#bc i can't get anything done 😊

[saamaton]

eating falafels, roasted sweet potato fries and fresh mini tomatoes for dinner with fresh blueberries for dessert! i want to thank myself for this amazing opportunity, this food has saved me and life is great

[mxltifxnd0m]

too tongue tied ఌ s. winchester

summary: social media/modern era au with stanford! sam winchester

pairings: established sam winchester x reader, sam winchester x fem! reader

warnings: none really, no use of 'y/n', fluff, slice of life, unofficial part two of must be love, can be read as a standalone, title is a lyric from must be love by laufey

a/n: lol i hope you guys enjoy this unofficial part two of my other smau with sam. a part two got requested quite a bit so i gave the people what they wanted 🤭

remember a comment or reblog helps out a lot and i hope you guys enjoyed this as much i did while making it 😁

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jessymoore

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jessymoore me and my wife (and her bf ig 😒), 📸: @ dianhhboo

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bradybunch why wasn't i invited to the beach day 😞 ↳ jessymoore we did, we banged on your door but you never answered 🙂 ↳ bradybunch oh 😦

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samwinchester could you send those last two photos jess? ↳ jessymoore maybe, if you break up with your gf so i can have her ↳ samwinchester im not going to do that ↳ jessymoore then youre not getting the pictures ↳ samwinchester 😐😐

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yourusername surprise date night to celebrate sam passing the LSATS! (thanks for gatecrashing dean 😒)

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deansbaby67 you're welcome 😊 besides i needed to congratulate my little brother for almost becoming mr. law boy ↳ yourusername you couldn't have done it the day after? ↳ deansbaby67 ah what's the fun in that? you love seeing my face sweetheart 😉 ↳ yourusername hate to break it to deanie but im into the taller winchester

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[allisonlol]

HII !! could you do dazai, chuuya and fyodor with a s/o that forgot pretty much everything from their past/forgets a lot in the present due to trauma? if possible male reader, and if not gn works aswell! thank you :))

a/n: felt this req hard LOL

warnings: memory loss, past trauma (not elaborated on)

(Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor) With a S/O with Memory Loss From Trauma

Dazai

i feel like dazai can relate in some ways because he too has immense trauma but instead of forgetting it, he remembers it too well

therefore in a way he's grateful that ur brain is blocking those memories so u don't have to remember the pain

dazai had noticed your forgetful behavior the second he met you, and had already categorized it as due to trauma in your past

honestly finds your forgetfulness adorable but it also enrages him bc someone hurt you enough to cause it

simply does not comment on any of this though. if you mention that you forgot something that happened literally yesterday he'll simply smile at you (is that a hint of sadness in his expression?) and reassure u that it's okay

will text u updates throughout the day to make sure u aren't forgetting anything

pictures pictures pictures!!!! literally photographs everything u guys do together so you can always look back to remember :)

but unbeknownst to you, dazai will secretly do some deep digging into your past to find out exactly what happened and who to get revenge on <3

^trust me when i say they will deeply regret everything they had ever done to you

Chuuya

it's canon that chuuya can't remember what... the first 7 years of his life? so he totally understands

he won't question u at all abt the reasonings for your memory loss unless u wanted to talk abt it

does get worried abt your current forgetfulness though. with a job as strenuous as being in the mafia, having a good memory is important

^if any of the higher ups knew you weren't "sufficient enough" in that department, despite your other strengths, you would be disposed of

this added stress doesn't help you at all but chuuya does his best to keep you safe

^having a boyfriend who is also your executive is very useful in this aspect

leaves little notes and reminders on your desk so u won't forget anything important

hell, chuuya will even fill out reports for you if u were having trouble remembering the events that took place

i feel like he would also pay very close attention to everything u guys do together so, if you forgot, he would be able to tell you all about it

Fyodor

another one who categorized your memory loss as due to trauma the second he met you

unlike the others tho, he will question u about it

if you’re honest with him & say that it’s due to traumatic events, he’ll ask if you want him to do anything about it for you (in other words, find and eliminate the ones who caused it 😊)

^if you say no to this, he’ll nod and agree with u but secretly hunt them down on his own

however if you lie to fyodor and say that you’re just forgetful (not due to trauma) he’ll frown & keep asking probing questions until he gets the truth out of u

has he heard of privacy? like damn

^its out of love tho. not saying it’s right but fyodor shows his care by learning as much abt u as possible. he needs to know everything, good or bad

finds your current forgetfulness adorable, albeit irritating at times (remember who we’re talking abt here)

if you forgot an event or important piece of information he will get slightly annoyed with you & might say some insensitive things 😬

^tho once he sees that he’s upset you, fyodor will usually sigh and apologize

recommends u keep a journal for reminders, however he also logs all events that u do alone or together so you won’t forget in the future

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[lowkeyrobin]

Readerxfive where the reader gets their tongue split? (You know when it looks like a snake tongue because it's forked) his and family's reactions. Pls and thanks.

ooo okay okay ; also btw I just did this as a preference cause I could do a whole oneshot on this & it just kinda worked out better that way, hopefully that's okay! (these can be taken as platonic or romantic unless i made some kissing jokes lmao) ; I also do not know much about this so sorry if anything is wrong / incorrect ; thanks for requesting, hope you enjoy! ; also some are missing bc I don't rlly know how to write for them yet I apologize :((

TUA ; tongue split

includes ; diego, klaus, five, umbrella! ben, viktor, sparrow! ben, fei, & jayme

warnings ; language, mouth stuff / talk idk

disclaimers ; when I use the /p or /r it can be interpreted as platonic or romantic, romantic as yk cute in a romantic way or platonic in a "awe my sibling / friend is so happy" way

masterlist

DIEGO

"eugh wtf..."

he switches up rlly quick tho

"that's actually really cool"

he's so interested by it / wants to know everything about it

begs you to do weird tricks with your tongue since you kinda have two (in his eyes) now

"yknow I could've done that for you for free"

"and if you did it wouldn't have even been sterile. you haven't cleaned those knives practically ever."

KLAUS

"ooouuuu look at you, snake child!"

he's obv into alt fashion (kinda) / non gender conformity so he loves having a friend / sibling / lover who's super cool like him!

if you hold things in your mouth with it (somehow) he's watching

kinda grossed out but so intrigued by it

like it's not everyday you see someone with a split tongue yk?

"how did you not die doing that? you couldn't make me do that blacked out"

FIVE

silently looks at you like 😐😬😐😟

"what the hell? are you okay???"

even if you've been talking about wanting to get your tongue split for a long time, he's convinced you got it against your will

after realizing this was solely your choice of how you wanted to express yourself, his expression morphs to more of a 🤨😊🥰

he doesn't really understand alt fashion / body modifications but he's obviously supportive, as long as you're happy

he usually catches you rubbing your tongue over your teeth on both sides since the inside of your cheeks move some

"fun, huh?"

"yeah, it's cool"

UMBRELLA! BEN

thinks it's so cool since he never really got to do crazy teenager things when he was alive

he likes seeing you able to express yourself the way you like because you're your own person

lowkey proud of you for doing it since he knew you'd been wanting to for a while but you had to get the guts for it first

honestly kinda concerned that it hurts a lot or something cause for a while you can't stop messing around with your tongue

but it's more like loosing a tooth, you're okay 💪

VIKTOR

again, super supportive and thinks it's really cool

he loves seeing you express yourself the way you want too, it's really sweet

loves watching you move your tongue around in all different ways and shit lmao

"wait- do it again"

THAT LITTLE CHUCKLE.

for the vik lovers /romantic ->

"wait, what's it gonna be like to kiss you?"

"you wanna find out???"

