#bbg rly said HOW DO I LOOK

[cobrasx]

BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! YES GOD!!!!!! YES GODDDDDDD!!!!!

"how do i look..? is my hair good?" ↳ billy's achilles;; ep. 29

[slamminslamminmcgill]

k not to be a whore on main but something something the weather is really fucking hot and its uncomfortable to sleep in anything other than like. a pair of shorts. something something lalo sees u and bbg its fucking OVER for u.

or or or uhhhh this ones more self indulgent bc ive got a disgusting case of praise kink with an added dose of touch starved, big r.i.p if its not ur jam, but lalo coaxing and reassuring you to let go, you're so tired and sweaty and vulnerable, he'd hold you close bro like he just would, bonus points if its after going at it hard.

ok and last one i promise but dont tell me that man wouldnt get drunk with you at a bar and then fuck you in an alleyway on the way home. thank u and i hope ur doing well. hope this is what u meant by prompts.

HI THESE ARE ALL RLY GOOD BUT THE LAST ONE???? BRAIN DAMAGE

warning: intox (alcohol)

Lalo wanted to take you out for drinks, and he spared no expense. He took you to some ritzy lounge that felt way above your pay grade. You'd commented on how expensive the drinks were, but he told you not to look at the prices. Get whatever you like, whatever sounded good. He'd take care of you. He always did, much to your annoyance sometimes.

You were slumped against him in a red leather booth, one arm draping over his shoulders, the other one "subtly" palming his cock through his pants as you begged him for another round. His next words broke you.

"I think you've had enough, chiquito."

"What?! N-No..." You whined, pathetically, before clearing your throat and trying to sound less desperate. "Haha... I mean... Nah, man, c'mon... I'm good. I'm so good. I can take it." You squeezed his bulge and leaned in even closer, your hot breath against his ear smelling like pineapple and kidney damage. "I can take a lot, you know..."

Lalo chuckled and shook his head. "Can you even stand up by yourself?"

"Pshhh, absolutely!" You scoffed and peeled yourself off of him. Lalo stepped out of the booth to let you out. You scooted across the seat, turned forward, and stood up. Predictably, you stumbled, and grabbed on to Lalo's shirt for balance.

Lalo sighed warmly, enamored by how silly you got when you were intoxicated. You were so cute. So helpless. "Yep. That's what I thought. C'mon, we're getting out of here." He fished for his wallet and left a substantial wad of cash on the table. His arm hooked around your waist as he walked you out of the bar.

You were drunk, yes, but not too drunk to know the way home. When he made a sharp left as soon as you walked past the bar, you were confused. Why was he taking you into a dark alley? "Hey... We don't live here..."

"I know, mijo. But don't worry." In a flash, he whipped his body around and shoved you against the brick wall. His lips were on your neck, draining you of what little inhibition you had left, and his hands were already sneaking down your pants. "You said you could take a lot, right?"

[bbgmessi]

I havé alor go questions so bare with me lol:

So obvi this is an o!erling blog (we love our bbg haaland) but what other headcanons do you have for the rest of man city? I see o!foden and a!grealish making sense to me. I see Alvarez as a cute little alpha and maybe Silva as dad alpha type I loved the way erling swung him around after the header against Bayern it’s giving child that is now bigger than the parent/ bigger younger sibling vibes. but what’s your opinion on those players and others?

I’m trying to figure out how they would’ve reacted to foden and his appendicitis like are they worried for their omega? Would it reaffirm that they’re weaker/more fragile? Would erling subconsciously be upset with him for being sick (even though it’s not his fault everything that happens to one omega affects them all bc they’re under a microscope especially since erling is so atypical as an omega).

Would erling be close to other omegas or does his legend/next big thing status get in the way ? How do betas interact w the alphas ans omegas on there team? Are there a/betas (like betas who are more dominant) and o/betas in your world ?

What would the team think of haaland never missing a game? Would he himself keep pushing even when he’s hurt to beat the stereotype? Would alphas on the team be mad he’s getting so much playing time and negate all the hard work he’s done? Or are they more progressive and supportive of him? Is there like an antagonistic alpha who would always start shit ?

In your omegaverse do the omegas have separate locker rooms and bathrooms? Would it be like male female then on the inside there are more doors that sat alpha beta omega ? Or are there 3 separate bathrooms for every secondary gender regardless of biological male or female?

