#💌 ;; a letter from: 🍀 anon

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SYNOPSIS: Knowing too much may become your downfall: that was the motto that Kaeya lived with until the day he dies.

TW/s: delusional thinking, yandere tendencies, unrequited love, toxic dynamic/s, implications for Diluc’s matchup + darling, conniving bastard won’t say a fucking word, master manipulator, we are going down the memory lane of “fucking people up”, nsfw tws include human trafficking, experimentation, operating on individuals and other things. Please dni if you are uncomfortable.

NOTE FROM HR: Happy Valentine’s Day. Unfortunately, it seems that Kaeya has a few things he’d like to express. I do wonder what they are, considering he did seem a bit somber…

Kaeya was never expecting to be able to get ‘in’ to such a tight-knit company like this, and especially when his lineage can cause people to raise some eyebrows. After all, no one in their right mind would have the chance of employing someone and getting them on the waitlist when they value the sense of ‘authenticity’ to their rentals.

And for him, he might be right. They do value that, but now, it seems they decided to forego their morals for how pretty he looked in the standards of the human population all across the globe.

Now, Celestia Inc. isn't all that bad. It's not that glorious as people make it out to be, all due to its shady past, but it was enough that people don't bother to raid it one day in hopes of having to take it down. After all, they are everywhere online: people may mention their sudden rise in certain niches, and some even mention their still standing operations. One of them was, surprisingly enough, MixMatch.

A dating site.

Back then, it was closed for a group of people to join. A payment for being a 'rental boyfriend', with its payment costs going as high as one can dream. They pay you at least 10 million when you manage to get matched with someone, and entertain them enough that they'd be satisfied. If they aren't, you get 5 to compensate for your troubles.

To Kaeya, this doesn't seem to be a 'dream come true'. To him, he knows that this feels more like a ploy to get others to join in. It was a marketing strategy, so when people join this 'free' and 'hot on the app store' dating app and website, they'd get traction oh so quickly.

He didn't like the idea. It sickened him. But he couldn't be bothered to correct them.

When he joined, he found that it was the same as those corporations he worked at prior. As a host in the past, he managed to get himself used to the workflow and gained traction in over a month. He's heard others comment on how he seemingly captured the public's eye from how different he is, and from his reputation from other countries, they were coming in like drones.

He liked the attention he's got because of that. And yet, for him, it all felt rather empty. Like it wasn't meant to be this long-lasting, and he needed— no, he craved for more.

He was greedy. A greedy man with a hollow heart.

Each smile he sent to his clients was not a genuine smile. Each wink and 'kind' gesture was all a ruse. A stage performance. He didn't feel anything for these people, and he didn't even feel the same as they do. Each confession they have for him was always met with the hollow words of 'I do feel the same way that you do', only to see them get the safer way to go.

He's aware of the dark side of MixMatch. After all, their Boss was nothing short of a past harbinger who stepped down. No one knows his name, no one knows who they are— but their workers all fear him.

He's seen him order the cleaners to get rid of the drugged clients. He's watched them all go down in their homes, ransack and ruin the place, and return with the client gagged and in a drugged rest. He watched with emptiness as they were then operated on with shady doctors, Dottore having a hand in some of these as he used their bodies for his sick desires.

He watched them become human sacks, their bodies empty of their organs but full of salt and junk, and for Dottore to tell them to take the organs down 'below'. He watched them become tied, their jello-like body being tossed to another set where they would be disposed of.

It's a fucked up operation.

Everyone knows this when they get signed up.

And yet, because of regulations, they can never breathe a word of what goes behind the scenes. Not to their friends, families, their coworkers, therapists, no.

Not a single word can be escaped from the confines of Celestia Inc.

If you asked him how his first date went, Kaeya would answer that it went… Interesting.

Sof was definitely the type many would like, especially for a casa nova like him. She isn’t too picky with who she wants, and her affectionate behavior made it easier for the duo to banter. However, what he didn’t like was the fact she’s blind to any sign of danger.

Such is the payment of being the ideal girl many would date, he mused. But I don’t like people who can’t see what danger is, much less even enable that without thinking that they will get hurt, too.

Kaeya is picky with what he likes from someone, and it’s why he’s so high maintenance. To his credit, though, he makes it obvious in his profile. He wanted someone that would be responsible, that would be able to handle the spontaneity of their dates, and that they won’t even judge him if things were going somewhere that isn’t in their plans.

And although many did swipe right on him, he looked through their profiles before checking to see if they were worth it. The answer? None of them were.

Well, except a few, like Sof.

Which is why he’s now regretting that decision, as he realized that she’s simply not the one he preferred to stay with. She was interesting, but he disliked those who can’t even see past the warning signs that go to their face. He found it more or less… Idiotic, in his standards.

Alas, he needed to keep pretending. That’s what he’s good at, after all.

“Where do you want to go?” he asked Sof as they left the restaurant, his easy-going smile present on his face. “I have a few places we can go to next. Although, since it’s getting a bit late, we can plan on heading back home after a short shopping trip.”

“Oh! Uh… Yeah, we can go out and get some groceries. I wanted to try baking when we get home,” Sof replied, a pep in her step as they walked to where he parked his motorcycle. “Hehe, I didn’t know you were a cat person, Kaeya. Have you owned a cat before?”