"...yeah"

SPARROW! BEN

like Diego, repulsed for a moment

lowkey didn't realize what was happening for a second LMFAO

"oh wait, that's cool"

asks you a few questions and life returns to normal

but he finds you toying with the split tongue a lot pretty cute /platonic or /romantic

like you're so happy about it and he's just like 😊

FEI

"oo, that's nice. any aftercare you need to take care of? ill help you. you need some Tylenol?"

so nice lmfao

she finds it so interesting

she asks a handful of questions

also finds the messing around with your new tongue pretty cute /platonic or /romantic

she's just happy that you're happy man

lowkey wonders how different it is for you now, just in general lmao

JAYME

you're alike now kinda omg 🗣🗣

she's got snake venom, you got a snake tongue

she finds it so rad

little fistbump when she first sees "haha, nice dude!"

so obsessed with watching you do little tricks and move your tongue around

lowkey the cool older sister (or wise friend or lover) who encourages you to follow your little alt dreams because she kinda can't with being stuck to the academy

damn you reggie with that dress code...

she absolutely loves it tho

[sugar-omi]

could i possible request fem!cove and fem MC?? just little head canons both sfw and nsfw! i have nothing entirely specific in mind but just anything that you'd like 😊

THE SMILE ON MY FACE *KICKS FEET* HEHE OF COURSE YOU CAN eta now that im done: this is a big mindless, nonsense ramble i. im sorry. i was having the biggest gay panic of my life thinking abt her LMFAO 💀💀

tags : SFW + NSFW, fem/afab cove and reader, oral (cove receiving, reader receiving ment), menstruation ment,

synopsis : me losing my mind over fem!cove 🏌️

SFW

she's not much different to cove already ofc

but in my head she shines so bright omfg...

i like to imagine she's buff no matter what

washboard abs, toned arms and thighs...

but then think abt studious!cove

i want her to be soft....

bitta tummy, thighs perfect to wrap around your head... just squishy

so torn between the two. pls i can't she's PERFECT

either way, strong enough to pick you up

if big n buff she princess carries you all the time

if you do the same back tho, once you put her down she can't stand on her feet

she's swooning. actually falling. she's in love....

MATCHING CLOTHES

ah. you two going shopping and you seeing a dress n getting it for her....

she wears it on your next date, all shy and cute because she doesn't wear dresses often

dies if you give her attention over it, especially if you make a risque comment- she can't handle it

definitely lets you put makeup on her, she's just not good so if you are, please help...

once you see her in lip gloss for the first time, please kiss her and make a comment like "your lips looked so delicious, i couldn't help it" or "i like that color on you, do you think it'd suit me too?"

and then make it a habit bc now she's buying many lip glosses so you can kiss her silly <333

back to the doesn't wear dresses/skirts often thing

i think she's very active

always in shorts, t-shirt, tank top...

i wanna put her in a 2 piece suit

nice black slacks and a vest

the vest accentuating her chest because of it's low cut..

but i'd most likely to put her in a pretty dress for the ORCA dinner

does her best to dress up, even gets a bit of help from randy bc she is definitely a bit lost when it comes to fashion

but when you see her she literally knocks the breath outta you

she IS the prettiest girl in the world

ohhh her in the low light of the dinner, the blue lights just making her look so magical

pls she's everything to me

SHE STEALS YOUR CLOTHES.

OMG HER SLEEPING IN YOUR T-SHIRT!!!!

if your shirt is big n baggy on her she looks so cute...

although if your clothes run smaller or she's in a crop top/tight shirt....

imma save that for NSFW...

if you like painting your nails, she'll match!!!

isn't good at keeping them from getting chipped, but she does her best

omfg so i've seen some people say that their periods sync with their girlfriends (me n my bestie are always synced istg!!!!)

that's you and cove

you two usually know that if you got it, the other got theirs or is getting theirs

even if you get on birth control or have say pcos or smth like that that causes your periods to be irregular/disappear, pls still comfort n hang out w her!!!

i think hers is quite irregular as well so sometimes she's the one comforting you

now im projecting af, but when she gets it it's heavy!!!

not projecting but she definitely cramps, sometimes worse than others

either way, she loves cuddling up together and watching movies and stress eating snacks with you

anyway moving on before i add smth else<3333

NSFW

still a professional pussy eater !!!

(i watch this podcast and i need yall to see *this clip bc i just wanna say.... cove would definitely eat pussy to the bone. he's a DAWG!!!!)

probably even better at navigating your cunt since it's familiar territory

NOW ABOUT HER TITTIES IN THAT TIGHT SHIRT<33

she does her damnedest to NOT wear a bra, usually wears a sports bra

but again, she prefers no bra <3

and sometimes she gets away with it

but i love the idea of her waking up, her shirt all wrinkled and crooked, making it more fitting than it already is.

you can't focus on your cereal because she's shuffling towards you, nipples straining against the thin fabric.

cove flopping next to you on the couch, stealing bites of your cereal. and before she knows it, you kissed her breathless and all but snatch her shirt off, enticed by the rise and fall of her chest.

cupping cove's tits in your hands, she's so soft, and cove let's out the prettiest whimper when you brush your fingers over her nipples

if you suck on her chest, you get an even better reaction, cove rewarding you with loud moans and desperate calls of your name.

her hands in your hair, legs shaking and thighs clenching around you, totally ruined when you slip your hand into her sleep shorts, your fingers running over her darling clit.

she's cute<333

ah. i had a thought that i wanted to share earlier hehe

double sided dildo w cove....

holding hands while you both fuck back on the toy, cove hooking her legs over yours and getting as close as possible to play with your chest and kiss you..

ohh but would love if you got on top, the toy hitting both of you so deep inside, cove's body bouncing from the force of your hips

oh my fucking god.

she's a squirtter

arghh imma lose my MIND

imagine the first patreon moment, and you have her laid out all pretty in her bed, her legs over your shoulders and a hold on her thighs to keep her from crushing your head.

her thighs trembling in your hold, feet bumping against your back and she's clawing at the sheets, whining and moaning so pretty about how your tongue feels so good, low curses slipping from her lips...

tries pushing you away, tears in her eyes.

"y/n- oh god.. wait, i'm- imma make a mess!" she whimpers, throwing her head back when you just suck on her clit more intensly, your fingers curling against her spongy walls, loud squelches coming from your ministrations.

would make such a mess, the covers under her butt getting soaked in her fluids, it's even running down your neck and chest, a sight she has to tear her eyes away from when she finally comes down from her high.

would look so pretty too, her eyes rolled back and thighs trembling, back arching up and she'd fuck back on you, milking her orgasm and whimpering from any minor touch to her sensitive body..

oh and she'd peek at you through wet, spidery lashes, her pretty blues look so brilliant and darling even with the low light of the room and once she stops covering her face with her arm/fingers, you can see the bright blush on her face.

jfc she'd be such a sight, you might have to do her again just to make sure you don't forget it.

[hotluncheddie]

I love your truly fat Steve ❤️ he is so special to me so big and strong and happy 😊😊😊😊🤭 I thought I'd send you this snippet bc I don't think I'll ever be able to like coherently write this fic but I thought you would appreciate it. basically it's just summertime and Steve has put on a lot of weight (I'm thinking of your Steve whose belly sits in his lap and has trouble getting up from low couches) and him and Robin go to the lake so often, getting to swim and play around and tan and then one weekend they invite Eddie:

They swam for hours. Eddie wasn't much of a swimmer himself, usually. But seeing Steve and Robin take such absolute joy in it encouraged him into the lake.

