: oh he’s just a lil guy!

Impression now: the therapy friend needs therapy [still love him]

Favorite moment: it’s not even canon but “my epithet is twink!”

Idea for a story: :)!

Unpopular opinion: i actually like ac naven. he’s a lil shit but he’s one of my favorite lil shits

Favorite relationship: none really [unless we count platonic but i’m gonna go w the assumption we’re not]

Favorite headcanon: BOY OH BOY DOES HE ACTUALLY NEED THOSE GLASSES

Ramsey

First impression: scrunkly lil rat man

Impression now: this guy deserves a break holy shit [but i’m not gonna be the one to do it]

Favorite moment: oh! it’s extreme ee spoilers from ac! so i won’t say here so i don’t get yelled at by the portion of ee fandom that didn’t watch it

Idea for a story: [in the middle of trying to brainstorm nicknames he might call molly for yet another “[x adult character] would be a better parent for molly” au]

Unpopular opinion: i don’t think i have one?

Favorite relationship: him and zora and/or percy

Favorite headcanon: GOLD BLUSH GOLD BLUSH GOLD BLUSH

Zora

First impression: oh she’s kinda mean-

Impression now: ma’am i would like your gender [has already stolen her name]

Favorite moment: pretty much most of them, including in ac

Idea for a story: i honestly wanna try to dip into childhood friends stuff w her and percy. we’ve done her and ramsey [multiple times!] and ramsey and percy but.

Unpopular opinion: again, i don’t think i have one

Favorite relationship: her and ramsey and/or percy

Favorite headcanon: she has freckles! and you can pry that from my cold dead hands!

Qibli

First impression: look at this fuckin nerd [/pos]

Impression now: LOOK AT THIS GUY

Favorite moment: every time him and winter bicker like an old married couple

Idea for a story: uuuhh no thoughts head empty a lot of what i might’ve wanted to do has been done

Unpopular opinion: maybe we don’t go there

Favorite relationship: him and winter and/or moon [softly: wibli....]

Favorite headcanon: [chanting] trans qibli trans qibli trans qibli

Peril

First impression: oh she’s a little fucked up actually

Impression now: oh she’s just a lil guy!

Favorite moment: that one bit at the end of her book where she starts a sentence out loud and finishes it in a v stupid way in her head, making moon laugh

Idea for a story: i want her to actually meet her brother

Unpopular opinion: i’m not sure i have one?

Favorite relationship: her and clay [tho she still has some issues to work out]

Favorite headcanon: pan but doesn’t realize bc literally only clay is able to touch her w/o hurting themself

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

“Geralt is gonna do his duty bc he aint no oath breaker” that’s pretty hot 🚶🏾‍♀️… just about him not being an oath breaker, not about fucking Jaz 😂 I love how he fucking dismisses her like she thinks her “pretty face” will do anything and she’ll think she can walk over geralt but honey nooooo😂 she’s in for a reality check 😂 geralt is geralt! He’s not taking shit from anyone especially from fucking spoiled brats … and you’re right it will take Jaz some time until it clicks and it’s going to bruise her ego. And also how mean can Jazlene get?🥹. Like also geralt wants summer to follow him like a puppy and she has to obey because he’s her master now ( when the union is tied) and I love how you mentioned geralt sneering at summer and thinking she did something wrong but no girl he wants you so badly!! Like I love the idea of geralt giving summer pretty things!! Like that necklace or even giving her a pretty dress 😩🥹 (I’m sorry I’m all over the place but bon appetit because roo is cooking up good 😂, cheers on your mortgage 🥂 )

Geralt is just a matter of fact guy. He has to put it down but as long as he's living up to the contract he made, he can have his cake on the side. Jazlene is spoiled and selfish. She might be entertaining but what concern has she shown for anyone but herself. We will see what happens when her jealousy breaks through. She wouldn't be as furious if it was just another noble woman bc that's fair competition, expected, but a maid?! A MAID?!