“You can say that,” he answered, tossing a coin and catching it deftly with one hand—a small trick he’s used to doing when they were simply chatting. “I own a maine coon back home. My brother, Diluc, isn’t a fan of cats. Never was, anyway, since one scratched him when he was young.”

Granted, they were both young and their father warned him, but he knew they were both too mischievous to listen. It was why Diluc hated cats, even when he became a magnet to them.

“Really? Hehe, that’s funny! I remember a friend of mine who hates cats…”

Try as Kaeya might, he could only tune out what Sof was saying. There was a sense of difficulty in paying attention to someone he doesn’t really enjoy being around. He thought of the matches he swiped as those who he really wanted to be with, but meeting with Sof, he felt disappointed.

He didn’t see her as someone that fits his needs. She was just another one of the fakes he had to deal with later. Such a shame. He was starting to like her, too. 

Alas, she isn’t perfect. She needs to be perfect. And he’s starting to get annoyed at the sound of her voice.

Too loud. Too piercing. Too imperfect.

No, she can never fit his standards. She never will.

“Kaeya?”

“Mm?” he hummed, seeing her grab her helmet and his hands instinctively grabbing his own. Realizing what he was doing, he laughed.

“Sorry, I just did them while I was zoning out. Hop on, Sof, we need to go to the nearest store and get those supplies.”

“Oh! Of course, hold on!”

He could feel the motorcycle move as Sof got on behind him, wrapping her arms around his waist. It reminded him of those scenes in romance movies, where the girl will cling onto her potential lover as they rode off, the sun setting in the background.

He recalled seeing it and feeling that it could be him with his lover, riding off the sunset and simply enjoying the air. The golden hour setting just right, the rays hitting their complexion as he looked at them. He remembered just how lovesick he got at the idea, he craved for that same feeling when he grew older.

Such wild fantasies. He needed to work for it, but how could he, when the people he met were too imperfect?

Riding off, he could see the scene play out. However, his eyes were focused on the road, his ears straining for the beeps and sounds around them. He needed to focus on where he was going, lest he, too, will drive off somewhere else.

Despite the noise that he heard, his mind remained clear.

He knew what needed to be done.

Kaeya had so many things he's kept secret. Every client he has met, he's kept a secret that he can never tell.

Including the ones he sees ever so often.

It was a normal day when he came to the company as usual (and way before things went haywire, oddly enough), and he was assigned with yet another person to go on a date with. Although, the one he was assigned to date next had their form already in the red.

It all screamed imperfect to him. It just looked as though someone pushed her to do it all in one go, especially with the direct bias of seeing who she really likes in her profile.

It made him scowl.

How dumb were they to assign someone like that to him?

"█d████, are you sure you'll be assigning me with her?" Kaeya asked the matchmaker, watching them sigh as they gave him a look. "You know my tastes and all, but their form is rushed. I'm surprised that you haven't bothered trying to get them with someone else."

"Look, Kae, I tried. I tried, okay? But the others that fit them are taken by their previous matches. There is no way that they would simply accept getting switched like that," they explained, trying to assign his match. "Besides, we're running out of time. We need to get it sorted before the Boss gets mad!"

Kaeya scoffs. Seriously? They're always so concerned about someone else, it's ridiculous... And laughable, to boot.

"What will the boss do, hm? Would he come down and interfere?" he taunted them, scowling. "You and I know that he doesn't bother to try. All he does is simply hide himself in there because he's become too paranoid to even care."

"Paranoid? Paranoid? Please, Kaeya, do you honestly think he'd be too paranoid when he's raised a hand against me and the others?"

Kaeya's eyes narrowed. It was true that he raised a hand against them, but that simply proved his point. He didn't exactly understand why they would be so scared of a middle aged man that may drop dead over what happened weeks ago.

"Oh, that's right. You guys are paid enough to not care, don't you?" they taunted, laughing at his face. It sounded so... Forced. Mocking, even. It sounded like they were at their wits end with him, like the stress from the job got to their head.

"Yeah. Yeah, that seems to be it. You all have no remorse after being serial murderers, huh? And for what, your clients?"

"I'd stop talking if I were you, █████e," he warned, but they laughed at his face once more.

"Me? Stop? Never! You guys are all such a pain, I'm tired of playing nice!"

Even if Kaeya wanted to, he had to hold his tongue. Watching their face contort to mania, he was reminded of why the job was so twisted to the point of being inhumane.

It drives their workers into madness.

Watching Cupid lose it, he stepped back, mumbling an apology as he turned to leave. Even when he closed the door, he could still hear the echoes of their laughter, soon followed with sobbing. He knew that they were at their limit, but still...

...

He watched Eros come by, giving him a knowing look.

"Did you push them over the edge?" Eros asked, scowling. "They're going to leave the company after this week. Don't make this harder than it has to be, Alberich."

"I didn't expect them to break this much and you know it, Eros," he reasoned, but they only shook their head and walked off towards their office.

"That doesn't mean that you and everyone else weren't at fault."

