#bbl tips

[xxbliss]

BBL Latina that lives near me. Got dozens of clips of her 🔥🔥 I don’t mind posting for free, just want trades or tips on how to keep on getting candid vids and upskirts without being noticed 🔥

[itskybabes-blog]

Duke Dennis Drabble

Duke Dennis x fem!reader (no face claim but poc!reader friendly)

Part one: Unrequited Love Disclaimer: this is written by a dyslexic person – please forgive any grammar and spelling errors

TW: swearing, themes of drinking, sexual harassment and comparing body types

Plot: You and Duke have been friends for years, but you have had a crush on him for a while. At an AMP pool party, you reach breaking point.

Word count: 965

The wet, glistening caramel-toned skin of scantily clad women sparkle in the sun as they dance evocatively around the pool. You feel a bit out of place because – although, being a vision of beauty – you know his type is IG baddies and BBL bandits. Your naturally droopy E-cup tits and grabable ass might not be his cup of tea, but then why do you care? 

You and Duke have been friends for a couple of years now. You were a journalist and sometimes you get the perk of the odd brand trip. While atop of a snowy ski slope in Switzerland, the two of you hit it off and your friendship made it out of the group chat. 

Since then, he’d invite you around to do cool stuff together – just as friends. You’ve been a frequent visitor at the AMP house and have become good friends with the guys, particularly Agent, Kai and Fanum. Duke’s whole fandom even knows you’re one of his best friends and always ask when you’d pop up next in one of his streams. 

So, it wasn’t strange for you to be there, standing by the bar downing shots of Casamigos with the AMP lot at their latest pool party. You wipe the spilt liquor on your chin with the sleeve of your shrug and fix the matching leopard print bikini you wore. Don’t lie to yourself: these girls couldn’t hold a candle to you. But, watching Duke lean back and let one of those IG models slam their round bumper on his crotch made you feel a way.

About two years into your friendship, his dazzling smile and Southern charm started to melt your heart. When you looked into his chocolate-coloured eyes, you felt a flutter in your stomach that you never had before. You’ve been meaning to tell him but, come on, you look so good – surely he’d just take a hint. 

Well, there’s nothing alcohol and good music can’t help. The anxiety of wondering whether Duke got your signals or not vanishes while you throw it back to some Sexyy Red. You be sure to scream the chorus to ‘Looking For The Hoes’ and act out with all you two’s mutuals. Even one lucky fella gets a whine from you when the dancehall music comes on. 

While Duke was having his own star moment on the other side of the pool, you did too where you were. By the end of the night, you were both going to be the talk of the party. 

However, your time takes a turn for the worst when you glance over at the foine dark-skinned man shoving his tongue down the throat of some big-booty hussie. You sulk, dropping your head down to look at your pretty blue-tip toes. 

“Hey, gang!” Kai says, tapping you on the arm. “Yo, why you mad sour right now?”

“Nah, I’m good,” you lied.

“Well, come take this shot then!” he rebutted, handing you your 15th shot of the night. 

You’ve never been a lightweight but no one can survive this level of alcohol. Your quest to drown your feelings has gone too far and people are starting to notice due to the way your eyes glaze over and your lack of spatial awareness. 

You throw your ass around the slippery poolside, worrying all of your friends who think you’re doing way too much. Even at one point, your nipple slipped out and you didn’t even know until Zoe rushed over and fixed it for you. 

Agent runs over and tells Duke about your condition while he has the same broad on his lap. “Man, she’s a grown-ass woman. She don’t need no babysitter!” Duke exclaims back. 

“Please, dude, look,” Agent points over at you, stumbling aimlessly around the pool with a goofy smile on your face. He also sees a weirdo lurking behind you. The same man she danced with before (who was a random guest at the house) comes behind you and grabs your hips, trying to force you to dance on him again. You weakly push him away as who the fuck grinds to Chief Keef, but he wasn’t taking no for an answer. He tightens his grip on your waist and swiftly closes the gap between you. You drop your glass and it shatters, making a loud crashing sound, but the party still goes on as normal. 

The swift commotion causes Duke to quickly (after excusing himself from what would have been his flavour of the day) come to your defence and shove the man off of you. 

“What the fuck are you doing, bro? She don’t want your ugly-ass,” Duke boomed and squared up to the man. He got a few looks, but still, most partygoers went on like nothing was happening. 

“What’s your problem? She’s fair game,” the man said eerily, “I don’t see no ring on her finger and, earlier, she was all over me. She wants this.”

Clearly paralytic, you clung onto Duke’s side for stability. You look up at him with a look he knew all too well. 

Agent finally returns - this time, with security - to where you and Duke were.

“Get the fuck out of here!” Duke barked at the guy, pushing him towards the big burly men who scooped the creep up.

“No, you don’t understand,” he tried to argue while being dragged away. “She wants me! She wants me so bad.”

Duke ripped you off his side and threw you over his shoulder. 

“What the fuck? Put me- put me dooowwwnnn,” you hiccuped, trying to fight the bile rising up your throat. 

You have to wait a couple minutes for him to grand your request. Duke plops you on a bed - his bed - and stares at you in utter disbelief.

“What the fuck are you doing?”

A/N: Got writer's block with the Danny story, so I thought to start a cute lil' Duke drabble. All comments and advice are encouraged!

