#bc DARE (antidrug pro-cop indoctrination classes we had to take in school) made me think it was a bad word

[oysters-aint-for-me]

it’s probably only funny to me but whenever i get a new hyperfixation it makes me think abt all my other hyperfixations over the years and i get the urge to list them like a resume because they’re so wildly inconsistent like:

HYPERFIXATIONS

sheryl crow’s self-titled 1996 album (age 8)

calvin and hobbes (ages 8 through 11)

boy meets world (ages 11 through 13)

lord of the rings (ages 13 through 16)

house md (ages 16 through 21)

community (ages 21 through 25)

[moment of blissful freedom] (ages 25 through 27)

the x files (ages 27 through 30)

always sunny (ages 30 through 35)

the locked tomb (present day, age 35)