Geralt definitely wants his handmaid at his beck and call. Yet he will be like a puppy, or maybe more a wolf prowling. And I can see Summer thinking she isn't good enough for the pretty things. Oh! Imagine he gave her something pretty but Summer gave it to Jazlene, either just thinking she'd have more use of it, or it would go with her outfit, or just being kind. Oop. Geralt can't wield his material things over her. The very thing he admires is also his bane.

And him snarling with the horniness. I can't get enough. He just wants it so bad and because he's trying to be a good king, he will resist as long as he can. As far as he can. He will push those boundaries. A maid to keep me warm, nothing more. A maid to bring me my meals, nothing more. A maid to tend my bath... there's something more beneath the water ahaha.

And thank ee so much!

[merakiui]

MAGICAL DOCTOR RIDDLE OH MY GOD?? i love this sm like !!! the sheer moral panic he went through during the car accident plus the necessity of keeping darling to protect himself?? it's such a good spin to the "i'm keeping this person bc i want to protect them" trope aaaAA!!

i hope you continue it!! i'm so excited to see how he develops ee 💞💞

hope you're well!!! also happy (late) new year!!!

Yes, I think it’s a neat spin, too!! Over the holidays while I was driving to meet some friends, I was trying to think of concepts for more fics. Somehow the idea of what twst character would hit you with their car and then cover it up to save themselves? wedged itself into my mind. At first I thought of Vil and I was considering the concept with Vil, but recently Riddle popped into my mind and I felt like it works even better. You have this very strict, rule-abiding individual who has always been a teacher’s pet, who has always followed every rule, who has never and could never do any bad (ignoring book 1 and his Overblot hehe). It makes the idea of prison much more scarier for Riddle because he’s always lived in the image of the good golden boy, a perfect, obedient child who has never caused trouble and is a proud accessory his mother can show off and brag about. He has to protect his image. It’s selfish, but his entire life is at stake.

Many have encouraged me to write it and I’m grateful to know the concept is considered interesting!! :D I have started to draft it (forgive me, my other wips. Riddle hitting you with his car is more important at the moment. ^^;;;) and you may or may not see police officer Deuce make an appearance. 👀 lots of routes can be taken with this concept, so I’m excited to write it!

And I have been well! I hope you are also doing well! I’ve received your other asks also and I have plenty of thoughts for those as well. >:D and a happy late new year to you!!!

[inkblot22]

HELLO … EPEL FELMIER ANON HERE … I MEANT TO WRITE THIS SOONER BUT AS I GOT THE NOTIFICATION I RAN HERE AS SOON AS I COULD GOOD GOD AAA IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!

one thing before that was yeah … I’m not a huge fan of reincarnation tropes either which is why I thought I conveyed that by not adding it to the req but it seems I wasn’t clear enough so I’m so sorry for that 😭 thank god u didn’t put some random stranger in epel … bcs in the original manga it’s ai and hikaru’s children who have uh someone else in them PLS but seeing ur twist was interesting! I like how u changed some stuff up! was not expecting reader’s personality to be like that but I can get behind it

epelepeele epe .. the way u wrote him has me frothing in the mouth the subtle hints of the monster that hides beneath slowly peeking out ohhh’m sooo excited to see how this story progresses and for reader to find out what’s behind that adorable front epel puts on ee

thanks so much for doing my request again! 🫰🏻 can’t wait for other parts and watch shit get fucked uppp!!

OH BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT!!

The next chapter is very close to being finished, and it sort of hints at a certain something having happened in the recent past. Unfortunately it's a whole fucking mess so I'm gonna finish editing it and then rewrite some bits.

Also I'm 100% with you. While it'd make for a good crackfic, the idea of some crusty stranger existing within Epel is the bad kind of creepy imo. Also I don't have anything to say about the reader's personality. I don't know how it happened with their characterization, but I'd like to imagine that they're more quiet than shy. They have confrontational thoughts, but they don't typically care to express said thoughts. Idk it's sort of hard to explain.