[imeverywoman420]

major criticism of onlyfans and instagram influencers i made while peeing and waiting for the calamine lotion to dry so i can move around

the type of softcore porn everywhere thats like. Girl with the face of sims 3 toddler in a sports bra and leggings. “You guys sweating during a workout is totally natural” closeup of her sweaty ass crack in yoga pants for that sweet onlyfans promo.

like. I wish they would just get french tips and do the full glam porn star makeup and be UP FRONT like “hey handsome heres my onlyfans im selling PORN on my ONLYFANS ;)” instead of “hii im selling fitness content heres my booking info watch me do tiktok dance” and looked like adult women that would be way better. Its like all these girls pretending theyre not escorts when they are wnd we all know it lol. “Fitness influencer” with cities and a plane emoji in bio= literal escort. Why cant they just be strippers or Playboy bunnies (the equivalent lol) why do they have to look like children and pretend theyre not selling sex

its the way they look like weird edited children with bbls and its just NotPorn. Like its obviously porn but its a dead eyed girl in a crop top and leggings standing in a gym holding a weight so its not Really Porn. Like. Wheres the silk and lace and feathers. Its always broad daylight too in those posts. Thats another sickening thing. theres no line of demarcation for what is erotic and the normal day to day…

they take up so much space on social media with their plausible deniability that its not reallyyyy porn its workout routines and tiktok dances. Girl shut the hell up and i want your simps to die. I dont even care about the morality aspect at this point its literally just so annoying that its everywhere. I miss when everything had its place and at least back 10-15 years ago they looked like women and not children lol its so creepy and bizarre on so many levels…

[law-of-ana]

𖦹︎ ׄ  𓈒 welcome to ana’s world. . .

˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊

virtual names : ana, ren, hana, floower

real name : ivana (feel free to call me ana🫶🏾)

nationality : french

ethnicity : cameroonian

mbti : intp/infp (it always changes)

🤍 : spirituality, selfcare, music (rnb & kpop mostly), bbl tea, video games & makeup

stanlist :

korean music (pop, rnb etc) : p1h, w2e, itzy, dreamcatcher, behindthemoon, ive, gwsn, aespa, kim a reum, illit, rv, newjeans & nmixx

other : sza, beyoncé, keshi, laufey, nicky minaj, ariana grande, megan the stallion, mitski…

𖦹︎ ׄ  𓈒 my main drs. . .

better cr dr

itzy 6th member dr

spirited away dr

gravity falls dr

own gg dr

pokemon dr

tokyo revenger dr

winx dr

𖦹︎ ׄ  𓈒 my shifting journey. . .

spring 2021 — discovered reality shifting and made my first dr : genshin impact dr (it was so awkward im thankful i didn’t shift there lol😭)

summer 2022 — first shift : i used the lucid dream method and i woke up in a waterpark… that was fun tho!

2022 - 2023 — break, some attempts but nothing really happened

autumn 2023 — opened my first shifting acc on tt, learned about loass, reprogrammed my mindset.

autumn 2023 - until now — minishifted x1 in my itzy dr, not a lot of attempts but a lot of learning

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- ill mostly post tips, about my drs and templates (notion)

- socials ; _anashifting on almost every platform

<3

[mai-333]

The resurgence of 90s ‘Heroin Chic’

Kate Moss for Blumarine Fall/Winter 1996

Characterised by pale white skin, extreme skinniness, dark eyebags, and an overall sickly look. Heroin chic has long been criticised for romanticising drug use and disordered eating. Rising to trend in the mid 80s, peaking in the 90s, and continuing through the early 2000s, it wasn’t until quite recently in the 2010s that Heroin chic slowly started to die out. Though it never truly went away, from the 2010s it has been far more popular to be curvy, and have an hour glass figure. However, with many thick ladies such as the Kardashians who were renowned for their curvaceous figures now liquidating their BBLs, many fear that heroin chic will return.

Heroin chic grew into popularity mainly with super models, as well as fashion photographers such as David Sorrenti. It was made very clear by the media, and fashion labels, that the ideal body type was one achieved through unhealthy methods. It showed and glamorised this malnourished look, and ultimately led to disordered eating of countless women and girls. As well, in order to be a model many women had to lose weight, and were forced into strict diets to keep their petite size.

Though heroin chic is what was promoted, this didn’t stop the media from attacking and accusing women of ‘encouraging’ heroin chic. Artists such as Fiona Apple have faced lots of backlash for apparently promoting heroin chic, despite speaking out about following beauty standards shown in popular media. The media has shown countless times how quick they are to attack slim women for promoting heroin chic when it isn’t done in a way they can market off of.

Currently, despite the abundance of progress made by the body positivity movement, the social climate still seems to be tipping more towards thinness again. Many people are opting for a more slim look, dieting is increasing, clean girl is trending, more women are going to the gym. However, there has been an increase as well in disordered eating, and body insecurities. These seem to never have truly gone away. But by tackling some of the root causes, such as encouraging unhealthy dieting etc, we can help to prevent this from starting.

I do truly believe that thanks to the body positivity movement that maybe this time around it will be more positive. Being skinny is not a problem, it’s just the methods people take to achieve it. So with proper self care and the new knowledge on mental health, maybe this time heroin chic will truly die, and be replaced by a healthier alternative. With all things trends come and go, it is truly just a shame that women’s bodies are one of these trends.

[breeding-bull-shuichi-saihara]

Shuichi,what do you think about our dear BBL addicted shorstack queen Hiyoko?