Watching Eros enter their office, he could only sigh. Perhaps he's in a bit of denial, but he didn't think that she, of all people in the industry, would ever say that.

It truly goes to show where his dedication and loyalty lies.

If there was one thing he was right on, it would be his second date.

Unlike Sof, his date with Eli did not go as well as he had feasibly hoped for. Maybe he had his doubts set too high, because he was convinced that she simply wasn’t fit for the app as a whole. To him, he had thought that she would ever learn from her mistakes, but the way she acted like she was the one being inconvenienced irked him.

He hated that she’s too avoidant. He hated those types of people.

To him, he never understood why you’d go on the app to find love. Will you ever treat those you dislike the same way? Act like you were the one being inconvenienced, and not the one that has to deal with your childish acts?

Kaeya can be mischievous in his own way, yes, but even he has decorum. And frankly, he despised those who think they can act so two-faced with him. He isn’t a fool.

While his date was busy acting like they were in a good relationship (and not one where she wanted to ditch him in the middle of the day), he took the chance to check on his phone. Already, he could see notifications from TeyvaTweets, rambling about how her recent date is not the one for her.

[ I wanted Alhaitham or Wriothesley, but this guy swiped right instead. ]

[ He’s pretty, but I don’t really like him all that much lol. ]

[ Oh god im gonna get back on my date, going to lyk if it goes horribly. ]

He turned the phone off and frowned. He didn’t want to show it, but he does sometimes wonder if her being nice was simply just a ploy to keep him entertained. After all, she has expressed (on her private account, that is) that she’d drop Kaeya to “go after that hottie”, whilst attaching the photo of the boss of MixMatch.

What a joke.

They all know that the Boss would simply use her and leave her to rot. No one would look at him, go through his background, and tweet at how they can still try to get to him. ‘To get to know him better’, as one would say.

“Hey, uh, I gotta go. I have to go to the hospital to check on them.”

Lies. He knew she didn't. Besides, she couldn’t be bothered to look him straight in the eye as she told him. What is he, an idiot?

Still, he was glad it was over. Putting on a face of mock concern, his brows furrowed and he spoke.

“Oh? I see… Do you need me to drive you there?”

“No need! I can handle it,” Eli answered, packing up her things as they left the cafe awkwardly. “I’m so sorry if we have to cut it short. You must have so many plans for our date today, especially when things are getting hectic in the agency.”

Kaeya laughed, but not out of amusement. It was simply out of… politeness, in a way. Sure, he had work to do with the agency, but what they’re doing is far more different. And for him, he could hardly care if he had lost that job because he decided to slack off.

After all, he knew his date didn’t bother to give him the respect he deserved. So why should he do that in return? He’s bound to see her tweet again about this ‘awful experience’ or something.

“It's alright, I was thinking it’d come to this. I’ll catch you later then.”

Waving at Eli, he watched as she did the same and left, though the sight of her walking so stiffly as if she was scared of him brought him a bit of amusement in return. When he was sure she was gone, he lowered it with a sigh.

Another failed date, and this one was the worst he’s gotten. Unlike Sof, he didn’t feel all too bad about Eli—after all, both of them never liked each other, so why should he?

Pulling up his phone, he began to dial someone’s number. He, truthfully, never thought of needing help from the likes of him, but he had to call it when the truth was staring at him in the face.

That he and a few others needed their services to deal with a few too many bad matches, and especially ones that want to get near to those that will never look twice. Especially those who thought of him as a good guy for his actions.

Then, he clicks the call button. And it starts to ring.

He could vaguely feel it vibrate as he waited for someone to answer. The caller ID was someone that he knew too well, and especially with how their relationship is like after everything that has happened.

Each time he didn’t feel them pick up, he could only sigh and head to his ride. He knew they were avoiding it, but he wasn’t going to let up until he’s sure they’d take the call.

…

…

And when he felt his hopes dwindle, he felt the vibration of his phone stop, alongside a gruff and annoyed voice.

“Kaeya. I thought you and I agreed not to call each other when we’re both busy in work hours.”

“Hmm, we have, but I just needed to ask you a bit of favor, mr. Diluc,” he replied, humming in amusement. “Are you still looking for people that can help you with the wine tasting? Especially that new brew you made?”

He could hear Diluc take a deep breath, and the sigh that followed made him smile a tad wider. Even when they were all twisted in their way, he knew that Diluc remained the same way that Kaeya always knew him to be.

It’s a shame, though. They aren’t as close as he remembered, especially after what happened years ago.

“... Yes, I am. I found some that are willing, but they haven’t come back to inform me when they’ll be available.”

“I see… Well, I have someone I would love for you to meet. I’m sure you’ll like her—she fits you just right.”

No man could say a single soul what Kaeya is capable of.

Some rumored that he was a demented man, masquerading as but as a young police officer who’s mischievous and doesn’t enjoy spending long hours in his work. Others, though, say that he may be one of those people who are involved in the mess that was the Ghost Killings, at how his smile and demeanor can be so… off-putting.

As for his beloved, the one he deemed to be perfect, well… It would be neither. Kaeya was Kaeya, after all. Even if he were to be sick in the head, there was no way in Hell would anyone be able to get a single word from him.