I hope you like the next few parts! They're going to be some form of chaos. Thank you so much for trusting me to write this idea of yours!

[strangewerewolf]

Intro post!

Hi! I haven’t made an intro post, which is surprising bc i’ve been on this website since 2017. here it is below the cut

My name is Emerson, but you can call me Em or Eli (pronounced Ell-ee). I’m 19 and i’m a butch transmasc bisexual and i use they/he/it pronouns (lui/il en français). I’m also polyamorous and have 2 wonderful partners. I’m autistic and i have adhd

When i started this blog i was more into emo/bandom stuff, and mostly used it for fandom stuff. I still do but less frequently. here are some of my interests:

- horror! it’s my special interest. I really love 80s campy queer coded horror. Also, I’m studying horror on the side in college and will likely be writing for an academic horror journal soon. I have a soft spot for horror movie musicals too (i LOVE R!tgo)

- Music! mostly goth, emo and punk.

- animals! bats are one of my special interests, and some of my previous special interests are wolves and lions. I’m also a therian (wolf) and a furry

- crafts, crochet, and sewing!! i’ll share projects when i make them.

- some political stuff! I’m an anarchist leftist, and i love doing mutual aid and community work.

- fandoms!! I don’t have a whole list but they’re the entire reason i got on tumblr.

- some of my nature photography when i do have time to work on it. I miss it so much, and I’ll try to tag it properly so i can find it!

my other socials are pretty much all strangewerew0lf (ig, tt, and letterboxd)

here’s what I look like!!

[1004tyun-archive]

hi crystal😔 saw the other day that you missed thoughts, so here I am!

I saw a video today saying something about how a woman should run away when a younger

(LEGALLY) man is flirting with her (I disagree tho🤨)and then I saw a comment saying that most of the times the younger men treat their gf like a goddess while men of the same age/older do nothing but the minimum

SO MY SILLY BRAIN THOUGHT "oh! Taehyun!!!!!" and 😔😔😔😔imagine you're from the same friend group and around Soobin's or yeonjun's age. Then one day while they're all hanging out for a few drinks and you get there a little late with a puffy face and red nose from crying because your (now ex!!) silly boyfriend argued with you again 🙄acting like the bare minimum is more than enough AND WHEN TYUN SEES YOU he ofc gets worried but at the same time his whole body boils with anger because!1!1!!1!11! Why on earth that guy treated you, the most beautiful sweetest perfect woman on earth, like garbage?! Taehyun would never ever treat you like that.

So he comes up to you to check if you're doing good(you're not) and starts complaining about how shitty your ex was(slightly touching your waist and nonchalantly moving the hair out of your face) until he accidentally(was it really) mumbles something about how he would never do this to you (this sounds toxic imo🥹 but it’s not supposed to me toxic, tyun is truly an angel😭😭) and you’re like 😅😟☹️😭 looking like a deer caught in the headlights AND SO IS TAEHYUN

N ee wayssssss you guys decide to give it a shot!! And Taehyun is so nervous and excited bc he’s dating an older woman(silly, it’s just 2/3 years), it’s cute. And he’s so head over heels for you☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ giving you all the love and respect you deserve, treating you like his queen, the light of his life.

(This reminded me of body worship but I’m not good at writing smut😔 so pls, if you have smutty thoughts I’d love to hear them🙏🙏🙏🙏)

anon this is so big brained first of all the "if a younger man tries to flirt with you, run" thing is so funny to me idk why dhsjgsjhg

taehyun is such a sweetie in this 🥺🥺 he would definitely be the one to make you feel better after your dummy (now ex!) boyfriend broke your heart ;; the fact that your ex is a repeat offender too? taehyun would NOT let that slide but rather than waste his time and energy on that flop, he would spend his time making sure that you're okay :( 🩵🩵 a little toxic as it may be, it's true!! he would never do that to you!!

giving it a try with him finally opens you up to knowing what it's like to be treated like the queen you are 😌

[bookwhimses]

slain darling: in certain lights

I have a word doc called "slain darlings" which is just scenes or lines I cut out from DGHDA fics. This one below is on the larger side and was cut from the fourth chapter of In Certain Lights because it completely destroyed the tension building up in the scene. It does have some fun banter in it, though, and I'm determined to share something tonight, so here it is below, unedited.