What do I think about our favorite addicted short stack? Hiyoko? Whenever people think about her, they associate her with taking care of animals or stepping on the ants at the farm, or she comes out of her way to bully Mikan and call her a pig for having a much more phat backside than hers. However, I do not think of her for such a thing. Because I believe she needed correction. Despite her being a healthy dancer .. her phat Brazilian butt makes most of her figure by 70%. Her butt is twice bigger than her whole body. Honestly, now I like her more for becoming addicted. It might not look like it, but she likes it; no, she is fantasizing, and she gets wet with the thought of a man giving her the most brutal slap on her Brazilian asscheeks leaving a hot, bright handprint for to feel all day;

She is also a hypocrite for calling Mikan a masochist who craves to be on Mikan but with fewer apologies. But when no one is giving her the attention she wanted. She underwent such hard training to have the best-looking Brazilian butt in the academy. You can call this <my intuition as a detective>, and the reason she has become addicted is that I always find an excuse for groping and pressing my gigantic meat against it. Despite her being a short queen, she craves somebody violating her and treating her like a woman, giving her a lot of attention when nobody does with her. And if they do, they're not brave enough to take action, which angers her. I, however, would let her put her Lift Brazilian Butt to good use. Or no more attention from Shuichi. She found my boldness attractive other than being rude. I think she grinned at my response

And so her fate was sealed, and my attention wasn't the only thing she'd get addicted to inside the farm, just the two of us. She was understandable and cautious. She wanted to know what I saw in her when most people didn't. That's when I realized she wanted to be honest with someone. Other than that, she felt relieved to receive more attention. So I wanted us to be close. <That's just the tip of the iceberg> Overall, after everything, she liked visiting me more often. She told me she used to perform a traditional dance in front of a lot of people and mostly older men, but now she wouldn't mind doing it again in front of someone youthful without feeling weird or disgusted around her simps with her lift-up butt being exposed;

Shuichi let things go smoothly and wants to see what kind of art Hiyoko intends to express, the deafening silence became good music, the closer I was near her while she is dancing, the more she looked at my hands, hoping I can touch her body further and feel her more without fear. "So, Shuichi.. you haven't answered me yet; what do you see in me that most people don't..??" she questioned me while closely swaying her hips near me, and then I replied, "You're pretty and beautiful, Hiyoko. Just don't let me tell you any different. " "What else?" She asked, and the sexual tension got stronger and stronger, and so did my urge to breed got the best of me .. and so I wasted no time holding her while inviting her to be used like a cockwarmer. She deserved to feel like a woman, and so she got dicked down hard, and she soon became addicted to my presence. No holes are left unused; I have never seen her this happy and relieved that she won't be alone again. We could say, I was the one who took her V-card away even though I liked her purity more. Let's say I became her crush that night.

And so, the few weeks passed, her growth spurt struck her. She had more cup sizes on her chest, and her Brazilian butt became twice bigger. She took things to the next level. I honestly didn't expect her to become overly developed. She wanted to reward me using her body, where sex became even more meaningful. She became the top after some time. And so the breeding continued. We let nature take its course. So I have to say, this Shortstacked addicted queen became a whole woman after some nights I have spent with her. I would say I like her. She's so good for long-term relationships. And she couldn't wait to get curvier and heavier, and my semen is good for the hormones. Hiyoko is the most romantic out of all the girls if she is explored right. And she tends to make out the longest

[chichiscloset]

What are some sites or stores you shop at to find clothes/ accessories/shoes etc?

Hi love!

I shop mostly at Saksfithavenue, Amazon, Skims, Lululemon & Shein. I wear a lot of dresses and I find these stores to have exactly what I need.

*All prices listed are in (CAD) Canadian dollars*

Saksfithavenue

Saks is a bit on the pricier side, but you can get a lot of cute authentic luxury pieces from different fashion houses for less. I normally get my dinner/ date night dresses from here.

Most items cost anywhere from CAD 400$ upwards. Some items I’m thinking about getting

Amazon

Amazon has a lot of affordable items which I love. And a lot of great dupes of pricer items. For example I bought a skims dupe dress and cartier love ring just to compare it to the one I already had. To my surprise they were almost identical!

Amazon is a great way to shop for clothes, and accessories if your on a budget. I paid about CAD 35$ for each dress & 9.99$ for the ring *Please note I also had Amazon prime.*

Skims

I had my doubts about skims until A few months ago. My friend put me on, and I recommended I buy the infamous skins dress, and some Shapewear. Ever since then I’ve never looked back.

If you’re looking for lounge& shapewear, skims should be your go to there’s so many amazing pieces on there that suits every skin tone and everybody type!

Skims is a little bit on the priced sider side items starting around CAD 50$ upwards. But definitely worth the hype.

Lululemon

You can’t go wrong with having a pair of align leggings some Air Force once’s and the bbl align jacket. Although pricey it’s worth the price.You cannot compete with the quality.

Not much to say about the brand the quality speaks for itself. Leggings start at CAD 98$ and the align jacket CAD 128$

Shein

Every girl shops here. Not much to be said. A tip for finding good clothes always go the back page and work your way to the front I’ve been able o get some god quality shoes bags and dresses that way

The items listed below cost CAD 38$ & CAD 50$

[gaykey]

Ktaemints are on twitter raging about taemins upcoming international tour dates and threatening to leave him for not having enough activities in korea. Could these people literally piss me off more. His increased activity on bbl is most likely also due to his sk based fans raising a stink about the international activities. One week ago I even saw kjjinggus saying that onew should not be allowed to go overseas because they saw how he was hugging chinese fans during a fanmeet. I know it's not all of them but korean fans unsettle the shit out of me lately. They appear to get worse and more cruel by the week. I hate their sick sense of ownership over idols and their violent reaction to having to "share". Like do they not want taemin to make his lifelong dream of a world tour come true? Do you not want him happy???

yo, i've seen this kinda thing happening across a couple fandoms this week?

i know that knetizens are also really pissed about dream being on tour during their comeback, and say they're having too many overseas concerts or something. and that they did a live where they were just chilling in their hotel and chatting, but not engaging with the fans. the comments were nasty apparently.

i feel like i saw they ended up apologising???

but yeah - i don't know what to say. obviously, not all kfans are like that, but the ones that are seem to be getting larger, and more vocal.

wild scenes.

the dissension between korean fans and international fans seems to be getting worse - the seunghan incident is what tipped the boat.

