#bc gif quality is abhorrent

[stegogosaurus]

Light: I made the criminals do unusual things before dying. It will slow down L and the police as they will try to decipher them to find some kind of message.

Ryuk: But. You did leave a message.

Light:

[fatuifucker]

Might I request for your event Xiao eating out a sub afab reader, who's kinda shy abt their looks and a bit insecure since it's their first time? With the prompts 4, 47 and 60? If you don't mind with a lil bit praise kink?

It you're not comfortable with that, feel free to ignore this. Dw :)

service top xiao x sub fem-bodied reader (mentions of a bra)

SUMMARY = (modern au) prompt - "you look just about good enough to eat" + "are you holding back? don't" + "come for me, you've done so well"

WARNINGS = smut, use of the word "cunt", oral (reader receiving), kinda ooc xiao but shh this is a modern au it's fine, shy and insecure reader, reader wears feminine lingerie, praise, use of "xiaoniao" as petname (meaning little bird in chinese), brief discussion of safe word and aftercare bc we love safe and healthy fun times, it's never mentioned but xiao has done it before which is why he kinda good at it bc yknow virgin xiao wouldn't know how to eat badussy

W/C = 1.2k

A/N = lightning may be transient but my love for you will always be eternal /p can yall tell i'm shitty with deadlines this was meant to be posted on vday lol 🤡

Today is the day you finally give Xiao your virginity.

After months and months of careful consideration, another month of planning and having “the talk” with your close friend, Venti, you realise that you are ready for the next phase of your relationship.

This will be his Valentine’s Day gift.

Siting silently on the bed, twiddling your thumbs as you await for his return. Did you prepare everything? Condoms, lube and water on the nightstand, curtains have been drawn, you have already taken the necessarily contraceptives…wait, is your hair okay? Standing up, you trotted over to the mirror. The person in front of you is…different from the normal you. First of all, never would you have thought to wear such revealing attire. In fact, Venti was the one who concocted this master plan.

In his mind, he thought that since you were apprehensive about baring your bare body to Xiao, why not wear something that would cover you up while also making you look alluring? You suspect it was more about Venti wanting to show off his new skills since he had recently taken up fashion design as a hobby. Nonetheless, you had accepted his offer (he didn’t give you a chance to reject him) and here you are.

Although he told you that it was just a simple hobby, this quality is surprisingly sublime. Everything was hand-tailored by him and the fabric felt fine against your skin. Black was his colour of choice. Classy. It shows the right amount of skin to appear raunchy while also bearing in mind your modesty. Aware of your abhorrence towards tight-fitted clothes, he had chosen a more flowy and light design. The bra, held together by ribbons around your back and neck, incorporated elements of a sheer apron reaching down to your waist, the floral stitching barely concealing your nipples. Naturally, the panties — more like g-string — sports a matching design at the front with a cute little slit in the middle for easy access. And because he, in his own words, ‘is such a nice friend’, he included a sheer black robe to cover yourself just in case. Initially, you didn’t think it would help at all but in the present moment, you think that the robe is the sole reason you haven’t abandoned this idea. Maybe you should. It isn’t too late right?

In the midst of adjusting that same strand of hair for the nth time, you hear the sound of keys and footsteps heading your way. Shit, you didn’t even hear him locking the door! Snatching the tube of lip balm from the vanity table, you hastily apply an uneven coat before flinging the tube back on the table. Running back to the bed, no concern about the obvious thud as a result of your careless action, no concern about the fact that Xiao obviously heard it. No, you need to return to follow the plan. You have spent so much effort preparing, you are not going to let it go to waste.

The door to your shared room creaks open. Your heart races, feeling his fearsome eyes scan your half-nude body. You dare not lift your gaze, finding the patterns on the floor to be a much more interesting sight. Footsteps escalate in volume until you can sense the man you love towering over you. Your throat tightens as you feel your saliva travel down your throat yet your mouth still is as dry as ever.

“Why are you wearing something so revealing?” Xiao’s question cuts through the uncomfortable silence like a sharpened knife. “You shouldn’t wear something like that in front of me.”

Confused, you finally lift up your head to look at Xiao, only for him to spin his head around to the side. Strands of his dark picturesque hair cascades over his handsome face, but they don’t hide the dark tint of red blooming at the tips of his ears.

“Why not? You’re my boyfriend.”

“I am, but…it’s difficult to restrain myself when you look so…” Xiao swallows as he eyes your frame. “I would never do anything that you aren’t ready for but…when you look so alluring I…I still have to relieve myself somehow…”

He mumbles the last part out, using his hand to muffle himself. You tilt you head before giggling.

“Are you implying that you’ve masturbated to me?”

God, that look in his eyes is priceless. You laugh, your hand grasping onto Xiao’s wrist.

“It’s okay, you don’t need to ashamed.”