Steve did laps. Endless laps, like he was getting out all the nervous energy that he carried back in Hawkins. Eddie's favorite was the backstroke, when his big belly stuck out of the water in front of him while he moved.

Robin dove under the water and stayed there. Her lung capacity was insane. She would stay down and then emerge from the water with a splash, a huge gasp, and a smile.

And Eddie, well he loved them and tried to keep up.

He was somewhat grateful when they decided to take a break on the shore. Robin stretched out on a towel and grabbed a book from her backpack, while Eddie grabbed some cold sodas from the car.

When he came back, he saw that Steve had put a beach chair next to Robin and had managed to wedge himself in. His soft sides pushed up against the arms of the chair and even reclined, his belly sat in his lap. It looked like there wasn't quite enough room for Steve to spread his thick thighs for his gut to fall between, but he made himself comfortable anyway.

Eddie's mouth watered.

When he made it back to the shore, he handed the other two their drinks and set down a towel on the other side of Steve's chair. As always, he walked in during Steve and Robin and bickering.

"C'mon Rob please," Steve whined. "You know I can't reach and I wanna take a nap."

Robin didn't even look up from her book. "No," she said and then turned to look at Eddie with a smirk.

"Ask Munson to do it," she told Steve.

"Fine," he huffed and turned his attention to Eddie.

"What can I do for you, Stevie?" Eddie asked, knowing full well he'd do anything.

Steve pouted a little. He probably didn't even realize he was doing it.

"Can you pop the button on my board shorts? I've been eating all day so I can't reach," he asked with pleading eyes.

Suddenly and inexplicably breathless, Eddie said, "Sure."

"Thanks man, you're the best." Steve smiled that easy smile that Eddie found himself constantly chasing.

Then, Eddie watched hungrily as Steve put his hands under the dome of his belly, his fingers sinking into the soft, buttery part, and lifted it up with a grunt.

Eddie realized, possibly after an awkward amount of time, that he was hefting his stomach out of the way to give Eddie access to the button on his board shorts. Finally, Eddie allowed his hand to creep over and touch the button.

He quickly realized it would take both hands to undo, as the button was straining hard enough that he had to kind of wiggle it out of the buttonhole. He wasn't totally sure how Steve managed to get himself into these things. Judging from the red lines on his hips, the shorts had given quite a fight.

As he worked, his knuckles brushed the underside of Steve's belly. There was too much for Steve to pull it away too far.

When Eddie was done, he felt suddenly very brave and gave the side of the belly a nice pat. Steve's skin was warm under his hand.

"All done," he said quietly.

Steve sighed in relief and released his gut from the cage of his hands. Eddie watched with wide eyes as it spread back into his lap, completely filling the extra space and then covering the waistband and now useless button of his shorts. Steve smiled to himself and wiggled a little in his chair, making his belly shake some.

"That's way more comfortable, Eddie. Thank you. I just needed more room," he said, patting the side of his own stomach. When he gave it a pat, the whole thing jiggled for a moment before resettling.

Soon enough, Steve's breathing evened out and his belly rose with each soft snore. He was asleep. Totally relaxed. Something Eddie so rarely got to see. But it seemed like Steve was able to relax more and more lately.

Maybe he just needed more room.

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n e wayz that ended up longer than I expected! but what do you think? any additional thoughts on this concept?

OOoOooOoOoOO anon this is so cuteeeee!!! I love this!!! If u ever wrote it into a full fic I would so so so so read it!!! This is so good!!!

I honestly love anything with Steve swimming, being happy in the water, especially with Robin it’s so nice! And his belly poking out when he does backstroke is 👌👌👌 and ughhhhh lifting his gut so eddie can access the button anonnnnnn!!! I’m!!!! 😖😫😫😫😫

What if this is pre relationship, so a little before steve gets really really big. But his belly is still his most prominent feature. And he has stretchmarks creeping up his sides and bracketing his bellybutton because he keeps, keeps, keeps getting rounder.

And he keeps standing at the shore and getting out these big sub sandwiches that he made, getting mayo all over the side of his lips and little bits of lettuce falling into his belly. Keeps licking his fingers and sighing all sweetly as he finishes, putting a hand on the shelf of his gut before getting back in the water and floating on his back to digest. Robin moaning at him if he does too much activity while he’s full, doesn’t want him to get a stitch. Eddie trying to stay quiet as he watches Steve’s belly stick out of the water, his hands causing lazy little ripples and his eyes closing as he relaxes. It makes Eddie’s heart melt. It makes his want to kiss steve all over, makes him want to grow gills so he can stay under water and fill his mouth with Steve Steve Steve.

And it’s already bad, Eddie’s already in the deep end because on the way to the lake they stopped at a gas station and Steve got ice creams for them all, and had smiled so sweetly and brightly at eddie when he asked ‘the cherry popsicles are you’re favourite right?’ And Eddie couldn’t do anything but nod and push the cold wrapper against his burning cheeks. Watching Steve lick his chocolate covered choice from the back seat, squirming once steve finished and straight away asked Robin to open the chips he bought, casual and beautiful with his sunglasses and tank top on, one hand lazily on the wheel, the other dipping in and out, fingers getting sucked clean.

And then they got to the lake and eddie watched steve peel his tank off, spreading sunscreen all over his strong arms and calves and shoulders. Watched his fingers pet and squish over the width of his belly, covering the whole thing, patting it lightly and lovingly. Eddie even helped steve with his back, spreading sunscreen over its lovely broad squish and the roll that goes from his side to back. Plump and strong and soft. Eddie tries to do a good job, to not linger or grope. But he can’t help his fingers dipping into the give, has to bite his lip so hard it might bruise, has to lay on his front for a while after, leaving the two to get in the water first; eddie needing a moment to calm down.

And after Steve is alseep, after he’s snoring softly and eddie can’t seem to pull his eyes away from how Steve soft chin had doubled now that he’s relaxed, Robin whispers that ‘he has a bigger pair you know? I think he just knows how much more you watch him if he wears something tight.’ Evil, smirking, totally aware of how much these two losers that she loves are pining hopelessly. (She’s kind of over them being hopeless.)

Eddie’s mouth opens and closes silently. He looks at steve again, at the bit of his hip that’s spilling under and above the armrest of the chair. The red line that his shorts left. His chest hair still glistening with little drops of lake water. Steve had to lift his whole belly up to give eddie access, he jiggles when he laughs and his belly sits more comfortably between his thighs, but can can’t spread his thighs because he’s happily wedged himself into a too small deck chair and eddie can’t take it.

Eddie can’t take it! He walks into the water until he can’t anymore, fully submerged, and screams.

It takes them another week, but one order of too much pasta from Enzos and robin helping eddie rent three of Steve’s favourite films under his nose later; they figure it out.

Wg tag list: @scoops-aboy86 @chickensinrainboots @cheesedoctor @tangerinesteve

[ihavemanyhusbands]

hello! how are you? just checking in after some days 😊 i have had some very stressful days and school is not treating me well, to say the least 😕 so i came here to seek some relief from the pains of life lmao

how do you think our beloved grumpy unit chief would react to his gf having a very intense period at the b.a.u (or whilst preparing some exams, as you like it)?

UGH I JUST WANT AARON TO CALL ME A GOOD GIRL BECAUSE I'M DOING ALL THAT HARD WORK AND COAX ME INTO BED WITH HIM "come on darling, come here..it's been a while since we've done anything and I need you." 🥺 "but aaron, I have to finish my essay and also some paperwork strauss has assigned me, i can't go past my due dates" ☹ being the little minx he is, he comes up behind you at your desk and just start kissing your weak point 🥴🥴 "aaron..." "yeah? what's up?" "stop whatever you're doing it's not helping me" "but i'm not doing anything" *kiss kiss kiss*

eventually you end up tangled in the sheets with him bc you can't resist him that long 🦋🦋

Or, how i wish my stressing nights would end instead of crying myself to sleep 😴🙃

I LOVE U AND THIS BLOG, your in this period-aaron-obsessed 🍐 anon

Howdy!! aaah im sorry to hear you've been having a rough time! I hope things get better soon, I know school can be incredibly stressful.