Refresher/intro for anyone who hasn't read ICL: the premise of the fic is that Dirk is unsure how to interpret how weird Todd gets around certain people, specifically, people who hit on Dirk. It's very much a jealousy pining trope fic which touches on how being autistic and being in love with Todd influences the way Dirk interprets social behaviour around him (sometimes because he overcorrects himself or assumes he's bad at reading people bc autism). This scene was cut from the penultimate chapter, in which Dirk has become over-conscious of Todd's behaviour and is secretly hoping it does signify that Todd has feelings for him. Dirk, Todd, and Farah at a restaurant and their waiter is Jake, who is flirting with Dirk.

“How about you, Dirk?” Jake’s smiling down at him again, his dimple peeping in his left cheek. “Did I pronounce that right?”

“Yeee-ees …” Dirk tries to look at Todd out of the corner of his eye, but all he can see are stiff shoulders and a pale blur. He looks up at Jake instead, attempting another smile. “You did! That was some … excellent pronouncing!”

Jake’s grin brightens, though Dirk’s view of it is quickly obscured by a cream and black blur that resolves itself into Todd’s menu, which Todd had apparently decided to shove at Jake right at that moment. Jake takes the menu, his grin faltering slightly as he catches Todd’s eye.

“Er …” Dirk shoots Jake yet another weak smile, this one a shade apologetic. “Fish for me too, thanks.”

Jake’s smile recovers and he whisks the other menus away with their orders. By the time Dirk turns back to the table, Todd’s expression has faded back to an only slightly strange, pained smile.

“How did you put it the other week?” Todd switches to his ‘Dirk-accent,’ which sounds even more egregiously Australian than usual. “‘You’re in there.’”

Fraught with social confusion or not, Todd’s impressions always have the same effect on Dirk, and he wrinkles his nose, unable to stop himself from snorting.

“Oh, don’t start,” both Dirk and Farah say simultaneously – though Dirk sounds too charmed to be completely convincing, and Farah sounds like she wants to bludgeon Todd with the pepper pot.

Todd is apparently spurred on by Dirk’s laugh though, because he leans forward, propping his elbows on the table, “‘Excellent pronouncing?’ It’s one syllable.”

“Didn’t you say that Silas called you ‘Toad’ once?” Dirk says, prompting a snicker from Farah, who’s back on her phone.

Todd’s smirk turns back to a glower, “Yeah, well. Silas was a fantasy man made up by like, a ten-year-old. And he sucked at sword-fighting.”

“Yes, Silas and I had that in common.” Dirk rather wishes he’d had other things in common with Silas, namely a devoted boyfriend whom he was 110% sure was romantically interested in him and not just an affectionate and overprotective pal.

“You – you weren’t that bad.”

Dirk sends a Look of his own Todd’s way, and Todd’s mouth starts to curve at one end into a suppressed but far more genuine grin. The bundle of confusion and anxiety in Dirk’s chest eases a little.

“Okay, you were pretty bad,” Todd admits. “You definitely get points for effort though. And enthusiasm, like, you definitely committed.”

“Oh yes, I’m sure Silas is really nursing that scratch I laid on him. In fact, in light of the scar that would have left him with, my efforts on the battlefield really do outweigh you punching his lights out.”

“Yeah, you really outshone me,” Todd grins.

“What can I say, don’t mess with this gangle of assorted limbs,” says Dirk, snapping his fingers in mock confidence, and Todd laughs.

“You’re both ridiculous,” says Farah, not lifting her eyes from her phone.

Todd and Dirk exchange a glance over her ducked head, identical grins and silent shared affection for their friend, and Dirk feels himself find steady ground again.