#bby ily I'm sorry this took until today!

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Since you won't answer that ask, i'll ask some here, okay so (whips out a paper full of writings) let us start:

Why does my letter sounds so personal? Do i know you or do YOU know me before this match up, kaeya? I don't think you'd be that angry after i just said their names yk (don't worry kaeya, ily too)

Also why is it only mine that LITERALLY has a puzzle in it? I love puzzle and thank you for the information you gave me, but like why tho? All that aside, i really do enjoy the puzzle hehe (ty navina for giving me that, i actually really love it <3)

Well, this is just pure curiosity, but my cat pfp!!! It's gray for the half of it ;w; THE BEAUTIFUL CATTT- like like what happened?? Did the pic malfunctioned or smth?

And last but not least ... is your boss here or nah? I wanna try rizzing him again, well not again since he never did saw my asks 😔 oh poor lil ol me-

(I SWEAR GIVE US SOME HINTS BBY, I'M DYING OF CURIOSITY T-T)

- 🍀 anon

Okay, so to answer some:

The reason why is mostly you are getting to the bottom of the matchups. It's also a new style I wanted to try, so I let him express his own feelings because... Well, he found you interesting.

Again, same answer: new style. I also noticed you enjoyed going through my silly asks and solving them, so I thought it'd be a nice callback to be able to get the answer.

As for that, it's on my end, sorry! I was doing yours at 11 - 12 last night and it was extremely late when I was finished. It took me up until 1 AM to see it and go "aw fuck, oh well" and spared the others from that error. It's nothing too bad, its my fault for being neglectful of my format ;v;

The boss is here, yes, but he's stressed today. It's something about one of the men... Well. I can't say what he's planning, but it's getting him annoyed. I don't want to speak to him when he's this stressed.

Hope that answers your questions!

[shaanks]

MCU for the fandom ask

-cracks knuckles- okay I have slept and eaten let's DO THIS (for you my v dearly beloved <3)

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blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):

Bucky Bucky Bucky Bucky Bucky Bucky. And Steve, and Sam, and the version of Natasha that I have in my mind at all times. Essentially the whole Cap Crew is my most especially dearly beloved. There's also like. I have a very specific characterization of Tony that my bestie and I kinda perfected over the years of active MCU interest whom I love and adore, but v similarly to Natasha the actual canon MCU had no earthly idea about who they wanted him to be so he was like. A different dude from film to film, and a lot of the time that dude was a prick.

Honorable mention for Actually a Good Dad Scott Lang, as at this point there are like 3 good fathers ever and he is one of them and he is. fictional.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

Clint Barton is very Shaped and a scrungus no matter what they tried to do with Jeremy Renner and I will take that to my GRAVE. That man is the dude who calls you at 3 AM to come to his apt and it seems like it's gonna be a booty call but he's just gotten his hand stuck in a jar of salsa and can't figure out how to get it outta there without breaking it. he is precious and ridiculous and scrunkly and I love him.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave):

She got a lot of hate and apathy (as most afab characters that aren't immediately sexually available tend to do) but I really think Nakia from Black Panther is so fucking amazing, like. She was so competent, and she and Okoye were such incredible narrative foils for each other in that they were both doing what they thought was best for Wakanda, and they both refused to sacrifice their morals or honor to do so. Nakia also did what women are rarely allowed to do in media (especially not the MCU god fucking forbid), which was to love a man without subsuming herself into him. She very clearly and genuinely loved T'Challa, but never once did that stop her from being true to herself, or doing what she needed to do, and I just...hhh -clenches fist- I love her.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

Literally every character in GOTG that was in the background while Peter and the gang were trying to catch Gamora and getting their asses kicked for their troubles, like. There was a lot of like screaming and trying to get out of the way, sure, but iirc people were just like 'o damn that's nuts lmfao' standing around eating and watching the dipshittery and I love all of them for that.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

I actually feel really sad for Vision, as boring as the writers liked to make him, like. That was Jarvis! That was Just A Rather Very Intelligent System, he was our AI buddy and then like. What. He gets an infinity stone jammed into his processing center and has to have a body now?? Be physically perceived??? Everyone that he's been looking after as an AI attacks him while he's JUST being born and having to figure out what legs are, and then he stumbles into a relationship at what is for him effectively age like 2, with the most powerful person canonically in the universe who is!!! basically just another infinity stone, and he gets to spend some time romping around with her kind of before some giant insufferable economics major who can't let go of the Malthusian model despite the fact that it's been undermined to hell and back by now like digs?? his brain out of his skull??? and then he's a hallucination for a while and then he just dies??? Bro had like -198732% of a chance, and things were very stressful for him at all times.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

Thanos, Howard Stark, I don't care how charming he seemed in Agent Carter, Ronan, Odin still again and always, Alexander Pierce, literally anyone that ever hurt Bucky, essentially everyone that I want to put in superhell is going there via the horse plinko feeder tube, I don't care if all these people are dead PLINKO for 10,000 years and then superhell.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell):

The above list of fuckwits and shitweasels, though I am also going to include Joss Whedon for all of his very public and obvious war crimes, and Kevin Feige for shelving Serpent Society in favor of jamming Civil War into the MCU docket without bothering to do ANY of the build up or lay ANY of the groundwork that actually made the Civil War story arc poignant or important in any way.