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"You're not going to relent, are you?" you sighed as he kissed your shoulder and down your arm.

"Hmm, I just felt like pampering you a little is all," he said against your skin. "Can you blame me?"

You didn't really want him to stop, but you knew you had to be responsible and take care of your tasks. Otherwise, it would torment you until you finally got it done. Usually, it was hard for you to take breaks, but at that moment, all you wanted was to succumb to his wiles and his teasing touch.

But you felt like teasing him back a little.

"Any particular reason why?" You asked, gazing at him through your lashes.

"Well, other than the fact that you deserve it... I just want to."

He knelt at your side, pulling out your chair so he could have better access to you. Your hands came down to rest on his shoulders, and you quirked an eyebrow at him.

“Maybe you’re right about me having to take my mind off things sometimes,” you said. “I’m guessing you might have an idea or two to help me achieve that?”

His fingers caressed your calves, and he bent down kiss your knees. He nudged them apart, pulling you forward a little.

“I do, actually. You’re just gonna have to put your legs on my shoulders first.”

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[myloveforhergoeson]

Hiya! 😊 You're now a writer for the show. What three episode storylines are you gonna write? (In other words, what are you gonna make the boys do?)

ohm y god i literally have so many episode ideas but i'll try not to repeat any of the ones i've made posts about (except my first bullet bc im so passionate about it) so i'll give you my big list. most if not all will likely be something i DO end up writing about in my own story because ehehe i love making them do things

ones i think i've mentioned before:

a returning to minnesota chapter!! not for anything but nostalgia, getting to see the guy's favorite places, seeing their friends and families, bringing them back to realize how far they'd come. not so shy spon for my fic but i wrote a chapter like this last month and it's probably one of my favorite things i've written to date. it let me explore some of the boys' past, family dynamics, a little bit about Katie and agh i can't believe btr didn't capitalize on that at least once. ik its expensive to fund sets and hire new actors but idk i imagine it like an hour special where they could afford to shell out a bit more. idc when it happens, could be after they sign their record contract or the last episode or whatever :)

sketch comedy episode, something akin to saturday night live or so random

graduation! like you and i talked about lol i think it would be sweet

get me in the writers room stat:

originally i'd planned a "home alone lost in new york" like chapter for my story around thanksgiving where the boys are going to perform at the parade in town but they end up having their own adventure around the city beforehand. boyish antics, screaming gustavo, beautiful scenes, the works. i was just in too much of a slump to actually put it to paper :)

more tour-focused chapters (again, spon for my own fic lol) the episode in Canada was cute and the one on the bus was fun but idk there's just so many elements toward touring that i think they could've capitalized on; homesickness (for CA or MN), hardship of a go go go schedule, or fun things like being able to travel with your best friends and not ending up on the world's most wanted list lol. i know they tried really hard with this one so i don't blame them too much but my vision is just different and that's okay!

crossovers! while i'm so very happy dan schnider didn't have either of his disgusting hands in big time rush, i do remember watching the icarly/victorious crossover for the first time and wishing big time rush were there. it takes place in LA! the victorious kids are singers! carly, sam, and Freddie are pop culture experts! it would've worked really well :) so i'm writing that as a chapter for my fic LMAO

generally either an episode focusing in on or more scenes including james and lucy since the writers wanted them to be together so bad. inherently there's nothing wrong with them being together, but i do not think the relationship was given enough time to develop. give me lucy discovering her feelings for him, give me james not being creepy and obsessive about her; something more needed to be done on both of their parts to make me believe in it

additionally on that note more with jo/kendall and logan/camille; i love them both but they also had little development, just more than james/lucy. maybe they give carlos a gf (not alexa IMO, sorry. that got into weird territory for me idk why they made him be with a "real" person when he isn't other than they were already together irl) earlier and they can all have like conversations about their gfs and how much they love being together idk

and another generally, there were many songs btr put out that i love so much and feel like deserved their own episodes for hehe. i know not all of them have storylines easily transposed but i think they used confetti falling like four different times in the last season when any other love song from their third album could have been placed instead

and also another generally, and i know the early 2000s would've never allowed this for children's television but they should have and i'm the writer now!!!, but more representation all around. maybe some episodes about cultural heritage that didn't make stereotypes the main focus, canon LGBTQIA+ characters, holidays that aren't christmas, aspects like that where all kids can see themselves represented... LA is such a huge melting pot, it's not all white kids trying to make their dreams come true!

good god that was long SORRY AKJBSKJGBAB i have a lot to say and there's a lot im trying to incorporate into my story to add in what i think enhances the already present storyline. that's what's so beautiful about fandom, i love that we can have conversations like this :)

but what about you? anything you'd like to add in? i'd love to know <3 thank you for the question!

ask me a question! save my life!

[sharpth1ng]

hey again!! thank you for answering my ask, and for the clarification! i figured you probably had it all sorted out because you're a grown adult and seem to know your stuff but i still said something anyways just in case haha

i should have been more clear with my original ask but i myself still find all this stuff quite confusing so thats my bad sorry 😞 basically it has nothing to do with the labour of printing or if the company publishes it or not, it’s because fan fiction is already grey area, it’s ok when no one is making money off it. as soon as at any point someone makes any money off it, like these printing companies, or commissioning someone on etsy, or even just going somewhere local to get the pages printed, it now becomes illegal - fanworks infringe on the creator's intellectual property and you need a licencing agreement if it's not public domain etc blah blah blah you get it lol

as soon as the word "pay" comes in, it's illegal - you can't pay for anything, even if you are the one that wrote the fanfic (which fucking sucks). but your merch and stuff is completely fine because the references are based on your original writing, like theyre not gonna be like "how dare you sell this tshirt with a bloody B on it thats illegal!!" bcs that whole thing is entirely unique to your work and has no ties to the original property 👍

but thats just my understanding of it, and the specifications of it can get really confusing!! same thing happens with fanart too, technically you aren't allowed to sell fanart - that's why people often only sell it irl at cons to avoid copyright strikes. but then again there is people selling fanart on redbubble and in fanzines etc so like, i honestly don't know how that side of it works as well?? i think its under a different law since it’s a transformative work maybe...??

its all very confusing i wish clarification was more clear 😭 but you sound like you've looked into it and know what you're doing so thats fantastic, and i'm glad to hear. thank you again for answering so quickly i dont mean to be a bother. ur a talented writer and i loved debaser, keep it up 😊

Yeah no problem! I do appreciate the effort to give a heads up. And like to be fair I’ve done my research but I’m not a copyright lawyer or a legal scholar and the law on this stuff is very confusing to me.

In terms of the fanart stuff my understanding is that it is illegal to sell but for the most part fan Artist are too small for copyright holders to go after, it’s just not really a thing that’s done for the most part. There’s even a number of situations where selling fanart led to those artists being directly employed by the copyright holders. I think it’s very rare for fan artists to get sued for copy right and the only examples I know of are from Disney.

For the most part fanart sold is illegal, but it’s similar to torrenting content where its not really enforced so people do it anyways, and often at a pretty large scale. The stuff on red bubble and in fanzines is also illegal as far as I know, it doesn’t count as transformative.