(ok so this is a super long response s lol) anon i have a secret. and it’s . i’m just making all this up as i go lol!!!!! i change my world and players dynamic for the scenario and story i currently want to tell, like you said alpha jack but i’ve written him as an omega because something about the way he’s regarded as such a himbo and erling is so criticized for his looks and not even his performance reads so… woman coded to me so it makes sense to me for them to be lesbians, but alpha jack could work in so many scenarios too it all just depends on what i’m feeling lol (except erling bc he’s my poor little meow meow and i feel like it’d just be so cliche to make the giant man an alpha… and i’m him)

and like phil could rly be an omega, he had a child super young which fits really well into omegaverse and like him trying to find his place in the little group of man city omegas… but also tiny alpha phil trying to fight to prove himself despite his size… different social commentary but both so valid!!! and it’s the same for julian!! he could be a tiny alpha, trying to find his place, or a sweet omega trying to figure out the english society and all that!! everything kinda depends hahaha, but i agree with silva as a dad alpha, erling just being so excitable he forgets he’s so strong he can lift people up like that but silva just had to be like:)

and also… hm phil’s appendix surgery… idk i don’t feel like it’s super big of a deal bc it’s pretty routine surgery? but if i’m not doing masc lesbian omegas omega erling i could do like pick me omega erling where he’s so desperate not to fall from the public and peps good graces he’ll do anything and he thinks that includes scoffing a little when phil is out injured even though he can’t help it… maybe there was all ready weird tension between them from the beginning bc pep uses his attention like a weapon and chooses who to focus on and lately its been erling and phil is jealous

to me it’s super important to like… use individuality to tell the story, like erling is an omega but that doesn’t mean he’s suddenly a super motherly person etc he’s just a person who faces different hardships just like any other omega is different but the same so i don’t think i’d write a!betas and o!betas bc it feels like a way to assign dominance and submissive roles to like everyone on a societal level and it feels counterintuitive for me like people are still… people… and individuals who can be different, their status gives them certain outlooks and things but it’s also not… changing who they are personality wise… idk if this makes sense but yeah

but erling and other omegas could go either way, like does he try to distance himself because he thinks that will allow himself a way into the world of the alphas of football? if he’s just quiet enough about the harassment and all maybe they’ll accept him??? or does he lean into other omegas… it’s up to you!!

now i’m feeling really repetitive lol but it’s the same about the alphas on the team, anyone can be the bad or good guy, maybe they’re upset he’s doing so incredibly well maybe they’re supportive i’m not sure… i could go either way depending on if i want angst or smth else, they’re kinda like tools to tell a story for me

and i like to think separate locker rooms for omegas at least but also maybe it differs from country to country and like situation to situation, maybe more progressive countries have joint bathrooms and locker rooms but they can also be harmful places but the separation can be isolating… but yeah i literally make it all up as i go so sorry if i’m ever inconsistent lol

[blueiight]

poor yang, in every universe his half assed thoughts accidentally come true⚰️

He had helped them win. He had provided information that changed the course of the battle, for the better. What an odd thought. Was that a betrayal? A betrayal of what?

😢😢😢😢U a servant of the pharaoh alr big bro…

“Read your script and don’t ad-lib,” Bronner said. He shook his head. “You have a unique ability to turn a moment where you come out looking competent into one where you look like a disaster. You should have just smiled and taken whatever promotion he was going to give you.”

was bronner ever into the theater and/or acting , all these times he mentions scripts… im curious. or is he just trolling.

WOLF</3 MY POOR THING…. I like the way his dilemma has been like underpinning sotp…

“How do you put up with me, Leigh?” Mittermeyer asked, almost too quiet to hear.

Yang knew the answer to that question, and it involved carefully stuffing all of his own selfish thoughts down into the deepest recesses of his heart, but he wasn’t going to say that, so he said, “Because you’re my friend,” which was also true.

😢😢😢😢😢😢

Oberstein turned to look at him for the first time, his artificial eyes becoming slightly translucent when the afternoon sun shone through them at the right angle, revealing faint traces of the circuitry beneath. “You should see yourself as others see you.”

I really love every single convo yang has w oberstein so far theyre very thematically poignant wiaw oberstein rn feels like the guy u talk to ina video game just before u unlock ur next level oss idk.. (& the parallel w/ the specter of reuenthal.. “Don’t be. History will not mourn if the line ends with me.”) the idea of ‘ not being meant to be born ‘ informing both oberstein & reuenthal’s fundamental selves n how they go abt it in different ways. and how yang is both endeared to them !! when he rly shouldnt be even if they my bbgs. theyre awful orz

REUENTHAL’S BACK…(side note i gotta look but is he rly the only person who texts using fully proper grammar? it wouldnt hurt to use an emoji or a contraction, my dear oskar)

“Well, I’m glad you’ve suddenly decided to agree with me,” Yang said. “It’s easier to be obscure. It lets me be as lazy as I desire.”

“No,” Reuenthal said, finishing the last of his beer. “I say that because I feel I might get jealous, if too many people saw you for who you really are.”