'threatening to leave'lmao like girl bye! more tickets for other people. like you said, this has been taemin's dream for a long time, why do they wanna put a dampner on it?

[lizbethborden]

Femininity is a lot of work and it’s actually very difficult to pull off. Even the “clean girl” look, which is the visual opposite of the heavy coverage MUA look that’s been popular for a while, hinges on having seemingly perfect skin and a “naturally” flawless look, meaning there is a ton of investment in skincare, etc behind the scenes—skincare being just another arm of the beauty industry of course. The rules and standards of femininity are also always changing; a particular body type has been extremely popular and achievable through readily available plastic surgery and now that it has achieved total saturation, I believe it’s already starting to become unpopular—women getting their BBLs reversed etc.

I think that because of the amount of work it takes to be feminine, plus the deep emotional investment in femininity, it would be a misnomer to label it as “easy”—for the individual feminine woman, it is not. But on a social and cultural level, on the level of media representation and in terms of what kind of otherwise marginalized woman can achieve visibility, fame, or success, yes, femininity is “easy.” It is quickly intelligible. It is considered desirable. It affords access and results in better treatment.

I am not arguing for “pretty privilege,” nor do I think benevolent sexism (i.e. female servers who wear makeup getting more tips) is a good thing. I don't think "pretty" women institutionally oppress others. But I do think that this society promotes those it wants to see more of; that it will help a "pretty" woman succeed before an "ugly" one, and applaud the "pretty" woman much more. This society cannot even tolerate a woman at neutral--a woman with no makeup on, with her skin texture showing, natural hair, braless, simply existing in a physical state that is unaltered.

For masculine and GNC female people, these are the stakes. For many of us, we do not just exist at neutral, which our culture cannot tolerate anyway; we in fact actively cultivate a specific aesthetic or what some would call a gender expression that is in open defiance of feminine norms. That is why it is not, per se, "representation" for e.g. a masc/GNC lesbian or bisexual woman to see an extremely feminine woman in the public eye identifying as lesbian or bi. It can be even more alienating, in fact, than having her identify as straight. She is the easiest version of us to swallow, and we are nothing like her; not only do we not want to be like her, it would take so much active work to deconstruct the image of ourselves we've already built--something we've loved doing--and reconstruct ourselves in her image that it's like an unscalable edifice ahead.

[sickenoughsteve]

Beef, Bars, and Banter: Navigating the Drake vs. Kendrick Feud and the Hilarity Ensuing

When I first came across Pop Base’s prompt to write something for their newsletter based on modern-day pop culture, like Drake, I wanted to hire a ghostwriter. 

Allegedly! Anyway…

I went to ChatGPT to see if I could streamline the process and create something funny, witty, and on-trend without spending too much time. It didn’t work at all. What came out (with specific prompts, even) was incredibly corny and very clearly written by AI. This is why we need REAL writers to be compensated fairly and given the correct resources to entertain and inform us properly.

Anyway, that’s my little rant on writing. But let’s go back to Drake. Right now, this man is getting cooked by the entire industry, yet it seems he’s holding his own? Whether our favorite cornball, who everyone admits is actually somewhat appealing in a way none of us can explain, is your favorite, or if you like the Pulitzer Prize winner, Kendrick, you must tip your hat to the revival of beef in the rap game.

This is fun!

I mean, The Weeknd is out here singing sultry diss bars, Future is butt-hurt for what seems to be the first time ever, Metro Boomin is catching strays simply because he’s good at making beats but doesn’t rap, Rick Ross is on IG calling Drake “whiteboy”, J Cole avoided a massacre but might have lost some respect in the process, Pusha T is somewhere saying “I told you so,” Kanye is continuing to be his same insane self… even Quavo and Chris Brown are getting intensely and perhaps almost violently disrespectful on the undercard for this headliner beef.

That said, rather than diving into this beef from all angles, I want to acknowledge that this is a lot of information to digest, and many battles are going on in this war. That’s why I will do my very best to give a bird’s-eye view of this whole situation and see if this perspective can help all of us enjoy it for what it is. Not necessarily to tell you who to “support” but rather to recognize that negativity might save us in 2024.

We’re missing pop culture events that unite and get us all thinking about the same things. That’s where I believe Kendrick and Drake are doing a massive service to hip-hop. Putting it all on the line gives us something great to sink our teeth into. I, for one, love it.

So, as far as comparing this beef to past beefs, I remember in middle school, hearing Nas on ‘Ether.’ It rocked my world. I was raised on Nas and thought of him as the ultimate rapper. A rapper’s rapper. Instantaneously upon hearing “Fuck Jay Z” several times in succession on the song, I became a bonafide 100% Jay Z hater.

Did I have a problem with Jay? Not really. He was a star. I liked his music and had absolutely no issues with him. But not anymore! Nas had set the stage for me to learn as much as possible about Jay Z and become skeptical of everything about him.

This time around, the same feeling is back. However, it’s even weirder because the internet is out here internetting. Drake has a team of social media people who ensure he has the best and most impactful content strategy any rapper in a beef could ask for.

The internet is all about timing and trolling. Drake and his team are certainly better equipped there. And it’s showing to be necessary. However, one could argue if the bars are all that matters, Kendrick might have him beat there. Hence, the need for Drake to win these small battles on social media.

I think the best thing about beef between world-class musicians is that we are instantaneously reminded that everybody is insecure and we all make mistakes. The goal of beef is to expose those missteps and air out those insecurities. Before, I never would have guessed Drake had a BBL, fake abs, and other body modifications. Does that make me hate him? Not really. Does it even bother me? No. Does it make me think he’s very weird? Hell yeah.