He calms down with your reassurance. Your hands guide him to the bed, guiding his lips to yours and allowing both of you to get lost in the mutual love and lust for each other. The heat of the moment causes your robe to slide off your shoulders. Xiao’s calloused palms trail down your body — past your collarbone, past your tits, past your waist — and resting at your hip.

“Xiaoniao…” he pants, biting your lower lip. “You look just about good enough to eat.”

“Then do as your please.” You shyly smile. “I’m your Valentine’s Day present.”

“Are you sure you want this?”

“I want it so bad, Xiao.”

He gets on his knees, peppering your body with kisses before reaching his destination. He makes a satisfied “hm” — likely impressed by convenience of the slit in the middle of your underwear — before his fingers push your hood back to reveal your clit.

“If you need me to stop, say the word ‘tofu’ and I'll stop at once. Understood?”

As soon as you nod, his tongue latches onto your bub, licking circles around the little nub. You jolt back at the unfamiliar sensation, already screaming his name as your nails dig into the sheets. He groans as he licks a strip up your pussy, before slipping the wet muscle inside. It burns with heat. It’s warm and hot and soft and makes him crave for more. He slurps and slurps, his fingers going back to rub your neglected clit. Your pussy still feels snug and tight but it’s dripping. It’s dripping with your fluids and it’s all for him. He accepts what you have to offer, drinking and drinking more of you and savouring your delicious taste.

“X-Xiao! Mmm! Xiao, it feels good! It f-feels– o-oh!”

Your body is quivering. You’re overwhelmed but you don’t want it to end. It’s your first time and he has already made a mess out of you. Biting your lip, clenching onto the sheets, doing anything to try to restrain yourself from cumming too early.

“Are you holding back, [Name]? Don’t. Let yourself go,” Xiao whispers as he continues eating you out.

“Xiao, I’m really– mmm! C-close!”

“Cum for me, xiaoniao,” he moans, the vibrations making your toes curl. “You’ve done so well.”

Your mouth forms into an ‘o’ as you release, your cunt and clit throbbing around his tongue as your body goes limp against the bed. Xiao laps up the rest of your juices, the lewd slurping voices sending your brain into a dizzy daze. 

“Was that good? Did I overdo it?” Xiao’s voice softly asks.

You shake your head.

“No, it’s just…I’m not used to it,” you laugh sheepishly as you push yourself up. “But it felt amazing.”

Xiao plants a kiss on your forehead before getting you the glass of water on the nightstand.

“I’m happy to hear that, [Name].”

[hereissomething]

SO ive seen some fellow hammer blogs postin abt the christ imagery in the drac death scene of Satanic Rites

and i wanted to post my own thots on the subject🤓

more under cut

tldr: Drac is definitely not a jesus boy

After reading approximately two whole chapters of Richard Cavendish's book on The Black Arts (a good beginners read so far), im learning that satanists have a contrarian method of reversing christian and "white magic" symbols in like any way possible (ex: turning the star of Solomon's seal upside down to turn it into the fallen star of satan; turning crosses upside down, tho that is also a catholic symbol for St Peter's crucifixion as he insisted he wasnt worthy to be killed upright)

fra angelico's crucifixion piece as an example

Dracula's deathscene after stumbling out of the hawthorne bush, said to have made jesus' crown of thorns

the majority of this sequence is shot with one important detail: Dracula is on the ground, upside down.

he is bound head and FOOT with nature's wooden nails but still loose enough to swipe blindly at Helsing

Lorrimer Van Helsing grabs a sharp spear-like fencepost. Drac is still shown upside down with a thorny crown. A ghoulish reversal of jesus rolling in the dirt and gnashing beastly fangs in his final moments

He places it under his ribs on his right side and uses the force of gravity to pierce DOWN into drac's heart. This is what KILLS drac. crucifixion relies on gravity to slowly asphyxiate you from a high up place until you die. in the christian lore, jesus was long dead before the executioners pierced his left side to be sure he had died.

jesus' stabbing was done upwards with little effort, and with much less empathy. as horrible as drac was, lorrimer seems to pity him in his wretchedness.

Drac expires brutally but rather quickly. There's not enough time to rub embalming fluids and myrrh on this sucker (besides, salts and spices are ABHORRENT to demons bc of their preservative/disease preventing qualities)

and no one around except helsing to tend his remains (snatch his signet ring). (image source: @canolacrush 's legendary post

Tho like christ, Dracula's death saved mankind from certain doom, DRAC WAS TRYING TO CAUSE THAT DOOM WITH HIS 4 HORSEMAN PLAGUE PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE🤪

so in a nutshell, i feel that im def reading a lot more into this shit than i should be! but wouldnt it be interesting if the writers were bookending their satanic panic drac movie with dracula dying in a pseudo-ritualistic-reversal of christ just as a double irony twist? i have NO IDEA what that would accomplish but 😆

those are my thots! had to put that catholic college diploma to use somehow, preciate yall readin!

tldr: Drac is definitely not a jesus boy