Honestly I think it’s very unlikely that anyone printing my work would get targeted like that, mostly because this fandom is small and I’m even smaller. I only have a little over 1000 followers here and while that’s more followers than I’ve ever had before in my life it’s pretty much microscopic on the internet. Beyond that there’s less than a handful of printed copies as far as I’m aware.

Honeslty I have a lot of issues with copyright law- obviously it needs to apply to things like generative AI which is essentially a very environmentally damaging collage machine, but in terms of fanart and fanfiction I really don’t see how it could be construed as taking away profit from copyright holders.

People for the most part only read my work because they were already into scream, and a number of people have even told me my work got them to watch scream so if anything I’ve created profit for them. Fandom is the reason these original works have the legacy they do, and fanworks are a massive part of that because you can only consume the original content so many times before you get bored.

Beyond that we wouldn’t have some of our most highly acclaimed cultural works if copyright law had existed hundreds of years ago. Like, Shakespeare would have been fucked.

Alright lmao rant over. Tl;dr I’m doing my best to do this all in a legal way, but it’s good for folks to be aware that there may be an issue with the legality of printing my work even if they aren’t paying me. I think it’s unlikely any of you will face repercussions because this fandom is miniscule but if you’re worried maybe don’t post on Tumblr- but feel free to dm me or post in my discord 👍

[rodolfoparras]

Let me know if you enjoyed the audio 😊 I listened to it and HAD to share it with someone 🙏 you were an easy victim

I also hate watching straight characters have sex 🧍‍♂️ it's so weird to me 😭 most of the time it's so irrelevant. I mute that shit and look away until they're done 👎👎

I don't read fem readers very often, maybe if the writing is well done and it's not heavily gendered. Sometimes I do by accident because no one tags anything correctly on here 🗣️‼️ my bf in a different fandom stumbles upon so much incest shit ⁉️ and it's just tagged as the ship and not y'know, incest. GROSS (it's the supernatural fandom)

But I do agree:( it's just big scary man who's an asshole and is overly rough to a weirdly innocent woman that's significantly younger than him, that it's basically pedophilic

Somehow Gaz is the only COD character to survive this and it's probably the blatant racism, and they instead paint him as the weirdly innocent character...

Soap is a mix between both, depending on who he's written with.

It's so sad😔 leave my gay men ALONE

Can't believe that one anon was mad at you for being a male writer when half the fem stuff is the same thing and sooo ooc.

-🐧

And i appreciate the rec and will def let you know my thoughts thank you sugar 🫶🏻🫶🏻

No bc I genuinely cringe at straight ppl kissing on screen😭 idk sometimes it feels weirdly timed like why are we kissing now or fucking now or they just show too much and I get uncomfortable 😭

Also they def have great writers within the fem reader fandom! But I rather not read fem reader pieces for price bc I know a piece of me will die reading how they wrote him😭THIS HAPPENED TO ME but hear me out the characters aren’t even family ?3?3 SO WHY ARE WE MAKING THEM FAMOLY

You know what now that you say it I will stay away from any and all cod x fem reader pieces I rather be oblivious to how they portray the characters than read the silly version of them

I feel that fem readers have attributes they like in a man and they just apply it to any male character and don’t get me wrong we all do it to some degree but while male reader authors add a sprinkle of that, fem reader authors make a whole mold out of their own likes and dislikes and dismiss the whole existing character arc

Right?3!3!3 hello to this day the straight girl in a gay club analogy makes absolutely no fucking sense

[hrefna-the-raven]

Hi it's me ^^

- Can I get a rlly angsty fic/headcanons for Kelvin

- So reader and Kelvin have like an romantic love for eachother but they never actually tell each other (although they're both aware of it)

- It's like an unsaid romance thing

- When the helicopter comes Kelvin doesn't want to go bc he feels like there's more good to do/more mysteries to solve

- Reader was originally gonna leave on the helicopter but Kelvin convinces them to stay with them

- And originally it goes pretty great, since they have more knowledge on the place

- But it goes wrong and reader gets mortally wounded (like some mutation wounded them in the lab)

- And Kelvin's regretting ever bringing them along and wishing they just went back instead

- Since Kelvin's hearing is still barely there he can't really hear anything but they can read lips well

- And as reader is slumped on a wall or something with Kelvin kneeling to try stop the bleeding they just caress his face and say 'I love you'

- Then they die 😭 (this is so sad lmaoooo)

Hi 👋,

omg what a dark request...😱😱😱 I already felt anxious by reading this and imagining Kelvin's darkest and saddest day in my mind 😅

I was not sure if I should keep the ending this dark but as I still liked the challenge to go against all the happiness I wanna give to Kelvin in my stories, I tried my best to come as close as possible to your request and I hope you like it 😊

Last demon

Words: 1106

Warnings: this might break a few hearts, it most certainly broke mine while writing it 😭

BEWARE! Spoilers of the game's ending ahead

Summary:

Reader and Kelvin head to the cube when the tragedy unfolds....

A heartbreaking sob escaped Kelvin as he dragged your unconscious blood-soaked body through the cave underneath the last bunker. How could he let this happen? How did it come to this? It was all his fault and he doubted if he'd ever be able to live with what he had done. All he wanted was to keep this newly found life with the woman he loved most. You and him survived over a months on this cursed island, killing all sorts of cannibals and mutants, up to the point that your camp was barely attacked anymore and you roamed more or less carefree through the woods on your supply hunts. He knew he had lost his place in the world he came from. After loosing his ability to hear he lost his chance to remain a soldier and what else could he even do besides being the one and only thing he was trained to do? How was he supposed to fight on the battlefield without even hearing the enemy? So, back then, when his hand grabbed your shoulder and he shook his head while you had already set a foot into the helicopter, you gave in and granted him his wish. You took a step back, faintly smiling at Timothy and thanking him for the proposition, explaining that you'd remain with Kelvin on the island, watching the helicopter taking off and disappearing on the horizon. It was a dangerous and rash decision but your heart had taken over, choosing that life with Kelvin instead of the sweet memory of that normal life in the old world. You both had grown too fond of each other as time passed and even though you never specifically spoke of it, after all the gentle kisses and reassuring loving touches, he would consider you to be his girlfriend rather than just a fellow survivor. You became his life, his everything and yet he had failed you. He had failed the life he requested from you and now the only true love he ever knew would die in his arms.

Approaching the end of another eight cycles, the two of you headed towards the bunker on the beach before the countdown hit zero, because, as much as you loved your life in isolation from society with each other, you also loved remaining human. None of you was wearing much armor anymore, a luxury you granted yourselves after killing every mutant you came across and them crossing your paths less and less, shrouding you into a deceitful sense of security. As you entered the last part of the cave, you turned around to Kelvin, a smile spread wide of your lips, giggling gleefully, a hand reaching out to him to pull him into a kiss when, in the blink of an eye a demon emerged from the shadows and sank its teeth in the soft flesh at the side of your waist. The excruciating pain left you gasping for a moment, your mouth hanging open in shock. For a second, Kelvin's blood froze in his veins, paralising him, unable to fully process the scene unfolding in front of him. Your body slumped to the ground, the once bright smile now washed away and replaced by a look of despair. Kelvin screamed from the top of his lungs, the agonising sound of it echoing through the cave as he launched forward and slammed his machete into the demon's head before rushing back to your side. His mind refused to acknowledge the dire consequences of the moment, he kept you from entering that helicopter, catching up on him now. You drew ragged breaths, groaning in pain while Kelvin's shaking hands pressed on the wound in a desperate attempt to stop the bleeding. A thousand sorry left his trembling lips as he kept the pressure up, the tears flowing down his cheeks, dripping on your pale skin melting into your own streams of tears. The light that shone at the end of the caved felt like a million miles away and helplessness engulfed his mind and body, leaving him to feel like a tiny ant struggling against a merciless storm, cradling you in the dark pit that had become his world and doom. He racked his brain for a solution, desperate to save your life, his gaze falling back to the shimmering light. The golden room! He took off his hoodie, placing it on your wound, wrapping the arms of it around tightly and securing it with a knot. A pained moan was the last sound that left you before you lost consciousness, your body hanging lifelessly in Kevin's arms. He dragged both you down the cave with heavy steps, his eyes fixed on the golden shimmering light of the cube. If he could bring you in before it sealed itself and avoided mutation, he might be able to help you afterwards. As he reached the room, a golden wall slowly started sinking down and he pushed your body inside before he rolled in, barely making it in time before the wall hit the ground.