In this politically correct world, toxic masculinity makes a resounding comeback whenever rap beef is declared. That’s probably the most upsetting thing about this all, but at the same time, let me reiterate that it’s fun. In a world of Israel and Palestine headlines, one of the most significant elections of our history, climate issues, and other general sad, sad truths, this is something we quite certainly NEED.

Silly bullying.

Drake making fun of Kendrick’s shoe size is, frankly, hilarious. I don’t care at all that Kendrick is short. Why would I? It doesn’t matter one bit. But if you put it on a song, it’s GOING to be funny. But of course, he refers to him as “midget” a few too many times for our PC culture to be happy with him. I found this most interesting when stepping back and thinking about it all. To come across as “real” also means NOT being politically correct.

Drake came for Kendrick for making music with Taylor Swift. Meanwhile, he’s in a commercial singing and dancing to Taylor. Is working with one of the biggest stars of all time something you should be ashamed of? Clearly not. But it’s not manly. So we have to be embarrassed by it. Beef is confusing in 2024; that’s all I’m saying.

And Kendrick isn’t guilt-free, either. He told Drake he doesn’t like it when he says the N-word. Of course, Drake has a black father but was primarily raised by his white mother. Now, he must feel bad about using our culture’s most controversial word. Of course, there’s a lot a sociology professor could unpack about why this is wrong, but in rap beef, it’s fair game. And it works as a way to poke holes in Drizzy's entire being! So it plays.

Another thing. Before we had Rap Genius and could look up what these guys were saying, some more subtle jabs would go under the radar. But now, the whole thing—from Kendrick naming the song ‘Euphoria’ because of the HBO show Drake is a producer on—and the connection there to pedophilia to Drake calling his diss ‘Push Ups’—there’s simply lore everywhere you look.

I used to write for a company that covered Marvel/DC, comics in general, and action franchises, and the main thing I took away from it was that people love Easter Eggs. We love digging into the material and finding references to the past or things meant to not just be on the surface. That’s what we love most about rap beef - especially nowadays.

We want to make discoveries about these greats that make them less untouchable, to bring them down a peg. Interestingly, human nature is to humiliate those on top whenever possible. 

But alas.

So, whether you “don’t trust” Drake or love and agree that he’s winning this 20v1, you must admit this is “for the culture” and far from over. So buckle up; this will be a hilarious and fun ride.

[fyodior]

Hi, my favorite thigh humpers it's me 🪱 again. omg, two asks back to back? and not literally three months apart? guys therapy is working. actually, I haven't had a therapy appointment in three months! not because I don't need it but because I keep forgetting 🥰 also Flora I know you're busy and need time to go through your inbox and reply so don't worry about getting back to me!

anyways do you guys like fictional war criminals' cocks? I bet you do! (if not why tf are you on this blog 😭 ) Well boy do I have the thing for you! unhinged HC about Fyodor featuring me describing his dick at random throughout the post.

-Fyodor is a regular customer buying body butter on Etsy, his favorite scent is sweet alpha musk.

-Fyodor only uses the towels he bought at a garage sale that has like the cupid babies embroidered on them and has "Love" sewn into them.

-Fyodor calls the stem of a grape the butt plug of nature.

-Fyodor won't admit it but all he wants to do is take a warm bath, while ABBA plays in the background.

-Fyodor once kidnapped a 4-year-old during the 2011 Olympics at 8:07pm in Shanghai China. He took to a restaurant because kids under the age of 10 get to eat for free and he lost his wallet while bike riding. The kid had tons of fun and Fyodor even got her a stuffed bear from the arcade. He is now on a watchlist. Fyodor's dick is a 6.9889 inches

-Fyodor has like ten pairs of shoes and each one of them is embroidered with FBGM, or Fuck Bitches Get Money. Nikola said it was an abbreviation of a famous passage in the bible. Fyodor is an idiot lmao anyways fuck bitches get money RAHH

-Fyodor likes to eat his bread rolls as if he's a starving victorian child. Sigma doesn't know if he doesn't because it's funny or if it's a trauma response. Fyodor's dick leans about 20 degrees to the right. \

-Fyodor likes talking and strolls through parks quite often :)

-Fyodor was a head campaign manager for Obama's re-election year! he also embezzled 100,000 USD from the US government.

-Fyodor dresses up all his pets in clothes every day. and on holidays he comes up with matching outfits

-Fyodor half the time doesn't know what he's doing when he's hacking, he kinda just presses random buttons and hopes he doesn't accidentally doesn't shut down some country's water system. He's smart enough to easily learn and pick up on patterns of code but is just too lazy some days. His dick is rather skinny but he knows how to use it

-Fyodor is a fan of Kafka's work so one day he decided to read letters to Milena, Fyodor no longer believes in love because know has ever told him that "in a way, you are like poetry material; you are full of cloudy subtitles I am willing to spend a lifetime figuring out." lmao he literally was so dramatic afterward. Nikola complimented his outfit and he said: "if you don't tell me I am like poetry that you're willing to spend your life figuring out then don't fucking say anything."

-Fyodor may or may not have had a bbl. his tip is a light flush pink and the base is slightly tanner than the rest of his body not by much but it's noticeable enough.

-Fyodor thought S&M by Rihanna was about getting arrested. LMAO

-Fyodor one time had to go pee so bad he used a Gatorade bottle to pee in and left it on the side of the road that said: 'for those with a piss kink'

-Fyodor has fought an 11-year-old at Mc Donalds because, in their BTS meal, they got a Namjoon photocard. (they only did the photocard thing in Korea I think)

-Fyodor ran up two flights of stairs passed out and ended up taking care of some old lady's apartment while she traveled through Europe

-Fyodor can't pronounce the word pronounced. I want his cock shoved down my throat.

-Fyodor collects stickers but doesn't know what to stick them on too so now he has two drawers of stickers. his balls are about average darker than the rest, and he's well-trimmed.