Descending downstairs, Kaeya looked over at the room he’s decorated all for his beloved. The one he was truly, truly meant to be was all kept safely in there, double locked for his safety, and so that no one may find them. Grabbing the keys, he began to insert them in the padlocks and turn them, pushing the door open when he was done getting through the restraints.

Laid before him was his own personal darling, all laid so pretty and docile on the bed he set for him. Sure, he couldn’t speak, for his mouth had been gagged, but those dull eyes spoke more than Kaeya’s one eye could ever hope for.

“I’m home, darling,” he called out, the lovesick man stumbling to the rather complacent lover he had in his house. “Oh, I do hope I haven’t left you rotting here for so long, my dearest. Work has been exhausting for me to deal with.”

They hadn’t said a word to him, but he didn’t care. It was almost like he heard them whisper something to him, making him laugh like he was demented.

“You’re jealous? Over what, pray tell?”

Silence. Then another beat of laughter, this time more unhinged and loose than the first.

“Over them? Darling, you wound me! They’re far, far too imperfect. I have simply made sure that the ones I got were to be taken care of. You always said you wanted to have their eyes.”

Oh, he’s aware of what happened to Ba. Ba had an accident years, years ago. Their relationship had been rocky, sure, but that accident had led Kaeya to go through grief. It was almost ironic, for he experienced the first of it by his adoptive father dying.

He was unable to do anything for his adopted father. Diluc resented him for his inaction, thus, their separation. And with poor Ba… He resents the world for taking him away.

The first time he’s felt love was during college with Ba, but it was the first toxic one he had. He hadn’t been the best man for his first love, and it led to them having arguments and extreme disagreements. It wasn’t always like this, but it hurts Kaeya when they fight.

It hurts to see the person he adored too much to hate him. Spew his name out like it’s a sin.

So when Ba died during the height of their biggest fight, Kaeya was going through it again. However, he had the means to… Assist Ba in his partings.

All it truly took was the cost of his heart and his eyes to get back what’s his.

Tracing over the open chest, he grabbed the bloodied, unbeating heart that he got from Eli’s corpse. Ah, it was too imperfect, but slotting it inside Ba’s felt like it was meant to be. Those eyes he took from another girl had been replaced, slotting in the ones from Sol.

He always resented those that couldn’t see, nor those who couldn’t feel.

But now, looking at his lover who owned those faults, he couldn’t help but laugh and love them all the same.

Ba is now complete. Kaeya knows that.

And yet those tears still fell as the beat of his heart was the only one left in the world.

The world that took Ba away, and his humanity along with it.

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[kpophubb]

2am :*^

🍯Should we make something special on fifth of each month😃 🎂🪴

❣️Also, I wanna wish you a great Friday and happy weekend🌿 cannot wait for your replies💗💓 sending you 🌠the biggest hug ever💖💗

And the playlist is ❌ Mia but MY MIA🫵🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Eat good ,rest well and be happy 🍀🌸💛💛

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Hi baby😭💗 first of ALL,, resend me letter #1 bc the LINK WOULDN’T open!! Was it the ✉️ link? “Page not found” was being shown shsnsjsn pls I WANNA READ IT SO BAD cause each word you say is just so precious to me 🥹🫶🏻 and idk if you know but, letters are my favourite things to receive in general. 💌 physical ones are the BEST among em all.

First of all, pls do not worry about not being able to send me asks. I knew the conditions you were dealing with my love, I was just worried sick about you😭💗 I wanted to know how you were doing, whether you were doing okay, whether you met nice people or slept properly, whether you were sick or healthy and everything else to know. Every message you always send me and everything you say about yourself to me, they mean a lot to me so I remember every detail and wonder so much about you when you’re gone. 🥺

Sure we can make it our anniversary¿ on the 5th of every month?😍🙈 anything you’d like, I’m pretty bad with stuffs like this </3 I read your entire letter and first of all, WELCOME HOME TO ME MY LOVELY GIRL!! ❣️🫂 you’ve worked so hard and gone through so much, I’m sending you the warmest hugs and the sweetest head pats ever! To deal with so much, not everyone can do this you’re my strong and amazing girl who deserves to be applauded for her courage and strength! I’m really happy to hear that you’ve been getting a little better mentally and I hope the new year your life takes a 180• turn and you’re flooded with happiness, success, joy and a reunion with your family somewhere. 💗 you deserve it more than anyone I know baby!!

people are always mean and people will always be mean, for NO reason. Some people are just built w/ negative vibes and they have to make you feel less than whole and problematic, but in reality you’re not! I know it’s hard for you to get over the words and behaviour of other people, considering your selfless and friendly personality but I hope it gets easier for you and god surrounds you with nice and appreciative people who always remind you you’re worth so much ❤️ and ofc im here to give you the love and encouragement you need. I’ll try my best to give you the support of 100 genuine people/ friend so you will never feel lonely!! 😤

and oh pls WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!😭 ofc there are many many precious people on my blog- my anons, my moots, my followers and all of you mean the world to me but IN DIFFERENT WAYS. No one can replace no one. You’re gonna be YOU and I’m gonna love you IN YOUR DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE WAY THAT IS ONLY RESERVED FOR YOU! 👆🏻💋 and, I went on a trip to Middle East !! 🥰 I did receive gifts I mean I shopped a lot there so yeah count those as gifts from my mom? Ahaha lol. Anyway, I had the most peaceful new year I could ever think of! ~~