A throbbing pain seeped through his head and dimensional energy started pulling alternate versions from him before converging back into one. After a moment, the wall in front of him opens up into a portal. He gazed yet again at the outlines of the dark futuristic city, illuminated by lightening striking at the tall skyscrapers while a huge pale glowing moon hanging menacingly in the night sky. His eyes remained on the dark city, a glimmering thought of the faintest most desperate hope forming at the back of his mind. There was no possibility to determine if he'd be able to help you, if you'd survive this without any medical aid on this island as well as there would be no way of knowing if the both of you would survive entering another world. He had to make a choice and he had to choose fast as he felt the energy from the portal fading again. Kelvin was torn, the last time he took a decision it laid to the very darkness that threatened to consume both of you now. Hesitation clawed at him for a few more moments, but the desperation in his heart and his love's cold body in his arms made him resolute. He took a deep breath, grabbed you tight, and fell through the portal into the new world before it disappeared again, leaving nothing but the a puddle of blood in the now empty room made of dirty golden walls, the corpse of the last demon lying in the dust a few feet away.

Happier Kelvin stories:

A light at night (18+)

First kiss

Silent saviour

Relief (18+)

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[judehatesmaths]

Omggg please tell me what happens in the book in the late 50s? The I love you’s and the second break up? You can do a spoiler thingy and a drop down so people don’t accidentally read it when they don’t want to 😊 (my anxiety needs preparation even though I think the storyline will differ from the book a bit considering Hawk isn’t quite the same in the show as he’s written in the book from what I’ve gathered?)

Okay okay! I literally can't resist talking about this so yea spoilers down below! (It's longer than expected God I'm sorry xd)

In the book, Tim comes from the army back to DC and Hawk finds out bc Mary, who has been writing back and forth to Tim that whole time, confirms it. Hawk is very "happy?" pleased about it and puts up a job offer some time later.

In the book remember Tim doesn't work for McCarthy, but one senator Potter. Later, Hawk is also less surprised when Tim shows up for the job interview. They honestly don't say anything too important to eachother, just that Tim hadn't actually been in Hawk's office before and also Tim got him another book, for his last birthday. The book has another message just like the first, but now instead of the "I got the job, you're wonderful" it says "I really want the job, it would be wonderful"

Hawk grabs Tim and guides them both to another department at State that's working on a refugee relief act, which Hawk knows Tim is really interested bc his boy just wants to help, and presents Tim to the guy there who tells them to leave his resumé. Hawk tells him they'll do it later and Tim is confused bc like why can't he do the interview now? But Hawk insists and takes Tim away.

He takes Tim to a building that's inhabited that Mary's ex boyfriend?I don't remember who he was exactly, but the thing is the store is not occupied. So Hawk takes Tim upstairs to the attic where he had prepared a small place for them to be. Tim is very happy about this bc it means it's for him and Hawk has never brought anyone here before.

It's in this scene where, when Hawk brings him some milk which Tim accidentally spills, Tim cries and confess saying "I love you, Hawk".

Hawk hugs Tim very fiercely and, knowing he shouldn't say it but not because he doesn't feel it, says it back. "I love you too."

And then the months go by and Hawk has his daughter but he keeps the affair going on with Tim and tim is actually happy and doesn't really care that now its an actual affair. Then the news come that he didn't get the job at State but it's okay because he has Hawk right?

.no.

Apparently, Hawk had gone to the guys at the department and "outed" Tim, saying it would be a risk to hire him. So they don't hire him but Hawk tells Mary to tell that to Tim, tell him the truth. And to make it hard on him. He wants to break up, definitely this time, with him.

And like here is where I honestly don't get Hawk and I'm very glad the show is changing this, bc I hate this Hawk. What he did was very mean, from what I understood and remember from the book, he breaks up bc he starts thinking ahead in both him and Tim's future together, knowing that what he feels about him will be replaced by a feeling of almost obligation?to be with the boy.

So yeah, Mary tells Tim, who is obviously heartbroken, and then he doesn't see Hawk until McCarthys funeral. Here Tim goes to a cathedral and Hawk finds him there, both completely alone. Tim hands him the half sliced dome (the one in the show we know it's Kenny's) and Hawk takes it. He then grabs Tim and hugs him, fiercely and says, "I'm sorry" to which Tim replies "For what?" And Hawk doesn't get to reply but he wants to say "For everything."

and then the book ends. We get to the epilogue and find out Tim died, not of aids but bone cancer. Hawk talks to Mary and she sends him a sketch Tim had done: it was of the attic he and Hawk had spent time in, where they said I love you. Below, Tim had written :Let him know I was happy enough. Make it easy on him.

Aaaaand Hawk places it with the paperweight on top, apparently he'd gone everywhere with it.

[sinofwriting]

then I get an idea/inspo and it's off to the races (get it? I think I'm so funny).

honestly very relatable, sometime one(!!) single thing sparks an idea, then the next thing you know it's on your mind 25/8 and suddenly you're writing a whole lot of something that you were absolutely not prepared for but you can't let it go bc they've latched on to your mind🐥. smiled at the joke/gen

The fic your talking about, Made For Each Other, would honestly work well for babytrapping if it wasn't for the fact that reader would happily have Max's kids with only like three months of dating under their belt, lol.

yes! i love that fic so much.(I've actually downloaded it so that i can read it no matter what even when i have no internet😊) i fear that they are too coo coo for cocoa puffs too see that as a problem (me 2🤞 but only fictionally). i could kinda see it for please oh please or maybe even private professor if they didn't immediately get married and live happily ever after(i love them so much, I'm actually tearing up). regardless, i would eat that eat up for them, they're both crazy enough that I could maybe see like a miscommunication issue and then both of them panicking about losing one another and then instantly secretly trying to 'trap' the other into being connected 4ever🤩[talking about made for each other]

idk what max fic ive written is crazier made for each other or causing problems

personally i think it's definitely made for each other!max. max was just being (kinda understandably) weirded out and then possessive + messy in causing problems. while in made for each other he literally saw that girl and said, "yeah that's the love of my life, I will do absolutely anything to make her my wife" and then rearranged everything in his life to make sure that they'd be together. also, he was just overall crazier and that was super hot {gets shot} he definitely takes the cake and there's a spot specially for him in my brain.

There will be more Ollie fics! I have a request for him and an idea of my own for him. Will probably work on one of those after this lestappen fic idea I got yesterday (the press conference was a gold mine)

yay! can't wait!!! {everyone loved that🙂‍↕️}

also, yeah! I would love a nickname💞

adding on to my previous ask, mfeo!max literally (and I quote) thought this about reader being involved with someone else b4 him "He knows that if she had been seeing someone his blood would be boiling everytime his name got brought up or even hinted at" while cproblems!max wasn't that jealous about leclerc!reader and pierre.

speaking of that quote, i would've actually loved to see what he would've done if reader had a boyfriend or was seeing someone(casually!!) while they met. (absolute deranged and unhinged behaviour no doubt) like tried to ruin the person's life or have them taken care of😊 I'm guessing.