I just said hes so twisted! aloud and cackled.

AYEEEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO THEY GETTIN FRISKYYYYYY AT LAST LAWD I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE SiT CH2!!!

Love love love loooove. kircheis & hilde. theyre actually my children i birthed them.

“Why do you go to the IOA?” Hilde asked. “You’re not like the other students. You’re not even like Oskar.”

Ur not a generic bro (other kids) or malignant homosexual entity (reuenthal).. hes just cute & gay.

“Haven’t you ever walked into a room and seen or heard someone, and thought, ‘That person is just like me,’ for some reason-- maybe you couldn’t even explain it? It is in the other that one recognizes the self. Anyway, those same things that you and I might see-- other people hate them.”

i rlyrlyrlyRLY love this. dumb fujo drafting up a wiaw queerness & seditious elements of/in empire thesis.

“Congratulations.” She raised her glass. “To joining the elite ranks of the deviants.”⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

Wiaw yang is no longer a virgin!! first major canon divergence/jkjk

magdalena is like just let him be jealous & crazy over u!!! its fun. Gosh like live a lil ‘Hank’.. everybody needs a toxic romance in their lives.. maggie downgrading from closeted lesbian relationship to one sided crush on a straight woman… How far the mighty Have fallen💔💔💔💔ur ex gf in a cult now u chasing str8 girls n praying ur mutual beard gets in a polycule

“It’s a useful skill, even if it is womanish.”

Yang rolled his eyes. “Seriously?”

Reuenthal shrugged. “If one learns to cook, one hardly needs a wife for anything.” honestly this is kinda giving internalized misogyny

OH MY GOD HES FUMINGGG. BITCH DONT BE MEAN TO YANG!!! OR MITT! OMG THE FAIL BACHELOR PARTY AND MITT WALKING IN TO. TO.. 💔💔💔💔

AND THEN. HE SHOWED UP IN SUCH DRAMATIC FASHION… as we expected… we talk about yang being trapped by genre/s but also reuenthal… truly a shoujo 70s psychosexual manga mc trapped in a milsf polidrama piece

“He doesn’t get along with about half the people in the world.” is the funniest way to phrase misogyny

miss bronner is back and hes trolling kircheis… the goodest boy in space…

“Oh, whenever I’m having a bad day and need to amuse myself, I read through all of Leigh’s messages.” many people do this to me too… This is a s/o to the Commodore Bronner’s of the Blueiight page💜u will never be Her. and i will never be yang.

I have to take a smoke break before i get into wittktbw….2020 blueiight speaking w/ 2023 blueiight

and we continue forward.. another turn of history’s page or wdf the narrator be saying

[hetreatshimreallywell]

here are observations I made before even researching babygate (just to prove how it doesn't even take looking into it to know smt is up)

you see, the thing is, louis makes it known how important family is to him. he makes sure everyone knows that, to him, family comes first. his family is his #1 priority.

i don't even know how long it's been since louis has seen freddie, but that rly says smt, doesn't it?

or what about the fact that he didn't even bother fighting for custody over him? sure there were headlines saying he wanted to take b to court for a custody battle/shared custody over f, but articles and headlines are easily bought and could have just as well been published via management's wishes. don't trust the fucking media, people! if Louis rly wanted custody, he would have stopped at nothing to get full custody. if this were his child, he would have full custody.

I'm not about to get into bbg and all the inconsistencies of the narrative/b's pregnancy bc that should be common knowledge by now and if not, I've linked the masterpost here.

moving on, we have the fact that Louis never gets asked about f in interviews. my bet is that that topic had been blacklisted. the times he has been asked about f, he gave short and curt answers. take a look at liam in comparison. when asked about Bear (which is quite often), he shares "moments" with us. Louis? "yeah, he's with his mum, he's doing good."

as we all know, when it comes to beard and pr stunt contracts, there are often scripts to be followed regarding what can and can't be said when the celebrity is asked about their relationship. taking a wild guess, I'd say there is also paperwork regarding exactly what Louis can and cannot say when asked about f. we know Louis doesn't want to be in this situation, which is why he barely says shit when it's brought up. he says as little as possible bc he doesn't want to say anything at all.

it's blatantly obvious how fame hungry b and her family is. f is constantly being exploited by this family bc they love the attention. they know that the child is the only thing giving them their media presence and the only reason they're somewhat of a household name. exploiting a child for their own fame crazed selves.

Louis is a private person and I know that if f was rly his son, he would not for a second be okay with the way b is exploiting him like this. it doesn't add up.

but again, these are just observations I happened to make before I properly looked into babygate. it's so painfully obvious, it's impossible to believe ppl don't see the fault in it!