-Fyodor has thought about marrying his hat, and having sex with it! he was on acid at this time.

welp, that's all for today, sorry if this was short, and also sorry if this is like spamming? again no need to answer me right away mwah

Sincerely your one and only fuckable hat

-🪱

literally no words there is nothing i could say to make this any better im just gonna sit here and cackle thank u so much

the random descriptions of his cock thrown in genuinely kill me

[bodybeyondstories]

Growth Notes 2 - Trevor

Fitness influencer Trevor has an ass that just won't quit, and discovers some new passions with his steadily increasing size.

Others in this series: Omar | Sky

MaleTF // growth // ass growth // macro

There are bubble butts. Then there are donks. Then there’s Trevor.

One of Instagram’s most popular fitness models, Trevor was known for indulgent views of his ample derriere, usually in an open air gym where the weather was somehow always perfect. Tens of thousands of interactions would usually follow some creatively recycled yet run of the mill set of workout tips to sculpt your bum into something that may one day come close to resembling his genetic lottery of an ass.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t already familiar with Trevor’s content—or his notable posterior. After all, I’m a victim of the algorithm just like the rest of you. I’d also be lying if I said I wasn’t at least a little excited behind my solid veneer of professional remove and friendly openness. Although I reserved my office space, restocked the mini-fridge, set out my usual bowls of mints, chocolates, and herbal tea, I had yet to see him stroll through my doors. Trevor was always on the move, so we pretty much exclusively did teletherapy.

I get used to the variety of angles and surprising situations framing his handsome face. The predictable backgrounds of his car or an airport lounge were interspersed with what could have been green rooms or photoshoots or even some sort of mountain retreat. He was living the influencer lifestyle, and it became part of our rapport to see if I could guess his location during our sessions. But only seeing down to his shoulders, it was hard to notice any significant changes, beyond what we would describe to me. Which is why he would point me to his profile as some sort of visual journey through his life, reminding me to “Go backwards, scroll up.”

I had been reassuring him that while running headlong into the doorframe was going to be annoying, he was still very likely to live a mostly normal life. Patients of mine will often worry about becoming one of the more extreme cases. Men who had to remove themselves (or be removed) from society because they had to crawl, not stoop, through the automatic doors at the grocery store, or cause infrastructural damage trying to get to work, or cause a scene simply trying to relieve themselves. But that was very rare, but I decided to humor Trevor following our latest session, pulling up his Insta profile at home on the couch.

So I started from sufficiently far down and scrolled up, filling in his physical absence by tracing his online presence forward through time. And Trevor was tall, yes, and getting perceptibly taller, but the star of the show really was his ass.

Over time, it kept getting bigger and juicier, and as the follower count skyrocketed so did the comment accusations of everything from BBLs to photoshop. Except…he was also getting taller. Like, actually taller, even in videos in which he was working with fellow fitness bros or clients, his 6ft frame looked a lot like 6’4”, then 6’8” in just a few months. In fact, his increased overall mass may have been the only thing allowing him to walk semi-normally with that steadily inflating ass.

But he just brushed it off with his winning smile, got sponsorship deals for lycra, jockstrap, and thong brands, which were the only things you would see him in after a while. I remember in a session around this time he mentioned, “I guess I should have been worried sooner, but the money was good and I was too busy to deal with it. Or see the writing on the walls…” 

In an IG Live, he finally sheepishly admitted that he hadn’t really been able to wear normal pants for months. Even his stretchiest tailored pair had given out.

“And that’s when I realized I had to get tested. My buddy Ryan was worried. There have been a few of these…cases, I guess, at the gym, and in a space like that, it can kind of get out of hand. I guess guys don’t know their own strength, and sometimes would like, damage equipment, or put someone else in danger, or just cause a dress code violation on accident.”

He had blushed here, while telling this story, and on his IG page I finally understood what I long suspected: that the dress code violator was him. At some point he posted sort of a blooper reel of mishaps that occurred while filming his much beloved leg day videos. It was mainly a compilation of Trevor ripping his gym shorts while doing squats, deadlifts, and even more controlled isolation movements. As his ass ballooned out behind him while banging out rep after rep, the seam along the back of his shorts would give up gracefully, exposing his mighty cakes to the gym and eventually, to his online following. As these clips progressed, his expressions of embarrassed shock shifted to an exasperated, knowing laugh. Towards the end, there were pics of him not even in gym gear, but instead out and about in casual chinos or tweed slacks completely blown out the back.

“I wasn’t doing it on purpose,” he told me with a knowing laugh, with an inflection that suggested he’s had to explain this to people multiple times. “It just happens, it’s hard to find pants that fit. But also,” he continued, his eyes drifting upward with a lilt of his head, “the views skyrocketed when I posted that reel. People are into that apparently? I don’t know.”

Turns out the gym was not a fan. It wasn’t the pants splitting per se, but the combination of that with his sudden growth spurt in multiple directions. The data on this is still mainly anecdotal, but there’s something about weightlifting regularly, or maybe certain preworkout or other supplements, that some believe exacerbates the syndrome. Patients with histories of fitness or bodybuilding start putting on extremely dense muscle, gaining disproportionate strength, even with the growth. Bodybuilding and weightlifting associations are still deciding how to handle that particular caveat when it comes to the competition circuit, but that wasn’t really Trevor’s concern.

“My PRs started going up. Like really going up, and it got to the point where it would draw too much attention just loading the plates to get a good pump. I’ve started hiding what I can really do, I don’t want people thinking I’m a freak.”

“That’s a common refrain among men with this condition, and it’s nothing to be ashamed of,” I reassured him.

“Well eventually, Ryan convinced me to get tested just to reassure the gym managers, and of course, it was positive. For a while I didn’t want to go  public with it, I think it weirds a lot of people out. And I just sort of hoped the changes would slow down and I could pass it off as a very late growth spurt.” 