I have so many wips (for F1) and my brain coming up with new ideas doesn't help with that. (putting the rest under read more, cause I yap)

Writing Made For Each Other was trip. I went into that and was like... I don't know how people are gonna feel about this. Very happy that you like it! You are not wrong, lol they both are crazy enough about each other that they would try and baby trap each other. Which would honestly I think read as both desperate and funny.

Rereading please, oh please, if I was to write that today, I think that the second part would include Max trying his damndest to get her pregnant, not baby trapping necessarily, but just lots of unprotected sex, hoping that it catches. Or at least him thinking about it.

And yeah you are right. Max in mfeo is crazy (it's okay though, he's cute) while Causing Problems Max is just messy. He's honestly just a guy who learned that his girlfriend/first crush/sexual awakening lost her virginity to her brother's best friend, her friend, and his former teammate... My brain makes some interesting ideas.

He's also not weirded out, just angry because he figured that whoever she lost her virginity too wasn't in her life anymore (y'know what they say about assumptions) and while he does bring up her only being 14 in Charles hotel room with everyone, he's really just using it as an excuse to be mad at Pierre. Pierre threw him a fucking lifeline unintentionally with the whole “Max, your issue with this is the age difference. And I imagine it’s worse because of Kika, yes?” Was he surprised by her being 14? Yeah, but it's established that it was because of Lorenzo and Charles being overprotective nightmares, lol.

Made For Each Other Max is a different breed, lol. I've talked about it before but I think Max in fics is the perfect candidate for love at first sight. He doesn't believe in it but then it happens and that is that. He will be getting that person.

Also this: "He knows that if she had been seeing someone his blood would be boiling every time his name got brought up or even hinted at" insane from me. That is insane behavior from me. But, yeah he is a jealous boy.

I briefly toyed when writing it with her having a boyfriend when they met, but I already had to deal with Kelly and I liked the idea of her being unattached.

But, since you brought it up, if she had... Max would have been fucking insane. She stops him from kissing her and then just a few seconds later stops him from calling Kelly to break up with her just so he can kiss her. If she been seeing someone... well she would have done the same thing but with the added,

"Max," and his name is near breathless and he doesn't know if he wants to feel her lips on his or her lips against his skin again more. "I have to break up with someone, we can't"

Green would have taken over, he'd be grabbing her hand, dragging her out of the party they were at to his hotel, the drunkness he had been feeling gone with her words, and he's texting Kelly that it's over, that he wants what little she has at his gone before he gets back in two days. And when they finally get to his hotel room, he's kissing her, slipping his fingers between her legs and then finally when he's got her on his bed, fully inside her, he'd be making her call who she's been seeing as has her break up with them while he makes her moan his name.

... so yeah it's confirmed that mfeo!Max is fucking insane. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Also, nicknaming you 💞 anon. I now have to find what asks are yours and go back and tag them, lol.

[ahundredtimesover]

As a casual writer I have so many story ideas yet my motivation for completing them is so thin. How do you keep yourself motivated to continue writing or completing a story?

Alsoooooo what’s your favorite genre/au to read and favorite to write? Personally I love forbidden lovers and dark aus. My guilty pleasure is vampire aus…idk why I’m so drawn to them I don’t even watch vampire shows or movies.

Hii! Ooh I totally get you. It's so easy to get story inspirations but so hard to actually plan out and write them. And we can easily get distracted with a new idea that takes our time and commitment away from what we're currently working on. But people are different and we handle them in different ways.

For me personally, what keeps me motivated is the ending. When I conceptualise a story, I let it play it out in my head like a movie with the key scenes so clear in my head, then I write them down in an elaborate "outline" with dialogues and stuff. I start with the ending, so that's what pushes me to keep writing. I also tend to hyperfocus so I don't multitask - I write one story at a time, which also means I don't read anything while I'm writing bc I get easily distracted. This is also so I can go through the emotions of the characters I'm writing. It makes it feel more real to me, which is why I’m very protective of them.😌 In short, like your story so much that you can't not write it! Easier said than done, I know, but that's what helps me! I guess it's also bc I write the things I want to read so I think to myself, I better finish this thing bc I will be frustrated if I don't. 😅

As for aus to write, I obviously enjoy writing ex-lovers and arranged marriage! I've written 3 of each and I love how I can approach an au differently each time. As for favourite ones to read, there are many! Generally, I enjoy best friends/childhood friends, friends, neighbours au bc they have so many giggly moments and they tend to be light reads! But I super love stories set in a small town. Those give me a different feeling and I just bask in the emotions of it. I also enjoy profession-focused stories! Like medical/hospital aus, co-teachers, etc. Historical ones as well. In short, there's a lot! I don't like being stressed or upset when I read so I go for the ones with happy endings. 😊

Oooh forbidden lovers is intense, and one I don't read much of bc I get so anxious hahha it's not good for my heart. I def don't do dark aus but I had a phase of reading vampire/werewolf aus, too! Thank you for sharing and stopping by. Good luck with writing and I hope you constantly find joy in it! 💕

[bbina]

bbibbi… i’m going to cry… no… i’m actually tearing up 🥲 i can’t believe that btl is over now 😩 like… time goes so fast huh? i’ve never been this invested in an smau before, btl is just THAT smau 😭💗💗💗 nothing can EVER top it i’m telling you 😊 but fr, this smau is so beautiful, the characters, the plot, the chats, the angst, literally EVERYTHING 😩 i’m going to miss waiting for a new btl chapter to be released everyday ☹️ i’m going to miss reading the cuteness, the angst, the silliness, the lovey dovey-ness ☹️ i’m going to miss my silly boys and my silly girl silly-ing around together ☹️ i’m going to miss cute loser boy wonbin who’s just so in love with his girlfriend y/n ☹️ i’m going to miss pretty lover girl y/n who was kinda late to realising her feelings for wonbin ☹️ i’m going to miss snitch shotaro who snitched to the others that wonbin went to ulsan ☹️ i’m going to miss overprotective older brother eunseok who now has a GIRLFRIEND??? HELLO??? ☹️ i’m going to miss confused giant sungchan who was blamed by y/n for wonbin leaving her ☹️ i’m going to miss bubble boy seunghan who’s literally the president of the ynbin nation ☹️ i’m going to miss puffy hair sohee who’s a part of the ynbin nation and is just a cutie patootie ☹️ and i’m going to miss sir anton who SOME people tried to make second lead ☹️ fuck… I’M GOING TO MISS BTL SO MUCH 😩 okay but i can always just reread it so 🤭 i just want to be dramatic 😭 i can’t believe that i actually teared up… like… wtf??? bbibbi… THANK YOU for writing this AWESOME smau 😩 i love your cute, smart, big brain that is full of wonderful ideas SO MUCH 💗💗💗 believe me when i say this but btl is the first ever smau that i fell in love with 😘 everything about btl was so homely and comforting, i felt so much at ease whenever i used to read the chapters 😩 AND i remember ranting to my cousin when ynbin had that HUGE fallout 😭 babe you had me stressing and shit 😩 and i’m so happy with the amount of LOVE and APPRECIATION that btl has received 🥰 #DESERVED 💗💗💗 reading other anons asks about btl made me so giddy and happy 😊 the highlights of this journey HAS to be ynbin’s CRAZY fallout and the ynton shippers 😩 WHERE DID THE YNTON SHIPPERS COME FROM??? they just spawned out of nowhere 😭 the b in btl stands for BEST and i’m 100% sure that other anons will agree with me 😊 i’m actually going to reread it… LIKE I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT IT’S OVER NOW??? WTF??? heart: broken 💔💔💔 soul: shattered 💔💔💔 bbibbi 😭 i’m actually going crazy… 😐 btl ending means that seunghan’s going to come back 😊 idk what i’m saying i’m just rambling now 😩 btl… btl… BTL… ☹️ okay but the one year skip fucking caused my heart to palpitate 😭 UGH 😩 i love you btl 💗💗💗 SO MUCH 💗💗💗 FOREVER 💗💗💗 AND ALWAYS 💗💗💗