This year’s gonna be tough for me!! I need to work real hard and face a lot of challenges and especially the first few months are gonna be hectic and draining. I move out next month and then have to literally build a new life somewhere unknown w unknown people 💔 which makes me super anxious but I’ll get through it!! 🫶🏻 my lovely anonie, I wish you stay healthy, happy and wish I can continue to brighten up your life, day and entire year!!😘 I love you and here’s the squishiest hugs ever for you!! If you’d want, we can ofc be closer and even call eachother and send eachother voice messages 🫶🏻 (ofc if you’d want it someday) btw, I did so many face reveals these few months 🤭 idk if you saw tehee 👉🏻👈🏻

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Im going to laugh so fucking hard when 🍀 asks for the boss

Well then- hi boss whose face i've never seen before (care to give me a selfie?) i wanna take u on a date hehe 👉👈

- 🍀 anon

Well uh. guess boss reveal time o7

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MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ 🍀 ANON ].

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND KAEYA SWIPED RIGHT!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?

[ YES ]

Were you expecting someone?

How odd. Oh, well. It seems that this one can be considered a free for the last day of week 1.

Here's your reward. Take this as a gift from him.

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[ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENT HIM? ]

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

Sorry it's a lil ooc with your content but i just can't get over the fact that rin got alhaitham AGAIN, it's so funny i swear HAHAHHAHA-

It's cute to think that rin doesn't know how unique her writing is. Despite her trying to tone down her writing quirk, it always fails to hide her identity from people. It's quite easy to connect the dots and find out that it's her behind whatever anon names she made up. Anyway, good luck to @meimeimeirin ♡

- 🍀 anon

HELPPPP THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IM LAUGHIGN AT THE MESSAGE

Mei i'm sorry but this should not have happened HAIUHIDF (and yet it did. Again, I am SO sorry)

AND THE FACT YOU COULDN'T GET OVER IT CAUSE HONESTLY FAIR. I ALSO COULDN'T. I WAS TEMPTED TO BE NICE AND GO "lol what if I give her Zhongli"

but then I went

"haha"

"absolutely not"

(Im sending this to Mei dw 🍀 anon, she's gonna see this LMAO)

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

... Not surprising for you to think about denying. It would be rather rude if you did, considering Kaeya has been talking about you.

He has been what.

Talking about me??? Nah, that's gotta be smth bad, there's just no way yk??? I don't trust kaeya-

Maybe I should inform him that you didn't want him. It'd be a sight to see, that's for sure.

THAT IS EVEN WORSE 😃 EROS??? NO???? I don't wanna go missing pls 🙏

- 🍀 anon

:)

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

I'm gonna put everything here, so i don't send multiple asks lol

man you are not making him enjoy you a lot huh /silly

Kaeya, my last ask was a mistake, ofc i choose you! Why would i choose anyone else? I'm not replying to this specific part because i don't wanna go missing, haha, of course not... i reply to this so there's no misunderstanding 💔

(Yeah, no, i definitely chose boss at that time- if i can choose boss then why would i choose kaeya? Boss till the end, lesgoooo 💪 BUT OH BUT, THAT UNKNOWN GUY IS WINNING NOW 😔😔 ah, boss lovers, we're prolly not gonna get his pov hiks /silly)

🍀 anon, fellow 🍵 codebreaker here.

Well... that's the entirety of the code 😭 but tbf, do note that i know what cipher to use because some words of the code were put in bold. And if i remember correctly, the bold words spelt out 'railfence'. Other than that, i don't think there's anything weird though. Well, other than the fact that the code suddenly change out of nowhere.

Btw @jessamine-rose pls i hate you so much /jjj AAAAAAAAAA- you're making me gonna fall hard with friend! darling rather than boss huhuhuu 😭 i am so madly in love with how she's so chaotic yet calm at the same time! Like wow girl, you're so cool, but at the same time NOO DON'T, YOU'RE DEALING WITH THAT GUY! IT'S GONNA END UP BAD-

Anyway yes, i agree with making her powerful to even boss and friend! darling's power and status. Having a darling that's easy to melt in his arms is soooo boring, i doubt boss would be entertained with that type of person. Not only does he get bored faster, he wouldn't have that rush of wanting to control a person similar in power or status like him. I mean, he is a certified control freak, right? (I'm trying to be cynical here, do i sound scary now- /lh)

- 🍀 anon

(P.S. i hope you all are lucky like my name, everyone! But don't be as crazy as me guys, i'm still self-aware that i'm a bit cray cray lol so save yourself the drama and be normal 👍)

(Yeah, no, i definitely chose boss at that time- if i can choose boss then why would i choose kaeya? Boss till the end, lesgoooo 💪 BUT OH BUT, THAT UNKNOWN GUY IS WINNING NOW 😔😔 ah, boss lovers, we're prolly not gonna get his pov hiks /silly)

Hm... Interesting.