That’s what they always say, I had thought, suppressing a wry smile. 

At some point, he took his height and stats out of his bios across social media platforms, and did less content that would allow for direct comparisons with normal sized people. But he looked…huge. And that ass was nothing short of colossal. His last photo on main was a candid of him standing in the doorway of his always Insta-ready apartment, a shy, surprised, yet practiced smile on his face. Except he wasn’t so much standing in it as bent over, almost crouching through it, his shoulder blades level with the frame and his slightly turned stance implying that his frame likely stretched wider than the doorway itself, the sides of his monster booty visible from the front.

The caption was brief, saying that he had recently been diagnosed with this disorder, and while a lot was still not known about it, he’d be keeping a lower profile but was thankful for all the support from his fans. That was 6 months ago. Since around that time, our sessions have continued per usual, but the backgrounds were less often him jetsetting from his phone and more tuning in real quick from his laptop in his living room. At least now I could see beyond just his face to a pair of massive traps that threatened to overtake his ears whenever he leaned in at his desk, extending to what I could only assume were boulder shoulders just off screen.

“Yeah, I took your whole teletherapy idea,” he told me excitedly at one point. “I’ve been doing at home workout tutorials and private sessions in my garage, which has been working out pretty well. Sometimes I’ll even sleep out there because it’s a little more spacious. I upgraded to a king size bed and my feet would still hang over the edge, but then eventually they would touch the floor again even when lying down. They say the growth might stop soon, but I guess we’re past the whole doorway issue…”

How huge is he now, I wondered incredulously. As he shifted his seating position at his computer, I briefly caught a glimpse of more of him, mainly the wide slabs of pec muscle that suddenly filled the screen, covered by a tank top stretched to its very limit. At one point he had mentioned that he had an adjustable standing desk, which I assumed he was using, but as he adjusted his position, I noticed he was actually crouched in front of his laptop screen as he folded his legs under him, resting his elbows on his knees.

“Sorry, dude. Still figuring this out. My desk is at full height and I kind of outgrew my chair.”

Outgrew? I thought. By how much? I hadn’t gotten a good idea of his developments in a while and didn’t want to pry. Apparently he had stopped seeing the point of keeping up with his ever increasing dimensions, opting instead to wait until the growth finally stopped. And also, if he didn’t know, maybe it wasn’t fully real, or at least he didn’t have to answer people’s perpetual questions.

As if in response, or maybe because he was just used to this, he turned his computer slightly to the left, catching his reflection in what used to be a full length body mirror on the opposite wall. The lean muscle of his massive back, capped on either end by deltoids that may soon be described as literal boulder shoulders, stretched the full length of the desk itself. He simply dwarfed the office setup, creating a comical juxtaposition, increasingly larger than his day to day life could allow. His ribbed tank top narrowed down to a tight waist before ballooning into two perfectly round globes that brought to mind a pair of exercise balls before I fully realized those were the impossibly huge cheeks of his ass. He seemed to be sitting comfortably on the cushion of his gargantuan cakes, each one flexing in turn as he slightly adjusted his position.

“I guess I don’t need a chair,” he said with a chuckle. “This thing’s gotten out of control,” he said, giving the mass of his right cheek a firm, playful slap, “but it has its perks.” 

Stretched across the top of the shelf that his butt had become was an oversized pair of pastel striped bikini briefs that seemed like they were almost an afterthought, having long ago given up any hope of covering any portion of his colossal derriere.

“So…it seems like you’re adjusting well?” I asked.

“Yeah, the virtual training has been great, still have all my old clients. I’ve also been trying out some new stuff with the managers at my old gym. They’ve been hosting ‘private’ trainings, I guess. They have an area set up with oversized equipment and massive weights, which is great because I get to keep training, and in return, there’s this…audience.”

“Audience?”

“I mean it’s not far off from what I usually do, or used to do, online. Go through my routine, demonstrate proper form, take questions, engage with fans. I know they’re there for the goods,” he added, turning to the mirror to peek at his monster booty, “but it’s been working for me so far. I’ve been rediscovering my body, I guess. In ways that I didn’t expect.”

Apparently, Trevor had been finding other ways to pursue where this new situation might lead. Last week, an OnlyFans link surreptitiously popped up on his Instagram account. I didn’t think much of it, until he brought it up directly in our session.

“You’ve been a big help in working through these changes, and I want you to check it out. Call it research,” he added with a laugh.

I was reluctant, but he gave me a free subscription, and I thought I might as well. The first video I watched was not set in his garage, or even his gym, but what looked like some sort of high-ceiling loft or warehouse. He was surrounded by weights and equipment which to a normal human would be comically oversized, but seemed custom made for his outlandish size and strength. He was clad in nothing but a pair of bright orange booty shorts, his massive ass still managing to look disproportionately huge in relation to the rest of his hulking frame. He went through his usual routine, greeting the audience with his bright smile. For the most part, it was a slightly campy performance of a workout demonstration, hip thrusts followed by split squats, then lunges back and forth across the room with monstrous 200 pound dumbbells, his cheeks visibly pumped and jiggling uncontrollably.

“A lot of you have been asking for clarification on proper form for deadlifts,” he said to the camera, playing up the fitness influencer character like he was born for it. “So let’s focus on that today.”

With the camera carefully angled to catch his butt cheeks from slightly below, he demonstrated set after set of proper deadlift form, his ass ballooning behind him with each rep and threatening to smother the viewer. As beads of sweat rolled down his back and into the deep valley between his prodigious cakes, the magic moment finally came. His gym shorts gave out under the pressure of his voluminous pump, his unreal bubble butt spilling out of the fabric and sitting proudly in the open air, seemingly defying gravity.