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i jus realized bbibbi is an iu song lmfao ANYWAY-

it's been over 12 hours and i still can't believe its over :( i miss them already 😔 ive been answering asks and i was like "fuck im gonna update again" BUT WHATS THERE TO UPDATE CHAT 💔 not too sure about anything can top it... im lowkey liking the plot of wb's second smau thats in the works.. not gonna say much cus its not done yet 🫣

mane im already missing backstreet boys dumb shenanigans mixed with wonbin's loser self yearning for yn to like him back bc shes a dummy!! remember when eunseok had to literally knock some sense into her ass.. sigh they were so cute and funny... esp when the boys took it upon themselves to fight the devil (ynbin) themselves like get u friends who bridge you to the person who's right for u!!!

u guys do tell me that u guys feel like ur literally part of the friend group 😭 thats honestly kinda cute... means i nailed what its like to be with friends *sigh* LMFAO

the ynbin breakup will still continue to haunt yall huh 😭 the way it got yall talking to ur irls about it (some anons mentioned they were talking abt it to their own friends LMFAOOOOOOOO) crazy ass plot..

THE LOVE BTL GETS IS SO HEARTWARMING I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS RLLY LOVE THIS FIC THE WAY I LOVE IT HUSDHSKHFSDJFHKSD will never get tired of saying that shit fr

NTM ON THE YNTON SHIPPERS LIKE WHERE DID U GUYS PULL THAT ONE OUT OF UR ASSES?????? there was fr a little anon group dedicated on sending asks about ynton becoming canon LIKE HUUUH ... the highlight for me was the poll 😭 maybe i'll do more plot polls more often just to see everyone spiral and think outside the box 😭

idk why i have a strong gut feel hani is coming around soon especially whats going down on the kpop world... KINGHAN COMEBACK 2024

the one year timeskip just to show that they've come a full circle teeheeeeee

thank you so much for reading bambi anon!!!! i rlly rlly rlly LOVED waiting for ur thoughts !! thank you sosososo much for always taking ur time of day to read and share!! <3 LUV YEW

[masschase]

shaunviola for the ask meme :]

Question ask meme (feel free to send more, I like this format)

YAY SHAUNVI!

When I started shipping it if I did:

Directly from tumblr! I think the first time would have been in a piece by iilovebeam though I think I saw other people's art of them too. I was just like OOH! Like I'd not really thought about it but the moment I did, I saw an interesting dynamic there.

My thoughts:

I mean I adore them. I make no secret of the fact I can sometimes end up a little bored once couples are together and there's no friction and so on. With Shaunvi there's a lot to play with. I think it was the first kind of secondary ship I decided to add to my fanfic, though I believe it wasn't the first to appear as I wrote everything so out of order.

What makes me happy about them:

They start from this place of a lot of tension established in canon, and I just love the idea of Viola having this attraction to Shaundi right off the bat but her being like... untouchable? Unavailable? Like she almost starts off a goal; a grown-up version of the more unusual girl trying to win the popular girl over as a friend, but it becomes more than that as she falls hard for her. From Shaundi's perspective there is this huge barrier though, she can't even allow herself to think about it because Viola is involved in Johnny's death. That barrier breaks in my hc when Shaundi finds out Johnny is actually alive, because that really was her sticking point above all else. From then on they start a rather intense relationship. I was going to say short but it's about a year long so short is pretty subjective. They're a bit on again off again after that; they fizzle out romantically but they remain friends and they also maintain this spark sexually.

What makes me sad about them:

Because my universe is canon obviously it's never going to work out because Viola dies 🥲 I obviously had that in mind when I decided not to have their relationship cover the whole 2016-2020 period because I think Shaundi would very much struggle to recover from that in a way my other characters who lose people have strong defences against. It also just didn't fit what I wanted for them, I wanted them intense and passionate and I think that either settles into something else or it ends.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

I mean I haven't actually read any fanfic that features them I don't think, I included them briefly in mine but didn't tag them as a pairing bc that would annoy me if they were tagged but not a main pairing and only in it for five seconds. Actually I wish I'd woven them into my own story in a more interesting way, but I was so far in when I came across the pairing. It kind of works though because we see Shaundi's disdain adapt quite suddenly after finding out about Johnny. I guess I wouldn't like to see anything too cheesy or boring for them? Nothing that's like love at first sight, instantly getting along when Viola joins because while canon devation is fine it would also remove a lot of what I like about them. I would accept a well written happy ever after for them! But they need some tension in the lead up. Obviously hc them however you want, this is just about what I'd personally enjoy reading! 😊

Things I look for in fanfic:

Honestly any interesting portrayal of the relationship would draw me in. I'm not super picky. I've not read fic of them but every angle I've seen for them on tumblr I've absolutely loved. Pining, angst, awkwardness, well written smut; a lot of standard things I like would work.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

So for main universe, Shasha (Shaundi x Asha) is something many of you know I have an interest in. I think they would have an interesting dynamic but plotting out an actual storyline for them is quite different. These things come with time for me though they just pop into my head at random times. If I don't find a route for them romantically I'd love to see them living together in a QPR type situation! I'm also a little... just a little curious about Shaundi x Kinzie. That would be more AU though, as would Shaundi x Casey. There are quite a few I can see for Shaundi.

As for Viola, main universe she's dead so I'm going to just go cracky and say Violin? Yeah I feel like some people are going to think "oh, well, you're the self-appointed ship name guy so you would", and... they have a point. 😆 It's really quite hypothetical as I don't really make anything with the afterlife, but if I did, there would have to be a heaven x hell ship. I think they'd kind of click. AU where she lives though? I'd say most likely an OC tbh. If Casey's the Boss it doesn't really fit for more than a fling type thing, but the idea of Viola x Boss really appeals to me for a more fitting Boss, because they gave her a pretty big chance in SR3 and I'd like to know what would come from that. Imagine the early days and them just being the one who's on her side, y'know? 🥲

My happily ever after for them:

So I guess in terms of what fits my mostly canon+ universe, I did have a possibility of Viola being in the pods after all due to a mix-up, very much a "here's how Shaunviola can still win" thing tbh. They could potentially be together on Ragnarok. But I guess I don't really see that theory as an actual part of my canon nowadays, and again, idk if I have a story for them there yet. If I do I'll likely share it 😊

Who is the big spoon/little spoon:

I guess I see Shaundi as the big spoon most of the time. She's the more physical of the two but it's more than that. I just think Viola has this insecurity about whether Shaundi really cares for her and always will. When Shaundi holds her it just reinforces that this is all willing and that she loves her.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity:

So in my hc they both like to dance, that's a pretty straightforward one. I can see them going out while in the "off" phase of on/off and winding up slow dancing 🥲 I think they prefer nights out over nights in but maybe they would enjoy cooking together with a bottle of wine or two. I also have an image of them cycling out of town and looking down at everything from high places. I feel like it's easier for these two to find what they really cherish about each other when there's no distractions, just peace and quiet.