Don't mind me as I sip my tea (because I can't comment on the rest. Spoilers ofc.)

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

I'm literally going crazy with all the boxes in every posts you made. There are some that i could guess right on and there some that are just straight up "what."

Anyway, to help everyone else, here's a list of boxes i accumulated.

---

LYNEY

Do you know that—███████ (7) ████████████ (12) ██████ (6)

████████████ (12) ██████ (6)

████ (4) ██████████? (10) ██████! (6) █████ (5)

██████████ (10) ██████████ (10) ███ (3)

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XIAO

Just a word of advice: D███ (3) ████ (4) ███████ (7) ██ (2).

...

█████? (5) ███ (3) ███ (3) ████ (4) ██? (2) ███! (3) ██ (2) ███████ (7) ██ (2) ███! (3)

██ (2) ███ (3) ████ (4) ███! (3) ████ (4) ██ (2) ██! (2) ██ (2) █████ (5) ██████ (6) ███ (3) ███ (3) ████ (4) ██ (2) ███████ (7) ██ (2) ███████— (7)

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AETHER

The one thing, though, is that he ███████ (7) ███ (3) ████████ (8) █████ (5)

...

...

█████ (5) █████████ (9) ███ (3) ████ (4) ████████ (8) ███ (3)

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KAZUHA & HEIZOU

What I'm saying is that you three just... Work together. Like you three are meant for each other. I'm quite envious, actually, since ██████ (6) ████ (4) ████████ (8) ███ (3) █████████ (9) ████████████ (12)

████ (4) ███████████ (11) ██ (2) █████ (5) ████... (4)

---

"..." post (one that actually involves the boss and cupid's identity)

That was the first thing they said as ███████████ (11) entered the room.

"And besides, there's that s██i██ k███e█ on the loose, and—" (Serial killer)

"We got 27 more matchups, ██████. Let's get to it before Valentine's Day." (Navina)

---

THOMA

████ (4) ████ (4) █ (1) ████ (4) ███ (3) ██████. (6)

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GOROU

The one thing I can say is to not remind him of what happened in the past. More specifically, to what happens ██l█w. He gets shaken up when you ask him, and... Well, it's better you don't want to know. (Below)

██ █████'█ ████ ███ ██ ███. (He doesn't want you to know.)

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DOTTORE

He's not as kind as he appears. No, h████████████ (12)

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KAEYA

... Still, you'd have to wonder: just how can he deal with it when his previous partners go ███████? (Missing)

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DILUC

███'█ (4) █████ (5) ███. (3) ███ (3) ███ (3) ████. (4)

(Don't ...???)

---

What i noticed is that in the match up posts, it doesn't have any important message or hints to find the boss' identity. To me, it's more of to actually explain the character's backstory and their twisted sense. In any this is it for now. I'll try to find more 'hints'.

P.S. i did not put the one from rin's match up cuz it only has boxes because it was hacked by certain individual ☺️

- 🍀 anon

I was reading through these and was about to go 'oh yeah you're right on some of them' TILL I SEE THE PS

P.S. i did not put the one from rin's match up cuz it only has boxes because it was hacked by certain individual ☺️

NAH BUT FR... HE HACKED OUR SYSTEM AND I WANT TO TRACK HIM BUT HES BLOCKED US OTL. hes so difficult to work with, it gives me a headache.

Hm.. Should I even give a hint for some of them? Who knows.

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

Hello it's me again 😋

So, as navina (?) said, i did miss some info, mainly because i didn't read some of the fics and also the posts with full concentration loll

Anyway, moving on to my rambling ^q^

"Speaking of, Lyney has informed me that your boss has planned on murdering Lee and blame you for his death. Though, it seems that it backfired on him with how she is still alive. How is he now? Please inform him that the House of the Hearth are open for caring for those who can't deal with being a matchmaker."

To start my theories, i just wanna first squeel happily and say that i'm ecstatic because my guess for eros' name is correct LMAOO it's lee, guys ^^ idk if it's just a funny coincidence or whatnot, but it's funny lol

And eyy, since that's out of the way, i'll get into the main part of my rambling, which is my (new) assumption!

This particular dialog is from the 'voice message from arlecchino' (if i remember correctly):

"I'd like to start by thanking you for your cooperation. Had it not for you informing me of his background and giving witness accounts, I'm sure that he would've slipped by without paying his dues. It'd be troublesome should the fatui try to sue the agency when the perpetrator is nothing that we're looking for."

Well, since arlecchino started the whole voice message by talking about cupid's employer (plus it's already been specified there), we can deduce that she's talking about boss. With cupid willing to 'betray' (can it be called betray when there's no trust between them?) boss, arlecchino has acquired many infos about him and all sorts of stuff from cupid. Maybe, arlecchino is trying to confirm whether it was boss who did the crimes (the ghost killing, i think) or not?

"I'm sure that you've been dying to see him pay his dues. All of us are."