As he turned to the viewer with a light chuckle and that iconic smile, the camera zoomed out to show someone approaching from behind. Except as they got closer, the size difference became surreal. With Trevor slightly bent over, holding onto to either side of the squat rack, his globular cheeks dwarfed the head of this mystery person, who proceeded, with some effort, to hold these massive cakes apart, revealing Trevor’s waiting hole before he nuzzled in to steadily eat him out. Their head seemed to completely disappear in the mass of Trevor’s ass, their arms splayed out to the sides, hands sinking into the underside of his muscular booty, periodically giving a slap that made his entire ass jiggle, eliciting deeper and deeper moans from the star of the show, who could be seen in the mirror dutifully stroking an unwieldy cock.

Coming up for air, covered in sweat and musk, laying their face lightly on one huge cheek, the camera zoomed out further to reveal that they were actually standing up straight. Trevor’s ass was easily six feet off the ground with his gargantuan feet flat on the floor. As the camera panned up, Trevor stood, and stood, and stood, impossibly tall, turning to the viewer with that winning, blissful smile, half his face covered in what looked like a gallon of his own cum.

“Great job, today,” he said with a wink. “See ya next week.”

[thatbitchsimone]

Is it weird that I want to gain weight??? Seems like a lot of these questions are concerned with the opposite. But honestly I don’t feel good about being so bony and tiny looking. People always think I’m 15 when I’m 21… I’m so used to eating small amounts, so I’m finding it hard to increase my intake because I get full so easily. Do you have any tips? Thanks mother thatbitchsimone <3

not weird at all. ive known a few girls that struggled with this when i was growing up and its probably been even more common lately since we are just leaving the era of a body ideal that is all about curves and and being ”slim thicc” rather than just being slim. i mean just look at the whole bbl craze.

i also 100 % understand where ur coming from with the age thing. once u enter adulthood and u start feeling that ur not a girl anymore but a woman, u will want to be viewed as a woman and desired as a woman and not as a teenage girl. like most women our age dont want to look like teens bc we have outgrown it and we are eager to finally be actual grown women and treated as such like no one wants to feel like a child in their 20s. looking younger than u are wont feel like a good thing at this age bc we have literally just left puberty lol looking younger wont rly feel like a good thing until ur like 35 bc then looking younger doesnt mean looking like a little high schooler anymore

my advice would be to start snacking a lot. that way u will eat more without having to push ur body to its limit during ur meals. dont fall into the trap of pushing urself to eat even tho u feel full and can barely get anything more down without feeling sick or like ur absolutely stuffed like u shouldnt have to make urself feel physically uncomfortable or ill. u can however eat even tho ur not hungry. just snack between meals more. its a good start and a smart option when bigger meals are harder for u to take in. another way to get around this would be to drink ur calories. dont just start gulping down a bunch of sugar packed soda tho bc we gotta remember that we are trying to be at least somewhat healthy here and not risk or increase our chances of getting ill or causing harm to the body. but maybe smoothies or stuff like starbucks type drinks or even just milk and yoghurt or stuff like that. just drinks that have calories. or just straight up drink soup lmao its liquid after all like the effect will be the same. please dont go too hard tho. please take it slow. i know ur eager to get ur weight up and want to see changes as soon as possible but u need to be patient just like ppl who try to lose weight need to be patient. u gotta be cautious and not get carried away.

[cyarsk5230]

Its not enough for the Yt bxt*h to make Black culture her costume she gotta come in adding to the detriment of Black Women. This is why I don’t support the likes of Kim Kardashian and I will never EVER buy no fuckin skims get ALL these racist wh*res OUT of Hip Hop

Not shocked that a Minstrel show barbie putting her nasty ass pointy nose in Black folks business I blame Tip for that he’s talking about he doesn’t want mediocre but he’s collaborating with a mediocre rapper

What the heck is that about

Love him down but all he saw was a yt bxt*h with a BBL and decided to put the battery in her pasty ass back somebody should take her to the Montgomery river front next ol nasty ass smut

[tearsandwishes]

weekend vent dumps #2 

Goodness gracious, this week has been long. Right now, I'm doing a dumb project for bio. Hot Tip: DONT TAKE HONORS BIOLOGY. The only thing that has me going is anime and TikTok.

But, while I'm at it. I want to talk about the dangers of TikTok. Especially with teenagers on it. Recently, I gave a friend (more like an acquaintance) a picture of me. Since they wanted to do this trend where they do "friends we shouldn't take for granted". Now I want to talk about how fake people can be.

Now as you can see, this friend is a sophomore. I only knew this kid since the beginning of the year and now we're "friends". I don't mind being friends with the kid, but if you're using my money and ask me if the Little Mermaid should be black seems to be a stretch.

I could be over exaggerating but this kid seems to want to get the best from me and I don't get anything back. I wouldn't have a problem if you, payed me back, or not have asked me such racist questions (if you're wondering, yes they're white). I don't want to seem harsh but just don't do such things.

Now about TikTok. Apparently people can photoshop their bodies in videos. wtf.

It's hard, day by day, to find someone that is real. TikTok is turning into Instagram slowly (THATS A LIE) and we're soon going to believe that BBLs actually look good again (RIP asian doll).

Anyways, as a young person who's is soon going to vote in 2024, can we please have an argument that social media should not have filters. We seriously have filters that make your skin lighter (DO BETTER TIKTOK, but at the same time, me being a lightskin looks funny).

Now this post seems to be everywhere, so I hope it's not too confusing. Imma finish my project now.

"There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell them."

-Louis Armstrong

REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER MY MUTUALS

dont be like me who drinks rootbeer 24/7

EDITED - MY DUMBASS FORGOT TAGS

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