#bc Shoichi dumped his ass

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black survival characters as denny gornzales

Adela: “Hahaaa, hangmaaan, I got yoou~” “that looks just like the guy living in our basement” “what?” “yeah, the guy, hanging by his neck in the basement, you know that guy. the dead one?” “how are you so calm about this- why am i just hearing about this now?”

Adriana: I do NOT get girls. Like, why does the one that live with me always try to eat me? Does anyone know?

Alex: Just wanna go for a walk and stare at my friend’s BACK! I’m not saying a fuckin’ word to my friend, I just wanna  look at the back of his head! Without a wallet or a phone.

Arda: At some point in the future, we’re going to invent time travel. Scientists and secret agents and military operatives will go back in time to the 13th century BC, with all the high-tech gadgets they have in the future, they’re gonna have top-of-the-line equiment, high-tech gadgets, and a Nokia phone that they stopped making in, like, 2002 or something.

Aya: “Admit it! I fooled you. You’re done.” “haha, oh really? Well you know what they say. They thought they fooled me, until they got to know who were really fooled.” “w... what?” “Eh-you heard me! You thought that you had been fooling me, but it turned out you were the one finding out that someone else were getting fooled.” “Who else is getting fooled??” “Someone else in that someone is, in what someone would be, getting fooled.” “I don’t understand.” “Yeah you know what I think I’m having a stroke”

Barbara: Ah yes, the most important invention of all time: email. It’s just like texting but worse in every way

Bernice: My teenage girlfriend left me because I'm just a decrepit old man. But little does she know that I’ve drunken from the fountain of youth, and now I’m a dashing young man again!

Camilo: Uggh, I’m just- I’m sick of teaching these kids, day in and day out! When do I get to see these kids dance? When do I get to watch any of these teens dance to get low?

Cathy: How’s he doing, is he alright?” “well, it turns out... he’s got lots of....” “Oh noo” “Lots and lots and lots of....” “oh, god, just tell me- i can take it just tell me-” “A whole bunch of, a whole lot of, just oodles and oodles of....” “c’mon man, you just gotta tell me, alright?” “Just so much, just oh so much, oh my goodness I can’t even BELIEVE how much-” “what is this, i- i don’t understand-” “just OHHH JUST SO MUUCH-” “i don’t understand, just tell me!” “He has so much life left to live, and so many supportive family members. He’s gonna be fine.” “what the fuck”

Chiara: Is this some kind of government conspiracy, or is this just sad?

Daniel: You think I want you back? Well, I got news for you bitch: I’m immortal. And I can turn into a bat. And I can’t go in the sun.

Echion: (vomits into a bucket)    Stop trying to make rats sexy

Eleven: Maybe the dad had an illegitimate child with a.... refrigerator?

Eva: “Daddy finger, daddy finger, where-are-you?” (looks at the screen in surprise and awe)

Emma: I told you I knew the alphabet! You thought I didn’t know the alphabet but look at me now. I got all the way to C-

Fiora: My existence is meaningless if Jeremy Renner doesn’t know about it!

Hart: “Excuse me, can I go to the bathrooms?” (gasps in british) “What the   Fuck?!” “I haven’t seen anyone go to the bathroom in fifteen years” “Why would anyone go to the bathroom??” “It just doesn’t make any sense!” “Guys my bones are getting squishy”

Hyejin: (looking frightened while an endless echo of “darn” sounds off) HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME HERE?! WHY?! WHERE AM I????

Hyunwoo: You always want to at least consider divorce.

Isol: Have YOU ever been in a tank? I don’t think so! You don’t know jack shit about flashlights

Jackie: Classic Stan, always..... killing people

Jan: This man knows what he’s doing, AND i like his abs, I’m gonna pay him money.

Jenny: “There’s a picture of YOU on the wall. Why would I have a picture of YOU on the wall of MY office?” “you do, in your house in Orlando.” “yeah, but it’s just out of frame.” “yeah”

JP: (bang bang bang bang bang) Aw man! They got my legend ass!

Lenox: “Hahaaa, hangmaaan, I got yoou~” “that looks just like the guy living in our basement” “what?” “yeah, the guy, hanging by his neck in the basement, you know that guy. the dead one?” “how are you so calm about this- why am i just hearing about this now?”

Leon: Then you have to get all wet, and you’re a soggy little boy for the rest of the day

Li Dailin: Alright, I’m calling 011. (after a bit the call goes “Your call cannot be completed as-”) Hello? My friend just jumped off the balcony-

Luke: My wife was cooking me dinner, and now she’s sitting? HA HA HA-

Magnus: I guess for bad boys, it is a challenge to change your clothes. 

Mai: I don’t want a fridge with a personality, just- bring me my saöces!

Nadine: Kids are apparently falling out of trees, while sleeping

Nathapon: O-do-horty. Odo-horty. I don’t know how to pronounce it.

Nicky: If you don’t wanna hang out with me, after I drove alll the way here in my unicycle, from Florida, then I can unicycle my way back home!

Rio: This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarassment!

Rosalio: Uh-oh, I smell a villain! My little villain sniffer is... sniffing a guy that’s up to no good.

Rozzi: ‘Cause the government’s out to get ya, NASA’s out to get ya, the NSA’s out to get ya, and your sorry ass better believe that I’m out to get ya.

Shoichi: “You gay?” Pfft. Yeah. Gay for my wife.

Silvia: Woah, dude, who walks? Ughh dude, who walks?! Who the fuck walks?! Ew

Sissela: “I have this disease that gives me brittle bones.” “What, like, all the time? “Nah, they’re just brittle in the mornings, usually harden around lunchtime, and at night... they get squishy.”

Sua: I got big dreams, and an even bigger ass.

William: Hey Jessica! You dumped me because you thought I was ugly? Well look how hot I can be.

Xiukai:  (stirring an edited-in pot) CAROL! WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME SOONER?! WHAT THE FUCK, CAROL?! hrrrghn, CAROL

Yuki: Oh, it’s- it’s Drew, hey- (fast heartbeat sound effect) oh-

Zahir: So explain THAT, mister “cousin”! Why are you black?