Although rin's theory does actually fit well with the words "It'd be troublesome should the fatui try to sue the agency when the perpetrator is nothing that we're looking for.", but with how arlecchino's been talking about cupid wanting to get 'revenge' to the one who wronged her, i feel like the culprit would be boss. Or... maybe somebody entirely different but still related with boss? Since arlecchino did say something along the line of:

"That aside, I believe that we're at the last phase of our plan together. I'm sure you know what to do, mx. O████e. You've always wanted to give your last message to the one that truly wronged you."

Maybe it really is not boss? "You've always wanted to give your last message to the one that truly wronged you." Although yes, boss did so many things bad to her. But maybe there was another someone who actually did something way worse to her. That person could either be affiliated with boss, or it could be a nobody. Ahhh... it would've been great if we know who or whatever they're talking about. And yk, now that i've read rin's theory, i noticed that these words are really implying that it's someone who we're not really expecting, i wonder who... hm. 🤔

(QwQ i want to theorise more, but i couldn't find any connections with other theory or even why it would be like that. Well, i wanna search for more infos from the earlier posts, so i could find if there's any connection with my other new theory, but i'm outside rn, so that would be a bit impossible :p)

- 🍀 ghost

... :)

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

anyways im waiting for a certain simp(tm) to come by BAHAHAHHAAHA

I... 🧍🏻‍♀️ i mean, you know me well enough that i'm gonna gobble up any drabbles or whatever that has boss in it-

But, you can't do this to me guys! QwQ

As much as i like him since he is literally my type lol, i still hate him for shooting my precious eros like that :(

But... anyway-

Darling always viewed Boss as physically attractive + husband material, but….yeahh I think the italicized text above explains why they are afraid of romance and giving their heart to someone. It will take a long time for them to open up to Boss……..so it’s a good/ bad thing that patience is one of his virtues </3

AAAAA YES??? I mean, cmon yall, haven't you seen his visual?? Bro is literally my type, but he's just a lil (tbh a lot) harsher than what i'd like tho 😔 anyway, i love darling's personality, it has so much depth, i guess? I'm curious as to why she would feel afraid of romance, well, i'm guessing it must be some childhood trauma?

In any case, i love the dynamic between them lmaoo. It's just funny how darling is so expressive with her crush towards boss, but she would always keep her distance despite liking him that much. I wonder how long it would take for boss to notice whatever's wrong with darling! Ily (platonically ofc) @jessamine-rose, tyty for making their dynamic so scrumlicious 🧎🏻‍♀️ i, without a doubt, would read every little drabbles about the two of em <333

- 🍀 anon

As much as i like him since he is literally my type lol, i still hate him for shooting my precious eros like that :(

(replying to this ooc)

Hey, Boss is a massive red flag. I did say not to like him, but... Well, better late than ever.

Bro is literally my type, but he's just a lil (tbh a lot) harsher than what i'd like tho 😔

... deep sigh /silly

Anyways, I'll be drinking my tea and get back to writing.

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

BOSS???

BANG.

BANG???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BANG??? HELLO??? WHAT- EROS, MY BABY, MY LOVE?? YOU'RE OKAY, RIGHT? :((

- 🍀 anon

...

He's... Okay?

...

What's going on?

...

oh no.

oh god no.

i need to go check on him. now.

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

Wait, navina, just holdup, wait a minute, don't go back to being a gremlin yet-

I just wanna know yk... can we choose not to rent the guys who were assigned to us? 😀 i just thought that no matter what the answers we give, whether it'd be a 'yes' or 'no', we will be with that guy??? (Or possibly not even with a guy?)

- 🍀 anon

Navina? Who's Navina?

...

Ahem. Anyway.

To answer that, we will inform the guy you are renting that you don't want to rent him. However, this is rare as their accounts wind up deleted when we find out that has happened.

... As for what happens to the one who owns the account, we don't know. Your decision is final, though, and we won't accept any instances of you changing your mind.

Especially if you agreed. That'd be quite cruel to the guys.

Anyway, that's all there is to it.

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

Shirooo, welcome back!! (^q^)/

You are so spot on with all the things that happened in the meme lmaooo, everyone is bound to be a simp for the boss 😔☝️ and there's a drabble about yandere boss as a 'what if' situation but he's such a red flag there and i guess he still is in the actual timeline lol (we can just say that he's literally a black flag at this point HAHAHAH- but still, smash tho /silly)

Anyway, i hope you've been doing okay! There's quite a few things that you missed, but only a small portions of it (i think?) are important cuz most posts were about simping for boss lol

btw @jessamine-rose your ideas are such a big brain move my goshh?? I can't help but think their dynamic is so good despite how toxic their relationship would be!!! Like wahh, therapist is needed for them both, but at the same time, the sexual tension is so high it makes it so hot???? (What in the world am i saying... /lh)

- 🍀 anon

🍿 (reading these gave me serotonin lol I hope you know that)

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

Is it only dain who left the match up event? Anyway, the fact that he left is so abrupt, there's no way he suddenly died as one of the ghost killer's victims, right?

Welp, you better keep watch for the news, cupid! And don't blame yourself too, people are just a bundle of 'variables' so no need to worries! Maybe it's not because he was upset or smth, but he just have something really important to do?

Oh and uh, i guess my hope for your boss' mood to be better is literally crushed- errr, how about sending some food to him? I heard that for certain people, food can brighten up their mood! (^q^) if you do, tell him it's from me i mean, i hope you'll be fine!!

- 🍀 anon

Yes, he's the only one that left. As for the Ghost Killer, I don't know if I can answer that. Dainsleif is.. an interesting individual, if I'm being honest.

... I'll keep in touch with him. Just in case he comes around.

As for food, I can get some prepared when I return. For now, I'll be meeting with a few people, so I won't be available to work on matches until next week. I'm hoping that things won't self implode when I come back by Monday, though.

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

Okay, so i already decode it and uhm sorry for mentioning those two in my profile kaeya 👉👈

To everybody else and also to make sure i'm right, here's the puzzle answer:

KAEYA IS NEVER FOND OF HAVING TO LOSE SOMEONE. BE IT SOMEONE HE CHERISHES, OR SOMEONE THAT HE MET THAT HE'D ENJOY BEING AROUND. IN A WAY, HE FOUND YOU AMUSING, AS MUCH AS HE ABSOLUTELY HATES TO ADMIT IT. BECAUSE IN HIS SICK AND TWISTED LITTLE HEAD, HE THINKS THAT YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FORGET THEM.

HE DOESN'T FORGET THE WAY YOU LOOK AT EITHER OF THE TWO MEN. HE DOESN'T DARE TO FORGET WHAT HE HAD FEEL LIKE HE'S 'MISSING OUT' ON. AND IN A WAY, HE FEELS AS THOUGH HIS HEART WRENCHES INTO TWO WHEN YOU TELL HIM ALL ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE. ITS A SICK AND TWISTED LOVE YOU TWO ARE TIED IN WITH, AND HE CANNOT PUT THAT PAIN INTO WORDS THAT CAN BE EASY TO DESCRIBE.

WHAT HE HASN'T TOLD YOU, THOUGH, IS THAT HE'S OFTEN FOND OF THE UNKNOWN. HE LOVES TO KNOW WHAT CAN BE DONE, AND HE LIVES FOR THE DAY WHERE YOU AND EVERYONE WILL FIND OUT THE TRUTH BEHIND THAT 'UNKNOWN'.

FOR NOW, HE SHALL KEEP ON QUIET. HE'LL KEEP HIS MOUTH CLOSED, BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DIG INTO THE PAST UNTIL THE TIDES CHANGE.

KAEYA KNOWS THINGS NO MAN SHOULD KNOW. ALL OF THEM DO.

AND AS MUCH AS HE HATES HIS JOB AND BEING 'IN' OF THE PROCESS OF BEING MATCHED, HE ENJOYS THE THRILL HE GETS. AFTER ALL, IT'S A ONCE IN A LIFETIME THING, SO WHY BOTHER WASTE THAT OPPORTUNITY?

INDULGE HIM FOR A BIT, WON'T YOU?

CHANGE.

KAEYA KNOWS THINGS NO MAN SHOULD KNOW. ALL OF THEM DO. AND AS MUCH AS HE HATES HIS JOB AND BEING 'IN' OF THE PROCESS OF BEING MATCHED, HE ENJOYS THE THRILL HE GETS. AFTER ALL, IT'S A ONCE IN A LIFETIME THING, SO WHY BOTHER WASTE THAT OPPORTUNITY? INDULGE HIM FOR A BIT, WON'T YOU?

But tbh who does it feel like i already know him or he already knows me from the way he writes these whole paragraphs? Are we friends or besties? And what do you mean by forgetting them?

Oh and yea now i know why he said "you must be expecting someone else" sorry bby i didn't think you'd like lil ol me 😔 ANYWAY, now i wanna tease him. Soo, you find me amusing eh? Hehehe (^q^) can't believe i really slide the way into his heart lol

- 🍀 anon

LMAOOO tbh I had that in mind and went "yeah, I think he'd find you amusing"

(also I'm v sorry with the change + repeat at the very bottom. I did these at like... 11 PM before queueing them up and I didn't fact check them. Mbmb)

As for those questions, he and I can't answer that. Let's just say that your submission would be interesting when I start writing... Which may or may not be soon tbh HAISBDJ

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

AHHH I KNEW IT!! 😭😭 BUT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW! I did try to translate some of them but it didn't make sense, so i thought that maybe some of them are a just a whole whatever-ish

Especially the dottore one. I was searching for a 12-letter word that matches the whole sentence but nope, i did not find one

Anyway, huffttt, i'm a bit nervous for my own match up hehe! I hope it was easy for you to match me with someone i guess??

- 🍀 anon

BAHAHAHA YEAHHH some are basically "lol they're like nothing", and I wanted to throw a few red herrings in there. There ARE some you can translate, but if you ask me what they are, chances are, I may not remember.

(it makes it fun tbh because you can interpret the message in any sort of manner and it'd still be correct... unless its something else entirely)

Anyway, huffttt, i'm a bit nervous for my own match up hehe! I hope it was easy for you to match me with someone i guess??

I'll be honest w/ you, I'm currently getting the last batch of anons and I am literally sitting here with the "should I spare you or give you one of the massive red flags of existence?" LMAO

But!! I do know who you'll get tomorrow ^^ so I hope you'll uh. enjoy who it is.